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i get a feeling that what i call "life" is in fact just a very long "to-do" list.
THE TRICK TO BEING SMART IS KNOWING WHEN TO PLAY DUMB!
Bold back better.

 Let us 
 be grateful 
 to people 
 who make 
 us happy, 
 they are the 
 charming 
 gardeners 
 who make 
 our souls 
 blossom.
Souls for sale. 


Prices may vary according to need.
more of the world have access to free wifi than clean drinking water.
  Can we have   
  relation but 
  not the ship 
  because 
  I prefer my 
  own boat?
Why don't the 99% of us who aren't offended by everything, quit catering to the 1% who are?...
You can't keep getting mad at people for sucking the life out of you if you keep giving them the straw.
if anyone is interested, i'll be signing books tomorrow at barnes and noble from 6 pm until i'm escorted out by security.

“Our life is frittered away by detail. Simplify, simplify.”


Henry David Thoreau
Move the Body Heal the Mind
NEED TO TELL A BELIEVABLE?
INCLUDE AN EMBARRASSMENT DETAIL, NOBODY DOUBTS A STORY THAT'S MAKES YOU LOOK DUMB.
TRUTH WALKS BARE FOOT.
LIES KEEP SWITCHING SHOES.
i cannot make you understand. 
i cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me. 
i cannot even explain it to myself.
 *not* making a decision is also a decision...just a far less effective one.
with so many things coming back in style, 
i can't wait until morals, respect and intelligence become a trend again.




You fucking peasant,
Cannot live the simple life,
You must buy iPhones.
if you see a woman crying, ask her if it's because of her haircut.
You would be wise to remember that every created masterpiece was evolved from a blank canvas and born of human imagination.
I HAVE TERRIBLE IDEAS IF YOU NEED  ANY
It's a new day, 
it's a new bold.

Why there's still all this space inside me
I don't know.
AND NOW FOR MY NEXT TRICK I WILL DAZZLE YOU WITH THE ILLUSION THAT I HAVE MY SHIT TOGETHER
DRIVERS IGNORING WINTER CONDITIONS MAY BE SUBJECT TO NATURAL SELECTION
i believe in free speech. i also believe in mute, block, and delete.

Am reichsten sind die Menschen, die auf das Meiste verzichten können.



you don't find a good wife in a bar or in a whorehouse and certainly not on a one night stand or a side fling thing



seems sleep sheep settled for keffir and Kafka tonight, let's see if they lied ~
there are two kinds of people - the kind of person who can land a smack on your ass and make you growl in a good way and the other kind who won't be grinning if they so much as breathe on your ass - that



I would be a terrible 
hostage negotiator
when i was growing up they had an actual commercial on tv that said, "it's  10 o'clock, do you know where your kids are?" because our parents often forgot we existed.
Where is the Gin or Gun



A lie, is not a side to a story - it's just a lie

Because of a hacker attack, I consciously take a social media break. Except for my boldomatic friends.
i prefer modernity over romanticism, enlightenment and reconnaissance over middle ages, propaganda and advertisement, education and literacy over lack of knowledge, ignorance, ignorantism, illiteracy and illiterateness. 
 
but that's probably just me.
Grünkohl, Substantiv

dem Zeitgeist entsprechend, Auspuff-Gewitter produzierend


The vast majority of people cannot possess something they value without being possessed by it.
Some say all men should be able to change a flat tire. 
I say all men should have a backbone.
before you argue with someone ask yourself, is this person even mentally mature enough to grasp the concept of a different perspective? 
because if not, just save your energy.
DIE WAFFEN LIEFERN DIE REICHEN 
DIE ARMEN LIEFERN DIE LEICHEN




“MMM! That smells GOOD


(walking into the office break room)
I don't need a bag.



No strings attached 
          
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Friends are like balloons. Once you let them go, you can't get them back. So I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I'll never lose you. Happy Friendship Day!
IF YOU HEAR ME TELLING THE SAME STORY TWICE JUST LET IT GO, I ONLY GOT LIKE SIX MEMORIES AND THEY ALL TAKE TURNS!

Simplifying your life is about simplifying yourself.
Reposting #bold #gold

is good
for our environment.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.