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loryane

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loryane

Home sweet mess.

264

Half of my feelings are doubts about the other half of my feelings.

53

When I was a
baby, an evil fairy cursed me with
an expensive taste and no money.

50

Staring is caring.

65

24 shopping days days left until your loved ones find out how little you understand them.

45

Opinions are facts marinated in bullshit.

51

Worried I am wasting my life worrying about wasting my life.

22

All you need is
love,

all you want is
sex...

All you have is
porn!

48

Free to choose,
but not free from the consequences of the choice.

20

i licked it, so it's mine.

24

Don't believe everything you think.

15

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

30

We all get addicted to something that takes away the pain.

25

Sometimes...
I see someone's Bolds and think, we could totally be friends.

29

Sometimes I amaze myself, other times I can't remember what day it is.

22

They say ignorance is bliss but I find yours rather disturbing.

24

Love without friction is fiction.

19

You can't
make somebody love you.

You can only
stalk them
and hope for the best.

21

I don't drink alcohol.
I drink distilled spirits.

So I'm not an alcoholic, I'm spiritual.

26

When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say.

18

I'm so good at algebra that I could replace your x and you wouldn't even know y.

17

Nothing is more stressful than making plans to relax.

17

All of our
reasoning
ends in
surrender
to feeling.

12

WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY... Oh, there it is.

19

Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light;
I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.

11

He's hot I swear,
let me find a better picture...

17

I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me from me.

22

The problem with being a good listener is that people want to tell you stuff.

17

That risky naked run from the bathroom to the bedroom...

20

Is the juice worth the squeeze?

14

Life in general ruins my nerves.

16

I hope you step on a Lego... barefoot.

18

It's no secret that I like to get paid for what I do.

12

OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER/YOUNG ENOUGH TO DO IT AGAIN ANYWAY

19

Remember when stalkers called themselves "secret admirers"?

10

Freiheit ist anstrengend, denn sie setzt Wahl voraus.

11

Stupid conversations make complete sense when you are talking to someone special.

17

Don't let the imaginary person in your head keep you from loving the real one right in front of you.

9

Maybe if I check one more internet site I'll find happiness.

15

Beware of surprises that don't involve nudity.

14

Sometimes we put up walls.
Not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to knock them down.

9

OK, that was actually funny.

But I don't like you. Therefore I shall
not laugh.

16

Making memories is so much easier than trying to erase them.

13

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell their body parts for money.

14

Creative minds are rarely tidy.

14

Dear almost-sneeze,
would you please stop making me look like I had an orgasm, thanks.

15

There is always that one pen that makes you write neater.

14

Anybody else just lay in bed making mental movies of perfect scenarios?

12

Don't worry it will all look ridiculous to you in a few years anyway.

14

Is anything worth doing worth overdoing?

12

Stupid Bolds are like drugs; you have to keep upping the dose to feel anything.

10

L I F E I S G R E A T
You should get one!

15

Staying awake for 24 hours is a great way to connect with your inner psycho.

13

Birds pick at the best fruit.

15

Some days
I love you, others I want to sell you to the mob.

13

I have no words to describe this day.
I do, however, have a ton of obscene gestures.

15

Will meine eiskalten Füsse an dich drücken!

7

Daydreaming while driving and wondering how the hell you made it home alive.

13

Promise less or do more.

13

I see you're busy. I'll come back later to ruin your free time.

14

I prefer my
confidence
stirred, not
shaken.

14

Forever is my favorite F word when I think about you.

10

There's no problem so big that it cannot be solved with a little self-delusion.

14

Being (b)old doesnt feel so (b)old now that I'm (b)old.

13

I put my head on the pillow and let the quiet put things where they're supposed to be.

11

Sometimes,
I drive through the hood blasting an audiobook.

14

Just tell me. I promise not to laugh.

11

I drink coffee because I need it and wine because I deserve it.

13

Laying in bed, remembering a conversation and imagining what you should have said instead.

9

Class is knowing
what to say, when
to say it and when
to stop.

11

Don't be
taken in by
somebody
who relies
on charm
to prevent
depth...

8

Maybe try being less spiritual and more talented.

13

Of course I talk to myself...

Sometimes I need a professional opinion!

13

Nights for overthinking, mornings for oversleeping.

13

Never judge a book by its movie.

12

Use your imagination, or you can borrow mine.

13

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

11

"I need to stop,"
I whispered as I clicked
> next episode.

12

Did I look like this ALL DAY?!

13

13

The scariest thing about me is that I am the result of a happy childhood.

10

I do not speak average.

12

The dumber you are, the less you know it.

13

*500*
This is worth a drink!

Merci...

13

People wearing name tags are usually the first sign you are in a sucky place.

13

The grass is greener where you water it.

13

Sometimes, your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil •

13

Ideas are like maps. You have to explore them on foot to see what they're really about.

7

Gratitude turns what we have into enough.

9

If I show you a picture on my phone and you start scrolling, I might stab you.

11

Sometimes the easiest way to solve a problem is to stop participating in the problem.

11

I just realized that I'm the antagonist in my own life story.

12

If everything is going your way, expect shitstorms.

11

Getting into a cab and yelling: "Follow that car!"

10

The sex
is the same
but the
dishes start
to pile up.

12

Eager to minimize passivity.

7

Missing is
a part of moving on.

12

Im Brocki e Sunnebrüue choufe und aus Hipster bezeichnet wärde...

9

Sweatpants are wearable apathy.

10

Hipsters who hate other hipsters for being hipsters.

12

My New Years Resolution?

I'll probably
keep it at 1680 x 1050 like always.

Thanks for asking!

11

Don't raise your voice, improve your argument.

10

Trust me when I say that I'm not secretly judging you.
A lot of people know about it.

9

Please tell me less about yourself.

11

5

The creative process

1. This is awesome
2. This is tricky
3. This is shit
4. I am shit
5. This might be ok
6. This is awesome

11

You don't drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there.

5

The more you like yourself, the more other people don't.

11

There are no bad ideas, only good ones that go horribly wrong.

11

Don't look back, unless it's a very good view.

11

Never compete with someone who has nothing to lose.

11

I love free speech.
I also love ignore, mute and block.

10

You never really know someone until you played UNO with them and the mother fckr hits you with a draw four.

11

Scheherazade survived only by not being boring for 1001 nights.

11

Class
over
swag.

9

The world is place full of people waiting to be offended by something.

10

My career is basically a placeholder while I wait for someone to give me a chocolate factory.

9

Contrary to my actions, my mind is crystal clear.

11

You're easy.

Loving you is beautiful.

11

You can tell a lot about a person within the first two minutes of starting a movie with subtitles.

11

The closest I've ever come to poetry is talking to you.

11

Just like a cat,
I know what I'm doing but I can't explain my methodology.

11

The only thing worse than being blind, is having sight and no vision.

11

Life
wastes
itself while
we are
preparing
to live

11

“The function of music is to release us from tyranny of conscious thought.”

10

Je suis excessive.

10

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.

9

Everybody loves you until you become the competition.

9

Trying to make sense of crazy will drive you insane.

10

My soulmate would have to
hate that word.

10

I will totally
judge you
based on
your choice
of breakfast
cereal, you unfrosted
weirdo!

10

10

Adulthood
is about unlearning the bullshit we picked up as kids.

10

Dolled up to argue with you.

8

Zwischen Analog-Nostalgie und Gadget-Geilheit.

9

8

"That's why most of my friends are guys..."

Girls

10

There must be a disgusting story behind every shoe on the sidewalk.

10

Every now and then I fall apart.

7

When later becomes never.

10

Cherry
on the bottom. Hope
on top.

10

She got my soul paralaxed.

8

Why finding fault like there is a reward for it?

10

There are only two ways to break a chair: the scary way or the sad way.

10

Nothing is worth a bumper sticker.

10

Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up.

9

Nothing beautiful asks for attention.

10

You are relying on an intuition which I do not possess.

9

You're not stuck in traffic, you ARE traffic.

10

I like the way you say my name...

10

It fucks itself, if you're patient enough.

10

If 'what goes around, comes around' means, you can rest at night, knowing the people you treated badly had it coming...

- you suck.

10

I'm hungry for authenticity.

10

If you tickle me,
I'm not responsible
for your injuries.

8

Hope is the anticipation of good.

8

A beautiful mind is a terrible thing to waste.

9

Don't make decisions when you're angry.

Don't make promises when you're happy.

9

All us bolders should all come together and play cards against humanity,
I think we'd be pretty good at it...

9

no life
only lifestyle

7

Gesundheit ist eine Entzugserscheinung.

9

Something sucks about
everything.

9

OVER
THINKING
RUINS YOU

9

Pessimism isn't always deep.

Optimism isn't always dumb.

9

Everything is connected.

9

Love
is a bigger mystery than death.

9

No favors for fuckers.

9

No one will ever love you as much as I don't.

9

Being good at being a dick doesn't count.

9

Feelings are supposed to be indicators not fabricators of reality.

9

*
Happily
ever after
is so
once upon
a time

9

May your Easter
be filled with
solid chocolate
eggs, not the cheap,
hollow crap.

9

Too much perfection is a mistake.

8

Listen to understand, not only to reply.

9

You look Plan B-eautiful tonight.

9

I hate how my advice works for others but never for myself.

9

Die einzige stabile Währung ist alkoholische Gärung.

9

Perfectionism is self abuse of the highest order.

8

True friendship isn't about being inseparable,
it's about being separated & nothing changes.

8

Hands off the piece of food I mentally claimed!

8

Ähnlich einem Pilzgericht, weiss man beim Techtelmechtel auch erst später, ob es ganz ungefährlich war.

9

No winter lasts for ever.

8

Save me time and know what you want before you ask.

8

Ich gebe dir nicht die Schuld, ich delegiere.

8

When you hit your hip on the edge of a table and it feels like you just got shot.

8

My iMessage is green instead of blue. Does that mean I'm pregnant?

8

I don't fear uncertainty anymore, 'cause I will not accept anything less from someone else than what I can already do for myself.

9

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

9

She speaks of drinking but never of thirst.

9

You should never think what you are feeling.

9

Sometimes
I just have to stop and smell the whiteboard markers.

9

shoUlder
SHOULDer
sHOuLDer
sHouldER.

9

What is simple in the moonlight by morning never is.

9

What the fuck did I just read?

8

Get rich or try sharing.

8

May the bridges
I burn
light the way.

6

What you do today is important, 'cause you are exchanging a day of your life for it.

6

The hard part is making it look easy.

8

truly
madly
deeply
cheesy

8

I think I speak for everyone when I say
we hate being spoken for.

8

The unraveling of a person usually begins when they start to believe their own hype.

8

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