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Never,
Ever, 
Apologize 
For Being Honest!
If 
They 
cannot handle 
The Truth, 
then 
They 
are the ones 
with the problem! 
Not You!
Ofrkjr

Work like you don't need the money. 
Or like you've already spent it. Whatever.
When you are willingly walking into an emotional hurricane, be sure to equip yourself appropriately lest you get blown around with the rest of the fodder.
Remember:  When something goes wrong in the circus, they send in the clowns to distract the audience.

Well, something has gone VERY wrong with THIS circus, and the clowns are EVERYwhere...
begin...


...and end each day with a grateful heart

Don't let the past fuck your future.


IT'S OK - 
I DON'T KNOW 
WTF I'M 
DOING 
EITHER :)




Reality is overwhelming and too beautiful and complex and tragic. 

Fantasy is simpler.
It's funny when you tell someone you don't like people.

They always think you mean other people.
I can't talk with you today.

I talked with two people yesterday.
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into 4 or 8 slices, I said 4 because I think I can't eat 8

reality no longer rules, ideology dominates every-thing




   You can't take anyone else's pain away, you can 
    just hold it with them.

Mentally fit is the new sexy.
opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.


I deserve sex today but whatever
i think the golden rule for men should be: 
if you're a man, don't say anything to a woman on the street that you wouldn't want a man saying to you in prison.
if everyone on earth died simultaneously, the internet would be comprised entirely of bots posting, liking, and upvoting each other.
In China sind die Demonstranten gegen die Corona-Maßnahmen Helden.







Bei uns nannte sie der Mainstream Covidioten.
he attempted a coup and they are letting him run for president again. 
there are stricter rules at planet fitness.

seasonal  
   affective 
      disorder

“Exercise makes you look better naked. So does Tequila. Your choice.”



Charles Bukowski
Accept your relatives the way they are and explore new strategies to cope with personalities or characteristics 
that conflict with your own.

REMEMBRANCE 



I write 
your 
name.

as an 
annotation.


- lonelyscribe
Being raised right doesn't mean you don't drink, party or smoke.

Being raised right is how you treat people, your manners and respect.


What do you call 150 Lawyers at the bottom of the sea?





A good start
Much of the stress that people feel doesn't come from having too much to do.




It comes from not finishing what they've

Quotenoma
nothing brings a group of assholes together faster than something that is none of their fucking business.
I finally quit drinking for good.

Now I drink for evil.
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into 4 or 8 slices, I said 4 because I think I can't eat 8

“Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless, like water. Be water, my friend.”



 Bruce Lee


Meditation is massage for the mind.

FORGIVENESS
DOES NOT REQUIRE
RECONNECTION
Hang out with people who fit your future not your past



I won't consider getting horizontal with someone I can barely tolerate when we're vertical.
women are called the better half, because they get the better half of everything you own if you ever divorce them.
DO
EPIC
SHIT

Work like you don't need the money. 
Or like you've already spent it. Whatever.

Azubi-Ministerin



 Herrengedeck
right thoughts come only when emotions end.




It's time to start being loyal to my own peace of mind.
Johnny
Winters
Blue Balls
- LOVE 
is the secret password 
to every SOUL


 Arschleder
the times are funny, talks are empty,
we can't make ends meet anymore,
we're told by thieves to live an honest life,
and by the rogues to be an honourable bore.
be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help, 
and brave enough to ask for it

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.