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Somewhere someone out there is thinking about you and smiling.
It's always people with no magic trying to tell you what to do with yours.



May the bridges I burn light the way.
I hope you can feel me wishing you would come back
         He who laughs last









probably didn't 
             understand the joke.



the truth is often brutal enough. say it kindly...


My Protons are positively sure that my Neutrons are just lazy and my Electrons are being so negative about it.


Think I just need Sex to stop the arguments.




Sleep is the bodys best safety mechanism. It keeps you from screwing things up for 8 hours...
A yellow traffic light means "go faster" to some people.
Ever been to a place so beautiful that your phone battery instantly died?
Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke.



She was here only for a brief time. She was a mom to many orphaned kittens and loved and took care of so many. She was my dog. She will be missed.
Dear God ~I don't want to 'handle' any more. Whether or not I can is not up for discussion. 
Thank you.
Me




I live between two worlds. And then there's you.



EVERY MACHINE IS A SMOKIN MACHINE... 
IF YOU OPERATE IT WRONG ENOUGH!
Da ist mir doch glatt der Diätplan in die heisse Fritteuse gefallen.
Can't look for my glasses

until I find my glasses.
Some people won't admit their faults. . .


I would 
if i had any. . .
The taller the horse,







 the better the view.


Ran out of coffee this morning, whisky seemed like a good replacement. 

Everyone is so pretty today, and honest!



When you burn the bridge between us,
I hope you choke 
from the smoke.
I know you have a fire
in your belly, I can see
the smoke coming out
of your ass!

We all do things
we said we would 
never do
the test of life is to endure

Who started this?

               - God
Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke.
My lungs are 85% hairspray and nicotine.
I need a book to take me far, far away from here.
I had a super busy day converting oxygene into carbon dioxid.
*hires a marching band for her come back






It's only when you physically try to escape do you feel the noose around your neck




Bedtime seems a want more and more these days.



I knew I loved you before I met you. I think I dreamed you into my life...




1 am and I am cravin' Steak.

They were wonderful 
people, 
they just failed to recognize that 
in the face of my transgressions.


When life gets a little hectic, it's only natural that you get a lil hectic with it.


dieser tag
ein leben
The Wright brothers flew right through the smoke screen of impossibility




  ~ Charles Kettering



EVERY MACHINE IS A SMOKIN MACHINE... 
IF YOU OPERATE IT WRONG ENOUGH!
I'm that special kind of anti-social who randomly turns up to stuff
Es ruckelt immer ein bisschen, wenn das Leben in den nächsten Gang schaltet.
Smile often dance a lot sing a lot be happy
Wieviel Kaffeesorten gibts?

Ich könnt heut alle ausprobieren.
The Marlboro man just showed up and threw
my pack of Camels away
Did a cartwheel the other day thinking it is like riding a bike...it's not!
I know you have a fire
in your belly, I can see
the smoke coming out
of your ass!

If I had a dollar for every time I needed I dollar, I wouldn't need a dollar.

The average human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton. . .

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.