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barbimini

writer, mom, wife, sister, daughter, friend. too busy for a damn job. trying to enlighten a new generation.

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barbimini

a ring on my finger doesn't mean a leash around my neck.

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when all else fails, and the world just won't understand,
i will be here,
cooking you food
that i will insist you eat.

and for some reason, we'll both feel better.

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poor spelling and grammar isn't bold, and it annoys the hell out of me.

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not all who wander are lost- some of us just have a fucked up map.

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you're cheese to my macaroni, the tacky music to my porn movie

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sex and chocolate produce the same hormones in the brain. but i don't have to shave my legs for chocolate.

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everytime i hear a man say that women have no pain tolerance, the words "bikini wax" "childbirth" and "eyebrow plucking" come to mind.

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i'd spell it out for you but i seriously doubt that would solve the problem.

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