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When people greet  me with 'What do you  think ?'

I tell them "I don't, it makes my head hurt."
Happiness could be just a thought away


Sleep is the body's
best safety mechanism.
It keeps you from screwing
things up for  8 hours
You better hope that Santa doesn't see your browser history.

Sometimes you need to climb a mountain to see the sun



       ES KOMMT NiCHT  
        DARAUF AN WAS 
      UNTER DEM BAUM 
        LiEGT, SONDERN 
          WER DANEBEN 
                    STEHT.
It's a fact that a human heart beats 100,000 times in a day. 


That mean's your heart is giving your soul 100,000 kisses every 24 hours.

Life Is Not A Fairy Tale

If You Lose A Shoe At
Midnight, You're Drunk



I'm glad 
you can't hear 
the emotions 
in my texts.

We can't always choose the music
life plays for us, but we can choose
how we dance to it



Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.
Don't look back in anger

BEING UNDERSTOOD IS AN UNDERRATED PLEASURE.

IF YOU HAD ME FOR 24hrs!
WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO ME?


I used to be afraid of the dark
until I learned that I am a Light
and the Dark  is afraid of me




COFFEE IS A CUP OF HOPE IN A WORLD FULL OF CHAOS AND MONDAYS.

Here,
hold my morals...
I've got some sketchy shit to take care of.
WASSER


... macht Kartoffeln weich und Eier hart!



... EIN TEUFELSZEUG
I wish we could lose heartache like we lose our gloves.
Cell division. 


The only really productive thing that I do all day every day.

                                        Coffee
                               "                                 "
           Bathe                                                 Oreos

    "                                                                                  "

Wine                                                                         Fries
                                        {Today}

  "                                                                                        "   
                                     

        Chips                                                    Cheese
      
                            "                                          "
                                     Chocolate

                                        Fuck Off
                         "                                        "
          Nah                                                         Never

           "                                                                       "

Meh `                                                                             No
                                        {People}

           "                                                                           "


       Cannot                                                           Nope 

                     "                                               "
                                     No Can Do





Make your commitments
stronger than your moods.
Give me a reason to pull the shades down low.

                                        Coffee
                               "                                 "
           Bathe                                                 Oreos

    "                                                                                  "

Wine                                                                         Fries
                                        {Today}

  "                                                                                        "   
                                     

        Chips                                                    Cheese
      
                            "                                          "
                                     Chocolate




I wanna be sedated.

Here,
hold my morals...
I've got some sketchy shit to take care of.
I need help
There comes a time when you just get tired.
Tired of fighting. 
So you just let the depression move in.
Let it unpack & infect your thoughts, your life.

"And you just let it be there torturing you and you believe you deserve it."
The moon is bright as a bulb and riding high over the shoulders of Orion. The night air is stark and cold yet for all its clarity it plays tricks on the eyes. Nights like these are for ghosts; not just the restless dead but memories that refuse to fade...
Heart beating out of my chest. 
Physical and mental strain-pain.
Even my weighted blanket and meds are not helping me to sleep. 
I just want sleep...
You will fall in love again and it will be amazing!
Don't look back in anger
My apologies for the spam of sadness. I have to let it out somewhere amd tonight I chose here. 
Tomorrow is another day of misery. 
Knowing my luck.
Spare the "misery loves company" speeches because my brain is a living hell and tonight it is winning over my soul.
Who knew that having a contrary opinion could lead to being spat upon, kicked, pushed and assaulted?

Where did Freedom of Speech and society go wrong?


I can tell what kind of person you are by the way you insult me



-maymay mcmay

 One day
at a time.
I do things for my own amusement.
*whispers

"How bad is my garlic breath?" 

into stranger's ear
du weißt, du wirst alt, wenn du mit  naturseife und duftkerzen, statt besoffen vom weihnachtsmarkt kommst.
It is far easier to convince a follower to become a leader than it is to take a leader and convince them to become a follower!
If you want to do it, do it.





If you don't, 
then don't.
Heaven is a place on Earth with you.

Do not ever apologize
For the madness which
made you a Warrior



When my mind says, 
"I can't do this," my body says, "Don't worry, 
I've got you."

When The Debate
Is Lost, Slander
Becomes The Tool
Of The Loser


 24^365
Wer sich keine Zeit nimmt, wird sie verlieren.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.