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You never realize how fucked up someone treated you until you explain it to someone else. . .
I sat with my anger long enough, until she told me her real name was grief...
The only way problems can bite you in the ass, anatomically speaking, is when you're not facing them.
Things that 
tell the truth:

Small children
Drunk people
Angry people
Yoga pants


angry goodbyes...



                      they're the worst
I'm so poor, i rub perfume from magazines on my shirt.

When people say, 
' Oh you smell good, what is that ? '

I say, ' page 14 '

The worst distance 
between two people
is misunderstanding
Don't become the monsters that you fight
Sometimes I wish I had


the wisdom
                   of a 90 year old,

the body
         of a 20 year old, and

the energy
                       of a 3 year old.
WALMART THINKS I WAN'T TO PUT UP MY CHRISTMAS TREE & EAT TURKEY WHILE I'M WEARING MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME??
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Look up towards the sky

See our Creator's beauty
                                                      
It shines believers *
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Never make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep,






they will sense
         your excitement
                  and abort mission.
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Yes, at times you get taken advantage of! Yes, people think you're an idiot... But the benefits of being nice will outlast your own lifetime.
Parents are afraid of their toddlers finding out:

• Public parks don't 
                          randomly close
• TVs don't 
                  run out of batteries
• There is no real "Fastest 
   putting away toys" record
• Chicken the animal and 
   chicken the food
                              are the same
There is a difference between 'being honest' and tearing apart years of trust and friendship with a few violent words...
You choose me or you don't.




It's that simple.
Nothing always stays the same


an grrrrr y
Not everyone is meant to be in your life. Wish them well, but let them
go.





Poems without words,
Oil paintings without pigment,
Statues without form.
If we had another chance, we would still fuck it up

Don't do something
permanently stupid
just because you're
temporarily upset





When will this end? 
Asking for a Prime Minister.
Man hat schon viel erfunden:
Bier ohne Alkohol, Kaffee ohne Coffein, selbständig fahrende Autos. 

Nun fehlt uns noch eine Regierung, die die tatsächlich lebenswerten Bedürfnisse des eigenen Volkes umsetzen kann.

I'm gonna be nice and not slap the living crap out of your dumb ass.
 Naughty or nice?



        How about 


naughty and nice?

Wenn eine Sache umsonst ist, bist du das Produkt.
Nicetasticalfullness.
Dish out a splice of nice and don't think twice.
We've got tonight.
es muss sich im Inneren gut anfühlen <3

Survival of the richest. 
The future of our planet.









die besten menschen so wie du,
verstecken sich hinter zweifeln an ihrem echten ich.
das zu ändern braucht mut,
aber ohne dich ändert sich nichts
.
thank you mr trump.
we just do not already have enough assholes in power, fucking up this world
.


  Nice Ass
hhhmmm?
I drove into the wrong end 
of the Car Wash

The lady driving out would
not stop screaming
Sometimes I wish I had


the wisdom
                   of a 90 year old,

the body
         of a 20 year old, and

the energy
                       of a 3 year old.




sing "soft kitty, warm kitty," nicely to have one "happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr"- (ing) for you ~
If you know exactly what you are going to say in a poem that poem will be a failure. 
Besides there is no interest or fun, in saying what you already know.

Living my vida loca.
wer "affe" als schimpfwort benutzt..
..kann nur ein mensch sein
.


When you are ready, you heal.

Fuck you very much.
        It would be nice








  if everyone was nice.


Nice in white satin
If you can't say anything 
              nice about someone,








I want to hear
              all the sordid details!
even the devil was an angel once ~

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.