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I wish our leaders were just as upset at the destruction of the earth and extinction of so many species as they are of man made buildings on fire.
You're on a ball of rock falling around a nuclear explosion. Its okay to feel overwhelmed sometimes.




You cannot explore the universe if you think that you are the center of it.
You can't live a positive life










      with a negative mind.
DON'T RESCUE YOUR CHILD FROM A CHALLENGE...
TEACH THEM HOW TO FACE IT.







To Anyone Who Ever Told You You're No Good, They Aren't  Any Better
Happy Blessed Easter To All



What happens in space, stays in space.
Keep showing up until you do belong.






let's 
be in 
awe of 
each 
other





perhaps the universe has a slightly twisted sense of humor too.
Ah kindness! 
     What a simple Way to tell                           another         struggling Soul that there is Love to be found in this Cosmos!


Dream Without Fear, Love Without Limits
thank you universe for all the good things in my life that i don't know yet .
I'm here for you

but not the turning my life upside down
kind of here
for you
if i have to explain my priorities to you, you're not one of them



All we are is dust 
in the wind
The German opposite of “umfahren“ (running something over) is “umfahren“ (drive around something).

Good luck mastering this language.
The devil whispered to me,

" I'm coming for you "



I whispered back,

" Bring Pizza"





imagine


traverse the cosmos because you can




healing requires a different energy
FOLLOW THE BUNNY
HE HAS THE CHOCOLATE

The sky's the limit
My first date was in the planetarium. 


Just to kiss under the stars.
Happy Blessed Easter To All


Happy Easter to those who believe in Jesus or candy.
You know what flat-earthers? Fine, you can say whatever the f**k you want but from here on out, my belly is flat too
Keep showing up until you do belong.
I hate when someone asks me to watch their stuff. What if someone tries to take It? Do I have to fight them? I'm not ready.
Notre Dame soll in 5 Jahren wieder hergestellt sein. Vielleicht sollten wir den BER auch anzünden.

Happy Easter
Remember, some bunny 
loves you
Waiting for a creepy bunny to lay eggs in my yard tonight...
Everybody is ugly to someone... some think I'm hideous, while some want to eat popcorn off my ass with a napkin tucked into their shirt. 

Just saying...
Imagine Hillary had done everything this man has done. 

Imagine the hysterics of the Republican Party. 

Imagine Fox News. 

The Democrats, I fear, are too docile.
Nervous about saying something innapropriate to a woman? Just don't say anything you wouldn't want a man to say to you in prison.
Remember this: Every single person who died trying to climb Mt. Everest was  highly motivated. Stay lazy, my friends.
It is never to late to watch a good Video
My eyes are sad 
My heart is blind 
The world judges so fast 
And I cant help but cry 
People talk people stare and my soul fills with so much fear 
Angels go devils come no one can save me now run away far away dont come back  disappear hide away from the light
i can hear clearly now the unicorns speak
Sarah Sanders, Kellyanne Conway, and so many others have their jobs at White House not despite their lies, but they have those jobs because of their lies.  If they started telling the truth, they would no longer serve a purpose for this President.
Self driving vehicles? Great, how long before there's a country song about the guy's truck leaving him too?
oh great, it’s intimate committed relationship sex
I don’t know what it’s going to be about yet but I bet my book “It’s Called Leave Me Alone, You Oblivious Fuck” will be a big hit at airports
The German opposite of “umfahren“ (running something over) is “umfahren“ (drive around something).

Good luck mastering this language.
sometimes it is helpful to remember that the night is darkest before sunrise
Want my advice?








Make your own decisions.
Don't take advice 
                             from anyone!
Its a trap, all of it. They teach you what to love what to hate what to fear and where to find happiness. Its one big lie. Youll be knocked to your knees by a fear you never imagined and find joy in a place you cant believe. Carve your own path, be your own masterpiece...




  I won't waste another day



wishing this would go away.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.