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LMMO

Laughing My Mask Off


OK, who decided to call it 'emotional baggage', and not 'griefcase' ?




  Do something you love 
  with the grass under 
  your feet, and the wind 
  in your hair.
     1 light year is 
9.4 trillion kilometers

the observable  
         universe is 
    93 billion light years 
        in diameter

 let that sink in
          for a while



I'm just a Mom, 
standing in my house,
trying not to lose my shit.
No matter how serious life gets you still need those ones you can be absolutly stupid with...
My kid is turning out to be exactly like me.

Well played Karma, well played.



Never put the key to your happiness in somebody else's pocket
Some days the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demand.
if money talks, then all mine says is good-bye.
You make me dizzy Miss Busylizzie





Take a day off from 'doing'. And enjoy just 'being'.
500 SHOPPING CARTS IN THE GROCERY STORE AND I KEEP PICKING THE ONE WITH THE WEIRD FRONT WHEEL THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DYING PIG !
GOT MORE ISSUES THAN A MAGAZINE STAND



Don't tell me you miss me


Tell me you're outside with tacos 

Actions Not Words

Is your drama going to have an intermission soon?


I need to pee.
don't eat bad thoughts

You don't have to actually 'like' a person to recognise them as a human being with all their rights. Real human rights is the right to be disliked by others, to be afforded the full spectrum of their humanness -  regardless of your opinion or judgement or their 'likeability'.
it's not easy being pretty...

and it's not pretty being easy.

If you can't think of a word say, 'I forget the English word for it'
That way people will think you are Bilingual  instead of an idiot.

No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides
have you ever noticed that a woman's "i'll be ready in 5 minutes" and a man's "i'll be home in 5 minutes" are exactly the same?


I can feel time. 
It scratches a little as it passes over my present.





Sell an idea. 
Buy immortality.







it all starts with a tiny spark


Sometimes it's the small things that make life wonderful.....




The human heart is no small thing, for it can embrace so much <3

Good manners and galantry seem to be an invention of a civilization now extinct

I'm afraid I can not love,
I merely seek refuge in love



Harmony makes small things grow

Lack of it makes great things decay
The biggest conspiracy is this; we have had to normalize violence and abuse against us at every level of our life and pretend it's just another ordinary day.

Renegociated the contract with my priest from 'I believe in God' to 'God believes in me'
Draw what you see, not what you think.
th@t's why it's so import@nt, to fully be here @nd now, be our @utentic selves, enjoy every present moment - @nd never w@ste the precious energy @nd time we h@ve, to our dispos@l, on things we c@n't ch@nge or control.


Anxiety comes into existence only when we become identified with small things. 
And they all pass.

This cause seemed defensible to me. 
Until I looked at the defenders





               ,*.,'-_
         A` ~ T~.`,'. 
    O    M  ;-'.`I:'~
I        L    D  I`;*C'.
I_B__O___I   '`~'-.`_

Where small boxes overflow with good sayings
Sir,
its because kittens can be very naughty.
kitten





Sell an idea. 
Buy immortality.


It's through the small things that we develop our moral imagination, our  sense of empathy, so that we can understand the sufferings of others.
Why does a certificate that recognises someones *gender* give them the means to change the *sex* on their birth certificate?

Why should *gender identity* supersede biological reality?


It's the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge an elephant, 
but we can't dodge a fly.
And it breaks my heart that I have to count you as nothing when
you are my everything.
kitten : "You can't punish me if you can't catch me!"

Sir:
Joke's on you Kitten , I'm into that shit."




Start small. 
Start somewhere. 
Start today.
A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together... text me if you like! ;-)
Menschen weinen nicht weil sie schwach sind, sondern weil sie zu lange stark sein mussten.

Too hot-blooded 
for Mondays

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.