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DIRECTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SPEED
the best mind-altering drug is TRUTH
You'll never be criticized by someone who is doing more than you. You'll always be criticized by someone who is doing less. Shezhad Ahmad
All I need is your hand in mine.
i try not to work on myself too much, for the fear of breaking something.
a big part of who i am is who i am not.
I wanted to live in a small library. Mission Accomplished
Dictionaries stop where the heart starts.
struggle is everywhere, without struggle no life, and if we want to go on living, we must be ready for further struggles.
You find what you lost in the in the last place you look
any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. -albert einstein
LORD I NEED MONEY TO ORGANIZE YOUR BIRTHDAY...
For your peace of mind, do not try to understand.
please don't take my jokes seriously
i know i'm a handful - thats why ya got 2 hands
People say I have the body of an athlete But until they find out where I buried it they can't prove anything.
The razor blade is sharp, but can't cut a tree, and the axe is strong but can't cut hair. Everyone is important according to his/her own unique purpose. Never look down on anyone, unless you are admiring their shoes.
Oh dear Sunday, I want to sleep in your arms and have fun day.
When peace means nothing to the world that surrounds you...
Rise up with the new dawn's early morning Feel the sunshine warm upon your face Tomorrow's come a long, long way to help you Yes, it's your saving grace
Shout out to the people who don't know what the opposite of in is.
"We are here on Earth to help others. What on earth the others are here for I do not know" W. H. Auden
sometimes it's to your advantage for people to think you are crazy.
I'm alone in a box of stone
The razor blade is sharp, but can't cut a tree, and the axe is strong but can't cut hair. Everyone is important according to his/her own unique purpose. Never look down on anyone, unless you are admiring their shoes.
sometimes it's to your advantage for people to think you are crazy.
on the cardboard sign i hold at the crossroads: LOST ALL MY WEED IN A SERIES OF SMALL FIRES anything helps
Q: what do you call a book club thats been stuck on the same book for ages? A: church
a big part of who i am is who i am not.
For your peace of mind, do not try to understand.
Rise up with the new dawn's early morning Feel the sunshine warm upon your face Tomorrow's come a long, long way to help you Yes, it's your saving grace
remember the world that we'd find at the back of beyond?
I remember my first boldgasm. I was so young and unsure. It was scary at first, but I quickly began to enjoy it. I have had many peak moments on Boldomatic since then, but the glow from that first, shaky step has lasted to this day.
People say I have the body of an athlete But until they find out where I buried it they can't prove anything.
dear serotonin, i'm sorry, please come back to me.
i have an irrational fear of zippers because of "there's something about mary."
nothing ever happens and then one morning you wake up and you are 61 fucking years old.
IF ANGELS DON'T EXIST, EXPLAIN ME?
once you hit a certain age you become permanently unimpressed by a lot of shit.
My new car has a button for pretty much everything. There's even one that says, "Rear Wiper." Still too afraid to try that one.
@Kris Doazy Dotes.
I've started investing in stocks. Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
are you suffering from anxiety and obsessive thoughts, sweating, worrying about nothing? stop it. because it's time to panic now.
don't go on social media today. let everyone think you're on a date.
try to appear slightly crazy. even if you're not. it just comes across a little strange if a woman is not crazy at all.
a healthy relationship is when you have no idea what their ex's name was.
************************** SINCE THE SNOW CAME ALL THE HUSBAND HAS DONE IS LOOK THROUGH THE WINDOW....IF IT GETS ANY WORSE, I'LL HAVE TO LET HIM IN....
old people are dangerous because they have no fear of the future
It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today or naked tomorrow
You look like something I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal Listening to them - common Arguing with them - acceptable Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food they say the ones you love hurt you the most
THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is a beautiful concept. unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. But I would rather be alone with you.
i've fallen in love with you, but you don't exist.
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