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If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

226

If I wanted to please everyone, I were born as Nutella

121

I use sarcasm because it's illegal to kill

208

,,If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second,,

~Johnny Depp

164

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success

57

The Dark Side does NOT have cookies!
But it does have waffles every Tuesday

50

Let's play
"Your clothes don't like you."

81

One smile can start a friendship

One word can end a fight

One look can save a relationship

One person can change your life

97

Fear has two meanings:

Forget
Everything OR
And
Run
Face
Everything
And
Rise

The choice is yours..!!

62

Fuck it!

I'm a princess

94

Learn to say 'no' without explaining yourself

91

A dyslexic man walks into a bra ..

79

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future.

46

Dear Santa, I don't want much for Christmas, I just want the person reading this to be happy

56

The problem with closed-minded:

they always have an open mouth

64

Only two sentences can change the mood of a woman
"I love you" and "50% discount"

68

Politeness has become so rare, that some people mistake it for flirtation

64

No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness

66

FB (facebook)
+
I (instagram)
=
FBI (database)

83

With guns you can kill
terrorists

With education you can kill terrorism

61

Amici Amis
Vrienden
Vänner ??????

Boldomatic Great
friendly Comunity

Arkadaslar Marafiki
Friends
Freunde Amigos

50

I'm not old, I'm a recycled teenager

69

We have two lives, and the second begins when we realize we have only one

~ Confucius

53

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood by her hands

For instance, if they are holding a gun, she's probably angry

60

I go to bed so late and I get up so early that I meet myself in the staircase

59

I don't care about:
• age
• weight
• sexuality
• height
• gender
• skin color
As long as you respect me, I'll respect you

62

To get some enemies you don't need to declare war, just say what you think

Martin Luther King

61

maybe I'm nobody, but nobody is perfect

50

There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words and still not understand you

And there are others who will understand without you even speaking a word

50

Fall in love or fall in hate. Get inspired or be depressed. Ace a test or flunk a class. Make babies or make art. Speak the truth or lie and cheat. Dance on tables or sit in the corner. Life is divine chaos. Embrace it. Forgive yourself. Breathe. And enjoy the ride..

49

Let your hand write what your heart has to say

40

The first who say sorry is the bravest, the first who forgive is the strongest and the first who forget is the happiest

54

CNN just said the world is 40 trillion dollars in debt

Who the fuck does the world owe? Jupiter?

58

Make your dirty dreams come true

41

I would like to hide in your heart to heal your wounds from the inside

47

Before you speak

THINK!

T = is it true?
H = is it helpful?
I = is it inspiring?
N = is it necessary?
K = is it kind?

THINK!

30

You can't force someone to love you

You can just close him into the basement and wait until he develops the Stockholm syndrome

42

I may not be the best looking, I'm not rich, I don't have a perfect body, but I have a good and warm heart for those who care

41

Being male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But being a gentleman is a matter of choice

55

Whoever said that winning isn't everything, obviously never had cancer

38

Patriotism means to stand by the country, it doesn't mean to stand by the president

-Theodore Roosevelt

30

Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly

37

I'm allergic to stupidity.
I break out in sarcasm

46

I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you, get ready for some crazy shit

40

Don't judge yourself by your past.
You don't live there anymore

48

I wish you peace, love and health..
Blah blah blah.. Screw that! I wish you lots of sex, booze, orgasms and hope you win the lotto

49

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt

~ Mark Twain

57

Friends are like underwear, always near you
Good friends are like condom, always protecting you
Best friends are like viagra, lift you up when you are down

40

When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.

~ Henry Miller US author (1891 - 1980)

35

Enjoy your life: it has an expiration date

46

Everybunny needs somebunny to love

42

Marriage, it's like a walk in the park

Jurassic Park

34

All children deserve a father but not all fathers deserve their children

35

This awkward moment when you wrote something to be proud, but nobody like

37

Three things cannot be long hidden:
The sun, the moon and the truth

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26

If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote

35

When we are happy we listen to the music
When we are sad, we understand the lyrics

45

If I just lay
here
Would you lie with me
And just forget the world?

44

Hope has no borders

32

oon
moon
moon
moon
moon
moon
moon
moon
moon
moon
moon
oon

32

Scars show us where we have been, they don't dictate where we are going

32

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime

30

The earth isn't dying, it's being killed and those who are killing it, have names and adresses

41

Weak people revenge

Strong people forgive

Intelligent people ignore

32

After 3 or 4 mojitos I can find Pokemon without a smartphone

37

The internet show us how small the world is..

.. but a missing plane shows how big our planet is

40

Boldomatic
only for
open-minded people

Take it
or
Leave it

33

Sensitive people should be treasured. They love deeply and think deeply about life. They are loyal, honest and true. The simple things sometimes mean the most to them. They don't need to change or harden. Their purity makes them who they are.

29

Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them

32

$MATH The only place where people buy 64 watermelons and no one wonders why$

26

Breakfast

At home: a coffee

In hotel: 3 juices, 4 croissants, 2 slices of bread with butter and jam, eggs and bacon, 5 yogurt, the waiter and the receptionist

41

At school they teach us the simple past,

it would be better to teach us the complicated future

44

I'm F.I.N.E.

(fucked up, Insaine, Neurotic, Emotional)

36

Have you ever had this feeling?

I can write thousands of words, but if I need to talk about it, I can not build a single sentence

39

Love is a gift for no reason at all

~ Snoopy

29

It's nice to like a repost from boldomatic, but it would be nicer if we like the original bold too ;)

22

Xenophobic !? Fear of strangers !?

You're not afraid, you're just an asshole!

19

The secret to enjoy a good wine: 1) Open a bottle and let it breathe
2) if you notice it's not breathing, perform mouth-to-mouth immediately

38

What if ..

.. the black sheep were only an independent sheep?

37

I wouldn't have to manage my anger, if people would manage their stupidity

34

Proud
to be a
bolder

29

28

But touch my tears with your lips,
Touch my world with your fingertips,
And we can have forever,
And we can love forever,
Forever is our today

21

7:30 a.m. Mom: "Darling please go put on your shoes"
7:35 a.m. Mom: "Put on your shoes, please"
7:40 a.m. Mom: "We have to leave in 5 minutes, I need you to put your shoes now"
7:45 a.m. Mom: I SAID PUT ON YOUR SHOES!!
Kid: "Why do you always yell?"

23

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Happy birthday Helvetia

29

only music and love can give you those chills ..

20

Forever is a long time, make sure to spend it with someone that makes you laugh

33

You can't make everyone happy. You're not pizza.

36

In the eternal struggle between heart and brain, stomach always wins

36

I'm not evil,

I'm sarcastically
inspired

42

Wake me up when november ends

30

I've found the key to happiness

Stay the hell
away from
assholes

35

Wife says to her husband, "Your boss called today and said you were fired." Husband says, "FUCK HIM!" Wife says, "I already did. You go back to work on Monday."

44

No bees
no food,
no food
no life

Save the bees

29

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Especially if it's synthetic.

34

My favorite hiding place is music

37

People come into our lives for a Reason,
a Season or a Lifetime

Once we figure out
which one it is, we will know exactly what to do

31

I wonder who was the first person saying
"This round white thing popped out of that chicken's ass, let's eat it"

32

I'm not sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then

33

$@ ^ /*\ / *\ / * \ / * \ / * \ /_____*___*\ | | peace love freedom$

39

The best way to appear really stupid is believing to be smarter than others

27

Life is a dick, sometimes it gets hard for no reason

29

Hi bolders!!

bolcamp is waiting for you! check the user 'boldcamp' for more informations

11

Checking your phone to see what time is it and then checking again because the first time you weren't paying attention

29

Revenge isn't good, but make good stories

20

Karma always wins

25

You
Me
No clothes
The wall

got it?

36

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us and the world will live as one

30

Style.

Everyone claims to be original, copying others.

Just like web quotes

24

A true friend reads in your mind and completes your sentences

27

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30

The best pair in the world is smile and cry. They won't meet each other at a time. If they meet, that is the best moment in your life

33

Sometimes all you need is a hug from the right person..
And all your stress will melt away

23

I like those guests who ask me: 'Do you have a toilet?'

No, no, I shit in the corridor!

30

A study points out that wine is good for the heart. I can confirm ..

Because after two or three glasses, I love everyone

36

Do you want to be great?
Then have the courage to fail and remain in circulation. Let people wonder why you are still smiling

14

There's two ways to avoid a hangover..

Don't drink or don't stop

20

I've never seen a tombstone that said :
«Died because I didn't forward a message to ten people»

17

I wanna take a picture of you and
make a poster with it

hang it on the wall

as a darts target

28

It was just a crazy dream that became an awesome reality.
Thank you for making it so memorable. Thank you for filling in my heart a lot of beautiful memories

33

1986 :
• Winter
• Spring
• Summer
• Fall

2016 :
• Fall
• Spring
• Fall.02
• Fall.03

21

Life should be more like hockey. When someone pisses you off, you just beat the shit out of them, then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes

24

When you buy from a small business, you are not helping a CEO buy a third vacation home.
You are helping a little girl get dance lessons, a little boy get his team jersey, a mom put food on the table, a dad pay a mortgage or a student pay for college

18

Hold strong to your convictions

Remain humble in
your speech

Let your action tell your story

21

I need one of those Kim Kardashian jobs where they pay me to exist

30

The real enemy of love is not hate, it's indifference

26

AGAINST
RACISM
FOREVER

25

A man's work is from sun to sun, but a mother's work is never done

20

I'm so glad
I was young and stupid
BEFORE
there were camera phones

25

Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who love beyond all fault, cry behind closed doors and fight battles that nobody knows about

15

Christmas is just plain weird
What other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree in the living room and eat candy out of your socks?

28

It seems like some people have been educated by pigs, which haven't been able to do their best

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10

Fact is

the world
needs more
honesty

26

Faulheitsregel Nr. 1 :

wenn es zu weit Weg ist, brauchst du es nicht

15

Good girls wear high heels to work

Bad girls wear high heels to bed

36

You can never win an argument with a negative person. They only hear what suits them and listen only to respond

22

The 5 symptoms of laziness:

1)

25

The greatest gift you can give to someone is your time

29

The first kiss in our life is important, but only the last one really matters

27

Even the nicest people have their limits

19

That awesome moment when emotions overwhelm you and give you chills throughout your body, and you feel like you can't breathe anymore. Just for that life is worth living

25

You'll never be too old to make a dream a reality

22

Alcohol:
some of the best times you'll never remember

31

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree it will live its whole life believing that it's stupid

28

Today I saved a man's life

I had just to calm me down

26

Don't tell me what they say about me
Tell me why they feel comfortable telling you

23

What if death were only our body as a cocoon that we leave on the earth and our soul, as a butterfly flying to the sky?

20

A good girl with naughty thoughts, is still a good girl. A woman with naughty thoughts just knows what to do with them

23

Some people just use head for separating the ears

25

The human body is 90% water.
So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety

30

Perfect parents exist, but they do not have kids yet

23

Freedom is the right to tell people what they don't want to hear

26

A minute of silence for all those imagined but unrealized bolds

22

I'm old enough to know we cannot please everyone and I'm young enough for not giving a fuck

25

I don't say you're ugly,
I just hope you are beautiful inside

28

*
* *
Sheep,
please tell me how many you are.
I'm very tired!

* *
*

28

In summary you call me when you're feeling bad, but you forget me as soon as things go well for you? No thanks, I'm not your umbrella!

27

A slightly drunk woman is watching TV and yells:
«Don't go there! Don't go to the church you dumb bitch!»

Her husband asks:
«What are you watching?»

«Our wedding video»

32

Talking on the phone with someone who has children, it's like talking to someone who has the Tourette syndrome: "hey! how what-the- hell-are-you- licking-that? are you?"

33

If youth
only
knew !
If age
only
could !

18

Great minds discuss ideas.

Average minds discuss events.

Small minds discuss people.

~Eleanor Roosevelt

12

MUSIC
IS WHAT
FEELINGS
SOUND
LIKE

26

If you have food in your fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of the world. If you have money in the bank, your wallet, and some spare change you are among the top 8% of the worlds wealthy.

16

"Work" file

not found

26

To find a friend is good,
but being one is better

19

Life would be easier if the hairstyle, which we wake up in the morning, were fashionable

34

25

We always blame society for all ours problems, but we forget that we are society

25

For to be free is not merely to cast off one's chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others.

~Nelson Mandela

12

I'm in the shower: 5% washing,
10% singing,
10% shampoo in the eyes,
75% thinking about topics for past discussions or never happened

19

Perhaps I have a temporary hormonal dysfunction, but you remain an asshole

30

|____|____|____|____|____|__
__|__ |____|
|____| Things I hate: __|__
_|___ |____|
|____| 1. Vandalisms __|__
___|_ __|____| |____| 2. Lists __|____|__
_|___ |____|____|
|____| 3. Irony ____|____|__
__|____|____|____|____|____|

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26

It's said that milk is good for teeth. Do you know what is also good for teeth? Minding your own business..

30

There are an immigrant, a boss and a worker at a table with 12 cookies. The boss takes 11 cookies and says to the worker: "Be careful! the immigrant wants to take your cookie!"

22

Book hangover: Inhability to start a new book because you're still living in the last book's world

27

Fairy tales tell us that, sometimes, kissing a toad you'll find a prince.
Reality teaches us that, sometimes, kissing a prince you'll find a toad instead.

26

Remember when you were a kid and you thought being an adult would be fun?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

LOL!

21

The truth is:
it's not the hairstyle which makes you ugly

You're ugly and your hairstyle doesn't help

22

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In spite of result thank you Switzerland!
++++++++++

5

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity

30

You're so fake that, no matter what will you scream, the echo will only answer "liar!"

29

Difficult challenge means :

find a set of keys in a woman's bag in less than 30 seconds

32

You're allowed to scream

You're allowed to cry

But don't give up

22

My mom used to say that playing Tetris will never help me in life.

Wrong!
How could I otherwise fill the dishwasher every day?

31

Fact:
in the future I'll tell my grandsons that I'm older than the internet, and blow their mind forever

28

Früher hat man in der Werbepause Pipi gemacht. Heute kann man während der Werbepause ein Facharztstudium zum Urologen (oder Frauenarzt A.d.B.) machen

19

Sleeping is my drug
My bed is my dealer
And my alarm clock is the police

17

I read a lot of posts which say:
• I'm flying to London;
• Ibiza -1 day;
• New York I'm coming!

I'm going to throw the garbage, someone wants to come with me?

22

You should never sacrifice three things :
your family
your heart or your dignity

23

I didn't mean

to gain weight.

It happened

by snaccident

24

Don't believe everything you hear
There are always three sides to a story
Yours, theirs & the truth

26

Another 76 "mom when we arrive?" to destination

20

'I wrote your name in the san..'
'I wrote your nam..'
'I wrot..'

Fuck! I'll come back tomorrow. Today sea is rough!

30

Sea is life

Without it we wouldn't exist

Take care of oceans

Don't pollute them

24

Working hard for something we don't care is called stress.

Working hard for something we love is called passion.

34

A friend will joyfully sing with you when you are on the mountain top and silently walk beside you through the valley

26

There are two categories: those who fuck and those who speak about it

Me? I fuck

19

Jesus, Gandhi, John Kennedy, Bob Kennedy, Medgar Evers, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, John Lennon.
They all said: 'Try to live together peacefully'

BAM! Right in the fucking head
Apparently we are not ready for that

12

Don't lose yourself trying to please everybody, because those who love you, love you for what you really are and those who don't love you, will never love you more than that

27

Marriage is a workshop..
Where husband works and wife shops..

20

Say
boo
and
scary
on

23

You will never be completely at home again beacause part of your heart will always be elsewhere. That is the price you pay for the richness of loving and knowing people in more than one place

19

KEEP
CALM
&
TOMORROW
HOLIDAY!!

17

I'm thinking ..
____________________
||||||||||||||| ...
----------------------
please wait

Next bullshit will be downloaded

17

Life is a fleeting gift..

.. such as an empty laundry basket

24

I am not crazy

My reality is just different than yours

18

It's beautiful when you find someone that wants to undress your conscience and make love to your thoughts. Someone that wants to watch you slowly take down all the walls you've built up around your mind and let them inside

15

I sometimes wonder where do we go from here

14

Beauty is our past

Wisdom is our
future
and present..

Present is our chance

20

Kiss me hard before you go
Summertime sadness
I just wanted you to know
That, baby, you're the best

19

$L ( v )VE \ / V Y ( v ) U \ / V$

23

It's never a good sign when the restaurant staff bring meal from home for lunch

26

10 good resolutions for the new year:
. less laziness
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

17

I chose to be a mom and that's not my job, that's my mission

12

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance

23

You know you've grown up when a nap is no longer a punishment but a reward

24

For the construction of
12 hospitals
it takes
250 million $
i.e. the price of
8 hours on war

Holy shit! Give them a fucking day off!

23

My psychiatrist says I suffer from paranoia. Another one who's plotting against me!

27

If stress burned calories, I'd be fucking anorexic

28

'We don't need another hero'

We only need people using their own brain

25

Before your first coffee, in the morning, are you in a good mood?

[ ] yes
[ ] sometimes
[x] shut the fuck up!

28

No matter how many mistakes you made in your life, never give up!
A lot of recently inventions were born from a mistake

28

We're big or small, rich or poor. We're European or American, Asian or African. Catholics or Buddhists, Muslims or Hindus. Believers or atheists. We're doctors or carpenters, students or workers. Unemployed or overbooked. We are all different, but we all want the same: LOVE

25

Showers are great
They make you feel nice and clean,
you sound like a professional singer
and they also help you make all of life's decisions

18

A swiss newspaper write today:
"We risk to have a mosquitos summer .."

I don't give a fuck as long as we risk to have a summer ..

17

I hate spelling errors..

You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined

26

For some people entrance should
only be called
" exit "

22

Honestly, I never seen anyone fall because of a banana..

15

It seems like I feel your soul

22

Dear Past, thank you for all the lessons.
-----------------
Dear future,
I'm ready!

23

A person can break your heart and damage your pride, but never ever give them the power to break your spirit

15

DIPLOMACY

The ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they actually look forward to the trip

20

I'm not
weird,
I'm a
limited
edition

29

Raise your word, not your voice
It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder

17

Live and let live and go fuck yourself !

24

Laughter is like a windscreen wiper: it doesn't stop the rain, but it allows moving forward

20

Thinking outside
the box

Acting without
the crowds

Being true to
yourself

28

Be careful when you blindly follow the masses

Sometimes the 'M' is silent

26

Evil won't kill humanity, but the cowardice of those who are able to do something, but wouldn't

18

I see your true colors
Shining through
I see your true colors
And that's why I love you

22

We don't own anything.

We belong to Mother Earth.

She can live
without us..

28

The most beautiful music will sound on the radio right when you get to your destination

~ Murphy's law for motorists

25

Keep calm

If you don't,

Play drums

19

Do you know those people with whom you have to be kind for a very specific reason, but inwardly you have already beaten up a dozen times?

19

When you completely trust a person without any doubt, you automatically receive one of two things - a friend for life, or a lesson for life

12

Wants a big.. hot.. satisfying.. mind blowing...

...coffee

12

That awkward moment when you have to increase the sound of your music to overcome the baritone voice of your talkative neighbor

19

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

27

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
And I find it kinda funny I find it kinda sad The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had

27

Time is like sand: you can measure it, but you can not count it. You can feel it, but you can not control it. You can choose to stay inside or see it flowing faraway

25

-Police: 'Knock Knock'
-Me: Who is it?
-Police: It's the Police!
-Me: What do you want?
-P: We just wanna talk.
-M: How many of you are there?
-P: 2
-M: Then Talk to each other

27

When you buy from a small business, you are not helping a CEO buy a third vacation home.
You are helping a little girl get dance lessons, a little boy get his team jersey, a mom put food on the table, a dad pay a mortgage or a student pay for college

27

It's so nice when toxic people stop talking to you.
It's like the trash took itself out.

27

Do you know why the marriage ring is placed at the fourth finger from the thumb of your hand?

Because it's the only finger that has a vein which is directly connected to your heart

27

Keyrings

Invention that allows you to lose all your keys at once, rather than one by one

21

They are shocked about a woman's picture breastfeeding her baby and then they go on porn sites drooling on big tits

25

I love those people who, when they realize that you don't speak the same language, they talk very louder. Idiot! I am a foreigner, not deaf!

19

2 glasses
0 problems
1 awesome fuck
and
5 bottles of wine

24

+++++++++
Happy birthday Switzerland
+++++++++

26

The Only Way to do Great Work is to love what you do

Steve Jobs

20

SYNONYM
(noun)

A word used in place of the one you can't spell

26

save your anger for the bedroom

25

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'

26

Don't you worry child: NSA take a look at you

12

Do what is right for you, even if everyone is against you

14

I was diagnosed with OCCABD

Obsessive,
Compulsive,
Cursing,
Angry,
Bitch
Disorder

There is no cure

19

Letting your children in a closed car while sun is shining and it's hot. That's the worst sin at all!!

22

So many wonderful people on Boldomatic!

25

War has never solved problems, but knowledge does
Unarm men's shoulders and arm their hands of paper and pencil
This and only this can improve humanity

20

In my life I've got a lot of nice memories and good lessons

23

Love your enemies

It makes them
so damned mad!

18

At work I use sarcasm because throwing a keyboard on a colleague's mouth is not allowed by managers

26

Before you assume,
learn
Before you judge, understand
Before you hurt, feel
Before you say, think

15

Have you ever noticed that the people who tell you to calm down are the ones who pissed you off in the first place?

18

• Did you hear
what I said?
- Yes
• Repeat after
me!
- "After me"

20

21

Don't let your age control your life.
Let your life control your age

19

I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH CAFFEINE

I HAVE A PROBLEM WITHOUT CAFFEINE

24

Ignorance sinks in stagnant waters, knowledge swims in a sea of possibilities

20

s&m&m

kinky sex with
chocolate

18

Definition of torture:
the urge to pee when you're already warm under the blanket

25

ATTN. NEWBIES:
Any dumbass who still uses "gay" as a synonym for "bad" or "stupid" will be immediately unfollowed.
Take that shit somewhere else. Thanks.
And have a nice day.

25

Lesson of modern times:
if you don't find justice, do it on your own

14

19

How the hell can I find the meaning of my life, if I can not even find the beginning of the toilet paper roll

25

I guess some people have purchased their brain by Ikea and haven't achieve to assemble

22

Great
feeling

When
your
music
is in
phase
with
your
mood

25

HOME
SWEET
WIFI

23

RESPECT EXISTENCE
OR
EXPECT RESISTANCE.

25

A baby drinks a bottle and falls asleep and he's totally fine
I drink a bottle and fall asleep and I'm an alcoholic. Totally unfair

19

Love is what make you smile when you are tired

19

Dear summer, because this year you did a crappy job, then it's up to me to fix your mistakes.
That does not happen again! Regards.

Fall

22

When I was a kid, my parents dressed me because I didn't care what I looked like. Looking at photos, they obviously didn't care either.

24

Keep calm
and
don't let
idiots ruin
your day

14

Life is too short to have bad sex

20

Some songs are like fuel pumps: you put the headphones and they fill you with energy

22

o o o
o o o / V / o
o o /_ /_
o o / / o o
o o o /_ /_
o o o / / o
o o /_ /_
o o o / / o
o o o /_/_
o o o o / / o
o o V o

24

But I know
Oh yes, I know
There has just got to be a better world somewhere

24

Making love is like mp3 download: clumsy people pay, the smart ones do it for free

15

• My love, I'm pregnant, we'll have a child. What do you want it to be?

• A joke!

23

.. Some people already did it.

Society calls
them crazy ..

19

The loser of today is the potential winner of tomorrow

Don't give up in chasing your dreams

15

I'll give you everything I can
I'll build your dreams with these two hands
We'll hang some memories on the wall
And when there's silver in your hairYou won't have to ask if I still care
'Cause as time turns the page
My love won't age at all

20

This is a message for parents who deny their child because of his homosexuality.

You could make an effort. Look, he accepts you although you are idiots

24

Let me check my givashitometer

Nope. Nothing.

21

I watched 11 seasons of Grey's Anatomy and 8 seasons of Dr. House
Pratically I can operate myself

24

1. Read directions
on box
2. Throw box
away
3. Pull box out of
trash 15 seconds
later
4. Repeat

24

If you wanna know what people tell others about you in your absence, listen carefully to what they tell you about them in their absence

22

Laughter is the best medicine

Unless you have diarrhea

20

This computer spends too many hours in front of me

21

Be bold
'n
Free

10

* * *
* *
Let's sleep under the stars *
* *

16

The advantage of spending a day with seniors is that you feel suddenly so young .. :)

23

* *
* * *
* GOOD *
* NIGHT * EVERYBODY

18

I'm looking in my crystal ball, and I see SNOW in the near future, lots and LOTS of SNOW!!! Wait a minute, DAMN IT, this is my snow globe.

23

I really hate two faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first

23

9

Love is cycle..
When you love, you get hurt
When you get hurt, you hate
When you hate, you try to forget
When you try to forget, you start missing
And when you start missing, you eventually fall in love again..

19

When life hands you
MELONS
you might be dyslexic

14

Holy fuck, I need a vacation, or a winning lottery ticket, or one fucking day with no bullshit. I'd settle for that!

23

19

The idea is to die young..

..as late as
possible

23

I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in

23

We find out what we're made of, when we are called to help our friends in need

23

Don't take anyone for granted.
Like all the guarantees even this one has a deadline

23

I struggle with the feeling that my life isn't mine

21

Today at the supermarket a mom yelled so loud "NO!" to her child that I have replaced the jar of Nutella I wanted to take ..

19

I drink alcohol only on two occasions:
to celebrate my birthday and to celebrate when it isn't

23

Just because our eyes don't see, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist

23

I don't wanna talk
About things we've gone through
Though it's hurting me
Now it's history
I've played all my cards
And that's what you've done too
Nothing more to say
No more ace to play

21

What a sad day for Europe. We woke up with the bad news about Nice and now Istanbul is having a coup d'état :(

23

Some rules

are only
made

to be broken

16

'I've been a very bad girl' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished'.
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop

23

Dad Dad what is the purpose of a condom?

To avoid this kind of question..

23

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly, I'd be broke as hell because I'm a sexy beast

16

WARNING

This machine takes your money and gives you nothing in return

Just like my ex..

15

Children:
you spend the first 2 years encouraging them to walk and talk, and the next 16 trying to get them to sit down and shut up!

23

Take revenge

Shit on a
pigeon

23

A world

with a little less selfies

and a little more selfless.

23

Rich people paying rich people to tell middleclass people to blame poor people

23

They call you 26 times a day, but when you need to speak to an operator:
- Please type 7; - Type 1, 3, 7, 9, 126, 1459; - Type your phone number; - Type your Name in Aramaic; -Type the exact number of Chinese in the world; -Calculate the mass of the sun -Wait please -line interrupted..

23

If the morning discussion doesn't involve food, sex or sex with food, shut the fuck up!

23

Pain
changes
people

12

There are two types of women - one with perfect make-up, great hair, sexy clothing, fresh nail polish, and incredible shoes . . . and one with kids!

23

Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas ..
.. I woke up in a box..

10

Congratulations!
Today is the first day of the rest of
your life

22

22

Don't matter what you do or wanna do during the day, but your really place is the place you want to be in the night

22

Be the change that you wish to see in the world

14

New selfish word:
awesoME

22

sorry,
my spirit doesn't receive this frequency right now.

22

When I read the amount of ideas this mission is offering to bolders, I'd be afraid to quarrel with anyone writing on boldomatic !

22

I officially declare the season of "oh my God! Snow!" open

13

Where may I buy some peace of mind?

17

When people tell you you've changed, it's perhaps only because you stopped acting the way they want you to act.

21

The purpose in life is not always doing great things, but little things well

22

Since the attacks in Paris going out having party and getting drunk, has become a synonymous of resistance

22

To be popular on facebook is comparable to be Mr. Universe in a cartoon

22

Sleep doesn't help if it's your soul that's tired

22

Marriage is..
Finding that special person you want to annoying for the rest of your life

22

We can guess the menstrual cycle of a woman on reading her bolds

22

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/ /
º º
We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year __ _
/ / /
º ° º

20

You read "pull"

You understand "push".

You pronounce
"how fuck can I open this door?"

16

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother

22

I was born with my heart on my sleeve, a fire in my soul and a mouth I can't control

22

Sometimes i dump my heart onto Bold, other times, i keep it inside where its safe and i can't feel it and just enjoy reading and reBolding other peoples great Bolds that truly make me laugh, think, cry, or smile.
Thanks for being so great Bolders!!!

22

,,
The difference between
how a person treats the
powerless versus the
powerful is as good a
measure of human
character as I know
”

20

April fool's day

Believe nothing and trust no one

Just like any other day

21

I would rather
own a little and
see the world,
than own the
world and see a
little

19

Don't waste your time on justifying your choices

Those who love you, already understand you

And the others don't deserve it at all

19

Don't matter your age, a snowy landscape will always be a fairy tale landscape

22

Someone is always more important than something

17

It's too hot. Tonight I'll sleep with shorts

37698743567 mosquitoes likes this

18

Sex with three people is called threesome
Sex with two people is called twosome
Sex with you is called awesome

15

If you don't want to see the worst of me, don't provocate it.
That's simple

13

• "Kann es sein, dass du eins der Kinder ungerecht behandelst?"
• "Welches? Felix, Tim oder das Fette?"

10

21

I don't like to think before I speak, I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

21

The Mondayest Tuesday ever

19

70 years ago the V-Day

Never forget
Never repeat!

21

The more I eat and the more I want to eat. The more I sleep and the more I want to sleep. The more I work and the more .. Oh no! I was going to say something stupid!

21

When I've shown you that I just don't care
When I'm throwing punches in the air
When I'm broken down and I can't stand
Would you be man enough to be my man?

15

Life is
short
Live it
today

21

«Can I help you?»

«No. I just waited in line for 30 minutes to say 'Hi!'»

21

Take care of your employees and they'll take care of your business

20

Just as two breaths become one breath,
As two whispers become a cry,
Miracle before us lies,
The glory of a new-born child

20

I don't do drugs or drink.

At my age, I get the same effect just standing up too fast.

20

Feeling like wonder woman is possessing my body today

18

Guess
I'd rather hurt
than feel
nothing at all

17

I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me. Now I look around and wonder if I like them.

21

Love boldomatic 2.0

21

You will learn at your own expense that in the long journey of life you will meet many masks and few faces

- Luigi Pirandello

15

fighting online is so stupid.
i mean.....
what are you going to do ?
busta CAPS LOCK
on me?

21

MEET ME AT

-[|]--------[|]-

THE BAR

19

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children

15

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

~ Robin Williams

12

I have enough money to stop working and live comfortably the rest of my life ..

.. if I should die next Thursday

21

I hate two things in life

one
• someone speaking to me in the morning before I drank my coffee

and two
• my children knowing point 1, but don't giving a fuck

21

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