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when God gave out brains
I thought he said trains
- so I asked for a slow one

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"the way to a man's heart goes through his stomac"

I think you're aiming too high!!!

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someone told me that you get bigger boobs from eating chocolate...

Liar!!!

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rule no 1.

keep the fighting clean and the sex dirty

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How to make a man happy:

1: show up naked
2: bring beer

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if you always do like you've always done

then don't complain if sh!t keeps coming your way!!!

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Eh - what do you mean? hello kitty is actually not a kitten??
why you telling me??!!

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why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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