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SlickMemes

Male...Just here for a change from other social media websites while having a little fun in the process. :)

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When this is all over, please continue to stay at least 6 feet away from me.

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I'm still deciding what to wear to my living room couch on new year's eve.

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Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep.

9 hours if you're ugly.

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When someone says
you cant do it,
do it twice and take pictures.

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This year I'm going to be sensible and behave myself.

Stop laughing. I might be able to do it.

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And for my next trick I will dazzle you with the illusion that I have my shit together.

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Someone wake me up when Christmas is over.

I just want to sleep through the bullshit.

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You think everyone has the same heart as you, and that's what's going to fuck you up.

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