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In the end it is all about the beginning



Text me a dirty picture of your intelligence.
mind in a funk no can punk.
Unk.

I'm too rebellious to use a "p".
Na
ma
stay 
in bed.
Before you forgive them

Remember . . . . 

They tried to get away with it

A LiST OF REASONS WHY I LiKE YOU: 

1. you are you
Picking yourself up after going through some shit has to be one of your biggest accomplishments because I know it feels like it’s impossible.


Good Girl With A Bit Of Gangster
Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are married or own a house as if life was some kind 
of grocery list.
But no one ever asks 
if you are happy.
My new years resolution 
is to try to actually 
finish someth
 O o O o O 
O o O O o o 
o O O O o O
O o O O o o
 o O O o O o
You don't need religion to have morals. 
If you can't determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.

Whenever you hear or read something of spiritual nature that moves you or touches your soul you're not learning something you're remembering what you have always known it's a gentle awakening
Writes one bold statement on social media, and get a flood of text messages from friends asking
me if I'm alright. 

- Write it on bold, and gets likes and reposts.








Love makes the wildest spirit tame, and the tamest spirit wild!
I may look strong and self-confident but deep inside I'm just a little girl who needs to be loved




                     offline hearts in 
an online world





A PEOPLE FREE TO CHOOSE WILL ALWAYS CHOOSE PEACE.



the real fun is offline.
I'm writing my book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out with: 
“I heard from this guy 
who told somebody ... ”






                      ~  Demetri Martin
i don't know how to explain to my dog that i can't make the outside less cold. i can't change the fact that it's winter. he keeps asking to go outside and play catch, but the moment i open the door, he changes his mind and gives me a look that says "no, not that door, i mean the door that opens to summertime and fun. try again human, i've seen you open it before."
the infinite pain
of losing
dreams keeps
me imprisoned













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Truly evil people 
don't just hurt others.
They take pride in
the pain they cause
and then try to blame
their victims.
it would be fucked up if our teeth were always flacid but got hard when we ate.


ANYWHERE BUT     HERE
Tell where you are hiding my voodoo doll 'cause I can't control myself.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa...
You don't need religion to have morals. 
If you can't determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.

Eeeps! Was my mind speakin' out loud again?
Bigfoot saw me but nobody believes him



Q: 
WHAT COLOR IS A FART?

A: IT'S BLEW' FROM 
         THE ASS !





It takes a strong man to mend a broken woman.

   Blue

Colours

 Purple
Feeling ?
as much as I detest the outcome of the last U.S. elections, 




I still would not have wanted H to win

DU KANNST NiCHT GEWiNNEN WENN DU 
NiCHT TEiLNiMMST
Belgian?
Without words,







Boldomatic 
         would be pointless.
idiocy is multiplicative. 

two half-wits do not equal a full-witted person; they equal a quarter-witted person. 

ergo, big meetings and large committees typically make poor decisions.
me: 100% battery charge and i'm ready to go.

friend: where you going?

me: duh, the living room.
Karma's just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says  she'll be with you shortly.







             SCHöNHEiT iST    
       MANiFESTiERTER 
                                   GEiST
The New York City Department of Education says that only 26 percent of the city's students in grades three through eight passed the English portion on a recent standardized test. But on the bright side, they're too bad at math to realize how bad that is.”

                             ~ Jimmy Fallon
When you can't look on the bright side i will sit with you on the dark side!
I'm so cool, sheep count me to fall asleep.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.