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How many selfies does it take to get to the centre of attention?

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Here's a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.

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At the end of the day, life should ask us,
Do you want to save the changes?

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A fuck must be earned. I can't go down the street with a bucket of fucks, giving them out to everyone.
If I feel that you've earned it, I will give a fuck.

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Sorry ladies, but I already got my eyes on a woman who's not interested.

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Can you imagine parents nowadays explaining to their kids how they met?

"Well, it all started one day when your dad 'liked' one of my selfies."

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I want you to know that I love the third word in this sentence.

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I can think of absolutely no acceptable situation where a grown man should be taking a bathroom mirror selfie.

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Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous.

I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I'm very disappointed with all of you.

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