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. . . ? Never, Ever, Apologize For Being Honest! If They cannot handle The Truth, then They are the ones with the problem! Not You! Ofrkjr
Work like you don't need the money. Or like you've already spent it. Whatever.
When you are willingly walking into an emotional hurricane, be sure to equip yourself appropriately lest you get blown around with the rest of the fodder.
Remember: When something goes wrong in the circus, they send in the clowns to distract the audience. Well, something has gone VERY wrong with THIS circus, and the clowns are EVERYwhere...
begin... ...and end each day with a grateful heart
Don't let the past fuck your future.
IT'S OK - I DON'T KNOW WTF I'M DOING EITHER :)
Reality is overwhelming and too beautiful and complex and tragic. Fantasy is simpler.
It's funny when you tell someone you don't like people. They always think you mean other people.
I can't talk with you today. I talked with two people yesterday.
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into 4 or 8 slices, I said 4 because I think I can't eat 8
reality no longer rules, ideology dominates every-thing
You can't take anyone else's pain away, you can just hold it with them.
Mentally fit is the new sexy.
opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
I deserve sex today but whatever
i think the golden rule for men should be: if you're a man, don't say anything to a woman on the street that you wouldn't want a man saying to you in prison.
if everyone on earth died simultaneously, the internet would be comprised entirely of bots posting, liking, and upvoting each other.
In China sind die Demonstranten gegen die Corona-Maßnahmen Helden. Bei uns nannte sie der Mainstream Covidioten.
he attempted a coup and they are letting him run for president again. there are stricter rules at planet fitness.
seasonal affective disorder
“Exercise makes you look better naked. So does Tequila. Your choice.” Charles Bukowski
Accept your relatives the way they are and explore new strategies to cope with personalities or characteristics that conflict with your own.
REMEMBRANCE I write your name. as an annotation. - lonelyscribe
Being raised right doesn't mean you don't drink, party or smoke. Being raised right is how you treat people, your manners and respect.
What do you call 150 Lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start
Much of the stress that people feel doesn't come from having too much to do. It comes from not finishing what they've
Quotenoma
nothing brings a group of assholes together faster than something that is none of their fucking business.
I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into 4 or 8 slices, I said 4 because I think I can't eat 8
“Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless, like water. Be water, my friend.” Bruce Lee
Meditation is massage for the mind.
FORGIVENESS DOES NOT REQUIRE RECONNECTION
Hang out with people who fit your future not your past
I won't consider getting horizontal with someone I can barely tolerate when we're vertical.
women are called the better half, because they get the better half of everything you own if you ever divorce them.
DO EPIC SHIT
Work like you don't need the money. Or like you've already spent it. Whatever.
Azubi-Ministerin
Herrengedeck
right thoughts come only when emotions end.
It's time to start being loyal to my own peace of mind.
Johnny Winters Blue Balls
- LOVE is the secret password to every SOUL
Arschleder
the times are funny, talks are empty, we can't make ends meet anymore, we're told by thieves to live an honest life, and by the rogues to be an honourable bore.
be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help, and brave enough to ask for it
It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today or naked tomorrow
You look like something I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal Listening to them - common Arguing with them - acceptable Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food they say the ones you love hurt you the most
THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is a beautiful concept. unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. But I would rather be alone with you.
i've fallen in love with you, but you don't exist.
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