dreamworld

die with memories,
not dreams.

What Susie says
of Sally
says more of Susie
than of Sally.

Remember that.

Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

namaste,
bitches

if you cannot find peace within yourself, you will never find it anywhere else.

Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.

we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry

Its better to have nobody, than to have someone who is half there, or doesnt want to be there.

Ich habe noch nie im Leben einen Sarkasmus vorgetäuscht!

SOMETIMES YOU LOVE PEOPLE IN A LANGUAGE THEY CANNOT UNDERSTAND.

Don't feel
so special
My Ex
fucks
everyone

HOME IS WHERE YOUR BAUCH DOESN'T HAVE TO BE EINGEZOGEN

I hope you step on a Lego.

I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible and when I leave, you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

slut

a woman
with the
morals of a
man

and sometimes, just sometimes, when people say forever... they mean it.

We live on such a beautiful planet but in such an ugly world.

A boyfriend should make his girlfriends pussy wet, not her eyes.

A girlfriend should make her boyfriends dick hard, not his life.

sometimes,
you have to give up on people. not because you don't care but because they don't.

I'm going to stand outside.
So if anyone asks,
I am outstanding.

inner beauty is great but a little mascara never hurts.

whatever.

I'll just
date
myself.

while they all fall in love with her smile, she waits for the one who will fall in love with her scars.

alle warten auf 2016.
aber was ist, wenn jetzt 2015s kommt?

each time you open a book and read it, a tree smiles knowing there's life after death.

You will never be completely at home again, because part of your heart always will be elsewhere. That is the price you pay for the richness of loving and knowing people in more than one place.

never forget what took me a lifetime to learn; you have only one heart, be true to it.

there is someone in my head but it's not me.

home is where your heart is.

It's not your job to fix me, its your job to hold my hand while i fix myself.

I want someone who'll sit on a rooftop with me at 2am & tell me their fav songs and their family problems, & how they think the earth was made.

THIS HEART OF MINE WAS MADE TO TRAVEL THE WORLD.

Mein Ex-Freund wurde von seiner Neuen verlassen. Mir ist vor Mitgefühl fast die Voodoo Puppe aus der Hand gefallen.

a golden cage is still just a cage.

Laut Bibel ist Homosexualität eine Sünde. Hab' vergessen, wo es steht. Irgendwo zwischen der redenden Schlange und der schwangeren Jungfrau.

If her bra matches her panties when you take her clothes off, it wasn't you who decided to have sex!

in a room full of art, i'd still stare at you.

Knowing when to walk away is wisdom.
Being able is courage.
Walking away, with your head held high is dignity.

let's emotionally damage each other and call it love.

I LOVE THE SMELL OF POSSIBILITY IN THE MORNING.

Gib deine Träume nicht auf.
Schlaf weiter.

It's not how big the house is,
it's how happy the home is.

I will wait for you because honestly I don't want anyone else.

Ich bin übrigens nicht perfekt und arbeite auch nicht daran!

ich mag leute nicht, die ihren eigenen post liken.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,

I thought voldemort was ugly,

But then I saw you.

Flowers in her hair.
Demons in her head.
Drugs in her veins.
Madness in her mind.
Love in her soul.
Storm in her heart.

Anyone can find the dirt in someone. Be the one that finds the gold.

Nicht vergessen!!

Heute Nacht werden die Waagen um 10kg zurückgestellt.
Auf Sommergewicht!

irgendwie sind leute in meinem alter viel älter als ich.

forget how much it hurts and try again.

Gerade beim Selbstgespräch gestritten und mich dabei enterbt.
Ihr kennt das.

A comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing ever grows there.

Fill your life with adventures, not things. Have stories to tell not stuff to show.

YOU WILL ALWAYS FEEL LIKE HOME TO ME.

my mom 0.00002376 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long!

When you are stalking your ex`s insta and accidentally like one of his pics from 2 years ago and you gotta deactivate your account and start a new life in china.

nobody ever tells you that emptiness weighs the most.

Depression isn't always at 3am, sometimes it hits you at 3pm when your with friends and you're half way though a laugh.

The truth is that airports have seen more sincere kisses than the wedding halls, and the walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of a church.

I'm Not Single.

I'm In A Long Standing Relationship With Fun And Freedom.

when a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

you know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.

dear pillow, sorry for all the tears.

You still look like a movie, you still sound like a song
My God, this reminds me of when we were young.

Es gibt keine Grenzen. Weder für Gedanken, noch für Gefühle. Es ist die Angst, die immer Grenzen setzt.

If I am an angel, paint me with black wings.

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”, my first instinct when I see a human is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

I promised myself I would never fall in love with you. But it's 4 am and we're laughing way too hard and I felt happy for the first time in a long time and I knew I was screwed.

JOBS FÜLLEN DEINE BRIEFTASCHE,
ABENTEUER FLÜLLEN DEINE SEELE.

we must learn who is gold,
and who is simply gold plated.

there's a devil in your smile

Want breakfast in bed?

Sleep in the kitchen!

how do you say goodbye to someone you can't let go?

Und mein Hirn so, wenn ich versuche zu schlafen: "ein Schaf, zwei Schafe, drei Kühe, Schildkröte, ENTE, KLAPPSTUHL, YAYAYA COCOJAMBO YAYA YEAH!"

WE ALL DESERVE
MORNING SEX
AND PANCAKES

"Bitte entschuldigen Sie mein Deutsch, ich lerne diese Sprache gerade."

"Yoah Alda! no prob. Alles easy man!"

there is no plastic surgery for the soul.

Laut Kontostand ist morgen Februar.

Ein tschechischer Kraftfahrer geht zum Augenarzt um seinen Sehtest aufzufrischen.

Vor ihm auf der Tafel steht:

C Z S C W Y N S T A C Z E C

Der Augenarzt fragt ihn: "Und, können Sie das lesen?"

Der Kraftfahrer erwidert: "Lesen?", "Ich kenne den Typen persönlich!"

why should we only "rest in peace?"

why don't we live in peace too?

I don't have a Welcome mat at my door because I'm not a liar.

Kann man mit Tampons schreiben?

- In der Regel schon!

never run faster than your guardian angel can fly!

sometimes,
I just look up, smile, and say

"I know that was you"

Best Friends Don't Let You Do Stupid Things....

Alone!

Halloween:
When nerds dress as superheroes and sluts pretend to be wearing a costume.

Mir reicht, dass ich weiss, dass ich könnte, wenn ich wollte.

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE FEARS.

HAKUNA
MADAFAKA

some people go to high school...

others go to school high.

The fact that you aren't where you want to be, should be enough motivation.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.

ich liebe es, wenn ich so durch fb scrolle und auf einmal mein bold post auftaucht.

To me, home was never a place; it was a feeling. It was the way the people I loved said my name.

IF YOU CAN LOVE THE WRONG PERSON THAT MUCH IMAGINE HOW MUCH YOU CAN LOVE THE RIGHT ONE

Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people.

Dear Mind, please stop thinking so much at night, I need to sleep.

Boldtreff

27.06.2015
Zürich

YOUR FACE WOULD LOOK BETTER BETWEEN MY LEGS.

MY LOVE IS LIKE A CANDLE BECAUSE IF YOU FORGET ABOUT ME I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

if loving you kills me tonight, then i was ready for death the moment you said hello.

fernweh

an ache for distant places; the craving for travel

Hallo Fröinda

Ich wünschu ew fa härzu es güets nöis, gsundheit, liebi, glick & daswer 2014 alli zämu witer so super bolde!

DON'T BE A TOURIST

BE A
TRAVELER

Luck is for losers.

You can't spend your whole life holding the door open for people and then being angry they didn't thank you. Nobody asked you to hold the fucking door.

THE IDEA THAT SOME LIVES MATTER LESS IS THE ROOT OF ALL THAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD.

kennst du das? wenn du noch soooo viel erledigen musst & du liegst einfach nur im bett und denkst "ach du scheisse wie krieg ich das noch hin"

single weil die auswahl einfach scheisse ist!

PEOPLE ARE THE PRETTIEST WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THEY REALLY LOVE WITH PASSION IN THEIR EYES.

you must want to spend the rest of your life with yourself first.

I am more afraid of living in a world without any sharks than meeting one underwater.

Wer schweigt, stimmt nicht immer zu. Er hat nur manchmal keine Lust mit Idioten zu diskutieren.

If there is a watermelon there should be a airmelon, firemelon and a earthmelon the four elemelons.

I was told I was dangerous.. and I asked why. And their response was "because you don't need anyone."
I smiled.

Distance means so little when someone means so much.

THE REBEL IN ME WILL NEVER DIE

to make a difference in someone's life, you don't have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful or perfect.
you just have to care.

jeder lügt.

Das ist die einzige Wahrheit.

Ich führe ein Leben mit viel Würde. Und Wäre. Und Hätte.

LET'S DO WHAT WE LOVE
AND DO A LOT OF IT.

Der Autofahrer vor mir hat gerade eine Banane aus dem Fenster geworfen. Netter Versuch, aber ich bin mit Mario Kart aufgewachsen.

GO TO BED YOUNG DREAMER

when the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.

slow down and enjoy the journey right now.
take time for the people in your life.
they won't always be there.

wild is my favorite color

wenn ich lächle, liegt es daran, dass ich gerade überlege etwas böses zu tun. wenn ich lache, habe ich es bereits getan.

Some days, I feel everything at once. Other days, I feel nothing at all. I dont know whats worse - drowning beneath the waves, or dying from the thirst.

you call it Disney,
I call it home.

Wir Dorfkinder wissen wenigstens noch, dass Kühe nicht lila sind!

Wenn man alles aufschreibt, was man besitzt, dann hat man am Ende nur eine Liste, wenn man aber alles aufschreibt, was man erlebt, dann hat man eine Geschichte.

depression is like being homesick but not knowing where home is.

Bei manchen Menschen denke ich mir: "Der dreht sicher auch das Viereck bei Tetris!"

stay wild, follow your dreams & drink coffee.

with you,
it's different.

live your life by a compass not a clock.

Don't ignore the signs you asked god to show you...

Die Leute die unsere Welt zerstören, tragen Anzüge und Krawatten, keine Tattoowierungen oder Vollbärte!

Auch viele Männer haben einen begehbaren Kleiderschrank.
Bei denen ist es aber die ganze Wohnung.

One of the greatest moments in life is realizing that two weeks ago your body couldn't do what it just did.

Schlussstriche

zieht man nicht mit Bleistift!

try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.

Hold your head high, and your
middle finger higher. Let him
know what he's missing.

I'm surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let's go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven't done before. I wanna live.

Sometimes,
I grab my boobs.
Because, well,
I can.

happy new year my friends all over the world.

When I was young, I was told I was different. And I felt out of place - too loud, too full of fire, never good at sitting still, never good at fitting in. And then one day, I realized something that I hope you all realize. Different is good. When someone tells you that you are different, smile, hold your head up and be proud.

HAKUNA
MA'VODKA

no memories for the rest of your life.

cause in the end all you really have is memories.

Ich bin auf dem Dorf gross geworden. Ich wurde nicht erzogen, ich habe überlebt.

Ich freu mich schon auf alle, die nächstes Jahr im August heiraten.

Das wird eine typische 08/15 Hochzeit.

Hab mir gerade Legos und ein Dreirad bestellt.
Ich fang nochmal ganz von vorne an.

Für dich soll's rote Rosen regnen. Mit Vase.

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

head up
stay strong
fake a smile
move on

Wir wollen doch alle bloss wieder kinder sein, weil aufgeschlagene knie viel schneller heilen, als gebrochene herzen.

And in the end, we were all just humans.. drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness.

if you're not losing friends,
then you're not growing up.

Ich so: Ich schlafe jetzt.

Meine Gedanken so: Tanze Samba mit uns, Samba, Samba die ganze Nacht.

Hab jetzt schon mal ein Zettelchen unters Bett geklebt. Für das Monster. Es darf heute Nacht mit mir oben schlafen. Bin einsam.

Heut ist so ein schöner Tag

schalalalala

WUHUHUUU
NEW SOCKS!

oh darling,
after all,
all you have is yourself

Brüste sind wie Lego. Für Kinder gemacht, aber Männer spielen damit.

you must love in such a way that the person you love feels free.

God couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers.

I was his angel.
Now he's mine.

when the city of light goes dark, the rest of the world lights up for them.

-nervös?
-ein bischen.
-ist es dein erstes mal?
-nein, ich war schon mal nervös.

please don't make this feeling go away..

WHAT A NIGHT !

berlin is killing me

Weil wir Engel ohne Flügel nicht Engel nennen können, nennen wir sie Mama.

all the memories come back,
but he never does.

The scariest thing about distance is that you don't know whether they'll miss you or forget you

I'm tired of losing people.

Wenn die Liebe bei einem von euch vorbei kommt, bitte festhalten, die bekommt noch aufs Maul von mir! Danke!

Because someone we love is in heaven, there's a little bit of heaven in our home.

you're not the only one who's sad.

If you have crazy friends you have everything

You don't know me until you've stayed up till 4am with me.

learn to say no without having to explain yourself.

You tasted like fire
And I miss that.
So, at times
I drank a little.
And at times,
I drank too much.
But I only drank
Till it burned me enough.

So, hab jetzt mal an jedem 7. Ei geschüttelt, wegen den Figuren und so...
Lange Rede, kurzer Sinn..
Manchen Männern hat es gefallen, anderen nicht.

NAMAST'AY THE FUCK IN BED.

karma isn't a bitch;

It's a mirror.

GOOD MORNING

let the stress begin

Never too old to bold!

The older you get, the more you realize that it isn't about the material things, or pride or ego.
It's about our hearts and who they beat for.

two men traveled the world. one carried a suitcase, the other a backpack.

the first man watched the world; the second man touched it.

Some people make your laugh a little louder, your smile a little brighter and your life a little better.

choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life.

Beziehungsstatus:

Dinner for one,
Drinks for two.

Ich bin nicht stur! Ich bin nur Meinungs-stabil!

And he was like the first cigarette. You dont know what youre doing at first and before you know it; youre addicted.

you don't get the ass you want by sitting on it!

Wenn man jemanden erstmal liebt hört man nie wieder damit auf. Echt nicht. Man verdrängt es nur.

ZoJ for president!

War gestern Abend so betrunken, dass ich ein Taxi nehmen musste.

Heute werde ich's zurückbringen!

Honestly, my goal is to build a life, and career, where I'm not constantly waiting for the weekend. I don't want to live that way, where I hate five days of the week because I hate my life and job so much, that the only relief I get is Saturday and Sunday.
I want to enjoy my life every day!

I already miss obama.

with you,
i am home.

love me like my demons do.

I hated every minute of training, but I said, 'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion'

MEHR SCHMUSEN
WENIGER STRESSEN

I miss you in waves and tonight I'm drowning.

Loslassen ist nicht dasselbe wie Aufgeben. Loslassen erfordert eine gehörige Portion Mut.

They say don't look back, but sometimes it's important to see how far you've come.

Sometimes,
all you can do
is lie in bed,
and hope
to fall asleep
before
you fall apart.

trust the vibes you get, energy doesn't lie.

"Wie nennt man nochmal diese überflüssige Haut am Penis?"

"Mann"

someone's therapist knows all about you.

I like my coffee how I like myself:

dark, bitter & too hot for you!

We stood there, looking at each other, saying nothing.
But it was the kind of nothing that meant everything.

learn the rules
like a pro, so you
can break them
like an artist.

Werdet bloss nicht erwachsen. Es ist eine Falle!

she believed she could, so she did.

There are wounds that never show on the body that are deeper and more hurtful than anything that bleeds.

Te:
( ) amo
( x ) quila

Lass uns trinken!

warum, hast du geburtstag?

nein, vodka

Ich habe viel durchgemacht im Leben.
Vor allem Nächte.

there's is nothig pretty about bleeding from the inside out.

I bet my soul smells like weed.

The best revenge is to move on, get over it, and continue to succeed. Never give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer.

Jesus loves me, even with my piercings and tattoos.
Amen.

Die Zeit wartet nicht auf bessere Zeiten.

study tip: stand up. stretch. take a walk. go to the airport. get on a plane. never return.

wir frauen sind nicht kompliziert. wir wollen nur geliebt werden. und überraschungen. und schmuck. und andere dinge, die du herausfinden musst.

When people leave, they take a part of you with them.
So many have left, & there's nothing left to take.

It's funny how girls run from the guys who try to make them happy and fight for the ones who make them cry.

If tomorrow, women woke up and decided they really liked their bodies, just think how many industries would go out of business.

One
ticket
to
paradise, please.

Das man erwachsen geworden ist, merkt mann, wenn die monster unter deinem bett in den briefkasten umgezogen sind!

You will never look like the girl in the magazine. The girl in the magazine doesn't even look like the girl in the magazine.

"Du musst auch mal Gefühle zulassen!"

"SIND ZU!"

Du machst mir Sex im Kopf.

the trouble is, you think you have time.

ich mache da nicht mit.
Das würde Stunden dauern, bis ich ein spontanes selfie hab!

Mir gefällt deine Art. Es gibt genug Menschen die mit angezogener Handbremse durchs leben gehen.

Let the world say you are crazy, then you are free to do what you want

sore.

the most satisfying pain.

REMEMBER:

SOMEONE IS HAPPY WITH LESS THAN YOU HAVE.

courage,
dear heart.

Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.

There are all kinds of love in this world but never the same love twice.

My life is a constant battle between my love of food and wanting abs.

Jobs fill your pocket. Adventures fill your soul.

Ficken bis die Wolken wieder lila sind.

If I lose control?
If I'm lying here will you take me home?
Could you take care
of a broken soul?
Will you hold me now?
Oh, will you take me home?

I don't have a dirty mind. I just have a sexy imagination!

Es ist unwichtig, was die Leute hinter deinem Rücken reden. Wichtig ist, dass wenn du dich umdrehst, alle die Fresse halten.

sometimes you don't know how to fit in until you break out.

I just wanna
travel, fuck and
love.

Eins muss man der Trauer lassen: Sie schreibt schönere Texte als das Glück.

I don't want realism.

I want magic.

Maybe the mistakes I've made and how I've recovered might help somebody. Nobody identifies with a perfect person.”

You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have to rise up and say, I dont care how hard this is, I dont care how disappointed I am, Im not going to let this get the best of me. Im moving on with my life.

what matters most is how well you walk through the fire

You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That´s God playing sims, he just canceled your action.

ALL I
WANT FOR
CHRISTMAS
IS MY
HOGWARTS
LETTER

Ich hasse es, wenn Frauen so schöne Augen haben, dass ich es nicht schaffe ihnen auf die Brüste zu gucken!

I do my thing and you do your thing. You are you and I am I. And if in the end we end up together, it's beautiful.

WHEN YOU SAID
YOUR LAST GOODBYE
I DIED A LITTLE BIT INSIDE

Your dreams are as hungry as your demons. Make sure you're feeding the right ones.

Glück ist,
wenn dir Lachen und Orgasmus von derselben Person beschert wird.

hab mein herz in berlin verschenkt.

Adulthood:

Planning on drinking a green juice and heading to the gym after work, but instead sitting on the couch drinking a bottle of wine.

Ever tried.
Ever failed.
No matter.
Try Again.
Fail again.
Fail better.

Per SMS Schluss zu machen, ist billig. Per whatsapp kostenlos!

What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven.

so happy to say that I don't have followers here - I have friends!

I GOT IT

z'Diplom iner Hand

Jedes Mal, wenn ich dir zuhöre, denke ich mir, dass 10-25 Jahre für einen Mord gar nicht mal so viel sind.

Happy birthday to the most beautiful girl in this world - my little sister.

Wer mich nochmal fragt was abgeht dem male ich ein x auf die Stirn und sag Edding schon mal nicht!

Can't wait for the first time, I can see you and say
"I Love You" .

Die Lüge ist bereits dreimal um die Welt gelaufen, bevor die Wahrheit die Schuhe anzieht.

ARCHITECT
OF MY
OWN

Du bist was ich will, du warst es von der ersten Minute an, seit Jahren nichts daran geändert, du wirst es immer bleiben.

Mein Chef sagte, ich sei psychisch gestört. Mir ist vor lauter Lachen fast die Kettensäge aus der Hand gefallen.

hakuna
maSQUATa

one day it won't hurt as much as it does now. sometime in the near future, day to day, it'll get easier. the nights wont feel so lonely, the mornings wont be so damn difficult. your heart may ache now but theres power in pain and you're just getting stronger.

Rausgehen ist wie Fenster aufmachen, nur noch viel krasser.

he was beautiful,

but he was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful.

Komm mit mir. Du wirst es bereuen, aber es wird dir gefallen.

I've been reckless, but I'm not a rebel without a cause.

home isn't home without mom.

I'm a paradox. I want to be happy, but I think of things that make me sad. I don't like myself, but I also love who I am. I say I don't care, but I really do. I crave attention, but reject it when it comes my way. I'm a conflicted contradiction. If I can't figure myself out, there's no way anyone else has.

I plan my outfit based on how much food I plan on eating.

Habe heute eine Prostituierte getroffen. Sie meinte, sie würde für 50fr. alles tun. Jetzt ratet mal, wer ein aufgeräumtes Zimmer hat.

If you have a family that loves you, a few good friends, food on the your table and a roof over your head, you are richer than you think.

BLOWJOB
IS BETTER
THAN
NO JOB

wenn di s'läbe figgä wott, seisch eifach hebsch chopfweh.

$The smallest of house can be the happiest of home... _____________________ / \ / \ | ____ ___ _____ | | | | | | | | | | |___| | . | |____| | |_________|__|_____________| . * . * ) ) . * . . * *. * . * ( ( . *. . * *. * .$

whenever I buy new clothes I take them home and I'm just like yo what the fuck did I wear before I had this.

Imagine all the people living life in peace.

Titten sind wie Lego.
Für Kinder gemacht aber Männer spielen damit.

If chaos is a work of art, then my heart is a masterpiece.

und wenn ich davon träumen kann, kann ich es auch in die tat umsetzen.

bei uns dorfkindern wartet der bus wenigstens noch auf uns.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

don't call it a dream. call it a plan.

AND NOW I'LL DO
WHAT'S BEST FOR ME.

Pizza mit minem Schatz!
*.*

Oh, I dont mean youre handsome, not the way people think of handsome. Your face seems kind. But your eyes - theyre beautiful. Theyre wild, crazy, like some animal peering out of a forest on fire.

Letting go is always the hardest part

this is hallooween
this is hallooween

halloween halloween halloween halloween

it's hard to beat a person who never gives up.

Every day I miss you more. But that also means, I am every day a little closer to you.

sobald ich ein piratenschiff mit wlan finde, bin ich ja so was von weg hier!

Das Glück in deinem
Leben ist direkt
abhängig von der
Qualität deiner
Gedanken.

Hinter jeder starken Frau stehen drei schwache Frauen, die kein gutes Haar an ihr lassen.

Verkehrsfunk: "Achtung, Achtung, es liegt ein Besen auf der Autobahn!"
Mädels? Alles gut? Jemand abgestürzt?

"50% unserer Klasse ist schlecht in Mathe!"

"50%? so viel sind wir gar nicht!!"

Ich habe einem Hipster ans Bein geschossen. Jetzt hopster.

this is life not heaven, you don't have to be perfect.

Don't be the girl who needs a man. Be the girl a man needs.

Regel Nummer 16:

Wenn jemand denkt er hat die Oberhand, brich sie ihm!

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt,

only more love.

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you've been mean to someone, they won't believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it's time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

calling at home feels like speaking with the future & my mom felt like she's talking to the past.

She was never crazy, she just didn't let her heart settle in a cage. She was born wild.. and sometimes we need people like her. For it's the horrors in her heart which cause the flames in ours. And she was always willing to burn for everything she has ever loved.

Kleider machen vielleicht Leute, aber das Herz macht den Menschen.

It's funny how artistic we become when our hearts are broken.

Lächerlich, wenn jemand mitte zwanzig versucht, dir die welt zu erklären. Das können nur fünfjährige.

Always find time for the things that make you feel happy to be alive

can't wait to have sex with the boldomatic condoms

Dad: Oh you can't possibly be bi.

Me: my first orgasm was while staring at Angelina Jolie.

Dad: .......

Me: ........

Me: I'm bi.

sometimes,
I just look up, smile, and say

"I know that was you"

Sandmann lieber Sandmann..
wo bist du?

some people are worth drinking for

Ich bin ein Mofa.
Halb Mensch, halb Sofa.

Würde im Kühlschrank einer arbeiten, müsste man ständig "Nein danke, ich schau mich nur um.", sagen.

"Ich will 30cm und es soll weh tun"

"Ich fick dich zweimal und knall die eine, ok?"

if travelling was free you'd never see me again..

but dear, don't be afraid of love, it's only magic.

An der Laterne war so ein Zettel auf dem stand: "Haben sie unsere Katze gesehen?" Habe sofort angerufen und "Nein" gesagt. Man hilft, wo man kann.

If today were my last day here, I don't regret any of it. I've spent my time here, and my life, trying to love and understand, and be loved and understood. I've been hurt a lot, but, I am grateful for the true hearts I've touched and who've touched mine. And, I'll take them with me, wherever I wind up.

Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.

Und schon wieder ist ein Tag vorüber, an dem ich Algebra NICHT brauchen konnte!

Auf dem Aufkleber an meinem Briefkasten steht:

Nur Werbung!
Keine Rechnungen!

"Schatzi, habe dir heisses Wasser eingelassen."
"Danke, heute war so en stressiger Tag!"
"Es kocht, du kannst die Spaghetti rein tun."

yes I'm an artist but this does not mean I work for free! I have bills just like you!

breathing dreams like air.

Sich nach dem Blutspenden auf die Waage zu stellen und sich zu freuen, dass man ein halbes Kilo leichter ist zählt nicht, oder?

So many years of education, yet nobody taught us how to love ourselves.

Die besten Antidepressiva sind Menschen, bei denen man sein kann, wie man ist.

Habe meine Frau zum einkaufen geschickt. Gibt wahrscheinlich wieder Schuhe zum Abendbrot.

Ich könnte unser komplette Garten einzäunen, so viele Vollpfosten sind mir heute begegnet..

Mein Zimmer war eigentlich aufgeräumt. Aber dann wusste ich nicht, wass ich anziehen soll!

Wake me up when summer 2o14 begins.

Guter Sex
ist das
Aaaahhhhhh
und
Ooooohhhh.

Wenn meine Gedanken mich beim einschlafen hindern...

lese ich einfach alte bolds von ZoJ...

...dann ist mein kopfkino mit spassigem gefüllt und ich kann einschlafen.

Dieser peinliche Moment, wenn du diese wundervolle Person umarmen möchtest und dann gegen den Spiegel rennst.

Drachen getötet.
Beziehungsstatus:
wieder Single.

I fall in love with details.

more sex
less work

Maybe we'll meet again, when we are slightly older and our minds less hectic, and I'll be right for you and you'll be right for me. But right now, I am chaos to your thoughts and you are poison to my heart.

Ich bin das Regenbogenschaf der Familie.

Und alle, die hinter meinem Rücken reden: Vergesst Bitte das "GEILER ARSCH" nicht!

And when you kiss me,
I swear I can taste the next 60 years of my life.

Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness,
it took me years to understand that this, too, was a gift.

I get butterflies just thinking about the next time I'll see you.

KARMA IS LIKE 69: YOU GET WHAT YOU GIVE.

If your life were a soap opera, you would have the perfect script! Your daily life is filled with exciting moments and just never gets boring! Your character and your actions are filled with drama, which makes everyone attracted to you! That is why it is so easy for you to meet new people. Impressive!

Ich weiss nicht weshalb, aber seit ich dich kenne, scheint meine welt ein bisschen besser zu sein, farbiger und lebenswerter. Manchmal lächle ich ohne grund, denkend an die zukunft. an unsere zukunft. Du lässt mich alle traurigen momente vergessen & schmerz ist nur noch ein wort weit weg.

“I think its very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.

there is no hell.
do whatever you want.

Because the greatest part of a road trip isn't arriving at your destination. It's all the wild stuff that happens along the way.

Noch nie hatten wir so viel Liebe auf Boldomatic wie die letzten Tage!

Ich hab die Brüste, ich bin der Boss!

YOU'RE SO FAKE,
BARBIE IS JEALOUS.

Alles was ich über das Tanzen weiss, habe ich von herumliegenden Legosteinen gelernt.

Was für ein wunderschöner Morgen! Ich möchte singen, tanzen und Mitmenschen vor einen Bus schubsen.

DISCIPLINE > MOTIVATION

"Ich war doch gar nicht so betrunken gestern."
"Alter, du hast der Dusche gesagt sie soll aufhören zu weinen!"

Pelz sieht nur schön aus, wenn er auf den eigenen vier Pfoten läuft.

Today I level up!

eat diamonds for breakfast and shine all day.

Ich kauf mir jetzt ein Haus, einen Affen & ein Pferd.

Und dann trag ich den ganzen Tag Strapse. Ihr könnt mit gar nichts.

tomorrow is my last day at work.

I'm happy!
hab heute "lerntag". ich bin aufgestanden und hab zwei gipfeli vor der türe und eine sms vom chef: "damit du gut in den tag startest"

Time is the longest distance between two places.

Ich kauf mir ne Cola mit deinem Namen drauf, werf'n Mentos rein & schau dir beim explodieren zu!

mom: sit like a
lady

me, with my legs in two different countries: no

tears are words the heart can't say.

home is where the wifi connects automatically

HOGWARTS IS MY HOME.

Die Leidenschaft bewirkt, dass man nicht mehr essen, nicht mehr schlafen, nicht mehr normal arbeiten kann, sie raubt einem den Seelenfrieden. Sie reißt alles mit, was sich ihr in den Weg stellt, und das macht vielen Angst.

"Moralische Charakterstärke bedeutet die eine Sache zu finden, die Dir wirklich was bedeutet. Diese eine spezielle Sache, die Dir mehr bedeutet als alles andere auf der Welt. Und wenn Du sie gefunden hast, kämpfst Du für sie. Du riskierst alles. Du stellst sie vor alles andere..

Don't feel
so special
My Ex
fucks
everyone

Männer die im Haushalt helfen werden öfter flachgelegt.

The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies...
It comes from Friends n loved ones.

everyday is leg day when you're running from your problems.

So, endlich mal wieder Sport gemacht..

Ritter Sport.
Zwei Tafeln.

Wir ritten nackt, mit Nutella verschmierten Mündern, lachend auf Einhörnern durch die Nacht. Dann haben sie unsere Medikamente geändert..

Wenn du dich nicht entscheiden kannst, wirf eine münze. wie sie landet ist ganz egal, beim hochwerfen merkst du, auf was du hoffst.