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We said nicer things about the future in the past.
Most people write 'congrats' because they don't know the spelling of 'congrajoolashions'.
Stress is caused by giving a Fuck
   PAPERCUT:



A TREE'S FINAL MOMENT OF REVENGE.

My body
My rights

LIFE HAS IT'S
UP'S AND DOWNS, 
WE CALL THEM SQUATS!
I'm your masseuse for a tragic ending.
It's difficult being a realistic hopeless romantic...
Cloudy or not you made it to another day.
"Verstehst Du mich akustisch nicht oder intellektuell?"


das leben ist 
zu kurz 
für 
später

I finished three books today. . . 


And believe it or not. . .

  
That's a lot of coloring
You could at least hold my hand while you fuck my heart.
To protect your energy; it's okay to cancel a commitment, it's okay not to answer a call. It's okay to 
change your mind. It's okay
to want to be alone. It's 
okay to do nothing. It's 
okay to speak up.

It's okay to let go.
There are two ways to be alone: in total isolation or lost in the crowd.
European measles outbreak sees record number of cases in 2018.
I'm having some people over Sunday afternoon to stare at their phones.






You're all welcome 
if you can spare the time.
Every decision you have ever made in life has led you to read this post









Eine Windmühle ist auch nur ein Luftschloss.
YOU ARE DUST, AND YOU WILL RETURN TO DUST....
THAT'S WHY I DON'T DUST,
IT COULD BE SOMEONE I KNOW !



CONFUSE YOUR DOCTOR BY PUTTING ON RUBBER GLOVES THE SAME TIME HE DOES!
i have mixed drinks about feelings . . .








It is EVERYONE'S 
responsibility to 
safeguard children. 





I was fully vaccinated along with millions of other people, and guess who is healthy.





Me, and 
millions of other people.
You could at least hold my hand while you fuck my heart.
Why trust doctors and scientists with years of
education, training and
experience when your
Facebook Mommies'
group says vaccines 
are bad?

I was vaccinated
and 66 years later,
I'm still here
I love you like the idiot you are.




Love 
doesn't 
believe 
in me.
A vaccine for vaccine phobia.


Action 


regardless of consequence yields more than idle wonder.
interview with a zombie:
'i feel alive again'
Leidenschaft und Dringlichkeit gehören bei mir einfach zusammen.








(ICH/ Ungeduld im Herzen)
Positiv denken:

Heute ist der letzte Montag für diese Woche





 radicalisation is a thing






The game gets real when you'll are only playing doctor but the shots can be felt
An idiot vaccine or a vaccine for idiots.




A memory vaccine 
for when you need 
to remember your 
good  memories ~  

                                            forever.
my personal hell is most things
Und dann wir man erwachsen um festzustellen, dass Gerechtigkeit genau so real ist wie:

Einhörner, Feen und Zwerge...
"Es tut mir leid: Was ich sage, ist nur gültig, wenn ich es gerade sage.“ 

 Karl Lagerfeld
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that
I never get lazy about;





fetching wine bottles from the fridge.
My favourite part of talking to people is when I put on my sunglasses and walk away.
i want that new HighBrush thing
Wenn man sich selbst dabei erwischt, wie man allein zuhause das Kuscheltier fragt, ob es ihm schon besser geht, weil die Tochter morgens erzählt hat, dass Hase Hoppel krank ist ...






    Mode ist die Nachahmung derer,
      die sich unterscheiden wollen,
 von denen, die sich unterscheiden.
 Der emanzipierten Frau
         ins Stammbuch:






  Wer Ellenbogen zeigt,
 kann auch Knie zeigen.
   ^----^
  (0  .  0)
  == ^ ==
    \        /
    /        \      purr

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.