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MissB

Carrie Bradshaw's archenemy.

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MissB

My biography will be titled "Be Yourself And Other Ways To Stay Single."

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Haters will see you walk on water and say its because you can't swim.

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I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun... Well you don't need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.

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Do you believe in miracles?

Me neither.

I believe in risks, faith and tequila.

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People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point.
The glass is refillable.

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Porn is so unrealistic. I just took a shower with my boyfriend and all he did was stand in the corner shivering for 20 minutes while he handed me a bunch of shampoos.

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A group of kids is called a migraine.

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Out of all of my body parts I feel like my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least a thousand eye rolls a day.

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