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 Reposting
keeps the magic alive.
we cant control whats going on, but we can still choose kindness.  we can always choose kindness.




When we talk to god
we are praying-
When god talks to us
we are schizophrenic
do you think it is called sand because its between the sea and the land?
I wanted to stop drinking. But then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.
NEVER TRUST 
A 
FAT VEGAN

I'm back in stock
I love sitting here in front of the crackling verbiage, growing Bolder with you.
DER 
SCHLÜSSEL 
ZUM 
GLÜCK 
STECKT 
VON 
INNEN



Trouble knocked at the
door and hearing laughter
ran away
the crazy thing about insurance is that the best case scenario is you've wasted a bunch of money.
THEY SAY
THERE'S NO MONEY FOR SCHOOLS
THERE'S NO MONEY FOR
HOSPITALS
THERE'S NO MONEY FOR
A PAY RISE ..
SO HOW IS THERE ALWAYS MONEY FOR
WAR?
you can't get to my age without some regrets.




Life is drawing,
but without an
eraser
According to an ancient legend, when you cannot sleep at night, it is because you are awake...
if you cant be kind, be quiet
people: 
"why did you buy a new boat?"

me: 
"it was on sail."
if people fail to understand one another, it is because they think they understand one another.
Girl: (Sobbing her heart out, eyes swollen, nose red)...
"I can't see you anymore...
I am NOT going to let you hurt me like this again!"


Trainer:  "It was a sit up. You did one sit up!"
I understand 

I accept 

I still think it sucks

                                   ---------------
                                   I      B          B      I
                                   I             0            I
                                   I      [L ___ d]     I
                                   I             m           I
                                   I ------------- I
                                   I      B          B      I
                                   I             0            I
                                   I      [L ___ d]     I
                                   I             m           I
                                   I ------------- I
                                   I   Make One  I
                                   I     Or More     I
                                   I      Pass It       I
                                   I           On           I
                                   I--------------I
if the sheep has no more curls, 
there is a bit of wind...
 
...if the sheep is gone, it's stormy...
 
...if it comes back every 20 seconds, 
it's a tornado...

is solitude freedom?




I was told as a child
that anyone could
be President and I'm
beginning to believe it.
 Reposting
keeps the magic alive.



Sorry people, this planet is neither flat nor round. 

It's fucked.










I miss Winter already.
Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.

Ashleigh Brilliant
humour is the umbrella of the wise.
Pisstified:

The state of being equal parts of pissed off, and mystified at the same time.
sticks and stones will break your bones..  words will break your heart
we must not wait until the fight for freedom is called treason.



I'm sure wherever my Dad
is, he's looking down on
us. He's not dead, just
very condescending.



Truth hurts. Maybe not as
much as jumping on a
bicycle with a seat missing,
but it hurts.


As you get older, three 
things happen. The first
is yoir memory goes,and
I can't remember the other two
most people discard their childhood like an old hat. 
they forget it like a telephone number that is no longer valid.
Media Literacy

1.  Look for previous fact-checking work.

2.  Go upstream to the source.

3.  Read laterally, meaning read around what you're trying to verify
Being a good internet citizen means becoming aware of your own psychology. 

What makes you angry? 

What do you tend to overlook? 

It's about “recognizing your own fault lines, not the fault lines of the media landscape around you.”
Never confuse simplicity with simplemindedness. 

It takes work to distill, to get at the essence of things. 

If you stop yourself from saying something in a meeting because you've just thought,

 “Well, that's just too simple,”
 you might want to think again

It may be that it's the very thing that needs to be said.
if you cant take a joke, take a hike
HISS  LESS .. PURR  MORE
The things in your life you're never going to be able to change on your own are typically the things that are the most difficult in your life.

They're also often the things you don't want anybody else to know about.
You're never going to get over those things until you share them with someone. You don't have to tell everybody. 

You just need to find at least one person who will trust you and whom you trust someone who will be confidential, love you unconditionally, not be judgmental, and pray for you.
if we are only supposed to behave, why are there so many other options?
In the wood I hear the beautiful
call of bird I do not know     I wish
I knew the names of birds
and could identify them by their songs
i always envy all people who speak fluently, like our politicians, mostly even superfluous.
but i just can't speak that fast.
i have to think so often about what i'm saying.
of course that's a colossal hindrance.
happiness tips are a bit like diet guides. 
if something really worked, the market wouldn't be full of it!
experts are people who know 99 love positions, but not a single girl.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.