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unprotected sleep

Turning off your alarm clock and immediately going back to sleep, risking not waking up for a job, class, or other daily task.

72

You may see me struggle
but you will not see me fall.

44

Put someone's genitals into your mouth and no one bats an eye

eat a chip off the ground and everyone loses their minds.

42

Dirty hands are a sign of clean money

63

I might be wrong,

but that's unlikely.

44

Don't wrestle with the pigs,
it just makes them happy
and gets you dirty.

45

Running away makes the pain stronger, embracing it makes you stronger.

40

I like you.
You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

49

To strengthen the muscles of your heart, the best exercise is lifting someone else's spirit whenever you can.

50

6.9

A good 69 ruined by a period.

36

Dear Life

Can we skip to the happy ending now?

40

no matter who wins, please don't start another war.....

32

Shhh, just hug

A hug says more than words

32

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus

so I can slap 8 people at once.

37

Don't let the sadness of your past and the fear of your future ruin the happiness of your present.

31

sometimes, those who have less, give more.

34

You don't need a new year to make a change.

30

what others THINK of you is NONE of your business.

29

It's true that the money makes the world move, but it's love that kept us alive.

27

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by it's ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life believing that it is stupid.

Albert Einstein

28

just because something isn't happening for you right now doesn't mean that it will never happen.

23

Everything would look beautiful to you

if you have a beautiful heart.

22

In the middle of the night, I was awoken up by the monster under my bed, who complained that I snored too loud.

19

I have a great imaginary world but sometimes I just need things to happen for real.

17

There're borders on the maps because of the boundaries of the mind.

23

Life is a journey, death is the destination,
so slow the fuck down and enjoy the scenery.

25

My heart
and brain are
the worst neighbors.

24

boredom is the new luxury

21

I'm grateful that no one can hear my inner voice.

23

The three things they can't take away from you

1) the food you eaten in your stomach,

2) the knowledge you learnt in your mind,

3) the dreams you kept in your heart.

19

It's hard to make a comeback,
when you haven't been anywhere.

21

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

30

A fine is a tax for doing bad.
A tax is a fine for doing well.

24

Everybody needs imaginary friends.

18

Terrorists are
the
real
cowards.

20

No matter how popular you are online,
you live in offline

25

"What are you having?"

"Butterflies."

29

"My heart DESIRES everything."

17

DON'T
QUIT
YOUR
DAY
DREAM

16

Everybody is looking for the right one but nobody is trying to be the right one.

17

Liking
posts
is
like
sharing
love

15

Ignorance and inconsideration are the two great causes of the ruin of mankind.

19

moments pass slowly
days pass quickly

we only have

now.

20

Do not fear the unknown, fear ignorance.

21

Apparently
"I'm dead inside."
is not an appropriate answer for
"How are you?"

23

When it's so fuck up,
you had to turn around to look at your imaginary friend.

19

There will be peace in this world when everyone has respect, understanding and love.

22

autocorrect is like your buddy trying to help you to cheat in the class test but is giving all the wrong answers.

18

The only thing worse than hearing the alarm clock in the morning is NOT hearing it.

16

Everything will be OK!

if no one told you yet.

19

Always remember
you are who you are,

not who they say you are.

21

Dear autocorrect

Do you ever listen to yourself?

16

It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them ,

the police call it indecent exposure, but whatever....

16

Thunder make a loud sound but it is the lighting that strike.

23

We didn't get to the top of the food chain by being vegetarians.

19

Love your neighbor

but don't get caught

22

We should take better care of our world,

after all,
it's the only place we got.

14

Yes, there's a place in the world where dreams come true and happiness everywhere

It's called tomorrow.

16

Love
is
blind,
deaf
and
fucking
dumb.

16

I wish I could just take away all your pain, I wish I could give you all of my love, I wish it's so easy..........

19

"Maybe if you go to bed you'll feel better in the morning." is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning off and back on again?"

19

I don't even understand what I don't understand.

19

Spoiler alert

You and everyone you know are going to die one day.

14

the trouble is
you think you have time

21

Dear Google

Tell us where are those bastard coward terrorists!

13

Married men don't live longer

It only seems longer

22

The future's just another name for a present we haven't unwrapped yet.

14

to them, we are the bad guys.

18

If you can't change the people around you, just change the people around you.

17

Don't judge a book by it's movie.

20

The clock is

t i c k i n g

do it now

11

Which letters are the sweetest?

C and Y!

15

Take life easy, no one is going to get out alive.

10

You never know a woman real strength till you try to lift her bag.

25

If you start judging people you will be having no time to love them....

Mother Teresa

14

Many people get fake when life gets real.

20

Thank you for a place for all my random notes

My Boldomatic

14

Nobody knows the right way the first time.

19

No matter how far we go, we still have to go back home one day.

14

If you missed the sunrise I made for you today,
never mind. I make you another one tomorrow.

God

12

The problem is the walls you built in your mind

14

The sexiest human organ is the mind,

it can always relate everything with sex.

16

Harley Quinn just wanted to be with Joker.
Joker just wanted to play games with Batman.
Robin just wanted to prove himself to Batman.
Batman just wanted his parents back.

17

There is always something to be thankful for

14

There is always room for changes.

19

THE MUTE GUY TOLD THE DEAF GUY THAT THE BLIND GUY SAW THE LIMP GUY RUNNING.

20

The only time presidential candidates tell the truth is when they call each other liars.

13

Now I think I know what you tried to say to me,
and how you suffered for your sanity,
and how you tried to set them free.
They would not listen,
they're not listening still,
perhaps they never will.

15

I want it all
and I would like it delivered.

Bette Midler

11

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

16

I'm not taking the blame anymore, you can jolly well turn me off and spell the entire word yourself.

Sincerely,
Autocorrect

16

You won't know you have a crooked face until you start wearing glasses.

15

Hug your loved ones today

while you still can.

9

Some people have no selfie control.

14

I'm thankful that I didn't kill myself that time.

23

RULE 1:
DON'T DIE

14

I don't care about if there's water on Mars, I just need wifi.

20

I'm a clown
I'm a teacher
I'm an audience
I'm a friend
I'm a competitor
I'm a caretaker
I'm a fan

I'm a father.

23

My greatest masterpiece is you.

God

12

All the bad in the world is just a vicious cycle.

10

Dear good luck
Where are you,
I miss you.

9

Your life doesn't get better by CHANCE,
it gets better by CHANGE.

23

Silence when you needed it
is priceless.

17

Some people say sorry in the tone of whatever.

13

Smile

This might be the only sunshine someone sees for a long time.

19

DOCTORS MAKE ME SICK

9

too young to die,
too old to act reckless

12

I DO

everything she says

10

Imagine trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet too.
Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe.

14

I used to think that an ocean of soda existed,
but it was just a Fanta sea.

21

There's a world of people out there but I can't stop thinking about you.

17

What's the difference between "I like you"
and "I love you"?

When you like the flower, you just pluck it. But when you love the flower, you water it daily.

21

Kid:"There's so many things I can do."

Adult:"There's so many things I have to do...."

21

It's never too early or too late to be the person you wanna be.

15

Home is the place
where we grow up wanting to leave
and grow old wanting to come back to.

20

If you change the way you think, you'll change the way you live.

Peter Sinclair

16

I only ate a little, mostly is for the spirit animal inside me.

11

If Adam and Eve were Chinese,
they would eat the snake instead of the forbidden Apple.

11

Pointing out other people's mistakes doesn't make you right.

19

They say I can do anything I want,

but I'm always busy and tired.

19

No matter the situation, you always can choose to cry or laugh.

11

if you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours. : )

19

Money talks,
sugar shouts,
peace chants,
God listens.

11

You always have a choice,

don't know what to do or doing nothing about it is a choice too.

13

No one really knows what happened when the four of them camp in the woods that fateful night, it was told that Scarecrow and Tin Man came out with a brain and heart each. Lastly, the Lion appeared with blood dripping from his mouth mumbling," that'll show her, calling me a pussy...."

12

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is wasted.

Aesop

17

10

Dear feeling,

Why are you always giving me mix signals?

10

I'm just one step away from being filthy rich.

All I need now is money.

19

The best dreams happen when your eyes are wide open.

19

You either be a child forever or become the villain you once hated.

19

Boss: Good morning.

Me: You need to calm the fuck down.

12

If I don't see you when I open my eyes, I will see you when I close them.

19

Your manners tells people more about your parents than yourself.

6

keep going

you are almost there

19

Good things
take time
Better things take effort
Great things take determination

12

KEEP CALM
AND LET KARMA FINISH IT

13

You were my happy ending

8

Promise me you'll remember, you are BRAVER than you believe, STRONGER than you seem,
SMARTER than you think.

15

I've written over 1000 posts, but I still don't know WHAT to say in front of people.

17

Yes
to people
not to
things

11

Most of the problem is not your problem, it's just the way the world sucks.

18

Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happen

once.

18

nature
does
not
hurry,
yet
everything is accomplished.

13

The Sun and the Moon are great neighbors,
because they don't get to see each other.

14

18

Don't confuse your path with your destination, just because it's stormy now, doesn't mean you are not headed for sunshine.

18

Don't text me when I'm in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my whole text.

18

relationship is the new wealth

14

The scariest thing is not only you have to do it on your own, there are others depending on you too.

18

Mathematics give us every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.

18

To you,
he's a pet,
to him,
you're his world.

18

14

The words inside means nothing

until you say it out.

18

Frogs are smart, they eat what bugs them.

William G. T. Shedd

12

If Monday had a face,
everybody would punch it.

15

There's two way of living life,
live as nothing is a
miracle,
or live as everything is a miracle.

11

Thank you to all my
followers,
future followers and
ex-followers.

12

less
is the more than what you need

11

You don't need your plan B to Z, just need a bad ass plan A.

14

You don't have to wait for them to love you, to love them back.

18

Never give up
Never give in

Stay strong France
You are not alone

11

"The best thing about work, is you can get fired and don't have to work again."

17

true, people kill people, but guns made it easier.

17

come, take off the mask and sit down here with me.

17

The problem in life is that we're creating more problems instead of solutions.

17

MONEY TALKS

MINE ALWAYS SAYS "GOODBYE "

17

Me: I really got to go.

Bed: baby, you know you want me.

17

Life:
I got surprise for you, lol!

Bills:
have you forgotten something?

Karma:
I'm watching you.

Me: ........

17

Paper cuts are the last revenge from the trees.

14

oh my god,
I can't believe it.
I hope America survives Trump.

17

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.

John Lennon

17

Opportunity knocks only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.

17

expect
nothing
appreciate
everything

17

We give advices like the wise and repeat mistakes like a fool.

17

Sometimes doing the right thing is so difficult.....

17

WALDO

MISSING SINCE 1987

8

My wife always say "why can't you be more mature?"
Then I would say " why can't you be mature enough to understand I can't be mature enough?"

15

HATER

CHEATER

take your pick

7

One man's music is another man's noise

17

Bad guys are just people who got tired
of being nice guys.

16

THANK YOU TO ALL THOSE BOLDERS WHO ALWAYS LIKED MY POSTS.

14

17

GO
BIG
OR
GO
HOME

9

so many bolds
so little time

16

It's better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you're not.

Andre Gide

16

If video games had taught me anything, it's that if you encounter enemies then you're going the right way.

16

I don't know how
I don't know how
I don't know how
I don't know how
I don't know how
I don't know how
I don't know how
I don't know how
to stop thinking
about you.

16

Although you're not saying anything, your body language can be pretty loud.

16

I'm scared because there's only one of you.

16

If Bruce Wayne had went to therapy for his childhood trauma, there would be no Batman.

16

10% truth
20% imagination
30% distortion
40% exaggeration

12

If the relationship doesn't make you a better person, then you are with the wrong one.

12

in life
you win some,
you lose some.
in love
you break some,
some break you.

16

Do not mistake my kindness for weakness, I'm kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me,
weak is not what you are going to remember about me.

Al Capone

16

you can tell if they loved their jobs, usually it's excellent work.

16

Take care of your BODY, it's the ONLY place you have to live in.

10

If you CHANGE nothing,
nothing will CHANGE.

12

MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY TODAY

LIKE THIS POST

16

don't worry,
laundry
no one
does
me
either.

15

I wanted to follow more writers but I already have problems finishing my feed.

5

Good manners simply means putting up with bad manners.

9

They said he's
distracted
disorganized
disobedience
disrespectful
dyslexia
abnormal

I'd say he's
the best son that I ever have

16

Those who need therapy the most normally aren't the ones going.

16

Seriously, don't you people ever learn?

History

16

This is a note for myself, just in case if
I happen to forget,

that love is the answer.

16

Life is killing us....

a day at a time.

16

Don't JUDGE
when you don't have the whole truth.

16

I just want you
in the bed,
next to me

when I'm scrolling my phone.....

16

you don't get to choose love, love choose you.

16

Just in case you need reminding,
you're beautiful.

16

It's okay if you disagree with me

I can't force you to be right.

16

Don't believe everything you think

15

Some people are like dark clouds, when they disappear, suddenly it's a sunny day.

15

Where do you wanna be in five years time?

Buying stuff without looking at the price tag, go to bed without setting the alarm clock, tour around the world without worrying.

15

If you can't find love, keep your door open, love will find you.

15

The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago, the second-best time is today.

Next year, you'll wish you had started today.

15

no one is going to love you
if you don't love yourself

15

Whenever someone asks me about my plans for the future,
I really wanted to say, "I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far...."

15

The light that shines in my darkness comes from my iPhone.

15

You can do it.

Coffee

15

I love you from the North Pole and back.

15

HAVE LESS
BE MORE

15

STOP HATING
SPREAD LOVING

The problems in the world is too much hate or too little love....

15

When I was told that my 8 year old son have to go for therapy, I thought if that's the case, the rest of the world should join in too.

15

Why is it when your girlfriend or wife gets pregnant, all her friends rub her belly and says, "congratulations!"

But no one rubs your dick and say, "good job!"

15

Double date is only fun when it's another couple,
not your parents.

15

Children pretend to be adults, adults pretend to know everything, and the elderly pretend to be awake.

15

Here's a secret:
you are not as weird as you think you are, everyone feels a little different than the rest.

15

You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose,
you just forgot
it's there.

15

When all else fails,
your bed will not.

15

During the day, I don't believe in ghosts.
At night, I'm a little more open-minded.

15

Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it.

Helen Keller

15

Keep your guard up and your standards high but your expectations real.

Samantha Kingston

15

Before:
a sucker is born every minute

Now:
a crazy is born every minute

8

guys, I think
we are lost.

15

If love is not a game, why are there so many players?

15

Sorry I'm late
I didn't want to come.

15

They say

a picture paints a thousand words.

So can a word,

fuck.

15

somewhere, someone is thinking about you

while masturbating.....

15

Hey mum,

thanks for not swallowing me.

15

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in.

Morrie Schwartz

15

Smile more please, the world needs
more of that now.
: )

15

Enjoy the good times
don't mind the bad ones

10

She loves us back
no matter what,
that's why she's
Mother Nature

9

Who will protect the public when the police break the law?

15

My therapist says he understands me and everything is going to be fine as long as I keep up with his bills.

15

Love can be lost

and found....

15

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean that you're an artist.

14

Nothing is impossible,
thus,
Impossible is nothing.

14

Why is there always so much of month left at the end of the money?

14

Women workout in the gym to fit into the yoga pants,
men workout in the gym to look at the yoga pants.

14

The sheep have to vote between a fox and a wolf.

13

All mushrooms are edible

once.

11

"Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."

Benny Hill

14

Is sex dirty?
only if it's done right.

Woody Allen

14

I'm still waiting for the part where I will understand when I grow up.

14

more unconditional love

less unconditional hate

14

Happy wife
Happy life

14

When the kids in China open their Christmas presents, they might say," hey, I made this."

13

GROWING UP IS A TRAP!
STAY CHILDISH!

14

what you ordered might not be what you expected.

10

Out of everybody I ever met, you annoy me the least.

14

Dear Life,

This is not what I ordered.

14

Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny.

Period.

14

At the grandparent's house, there're always enough food and kisses to go around.

14

I'm
not
a
face
book
person

14

How about never?
Is never good for you?

14

Brave people are scared too, but they do it anyway.

14

To be
OLD AND WISE,
you must first be
YOUNG AND STUPID.

14

The first priority of the parents is give the child a happy childhood, after that, the kid should be responsible for his or her own happiness.

14

$Dear Math, Please solve your own problems$

14

To move the world, we must first MOVE ourselves.

13

less walls
more bridges

14

I don't believe in
happy ending

but I still wished
for it.

14

Everybody dies, the only difference is what you did before it happens.

14

LOVE is just a word
until someone special gives MEANING to it.

14

"If I die, remember to bury me with an iPad."

14

Dear Life,
Can I take a break between all the craps and disappointments?

14

For every mistake the pencil made, the eraser is slowly paying with his life.

14

The crystal ball still look foggy....

10

FINALLY
my son asked a book, not a toy for his birthday.

14

I've BUSY procrastinating all day.

14

May all the friend zoned guys and girls found love in each other.

14

guys, I never said that.

Buddha

14

You don't find happiness in the absence of the problems, you find them in spite of your problems.

14

I'm unstoppable

if only I could get started.....

14

If you hold tightly, the sand will slip through your fingers,
but if you open your palm, they will stay there.

14

The lottery is almost like a tax for stupid people.

14

Move like butterfly, sting like a bee.
Fuck like animals, love like hell.

14

"When you don't look serious, you're not serious about your work."

14

What doesn't kill you only comes back stronger.

14

Good friends can talk about anything

or nothing at all.

14

My iPhone's way
of telling me
to go to sleep
is to give me
a black face.

14

An old man brought his cell phone to the shop for repair. When the assistant told him that the phone is working properly, the old man suddenly broke down in tears, "then why doesn't my kids call me?"

13

I wanted to find the watch that I lost,

but I never have the time.

14

If you want to know your past - look into your present condition.
If you want to know your future - look into your present actions.

Chinese Proverb

14

I always loved you

although I didn't tell you often enough

14

You don't always exactly get what you wanted, you just learned to live with what you have.

14

It was a wonderful evening,

let's not spoil it by seeing each other again.

14

respect people's feelings.
even if it doesn't mean anything to you,
it could mean everything to them.

9

Eight years ago, my love gave birth to
my little love, happy birthday, wife and son!

12

Dear Money,

Stop playing hide and seek with me.

13

Forgive yourself the stupid things that you've done, forgive others the stupid things that they've done.

13

the more make up you use, the less real you look.

13

Although there are plenty more fish in the sea, we will always think about the one that got away.

13

we have so many needs in our life, but at the end of the day, all we need is

to be needed.

13

Do whatever makes you sleep at night, be with whoever rocks your world.

13

You will never know freedom until it's been taken from you.

13

no matter how cruel the world might be,
we always have to choose kindness.

13

Life's too short to play hide and seek with your socks.

13

thanks to those who knocked me down,
it's more comfortable lying down.

13

Procrastination is like masturbation, it's good in the beginning, but in the end, you realize you've just fucked yourself.

13

Don't run, dogs can smell fear.

13

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... ........ .......s....e... ... .

13

Oh

The sound of heartbreak

13

If all else fails, keep breathing until the situation improves.

Marty McGonagal

13

I'm at an age where I don't care about the people laughing at me, I just laughed along with them.

13

Dear Life,
I know that we have a bad start, can we start fresh again?

13

Scissor cuts paper, rock breaks scissor, and paper beats rock? How? By wrapping up rock and suffocating it?

13

It's always interesting until you are the subject.

13

I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy saving mode.

10

I'll still be searching
for you in my next life.

12

An artist must learn to be nourished by his passion and by his despairs.

13

The thought of getting sunburn is pretty crazy. Something 93 million miles away is burning you.

13

If you can't move the mountain, make friends with someone who can.

13

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

13

Who needs therapy when you have Boldomatic

13

Went to a place last night, nobody spoke to me and everyone was so fake.

then I realized I'm at Madame Tussaud.

13

Stop asking how much I love you, they haven't invented a unit for the measuring it yet.

8

Some people bring happiness wherever they go, some others whenever they leave.

13

Told my son not to hold a grudge,
as it's in the past, he replied,"but the past affects the present."

13

Enjoy being alive,

because dead is an awful long time.

13

I wish I had a guy who will stop me from doing something stupid.

13

Hugs are quick charge for the soul.

13

Everything that needs to be said had already been said, but since no one was listening, everything must be said again.

Andre Gide

14

Listen to what you are feeding yourself.

13

You know that you're getting older when you are attending more funeral than wedding.

13

When I was young, I always wanted to be a super hero.
Now I just wanna be the super villain.

13

why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn.

11

Some people always have something to say about something.

8

kiss my ass*

*see back for details

13

Seeing the shooting star for the first time, the little dinosaur thought," Wow, it's beautiful! I wish the rest of the dinosaurs get to see this too!"
Several days later, his wish came true.

13

My son is the wind beneath my wings, the reason I'm flying.

13

My wife said I'm childish and refused to speak to me for days.
Okay, who is being childish here?

13

10

"The adults got problem listening to the kids."

12

Trust your own madness
cos nobody's else will

13

Get into the contest top 20

13

I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that.

Lauren Bacall

13

I'm never RONG.

13

Be happy

It drives people crazy

13

God expects spiritual fruits,

not religious nuts.

13

Let's all take a moment to be grateful that we are not being charged for the oxygen.

13

The greatest lie is,
"I never told a lie."

13

Some people are meant to fall in LOVE with each other,
but not meant to be TOGETHER.

13

What if we are already dead

and this is Hell?

13

IF YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT WITH YOUR OWN EARS OR SEE IT WITH YOUR OWN EYES, DON'T INVENT IT WITH YOUR SMALL MIND AND SHARE IT WITH YOUR BIG MOUTH!

13

Beware of dogs that do not bark.

13

I wanted to do a slam dunk

but gravity always let me down.

13

love
will
lead
the
way

13

What's scary now is not the fast food and soda around us, but the hidden sugar in our daily products.

13

I don't hate MONDAY,
I just get along better with the rest of the week.....

10

Nowadays most people can easily walk out a bad relationship

While I'm still here trying to make it work......

13

I am the writer of my own story.

My wife is the editor.

My son is the reader.

13

Earphones are pacifiers
for teenagers

10

Those who said "I hate to say I told you so." loves it.

12

To get others to believe in you,
you have to believe in yourself.
Before someone love you,
you have to first love yourself.

12

The longest sentence is "I DO."

12

You are not a drop in the ocean.
You are the entire ocean in a drop.

Rumi

10

I thanked my lucky star for

all the bad luck that I didn't get.

12

Great minds discuss ideas
Average minds discuss events
Small minds discuss people

Eleanor Roosevelt

12

12

love is blind, that's why we kiss with our eyes closed.

12

happily ever after

after divorce

12

DREAM MORE WHILE YOU ARE AWAKE

12

ALL THAT BLACK CANNOT HIDE YOUR FATS.

12

Those who asked "can you keep a secret?" can't.

12

A bad chapter is not an bad ending,
happy ending usually happens on the last page.

12

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Milton Berle

12

We all have our happy ending,
and then life moves on.

12

Think lovingly, speak lovingly,
act lovingly,
and every need shall be supplied.

James Allen

12

One word free us from all the weight and pain in life.
That word is love.

Sophocles

12

Misinterpreted
Miscommunication
Misunderstanding
Missing the point...

all the time

12

CAN FEBRUARY MARCH?

NO, BUT APRIL MAY.

12

Art is pointless
without passion

Love is nothing
without you

12

I rather have a life of "OH WELL" than a life of "WHAT IF".

12

How can you have a good recovery rest in the hospital when they perform checkup on you every hour?

12

No one knows aphrodisiac like
the Chinese.

5

Dirty laundry belongs to the washing machine, not the web.

12

95% of the ocean is unexplored by man,

thank God for that.

12

Do your part
Be kind
to one another

11

Me:
I'm going to get work done today no matter what.

Internet:
oh no you don't.

12

Finding money in the laundry means gifts to you from your future self.

12

Being a pizza delivery man is great, because literally no one is disappointed to see you.

12

Half of all marriages end in divorce - and then there are the really unhappy ones.

Joan Rivers

12

Write drunk
Edit sober

Earnest Heming

12

Damnit!

I flunked my anger management!

12

Between the chatters and the motor vehicles sound,

I only heard your soul talking to my heart.

12

What if we are living in a dream

and we will die the instant we wake up?

12

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