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Sometimes, someone comes into your life so unexpectedly, takes your heart by surprise, and changes your life forever.

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if i am silent it's because there's thunder inside me. or i'm just chillin, it depends. may the odds be ever in your favour.

17

YOU'LL ALWAYS BE WITH ME,
LIKE A HANDPRINT ON MY HEART.

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Future grandmas will need more years than they have lived to show their grandchildren the dozens of millions of photos and selfies they have taken all their entire life.

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Leaving it until
the last minute,
because I panic
much better
under pressure.

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Not choosing is also a choice

21

You put the
colour and the
crazy, back in my
life. I hope I did
the same for you.

21

The Life I know
is far from
the one I live.
Still it clings
to the edge
of everything
I do and say.
My hope is
the two will blend
to one some day.

14

mentally somewhere else.

20

SORRY I ACTED CRAZY.....
IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN.

20

SHE: "I'm having an
affair."
HE: [ handing menu
back to waiter ]
"I'll have the
affair as well."

13

Sanity is just the belief that the voice inside your head is yours

16

Children are the Rainbow.

Grandchildren are the Pot of Gold.

22

ROSES ARE RED......
MONDAY WAS TWISTED,
THEN I REMEMBERED BOLDOMATIC EXISTED!

22

Behind every great man is me, desperately trying to sell hotdogs to great men

6

"as fuck" is my favourite unit of measurement.

21

These days
time seems
to pass like the morning memory of last nights dream.

19

Gesegnet seien jene, die nichts zu sagen haben und trotzdem den Mund halten.

14

PROBLEMS ARE ONLY OPPORTUNITIES IN WORK CLOTHES!

CAN I HAVE A PINK STRAIT JACKET •_•

15

There must be extra gravity in my new house, I keep dropping things

19

your in pretty good shape for the shape your in .

16

EVERYONE
LOVES
SOURCEBLACK

9

Some days
we're the
nut, some
days we're
the cracker.

20

i'm not always an asshole, i fall asleep sometimes.

15

sweet kisses.
every day, 3x.

- your doctor

8

bold's nutjob of going through dozens of nutjob posts

4

I'd explain it to you but I'm all out of puppets and crayons.

8

I thought my panties matched my hair for a second, but I was mistaken.

6

mum: i'm going to Target to pick up some breast petals, do you want to come with me?

me: what are breast petals?

mum: they cover your nipples so people don't see how hard my nipples are.

me: MOTHER OF GOD!!!

mum: what?

me: no mother i'm good you go on without me.

11

GET HELP WANTED

6

the only person i'm afraid of is myself.
that fucker is crazy.

9

things.
happen.
for a reason.

5

Deja vu

The feeling that you've seen this Bold before.

8

cracker? :)

4

Even the devil on my shoulder calls me a nutjob from time to time... WTF

16

This is my
face. Perhaps
you're the one
who has to
deal with that.

14

Listen
To
Your
Heart
And
You
Won't
Get
Lost

7

Me: Hey we should try this

You: Are you crazy? What kind of nutjob are you?

Me: There's a kind?

5

I hope my sweetness is your weakness because I plan to have you some day.

3

COLD
HEARTS
ARE
NEVER
WARM
WHEN
YOU
NEED
THEM
TO
BE

5

after
nut job,
nut juice?

3

Let's hope this eclipse wipes us out

14

AFTER HIS SCULL HEALED,
JOHNNY NEVER ASKED IF HIS DINNER WAS READY AGAIN.

12

her eyes,
where the sun comes for light

4

I will second guess
everything you do and
say. I live in a parallel
universe of what I
think you really mean.
I love you with all my
nutjob heart, though.

18

We only regret the times we turned against our own souls

11

I don't go crazy.

I am crazy.

I just go normal from time to time.

11

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

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laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

558

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

923

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

517

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

340

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

562

My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

346

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

232

LISTEN TO SILENCE

394

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

431

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

346

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

288

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

206

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

258

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

254

THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

396

justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

312

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

348

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

266

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

205

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

389

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

261

I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty

and I could not have described it any better

276

i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

226

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