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i would like to change the world too ; but there's not a diaper big enough to do the job .

Your future self is  watching you through memories.
"Told you so"

Sincerely,
your intuition
Wherever I go, my heart is with you.

A condom
would have prevented this post.

The best feeling is when someone appreciates everything about you that someone else took for granted
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We don't  
have to get 
along. But, 
we don't have 
to hurt each 
other, either. 





When your "mom voice" is so loud that even your neighbors brush their teeth and get dressed
despite the cost of living, it's still popular.
I'm friendly, but it isn't easy to be my friend
Not every entry is a way in.




If the earth was flat, the cats would have pushed everything off it by now.
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i think, therefore...

i could be horribly wrong.
i miss you all the time
because i wanna feel 
the warmth of
your physical
body that i feel
in my heart
Febreze saved my relationship once.




                I like my legs
                wrapped 
                around
                yours


Old ways don't open new doors!
Drink like no one's dancing
Keep bikers safe

••• Don't  show them your boobs until they have come to a complete stop !
Life is like a box of wine, you never know how much you have left....
WE HAVE NO RIGHT TO ASK WHEN SORROW COMES, WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

UNLESS WE ASK THE SAME QUESTION FOR EVERY MOMENT OF HAPPINESS THAT COMES OUR WAY.
Some of these things hurt me to write, but they crush me if I keep them in....

Your future self is  watching you through memories.

When your "mom voice" is so loud that even your neighbors brush their teeth and get dressed




I apologize for undressing your Bolds with my teeth.

i think, therefore...

i could be horribly wrong.



when love finds you, let it go, give it to others who seem poor in spirit, give it to the world around you in any way you can •••
I didn't choose.

It just happened.
When everyone else is talking about going to heaven but you're focused on getting your soul right for the 5th dimension.
I think Hell is something you carry around with you. . .

Not somewhere you go.
Most
people 
are 
OK 
when 
they're 
OK.


Whoever snuck the 's' into 'fast food' was a clever bastard.




   We go together like     
   pineapple and rum


It's a fact, if they find the truth. If they dont, 



           Just saying.
When you've hit rock bottom and survived, there are few things in life that can scare you.
there's a world outside your window
No man knows how bad he really is until he's tried very hard to be good.
Der Grund meiner schlaflosen Nächte manifestiert sich äußerst positiv, denn das bist du
'ICH KENNE SIE ALLE OHNE BH.'

RAINER, 36, DHL BOTE.
IT COULD BE WORSE
Online dating.
"It turns out, women really care about men's height. Im 59”, if I wanted to be as attractive as somebody whos 510”, right, another inch? I would have to make about $35-40,000 more a year."
Justsaying


Is there a difference between 
creative expression and showing off?
          Eine wilde Welle wogte eine Weile
      mit dem Winde auf dem weiten Meer,
        wiegte wütend sich mit jeder Woge
       einer winzig kleinen Welle hinterher.
        Denn die wilde Welle wollte wohl so
        gerne ohne diese kleine Welle  sein,
          ohne Wind&all die and'ren Wellen,
           in der Wasserwüste - ganz allein.
         Warum woll'n wir nicht gemeinsam
        wogen? wand die kleine Welle leise
       weinend ein. Schau der Wind&all die
              weißen Wolken wandern auch
              gemeinsam in die Welt hinein.
           Wäre es nicht eine Wohltat,wenn
      wir wüssten, wir sind nicht allein?!?
    Wohl wahr! erwiederte die wilde Welle
  &schlug wütend auf die kleine Welle ein!

   fidget benefits
Suck it like your ex is watching.

  fringe spinner

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.