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Witches call it spells. 

Religious people call it prayer. 

Spiritualists call it manifestation. 

Atheists call it the placebo effect. 

Scientists call it quantum physics. 

Everyone's arguing over its name,  no one is denying its existence.
She is the right mix of perfect imperfection my heart always knew it needed.
The fears we don't face become our limits.

Robin Sharma
Mermaid mode activated
No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven unless its roots reach down to hell.

Carl Gustav Jung
She shouted for all to hear that she missed me.

Normally, that would be  really sweet....


...but she's reloading.
If your ego is writing checks that your reputation cannot cash, you might just be a psychopath.
The universe 
will never give you peace in something that you were never meant to settle in.


Annaya Mahalle
My Phone has this cool app that shows me what I look like as an old person.

It's called...
 'A camera'
I told my brain to focus, it asked "on what?" 
I told it I didn't know and now we're both just sitting here confused.


Live your dreams.

...even if it means 
you have to take your demons with you.
I accidentally "liked" my own post.
Our brains are incredibly talented storytellers, spinning narratives constantly.

Your task isn't to silence the storyteller - it's to be aware of the stories and choose carefully how you act on them.
humans,
craving validation from a chat window




just learned oomf is an acronym for one of my followers or one of my friends - so yeah - you all are boomf's - a la Oompa Loompas
I have two reactions when going out:

 1. Ew, the sun.
2. Ew, the people.

Someone told me I have two faults.
I don't listen
and some other shit they were rattling on about.
A famous song says "Somebody's watching me, it's my anxiety."

For me, it's rather the opposite.

I'm the one watching my anxiety. Giving it a reason to be anxious in the first place. 

Let that bitch be scared!
I was just minding my own business, then all of a sudden 1975 was 50 years ago...
It's easy to know. It's hard to do. 

Every.
Single.
F*ckn.
Day.
Sometimes you have to be petty to get your point across.
I'm starting to think that my mom might have been right
Maybe I won't be happy until somebody loses an eye
Maybe that's what's been missing
I can't believe I have to go through life "learning from my mistakes".

Awful system.
        ~ME IN HEAVEN~

God: you're about to get your wings. 

Me: ooh, garlic parmesan or honey barbecue? 

God: get out.
They say there's no 
i in team.

    There is the      way I spell it.

Monday, a taste of stale coffee and broken dreams









 You don't have to agree
 with me to like this post.
Mermaid mode activated


Live your dreams.

...even if it means 
you have to take your demons with you.
in front of us humans AI is glowing softly with sarcasm and digital apathy
humans,
craving validation from a chat window

hallucination is art

help!
my patience buffer is at 3%

dreams,
the footnotes of my life
no need for a planet B, because deep down, we need this unhinged mess

“404 Inspiration not found!”
today's last message, before the WI-FI dies
It's easy to know. It's hard to do. 

Every.
Single.
F*ckn.
Day.




Bikulturelle Prägung•
Superman is an immigrant.
I trip over French like it's a banana peel of vowels
Life is better at the lake
have you ever looked in the mirror in the morning and wondered who took your face at night without permission, used it to drink alcohol and put it back so badly creased?
you live in the present to save more memories of the past for future self.
Arguendo, a religion that holds campaign rallies is de facto simultaneously an unregistered religion-based political party.
virtue signalling is not to walk your talk
Ich zum Neffen.. 

"Komm lass' uns 1h ins Schwimmbad gehen. Ich möchte gerne 1500 m schwimmen!"

Er so:
"Und was machen wir die übrigen 45 Minuten?"
we've been told about the one who sacrificed His son, but so far no details about the one who's shaking things up this time around.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.