_Nathalie_

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

Explore.
Dream.
Discover.
Believe.

Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

The synonym for reality is offline.

I don't care if you think I'm insane.

The unicorn who visits me in the night time says
I don't and
I believe him.

I love listening to lies when I know the truth...

i'm not
anti-social.

i'm
anti-stupid.

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MUSIC GENRES

Sentence: I SAW A FLOWER

RAP: Yo, I was hangin' with my muthafuckin' homies and we saw a muthafuckin' flowa' in a muthafuckin' garden.

POP: I saw a flower, I saw a flower, I saw a flower. It had blue petals; blue petals; blue petals.

ROCK: In fields where nothing grew but weeds I found a flower at my feet, bending there in my direction

EMO: I came across a beautiful flower but it FUCKING DIED.

METAL: ARSGYDSD FLOOOWWWWEEEERRR!!! AZBSVDHJSHDJD IN A FIELD!!!!!

The truth is, everyone's going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.

- Bob Marley

Of course your opinion matters,

Just not to me.

I have to stop saying
"How stupid can you be?".

I think people are starting to take it as a challenge.

Maybe when we die, the first thing we'll say is:

"I know this feeling. I was here before."

Dip it in chocolate and it'll be fine.

Respect old people.

They gratuated school without Google and Wikipedia.

Don't make me angry and then tell me to calm down.

That's like shooting someone and then wondering why he's bleeding.

sometimes the person that you'd take a bullet for is behind the trigger.

I think I've fallen in hate with you.

they told me
I couldn't,

that's why I did.

You speak like something
I wrote when
I was drunk.

I wouldn't say you're stupid.

You are.
But I wouldn't say it.

a crown doesn't make you a king.

I love finding money in my clothes.
It's like a gift from me to me.

When you feel that nobody loves you,
nobody cares for you,
everyone is ignoring you,
and people are jealous of you.
You should really ask yourself:

Am I too sexy?!

some people become cops because they want to make the world a better place.

some people become vandals because they want to make the world a better looking place.

You'd better listen to your heart because I think your mind is fucked.

While waiting for the right person, have fun with the wrong one.

I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it into the air...worst transformer ever...

smart phones, smart cars,
smart television...

when are they going to start making smart people?

things end, memories don't.

I'm not ignoring your calls. I just enjoy my ringtone.

Daily routine:

wake up
be awesome
go back to sleep

I have a black belt in sarcasm

Some people are like clouds.

When they disappear,
it gets a brighter day.

Sometimes you don't feel the weight of something you've been carrying until you feel the weight of its release.

Speaking is silver.

Writing is Bold.

I
WILL
NOT
KEEP CALM
&
YOU
CAN
FUCK OFF

the soul wouldn't have rainbows
if the eyes had no tears.

You can't make everyone happy.

So just concentrate
on me.

think like a proton, stay positiv.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Prince Charming is gay and living with Mr Right.

I'm sorry, what language are you speaking?

It sounds like bullshit.

You never know a person until you walk a mile in their shoes...

...or until you check their browser history.

Me? Jealous? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahayes.

you can't buy happiness, but at least you can buy Nutella.

create a life that makes you wanna jump out of your bed in the morning.

There are only five things we need in life:

- good friends
- good job
- good food
- good sleep
- good _uck *

* whatever you're
thinking, it's right.

o single
o taken
x I'm sexy
and I know it

Freak out your neighbours by renaming your WiFi to

"Police Surveillance Van"

I forgive and forget,

because I have a good heart and a terrible memory.

It hurts when you have someone in your heart but you can't have them in your arms.

You can't laugh at yourself?

Don't worry.
I can do it for you.

every flower needs rain as well as the sunshine.

Maybe God created the world, but everything else is made in China.

Don't call
it a fight when you know it's
a war.

I've
NEVER
faked
a sarcasm
in my life.

come to
the dark
side,

we offer
free wifi.*

They told me to never give up.

Now they call me a stalker.

learn how
to think with
your heart.

learn how
to feel with
your mind.

everytime we have to say goodbye I die a little bit inside.

KARMA
IS ONLY
A BITCH
IF YOU ARE.

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

sometimes you just need to trust and see what happens.

"Are you free tomorrow?"

No... I am f**king expensive.

black is colourful enough.

Sometimes
smiling is the best revenge

They told me to follow my dreams...

...So I took a nap...

We didn't lose gold.

We won silver.

have you ever been alone in a crowded room?

B F D
OPEN GOLD U FREE
L U I A C A E
DART NERD K REAP

I'd break all my rules for you.

We are all here
to have dreams and thoughts
that we should never lose.

Everybody should stop making fun of Justin Bieber.
That poor girl...

can't seem to find love.
but it's okay.
I know exactly where the chocolate is.

look,
my middlefinger
likes you

Generally, I'm a very nice person.

Just don't push the asshole button.

I S
K Z
A U
M
e i
u U S I
q M s K
i i m
s k u
M
K Ü
I Z c'est la vie

morning sex evening sex good-night sex
shower sex sauna sex after-meal sex
in-front-of-TV sex
bored sex make-up sex I've-missed-you sex
after-work sex
monday sex tuesday sex wednesday sex...

I-love-you sex.

Showers are great.
They make you feel nice and clean and you sound like a professional singer.

How lucky
I am to have something that makes saying
goodbye
so hard.

If I share my food with you it's either because I love you a lot
or because it fell on the floor...

I love it when someone insults me.
That means that
I don't have to be nice anymore.

Let the cosmos do his work and just take along for the ride.

Leaving the house on a monday morning would be much cooler if someone would yell "Aaaaand Action" as I walk out the door.

Please, if you're going to insult me over the internet, at least spell correctly.

let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday

coffee makes
the morning.

having sex too.

Run Monday run.

This world is not made for you.

you came on your own,
that's how you'll leave.
with hope in your hands and air to breathe.

more bad decisions

more good stories

Walking around the kitchen like Pac Man when you're hungry.

It doesn't matter how old you are - if a ballon is about to hit the floor, you dive for that shit.

i don't know what to think,
what to do, or what to say because
I miss you.

why do we need algebra?
finding "x" is only useful if you're a pirat.

Your face is not a coloring book, chill with the makeup.

How to tell someone that their breath stinks without hurting their feelings:

„Well, I'm bored. Let's go brush our teeth."

That awkward moment between your birth and your death...

a good day to be happy.
:)

I'll be the one if you want me to.

we all
feel a little fucked up sometimes.

How long do
I have to lay on the couch in the same position before
I can call it "Yoga"?

If there's one thing school taught me, it's never to touch the underside of a desk...

just don't ask me any questions in the morning. thanks.

When a package says "easy open" and you end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a chainsaw just to get it open...

Children in the dark make accidents.

Accidents in the dark make children.

It's just going to be another one of those mornings where I'm not rich and famous...

You don't know something? Google it.
You don't know someone? Facebook it.
You don't find something? MOM!

"You are what you eat" - That's funny, I don't remember eating a legend lately...

it's not who you want to spend friday night with.

it's who you want to spend all day saturday with.

life's too short for a maybe

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

It's really rude to talk while I'm interrupting.

An apple a day will keep anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

No one is perfect. That's why pencils have erasers.

You won't lose me.
I love you and I'll wait for you.

You never know what you've got until it's gone.

For example, internet connection.

"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring."

love is the
closest thing
we have to
magic
<3

happiness is a state
of mind

"everything is interesting
if you're interested."

Dear human,
you get mad at me when I wake you and you get mad at me when I don't.

Sincerely, confused alarm clock.

let me take your breath away.

there's
no distance
too far
for best friends
because
friendship
gives wings
to the heart.

wish everyone an egg-stra eggcellent easter weekend

You never realize how many things runs on electricity until it goes out...

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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Social networking is like a club.

Twitter is the dance floor.

Facebook is where people are crying in the toilets.

And Boldomatic is the place where people are at their mobile phones and write drunk messages...

sometimes people are beautiful just in what they are.

When you hear someone says "Facebook is so awesome",

you immediately think: "You don't know Boldomatic."

How do you know what an adventure is if you never took one?

why don't you speak it outloud instead of living in your head?

Sometimes silence is the loudest scream.

just close your eyes. You and
I'll be safe and sound.

You cannot hang out with chicken and expect to soar like an eagle.

Evaluate your friendship on a regular basis.

gib alles, ausser auf.

You maybe born this way,

but that doesn't mean

you have to
stay that way.

Men have a basic understanding of complex ideas.

Women have a complex understanding of basic ideas.

I'll advice you...don't mess with me:
I know Karate, Judo, Taekwondo, Jujitsu... and over 20 other dangerous words.

come fly with me to the moon.

sometimes it feels like my phone can read my mind when I let it choose a random song.

There's no half-singing in the shower.

You're either a rock star or an opera diva.

I don't make typos.

I make new words.

Just do it!

tomorrow.

Breathe in, Exhale...

Know that this very moment can be as perfect as you want it to be.

an end has a start.

WALK THROUGH LIFE LIKE A FUCKIN' CHAMPION.

Sometimes it can be fun to randomly shout:

"Hey, Asshole!"

in a crowd, just to see who turns around.

Knowledge is power and power corrupts.

So study hard and be evil.

opinion - p = onion

Accidental eye contact can either be cute, awkward or creepy...

You call it lazy.

I call it selective participation.

I WANT TO HAVE A POTATO WITH YOU.

hold on to your broken dreams.

will your mouth still remember the taste of my love?

Listening to someone's story and thinking lies, lies, lies and lies...

week
ends

work
doesn't

Here's an idea:

You go away and I'll stop ignoring you.

Dream big while you sleep and even bigger when you wake.

- Do you mind if
I smoke?

- I don't care if
you burn.

Harry Potter Fans:
"I wanna go to Hogwarts"

Percy Jackson Fans:
"I wanna go to the
Halfblood Camp"

Narnis Fans: "I wanna go to Narnia"

Hunger Games Fans: "I'm ok..."

The key to a successful relationship is to clear your internet history.

If google can't find the answer,
then it's not a really question.

Once a month
when everything
and everyone
just sucks.

Be brave, follow dreams, say fuck to everybody and fight for what you believe in.

We are all here to give hands and hearts, to not get lost.

I don't wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your neck.

I like it when you sleep for you are so beautiful yet so unaware of it

Why do hipsters hate rivers?

Cause they're too mainstream.

you could be happy.
i hope you are.

gone crazy.

...be back soon

learning what freedom feels like.

i'm happy and
i know it.

D
A
N
G
NASTY U T ALIVE EARN
A E N A D R A A
K A C M D O TRAP
E R U E E U E
D N TAPED DATES NEED

BE BOLD

there are enough people on facebook, twitter and instagram.

Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin.

How do you tell if your chocolate bunny is a boy or girl?

Bite its head...if it's hollow, it's a boy.

Do you like me?

Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.

one day maybe we'll meet again.

Where do we go from here?

you've got a pretty kind of dirty face.

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle.

Information goes in...

...then never to be seen again...

even if there is an ocean between us, nothing
can take our souls apart.

My room was clean. Until I had to decide what to wear.

"Everything has a reason"

When I punch you in your face, remember,
I have a reason.

I think of
you every morning, dream of you every night.

If someone says, they'll always be there for you... make sure you find out exactly where "there" is.

we've
all been changed from what we were.

and finally, hello new zealand <3

Some men say a woman's place is in the kitchen.
Just remember, that's where all the knives are.

Cheating isn't fair and it isn't bold.

Karma has no Deadline.

Dear Bolders

For 20 Likes you can see fled_nanders while he's sunbathing-
bare chested! ;)

(You can still like the posts even if you don't want to see him)^^

home is the place or the person you want to return over and over.

Dear parents, knocking WHILE you open the door to my bedroom
kinda defeats the purpose of knocking...

Ist das Kunst oder kann das weg?

Living on earth is expensive, but it does include free trips around the sun.

"You look tired"

is just a polite way for someone to tell you that you look like shit.

"I don't know.
Let's Yahoo it!"

Said by no one ever.

art washes away from the soul
the dust of daily life.

It's not the mountain we conquer, it's ourselves.

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wir sind passiert, bevor wir wussten, was
passiert.

Me? Stalk? Nah, I just observe...
at night... behind a tree...alone...

Wieso ist Montag so früh am Morgen?

For 1st April, Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around.

So people would post updates on who they stalk.

will we ever be the same again?

We keep this love in a
photograph
We made this love for
ourselves
Where our eyes are
never closing
Our hearts were never
broken
Times forever frozen
still

Excuse me, you have got a little bit of face on your make-up there

It´s not the place or the time that make a moment special it´s the people you spend it with.

the only
heaven
I'll be sent
to is when
I'm alone
with you.

Shhh...
we will talk later.

First get naked.

Don't talk about
yourself.

It will be
done when
you leave.

hahahahaha
hahahahaha

wait... what?!

Pizza: round food, cut into triangles and put into a square box...

i hope you are as nice as your bag.

all I want is
the taste that
your lips allow.

new year
same love

Don't be afraid of
white space.

There are four sides of every story.

Yours, mine,
the truth and the internet version.

Go on and tell rumours about me.
I love learning things I've never even knew about myself.

in half a year, I'll be writing from the other end of the world.

I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It`s still alive, but its hair looks amazing!

Rule of Algebra:

If it seems easy, you're probably doing it wrong.

need
a hug,
or a kiss, whatever.

going to the beeeach.

Dear Microsoft Word,
I'm pretty sure I spelled my name correctly...

My attitude in exams:

Give me questions I don't know, and I give you answers you don't expect.

i can resist everything.

except it's you.

Talk. Laugh. Love. Kid Around. Fight. Tease. Forgive. Understand. Have Fun. Paint. Make Music. Discuss. Cry. Console. Encourage. Support Each Other.
For Now and Forever.

Like me or not.

But if you don't, get at least out of my way.

Wow...
it turned out that I'm not a Ninja.

That really hurt...

When I see your face, my middlefinger starts to raise.

When a woman says
"Do whatever you want",
DON'T do whatever you want.

Going into a shop, saw a perfect top, looked at the price tag and slowly walked away...

hello weekend, nice to meet you.

Life is a combintion of magic and pasta.

I want you to know,
you'll always be a part of my soul.

Think from outside the box, collapse the box and take a fucking knife to it.

I can't find the joke

(._. ) ('-' ) (._.) ('-') ( '-') ( ._.)

It's a shame that I'm not a unicorn.

But today's my birthday...
so what (^.^)

Meine Nachbarn hören gute Musik - ob sie wollen oder nicht.

The closer you look, the less you see.

alles ist, nur noch halb so beschissen wenn die Sonne scheint.

Education is what you get from reading the small print;

Experience is what you get from not reading it.

My alarm clock says it's morning.

My brain says it's night.

Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now...

peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding.

Using the word "etc." to make others think you know more than you actually do.

We're all just nudists in disguise.

A man asked a fairy to make him desirable and irresistible to all women.

She turned him into a credit card.

You call it making a mess.

I call it marking my territory.

Blood sweat and tears won't retrieve it,
you just have to wait to receive it.

and if there's love
just feel it
and if there's life
we'll see it.

how do you know what tolerance is if you never had to get used to something different even if you don't like it?

Sure I can tell you nice things, but they'll all be about me.

i want you to kiss me, make me feel alright.

Don't call the world dirty just because you forgot to clean your glasses.

I save my homework until the last minute because then
I'll be older, therefor more wiser.

Home:

a place where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

Dear iPod,
when I put you on shuffle, I meant play all my favourite songs.
Sincerely,
skip, skip, skip,...

nothing in life has
a name
if you don't name it.

On a scale of 1 to 7, which letter of the alphabet is your favourite colour?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

"The difference between playing and fighting is quite small
if you are a dog. Just biting a bit harder."

You speak like something
I tweet with my left hand

Whenever life knocks you down, just calmly get back, smile, and then say:

"You hit like a little boy."

Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.

Back
to
Reality

how to do
the right thing if you want everyone to be happy, including yourself?

loving can hurt sometimes.

It's weekend! Forget
drugs, sex & rock'n'roll,

Let's Bold!

Speaking is silver.

Writing is Bold.

I WILL CUT YOU...!!!...

... a slice of Pizza, because I'm friendly.

"Who are you and how did you get in here?"

"I'm a locksmith and... I'm a locksmith...

Instead of "What's on your mind?" Facebook should say:

"just relax on the couch and tell me about your problems. Don't worry, nobody will know..."

If you don't like me:
-> take a map
-> get a car
-> drive to hell

Have a nice trip!

I can resist everything, except Temptation.

*

*
*
*
*
*

*

And
I think
to myself,
what
a wonderful
world.

Where can
I download motivation?

Varmt välkommen till Bold, Swedish!

(^.^)/"

"Leben" heisst rückwärts "Nebel".

Kein Wunder, dass ich manchmal nicht durchblicke...

and remember what Bilbo used to say:
"It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to."

Doing new things every day.

The grass was greener
The light was brighter
The taste was sweeter
The night of wonder
With Friends surrounded

The dawn mist glowing
The water flowing
The endless river

Forever and ever.

You tell me I'm crazy. The voices tell me I'm not.
11 against 1, so...

If monday had a face,

I would punch it.

Stop me before I do something useful.

There's always a light at the end of a tunnel.
Just pray it isn't a train.

When all else fails, smile. It confuses people. :D

Seh ich aus wie ne Bratwurst oder wieso gibst du deinen Senf dazu?

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

you should not wait for love, you should go on towards it.

How many times do I have to say "excuse me"
before
"get the fuck out of my way!!" becomes acceptable?

"I need a boyfriend"

No, you WANT a boyfriend.
You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.

TWEET

backseat, beat, beet, bittersweet, broadsheet, bufete, cheat, cleat
compete, complete, conceite, concrete, crete, defeat, delete, discreet, discrete, eat, elite, entreat, excrete, feat, feet, fleet, freet, gamete, greet, heat, indiscreet, indiscreet, maltreat, marguerite, meet, mete, mistreat, neat, neet, offbeat, peate, pleat, preheat, prete, punee, receipt, reheat, repeat, repleat, seat, sheet, skeet, sleet, street, suite, sweet, teat, teet, treat, weet, wheat

it's all
illusion

Life is Tetris.

How lucky
I am to have something that makes saying
goodbye
so hard.

I wanna fuck you and make you feel alright.

Love is in the air,
grab it.

"I'm going to bed" actually means, I'm going to lay on my bed and be on my phone for a time.

Wow, I am a suggested writer?!

thanks <3

Staring at a hot boy and thinking...we are going to make beautiful children on weekend...

While taking a test: my answer is 'no'.
"If your answer is 'no', explain why."
Okay, never mind, my answer is 'yes'...

some of us learn from the mistakes of others...

...and the rest has to be the others.

*Does 5 push ups*

Me: "Olympics 2016 here I come!"

« Go to hell!! »

...« See you there »

I don't hate you. It's just my attitude has problems with your personality.

What's the meaning of life?

Sirius: I don't know. But I think there's an App
for that.

(-.- ) (-.-) ( -.-) (-.-) (-.- ) (-.-).-)
(-.( -.-) (-.-) (-.- ) (-.-) ( -.-) (-.-) (-.- ) (-.-) ( -.-) (-.-) (-.- ) (-.-).-)
(- ( -.-) (-.-) (-.- ) (-.-) ( -.-) (-.-)
(-.- ) (-.-) NSA (-.- ) (-.-)-.)
( -.-) (-.-) IS ( -.-) (-.-) (-.- ) (-.-) WATCHIN' ( -.-) (-.-)
( -.-) (-.-) YOU ( -.-) (-.-)-) (-.- ) (-.-) ( -.-) (-.-) (-.- ) (-.-)-.)
( -.-) (-.-) (-.- ) (-.-) ( -.-) (-.-)-) (-.- ) (-.-) ( -.-) (-.-) (-.- ) (-.-).-)
(-.( -.-) (-.-) (-.- ) (-.-) ( -.-) (-.-)

do it adagio.

but play it forte.

I was going to conquer the world...

...but then...

...it rained.

Why does the hipster like ice?

Because it was water before it was cool.

I'm on the bucket list of Chuck Norris.

He wants to meet me.

Art is a celebration of life.

"Do you do drugs?"

No, just take this special milk powder every day.
You know this white powder who makes you really happy and euphoric...

Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up.

After I finish laughing.

Friendship is like a violin;

The music may stop now and then,

But the strings will last forever.

I love using big words to sound smart.

I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

If you love something, let it go.

But if it doesn't
come back to visit,
hunt it down and
kill it.

Say this fast:

I M 2 6 C 4 U

Carpe
fucking
Diem

be different

be bold

be you

No, keep talking!

I always yawn when I'm interested...

Nothing is more expensive than a woman who's free for the weekend...

My daily routine:
wake up
bold
get up
bold
school
bold
be awesome
bold
school
bold
go back to sleep

Zwar keine Ahnung haben wohin, dafür Mut trotzdem loszurennen.

Sometimes I really feel like being at the other end of the world. When people in my homecountry are telling me about their plans for today, which is ice skating and baking christmas cookies for instance. And my today is pretty much over already and I spent it diving out in the sea. Nearly got sunburnt & stuff.

one love, two mouthes

one love, one house

no shirt, no blouse

just us, you find out.

Bye niveau and decency!

See you on Monday...

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

It's just that yours is stupid.

We are only limited by our own imagination -

and money.
and talent.
and genetics.
and time.
and other people.

let's go for it!

I am f*cking perfect.

In my way.

there's nothing worse
than a bad internet conne

this bold will make you happy.

<3

I'm the boldest person in my village.

just skyped with my host family for the first time. love them already^^

even the longest holidays come to an end..

$stress reliever — — / Bang\ ( Head ) \ Here / — —$

Food always looks better when someone else is eating it...

black is not a colour is not white is not a colour is not black is not a colour is not white.

me: "mmh hrmpf ehh hmm..."

you: "I know what you mean."

No, I'm not nervous.

I'm hyperventilating for fun.

Making mirrors look good.

- since 1998

I don't like ice cream.

I love it.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahanotfunny.

One of the best feelings is not having to set your alarm clock.

Dear sneeze,
if you're gonna happen, then do. But don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it that way.
Sincerely, look like an idiot *hatschi!*

"Ich habe es satt, hier jeden Abend rumzuhängen",

sagte die Glühbirne -
und brannte durch.

enlarge your world

be bold

They are called
"skinny jeans"
not
"make you skinny jeans"

präventives Frustessen

Zitat meines Instrumentallehrers auf WhatsApp:

"Echt geil dieses WhatsApp.
Sorry für die verbale
Entgleisung"

hahahaha xD

"I'm a ninja."
"Prove it!"
...
"Did you see that?"
"See what?"
"Exactly."

"Do you have a dream?"

Yes, I'm living it.

Try and fail,
but never fail to try.

So many awesome people in the world,
I'm one of them.

If your glass is half empty, get a smaller glass.

Love is Tetris.

Try it.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

morgenstund hat kaffee im mund.

ready to go friday

think fabulous.

act fabulous.

be fabulous.

Age 11: wip the hair back and forth

Age 36: drive the children back and forth

Age 81: rock the chair back and forth!

We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much.

My teacher has a heart of gold...

...or whatever metal they're using to make robot hearts these days.

We could take a lesson from the weather.

It pays no attention to critism.

Shut up.
My shoes are higher than your niveau, and I'm shoeless.

a lot of

vitamin D

(^.^)

When you try to compliment someone but end up insulting them...

Always and never
are words you should always remember never to use.

FUNGRY

The state of being fucking hungry

WEEKENDS JUST DON'T HAVE ENOUGH DAYS.

Birthdays are just nature's way of telling us to eat more cake...

ohne Orientierungssinn sieht man viel mehr von der Welt.

If I had a dollar for every smart thing you say,

I would be poor.

Today's secret word is "thanks". If someone says the secret word, scream loud and punch them in the face.

If you can't solve
a problem,

BURN IT.

To error is human,
to love is devine,
to piss me of is a mistake.

"If you want the ultimate ride, you have to be willing to pay the ultimate price."

laundry today
or new clothes tomorrow.

bin nicht der beste Mensch, doch immer da für dich,
wenn du mich brauchst.

I can't find the joke

(._. ) ('-' ) (._.) ('-') ( '-') ( ._.)

We've
all been changed from what we were.

$| | | |___ ___ | ___ | | \ / \ | / | | | | | | | | |___./ \___/ | \ ___/| bringin' people together since 2012$

I dance with a million devils,
made love to a million angels.

don't feed the monster
under your bed.

and we danced
and we cried
and we laughed
and had a really really really good time.

take my hand
let 's have a blast and remember this moment for the rest of our lives.

be the change you wish to see.

don't know what to do because
I love you.

N: Why are you laughing?
Me: I just read your thoughts.

$*Set the math book on fire* It has way too many problems. So it wanted to die... R.I.P.$