prubton

let's share our phone-time together on the display of life

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if you are sharing your humanity
you are part of a movement too

First woman on the moon:

“Houston, we have a problem.”
- What?
“Never mind.”
- What's the problem? “Nothing.”
- Please tell us?
“I'm fine.”

I KNOW
EVERYTHING HAPPENS
FOR A REASON

BUT WHAT THE FUCK

people have
a lot to say
about lives
they have
never lived

patience is
the most needed science after love

...till a heart can find the way
back into light

STOP
... stop any slavery
... stop any business with Saudi Arabia
... freeze any bank accounts of Saudi Arabia
... declare an entry ban for all Saudi-Arabian male persons

#SaveDinaAli

I like to give you my attention but you have to pay with yours

$___ {° . _ . °} ( Y ) ()~*~() .,,,..,,,,..,..,,,,,.,(_)(_).,,,..,,,,.., .,,,..,,,,..,..,,,,,.,.,..,,,,..,,,. a bear is a bear$

everybody should stop to make fun of Justin Bieber
... that poor girl

$/\../\ /\( + )/\ /\( • • )/\ /\ (") /\ love to love you baby$

I should only
get worried,
if my shadow
turns white
on a dark
background

a box
loaded with your
personality
is your home

you can't buy it

THIS IS THE PLACE
where we met us as aliens

if you find a prubton send
him back to:

prubton care services
PO Box: <3 <3 <3

how to find
a shithole?

follow the
way of money and weapons

I physically, emotionally, spiritually and financially can not afford another crush

If one loves, one need not have an ideology of love

Even “America First”
is a copy of 80 years old “Deutschland, Deutschland über alles”. What's next?
A ridiculous small black beard under your nose?

is it the truth we search or is it the thinking there isn't any

is there any Gym for
introverts where we
can practice to match
others expectations?

I feel home with only
one look in your eyes

today's
special
offer at
“fuck it”-week:

suck it

“Paradise Papers”

What paradise?

this is evidence that
parallel universes exist

mein herz ist dir so nah

deine hand mir so fern

for some women
I would give
2 donkeys
5 goats and
22 chicken

for you
an unicorn

after all the
balance in the
world, I am now
zenophobic

if a girl ever pulls out
a knife on you during an argument, pull out some bread and mayonnaise

her woman instincts will kick in and she will
make you a sandwich

Wird ja immer viel über Pizza geredet, aber Zwieback, was ist mit Zwieback?

thanks to
boldomatic for
keep on working

may the servers
be with us

please post
something
as additional
monday mission
with hashtags

#SaveDinaAli
#SaveAlaaAl-Anazi

to support
Dina Ali Lasloom
and Alaa Al-Anazi

we all are small
particles holding
very tightly
together in a very
large universe

wir wissen alle
dass im loch ness
ein ungeheuer wohnt

... und was wohnt
dann im loch nuss?

... ein glas nutella?

I wish next year
would start with trying to lose my virginity

sometimes
I am too
alone to
speak to
anyone

From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to give you the wrong phone number

hurry up

there is a new pokémon in Cleveland tonight

I grew up
in the
seventies

I'm a hairwolf

I need more spicy flavoured relation chips

some call me a wanker
no one calls me a singer

I'm afraid of my last home,
there'll be no love

you can't
awaken someone who's pretending
to be asleep

she's
a heart reader
but she does not want to be
because it hurts

if you like
having sex while
listening to music
always choose a
live album
that way you'll get an applause every 3
to 4 minutes

my pee pee dog is peeing on all trees of my life

Kopulationsverhandlungen sind immer schwer, wenn
alle Beteiligten hässlich sind

SPD

the best way
to find out if
you can trust somebody is
to trust them

Yes, you are 20something and watching Netflix, while you should be a rebel in the streets.

you might have heard
of alphabet soup

but get ready for

TIMES NEW RAMEN

I tried so hard
and got so far

but in the end
it doesn't even matter

I had to fall to lose it all

but in the end
it doesn't even matter

that awkward
moment
between birth
and death

can't scroll the feed
alternate I try the toilet roll

my
new year
resolution

I will have sex with all my followers twice

fuck,
I already know,
don't confuse me
with education

Condolences
to the world
the USA is gone
a loss for all
human beings

$* . , * * * . * * * . ^ * * . *. * * * .:; *,*;.;. . * .' * . * * ^ ;*.,*•,*;*;'.*. * '. • . * *. :;.'*•.:;*,•". * ' * . * * '*.*.;:*.,°'. \ ) wherever I go / I make a wish / for you.$

there are only 50 mondays left this year

wußtest du

... dass
Einhorn-Babys frei
verkäuflich sind

... in Bäckereien

... dort nennt man sie
»Ein Hörnchen«

did you know

20% of
your fingers are thumbs

after 2 years
on this app today I'm totally
a boldomato
... this is
spooky enough

Behind every favourite song there is an untold story.

all I want to do
after Covid is going
to India and visit all
the escorts promoted
on boldomatic

I love asking
little kids what
they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas

sorrows
are our best educator

a man
can see further through a tear than a telescope

as long as I
have a face
you have a
place to sit

My alone time is sometimes for your safety.

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Die Wirklichkeit ist häufig von der Realität nicht zu unterscheiden

Nur mal so ne Frage, ... wann und wo fängt der Widerstand an? Bei 13 % Nazipack?

100% prophecy

... the winner will have the colors blue white & red

I
don't
know
what
you
won
but
I
hope
it's
worth
what
you
lost

Ladies: When a dude doesn't like that you own a cat, he's just mad you already have a narcissistic sociopath in your life. Or he's allergic.

in accordance to
human rights:

I've sent flowers to
Miss Behavior yesterday ... she was my only
love last year

If you don't drink, there is a difference between a carpet and a blanket.

I look out of
the window
... it's raining

*going to download a new weather app at the appstore*

indeed ... it's raining

if trump is on state visit in berlin
... how impressing pictures it would gave the world, if he would stand in front of a human wall during his speach

SOMETIMES YOU LOVE PEOPLE IN A LANGUAGE THEY CANNOT UNDERSTAND.

$math math and english ... sing it back$

I downloaded
this new
messenger:
“ShutApp”

the most beautiful way to share microbes is a kiss

if life gives you lemons
ask for some ducks

it's too exhausting
to give all the 'bolds'
of you a 'like'

so can you please
do it yourself

I'll tell you then
if it's enough and
you have to stop

they are the supreme commanders,
but they do not go into the field

they are the strategists and masterminds, but they never do the postage repay for funeral letters

they celebrate themselves and let
but time does not forgive them, mothers do not forgive, lovers and sisters do not forgive, daughters and sons do not learn the word forgiveness

it is war and no one listens,
it's the same as usual and no one is looking, we have peace and still another tab open

you already know
there is no intelligent life on this planet

... so what you expect from me?

this is my first christmas alone ...

to all of you
who know this kind of
holy night since years

please,
have peaceful days

whenever I'm alone with you
you make me feel like I am home again

whenever I'm alone with you
you make me feel like I am whole again

it's all pun and frames

and then
autocorrect

let's get down
on the white carpet
and make some
stains

STOP
the murderous terror against women

#SaveDinaAli

Apple:
l look like a human heart

Mango:
I look like a stomach

Grapes:
I look like eyes

Banana:
... I don't like this game

I know five people who are clinically insane.

I am two of them.

waiting for food delivery

...

and what life has promised

Ô Ô
x
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the British have
the Ministry of
Loneliness

I should go there

61.990722 N
49.679320 E

... there you can find three fucking pokémon on Location for a new poké-porn

have you seen
all the rats in
the streets
these days
... yep, they are
waitng for the next
rat-ing of our gov

my fridge is making noises
as if it were going into
warp drive to follow the
"Enterprise" on a mission
to distant galaxies

I don't know what to write,
probably everything
would match

Yeah,
a jerk is a jerk,
you can say blah and blah,
a jerk is a jerk and not a hero.

how was the pokémon-app invented?

the developers tried tinder ...

“mi papá tiene 65 años”
- my dad is
65 years old

“mi papa tiene 65 anos”
- my potato has
65 assholes

spanish for beginners

When a woman say "what?" it's not because she didn't hear you, it's because she's giving you a chance to change what you just said.

peanuts
or how youYawn
give
hashtags
#pee
#nuts

I think one day I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like

"don't be sad",
"he's a jerk",
"she doesn't deserve you",
and "you'll be fine".

what does a "like" mean

like = I agree
like = funny
like = the YOU
like = I'm touched

and sometimes only this feeling to touch the
heart sign to show that
... I'm with you

flup, flup, flup,
flup, flup, flup,
flup, flup, flup ...

[bird in my head]

oops, you was
nominated for a Grammy?

Thought you have stolen this song from an old record of your parents.

if I could start again
a million miles away

I would keep myself
I would find a way

this
white isn't “a color”

it is the innocence of the mountain in the first light of the morning

there is an 'if'
in life
and a 'lie' too

Unfortunately
KFC is successful
with their bird-pieces because people don't love bones

I remember the times when the answer always was pi

Bin ich eigentlich der einzige hier, dem Paris zu teuer ist?
Also nicht Paris Hilton, die ist mir zu billig.

I wish it would not be a single monday anymore this year

hey
Rio Reiser

erst jetzt habe ich "Junimond"
wirklich verstanden

als ich 10 war
hatten alle Mädchen ein Poesiealbum

... das fand ich albern
und nervig
... jetzt habe ich hier
auch eins

fucking hot
means the
sheets are wet
before you start

ein Einzelner ist genug, damit Hoffnung
existieren kann

thank you
for add the features to
the web app

: ))

she was a redhead
and she was foxy

she was my first love and I remember the scent of her hair and her fluffy mohair wrap sweater she had worn when we danced in the milkbar

my hands were ruined by the touch of her face and her hair and her hips

... the happiest moment of my life

I have a sneaking suspicion that the United States has its first presidential rubber ducky

Penguins ... watch them walking hand in hand
and you know everything about

at the age of 10
I was fascinated to hear my own voice with a machine named cassette recorder

To you, my Bold friends, a Happy New Year.
To kitty cats, a Happy Mew Year.
To comfort foods, a Happy Stew Year
To condensation, a Happy Dew Year
To the poison evergreen plants, a Happy Yew Year
To BMs, a Happy Poo Year.

my first love was so cute,
I fed her with black leather
& handcuffs

uhm, I'm sorry, but no

I'm already in love with your sister siri

Don't ever play with someone's feelings

You could win the game, but lose that person forever

if I would only smoking cigarettes after sex, my lungs would get the benefits of quitting

Maybe I am at the perfect age - old enough to know better but still young enough not to have to take my own advice ...

when people watch me do
something in front of them,
they often say,
'wow, you're meticulous.'
that's because they've
never seen me be really
meticulous, then something
would come, like:
"I don't have forever to wait."

Have you ever tried to impress with words

like

I've circled the sun
so many times

(((•))) (((•)))
?

((~~~_____?~~~))

froggism?

it'll end
in tears
if you
sing to
a siren

und getanzt wird mit denen
die im Saal sind

you are not young, you
are not already old yet

it isn't fake news
it's alternativ facts

bruahahahahahahaha
argh argh cough argh cough cough cough
cough ughh x , x
--u-

YOUR STORY IS THE KEY THAT CAN UNLOCK SOMEONE ELSE'S PRISON
SHARE YOUR TESTIMONY.

all the girls who
dreamed of a
pink unicorn and
now wake up
next to a
punk unicum

can we just stop the
mission before
wednesday, please?

I want to watch the
live-broadcast of the
next war outbreak on
cnn without interruption

most unhealthy words in life:

guilty conscience

Is a special environment
necessary to be "woke",
such as a boarding school
in Switzerland, or is it also
possible to be woke in the
queue of a meal distribution
point of a church community?

Stay away from people who make you feel like you're hard to love

If I haven't offended you yet, please be patient...your turn will come.

Life moves on whether we act as cowards or heroes.

Henry Miller

Is it too late to say,
that there is a world
outside the USA?

my joyful expectation for tomorrow

a pardon of 45 for 45

thank you, Turkey!
new year, new old war

new death, new refugees, new orphans, new crying, new suffer, new ...
and the world is already waiting for the new iPhone

... thank you, world!

I'd liked to write a procrastinating-post last week at the mission
now that the mission is over, I feel the guilt of not having done

$.___,_______,_____Happy_Halloween____. | ./ ( ) \. | | | ) \/\_/\/ ( | | | `) (^Y^) (` \(|)/ | | `),-(~)-,(` --(")-- | | '"' \\ /`\ | | .-'```^```'-. , , | | / (\ __ /) \ )\___/( | | | ` \/ ` | {(@)v(@)} | | \ \____/ / {|~~~|} | | `'-.......-'` {/^^^\} | ._____________________________`m-m`___. you know that I witched away one hour of sunlight in the evening last night?$

I turn the music louder so I won't hear my thoughts.
But it's stupid because the lyrics remind me of what I'm trying to forget.

Yessss! Today
is Ready-Day!!
Ready for another year without girlfriend.

I wonder
whose arms would I run and fall into if I were drunk,
in a room,
with everyone
I have ever loved.

Everyone on the morning train looks like their mom told them they cannot get a puppy

Back to #SaveDinaAli

please
watch the video

wonderful that you all lie in your beds and sleep tonight

what times we have if everybody can resist the full moon

Think Big!
uhm ... no, no
Think Different!
uhm ... no, no
sinking
uhm ... yup

I know how to resist having children
because I don't know how to install a child seat
on my road bike

some people have kinda augmented reality apps integrated in their heads ... and they all have boldomatic too

'How can you be in Hell when you're in my heart?'

If you did not
met someone
stupid the
last weeks
I give you
my address

shout out to all
the witches out
there who are
just getting their
brooms out for tonight

you are a day late

I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.

yes, come closer,
come a little closer

yes, you can
survive alone

yes, face it,
it's better to
survive together

Somewhere, Banksy is anxiously holding his spray can, waiting for trump to build the wall

not every man behind a naked woman is a coward

ich weiß nicht immer wovon ich rede
aber ich weiß
dass ich recht habe

you may paint over me but i will still be here.

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the night is spent
making love to the stars *
* *
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At least there is a slight chance of the possibility that the two of us might end up growing old together in one of those parallel universe scenarios

du weißt, dass das Wetter wirklich schlecht ist, wenn der geruch von köchelnden Spaghetti durch die Straßen zieht

The best thing about having a penis is sharing it with people who don't. Agree?

If I would work in the google answering office, the results would be like:
- “cool question”
- “yeah, ^5”
- “try therapy again”
- “did you ever asked mum”
- “off for today xp”
- “you fuckin' Nazi go to hell”
- “did you've paid for school”
- “if it's sex, ... never heard about”
- “don't ask, do it”
- “you perv”
- “try nutella”
- “you are broke”
- “try nutella again”
- “aliens exist! ... this is a home office job”
- “I've already told you ... you are a PERV!!”
- “look behind you ... there is life”

better destroying conversations or reputation than missing any joke

Don't ever date a man who takes more selfies than you do!

that's what life is,
you have always
to scratch yourself
your back

You're the only one,
I'm the
lonely one.

My biggest secret for being skinny is not exercise or diet but pooping a lot. ;)

Ich liebte ein Mädchen bei Snapchat bei der war's immer im Bett nett

•. .*.
* . : The
light
we
borrow
must
always
be
returned

Nothing has changed in the
last 2000 years, the same
methods, the same results.

did you know,
if you write the
word 'slow' too
fast you get owls?

thank you president obama for the setting free of chelsea manning

To capture my heart, you have to stab deeper.

tjaaaa,
ich war gestern weitgehend app•stinent
... und du so

I'm not in the mood for being in the mood

"mamihlapinatapai"

(n.) a look shared by two people, each wishing that the other would initiate something they both desire but neither wants to begin.

fluorescent colored apparel doesn't make you young again anyways

I don't know where my home is
because the only person who made me feel like home is gone

I lost everyone that
ever loved me

Some left of their own accord, others found their own way, and the rest were drowned by love

the cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea.

isak dinesen

internet is a
mean villain

stop call him

Pissident DripDrip

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I was on the dark side of the moon but yesterday there was too much light there

it's all fun & games
until you awake on
4th of july and have
no country anymore

G20

if the police is there with 19,000 to save capitalism

- what is right, what is wrong

unfortunately
they have
asked me
if I am
16

I lied

stains are even bigger with a language barrier

»... und die Arztromane habe ich mit zwölf schon hinter mich gebracht ... man bin ich belesen eyy ...«

Nina Hagen
TV-Glotzer (Ich glotz TV)

Wenn ich einmal traurig bin, dann trink ich einen Korn ... und wenn ich dann noch traurig bin, dann trink ich noch nen Korn ... und wenn ich DANN noch traurig bin, dann fang ich an von vorn

H. Erhardt

Ich nominiere mich für die Winterschlaf Challenge

hanged, drawn and quartered

that was the punishment
imposed by the English kings
200 years ago for high treason

this is the first time in history that the president of france will speak better english than the president of america.

Thank you People from Bold for Boldomatic!

Thanks to you I meet so many nice people!

if you think we are
all doomed

no

we are all
uprooted

it's all sun
and tan

and then
burn baby burn

Now you must see where you get your magic wand ... the salesman is dead

RIP John Hurt

congratulations!

...you get a free
repost...

I AM THE
PERFECT
NEIGHBOR
but not for
my neighbor
there is a wall
in between of us
but not bold enough

you're getting
old if your
middle finger
starts fatten

two people in a room -
two pieces of my heart

V A L E N T I N E ' S

... a funny day for me
... all the happy
ex-girlfriends

now, that I have followers:269

... I can't feel any
boredom anymore

YES I'M FREE AND IT SEEMS HEARTLESS TO BE
BUT I'M FREE

i was on a
diet until
i saw you
on the
menu •••

the switch
of your eyes
from

“I'm on the look-out for life”

to

“I'm looking at you”

february, 14th
valentine's day

may, 14th
mother's day

... is this the wonder of 3-month pregnancy

new friends
are so exiting

...because you
can kill anyone
only once

make a plan for 2017

instead of «fuck that»
better fuck me

hugs&hugs

plus one
penis of your
own choice

Ich dachte ich war verliebt,
aber ich hatte nur hunger.

May God be with the families and friends that are under hardships.

don't move
your thumb

DON'T MOVE!
damn, ... liked

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years ago my boredom was like normal boredom
nowadays my boredom is in HD

The 4th Grinch as President
... congrats

One pitiful way to live is never
feeling the boredom

Does
someone want to ask Kim Kardashian about Paris'n'Jewels
... uhm, just for fun?

Scheiß was
auf Grinch
ich will mein Mädchen mit den Zündhölzern

does anyone wants to marry me on saturday

Dating is like falling in love with a song on the radio then committing to the album; hoping the rest of the songs aren't fucking garbage.

why you eat doghnuts
there is a hole where marmalade should be

(((((((((((((())))))))))))))(((((((((((((())))))))))))))

why
waiting for aliens
while women
are already here

A Tuesday is just a Monday trying to be your friend.

What, ... Paris?
Bertolucci's, «Last Tango In Paris» is 45 years old, and I should say something about Paris??
OK then, ...
Paris Hilton is a bitch.

alternative fact:

how to destroy
a country in less
than 4 years

make america
great again

I watched three people jogging outside and it inspired me to get up and close the curtains.

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