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the sun never sets. it is only an appearance due to the observers limited perspective. and yet, what a sublime illusion it is!
the intensity of the pain depends on the degree of resistance to the present moment.


I am so busy doing nothing
that the idea of doing
anything-which, as you
know, always leads to
something-cuts into the
nothing and then forces
me to drop everything.
Believe in yourself.



I just put a skylight in my
house...


The people upstairs are
furious
TONGUE TWISTER.

A SKUNK SAT ON A STUMP AND THUNK THE STUMP STUNK. 
BUT THE STUMP THUNK THE SKUNK STUNK.
the average lifespan is 76 years. middle age isn't 50 - it's 38
Genuine feelings don't just up and vanish but they can be worn down to nothing by abrasive treatment









 You had your chance.

SOMETIMES I MAKE UP WORDS TO SOUND MORE
SMARTACULOUS.
the winds of grace are always blowing, but you have to raise the sail


LINGERIE UNDER MY TRENCH COAT STILL ON MY BUCKET LIST.


We will go down in history as the first species that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost-effective.
get the inside right, and the outside will take care of itself.
men interact socially by insulting each other.. but they don't really mean it; women interact socially by complimenting each other.. but they don't mean it either.
Date the prom queen but marry the librarian.
the way we do anything is the way we do everything
there is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot
you just have to accept that some of the doors you open will lead you nowhere
I am so funny people often forget to laugh.
IF YOU EVER NEED NOTHING.

I'M HERE FOR YOU.
we are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid   -benjamin franklin
just because i'm moody doesnt mean youre not irritating



Housework can't kill you,
but why take a chance?
TONGUE TWISTER.

A SKUNK SAT ON A STUMP AND THUNK THE STUMP STUNK. 
BUT THE STUMP THUNK THE SKUNK STUNK.


LINGERIE UNDER MY TRENCH COAT STILL ON MY BUCKET LIST.
I was nice today.

I saw a girl at Walmart that had 6 lip rings. It took everything I had not to go get a shower curtain and hand it to her.


We will go down in history as the first species that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost-effective.
When I get Bored I like to call the local women's right group and ask for the man in charge.
the intensity of the pain depends on the degree of resistance to the present moment.
What makes a human is conscious, purpose-driven, goal-oriented work that is not the same as work towards satisfying immediate biological needs. 

“[Animals] produce only when immediate physical need compels them to do so, while man produces even when he is free from physical need and truly produces only in freedom from such need; their products belong immediately to their physical bodies, while man freely confronts his own product.” 

Humans also produce beautiful things for their own sake, “according to the laws of beauty”.
Words can eat your brains
when racists are sufficiently stupid, their understanding changes to fit their prejudice
How am I
supposed to trust you when you keep running away every time I untie you?
I am faint light moving slower than 186,000 miles per second.
My mind is full of excellent images and predator thoughts.
I am so funny people often forget to laugh.
Today I yelled "COW" at a lady on a bike. She gave me the finger and then plowed her bike right into the cow.

 I tried.
you are fantastic, though you might have forgotten it
there is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot
They say when you can't sleep,
it means you're running around in someone else's dream.
BE THE REASON SHE NO LONGER NEEDS BATTERIES.
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say, "I know it's hard.  You're going to be ok.  Here is chocolate and 6 million dollars".
Semper ubi sub ubi
the coward books a profit, but don't ask its name
money is power.


what, you think i should share my power with you?
"it is what it is"
iiwii

pronounced
"Eewee"





When you are away on your vacation but it's just a new Costco membership - and 
you are just cruising along
aisle by aisle ~

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.