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I am not a normal broke. 

I am a high-class broke. 

I am 
broqué.
love with full volume.
once upon a time she was crying so much

that shazam recognized it as radiohead
The world is getting so sensitive. 
Soon I won't be able to make fun of myself without offending someone.

You fell in love with my flowers and not my roots 

So when Autumn came you didn't know what to do
There are too many people counting calories and not enough people counting chemicals.
Interviewer: "So tell me about yourself."


Me:  "I'd rather not, i kinda want this job."


Let  go of the illusion that it could have been any  different.




Half
Of A Person's Beauty Comes From Their Tongue


Beauty appears when you switch on that light in your heart.



My shadow is lonely.

I HAVE AN APPETITE FOR AWESOME AND I SCRAPE THE PLATE !

Let it be
but keep an eye on them




 Do not fuck this up. 



More often than not, preconceptions hinder us from seeing the truth.





Listen between lines, read between hearts, feel between souls.
Don't forget to share your secrets on the internet.

Today I'm going to climb Mount Laundry



I love how older people say "millenials can't even write in cursive" when they can't even turn their laptop on without wiring half their retirement money to a nigerian prince.
Math. . . 

The only place where people buy 60 watermelons and  no one wonders why.
can you hear the silence?
MY GOAL IN 2018 IS TO ACCOMPLISH THE GOALS I SET IN 2017 WHICH I SHOULD HAVE DONE IN 2016 BECAUSE I MADE A PROMISE IN 2015 WHICH I PLANNED IN 2012 !
Sometimes I need a reality check. 
It's reassuring to know that I can trust my intuition.






She says I keep pushing her buttons. 
Not true. 
If so, I would have found the mute button by now!
can you hear the silence?
Some people have to take a picture of something before they can see it.
Time is fiction
Sperm doesn't die after 8 seconds. That's a lie. I know this because I have one that's 3 years old and it talks!!!

                                         
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Thinking my Love oOut Loud






Your thoughts creat your reality.... Make sure they re fabulous...





Don't mind me...
Im just thinking out loud...







There should be a limit on the number of frogs you have to kiss before you find your prince. Too many frogs are having fun.....
I don't need a whole lot, just be there and we'll figure the rest out together.
Not to big up myself but when I was married I would only jerk off to photos of my wife. Is that rare?


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Did You Hear That ?
IMPRESS PEOPLE WITH YOUR SOUL.
NOT THE THINGS YOU HAVE.
Can you handle me?
Faul im Sarg liegen kann jeder, drum turne bis zur Urne.
DON'T GO BACON MY HEART,
I COULDN'T IF I FRIED,
HONEY IF I GET BREAKFAST,
DO I GET EXTRA FRIES :-))
You can be much better as you think, perhaps you will be try.



I ONCE SATISIFIED
A MAN WITH 
MY MOUTH...
I SHUT IT.
Between sunrise and sunset there is day, and between sunset and sunrise there is night.
So you would think that day and night meet at both sunrise and sunset.
But dawn squeezes in around the time the sun rises, and dusk around the time the sun sets.
I have
a lot
 on my mind,
but nothing
you need
 to hear.


NO SCARS TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL,
WE'RE STAR'S AND WE'RE BEAUTIFUL *******
Geht so manches in die Binsen,
EINFACH FREUNDLICH GRINSEN.

Und mit Lächeln dann und wann, kommst du gleich viel besser an.
Was ohne Worte nicht verstanden wird, wird auch nicht mit Worten verständlich gemacht.


Das einzig Berechenbare an Trump ist seine Unberechenbarkeit.


My posts aren't showin up in the mission???

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.