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jaybyrd

i have this bumper sticker that says "honk if you think i'm sexy" and then i wait at green lights until i feel better about myself.

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you remind me of a software update, whenever i see you i think
"not now!"

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just saw a guy at starbucks.
no iphone, no tablet, no laptop.

he just sat there drinking coffee.

fucking psychopath.

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starting a sarcastic group aggressively supporting other sarcastics, repost if you want in because if we get enough people we're getting jackets.

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well fuck, there went my new year's resolution!

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i have an entire forest living inside me, and you have carved your intials into every tree.

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if you're alone, i'll be your shadow.

if you want to cry, i'll be your shoulder.

if you're not happy, i'll be your smile.

if you need a friend, i'll always be there.

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it's so hard being a single mother when you don't have any kids and you're a male.

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