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GaylrdSprFckr

ooops I did it again. Yes, I'm Britney.

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I just awesomed all over the place.

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I wish I had boobs so people would stop making eye contact with me.

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Let's do the rabbit thing.

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Put your "faith" between my legs.

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It's not a walk of shame if you leave with a moonwalk.

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No matter what kind of instant noodles you buy, they all taste like poverty and loneliness.

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Never ask a woman her age. Or her weight. Or anything. Just stare, breathe and hope for the best.

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I
AM
THE
DESIGNER
OF MY OWN CATASTROPHY

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