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My diet plan: bake cookies for my friends. The fatter they get, the thinner I look.
Half a workout beats no workout. Consistency beats perfection. Keep showing up.
My brain has too many tabs open and none of them are responding.
I used to play sports, but then I realized you can buy trophies. Now Im good at everything.
I told my kids Im older than Google. They think Im joking.
'Nothing disturbs me more than the glorification of stupidity' - Carl Sagan
If prayer works as well as science, why does the Pope have a personal doctor...?
The universe is 13.8 billion years old. Your Wi-Fi has been down for 3 minutes. One of you is being unreasonable.
Definition of fearless: eating tacos in a white shirt.
Was just yesterday, Felt content for a short while, As good as it gets.
Sickness can be a healthy sign for many who heed the signs.
Fading Forum, an ode to Boldomatic Missing squares of verse, Circle of doom and errors, Friendships lost in time, Hard to build on patience lost, Value fades as servers fail.
Home is where you can say anything you like because no one is really listening.
Nothing says 'I have my life together' like eating cereal for dinner.
Staring down a hard run of extreme cold in these parts and beginning to suspect that hell may actually be frozen over. It would explain a great many things.
Look guys I know I've been bad... I've said and posted things many of you found to be unfavorable. However, with your help and a little bit of encouragement I can become so much worse.
Why don't I make a sound when I laugh? I have a very obnoxious laugh that disturbs people - even my parents.
i just hope the next viral trend is empathy and critical thinking skills
Behind every corner lies a straight line
FERTILE MIND I just wish I could write you off but my words still come out for you somehow. Even if I intend to leave some pages blank, my writing leads to you anyhow ... - lonelyscribe
023 Reality doesnt follow.
022 This is not how it works.
020 Its underway.
do y'all remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information? yeah. it wasn't that.
Behind every corner lies a straight line
Fabulousity
Staring down a hard run of extreme cold in these parts and beginning to suspect that hell may actually be frozen over. It would explain a great many things.
The universe is 13.8 billion years old. Your Wi-Fi has been down for 3 minutes. One of you is being unreasonable.
life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
romance dies when effort becomes optional.
the first person to inhale helium must have felt a great sense of relief when the effects wore off.
if something goes wrong, any attempt to fix it will only make it worse. so sometimes it's best to leave things as they are.
if nothing else helps, finally read the instructions.
there's never enough time to do a job right, but paradoxically, there's always time to redo it.
the line next to you at the store always moves faster. and if you join it, the line you left behind will move faster, so pave your way.
absolutely any technical problem can be solved if you have the time and money. but the problem is, you'll never have enough of either, so stuff it and have a cookie.
what you keep long enough can be thrown away. as soon as you throw it away, you'll need it.
if something can go wrong, it will. and of all the worst possible situations, the worst will happen.
the most difficult task should be assigned to the laziest employee. they will inevitably find an easy and effective way to solve it.
a doctor benefits when you're sick. a lawyer gets paid only when you're in trouble. the police are pleased if you turn out to be a criminal. a mechanic is happy when your car breaks down. and only a thief wishes you prosperity and well-being. at least for some time.
you can't make everyone happy, but you can sure as hell make everyone around you miserable.
just reading the ingredients on food packaging. phosphates, nitrates, some numbers... getting a feeling that nowadays, a person who studied chemistry well at school can assemble an explosive device from two packs of dumplings, ketchup and a bottle of mayo.
hold on to things that make you shine.
when actions taken for the sake of your future lead to adverse consequences, it remains unclear whether the outcome was really that bad or whether you prevented an even worse outcome.
how nice it is when you wake up after a party and see that the whole house is trashed, but it's not your house.
My brain has too many tabs open and none of them are responding.
Hubris of the few, Safe in ivory towers, Crowned with oil and gold, Destroying all that is good, Making people pray for bread.
Pointless wars of greedy men, Will never end while rich is king, People burned and burned again, Pointless wars of greedy men, The same deceit for now as then, And bitter are the lies they sing, Pointless wars of greedy men, Will never end while rich is king.
It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today or naked tomorrow
You look like something I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal Listening to them - common Arguing with them - acceptable Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food they say the ones you love hurt you the most
THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is a beautiful concept. unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. But I would rather be alone with you.
i've fallen in love with you, but you don't exist.
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