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IRONY (n)

drawing trees on paper


The lunatics Are Running
The Asylum
Pretty girls can be found everywhere, but a woman, who always has your back, and stands unconditionally at your side, is very rare.
if He were one of us, He would be driving the short bus




Love all, trust a few,
do wrong to to none
Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs.

It's because they are Inca hoots.



when the soul outgrows the body and needs a vastness, maybe, life needs to take on the different dimension we call death



The oligarchs economic 
plan;

They steal your money
and then pretend to help
you find it




Its not the enemy that you need to worry about, its the people you thought you could trust...



Porsche- Fast
Ferrari-Faster
Tesla-Fascist



If you want a friend
get a dog, they are
trustworthy
Taking the stairs is a healthy reminder of just how out of shape you really are.
Your time on earth is limited.  Don't try to 'Age with Grace';  age with mischief, audacity, and a good story to tell.
My hobbies include:

Have to always be right. 

Telling people to fuck off.

Procrastinating.

and

Petting strangers dogs.



I wake up every morning wanting to help save the world. 
Then I look at social media and wonder if it's worth it.




early morning sun
frosty snowbanks melt away
old friends smile again





We are living in a
pressure cooker

Someone took the
lid off
Lotteries are clever traps
created to catch
time travellers.

Prove me wrong.
I MISS MY CATS!!          ( f'kin hate sleeping alone)
If I go to jail, my wife will get me out.


She never lets me finish a sentence!
The roof is back on, electric and heat are restored, and the yard is mostly fallen tree free. Still lots of old lumber, tin, and trash but it looks totally different than it did a week ago.



Uneasy lies the head
that wears a crown
People who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can't even finish the joke because they're laughing so hard are my kind of people.
All this Meditation has got me Thinking


Love
Understanding
Compassion
Kindness
Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs.

It's because they are Inca hoots.

Make 

America

Go

Away






Heart medication,
Can cause body parts to swell,
But not the penis.
if you let everyone say everything, 
at some point you won't be allowed to say anything yourself.
MOISTURIZE!





nothing like sipping on your ibriki brew while listening to your stupid neighbor swearing at his smart Coffee Maker to turn on but Alexa is turned off and on the outs again



Haiku stems from the
Experience of nature,
Frozen into words.
is a religion different from your religion a friend or an enemy of your religion?
no enemy ever let you down.


Haters are what is destroying America.  

Haters will hate.
Many people are Anti-Solidarity.


Social Media has so much hatred or I shall say paid hatred that, it's makin themselves be the laughing stock of it all.

Thank you Elon Musk and Donald Trump for bringing our astronauts home!
O
  /|\.       O
  / \       /\
  ===  /  \
  FRI  ENEMY



STOP THE HATE!

Why hate on something that is good and love on something that is bad?


Nonsensical is the adjective most people of hate possess.
People make mistakes.  Why hurt them when they are down? Why not stand proud with them and help them instead of beating them down more when you yourself can't even fathom of doing anything near what has been done?
Why is it called 'After Dark', when it really is, 'After Light'?

The Bilderberg Control


Of Governments and Economy


No more a conspiracy


Go learn who they are
you cannot explain away a wantonly immoral act because you think it is connected to some higher purpose.
If you teabag somebody with nut allergies, that's attempted murder.
My overall point, I suppose, is not that you necessarily have to be into sports -- music, theater, reading, etc. work too.

For me, however, a newfound goal is to have a lot of other things to talk about all the time -- especially with people I know I'd disagree with vehemently if the topic turned to ...

Well, you know.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.