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mirjamjaeger

I ski, I dance & I eat chocolate....! www.mirjamjaeger.com

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mirjamjaeger

If you fart in bed, remove the blanket first...
just sayin'...

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I feel too sexy for my cloths... but YOU, you should keep'em on!

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If life throws stones in your way build a bridge rather than a wall...!

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If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on first.

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I love when people claim to know something about me that I didn't even know myself;)

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Men are like parking spots...

the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!

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Lick it & suck it... yummy!

Who doesn't love lollipops?!

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Him: "Baby say something dirty!"

Her: "VW Golf 2.0 Diesel."

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