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what a great day to go outside and look at your phone
manche diems kann man nicht carpen.
if you have 
to make 
a choice 
and you don't, 
it's also 
a choice.

No Mission, no worry, bold on;



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lets us monkey's, be monkey's
How to be MISERABLE: 

Always COMPARE yourself to others.

JUDGE others all the time and always ASSUME the worst in everyone.

Never take any RISKS.

Don't ever BELIEVE in yourself.

COMPLAIN more than you WORK

Don't EXERCISE at all. 

Spend more time on SOCIAL MEDIA; engage with everyone you don't agree with on the comments section.
never apologize for being nerdy, because unnerdy people never apologise for being assholes.
Be careful what you hear about somebody, you might be hearing it from the problem.
Good people get tired of being good to ungrateful people.
Kids putting their teeth under their pillows has to be the most occultic thing I have ever heard. Yes child,  put the discarded bone under your pillow and if you're lucky the tiny demon will come and make her purchase. Sell your bones for riches, my child, your youth will be spent soon.
A man who appropriates femininity is a modern hero. A white man who appropriates reggae music and dreadlocks is a racist. The word you are looking for is double standard. 
Remember: Everyone can be a woman but not everyone can be Bob Marley...


I don't need purpose 
to enjoy My Life, 
or ambition 
to be successful 
and all this
 "Life is a Journey stuff" can fuck itself too.
Whatever you hear about me please believe it. I no longer care to explain myself and if you can also add some if you want.
it is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

if we are corrupted by words, I guess we couldn't have had much moral fiber to begin with
my mind is like my internet browser. 
69 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen, and i have no idea where the music is coming from...
IN THE NEXT LIFE I WILL DO SOMETHING WITHOUT IDIOTS...
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HUNGRY AND BEING HORNY?

WHERE YOU PUT THE CUCUMBER!!
the lessons one learns at school are not always the ones the school thinks it's teaching.

Naps. 

Because you can't be giving everything 100% all of the time.
it's just a matter of time until the word "syndrome" will be added to my name.
Having 2 incomes is better than 1, when buying a house.  
So make sure your partner is working two jobs.

Follow me for more real estate advice.
Beware of a new Amazon scam.  My husband ordered me some expensive jewelry, but motorcycle parts came instead.

Thankfully they fit his bike...
nothing can fill you up. 

if you've got a hole, you gotta learn yourself how to fill it.

Matt
Damon
If only I would remember what I wanted to post so you could read it, laugh at it, roll your eyes on it, or just scroll over it. 

But it's gone.

if we are corrupted by words, I guess we couldn't have had much moral fiber to begin with
The ocean is near
Life is actually really simple, but we insist on making it complicated


Im Meer der Illusionen gehen meine Träume baden.
I'll be back in 2 weeks

Maybe...

Ich liebe mein Land.

Die Regierung ist es, die mir Sorgen macht.
the lessons one learns at school are not always the ones the school thinks it's teaching.
to ride a horse, or to not ride a horse...
that is equestrian


nur Verletzte verletzen
It finally happened, happened 
It finally happened, oh yes 
It finally happened, I'm slightly mad, 
just very slightly mad 



And there you have it!








 
 When I said we 
 could be great friends,
 he didn't acknowledge it.
bag my groceries in the order i intentionally placed them on the belt, you coward.

"fuck" has so many non-sexual meanings, that the once awesome power of this word continues to decline


On hot days, squirrels keep cool by splooting (stretching out) on cool surfaces to reduce body heat. 

It is sometimes referred to as heat dumping.

Maybe we should all taking skating or skiing lessons, be really bad at it and sploot on a slab of ice? 
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i think what this country needs right now, more than ever, is a new album from nickelback.
How do smart people start believing in crazy things?
a wise man once said "fuck this shit" and lived happily ever after.
         R. I. P. 




  Therapy cat

a tough lesson to learn in life is that not all parents wish you well
So hard to have a relationship with people who are pretending everything is great all the time










...and then came Friday!
Here's a Crazy Idea:






Maybe Donald Trump isn't fit to run 
              for Re-Election.
"Travelling is a brutality. 
It forces you to trust strangers and to lose sight of all that familiar comfort of home and friends. You are completely off balance" 

Cesare Pavese
Political views 
are, fundamentally, Opinions

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.