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There's a Pokemon hiding in your moms dildo drawer.

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I'm going to undo the duct tape for a minute so you can agree how romantic this is.

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War is when the government tells you who the enemy is.

Revolution is when you figure it out yourself.

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I keep tinfoil on the head of my dick so the government can't read my mind.

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No YouPorn...
I do not want to play poker,

I'm at work.

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the teenage version of us would've been burning cars right now

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The biggest prank we ever pulled was George W. Bush.

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