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traditions are basically just peer pressure from dead people
Sometimes you 
just have to talk to
a 4 year old and 
an 84 year old



to understand life.


All great things are created
in the space between 
method and madness
Staying apart from each other, but one call brings you close
Ignoring the days spent alone,  together the time slows 
"I love you 3000", thats how our Love glows
erzähl mir eine Geschichte..

was möchtest Du hören?

Deine Stimme.

It doesn't hurt to die. 

It hurts to be left behind.




There's always a cost...it's what we pay with that's up for debate.

I love me some me time .
The greatest moment was when I truly met myself, and I was terrified by the freedom to choose love or hate.
for everyone who's kicking off about GENDER NEUTRAL BATHROOMS,

you know you've got those in your house, right?
SOMETIMES I TAKE BATHS 
BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO DRINK WINE IN THE SHOWER !
Sometimes
                      when it's raining







my cat will look at several doors hoping he finds one that will lead to sunshine.
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Bubblebaths and chill
*
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I love long walks...

...away from people.




We waste a lot of time crying over wasted time.


Solitude




s      i      e      s      t      a
I asked the stars "what's it like to be up there?" 

They told me
"it's dark & lonely."


It's the only time to be me.
let your heart be the compass...






tomorrow will be a good-hair-day

We don't get smarter as we
get older. There is just less
stupid stuff left that we
haven't already done.
Just in case no-one's ever told you:

If it matters to you, it matters.
THE ADULT VERSION OF "HEADS SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES"
IS....

 "WALLET, GLASSES, KEYS AND PHONE".
Sometimes you 
just have to talk to
a 4 year old and 
an 84 year old



to understand life.
THE ADULT VERSION OF "HEADS SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES"
IS....

 "WALLET, GLASSES, KEYS AND PHONE".
           ALL

YOU

        NEED
IS

      LESS
Before was was was, was was is.
MY DOOR IS ALWAY'S 
OPEN....

SOO FEEL FREE TO LEAVE
LOOK
DOWN AT YOUR BODY....

WHISPER..
THERES NO HOME LIKE YOU
THANK YOU
Time to go to my happy place.



Home Is where you trust your toilet Seat
Somebody called me fat and ugly the other day and that was hurtful, because she didn't even notice that I'm also bald.
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Bubblebaths and chill
*
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however just to be sure I also bought balls - cedar wood balls but balls no less
(OHH) HERE SHE COMES' 
WATCH OUT BUG'S SHE'LL CHEW YOU UP, 

(OHH) HERE SHE COMES 

SHE'S AN ANTEATER!


There aren't enough hours
in the day


Don't piss it all away...
Caught between the struggle of snooze button and sleep.




 don't despair

me time :

when heavy days need to lose weight




s      i      e      s      t      a
WHAT
TO DO WHEN THE KIDS ARE AT WITH YOUR EX !
 Honey
    Do
       List
          In
            Use

 ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME



                DID EVERYONE GET                               THAT? IT'S ALL ABOUT                                                  ME!! 




ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

Gesichts-
Ausdruck-
Entgleisung



 7 seconds
Don't 
make 
me 
get 
used 
to 
not 
seeing 
you.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.