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ElfiEdel

TOO HAPPY to be poor

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ElfiEdel

Sitting in a bar having drinks with a friend...
I casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said " That's us in ten years".

He said "That's a mirror, dipshit!"

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...I always tell the truth, even when I'm lying....

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You'll find me in the fridge

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good moms have sticky floors, dirty ovens, and happy kids

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All we need is vitamine LOVE

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you don't
need water
to be sparkling

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happy wife
happy
live

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