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JMBis, Krisargent, schnudelhupf, buzzielizzy, siouxz, Ziya and sudeshnarocks like this

reposted by uglyteen

dor1316, ErikSmit, stargater, SlickMemes, lonelyscribe, BoldDelight, eboy, buzzielizzy, JMBis, Lirpae.. and 6 others like this

reposted by lonelyscribe

New server. Better performance.

More improvements to come soon...

BoldDelight, buzzielizzy, Authlander, CurrentNobody, Krisargent, Lirpae.., sudeshnarocks, sarcaSM and Ziya like this

I am bolder than a coffee.

buzzielizzy, Krisargent, foenix, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.

Krisargent, buzzielizzy, MonoGate, MyM, CurrentNobody, sudeshnarocks, petegutz2, busylizzie, bold, AndSheCame and 1 other like this

Started out with nothin and still got most of it left.

#seasicksteve

Krisargent, buzzielizzy, SourceBlack, busylizzie, CurrentNobody, Ziya, JodieT and dAn like this

You know, it's been a while since there's been a really big meteor impact.

#just, #sayin, @xkcd

Krisargent, buzzielizzy, SourceBlack, busylizzie, karlokoenig, JodieT, Ziya, UserOne and CurrentNobody like this

United States of Amazon

#you, #have, #been, #warned, #amazon, #usa

SourceBlack, codytatman, HRK, Fionacatherine, busylizzie, sudeshnarocks, Campo, bmj, eulekauzig, bold and 7 others like this

reposted by karlokoenig

That's a bit of a silly question. The Internet doesn't weigh anything!

SourceBlack, busylizzie, kenwats, swatchUSA, bold, crafty and Ziya like this

You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a baby. You wouldn't shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet. And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. And then steal it again! Downloading films is stealing. If you do it, you will face the consequences.

#fbi, #piracy, #warning

dannyzee, Ziya, crafty, dor1316, bold, MyM and hanueli like this

Did you notice how she didn't even get excited when she saw this original ZX81?

crafty likes this

Hello, IT... Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?

Krisargent, BoomBangBoom, dannyzee, eulekauzig, crafty, sudeshnarocks, dor1316 and Ziya like this

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Krisargent, dannyzee, crafty, guggigirl, kolelo, bold, Authlander and hebdifescht like this

I'm sure your version of your idea will be better.

Krisargent, busylizzie, locupleto, eulekauzig, crafty, dannyzee, dor1316, MyM, bold, Ziya and 2 others like this

Absence of evidence
is evidence of absence.

Krisargent, dannyzee, crafty, erin.desmond, springfire, bold, Fionacatherine, sudeshnarocks, Vandtastic, RegisterDue and 5 others like this

Books are full of facts.

The internet
is a heaping dumpster fire full of misinformation and bullshit.

#offerman, #truth, #books, #facts, #internet, #dumpster

Krisargent, DominicLomax, sudeshnarocks, ThoughtBoy, crafty, HRK, GreatSmile, misterlab, ChrisRota, guggigirl and 5 others like this

My favorite animal is the computer mouse.

#computer, #mouse, #animal

crafty, SourceBlack, Lirpae.., HRK, MonoGate, perellano, Campo, Floki, ThoughtBoy, swatchUSA and 14 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA

He just moved to the other side of an event horizon.

#rest, #in, #peace, #stephen, #hawking

Krisargent, crafty, ThoughtBoy, GreatSmile, Moon-D, jmb, Fionacatherine, dor1316, meohmy, InfluenceNoise and 7 others like this

Don't piss in my face and tell me it's raining.

#rain

DominicLomax, jmb, crafty, HRK, Stig300, edje, neve.b, meohmy, hanueli, iam_diran and 11 others like this

reposted by Ziya and edje

We've got two eyes, two ears, and one mouth.

We should use them in that proportion.

Krisargent, sudeshnarocks, crafty, Stig300, meohmy, juneocallagh, MyM, misterlab, guggigirl, jaybyrd and 8 others like this

Boldomatic points now cashable as Bitcoin.

#for, #real, #just, #kidding, #youre, #welcome

CurrentNobody, Heemah, sudeshnarocks, Fabriciuz, FrankFilocamo, erin.desmond, Bhoomi_Dekate, swatchUSA, crafty, juneocallagh and 9 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, Campo and CurrentNobody

The Great Pyramid of Giza.

The kind of thing rich people in ancient egypt did with their money.

#yuval, #noah, #harari

Krisargent, crafty, sudeshnarocks, CityCharacter, swatchUSA, dor1316, locupleto, arxvis, Fionacatherine, erin.desmond and 2 others like this

Some people say, How can you live without knowing? I do not know what they mean. I always live without knowing. That is easy. How you get to know is what I want to know.

#richard, #feynman

Krisargent, crafty, sudeshnarocks, CityCharacter, dor1316, MyM, erin.desmond, misterlab, janem803, prubton and 2 others like this

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

#tom, #waits

Krisargent, crafty, avant-garde, swatchUSA, lovenadav, HRK, stephinity, Stig300, ilgatto, juneocallagh and 10 others like this

"Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation."

#hitchhikers, #guide

Krisargent, crafty, Acataphasja, HRK, jaybyrd, MyM, misterlab, dor1316, KosmicKarma, juneocallagh and 2 others like this

reposted by Ziya

While everyone is out getting drunk, I'm at home happily sowing.

#happily, #sowing, #at, #home

Krisargent, crafty, KosmicKarma, Kara24xo, pasquale85, dor1316, SourceBlack, MyM, mone_ha, misterlab and 8 others like this

reposted by DarkBlack

New App Version Coming Soon

Krisargent, crafty, KosmicKarma, siouxz, Kara24xo, BiteSenior, nano560, pasquale85, guggigirl, misterlab and 17 others like this

Here's to technology: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

#homer, #simpson

petegutz2, Krisargent, crafty, BreathMiddle, Kara24xo, eulekauzig, ChrisRota, BiteSenior, fotonobile, albertgualbert and 14 others like this

reposted by RajshreeMishra, albertgualbert, BiteSenior and Krisargent

We live in a world of which beauty is an inherent inseparable part.

Krisargent, crafty, swatchUSA, erin.desmond, bold, mone_ha, sudeshnarocks, juneocallagh, locupleto, Ziya and 3 others like this

#boldomatic, #beta

buzzielizzy, BoldDelight, Krisargent, crafty, fotonobile, janem803, lyfe, ChrisRota, FrankFilocamo, HRK and 30 others like this

reposted by sudeshnarocks, CleoBe, stargater, FrankFilocamo and Krisargent

The scarlet pink.

#boldomatic, #beta

Krisargent, crafty, ChrisRota, JodieT, shespeaks94, tide, NerdWord, Shea, aehmpaeh, MaScho and 11 others like this

reposted by CleoBe, sudeshnarocks and stargater

#boldomatic, #beta, #new, #horizons

Krisargent, crafty, nadry, ChrisRota, JodieT, Sunshine123, NerdWord, Shea, aehmpaeh, masacukas and 18 others like this

reposted by prubton, sudeshnarocks, uglyteen, stargater, masacukas and nadry

Nosy
noisy nasty neighbor.

#myneighbor

NerdWord, prubton, FireShop, Campo, Blackalicious, juneocallagh, DonSpaccafurnu, pontifex, DerWahrig, Ziya and 12 others like this

Where are
all the
geo-mission submissions?

#geomission, #love

bold, Fionacatherine, FrankFilocamo, swatchUSA, jussayin, jaybyrd, kenwats, Ziya, Shea, meohmy and 1 other like this

It is better to think of church at the pub than to think of beer in church.

Wiedikon, Switzerland

#beer, #at, #the, #church, #martin, #luther

gizmo2705, Unendlichkeit, -Juliane-, prubton, alaskanpoptart, michi26, petegutz2, m_R_s, purplechill, Fionacatherine and 15 others like this

Die Architektur gibt Ruhe.

#tictrictrac

onei_jordan, emiledi77, bluxx, alorac, stephinity, Shea, meohmy, sudeshnarocks, Authlander and juneocallagh like this

PRESS TO RESET THE WORLD

#office, #installation

Krisargent, buzzielizzy, ChrisRota, dor1316, swatchUSA, janem803, Lautdenker., phuamaxx, MyM, m_R_s and 28 others like this

reposted by stargater, CleoBe, FrankFilocamo, m_R_s, Centenigle, swatchUSA, KnightofSIAL, FrankFilocamo and buzzielizzy

Sometimes I hear voices. Usually when I hide in your front closet and wait a while.

Reposted from ConanOBrien

Krisargent, prubton, MyM, dor1316, jaybyrd, FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, Shea, Ziya, misterlab and 1 other like this

Dear Bolders -
We're launching our first sister app today!

Just a heads-up for our community so you can grab your favorite username...

bubblegum.wtf

#new, #app, #bubblegum, #powered, #by, #boldomatic

Krisargent, Lirpae.., idiomatic, SourceBlack, swatchUSA, avant-garde, anjellica, Ziya, MyM, dor1316 and 17 others like this

reposted by janineyvette and Babs_77

We want emotion instead of information.

#post, #truth

10MilesToParis, Krisargent, janem803, ellenicole, Lautdenker., stargater, idiomatic, agungpurput, roniawirr, prubton and 43 others like this

reposted by Ziya, rachelkisses, hammertime_16, PublicScratch, visorvice, Boldomatic, alistair95, sawei and dijana84

Lesson learned: never turn your back on a robot.

Krisargent, human, Jamille, FrankFilocamo, juneocallagh, stephinity, JodieT, meohmy, Sunshine123, swatchUSA and 7 others like this

90%
Vegetable
Diet

Karma 2017

#stepout, #karma

human, juneocallagh, hebdifescht, CleoBe, Sunshine123, kenwats, misterlab, JodieT, janineyvette, emiledi77 and 2 others like this

Krisargent, rebekka1304, a_mars_bar, sudeshnarocks, Shea, emiledi77, enderby, juneocallagh, meohmy, guggigirl and 5 others like this

We all know what to do.
We just don't know how to get re-elected after we've done it.

#Jean, #Claude, #Juncker

Krisargent, stephinity, TravelDexter, Lirpae.., bold, aehmpaeh, juneocallagh, a_mars_bar, naebitnae, kenwats and 7 others like this

My best chance of catching up on all the great TV shows is a non-fatal skiing accident.

Reposted from ConanOBrien

#conan, #ski, #accident

ZeepBella, purplechill, dor1316, PenSword72, guggigirl, emiledi77, sudeshnarocks, Ziya, MyM, jaybyrd and 2 others like this

Don Spaccafurnu is in deploy hell.

@DonSpaccafurnu

radoodle, stephinity, emiledi77, PenSword72 and DonSpaccafurnu like this

OMG I love the Postal Service!

#live

ZeepBella, MyM, pasquale85, Ziya, emiledi77, stephinity, naebitnae, Lirpae.., sudeshnarocks, UserOne and 3 others like this

Don't grow up.

It's a trap.

ZeepBella, dude22k, pluton, SourceBlack, klodi, prem.prabodh, stephinity, a_mars_bar, juneocallagh, forever_young and 15 others like this

reposted by shankarrkn, klodi, FightClub, renzel and pluton

Politics...

is for puppets

Reposted from DonSpaccafurnu

bold, juneocallagh, forever_young, naebitnae, emiledi77, SimonLauper, Ziya, Shea, jaybyrd, sudeshnarocks and 3 others like this

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juneocallagh, lyfe, Blackjackuar, Shea, DonSpaccafurnu, jaybyrd, emiledi77 and Ziya like this

reposted by Ziya

My head is so far up my own ass,
I can see the future.

Reposted from dAn

#oldy, #but, #goody

ZeepBella, sudeshnarocks, purplechill, emiledi77, shaesizzle, naebitnae, JodieT, michiko3010, bold, misterlab and 7 others like this

You can't just play the game, you got to play it for real.

#luke, #b, #quote, #by, #vale

janem803, ZeepBella, Vandtastic, rahelstern, Ziya, stephinity, Lirpae.., PenSword72, mentalitas, bold and 12 others like this

reposted by radmx, radmx, monsieur and theobserver

I'm famous for being famous.

#i'm, #x, #for, #y

Blackjackuar, pasquale85, janineyvette, PenSword72, naebitnae, jaybyrd, stephinity, JodieT, emiledi77, bold and 6 others like this

Green
has
never been pinker.

#new, #app, #and, #web, #updates

stargater, Blackjackuar, michiko3010, pasquale85, PenSword72, purplechill, SimonLauper, guggigirl, Shea, MyM and 10 others like this

The opposite of a fact is a falsehood.

But the opposite of one profound truth, may well be another profound truth.

#i, #dont, #know, #havent, #had, #my, #coffee, #yet

EasierSaid246, ZeepBella, Vandtastic, Authlander, d_bomb, SourceBlack, soyy, a_mars_bar, juneocallagh, bold and 12 others like this

I always bring my baseball glove to the ballpark, just in case a falcon wants to land on my hand.

Reposted from ConanOBrien

#conan

HRK, SimonLauper, stefan_noth, MAMONI, JodieT, janineyvette, a_mars_bar, AalXZander, pasquale85, MyM and 7 others like this

I am a deeply serious class clown.

EasierSaid246, SourceBlack, AnaManzana, MAMONI, emiledi77, prubton, sophh, m00ze, JodieT, naebitnae and 12 others like this

Everybody knows you should change your oil after every 8 miles of walking.

ZeepBella, HRK, emiledi77, bold, sophh, PenSword72, Lirpae.., JodieT, meohmy, jaybyrd and 4 others like this

Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company.

#mark, #twain, #heaven, #or, #hell

dogtownRVA, emiledi77, milijaaa, juneocallagh, piglet.aimee, RulesOfLife, matembe-53, sophh, PenSword72, tweetybird and 8 others like this

In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought... I must put a roof on this toilet.

Wiedikon, Switzerland

#les, #dawson

dogtownRVA, emiledi77, DygytAlice, fotonobile, dor1316, flipflap, misterlab, Robinista, meohmy, a_mars_bar and 4 others like this

Linux, I love you.

#haxor, #love

emiledi77, fotonobile, sepanx, SimonLauper, juneocallagh, juliettebravo, Campo, ZeepBella, jaybyrd, piglet.aimee and 1 other like this

I'm not really intere
sted
in art.

Zurich, Switzerland

#summermatter

ZeepBella, dan0, emiledi77, Maximilian, a_mars_bar, juneocallagh, Ziya, ene, hanueli, boldolicious and 1 other like this

Please only pay me in tortillas.

ZeepBella, Vandtastic, emiledi77, a_mars_bar, aehmpaeh, bold, Authlander, PenSword72, sophh, meohmy and 7 others like this

My head is so far up my own ass,
I can see the future.

#chief, #evangelism, #officer

EasierSaid246, ZeepBella, aehmpaeh, JodieT, hebdifescht, MyM, Sunshine123, m00ze, misterlab, jaybyrd and 10 others like this

reposted by dAn

God didn't make me to clean up. God made me to play.

#olivia, #4years, #quote, #tru, #dat

Vandtastic, bold, jonesygirl80, guggigirl, anjellica, juneocallagh, barbaresco, swatchUSA, dor1316, ZeepBella and 11 others like this

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

#bill, #watterson, #says

Vandtastic, anjellica, swatchUSA, erin.desmond, bold, soyy, chocolat, pasquale85, jaybyrd, hanueli and 7 others like this

I can only please one person per minute.

HRK, janineyvette, meohmy, flipflap, JodieT, jaybyrd, MyM, Ziya, Lirpae.., somachmers73 and 3 others like this

Time-dependent superfluid local density approximation.

#TDSLDA, #nuclear, #fission

dor1316, naebitnae, Dead.Yeti, purplechill, GaylrdSprFckr, jaybyrd, Authlander and Ziya like this

An intellectual movement that bridges the vast chasm between the genuine, trustworthy authenticity we all seek and the lies we constantly face from cynical corporate PR departments and the misleading breadcrumbs planted by guerilla marketers.

#meta, #modernism

EasierSaid246, stephinity, hanueli, Morgan1998, Authlander, emiledi77, Lirpae.., bold, Fionacatherine, MyM and 6 others like this

Don't worry.

I'm sure you'll come up with plenty more of those once-in-a-
lifetime type ideas.

stephinity, ciscorabisco, francesca, Morgan1998, purplechill, meohmy, SimonLauper, MyM, PenSword72, Authlander and 4 others like this

Data shortages,
data rationing.

Data blackmarkets.

#datageddon

A.M., PenSword72, DonSpaccafurnu, juneocallagh, sophh, purplechill, Authlander, JodieT, emiledi77, kaylababy and 1 other like this

Dear God,
I'd like to file a bug report.

idiomatic, PenSword72, Jamille, loryane, purplechill, stephinity, meohmy, bold, Lirpae.., juneocallagh and 10 others like this

I don't always get did.

But when I do, I get did hard.

@stephinity, @HRK, #getting, #did

janem803, PenSword72, emiledi77, bold, stephinity, cybersont, erin.desmond, shespeaks94, Lirpae.., purplechill and 9 others like this

The hipsternet.

@hanueli

emiledi77, a_mars_bar, fotonobile, cassie.desmond, juneocallagh, meohmy, Authlander, bold, Fionacatherine, DomHansson and 7 others like this

Just because you can,
doesn't mean you should.

#carlos, #keasler

janem803, emiledi77, perellano, happysonja, sis, PenSword72, desyr, rhodrihughes, localhero45, DMein and 22 others like this

reposted by Jezebelle

Somebody give me a puka shell necklace - I'm going full douche.

emiledi77, mea648, dor1316, meohmy, JodieT, Ziya, reet123 and jaybyrd like this

I'm an agnostic with doubts.

#gotfaith, #doubt

glitteral, a_mars_bar, mea648, dor1316, JodieT, Morgan1998, purplechill, jaybyrd, bold, Campo and 5 others like this

Never understood the superiority complex. It's almost like you are over-compensating for something.

kassyw, Lirpae.., purplechill, SUDESNA15, Authlander, sis, meohmy, JodieT, mzgee123, juneocallagh and 8 others like this

I have selective amnesia.

#pre, #jimaimah

janem803, sis, mea648, christinax, Fionacatherine, Dags, Babs_77, alorac, purplechill, ayesha_khn and 18 others like this

reposted by localhero45

The system is going down for maintenance!

Connection closed by remote host.

#haxor, #woes

sis, Fionacatherine, stephinity, juneocallagh, Lirpae.., SimonLauper, JodieT, Authlander, dAn, locupleto and 3 others like this

#tattoo, #recommendation

sis, PenSword72, Lirpae.., JodieT, bold, UrsusUssersihl, meohmy, Stokn, somachmers73, sophh and 7 others like this

boldomatic.com

purplechill, sis, Authlander, JodieT, aana, Pesca, Lirpae.., pasquale85, SimonLauper, Babs_77 and 9 others like this

Nothing haunts
us like
the things we don't say.

Reposted from De_liefste

janem803, dAn, cassie.desmond, dor1316, SimonLauper, erin.desmond, meohmy, Authlander, JodieT, jaybyrd and 11 others like this

If you're bored you're boring.

#do, #something

janem803, shaesizzle, buglove, stargater, perellano, lonelywolf, z.m, sis, erin.desmond, purplechill and 19 others like this

reposted by geeksessionisn

Avocado is a super food.

#like, #if, #you, #like., @alorac

PenSword72, codytatman, lazzygirl_jems, Lirpae.., MaScho, JodieT, erin.desmond, hanueli, UserOne, Luenchen and 5 others like this

Stop lying to yourself! You're just a excel monkey!

@stephinity, #excel, #monkey

radmx, hebdrikwhelan, meohmy, JodieT, juneocallagh, 5owali, Morgan1998, jaybyrd and stephinity like this

Whitfield Diffie and Martin E. Hellman win the Turing Award for introducing the ideas of public-key cryptography and digital signatures.

Reposted from InTheNews

MaScho, juneocallagh, Morgan1998 and Authlander like this

A computer scientist calculated that buying one of everything on Amazon would cost $12.86 Billion #wastedhislife

Reposted from ConanOBrien

stephinity, stefan_noth, dor1316, z.m, guggigirl, aana, meohmy, reet123, JodieT, Morgan1998 and 2 others like this

The only way to guarantee such a powerful tool isn't abused and doesnt fall into the wrong
hands is to never create it.

#tim, #cook

somnuz, PenSword72, fotonobile, hebdrikwhelan, pama_pami, JodieT, dor1316, purplechill, Sunshine123, Lirpae.. and 6 others like this

reposted by fewz

ZINGY LARD AND BACON SOUP

Ingredients: 60g of bacon,50g of lard,3 potatoes,3 slices of bread. Serves 4.

1. Whisk the bacon
2. Toast the lard
3. Fold in the lard
4. Microwave the lard
5. Grill the potatoes
6. Fold in the lard
7. Heat the bacon
8. Sprinkle the potatoes over the top
9. Serve piping hot

Reposted from random-recipe

@random-recipe, #zingy, #lard

d2d2d2 likes this

Boldomatic is all about words and the people who create and share them.

#boldomatic, #love

Krisargent, lonelyscribe, Mo81186, DonSpaccafurnu, dannyzee, janem803, idiomatic, ljcreative, Mel.Filsinger, michiko3010 and 41 others like this

reposted by bold, cokeandrum, swatchUSA, Boldomatic, Sasquatchprime, huzy, WillForeal, dor1316, prubton, Krisargent and 1 other

I respect Apple's stance against the FBI, both for protecting our right to privacy, and for not telling them my phone's pass code is 7394.

Reposted from ConanOBrien

Vandtastic, lukeZ, stephinity, pasquale85, Lirpae.., tweetybird, ernstrose, guggigirl, matembe-53, misterlab and 12 others like this

I feel positively homeric.

Authlander, punkpig, Morgan1998, tweetybird, guggigirl, A.M., jasmeen, juneocallagh, meohmy, annemarit and 2 others like this

WATER SALAD

Ingredients: 130ml water,80ml tomato ketchup,3 prawns. Serves 3.

1. Put the prawns in the saucepan
2. Slice the water
3. Put the prawns in the fridge to set
4. Melt the prawns
5. Flip the prawns
6. Flambe the water
7. Add the prawns
8. Fry the tomato ketchup until browned
9. Enjoy

Reposted from random-recipe

#dinner, #tonight, #thanks, @random-recipe

higgy, juneocallagh, matembe-53, erin.desmond, Lirpae.., jaybyrd, KnightofSIAL, JodieT, dor1316, swatchUSA and 1 other like this

I know of a secret couple who have made love to each other in the office.

#boldomatic, #gossip, #coworker, #scandal

janem803, janineyvette, LASKYE, Authlander, JodieT, hanueli, pasquale85, guggigirl, Lirpae.., Luenchen and 2 others like this

It was a trick
of the darkness.

Zürich, Switzerland

#rigolleto

kenwats, Shea, jasmeen, JodieT, PenSword72, piglet.aimee, samir, meohmy, juneocallagh, guggigirl and 14 others like this

I think you may need to recalibrate your sarcasm detector.

PenSword72, jeve, purplechill, forever_young, emilianovitt, meohmy, Morgan1998, jaybyrd, guggigirl, stephinity and 3 others like this

Of the yin and yang you have an abundance of yin.

You need
more yang.

#dark, #bright

PenSword72, juneocallagh, hanueli, Authlander, purplechill, swatchUSA, JodieT, meohmy, sis, abe and 5 others like this

The world will only end once

Reposted from HRK

janem803, purplechill, Lirpae.., anjellica, roanthegoan, tweetybird, deadsoul, juneocallagh, cassie.desmond, iam_diran and 10 others like this

It's similar to a simulated simulation.

PenSword72, stephinity, Authlander, Morgan1998, JodieT, erin.desmond, captainluis, jaybyrd, meohmy, tweetybird and 8 others like this

The Persuit of the Avian Persuit

#coming, #soon

stephinity, Morgan1998 and UserOne like this

I'm afraid
to Google things.

There,
I said it.

@hebdifescht, #google, #fright

Vandtastic, PenSword72, juneocallagh, bold, tweetybird, meohmy, abe, Authlander, dor1316, Lirpae.. and 13 others like this

If you want to go fast, go alone.

But if you want to go far, go together.

#robin, #jones, #gunn

janem803, streetmedic, PenSword72, bdadam, walkabout, Babs_77, mestephie, _andreiia_, perellano, reet123 and 28 others like this

reposted by TinT.T. and greysky

Culture is that thing that lets you answer before you hear the question.

#talking, #about, #yogurt

PenSword72, Morgan1998, guggigirl, Sunshine123, JodieT, meohmy, Lirpae.., Stokn, sis, no667 and 3 others like this

How did you go bankrupt?

Gradually,
then suddenly.

bold, Lirpae.., roanthegoan, Luenchen, Morgan1998, Sunshine123, ZeepBella, Ms_Ntlebi, Authlander, erin.desmond and 7 others like this

Nothing turns me on as much as buying new tools.

#omg, #my, #new, #tablesaw, #is, #so, #hot

dor1316, Morgan1998, dAn, mirbak, hanueli, aguzan, Ms_Ntlebi, abe, JodieT, stefan_noth and 6 others like this

Conscious-ness is just a feedback loop.

#rip, #marvin, #minsky

Sunshine123, Morgan1998, tweetybird, erin.desmond, jaybyrd, meohmy, Lirpae.., juneocallagh and UserOne like this

"Men who take their orders from the gods are unpredictable and dangerous."

samir, hensch, rudeboy, Morgan1998, MaScho, JodieT, purplechill, jaybyrd, Authlander, A.M. and 5 others like this

reposted by rudeboy

Zurich, Switzerland

aehmpaeh, MyM, haiden_, Lirpae.., jaybyrd, byronsurf, GaylrdSprFckr, bold, meohmy, JodieT and 4 others like this

reposted by byronsurf

"Hi Ian, remember me? I'm your wife, Patricia."

www.youtube.com

#snl

meohmy, Lirpae.., swatchUSA and jaybyrd like this

The best thing about being an adult is acting like
a child.

#adulthood

Kara24xo, janem803, Vandtastic, shankarrkn, emiledi77, Jamille, sofiamaria, momochica10, samir, PenSword72 and 37 others like this

reposted by tommyy and captainluis

i am a walking piece of shit

fotonobile, purplechill, erin.desmond, ene, meohmy, pasquale85, Lirpae.., carolalola, Sunshine123, sophh and 4 others like this

My panic attack is having a panic attack.
It's called panicanic attack.

hensch, WeedyBerlin, MaScho, Lirpae.., MyM, Jojo1402, purplechill, Qball, hanueli, tinsoldier and 12 others like this

I hate it when they show commercials in my dreams.

Although, I don't mind when they show trailers for next night's.

#dont, #sellout, #dreams

Vandtastic, UserOne, swatchUSA, sophh, locupleto, Morgan1998, Qball, juneocallagh, meohmy, stephinity and 13 others like this

reposted by Arschgeweih

The real loser in an argument about the meaning of the word 'hoverboard' is anyone who leaves that argument on foot.

m.xkcd.com

#xkcd

stephinity, juliettebravo, meohmy, locupleto, juneocallagh, JodieT, PenSword72, sophh, bold, hanueli and 1 other like this

Oh the media monkeys and their chunky junkies will invite you to the plastic pantomime.

#flight, #of, #the, #conchords

juliettebravo, stephinity, bold, stefan_noth, PenSword72, jessylynn, muriel16, Lirpae.., jaybyrd, meohmy and 1 other like this

It wasn't a walk in the park - you write like a monkey.

2amadeus, Lirpae.., hebdifescht, PennyLame, jaybyrd, anbach, MyM, guggigirl, swatchUSA, KnightofSIAL and 2 others like this

“Passion has little to do with euphoria and everything to do with patience. It is not about feeling good. It is about endurance. Like patience, passion comes from the same Latin root: pati. It does not mean to flow with exuberance. It means to suffer.”

#danielewski

EasierSaid246, brenzy, De_liefste, fotonobile, guzfox, stephinity, erin.desmond, guggigirl, JodieT, bold and 12 others like this

Unfortunately, inevitably time travel leads to paradoxes until the universe (well the one with observers remaining) settles into a consistent steady state as increasingly improbably events take place until the result is no time travel.

#cold, #fusion

fotonobile, erin.desmond, Qball, MyM, matembe-53, muriel16, KnightofSIAL, meohmy, haddock, locupleto and 2 others like this

Just say yes and then I will tell you what it is I want you to do.

janem803, MaScho, mizim, stephinity, JodieT, PennyLame, freesbe, guggigirl, jaybyrd, mzh and 11 others like this

Star Wars. Because rocket science is like fixing a car.

#han, #so, #lame

GaylrdSprFckr, kjelldahl, guzfox, stefan_noth, JodieT, guggigirl, meohmy, Qball, juliettebravo, SunnySarah435 and 7 others like this

What ever you do, always give 100%.

Unless you
are donating blood.

#wisdom, #wins

janem803, Krimi63, HRK, brenzy, perellano, MyM, prlann, shanncy, el_medrano, CharlesG and 24 others like this

reposted by CharlesG, simplyblonde and catzzz

Sometimes,

#you
#eat
#shit.

#eat, #shit, #skatedorbing

EasierSaid246, guzfox, aehmpaeh, Qball, JodieT, Lirpae.., sophh, juneocallagh, meohmy, bold and 3 others like this

I'm
saving my Chocolate cake for marriage.

@carolalola, #chocolate, #cake, #fetish

stargater, stephinity, hanueli, locupleto, MyM, guggigirl, carolalola, meohmy, sophh, PenSword72 and 5 others like this

I let my imagination do whatever
it wants.

janem803, XsuXsu, hepetersson, manuo, JodieT, stephinity, Sunshine123, pasquale85, guggigirl, misterlab and 9 others like this

chmod 777

Read.
Write.
Execute.

#haxor, #unix, #l33t, #read, #write, #execute

sarilarifari, hanueli, juneocallagh, stephinity, guggigirl and ufahrbach like this

I'm sitting at this fast food restaurant, and I'm holding hands with this fairy right before he sets the place on fire.

#2, #days, #in, #paris

johnodusky, SimonLauper, Cee96, Luenchen, Lirpae.., Sunshine123, sophh, PenSword72 and jonesygirl80 like this

janem803, EasierSaid246, Cheeseburgertv, pasquale85, leonoredoni, stefan_noth, dor1316, Qball, jaybyrd, PenSword72 and 6 others like this

Sometimes
sharing a
shower is all
we can do to
actually leave
the house
on time.

#morning, #rush, #rehash, @haddock

janem803, Vandtastic, francesca, lamv, mmbevell, huan, aussi-girl90, ch.pizza, bold, huzy and 12 others like this

reposted by mmbevell

I'd like to have kids but it's too mainstream right now.

#mainstream, #kids

hazelderi, swatchUSA, SimonLauper, bold, stefan_noth, hanueli, meohmy, dAn, purplechill, soyy and 12 others like this

"It's hard. You can eat shit like super hard."

francesca, juliaapril17, stephinity, juneocallagh, meohmy, bold, guggigirl, sophh, viviana266, Lirpae.. and 2 others like this

The secret to happiness is low expectations.

#?

lapin, alfredeneumann, sanhyd, guzfox, fotonobile, guggigirl, richjaybitch, dor1316, ene, haddock and 10 others like this

An airboat and a bike had a baby and it is awesome.

Wawel, Poland

#insanity, #in, #kraków

Lirpae.., Qball, jaybyrd, PenSword72, meohmy, JodieT, guggigirl and sophh like this

You can't find a logical solution to a religious problem.

#crowd, #control

Robinista, janineyvette, Lirpae.., Qball, meohmy, juneocallagh, guggigirl, mng, JodieT, anjellica and 5 others like this

Sorry not sorry.

janem803, EasierSaid246, mzh, brenzy, stephinity, Lirpae.., 2schaa, cassie.desmond, guggigirl, Qball and 8 others like this

The ocean covers 71 percent of the Earth's surface and contains 97 percent of the planet's water, yet more than 95 percent of the underwater world remains unexplored.

www.noaa.gov

#wonderofthesea, #wwf

manuo, dannyzee, aurelieleah, pasquale85, JodieT, meohmy, MyM, jaybyrd, sophh, anjellica and 8 others like this

Pro-Tip:

Instead of waiting for spaghetti to cook in boiling water, just eat it half-cooked in luke-warm tap water. You're welcome.

#protip, #spaghetti, #shortcut, #youre, #welcome

huzy, Blitzkrieg, Dabrix, juneocallagh, Lirpae.., sophh, hebdifescht, DonSpaccafurnu, swatchUSA, jaybyrd and 1 other like this

Pro-Tip:

Instead of using toilet paper, just use your bare hand. In a lifetime this saves you $100's.

#protip, #toilet, #paper

janem803, lonelywolf, truthseeker57, Jamille, daniel8a14, dreday, LauraBea, mng, sophh, LaurieAmy and 11 others like this

reposted by juneocallagh and Honeychild

Info: Unfortunately there is a serious bug in iOS 8.4.1 which causes Boldomatic v2.1 to stall on startup. Luckily we were able to track down the problem quickly and issue a workaround (v2.2) on September 3rd. The update should be available in the App Store within a few days.
In the mean time we recommend using the web version (boldomatic.com) on either your desktop or mobile.

hamza, sophh, SimonLauper, PenSword72, Qball, shespeaks94, juneocallagh, swatchUSA and Lirpae.. like this

The average person falls asleep in seven mintues.

#weird, #sleep, #facts

janem803, JodieT, foenix, pasquale85, jaybyrd, Qball, Lirpae.., annairie, meohmy, stephinity and 2 others like this

A cat
has 32 muscles in each ear.

#cat, #muscles, #weirdfacts

foenix, SimonLauper, meohmy, dor1316, Qball, PenSword72, piepa, Lirpae.., NukeSkywalker, Jamille and 2 others like this

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

#weirdfacts

stephinity, samir, meohmy, PenSword72, fruitgarden, guggigirl, Parole, Lirpae.. and dor1316 like this

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

#weirdfacts

Vandtastic, Tina7, samir, dor1316, Lirpae.., NukeSkywalker, JodieT, jaybyrd, UrsusUssersihl, meohmy and 11 others like this

reposted by truecolors

Sometimes I only wake up when I'm already half-way by bike to work.

#good, #morning

swatchUSA, hepetersson, brenzy, JodieT, stephinity, soyy, Qball, jaybyrd, hallowelt, SimonLauper and 9 others like this

Along with all the other benefits, model railroading is a fantastic way to meet chicks, even better than chess tournaments.

#well, #said, #slashdot

Qball, misterlab, JodieT, Lirpae.., meohmy, sophh, DonSpaccafurnu, Babs_77, Parole, jaybyrd and 1 other like this

Lunch was really good today.

#thought, #to, #food

juneocallagh, hepetersson, Qball, Lirpae.., meohmy, bold, sophh, JodieT, guggigirl and jaybyrd like this

Would it be wrong to eat the pigeons that have made a home on my roof next to the window?

#thought, #for, #food

Qball, _Nathalie_, hanueli, juneocallagh, jaybyrd, bold, sophh, Lirpae.., makalapua, haddock and 1 other like this

Is it wrong to eat five bowls of rice crispies?

#just, #asking

hepetersson, ahrbs, meohmy, bold, pasquale85, dor1316, johnodusky, jaybyrd, NukeSkywalker, guggigirl and 6 others like this

"I will never lie to you."

fair.org

Reposted from nytjunkie

#election, #promise, #fail, #jimmy, #carter

streetmedic, johnodusky, francesca, Qball, jaybyrd, meohmy, guggigirl, niniel, purplechill, juneocallagh and 2 others like this

I love watching women eat a banana in public transportation.

#public, #banana

francesca, lumber, pasquale85, stefan_noth, annairie, Luenchen, sophh, 5owali, jaybyrd, juneocallagh and 5 others like this

Freie
Sicht aufs Mittelmeer.

#electionpledge, #nzztoolbox

Sunshine123, HRK, mehr, PenSword72, Lirpae.., jonesygirl80, annemarit, juneocallagh and rahelstern like this

reposted by juneocallagh

BANGOVER

(n) waking up with a sore neck as a result of headbanging at a gig.

#bold, #dictionary, #urbandictionary, #definition, #a, #day

francesca, jonesygirl80, locupleto, JodieT, jaybyrd, sophh, nano560, DonSpaccafurnu, NukeSkywalker, guggigirl and 4 others like this

LABOURHOOD

(n) the area where you work.

#bold, #dictionary, #urbandictionary, #definition, #a, #day

dannyzee, Vandtastic, i.am.anna, HRK, No1Da, AnimaPerdida, mylisa1970, SbyS, diversiti, Campo and 17 others like this

ANTISTALKING

(v) learning a person's routine in order to avoid them.

#bold, #dictionary, #urbandictionary, #definition, #a, #day

lonelyscribe, jmb, locupleto, Kara24xo, janem803, Vandtastic, CleoBe, Shea, phuamaxx, Fionacatherine and 61 others like this

reposted by guggigirl, niniel, asoziales, andrea_, ritacg, JHE, reet123 and swatchUSA

NEARFETCHED

(n) something easy to believe; does not strech credulity.

#bold, #dictionary, #urbandictionary

bold, Jamille, stephinity, SimonLauper, guggigirl, Lirpae.., Qball, dor1316, sophh, annemarit and 2 others like this

MONDAZE

(n) the spaced-out state particular to Monday mornings.

#bold, #dictionary, #definition, #a, #day, #urbandictionary

HRK, bobbybuilder, xanthie, no667, swatchUSA, SimonLauper, brenzy, aurelieleah, soyy, dannyzee and 15 others like this

SEXORCISM

(n) sleeping with someone new to get over an ex.

#bold, #dictionary, #definition, #a, #day, #urbandictionary

janem803, cna, Sunshine123, prubton, dreamworld, Luenchen, Jamille, perellano, catmilkempire, gbemilekeh and 17 others like this

HARRASSENGER

(n) someone very critical of your driving; like a backseat driver but in the passenger seat.

#bold, #dictionary, #definition, #a, #day, #urbandictionary

Vandtastic, Authlander, swatchUSA, stephinity, Lirpae.., 5owali, dor1316, soyy, jaybyrd, guggigirl and 10 others like this

reposted by Metaforest and sarnic78

TEXTROVERT

(n) a person who feels more comfortable talking over text than to your face.

#bold, #dictionary, #definition, #a, #day, #urbandictionary

lonelyscribe, Vandtastic, UserOne, HRK, Autumnsunshine, mng, dogtownRVA, Babs_77, rachelfox, Stephanie_g215 and 25 others like this

reposted by Stephanie_g215 and vitaminc

FAUXPOLOGY

(n) an excuse
or attempt to shift blame disguised as an apology.

#bold, #dictionary, #definition, #a, #day, #urbandictionary

rebelchild, bold, litjackson, hepetersson, Lirpae.., stephinity, Qball, dAn, meohmy, soyy and 5 others like this

BOREGASM

(n) peak boredom; a climax of disinterest.

#bold, #dictionary, #defintion, #a, #day, #urbandictionary

janem803, streetmedic, z.m, JND9, rebelchild, haiden_, stephinity, dor1316, nikhilbiniwale, hepetersson and 11 others like this

reposted by soyy

DÉJÀBREW

(n) slowly remembering things you did while drunk.

#bold, #dictionary, #defintion, #a, #day, #urbandictionary

TextyLilou, cna, prubton, catmilkempire, Babs_77, liveitup, timsy, nikhilbiniwale, tix8, brenzy and 27 others like this

reposted by Honeychild and sacharua147

"One last drink."

#beta, #bold

misa1104, haiden_, brody, dor1316, Lirpae.., francesca, 2amadeus, jaybyrd, sophh, bold and 11 others like this

reposted by misa1104

janem803, mzh, brenzy, guzfox, francesca, _Nathalie_, stephinity, meohmy, guggigirl, stefan_noth and 4 others like this

There was something beautiful
about the Windows 95 defragmenter program.

#haxor, #rip

brody, francesca, stephinity, swatchUSA, mng and jaybyrd like this

Trying to convince the English to drive on the right side of the road.

Birmingham, United Kingdom

#insanity, #in, #england

Vandtastic, dor1316, Parole, MyM, dixychick, Ziya, johnodusky, mylisa1970, againandagain, pasquale85 and 7 others like this

reposted by dixychick

The world keeps turning.

So do the wheels on my skateboard.

Zurich, Switzerland

#skateboard, #adventures

Lirpae.., guggigirl, juneocallagh, meohmy, sophh, SimonLauper, swatchUSA, makalapua, JodieT, campino and 4 others like this

Isn't life fair since it's unfair to everyone?

#just, #asking

Vandtastic, mzh, brody, KingsDaughter, dreamkid, JodieT, neal.jennifer, anjellica, pasquale85, stebo and 13 others like this

Everyone stand back!

I'm about to get creative!

#stay, #close, #at, #your, #own, #risk

sven01ch, againandagain, erin.desmond, rudeboy, Lirpae.., pasquale85, SimonLauper, meohmy, swatchUSA, neal.jennifer and 7 others like this

reposted by rudeboy

Prenzlauer Berg, Germany

#insanity, #in, #berlin

Campo, SimonLauper, Lirpae.., aehmpaeh and DonSpaccafurnu like this

So now that we're done all going down on each other, can we please hear the plan?

janem803, realsherryls, jaybyrd, pasquale85, Lirpae.., Kush_Le, guggigirl, annairie, Qball, GaylrdSprFckr and 5 others like this

In the wrong place at the right moment.

Vandtastic, _Nathalie_, mng, 2amadeus, samir, tiffanyunicorn, soyy, DonSpaccafurnu, aehmpaeh, timothy21 and 13 others like this

The singularity happened, but not to us.

#xkcd, #1546

samir, Lirpae.., bold, haiden_, 5owali, jaybyrd, stephinity, sarcasm_only, z.m, Ms_Ntlebi and 1 other like this

It's the nature of probability plus time: everything that can happen will.

Vandtastic, 2amadeus, guggigirl, francesca, meohmy, MissB, dAn, mehr, pasquale85, anjellica and 12 others like this

Sun goes down earlier for short bacon.

#hallofbacon, @hebdifescht

Tanascha, hebdifescht, hensch, Vandtastic, francesca, stefan_noth, Lirpae.., pasquale85, guggigirl, z.m and 3 others like this

reposted by nikhilbiniwale

I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with bacon.

#hallofbacon, @wookie

Vandtastic, cassie.desmond, janineyvette, JodieT, meohmy, Jamille, maxthailand, wookie, Luenchen, anjellica and 6 others like this

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire bacon to build theirs.

#hallofbacon, @nelis

reet123, mir-jam, KnightofSIAL, hanueli, swatchUSA, Hodir, Raeca, Steven_Tumblr, LaurieAmy, Qball and 17 others like this

You look like something
I draw with my bacon.

#hallofbacon

Tanascha, JodieT, fakeaccont, meohmy, Ms_Ntlebi, pasquale85, Qball, guggigirl, mehr, sarcasm_only and 3 others like this

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like bacon on an airplane.

#hallofbacon

Vandtastic, sophh, Lirpae.., UserOne, iksb, jaybyrd, PenSword72, JodieT, sarcasm_only, erin.desmond and 3 others like this

Laundry today or bacon tomorrow.

#hallofbacon

hensch, stephinity, guggigirl, pasquale85, bold, jaybyrd, sarcasm_only, JodieT and Lirpae.. like this

That's like Stalin saying you guys decide amongst yourselves and then I'll kill all of you.

#democracy, #hypocrisy

SimonLauper, PenSword72, Lirpae.., meohmy, JodieT, no667, juneocallagh, timothy21 and sarcasm_only like this

What the fuck kind of name is Switzerland anyways?

2amadeus, iksb, guggigirl, timothy21, pasquale85, jaybyrd, avant-garde, Ms_Ntlebi, daniel8a14, sarcasm_only and 3 others like this

Dominate and destroy
in Monopoly.

www.tkcs-collins.com

#monopoly, #monopol

mademoiselle98, sarcasm_only, Qball, Babs_77, Alvin4ik, meohmy, juneocallagh, Luenchen, sophh, bold and 7 others like this

It still feels like 1990 was ten years ago.

Bartjan, TitiBonheur, streetmedic, urbanprey, iksb, mademoiselle98, nataljal, MaScho, jennifer642, juliannao and 31 others like this

reposted by flolow and Klingsor

I want to have sunshine with you.

@DonSpaccafurnu

ljcreative, PenSword72, KingsDaughter, mademoiselle98, brenzy, ElfiEdel, arden, 5owali, anjellica, Lirpae.. and 20 others like this

Always have an emergency rösti at home.

#swiss, #cooking, #win

Krimi63, Llouise, 2amadeus, mademoiselle98, A.M., davidzuercher, Tanascha, Babs_77, guggigirl, MeMyselfAnd..I and 20 others like this

reposted by DearAnni, MeMyselfAnd..I and Wilma92

#chief, #sex, #operator

ErikSmit, BerlinGirl2014, guggigirl, mademoiselle98, antonia1, annairie, Qball, shespeaks94, meohmy, jaybyrd and 1 other like this

Jump on next tram.
Make use of emergency board stash.
Skate.

#skatedorbing, #win, #zurich

stephinity, mademoiselle98, aehmpaeh, Ms_Ntlebi, Lirpae.., guggigirl, sarcasm_only, jonesygirl80, meohmy, juneocallagh and 2 others like this

Arrive at skatepark.
Do first trick.
Snap board.

Wiedikon, Switzerland

#skatedorbing, #fail

stephinity, mademoiselle98, haiden_, merhaba, Lirpae.., campino, Proceline, jonesygirl80, Qball, PenSword72 and 3 others like this

Creative Massage.

KingsDaughter, mademoiselle98, kam_sadon, skurril, stephinity, sarcaSM, kemooo, merhaba, sarcasm_only, Luenchen and 9 others like this

Ich mache mir schnell eine Barock-Villa.

@DonSpaccafurnu, #quote

mademoiselle98, SimonLauper, dreamworld, bold, sarcasm_only, aehmpaeh, carpentier, DonSpaccafurnu, Lirpae.. and campino like this

Please tripple like my post, bro.

#penta-likes, #are, #the, #best

KingsDaughter, mademoiselle98, cassie.desmond, zenazena, rudeboy, janineyvette, tk93, shespeaks94, jaybyrd, haiden_ and 5 others like this

Four major versions in 25 years, who does Linus think he is? He's drunk with power!

#linux, #kernel, #4.0

KingsDaughter, mademoiselle98, DonSpaccafurnu, sepanx, stephinity, Alvin4ik and sarcasm_only like this

Is anybody else excited for the new Boldomatic 2.0 coming out on Wednesday?

bit.ly

#sneak, #peek

KingsDaughter, mademoiselle98, pasquale85, zenazena, fotonobile, madfille, dAn, bold, stephinity, hebdifescht and 10 others like this

In the southern hemisphere, due to the coriolis effect, babies are born nine months BEFORE they're conceived.

#southern, #birth, #xkcd

mademoiselle98, zenazena, stephinity, melissa0910s, sarcasm_only, SimonLauper, againandagain, Babs_77, shespeaks94, aehmpaeh and 2 others like this

That moment when you realize you've been listening to 80's music since 2009.

#80s, #music, #stupid, #hipsters

mademoiselle98, zenazena, SimonLauper, 5owali, PenSword72, biubiu, Moon-D, Kush_Le, sarcasm_only, stormyray28 and 7 others like this

Anyone who thinks x86 assembly code is not that difficult to understand is certifiably batshit insane.

#x86, #haxor

mademoiselle98, zenazena, kolelo, shespeaks94, stephinity, PenSword72 and sarcasm_only like this

Gravitation
is not responsible for people falling in love.

#einstein, #loveforever, #ceylor

EasierSaid246, reet123, mademoiselle98, syddiex, zenazena, elidealista, cooledpizza, brenzy, chocoproject, PenSword72 and 23 others like this

reposted by kolelo

mademoiselle98, catzzz, jonesygirl80, aehmpaeh, juneocallagh, wiltun, niniel, meohmy, swatchUSA, Qball and 3 others like this

The worst case scenario,
is the planet no longer being blue.

#carl, #sagan

Vandtastic, janoh, mademoiselle98, zenazena, nanne, sophh, avant-garde, pasquale85, catzzz, Qball and 20 others like this

I like my languages like I like my coffee.

Without synaptic sugar.

#haxor, #fortran

mademoiselle98, zenazena, nanne, catzzz, DonSpaccafurnu, kolelo, LASKYE, Psychobilly, guggigirl, shespeaks94 and 7 others like this

reposted by julian1921

www.youtube.com

#battle, #at, #the, #berrics, #skate, #porn

pierceddunder, mademoiselle98, francesca, zefrances, jaybyrd, no667, stargater, pasquale85, Babs_77, Ms_Ntlebi and 2 others like this

I'm going urban hunting.

In the zoo.

#trend, #setter

mademoiselle98, zenazena, Gabbem, StellaStella, hallowelt, angelinamin, guggigirl, prubton, ene, Qball and 10 others like this

No matter how big your Rolex is, you won't have more time.

#time, #vs, #money, #original, #by, @boldolicious

CrewMood2, Lautdenker., tide, Vandtastic, lyfe, emiledi77, sis, truthseeker57, mademoiselle98, roosterbear and 49 others like this

reposted by rameen, jnrxxy, pasquale85 and giita

14.5 hour documentary on New York city.

Thank you PBS.

www.pbs.org

#i, #did, #it

mademoiselle98, Qball, bold, meohmy, JodieT, ene, cassie.desmond, angelinamin, jaybyrd, aehmpaeh and 2 others like this

Beard required.

Zurich, Switzerland

#maison, #blunt

mademoiselle98, pasquale85, Qball, cassie.desmond, soyy, litjackson, 5owali, carpentier, againandagain and sarcasm_only like this

The skatepark isn't definitely not the worst best place to meet single moms.

#trick, #dating

mademoiselle98, stephinity, JodieT, jaybyrd, guggigirl, foenix, NukeSkywalker, niniel, sarcasm_only, Babs_77 and 7 others like this

I know what I like.

I like what I know.

#i

mademoiselle98, zenazena, Babs_77, cassie.desmond, hebdifescht, JodieT, sheunghhs, carpentier, janineyvette, guggigirl and 9 others like this

Moscow, Russia

#the, #red, #square, #moscow

mademoiselle98, cassie.desmond, fotonobile, niniel, ahrbs, Qball, anjellica, zefrances, sarcasm_only, juneocallagh and 8 others like this

Dorogomilovo, Russia

#love

Qball, cassie.desmond, fotonobile, sarcasm_only, aehmpaeh, guggigirl and shespeaks94 like this

Go tournaments, like chess tournaments, and model railroading conventions, are a great place to meet chicks.

Qball, guggigirl, PenSword72, juneocallagh, annairie, JodieT, sarcasm_only, bold, meohmy, Babs_77 and 2 others like this

Become who you are.

#pablo, #picasso

mzh, dilea, gingerly, carpentier, dogtownRVA, pasquale85, ellenicole, brenzy, Kiks, vcash007 and 19 others like this

The world must be full of lost towels.

#thea, #quote

Authlander, kenwats, Shea, Qball, StellaStella, cassie.desmond, guggigirl, meohmy, LASKYE, SteveBob and 10 others like this

There is little I love more than drinking three bottles of wine with good friends.

#you, #know, #who, #are

marcellati, brenzy, dogtownRVA, spinmantv, Cee96, loryane, bold, ashleygill, JodieT, nano560 and 17 others like this

Having lost my favorite beany, I now truly know the meaning of pain and suffering.

Wiedikon, Switzerland

#sprained, #my, #ankle, #again

soulsurvivor_i, cassie.desmond, luxurydavz, anjellica, guggigirl, LASKYE, Cee96, kfasheldon, Qball, _Nathalie_ and 6 others like this

I don't think that way.
I just type that way.

zenazena, 2amadeus, freesbe, tix8, jonesygirl80, LASKYE, Qball, cassie.desmond, sarcasm_only, trunkenbold and 6 others like this

Patience is a bitch.

Zurich, Switzerland

#en, #route

TextyLilou, EasierSaid246, zeppelina, zenazena, Darer, rudeboy, melissadesyr, loryane, Qball, cococaro and 16 others like this

Bringing McDonalds into public transportation is like taking a shit at the Opera.

Zürich, Switzerland

#sponsored, #post

10MilesToParis, idiomatic, Mel.Filsinger, nicob1978, sis, purplechill, eliane, NukeSkywalker, nihaoco, rudeamplitude and 32 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, AspynGirl, brody, truthseeker57 and babylove70113

Zurich, Switzerland

carpentier, 2amadeus, catsgirl2000, Qball, PenSword72, guggigirl, _Nathalie_, bold, kfasheldon, sarcasm_only and 1 other like this

To the end of the world in 15 minutes.

Letten, Switzerland

#by, #bike, #is, #better

fotonobile, jonesygirl80, bold, kemooo, ikyoulikey, Ms_Ntlebi, Qball, pasquale85, shespeaks94, dor1316 and 3 others like this

I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.

#skatedorbing, #pains, @stephinity, @mentalitas

buzzielizzy, swatchUSA, dAn, zenazena, UserOne, merhaba, raptoral, zefrances, lisee2000, soyy and 14 others like this

500'000Ah battery, 19200x12800 resolution, 20'000 lumen screen brightness, 64TB memory, gigabit cellular connection, wifi, bluetooth, usb, firewire, floppy, zip drive, cd-rom, and gold plating.

I love my new phone.

#boldomatic, #exclusive

cassie.desmond, shespeaks94, dor1316, guggigirl, annairie, Qball, stefan_noth, meohmy, JodieT, jaybyrd and 1 other like this

In Soviet Russia, bed sleeps on you!

Moscow, Russia

#soviet, #russia

Anastasiya, zenazena, sezgin, stephinity, kj55, meohmy, jonesygirl80, SimonLauper, guggigirl, Gabbem and 7 others like this

Even though it's the most predictable thing in the universe, I'm constantly surprised by the passage of time.

#time, #xkcd, #scale

Authlander, NukeSkywalker, avant-garde, stephinity, iranickarma, ernstrose, loryane, cassie.desmond, misterlab, chipdicks and 15 others like this

"Big Data" is like sex in high school.

Nobody really knows for sure how to do it properly, but everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, so everyone says they're doing it, too.

#slashdot, #haxor, #wisdom

cna, melissadesyr, ZeepBella, stephinity, tablynne, guggigirl, Qball, _Nathalie_, stefan_noth, jaybyrd and 9 others like this

Scratch your own itch.

#arduino

anjellica, bernstone, Moon-D, zefrances, sarcasm_only, bold, surysuren, niniel, kfasheldon, meohmy and 3 others like this

A bold
a day
keeps the doctors away.

#doctors, #visit, #wisdom, #nr1

wipkinger, Ms_Ntlebi, pasquale85, erin.desmond, niniel, shespeaks94, 2schaa, sarcasm_only, JodieT, guggigirl and 8 others like this

I heart
Canadian
Maple

#skate, #or, #die

nadmansour, sarcasm_only, scienart, RVP_20, cairo167, Babs_77, stephinity, jaimelynn, juneocallagh, GabiGabler and 2 others like this

English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

#as, #i, #said

brenzy, Preachertex, mademoiselle98, burntchocolate, stephinity, Akatrine, againandagain, EzE2422, swatchUSA, wiltun and 14 others like this

I'm writing a welcome guide for new Bolders.

Any suggestions?

mademoiselle98, wookie, Ms_Ntlebi, creatorbeats, misterlab, sarcasm_only, kfasheldon, guggigirl and jaybyrd like this

Christmas is the most trashy season of them all.

#xmas, #crazy

mademoiselle98, philosophicum, nadiine__c, SimonLauper, meohmy, bold, guzfox, zefrances, Ms_Ntlebi, erin.desmond and 6 others like this

I'm just a traveller searching for purity.

#val, #kilmer

stephinity, mademoiselle98, annierose, SimonLauper, guzfox, Ms_Ntlebi, BerlinGirl2014, nano560, litjackson, PenSword72 and 9 others like this

reposted by anjellica and ewillumz

Remember, there is no one right way to do the dishes.

#the, #books

fotonobile, SimonLauper, femmydk, zefrances, erin.desmond, sarcasm_only, bold, dor1316, jaybyrd and meohmy like this

I love you terribly.

@erin.desmond

mademoiselle98, DRAGON1, nadiine__c, mehr, meohmy, Ms_Ntlebi, annairie, JodieT, zefrances, kj55 and 5 others like this

I've always questioned my common sense.

Zurich, Switzerland

#common, #sense

mademoiselle98, brenzy, misterlab, haiden_, tablynne, meohmy, niniel, hebdifescht, kfasheldon, DonSpaccafurnu and 3 others like this

Sometimes, navigating through the world wide web can be like trying to play a first person shooter using chopsticks to control
the keyboard and mouse.

Zurich, Switzerland

#interweb, #chopsticks

Jamille, sis, swatchUSA, roosterbear, mademoiselle98, TAALBERG, truthseeker57, lilleputte, Samwell, Lirpae.. and 11 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, mariarve and truthseeker57

The brain runs a very efficient version of systemd that has replaced ascii bash through a binary remote code execution system which is much more efficient and simple.

#haxor, #truth

sui-generis, mademoiselle98, TAALBERG, tablynne, SimonLauper, sarcasm_only, DonSpaccafurnu and Moon-D like this

The government is very upset with me.

#big, #brother, #angry

Jamille, mademoiselle98, tablynne, mii, Akatrine, bold, stephinity, DonSpaccafurnu, SimonLauper, PenSword72 and 11 others like this

Let's super glue the cracks in
the concrete at the skatepark.

#skatedorbing

mademoiselle98, xoxox, sarcasm_only, bold, TopNotch, jaybyrd, Ms_Ntlebi, PenSword72, Luenchen, JodieT and 1 other like this

mademoiselle98, kj55, juneocallagh, ellenicole, hebdifescht, DonSpaccafurnu, erin.desmond, Ms_Ntlebi, SimonLauper, annairie and 8 others like this

reposted by juneocallagh

I am 24% Princess

#princess, @erin.desmond

purplechill, mademoiselle98, TTgirl, SimonLauper, sarcasm_only and erin.desmond like this

Life is like a Bollywood movie: colorful, humorous, and usually you have no idea what the fuck is going on.

Reposted from erin.desmond

#repost

Authlander, mademoiselle98, tablynne, raghoonandh, Ms_Ntlebi, stefan_noth, magicalwordsforyou, ema1234, Luenchen, LeTemoin and 9 others like this

#free, #banksy

buzzielizzy, eulekauzig, Vandtastic, qzkz, mzh, manuo, mademoiselle98, b_steegmans, joanpeniel, pasquale85 and 11 others like this

reposted by janaa and erin.desmond

Information
Driven
Design

mademoiselle98, nicedexter, cococaro, SimonLauper, supermom, timtomdan, Msfuntastic, stephinity, swatchUSA, sarcasm_only and 1 other like this

Police Badges
Muffins
Car Washes
Pressure Gauges

supermom, SimonLauper, annairie, DonSpaccafurnu and sarcasm_only like this

Every mother on earth gave birth to a child.

Except my mom, she gave birth to a princess.

#true, #story

Kara24xo, Vandtastic, Jamille, MaScho, purplechill, hallowelt, fawkes, dianetta, Julieshka, natalkasno and 36 others like this

reposted by leanne_c94, arden and Noralee

Fear will set you free.

#liberty

mzh, flo_nelly, annairie, haiden_, DonSpaccafurnu, erin.desmond, guggigirl, foenix, zefrances, swatchUSA and 1 other like this

Zurich, Switzerland

#please, #try, #again, @erin.desmond

creatorbeats, BerlinGirl2014, A.M., guggigirl, Luenchen, bold and erin.desmond like this

Remove before flight.

@stephinity

zoelua, Moon-D, annairie, stephinity, DonSpaccafurnu, swatchUSA, anonyman and erin.desmond like this

Please God bless me and never make me have to enter another Apple Store again.

Zurich, Switzerland

#nightmare

belma., Trixinfo, beautifulqueen, supermom, erin.desmond, RachiDachi, abe, guggigirl, Luenchen, dor1316 and 7 others like this

Adamei and Yves.

#genesis

SimonLauper and bold like this

Complex, with a hint of fruit and vanilla.

#tripple, #cask, #win

Boldomatic, kj55, Lirpae.., allisonrae, annairie, Ms_Ntlebi, SimonLauper, abe, supermom and bold like this

What a beautiful, and nautical, way of thinking.

Zollikon, Switzerland

#i, #like, #your, #brain

Lieutenant, kj55, nano560, annairie, Ms_Ntlebi, SimonLauper, Babs_77, supermom, guggigirl, satan and 4 others like this

Make bold
not
war.

Zurich, Switzerland

#bold, #love

kj55, Lirpae.., zemlia, Pesca, Monmar1105, frau_reichert, allisonrae, misterlab, Ms_Ntlebi, dor1316 and 13 others like this

I want to have cats with you.

#family, #planning

dilea, UserOne, udid, nanne, loryane, brenzy, emilyglitters, sophh, makalapua, jasminealv and 17 others like this

reposted by Mathilda

I really love loving you.

#youknowwhoyouare

ljcreative, FrankFilocamo, Bartjan, chipdicks, niemo, meohmy, swatchUSA, PenSword72, ellenicole, udid and 14 others like this

reposted by TinaLittle, TinaLittle, ellenicole and anjellica

You are often profound in a way that surprises yourself.

kj55, sophh, ahrbs, satan, bold, dor1316, allisonrae, anjellica, haiden_, zefrances and 5 others like this

I really like you.

A lot.

#you, #know, #who, #are

kballer23, swatchUSA, kj55, tweetybird, DonSpaccafurnu, Babs_77, rhinstrom, Gabbem, guggigirl, supermom and 6 others like this

All the unicorns want you at their unicorn parties.

#what, #kind, #of, #unicorn, #are, #you?

bold, lena130, Laeli, allisonrae, brody, guggigirl, anjellica, robi316, JoAnn, arosen and 3 others like this

Gesundheitsantikatertee.

@SbyS

nadiine__c, SimonLauper, Lirpae.., robi316, SbyS and bold like this

It all depends on whether you are sick or confused.

#bad, #words

Parole, dor1316, Viciouse31, Nanoolsen, ene, bold, tweetybird, haiden_, LeeDurham, Ms_Ntlebi and 3 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31 and JessieJ

This pamphlet could save your life.

stephinity, A.M., leteafreak, ene, MissB, haiden_, Ms_Ntlebi, PenSword72, robi316 and supermom like this

Home
Sweet
Home

Wiedikon, Switzerland

#zurich, #skatepark

anjellica, guggigirl, haiden_, supermom, ene, PenSword72, lalaland, Lirpae.., maudapena and Ms_Ntlebi like this

Your place in the
family of things.

#maryoliver

bold, PenSword72, supermom, donnadjbrwngm, dor1316, leteafreak, Lirpae.. and JodieT like this

Back then, now was then, and now was in the future. Of course, now 'then' was back then, and was the past. In the future, now will also be in the past, as will then. But by then, then will be now and then will be the present. The future present, not the current present.

#future, #past, #now, #and, #then, #slashdot

belma., HRK, mojesty, lalaland, leteafreak, Ms_Ntlebi, foenix, donnadjbrwngm, Lirpae.., lollip2 and 4 others like this

Ironing is the perfectionists greatest challenge.

bold, Petronius, emadakn, stifel, leteafreak, Gabbem, mermaidhippie, foenix, sera_la_dera, brenzy and 10 others like this

reposted by JessieJ, GuyKaiser, emadakn and kalyani.vasave

I really like liking you.

Vandtastic, 5owali, ikyoulikey, ChrisRota, Unlucki, Elena99, supermom, shadowsfallgal, Vandala, xtiinax and 18 others like this

reposted by paintdog, Lemonjuice17, ehab_faris, ewillumz and FrankFilocamo

It's okay to play with yourself.

Zagreb, Croatia

#as, #seen, #on, #the, #streets, #of, #zagreb

Campo, FrankFilocamo, Elena99, Vandala, fotonobile, PenSword72, donnadjbrwngm, haiden_, guggigirl, stefan_noth and 10 others like this

reposted by Mathilda, sultana, LuckyLucy, Wilma92, paintdog, tearsandbombs, ewillumz, Godzilla and sandratjuh

Be
calm and smile.

Zurich, Switzerland

#how, #to, #work, #better, #oerlikon

cindyfab, Trixinfo, PenSword72, guggigirl, supermom, BerlinGirl2014, foenix, donnadjbrwngm, zefrances, Ms_Ntlebi and 2 others like this

reposted by misa1104

Garden of Eden.

Brezzo Di Bedero, Italy

Maximilian, 2amadeus, Nanoolsen, anjellica, zefrances, bold, ene, Babs_77, donnadjbrwngm, PenSword72 and 5 others like this

My turd is a direct communication from the Holy Father.

#running, #with, #scissors

Ms_Ntlebi and PenSword72 like this

Don't touch my Vienna sausage.

#running, #with, #scissors

Vinyl, zefrances, SimonLauper, NukeSkywalker, stephinity and PenSword72 like this

Journal what can I say? He drove a cool car.

#running, #with, #scissors

janineyvette, Vinyl, Ms_Ntlebi and PenSword72 like this

He threatened to kill himself if I turned down his proposal.

I am not a murderer.

#running, #with, #scissors

Vinyl, A.M., msc00ki3, Ms_Ntlebi, haiden_, PenSword72 and swatchUSA like this

Get the rage on the page.

#running, #with, #scissors, #barcampCH

EasierSaid246, Vinyl, zefrances, SimonLauper, NukeSkywalker, Babs_77, Ms_Ntlebi, haiden_, PenSword72, coco03 and 1 other like this

You are emotionally dishonest.

#running, #with, #scissors

Akatrine, Vinyl, A.M., zefrances, BerlinGirl2014, Babs_77, Ms_Ntlebi, haiden_, PenSword72 and tweetybird like this

I miss you twice as much when you miss me.

ellenicole, Vandtastic, Luenchen, 5owali, MeMyselfAnd..I, Rose-n-Thomas, janineyvette, eiru, justdaly, elfennyu and 21 others like this

reposted by tearsandbombs and flolow

Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole bird.

#feather, #repost, #if, #youre, #kinky, @Moon-D

petegutz2, greycigarette, BedtimeReads, MadAlice, gambya, ohdear, monkeygirlz, poeta, stifel, mermaidhippie and 12 others like this

reposted by paintdog and monkeygirlz

Do you consider yourself kinky?

Zurich, Switzerland

#kinky, #consideration

kenwats, Shea, Vandtastic, ShopTarget, rachelfox, gambya, Metaforest, ene, kj55, Gabbem and 8 others like this

reposted by Nandranie, Nandranie, greysky, paintdog and rachelfox

Tod durch Maul-taschen.

Zurich, Switzerland

#dorles, #maultaschen, #tod

mermaidhippie, BerlinGirl2014, stephinity, someecards, bold, marloncw, DonSpaccafurnu, hebdifescht, NukeSkywalker and anonyman like this

FUCK

[ ] IT
[ ] ME
[ ] YOU
[x] OFF
[ ] THEM
[ ] THIS
[ ] EVERYBODY
[ ] EVERYTHING

#fuck, #off

10MilesToParis, sadgirlllll, Livythebest33, TextyLilou, janem803, KosmicKarma, GonzoGato, locupleto, idiomatic, Mel.Filsinger and 136 others like this

reposted by LoveFunApps, Vinyl, ehab_faris, Mathilda, NukeSkywalker, frontliner_311, ZaerahIrona, lucas_r97, leoschiebler, Dave1889 and 20 others

I never play frumps
or virgins.

#bullets, #over, #broadway

PenSword72, kj55, chipdicks and bold like this

Most of the time I am convinced I have lost it. But sometimes, I think I am the main line of truth in the universe.

#truth, #or, #dare

10MilesToParis, MonoGate, sirskitten1, SlickMemes, akku2730, UserOne, YellowSuck, tide, amanulla, testuser and 40 others like this

reposted by DPoet, Boldomatic, frontliner_311, joemac, bigdaddydubs, Mandie96783, fatass, monsieur, Resa, Hannah69 and 23 others

I was told by a painter that if someone paints their house purple, they are clinically insane.

#clinically, #insane, #painter

PenSword72, zefrances, donnadjbrwngm, foenix, kj55, satan, ACHunter, Samwell, Ms_Ntlebi, lollip2 and 1 other like this

Sorry I'm late.

My yoga instructor had a stroke.

#yoga

dAn, kj55, Ms_Ntlebi, guggigirl, chipdicks, ameliecaroline, mir-jam, DonSpaccafurnu, avant-garde, zefrances and 4 others like this

reposted by julian1921

I'll have a double anything.

Wiedikon, Switzerland

#bullets, #over, #broadway

kenwats, Shea, Vandtastic, sis, hallowelt, typicalmaxine, dAn, kj55, blucutie, jsspecenka and 19 others like this

reposted by chipdicks, FrankTheTank, andrealynn and shovel.57

I don't know who is a bigger fool. A master whom his horse won't listen to, or a master who listens to his horse.

#master, #and, #horse

SteveBob, kj55, Nanoolsen, abe, _Nathalie_, zefrances, little_hippie, fool, Ms_Ntlebi, guggigirl and 1 other like this

Thank you for the coffee.

#morning, #present

dAn, kj55, Nanoolsen, SimonLauper, soyy, Ms_Ntlebi, abe, little_hippie, Babs_77, guggigirl and 2 others like this

Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.

#stock, #market

mzh, locupleto, dAn, chipdicks, HRK, Nanoolsen, PenSword72, Vinyl, Nina-Aliyah, begrian and 10 others like this

It may be catching fire, but it was doused with gasoline beforehand.

#cheaters

dor1316, janineyvette, zefrances, abe, millemille, Babs_77, bold and satan like this

Zurich, Switzerland

brenzy, raphael, zefrances, bold and stephinity like this

reposted by ewillumz

If it hurts when you bang your head against the wall, dont do that.

@luke, #cshell, #logics

PenSword72, robi316, ernstrose, Nanoolsen, guggigirl, sarcaSM, swatchUSA, _Nathalie_, zefrances, luke and 5 others like this

reposted by CocaColaMaster

Saturday morning sex.

Zurich, Switzerland

#sk8dorbing, #at, #the, #skatepark

sphynxe, danarredmond, Vinyl, josefibbla, piepa, kristian100666, dor1316, MissB, brody, misifri and 8 others like this

reposted by ewillumz

Filtered cork-tipped menthol cigarettes.

Nice.

Vinyl, kristian100666, JohnzeSpeaks, guggigirl, valeria and bold like this

reposted by ewillumz

Peridot craponite 18 carat gold earings.

#item, #4781151

kristian100666, robi316, Ms_Ntlebi, Lirpae.. and misterlab like this

Oxygenate yourself.

#breathe

wiltun, Lirpae.., kolarg, 555nothing555, Gabbem, _Nathalie_, guggigirl, zefrances, Stokn, hebdifescht and 5 others like this

There are some things that money can't buy.

For everything else, there are Boldomatic points.

#hard, #currency

Foxy, fatmitabonita, Vinyl, anjellica, Gabbem, stephinity, guggigirl, swatchUSA, zefrances, dAn and 1 other like this

The history of humanity is the history of insanity.

Zurich, Switzerland

#humanity, #insanity, #history

perellano, miriie, Marvman, Amaroo, Foxy, evaf, PenSword72, aitahiti, fatmitabonita, eliane and 11 others like this

reposted by Foxy, CocaColaMaster and miriie

I did not, have, sexual relations, with that woman.

#favorite, #clinton, #quote

ellenicole, danarredmond, Babs_77, lollip2, stargater, fatmitabonita, janineyvette, anjellica, TravelDexter, NukeSkywalker and 9 others like this

reposted by stargater

It's like a desert and a floor wax.

#ses

TravelDexter, abe and bold like this

And maybe at night when we're all a little too tired and a little too truthful, that's when we see ourselves for who we really are.

Reposted from anonymous

jbirk, dor1316, anjellica, againandagain, Babs_77, lollip2, nano560, nadjul, swatchUSA, 2schaa and 1 other like this

I created artificial life today.

Zurich, Switzerland

#neuralnetwork

eiru, riles, brody, valeria, tweetybird, SimonLauper, DonSpaccafurnu, bold, misterlab, Dr.Evil and 9 others like this

reposted by CocaColaMaster

Philosophy is unnecessary like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.

#cslewis

JodieT, dor1316, tbandersen2012, zed, ewillumz, PenSword72, stephinity, anna.b, zefrances, ACHunter and 5 others like this

Telegram is the next WhatsApp.
And I'm not talking about the app.

#back, #to, #the, #roots

janineyvette, stefan_noth, guggigirl, luke, sera_la_dera, abe and lollip2 like this

Listen, of all the crazy things I have ever done, this is the craziest.

And you're the one doing it.

#i, #am, #not, #even, #doing, #it

ellenicole, Foxy, Vinyl, Babs_77, 2schaa, zefrances, bold, NukeSkywalker, foenix, SimonLauper and 4 others like this

Transcredible exploits.

DonSpaccafurnu likes this

People fear what they
do not understand.

They always have.

#fear, #knowlege

hirondelle, typicalmaxine, janaa, Amaroo, chrissyweaver, dor1316, lnlellen, toxic2you, brody, joellin26 and 21 others like this

reposted by ewillumz, kel75 and chrissyweaver

Under certain circumstances, wireless transmitter may control God.

#xkcd, #wifi

Nanoolsen, stephinity, sera_la_dera, Lirpae.. and Babs_77 like this

- rain puts a hole in the stone because of its constancy, not its force

just keep knocking on doors until the right one opens -

Reposted from supermanisdead

annairie, dor1316, anjellica, ElfiEdel, brenzy, SimonLauper, zefrances, ACHunter, RamonaStewart, abe and 8 others like this

if you're happy and hungover clap your hands

Reposted from janineyvette

maelwal, dor1316, josefibbla, soyy, DonSpaccafurnu, SimonLauper, zefrances, ACHunter, stefan_noth, misterlab and 4 others like this

It's too late. After the bear took revenge, he turned the gun on himself.

#mystery, #quote

shadowsfallgal, sera_la_dera, SimonLauper and bold like this

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm late for my annual MBA-sponsored lobotomy.

#slashdot

dor1316, stephinity, ACHunter, swatchUSA, Babs_77, zefrances, SimonLauper, MissB, bold and abe like this

Sillycon alley.

stephinity, luke, SimonLauper, anna.b, guggigirl, ahrbs, 2schaa, bold and swatchUSA like this

Boldomatic is a anti-social text-only social network.

#what, #is, @boldomatic

annairie, dor1316, luke, bold, ACHunter, permanentwaves, guggigirl, 2schaa, Lirpae.., abe and 4 others like this

reposted by testuser

Calvanists make good programmers.

Everything is pre-compiled.

#haxor, #calvanists

anna.b, stephinity, luke and SimonLauper like this

My apartment is 30% kitchen.

anjellica, foenix, zefrances, Lirpae.., Babs_77, brody, little_hippie, 2schaa, cococaro, swatchUSA and 3 others like this

Of all the human weaknesses, obsession is the most dangerous.

And the silliest.

#woodyallen, #mightyaphrodite, #quote

JodieT, dor1316, zed, rosalloyd, wiltun, brody, danielasraf99, zefrances, misterlab, SimonLauper and 6 others like this

Make peace not flamewar.

#peace, #flamewar, #truestory

SimonLauper, SbyS, ZoJ, zefrances, hamza, satan, bold, anjellica, luke and Babs_77 like this

"Please just fill out these forms mister Fakename."

Viciouse31, GaylrdSprFckr, dAn, zefrances, guggigirl, Babs_77, DonSpaccafurnu, swatchUSA, SimonLauper, begrian and 4 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

You are now first level of trance but the jade scorpion wants you to go to the deepest level.

#woody

mirjamjaeger, SbyS, DonSpaccafurnu, Babs_77, Vinyl and bold like this

Closed today
due to yesterday.

#hangover, @hebdifescht

partiallyHere, Campo, Vandtastic, Ziya, Authlander, zeppelina, Luenchen, meohmy, lalaland, PenSword72 and 14 others like this

reposted by soyy, lalaland, FrankFilocamo and FrankF

Error -1: "Save is fail"

#outsourced

Vinyl, ACHunter, stephinity, swatchUSA, guggigirl and bold like this

Internet is the worst thing that ever happened to mankind.

dor1316, tweetybird, aryapratama, anna.b, guggigirl, NukeSkywalker, ACHunter, abe and zefrances like this

I never thought there would be a company that wastes my time more than Microsoft.

@google

SimonLauper, zefrances, kj55, NukeSkywalker, DonSpaccafurnu, battig, 2schaa and Babs_77 like this

Error 5542: MySQL server has gone away.

#outforlunch?

Babs_77, swatchUSA, kj55, guggigirl, chipdicks, 2schaa and battig like this

Thank you for my sanity.

Lirpae.., anjellica, swatchUSA, bold, DonSpaccafurnu, Babs_77, zefrances and guggigirl like this

Please God let me fly.

#prayer

meerstern, anjellica, ElfiEdel, stephinity, Samwell, SimonLauper, Laurahagebutte, zefrances, DonSpaccafurnu, Babs_77 and 1 other like this

Your body doesn't have a soul.

Your soul has a body.

Reposted from luke

#body

Amaroo, dor1316, Babs_77, dAn, eliane, sarah_shaz, permanentwaves, Stokn, anjellica, little_hippie and 6 others like this

This is NOT Helvetica.

#suissebp

sarah_shaz, ZoJ, zefrances, SimonLauper, guggigirl, DonSpaccafurnu, aehmpaeh and stefan_noth like this

We asked 20 bolders to kiss for the first time...

#virality

Krisargent, ljcreative, FrankFilocamo, Llouise, 5owali, Lirpae.., maudapena, ane, ACHunter, Carlaa1101 and 22 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic

Steffen agrews with me.

Vinyl, Luenchen, SimonLauper and bold like this

Information junky.

@dAn

anjellica, ACHunter, swatchUSA, DonSpaccafurnu, zefrances, SimonLauper and guggigirl like this

I think slashcott turned into trolldot when everyone realised that they could not stay away for even a single day.

#slashdot, #beta

guggigirl and zefrances like this

aspmarques, brenzy, kj55, stephinity, SimonLauper, ahrbs, guggigirl, zefrances, DonSpaccafurnu, ACHunter and 1 other like this

reposted by ACHunter

How can installing a single update for Windows take longer than recompiling a Linux kernel on a Raspberry Pi?

#micro$oft, #windows, #sucks

locupleto, Pumuckel, SimonLauper, ACHunter, swatchUSA, begrian, kj55, battig and DonSpaccafurnu like this

Dystopia is nigh.

DonSpaccafurnu and bold like this

DEFINE PANICSORT(LIST):
IF ISSORTED(LIST)
RETURN LIST
FOR N FROM 1 to 10000:
PIVOT=RANDOM(0,LEN(LIST))
LIST=LIST[PIVOT:]+LIST[:PIVOT]
IF ISSORTED(LIST):
RETURN LIST
IF ISSORTED(LIST): // this can't be
happening!
RETURN LIST
IF ISSORTED(LIST): // come on come on
RETURN LIST
// oh jeez, i'm going to be in so much
trouble
LIST=[]
SYSTEM("SHUTDOWN -H 5")
SYSTEM("RM -RF /")

#haxor, #xkcd, #1185, @luke, @greg, @stephinity, @donspaccafurnu

DonSpaccafurnu, Vinyl, stephinity, unflat, zefrances and Loupi4614 like this

It relaxes me to get angry.

#quote, @satan

Babs_77, stefan_noth, ACHunter, swatchUSA, guggigirl, zefrances and bold like this

ln -s /usr/bin/sudo
/usr/bin/please

Zurich, Switzerland

#haxor, @stephinity, @donspaccafurno, #sudo

battig, Pumuckel, DonSpaccafurnu and philosophicum like this

Dictatorship naturally arises out of democracy,
and the most aggravated from of tyranny and slavery out of the most extreme liberty.

#sheeple, #plato, #democracy, #liberty, #tyranny

PenSword72, Babs_77, ACHunter, jeve, stephinity, luke, kolarg, Lirpae.., zefrances, bold and 4 others like this

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.

Zurich, Switzerland

#einstein, #quote

dor1316, dAn, ACHunter, pasquale85, bold, stephinity, anna.b, misterlab, Babs_77, DonSpaccafurnu and 8 others like this

Yes,
I am an Android device.

#boldfeatures, #comingsoon, #android

annairie, ACHunter, zefrances, Gabbem, anjellica, nano560, GaylrdSprFckr, bold, swatchUSA, DonSpaccafurnu and 1 other like this

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Zurich, Switzerland

#poppins, @MovieQuotes

Llouise, girlwhoisjojo, AbbyPenguins, dor1316, PenSword72, MovieQuotes, Babs_77, ACHunter, stephinity, battig and 10 others like this

reposted by ewillumz and MovieQuotes

#la, #hipster

ACHunter, Lirpae.., guggigirl, foenix, swatchUSA, DonSpaccafurnu and bold like this

@stephinity

stephinity, guggigirl and begrian like this

#noagenda

ACHunter, stephinity, Vinyl and guggigirl like this

Discover text.
Express yourself.
Connect with others.
Share anywhere.
Explore everywhere.

Boldomatic.

#boldlove

EasierSaid246, PenSword72, Krimi63, ACHunter, Babs_77, albiin, kj55, sarilarifari, Vinyl, Robinista and 9 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA, Vinyl, dor1316 and purplefury

I want to have rice crispies with you.

Zurich, Switzerland

#cereal

ACHunter, nadjul, bold, stefan_noth, maudapena, kj55, Lirpae.., MeMyselfAnd..I, aehmpaeh, scottluper and 6 others like this

The man must die to an unreal life before he can be born into the real life.

Reposted from luke

#life

mermaidhippie, ACHunter, Luenchen, brody, Babs_77, musissy and guggigirl like this

Wiedikon, Switzerland

#boldaday

ACHunter, sarcaSM, Lirpae.., begrian and guggigirl like this

Everyone talks about leaving the planet a better place for our kids.

How about we focus on leaving better kids for our planet.

Reposted from MissB

Vandtastic, radufs, Amaroo, dor1316, zed, antonia1, ACHunter, sarcaSM, luke, wiltun and 13 others like this

Cell phones ruined the fun from pushing a fully clothed person into the pool.

Zurich, Switzerland

#pool, #phone

Vandtastic, AnaManzana, Jamille, Bartjan, jayeshgehani, sis, disccat, eliane, sophey, maelwal and 43 others like this

reposted by avant-garde, maurizio86 and jayeshgehani

Zurich, Switzerland

#haxor

kolelo, stephinity and begrian like this

Vitamin
Tangerine

#boldaday, #tangerine

swatchUSA, guggigirl and begrian like this

Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

Zurich, Switzerland

#boldaday, #ReneMagritte

BIsTheNewInsta, begrian, livi, guggigirl, little_hippie and dAn like this

The Problem of Pain

#cslewis, #boldaday

ACHunter, kj55, begrian, PenSword72 and guggigirl like this

I want
to have jetlag with you.

#jetlag, @stephinity

Vandtastic, Verenita, hirondelle, typicalmaxine, dor1316, PenSword72, soyy, ACHunter, allisonrae, Boldomatic and 17 others like this

reposted by janineyvette

Lift
Drag
Thrust
Weight

Wiedikon, Switzerland

#boldaday, #aerodynamics

mjf, ACHunter, scottluper, begrian, allisonrae, stefan_noth, guggigirl and satan like this

Zurich, Switzerland

#boldaday, #home

ACHunter, Samwell, M.Zuckerberg, begrian, 27thAvenue, aehmpaeh and satan like this

Zurich, Switzerland

#boldaday, #skateboarding

ACHunter, pobijan, luke, stephinity, begrian, stefan_noth, Vinyl, guggigirl, sarcaSM, mir-jam and 7 others like this

You make our night what we want. Brilliant and ours. Stupid and theirs.

#boldaday, #arthurphillips

ACHunter, bold, Samwell, guggigirl, DonSpaccafurnu and Luenchen like this

Tea can do many things, but it can't bring back the dead.

#deathatafuneral, #quote, @moviequotes, @donspaccafurnu

Lucyluuuu, PenSword72, dor1316, MovieQuotes, ACHunter, scottluper, Nina-Aliyah, brody, Samwell, _Nathalie_ and 4 others like this

reposted by MovieQuotes

I have never been lied to by data in a .txt file which has been hand-aligned.

#haxor, @xkcd

zed, ACHunter, wallifer, Nina-Aliyah, begrian, satan, hamza, brody and kj55 like this

If a creative agency starts talking about trend scouting and guerilla genes, run.

#agency, #you-know-who-you-are

soyy, ACHunter, Nina-Aliyah, bold, kj55, brody, Babs_77, DonSpaccafurnu, beside, satan and 1 other like this

Thanks for ruining my day.

ACHunter, Lirpae.., Samwell, kj55, avant-garde, DonSpaccafurnu, dreamworld, hamza, bold and Luenchen like this

Your logic is flawed so you must be insane.

Zurich, Switzerland

#logicalfallacy, @donspaccafurnu, @bold

zed, ACHunter, nj77xx, Stokn, wickedpyxxie, Babs_77 and kj55 like this

Two beers and a glass of rain please.

#at-the-pub

Sherry89, Vandtastic, PenSword72, sis, Authlander, Sunshine123, mone_ha, dilea, 5owali, frau_reichert and 18 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, cedbuzz, jimena100295 and HaakonHaansen

Ah capitalism. How you solve all the world's problems.

#not

DonSpaccafurnu, nsa, againandagain, bold, avant-garde and sarcaSM like this

Substitutions that make reading the news more fun:

witnesses > these dudes I know
allegedly > kinda probably
new study > tumblr post
rebuild > avenge
google glass > virtual boy
smartphone > pokedex
electric > atomic
senator > elf-lord
car > cat
election > eating contest
homeland security > homestar runner
could not be reached for comment > is guilty and everyone knows it

#media, #news, @xkcd

Vandtastic, wallifer, scottluper, stine, bold, i-feelso-alive, samir, kj55, begrian, permanentwaves and 1 other like this

Thank you for your courage.

#noagenda, #courage, @stephinity

hallowelt, lollip2, allisonrae, kj55, Lirpae.., begrian and permanentwaves like this

Big data is big doodoo.

#haxor, #snakeoil

Nina-Aliyah, nj77xx, bold, lollip2, stephinity, kj55, swatchUSA, Lirpae.. and begrian like this

A fatal exception 0E has occurred at 028:C0011E36 in VXD VMM(01) +0010E36. The current application will be terminted.

* Press any key to terminate the current
application
* Press CTRL+ALT+DEL again to restart
your computer. You will lose any
unsaved information in all applications.

Press any key to continue _

#bluescreenofdeath, #negative, #productplacement, #microsoft, #haxor

streetmedic, stine, lollip2, kj55, _Nathalie_, wickedpyxxie, beside, Babs_77, begrian, DonSpaccafurnu and 2 others like this

#productplacement, #swissair, @swatchusa

scottluper, Nina-Aliyah, stine, brenzy, lollip2, swatchUSA, MeMyselfAnd..I, hannahfei, Babs_77, kj55 and 2 others like this

All these sneaky product placements are making me Sony.

#sneaky, #sony, #productplacement

dAn, brody, TravelDexter, lovelife17, Pumuckel, luke, Lirpae.., begrian, mariechen_xo, satan and 5 others like this

Reposted from yournamehere

#productplacement

soyy, Samwell, ZoJ, kj55, foenix, _Nathalie_, begrian, Babs_77 and DonSpaccafurnu like this

How do we penetrate years of historical distortion to find original truth?

#profound, #history, #truth

kj55, Babs_77 and avant-garde like this

Become a trending writer in 5 days! Like, repost and follow to find out how.

#snakeoil

foenix, kj55, musissy, SimonLauper, dAn, begrian and avant-garde like this

Kids on scooters do not exist to me.

Wiedikon, Switzerland

#skatepark

swatchUSA, lovelife17, Lirpae.. and kj55 like this

Python is the new Visual Basic.

#haxor, @billgates

sui-generis, janeh, fotonobile, nj77xx, Lirpae.., kj55, lollip and bold like this

__bridge_transfer

#haxor, #automatic, #reference, #counting, @battig

sui-generis, battig, Babs_77 and Lirpae.. like this

Respite despite every thing.

#rest

Robinista, kj55 and Samwell like this

Who are these so called Markets tribe and why do they have such horrible mood swings?

#wallstreet

andyjaikens, RamonaStewart and Lirpae.. like this

How many Arduino controllers do you have?

#haxor, #hardware

DonSpaccafurnu, tweetybird, luke and Myz4n like this

The only thing we learn from history is that we don't learn from history.

#fredrichegel, #history, @bold

feldstein, perellano, janem803, Lautdenker., Vandtastic, FrankFilocamo, testuser, raulbud, SourceBlack, PenSword72 and 91 others like this

reposted by permanentwaves, RobbertPoel, nicolas2, de_inco, emadakn, hmiyazaki, scc38, Boldomatic, TheRealTStylez, scarlethecolor and 28 others

Robots need love too.

Reposted from kiffaarau

Zurich, Switzerland

#robots, #love

stine, SimonLauper, tweetybird, samir, Lirpae.., Babs_77, DonSpaccafurnu and avant-garde like this

(an umatched left parenthesis creates an unresolved tension that will stay with you all day.

#haxor, #xkcd, @battig

Vandtastic, streetmedic, brenzy, wallifer, stine, kj55, Lirpae.., lollip2, PenSword72, brody and 7 others like this

reposted by MeMyselfAnd..I

'); DROP TABLE posts;--

#haxor, #mysql

nolim1t, brody, DonSpaccafurnu and stephinity like this

#haxor, #c++

SimonLauper, Loupi4614, Babs_77, samir, guggigirl and lollip like this

var irony = uint64_max;

Zurich, Switzerland

#haxor, #irony

Loupi4614, TravelDexter, kj55 and lollip like this

Screw all these dynamically typed hipster languages. I'm going back to the roots with Fortran and Cobol.

#haxor, @DonSpaccafurno, @battig

battig, brody, luke, Lirpae.., DonSpaccafurnu, begrian and wickedpyxxie like this

The socialist millionaire problem.

Zurich, Switzerland

#haxor, #cryptography

sui-generis, corbett, M.Zuckerberg, stine, lollip, samir, bold, Lirpae.., Babs_77 and annabanan like this

reposted by pjotorstar

Sic
transit
gloria.

#latin

_Nathalie_ and naebitnae like this

You are the mayor of crazy town.

Zurich, Switzerland

@bold

wookie, ellenicole, Stokn, PenSword72, _Nathalie_, Lirpae.., samir, hebdifescht, misterlab, satan and 2 others like this

Everyone knows about it, from the queen of England to the hounds of hell.

Reposted from wallifer

#secret, @hebdifescht

JodieT, PenSword72, lollip, Lirpae.., Babs_77 and bold like this

Red-black trees are the new binary trees.

#haxor

naebitnae, DonSpaccafurnu and _Nathalie_ like this

San Francisco, United States

#startups

sslaven, mzh, _Nathalie_, begrian, samir, guggigirl, stephan, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

Teleological suspension of the ethical, anybody?

Reposted from luke

#profound, #kierkegaard, #lukeb

Lirpae.. and kj55 like this

Reposted from anonymous

#haxor, #hitchhikersguide

level82, Loupi4614, stargater, TravelDexter, aehmpaeh, naebitnae, samir, kj55, Lirpae.., DonSpaccafurnu and 2 others like this

Isn't it ironic that those who fear death the least love life the most?

Reposted from luke

#profound

swatchUSA, barbimini, hannahe, tweetybird, brody, Yurugu, Samwell, DonSpaccafurnu, _Nathalie_, begrian and 9 others like this

Google, Microsoft, Facebook, Twitter and Yahoo all chip in to buy Boldomatic!

#pressrelease

swatchUSA, avant-garde, ZoJ, Lirpae.., samir, kj55, _Nathalie_, guggigirl, hemko, DonSpaccafurnu and 2 others like this