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Sometimes, someone comes into your life so unexpectedly, takes your heart by surprise, and changes your life forever.
if i am silent it's because there's thunder inside me. or i'm just chillin, it depends. may the odds be ever in your favour.






YOU'LL ALWAYS BE WITH ME,
LIKE A HANDPRINT ON MY HEART.

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Future grandmas will need more years than they have lived to show their grandchildren the dozens of millions of photos and selfies they have taken all their entire life.






Leaving it until 
the last minute, 
because I panic 
much better 
under pressure. 





Not choosing is also a choice





You put the 
colour and the 
crazy, back in my 
life. I hope I did 
the same for you. 




The Life I know 
is far from 
the one I live. 
Still it clings 
to the edge 
of everything 
I do and say. 
My hope is 
the two will blend 
to one some day.







                mentally somewhere else.






SORRY I ACTED CRAZY.....
IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN.



SHE:  "I'm having an
             affair."
HE:     [ handing menu 
             back to waiter ]
             "I'll have the 
             affair as well."
Sanity is just the belief that the voice inside your head is yours






Children are the Rainbow.

Grandchildren are the Pot of Gold.



ROSES ARE RED......
MONDAY WAS TWISTED, 
THEN I REMEMBERED BOLDOMATIC EXISTED!
Behind every great man is me, desperately trying to sell hotdogs to great men

"as fuck" is my favourite unit of measurement.

These days 
time seems 
to pass like the morning memory of last nights dream.
Gesegnet seien jene, die nichts zu sagen haben und trotzdem den Mund halten.
PROBLEMS ARE ONLY OPPORTUNITIES IN WORK CLOTHES!


CAN I HAVE A PINK STRAIT JACKET •_•
There must be extra gravity in my new house, I keep dropping things
your in pretty good shape for the shape your in .
EVERYONE 
LOVES 
SOURCEBLACK







Some days 
we're the 
nut, some 
days we're 
the cracker. 





i'm not always an asshole, i fall asleep sometimes.
sweet kisses.
every day, 3x.

- your doctor
bold's nutjob of going through dozens of nutjob posts

I'd explain it to you but I'm all out of puppets and crayons.
I thought my panties matched my hair for a second, but I was mistaken.
mum: i'm going to Target to pick up some breast petals, do you want to come with me?

me: what are breast petals?

mum: they cover your nipples so people don't see how hard my nipples are.

me: MOTHER OF GOD!!!

mum: what?

me: no mother i'm good you go on without me.




GET HELP WANTED
the only person i'm afraid of is myself. 
that fucker is crazy.
things.
happen.
for a reason.
                 Deja vu







The feeling that you've seen this Bold before.











cracker? :)
Even the devil on my shoulder calls me a nutjob from time to time... WTF






This is my 
face. Perhaps 
you're the one 
who has to 
deal with that. 



Listen 
To 
Your 
Heart
And 
You 
Won't 
Get 
Lost
Me: Hey we should try this

You: Are you crazy?  What kind of nutjob are you?


Me: There's a kind?
I hope my sweetness is your weakness because I plan to have you some day.
COLD 
HEARTS 
ARE 
NEVER 
WARM 
WHEN 
YOU 
NEED 
THEM 
TO 
BE

after 
nut job,
nut juice?
Let's hope this eclipse wipes us out





AFTER HIS SCULL HEALED,
JOHNNY NEVER ASKED IF HIS DINNER WAS READY AGAIN.
her eyes, 
where the sun comes for light






I will second guess 
everything you do and 
say. I live in a parallel 
universe of what I 
think you really mean. 
I love you with all my 
nutjob heart, though. 




We only regret the times we turned against our own souls
I don't go crazy.

I am crazy.

I just go normal from time to time.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.