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I danced like no one was watching.  Someone was watching, he thought I was having a seizure and called an ambulance.
THE MASTER
HAS FAILED
MORE TIMES
THAN THE
BEGINNER
HAS EVEN
TRIED
if a person with money and a person with experience meet, then the person with experience leaves with money, and the person who had money leaves with experience.



I've got thoughts more tangled than my headphones.


Those who are at war with others are not at peace with themselves
GIVE US OUR DAILY BREAD 

AND DON'T FORGET THE BUTTER!!




                       fucking
100% N?O?T? ^ interested.





I'm sorry. I can't. I have to write 3000 bolds today.
And from whom did you get your own opinion?
never hate someone for the color of their skin or who they love. hate them for putting mayo on a hotdog. 
those people deserves it.





  Without a fucking monday
    the week is incomplete!
There goes another year above ground



Bombing for peace 
is like fucking for
virginty
enforced peace is tyranny
 
 If we don't end war,





     war will end us!


"I'm sorry " and
"I apologize "
mean the same thing. 

Except at a funeral.

who will fit my broken pieces?
Do u know why God 
                       created wars?







To teach Americans 
                              geography!



I'm looking for a moisturizer that hides the fact that I've been tired since 2020
So apparently you have to say NO every day. Saying "no" once does not work. You have to keep saying it until they get it. 

Don't cave. You can do this!


In the absence of Peace and Love, 
we teach war and hate
as an escape from the problems we are too lazy to solve


There are two types of people in this world, people who masturbate and liars.
MOST PEOPLE MESS UP SOMETHING GOOD BY LOOKING FOR SOMETHING BETTER, JUST TO END UP WITH SOMETHING WORSE.





People have the strangest  ways of saying 'I love your company and I miss you'.
 
 If we don't end war,





     war will end us!
Tom&Jerry
If you're good at something, never do it for free.
if a person with money and a person with experience meet, then the person with experience leaves with money, and the person who had money leaves with experience.
Why So Serious?
I CHERISH PEACE WITH

ALL MY HEART. I DON'T

CARE HOW MANY MEN,

WOMEN, AND CHILDREN

I NEED TO KILL TO GET IT.

PEACEMAKER
We want Peace no matter what the cost!  

Even if it means war to get it...

   Vielen Dank für die Blumen!
  Vielen Dank, wie lieb von dir!





  Manchmal spielt das Leben
  mit dir gern' Katz' und Maus.
  Immer wird's das geben, da
 ist einer der trickst dich aus!
 
 infolge des
 globalen
 Chipsmangels
 und gestörter
 Lieferketten:

 esst mehr Cracker

So,

     ."".        ."", Why
     |    |      /   /
     |    |    /\/\/ot 
     |    |  /  /
     |    |/    ;.-. , _ We Make Peace,
     }    ` _/     /    ;
     |    /`  )   /     /\nd not
     |  /    /_/\_/\
     |/    /       .      |/\/ar?
     (      ' \  '  - `  |
      \         `.       /f we try, we
       |           |      |      
       |           |      |/\/e might not all die
This is 
so fucking boring 
and I'm dying
So apparently you have to say NO every day. Saying "no" once does not work. You have to keep saying it until they get it. 

Don't cave. You can do this!





People have the strangest  ways of saying 'I love your company and I miss you'.
to women who read articles called "how to conquer a man", i also recommend articles like: "how to increase your self-esteem and stop trying to get the attention of a person who's not interested in you".


 We 
 held on 
 for as long 
 as we could.

5.000 helmets for peace
Some of you say, "Joy is greater than sorrow," and others say, "Nay, sorrow is the greater."

But I say unto you, they are inseparable.

Together they come, and when one sits alone with you at your board, remember that the other is asleep upon your bed.

I have a rendezvous with Life, In days I hope will come, Ere youth has sped, and strength of mind,
Ere voices sweet grow dumb. I have a rendezvous with Life,
When Spring's first heralds hum. Sure some would cry it's better far To crown their days with sleep Than face the road, the wind and rain,
To heed the calling deep.
Though wet nor blow nor space I fear,
Yet fear I deeply, too,
Lest Death should meet and claim me ere.
I keep Life's rendezvous.
At night the Universe grows lean, sober faced, of intoxication,

The shadow of the half sphere curtains down closely against my world, like a doorless cage, and the stillness chained by wrinkled darkness strains throughout the Universe to be free.
With stammering lips and insufficient sound I strive and struggle to deliver right That music of my nature, day and night With dream and thought and feeling interwound And only answering all the senses round.
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."
after careful consideration I have determined it is physically impossible to return the last ice cream sandwich to the freezer

 My
 Happy Place
 is no longer
 accessible
 to me.



Every soldier felt pleased at heart, that many, many more Russian soldiers were going where he was going, that is, no one knew where.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.