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sometimes we grow from the roots
sometimes we grow from the heart

Shout out to all my fellow procrastinators who are scrolling through social media right now instead of doing whatever productive thing you should be doing.

We should start a club
( but not now, maybe later )
YESTERDAY I BOUGHT AN UMBRELLA 
TODAY IT RAINED THE WHOLE DAY 
TOMORROW I WILL BUY CONDOMS
FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE SCREWING FOR VIRGINITY.
We're all here 
because we're not all there...
I hope your day has the excitement level of a six year old getting a plastic ring out of a bubble gum machine.
Forever that person that gets excited when the sky has pretty colors or has lots of astronomical bodies
Opening the microwave one second early because you don't need all that noise malarkey is self-care




What did I tell you about October?!
MILD 
and
WILD.


I am just the same...

- lonelyscribe
YOU NEVER REALLY LEARN TO SWEAR UNTIL YOU LEARN TO DRIVE.
I CAN'T KEEP UP, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES.
"The most profound technologies are those that disappear.  They weave themselves into the fabric of everyday life until they are indistinguishable 
from it."

Mark Weiser, 1991
Is someone in here wearing Patchouli?
I just LOVE Patchouli!

 I was lost in
 France
 in the fields
 the birds
 were singing
Judging by how it feels to pick up my car keys off of the floor I'm pretty sure I would hate yoga.
I hate it when people ask me what I did yesterday.

I don't know.  
I breathed a lot.
Probably got mad at something.
Sighed heavily.
The list goes on.
The purpose of advertising is not to make people think, but to make them feel.
WHAT'S AN INSULT YOU'LL NEVER FORGET?

A TEACHER ONCE TOLD ME I WAS LAZY BECAUSE I DID ALL MY WORK AS QUICKLY AS I COULD SO THAT I COULD SPEND MORE TIME DOING NOTHING.

30yrs LATER I STILL DON'T SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS?


 life has promised
 me nothing

 plan accomplished
Crying moves our emotions to our bodies
When you answer the door, wear a coat...

If you're pleased to see them, tell them you've just got home.

If you don't want them in, say you were just on your way out...
I WAS SOBER FOR FOURTEEN STRAIGHT YEARS. 
THEN I TURNED EIGHTEEN.
WHY WAKE UP STRESSING
WHEN WAKING UP IS A BLESSING.

MY NAME IS WHALLIAM.
PLEASE CALL ME WHALE.

Shout out to all my fellow procrastinators who are scrolling through social media right now instead of doing whatever productive thing you should be doing.

We should start a club
( but not now, maybe later )


The super glue unstuck hack with salt does not work. Vaseline before trying    to glue might have. Using baking soda  to set the super glue only works when the super glue side falls on something you don't want stuck on the something else. Plus, super glue will also pretend that its finished, so you squeeze the tube extra extra and then it oozes out in a mess so you can find out for your self that the top two hacks don't work. Super glue sucks - even more than my DIY skills ~  stupid glue, stupid me ~
 sometimes
 I need
 relaxing
 before
 sleeping
THERE'S NOW A 'VEGAN BUTCHER'S SHOP' IN OUR TOWN.
IN THE REST OF THE COUNTRY IT'S CALLED A FLOWER STORE.
Found out today is the first day of the rest of my life.


Also found out I forgot to pack my toothbrush.
"The most profound technologies are those that disappear.  They weave themselves into the fabric of everyday life until they are indistinguishable 
from it."

Mark Weiser, 1991
FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE SCREWING FOR VIRGINITY.



The best part of the lolly is the candy that is saved in the hollow of the lolly stick and especially, if its the last lolly of the test run of the Halloween candy, crunched through already, but, (at least) it was not the last of last year's left over Advent calendar - as if those could last until Christmas! Still, any time now there will be an early Christmas sale of candy or something I tell myself as I eat up the last of the chocolate coins, as I am wonder why: there isn't a thanksgiving candy special; all festivals should be equal
bebi
e agora os pernilongos que me rodeiam rodeiam ainda mais
some people might think before they speak, and then not speak
are fortune tellers in futures?









                        when emptiness is full


sometimes we grow from the roots
sometimes we grow from the heart
I'm having a hard time keeping up with all your birthdays every year - so from now on I'm wishing you all a HAPPY BIRTHDAY forever!

<3 <3 <3
I was told to keep walking to the sea, and then keep on with my mouth open
“I am relying on the way I frame my reality; I control what I can, accept what I cannot and decide which category everything in my life falls into.”
JUST FINISHED READING
 "A HUNDRED THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE"...
I WAS QUITE SURPRISED TO SEE 
"SHOUT FOR  HELP"
WASN'T IN THERE...
MATURITY is the ability to think, speak and act your feelings within the bounds of dignity.
without frustration you will not discover that you might be able to do something on your own. we grow thru conflict.   -bruce lee
meet every level of frustration with a greater level of character. - [
expectation is the mother of all frustration
I generally have a broad taste in most of the different music genres, combined genres, and sub genres.
And what I listen to today may not be what I listen to tomorrow.
It depends on my daily mood.
It doesn't matter how much i twist and turn it. Sooner or later and somehow I will always come back to my favorite genres of the 70's and 80's.
The biggest difference between money and time:

You always know how much money you have, but you never know how much time you have.
There is something wonderfully bold and liberating about saying yes to our entire imperfect and messy life.

- Tara Brach, Radical Acceptance

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.