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Raise your words, not your voice.

It is rain that grows flowers; not thunder.
Trying to decide if I want to look like a snack or keep eating snacks...
Things are going to be different for me from here on out because I've taken a new position.
It's the fetal position and I plan to be in it for awhile.
Wake me up when daylight saving time ends.
I work in the office.


But when 
I break it down, 
I just press the buttons on a keyboard.








Life is not what you make it. 
It is what you dont let it make you.
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no anvil

~Wile E. Coyote~
I don't curse (or cuss as we say locally). I speak fluent construction worker with a trucker dialect and a sailor accent.



Is "fucktastrophy" a word? 

Because I feel it could be very useful these days.
Love your enemy, because he is the only idiot who thinks about you around the clock...
We can't find what's next if we stay shackled to what's not working.



I think I might be immortal. 

I have never died, not even once.
"Tomorrow belongs
to those who can hear it coming."

David Bowie
Never say you love someone if you have not seen their anger, their bad habits, their absurd beliefs, and their contradictions.
Everyone can love sunset and happiness. Only a few can love chaos and decay.

"Who is they?"
I've started investing in stocks. Beef, chicken, and vegetable. 
Someday I hope to become a boullionaire.
kind until they are not
RIP Val Kilmer. He was one of my favorites. Movies like Real Genius and Thunderheart were very influential to me. He was more famous for movies like Tombstone, Willow, and Top Gun  (I love those!) but I really like some of his more obscure work such as Kill Me Again with his then wife Joanne Whalley Kilmer. If you haven't seen his documentary Val, I highly recommend it.
WHEN MONEY SPEAKS. NO ONE CHECKS THE GRAMMAR.
Be the reason someone smiles today.

Be the reason someone feels loved.

Be the reason someone believes in the goodness in people.
At my funeral I want someone to stand up and announce:

"At least he's not an asshole anymore"
My brain just logged me out due to inactivity and now I can't remember my password.



If aliens land, and they say "take us to your leader" we will have to go "errm... could you come back later? Now is not a good time".
Them: 
So are you seeing anyone?

Me: 
You mean like a therapist, or hallucinations?
I need to lose weight 
*eats 3/4 of a pie*
I'll get on that tomorrow.
A recent poll has revealed that 100% of me doesn't give a f**k. Now tell me, is that fake news?
it's because trade deficits are our enemies that tariffs are our friends.

I'm having a garage sale this weekend!
Please don't come if I've ever borrowed anything from you.


I care a lot and I care for justice that comes with sincerity, honesty and proofs.  Not the other way around.
one ought, every day, to hear a song, read a fine poem, and, if possible, to speak a few reasonable words.
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer 'Smoking' or 'Non-smoking'.


Apparantly the correct terms are 'Cremation' and 'Burial'.
Where, oh, where, is it easier to find friendship rather than enemyshit than right here at Boldomatic?
Man is the most                    insane species.                    

He worships an invisible god and destroys a visible nature, unaware that this visible nature he is destroying
is this god he's worshiping.

 Can 
 we skip 
 to the
 rich part?
"The heart of man plans his way, but the Lord establishes his steps" 
This carries weight in my soul.
 It just fits so well with my entire life and how nothing has ever gone according to anything I've attempted. I post this not to trigger hatred or debate, I'm just stating a piece of my personal belief. If it offends you, just scroll on by like I do with anybody else's material I disagree with. Don't comment your negativity or I will delete it. I'm gonna say what I want and I require the same respect I provide to anyone. Just keep scrolling, and have as beautiful a day as humanly possible.
. . .?
Because one sure sign that signals 
that a democracy is in very very 
serious trouble is when people like Donald Trump and the current group of MAGA Republicans can lie about 
any & every thing and yet still be believed by enough people to get themselves elected to important offices in government not to do what is best for the nation or the people who are most 
in need of government & assistance 
but, to instead, enrich themselves, 
their families, their friends, 
and their stations in life.

Ofrkjr
Dear Coca-Cola:

No more new flavours!
Please add the cocaine back, thank you!



Is "fucktastrophy" a word? 

Because I feel it could be very useful these days.

 Maybe 
 I just
 outgrew 
  you.
. . .?
Surely, 
you've heard it said that before you try 
to corrupt anyone,
you make damn sure 
that what you see is their hand out, yes?

Ofrkjr
I have dabbled in this thing called "life."

I'm not sure what I would do if I were given unlimited access.
Everyone swears they are solid...
Ice is too; until you put a little heat on it!
Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. They're allowed to take only a knapsack and a little cash with them, and even then, theyre robbed of these possessions on the way. Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.
Recognize your path and appreciate the body that carried you through whatever rough patch you had to travel. 

If you can take a breath, then you can take the next step. 

And one day, even this place too will be behind you.
How Institutions Think

They don't, 
in fact, 
think at all. 

Institutions are 
cognitive communities, comprised of people 
who think.


Shane O'Mara


I have recently come to understand that
                "HARDER" 
is not a very good safe word. 

No further questions, please.
if you spend a lot of time thinking about the pain from your past, it's probably not a good thing. 
most people don't handle it well.
I have dabbled in this thing called "love."

I'm not sure what I would do if I were given unlimited access.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.