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GuyKaiser

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I have a boyfriend.
Wait no,
that's a fridge.
I have a fridge.

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if frodo can get the ring to mordor, you can stay at work.

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If you want to feel rich, just count all the gifts you have that money cant buy.

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"I'm a wizard"

"Prove it."

"Sorry, no magic outside of hogwarts."

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the Hurricane's eye
of the beholders skies.
Like the melancholy singing melodies carried by the fierce storm breeze, clyclone clouds, Grey & vast a calmness is the fearful phantom fury fountain
Drink from her for she is youth
as my heart trembles unsteady, her hand her skin and her celestial energy found deep within her luminescent Savior soul
will once again caress your weary weathered and hollowed heart to make it whole

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If you don't like to read, you haven't found the right book.

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if her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex.

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Who let me adult?

I can't adult.

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