Boldomatic - Express Yourself with Words

I didn't realize I was addicted to the thunder until
it was quiet.

I know you need me. But I need me more.

Dear Santa,
I've been good all year.
Most of the time.
Once in a while.
Never mind,
I'll buy my own stuff.

What's all about people's obsession with "winning"?

Is it not enough to simply be happy with what you have or can do?

Failure isn't the opposite of success -- it's part of it.

Only three weeks now,
'Til the darkness starts to fade,
And the light returns.

Its always either
below the surface or
above the clouds

A recent study found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

I can't remember the last time I ate
a monkey

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

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Body wants sex... Heart
wants love... Soul NEEDS
peace.

Be the same person privately, publicly,
and personally.

Time flies when the world is falling apart

You never know how it feels until you start

Don't start something that will finish you

As climate change
continues,

snowboarders will soon have to switch
to skateboards.

early in the morning i feel like i could move mountains.
towards lunch i usually decide to let them stand.

The people who have stayed inside, worn masks in public, and socially distanced during this entire pandemic are the same people who are used to doing the whole group project by themselves.

Sometimes you do things for the right reasons and sometimes for the wrong ones and sometimes it's impossible to tell the difference.

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It's a singing power ballads into your hairbrush kinda day

Snow is an atmospheric phenomenon that divides people into drivers and people with driving licenses

There's always something easier to do or something more likely to please others.

rain; the cleansing tears of rebirth.

snow; the muffling flakes of oblivion.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty

and I could not have described it any better

10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.