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meohmy

The hands of friendship have no color.

112

Reality slaps wishes in the face.

102

Without nipples, boobs would be pointless.

104

One of the hardest decisions is whether to walk away or to try harder.

89

Trick or treat, smell my feet,
give me something good to eat.

60

" If you have
an erection
that lasts
for more than
4 hours..."

...call me!

39

Imagine a world where everyone was kind.

47

I was lonely, but then I found me.

61

I made three mistakes:

~believing you
~believing in you
~believing you believed in me

64

Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

65

The best posts come straight from the heart.

67

Just dealing with what I am feeling.

47

No amount of plastic surgery can change the ugly inner truth.

56

why do i keep forgetting
that i have choices?

67

That mini heart attack when you text the wrong person.

48

The best things in life are not things.

59

When I am sad and feeling blue, I think of time spent with you.

48

Silence is golden.

45

A hard man is good to find.

37

Don't believe everything that you think.

36

Never regret anything that has happened. It cannot be changed, undone or forgotten.
So take it as a lesson learned and move on.

44

Every flower blooms in it's own way.

45

BOLD
ON
BEAUTIFUL BOLDERS

29

Even old dogs can learn new tricks.

26

I would rather be alone by myself than alone with somebody else.

30

Repost if you would like to see Donald Trump in prison.

20

He presented himself as a prince, but turned out to be worse than a frog.

34

We are all in this together ....one way or another.

31

Too many forever friends dying.

I miss you in the morning and in the afternoon and in the evening and underneath the moon...

41

Be with those that bring out the best in you not the stress in you.

58

To touch and be touched by the heart.

37

I want to be the hero of my own story.

38

Find something you would die for
and live for it.

36

If you don't read the news, you are uninformed.

If you read the news, you are misinformed.

31

You can't put a price on memories.

33

Happy Father's Day to all of the grandparents, mothers, uncles, and others who play the role of "father" every day!

32

It is sad to me that some people feel the need to cut others down in order to make themselves look better.

37

For every day that drains you, hope lives on.

31

I couldn't
see it
before...

...I wasn't
ready.

33

Twinkle twinkle huge star
how I wonder how huge you really are.

28

Some people hit your life so hard that they leave a stain on your future.

33

Acceptance without judgement.

26

I'm voting for Donald

Duck!

35

Sometimes the smallest light can brighten the darkest night.

33

Memory
is the
treasure
of the
mind.

22

Having a nice ass does not give you the right to act like one.

43

It is a beautiful day!
That is why I am leaving the windows open while I stay in bed and read.

34

Juneophobia:

The fear of never being as funny as @juneocallagh.

29

If you are a wanker and you know it, clap your hands.

Just don't clap them near me.

18

Not all who wander are lost.

32

When it comes down to it,
all we really have is ourselves.
love the one you are with.

34

Woo
hoo!

Bold just became even more amazing with the ability to translate!

30

Sometimes, you just have to hang on.

26

Sometimes the cost of loving is losing.

29

I won't share mine,
if you don't share yours.

22

Dear morning, I want to break up with you. I am still in love with last night.

35

You can't lose something that you never really had.

33

I lost
him at...

"So,
do you
Bold?"

23

A bend in the road is not the end of the road unless you fail to make the turn.

22

Even if I die tomorrow, I feel like it all has been worthwhile.

29

Honesty
can be kind and not brutal.

34

The lights are out.
The party is over.

33

I'm going to be a grandma!

36

I can resist anything except temptation.

23

Breaking free from the world that I have created for myself.

26

If you think sunshine brings happiness, then you have never danced in the rain.

27

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It's not hard.

33

24

Beware the ides of March.

18

Starting your day with a friend is starting your day with a smile!

19

Leaving the comfort of the known for the uncertainty of the unknown.

23

Sometimes you get what you give.

Sometimes not.

28

Arlo Jay was born at 3:25 weighing 8lbs, 6 oz.

35

27

Some things are so hard to resist.

32

I
just
resisted
arguing
with an
idiot.

22

I'm trying to get my ducks in a row, but I can't find any ducks.

21

Back to reading to escape reality.

27

Selfish
Millionaires

20

The signs are there if you dare to notice them.

30

Hello sunshine my long lost friend!

14

Two
years
on
Bold
What
a
wonderful
place
to
grow
old!

26

Of course size
matters.

28

I want to be the icing on your cake!

20

One woman's hobby can be another woman's hubby.

22

The difference between a lawyer and an alcoholic is that one passed the bar and one didn't.

29

Staying in bed reading all day is almost as good as staying in bed loving all day.

29

I wish you were with me in my bed instead of just floating around in my head.

31

21

uh oh!
My daughter is now on Bold.

30

Accepting little for fear of nothing.

22

When I close my eyes, you are there.
When I reach for you, you are gone.

30

Thank you bold family.

34

When you finally realize how good that it feels to be done,
then it is really done.

21

We all have the same amount of time,
it's what we make time for that makes the difference!

31

Can't
put a price
on love.

22

Duct tape does not fix everything?

29

No more premature expectations!

30

If patience is the key, I shall forever be locked out.

30

Everytime that I almost win this difficult solitaire game, I think I hear it's creator laughing.

26

I went out to find myself, but I got lost.

30

Life is like a bicycle to keep your balance you must keep moving.

31

And then there was only one.

19

Feeling
like
you
never
quite
fit
in.

27

Today is a great day to wave exuberantly at someone you don't even know.

23

It is too damn hot to go looking for anything.

26

I wish I had autocorrect for my life.

28

if
only
it were that
easy

24

Dreaming with my eyes open.

25

Dear Santa,
It wasn't me.
It was June. I swear.

17

Stepped out of my comfort zone.

22

Sometimes you get what you need at the time that you need.

26

While taking a dump,
I thought
of Trump,
wishing he
could be flushed away just as easily.

29

Moving past tragedies and living life.

14

I drink I think too much!

26

planned
procastination

19

Dear Yahoo, I don't need any breaking news updates. I have enough drama on my own.

27

Sugar can crumble so easily but don't be afraid to stick out your tongue to taste it.

Sarah Kay

12

If at first you don't suck seed.
Try, try again.

18

The most wonderful truth,
I miss you less every single day.

30

Part of being respectful, is accepting things that you may not understand.

21

As I was cleaning, my ex said "keep it up". I said "I will if you will".

16

Apparently, I am into money laundering.

I just found $3.75 in my washing machine.

26

Every moment is a fresh beginning.

22

Oranges and reds, touches of violet and blue, wishing to spend this sunset with you.

20

Sometimes you have to alter your flight path to avoid heavy weather.

29

Just because you have the right to do it does not make it right to do it.

29

I just want to stay in bed and read and nap all day.
Would someone else please be the grownup today?

28

If I ever get it together, I will scare myself.

16

Trying to fit this year's booty into last year's pants.

19

28

Cold winter day.
Driving to feel the heat from your love.

24

I am so sore fom riding John everyday this week.
He is such a dear!

19

Just making memories.

18

This pathetic election boils down to who is the less scary one.

20

23

Loneliness
is feeling like a stranger
in your own family.

28

I won't promise that I won't do it again!

25

It's not a lie...

...if you
believe it.

26

My 76 year old mother painted her house today.

I can hardly keep up with my laundry.

21

28

Dear Bolders,
Keep this shit up and I may never cum* for you again.

17

I think
i think
too much!

26

The first testicular guard, the "cup", was used in hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

24

Dogs
are
not
our
whole
lives,
but
they
make
our
lives
whole.

24

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

27

What a lady.
What a night!

21

Trying to live simply in a complicated world.

27

Time really flies when you don't want to get out of bed.

21

You are what you think.

19

17

Even dull blades can cut deeply.

27

and then there was one

15

Practice safe text!

25

Happy Valentine's Day to all my lovely Boldies!

22

An eye for an eye only makes the whole world blind.

27

Meet me far, far away.

25

Silence can be golden, but it can also speak volumes.

22

Nothing like having to wake up extra early on a Monday morning to hurry up and finish the things you never got around to doing when you had two whole days to do them.

26

A 'handful' of a woman is the only woman worth handling.

19

And
the
beat
goes
on

26

You are too busy looking in the mirror at your narcissistic self to even notice.

26

A pretty face is nothing if you have an ugly heart.

21

With everything that you have said and everything that you haven't.

22

My dishwasher appears to be broken...

...It won't empty itself...

26

The
best
path
I
ever
took
was
with
you!

26

Your stupid lies don't bother me half as much as the fact that you think I might be stupid enough to actually believe them.

26

Sometimes you get so used to the pain, that it just feels normal.

26

I know that
I don't know

25

Forever
friends
accept your changes just as you accept theirs.

25

I drank so much tequila last night that I woke up speaking fluent Spanish.

20

Have faith in what is and let go of what was.

23

Looking at my luggage and thinking how old and worn out it looks.

20

23

Thanks
for one of the best nights of my life!

21

So much too do,
so little motivation.

25

Sometimes absence makes the heart grow hollow.

25

18

That mini heart attack when you text the wrong person.

25

Don't save it for the morning after, tell it to me now.

16

The nail that sticks out gets hammered down.

24

Without life and love there is no loss or pain.

25

I just got hit on by a hummingbird.

I wish I was kidding.

24

Playing in the rain.

24

Just keep paddling.
Your wave will arrive to take you all the way into the beach.

24

The phone charger in my car quit working. I guess I'll have to buy a new car.

21

Please ask for help when you need help!

24

Here's to being treated like a queen!

20

thank you bolders for bringing me sunshine

19

Passport to Mars anyone?

24

I did not go to the liquor store over lunch break.

24

Don't ask me a question if you are not going to listen to the answer.

24

Dear algebra, Please quit asking us to find your x. She is never coming back. Do not ask y.

24

Happy Third Bold Birthday to me!

24

Realizing that you are okay just the way you are.

23

16

I sent a text to my young daughter asking her to take my coke out of the freezer. After I hit 'send', I saw that autocorrect had changed coke to cock.

22

sassy
classy
kiss my
assy

24

24

Don't ever forget who you are.

Love and respect that!

24

Happy Day After.

17

If I grow up I want to be 'Winnie The Pooh' or 'Goofy'.

23

Grief is a personal thing.
No one can tell you how to do it.

23

Walking down the maternity ward hall with my baby by my side with her baby inside.
Miraculous!

23

Happy
New
Year!

17

I have so much time on my hands that I can't get anything done.

23

BOLD
ON
BEAUTIFUL BOLDERS

23

And a yip yip and a yee haw!

23

The only thing absolute in my life right now is vodka.

23

" If you have
an erection
that lasts
for more than
4 hours..."

...call me!

22

I wish that I had a nephew to watch Sponge Bob with right now.

23

Where do animals and insects go after they die?

17

Character, like a photograph, develops in the darkness.

21

I would rather be alone by myself than alone with somebody else.

23

we just use the future to escape the present

23

Put your phones down
and pay attention to your children!

23

We all have our different realities.

23

My hair has been pulled, I have been bitten, I have been "handcuffed", and the day isn't even over yet.

23

Enjoying nature, is inherently good for humanity.

23

And me...without
a ducky...

23

My list of things to do today:

22

I am thankful for all of my bold friends!

22

do you think it possible
that some people
are born to give
more love
than they will ever
get back
in return

???

22

Happy is the man who finds refuge in himself.

22

The boldest of hugs to our sweet Lady June!

23

Silence can be more powerful than words.

22

Ankles deep
in mud.

22

Should you drive a tractor if you can't even hook your bra?

22

Spider
spider
on the floor,
run to Jaybyrd so I don't see you anymore.

16

Here I rest, my legs like noodles me oh my, he loved me oodles. ....

22

And, sometimes, you've got to hold yourself, in the darkest night, and tell yourself that it's alright.

Sometimes, it's a lot of dark nights.

It's alright.
It's alright.
I promise.
It's alright.

22

If I grow up, I want to be...

...never mind.

22

How do deer know to cross at those signs?

22

Grateful for
memories!

19

Where do I go from here?

22

The nearer the bone, the sweeter the meat.

22

I just had
to
unfollow someone.

22

21

Comfortable is as comfortable does.

22

All the world is a stage and most of us are desperately
unrehearsed.

22

Sometimes spontaneous
is awesome,

sometimes not.

22

What's shaking?

21

You accuse me because you know that the finger really points at you.

18

Friends do not define me. However, those whom I call friends affirm that I am worthy.

16

Oh dear
Pen, where art thou?

21

21

It's going to be another night to remember!

21

Should I stay or should I go...

17

I can see
20/20
in hindsight.

21

15

Welcome to America. Home of the free. Free to buy guns and commit mass murders.

21

Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?

21

I have the pens, but not the words; the feelings, but not the linguistics. Whisper in my ear the proper way to say all that I am unable to express.

21

I just increased my breast size.

21

21

Education is important.

Beer is importanter!

21

My family makes me feel lonely.

21

Later doesn't always happen.

21

And here we are.

21

If you can't be happy in life;
what is the point?

21

you may be right...
... I may be crazy...

18

Wudtek: the person you call when your woody isn't wood it used to be.

12

Don't
waste your life doing things that you don't want to do.

21

m x

i
e
d

feelings

21

peace
be
with
you

20

I got a new toy named "Moby"!

21

Lots of information today. I'm not sure how to deal with it all.

21

Don't believe everything that you think.

21

19

People are not always pleased when I tell them I was thinking about them while I was in the shower.

21

19

Too much

and

too little.

16

I don't want to get out of bed and be a grown up today.

19

Problems can help us find solutions.

21

21

I am feline* like this day should be over.

20

You're never too old...

...until you die.

20

Happy
Ho Ho
Fellow Bolders!

20

Going back to our favorite place, alone, knowing we can never be together again.

20

The only impossible journey is the one that you never begin.

20

Only six more bold days to catch up on.

18

8:00 used to be time to go out. Now it is time for bed.

20

Imagine a world where everyone was kind.

20

14

20

If Susie talks to you about Sally,
she probably
talks to Sally about you.

20

Could of
would of
should of.

20

Well hell, time to go out and face the world.

17

Beautiful
smile

20

When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctor slapped your mother.

20

Speak kind words and you will hear kind echoes.

20

Pack a bag, fill the car with gas, turn off the GPS and just go.

20

Thanksgiving:

an attitude
of gratitude!

19

You must be busier than a squirrel stealing nuts.

20

Nine tenths of education is encouragement.

19

All I want for Christmas is you.

17

I lost
him at...

"So,
do you
Bold?"

20

20

O
M
G
feels
so
good

My own bed!

20

20

w
i
t
h

everything
that we do

w
e

l
e
a
r
n

20

Demi,

you always make me smile!

12

20

Sounds like a place to get a nooner.

16

My goal for the day is to stay in bed until noon!

20

He presented himself as a prince, but turned out to be worse than a frog.

20

I was sitting on the toilet this morning thinking

"I do not have time for this shit".

20

If you have an erection that lasts for more than four hours, call me...

19

When you take me there, I want so much more.

19

Road trip to Australia.

Who is in?

19

After the violence of the storm, I am grateful for friendships strengthened and new friendships made.

19

I might have to move soon.

My dog has decided that he is in charge and I have to go.

19

whew!
My daughter only used Bold to contact me. She's not staying on.

19

I
don't
think
so.

19

David
Duke

Puke

19

"I gotta' get out of this place,

if it's the last thing I ever do."

19

Q: What is a fundamental mistake of man's?

A: To think that he is alive, when he has merely fallen asleep in life's waiting-room!!!

Idries Shah

19

New Guiness World Record holder...

...man with 18.9 inch penis.

19

Who removed the breathalyzer from my phone?

19

True love knows no parameters.

19

Don't
evah*
believe
when
someone
says
your*
stupid.

19

"This is like watching a hamster hump a pencil."

19

You cannot hang out with negatve people and expect to live a positive life.

19

Dressing up like a teacher with a ruler in my hand because he's been a bad boy.

14

'Twas the day before Christmas and all through the house,
No alcohol found, not even an ounce...
Come keys, come car get me to the liquor store.

19

I don't want pieces, I want it all!

19

I have feet with which to run,
I wish for wings to help me soar.

14

Happy
Birthday
wonderful
woman!

19

Is it still called a nap if you go back to sleep after never really leaving bed in the first place?

19

Halloween is the only day that I applaud people for pretending to be someone that they truly aren't.

19

Every
new
day
is
a
chance
for
happiness!

19

My 100 pound black lab was just scared by a daddy long leg spider!

19

I made my own day by bringing a smile to someone's face who was sad and lonely.

19

19

"Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow..."

So I do not have to go, have to go, have to go...

18

Sad day in
America!

19

If you want a friend, be a friend.

19

All that's left
isn't right.

19

And then, there was you!

19

A people that values it's privledges over it's principles soon loses both.

19

There once was a man who messed with Jodie,
he no longer can thanks to the Bold family!

19

Every ass likes to hear himself bray.

19

You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.

19

A word to the disorganized

Sorry, I can't find it.

19

Tacky plastic figures inhabiting tacky people's yards.

17

18

I don't really understand destiny.

18

I
just
want
to
be
with
you.

18

Cremation gave me a smoking hot body!

18

Wow!
I've never been blocked before. It kind of hurts.

18

" If you have
an erection
that lasts
for more than
4 hours..."

...call me!

18

There was a sign beside the road that said "shoulder work ahead". I pulled over for a massage, but it did not get me anywhere.

18

It has not been wet here for a long time.

18

Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad

-Henry Wadsworth

18

If this is a time machine, I hope we meet, again.

18

Oh what a
tangled web
we weave,
if by accident
we do conceive.

18

18

Not sure if I need a hug or a nap.

18

18

18

Your present situation is not your final destination.

18

When nothing goes right...

...go left.

16

Sitting outside on a beautiful evening listening to live jazz and blues.

18

Juneophobia:

The fear of never being as funny as @juneocallagh.

18

We are all in this together ....one way or another.

18

It's much better to know
and be disappointed,
than to never know
and always wonder.

18

Making a list, checking it twice;
wanting to be naughty and nice!

18

15

not giving a shit is so relieving

16

Long live
crayons.

18

...the rockets red glare, bombs bursting in air...

18

Avoid the rush...

apply for a passport now.

18

Sometimes you just need to do what's good for your soul.

14

18

We dont see things as they are; we see them as we are. - Anais Nin

18

Insanity is doing the same things over again and expecting different results.

17

why
in
the
....
did
I
just
read
the
news?

18

Don't give me bits and pieces and expect me to give you my all.

18

Teaching a man new tricks!

18

And who in the hell is feeding the fish?

12

There's a Boldie on the go,
typing away just like so.
When he lets the words flow out,
he shows the Bold world what he is all about.

18

i saw a spider in my bathtub, so i got a piece of tissue and very, very carefully, burned the house down.

19

Peace
Love
Acceptance

18

Watching
my daughter's passion and pain

and still..

understanding without answers.

18

My life has been great!

What a journey!

17

17

Dreaming of traveling to Ireland to write poopy posts as a pair.

17

I don't even have to watch the stoplight. The people behind me always let me know when it turns green.

17

When god was handing out noses, June thought that he said penises so she asked for a big one.

16

I'm too pretty to go to prison.

16

She's going through the change.

Cross your fingers that the second time is a charm.

17

Fairy tales set us up to believe that our own lives are failures.

14

And here I go again.

17

14

17

Never walk alone.

17

Saying goodbye to the good because the pain is too powerful.

14

"Memory usage is heavy."

17

Oh Mr. Sun,
Sun, please shine down on me.

17

Tomorrow is the day after today.

17

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