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I didn't realize I was addicted to the thunder until 
it was quiet.
I know you need me. But I need me more.
Dear Santa,
I've been good all year.
Most of the time.
Once in a while.
Never mind,
I'll buy my own stuff.
What's all about people's obsession with "winning"?

Is it not enough to simply be happy with what you have or can do?
Failure isn't the opposite of success -- it's part of it.





Only three weeks now,
'Til the darkness starts to fade,
And the light returns.




             Its always either
        below the surface or 
            above the clouds
A recent study found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

I can't remember the last time I ate 
a monkey
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?






                             Frostbite!


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  Body wants sex... Heart 
  wants love... Soul NEEDS 
  peace.




Be the same person privately, publicly, 
and personally.
Time flies when the world is falling apart
You never know how it feels until you start
Don't start something that will finish you
As climate change 
                            continues,





snowboarders will soon have to switch
                to skateboards.
early in the morning i feel like i could move mountains. 
towards lunch i usually decide to let them stand.
The people who have stayed inside, worn masks in public, and socially distanced during this entire pandemic are the same people who are used to doing the whole group project by themselves.
Sometimes you do things for the right reasons and sometimes for the wrong ones and sometimes it's impossible to tell the difference.

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are we going to let  
COVID out do the Grinch?
It's a singing power ballads into your hairbrush kinda day
Snow is an atmospheric phenomenon that divides people into drivers and people with driving licenses

There's always something easier to do or something more likely to please others.

rain; the cleansing tears of rebirth.

snow; the muffling flakes of oblivion.





Only three weeks now,
'Til the darkness starts to fade,
And the light returns.
Awkward silences make me extremely uncomfortable so I'm going to just keep talking.
never lose
your temper
in an argument.
if you're right,
you don't need to.
if you're wrong, you can't
afford to.
It may seem everybody else is planning my life for me.

No it's my choice.
Manche Tage sind so, wie wenn man eine ranzige Nuss erwischt:

Man merkt es erst beim Kauen, es verdirbt eigentlich den Appetit, aber man hofft, dass die nächste irgendwie wieder besser ist.
unstoppable, this crazy child running off to embrace life. 
that falls, gets up, continues running with bruised knees. 
this crazy child, called hope, believes in love. 
gd bless the child within you.
note, if someone is paying you a lot of attention, they either want to screw you, or to get you to bed.
COLD AS ICE,
BUT IN THE RIGHT HAND'S 

I'LL MELT *_*
The uncertainty 
of the future shouldn't freeze us but rather free us.
IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO FIND JOY IN THE SNOW, YOU WILL HAVE LESS JOY BUT THE SAME AMOUNT OF SNOW!
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 let it wow
everyone wants to be loved,
but not everyone knows
what to do
with it
once
they've got it.





I see through your bullshit.


Merry Xmas.
please 
stop 
making plans 
with 
me
I've changed my mind since then.
no one is so busy that he does not have time to tell everyone how busy he is.
Living on the West Coast I do miss the change of seasons.

I don't miss waking up early to scrape ice off the windshield or shovel the walk.

That, I do not miss at all.


BLOCKED!
Join me in my shenanigans.

Please stop texting me.
I can physically feel myself dimming my light and growing smaller in your company and I feel awful around you. 
You are exceptionally ignorant and every conversation with you is frustrating, joyless and 
degrading to my soul.

Merry Christmas.


MIDLIFE CRISIS OR NOT, 
YOU CAN'T TRADE YOUR SLEIGH  IN FOR A HARLEY!






When life grows cold
a dog will warm your soul...










we're not who 
we used to be

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.