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Luenchen

Boldgirl who loves shoes, shopping, prosecco, dancing and just have fun ...

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Luenchen

It's not the dress that makes you look fat....

... it's the fat!

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there is always a wild side to an innocent face

71

I'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.

76

If you think the Mount Everest is high, come and see my Mount Laundry!

78

there is no sun outside, because it's all in my heart

74

Before you judge me, make sure you're perfect.

100

Silence is golden,
unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious.

93

Always remember
if you repost, like the bold you repost !

36

auf dem Boden der Tatsache liegt eindeutig zu wenig Glitzer

46

When people tell me "you're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep untill late afternoon because I'm a problem solver.

79

I licked it, so it's mine

65

sometimes memories sneak out of my eyes and roll down my cheeks

57

i try to climb the Mount Laundry

44

You are not born a winner!
You are not born a loser!
You are born a chooser!

41

please add me on your to do list

57

everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides

57

I think my guardian angel drinks.

43

you are the missing peace in my heart

35

Every family has one weird relative.

If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you.

57

Um morgens im Bad Zeit zu sparen, bin ich einfach schon schön.

44

You are not designed for everyone to like you

52

Yes I understand your point, but I'm still right.

59

I don't think they are worth a contest!

42

"Told you so"

Sincerely,
your intuition

40

Some days you just have to say 'fuck it, I did what I could today' and just let go of all the stuff you wanted to do. Life is too short to be angry with yourself for being human.

36

Frauen haben nur Probleme mit dem Einparken, weil sie ständig falsche Vorstellungen von 20cm vermittelt bekommen.

37

Gehen wir faulen auch in den Himmel oder werden wir abgeholt ?

40

Life is short.
Buy the shoes.

38

Shoepidity:

The act of wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good.

43

Dear inner voice

please shut up!

43

Ich bin eine Frau, soll ich es buchstabieren?

G Ö T T I N

34

You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go and see what happens.

44

God gave men a penis and a brain
but unfortunately not enough blood to handle both of them at once!

50

Alice:
how long is forever?

White rabbit:
sometimes, just one second!

32

I have a deeply hidden and inarticulate desire for something beyond the daily life.

35

If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you don't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy.
Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.

36

That wasn't flirting
I was just nice to you

34

Deep within your soul is a door that opens into a world of wonder.

Open the door and let the magic in.

27

Everybody has a chapter they don't read out loud.

32

What screws us the most in life is the picture in our head of how it is supposed to be.

45

Das sind keine Augenringe, dass sind blaue Flecken von einer Schlägerei mit dem verdammten Sandmännchen.

36

Sometimes, I think of the sun and the moon as lover who rarely meet, always chase and almost always miss one another. But once in a while, they do catch up, and they kiss, and the world stares in awe of their eclipse.

31

Of course I have manners
I just don't show them to everybody!

38

What's worse than drunken messages?

Drunken messsages with pictures!

38

I'm not sure if my life is real or if I'm in the middle of a soap opera!

32

Do what makes you naked...

38

Happy New Year to all boldies out there!
Let's rock the 2016!

37

Seit ich meinem Nachbarn mit Lippenstift Herzchen ans Auto male, ist nebenan richtig was los.

32

I don't need a boss,
I'm already bossy enough!

32

when i get bored on valentines day, I go into a restaurant to a happy couple and scream:

but you said you love only me!

45

Life is too short for bad vibes.

24

May the team with the best looking men win.

34

Bin eben an meinem Spiegel vorbei gelaufen und habe festgestellt, ich sollte dringend etwas abnehmen!

Am besten den Spiegel ....

42

You don't love someone for theirs looks, or theirs clothes, or their fancy ear, but because they sing a song only you can hear.

35

You not only touched my body
you touched my soul
and I will follow you not only through sunny days
I will follow you through rain and storm
cos you are my soulmate!

22

I'm a like a phoenix

watch me fall
watch me burn
watch me rise

32

let's go out and be naughty

28

I really want to go on a late night drive with you to the beach and just sit on the sand and look up at the stars.

34

Never apologize for being sensitive or emotional. It's a sign that you have a big heart, and that you aren't afraid to let others see it. Showing your emotions is a sign of strenght.

33

I'm not a girl.
I'm a storm with skin!

29

Ich bin heute so motiviert, ich könnte Bäume ansehen.

40

This moment when you don't want to cry but your eyes aren't listening ....

40

You are the star in your own movie called life.

38

if she hasn't kissed you by the third date,
she is there for food

38

if I'm on my knees
it's not for praying ...

35

I'm not addicted to alcohol, I'm addicted to escape reality!

28

I'm not just perfect,
I'm fabulous!

23

F*ck this world,
I'm going to wonderland!

35

Dear Santa...
before I explain, how much do you know already?

38

Let them judge you. Let them misunderstand you. Let them gossip about you. Their opinions aren't your problem. You stay kind, committed to love, and free in your authenticity. No matter what they do or say, don't you dare doubt your worth or the beauty of your truth? Just keep on shining like you do.

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Wir dürfen keine Angst haben die Wahrheit zu sagen: die Welt ist im Krieg, weil sie den Frieden verloren hat. Es ist ein Krieg im Interessen, ein Krieg um Geld und ein Krieg um die Ressourcen der Natur.

24

Ladies, enough with duck pouts or fish face or whatever the fuck you call it now. For the love of humanity, just fucking smile!

27

I don't want this problem!
Show me the next one...

35

Ich wurde sehr gut erzogen.
Keine Ahnung was dann passierte.

34

Sometimes a strong woman just needs to be loved.

34

maybe we should all slow down our lifes like the turtles and live forever

30

When life leaves you in the middle of a raging storm,
be the fucking thunder!

22

Wenn man zu viel nachdenkt, erschafft man Probleme die es eigentlich gar nicht gibt.

31

Thank you People from Bold for Boldomatic!

Thanks to you I meet so many nice people!

29

Take the risk
or
lose the chance.

21

When I am good, I am very, very good.
But when I am bad, I am fucking gorgeous!

24

Cute,
but psycho.
But cute

24

Can you see the "fuck you" in my smile?

29

Today is going to be a good fucking day! Think positive!

21

a smile is the most beautiful curve on a woman's body.

34

I meant to behave ....
but there were just too many other options.

24

Money is short
Times are hard

here's your fucking Christmas Card!

32

Solange die Menschen in Cola-Kästen die Flasche mit ihrem Namen suchen, bezweifle ich, dass wir die intelligenteste Lebensform im Universum sind.

29

Wir ritten nackt, mit Nutella verschmierten Mündern, lachend auf Einhörnern durch die Nacht. Doch dann haben Sie unsere Medikamente geändert....

40

Happy Easter my dear boldies!

20

OOOHHH!

It's wine o'clock !

37

with a fuck fuck here
and a fuck fuck there
here a fuck
there a fuck
I don't give a fuck fuck!

32

there are really a lot of undiscovered bolds around ...
some deserve to be there some not

24

This year I will drink more wine and wear less pants.

28

I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring.

David Bowie

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What if your fairy godmother is the wisest, smartest version of yourself - whispering from the future:
Stop treating yourself like an afterthought. Eat delicious food, walk in the sunshine, jump into the ocean. Be silly, be kind, be weird. There is no time for anything else.

25

Every beauty needs a beast !

27

Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks: "what the fuck are you doing?!"

38

Das ist kein Speck! Das ist erotische Nutzfläche!

26

I don't gossip but did you know that ...

26

A GIRL can be your best friend,
worst enemy,
a real sweetheart
or a real bitch.
It all depends on how you treat her.

27

a room without a book is like a body without a soul

29

We are all in the same game;
just different levels.
Dealing with the same hell;
just different devils.

27

Free hugs for everybody!

32

The heart has reasons,
that reason does not understand.

32

Ich bin nur dafür verantwortlich was ich sage, nicht was du verstehst.

31

and you will be damned to live your life in loneliness and boringness

19

Fight for your happy ending,
cos it's somewhere out there.

30

Come to the dark side

we have prosecco

24

today is the international no-diet-day ....
so where is my chocolate

23

Das Herz tut Dinge, die der Verstand nicht nachvollziehen kann.

20

Ich habe Schnupfen
oder wie ein Mann sagen würde:
es geht zu Ende!

35

I'm crazy and I know it

22

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24h geöffnet, ohne Voranmeldung
kostenlose Leistungen:
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24

i think I'm too blonde to get the sense of this contest

24

If you will be drinking, dont forget to eat!

29

We should all start to live before we get too old.
Fear is stupid and so are regrets.

24

Wenn man in 5000 Jahren Facebook Fotos von den heutigen Girlies findet, denken die bestimmt wir stammen von Enten ab und lebten auf Toiletten.

21

I have so much to do that I'm going to bed

22

One day I will start behaving myself.

Maybe tomorrow!

22

Sometimes my brain let me do funny things

27

Sometimes you just need to take a nap and get over it.

23

Good mood bold sponsored by Luenchen

19

Der Moment, wenn du deine Frisur in einer Autoscheibe überprüfst und dann sitzt einer im Auto .....

25

Optimist

someone who figures that taking a step backwards after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it's more like a cha-cha

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Good girls are bad girls who never get caught!

19

If the moon calls you by your name, don't be surprised cos every night I tell him about you.

30

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
But if the white runs out I'll drink the red.

35

I'm a bad girl, but I'm a damn good woman!

29

Did you know, even when you think you're smarter than me, you're still an asshole!

28

i want the stolen hour back!!!

27

If the sky comes falling down,
for you,
there's nothing in this world I wouldn't do.

15

Wer mich nicht mag,
der muss halt noch ein bisschen an sich arbeiten!

17

Be bold enough to use your voice,
brave enough to listen to your heart,
and strong enough to live the life you've always imagined!

28

I'm just sitting here
drinking tea and making plans for world dominations.

28

One week without kids .....
PARTY !!!

25

just a little reminder:mothers day is from 01.01-31.12

23

Ich würde nicht sagen, dass es kalt ist, aber hier sind gerade ein Mammut, ein Faultier und ein Säbelzahntiger vorbei gelaufen.

29

Wenn Gott gewollt hätte, dass Frauen ihre Brüste ständig vergrössern oder verkleinern, hätte er statt Brustwarzen Fahrradventile angebracht.

35

Its weird when a man loves my shoes more than I do.

27

"Maybe we'll meet again, when we're
slightly older and our minds are less
hectic, and I'll be right for you and
you'll be right for me. But right now, I
am chaos to your thoughts and you
are poison to my heart."

30

i'm already registered .... when do you join?

19

Jeder Mensch erfindet früher oder später eine Geschichte, die er für sein Leben hält.

22

Maybe I dont know what Im doing but hey at least my ass looks great in that jeans.

31

Even when you're locked in the frame,
your mind is free to travel.

24

Don't cry because it's over.
Smile because it happend.

Dr. Seuss

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A beautiful thing is never perfect.

24

Ein wahrer Freund hilft dir in jeder Situation ...
... gleich nachdem er dich ausgelacht hat.

20

one day you'll get it right

24

I love you more than yesterday but less than tomorrow.

32

Me?
Dirty minded?

Nah, I call it imaginative.

24

Schatz, du warst doch mal mit deinen Kumpeln Forellen fischen.

Ja, warum?

Weil gerade eine der Forellen angerufen hat, sie würde bald laichen.

18

Personen, die in ihren Sätzen ständig die Wörter "Alter" und "ich schwör" verwenden, wurden als Baby 3x in die Luft geworfen und 2x aufgefangen.

31

Gute Nacht!
Bonne nuit!
Buona notte!
Good night!

17

where and when starts the birthday party?

21

Take me with you to the unknown and let's never come back to the everyday life!

30

Be nice
Be useful
Bring wine

32

The only difference between a good and a bad girl is that good girls are very selective with who they're bad with.

29

Every man thinks that the dream of every woman is to find the perfect man.

BULLSHIT

The dream of every woman is to eat without getting fat!

26

you will never know what hit you
wont see me closing in
I'm gonna make you suffer
this hell you put me in
I'm underneath your skin
you will never know what hit you

16

For you, I wish to be
all you want,
all you crave,
all you need.
For you, I wish to be perfect.

25

I want my toes in the sand & a cocktail in the hand

20

for this contest I was looking through my old bolds ....
and 75% are about alcohol ... this is so shocking that I need a glass of wine ....

29

Just remember when you ignoring her, you teaching her to live without you.

23

There is a happy land.
Far, far away.

22

I feel bad for the people who never go crazy

29

I may look strong and self-confident but deep inside I'm just a little girl who needs to be loved

24

Haribo macht Kinder fett, steht sogar im Internet.
Sterben muss man sowieso, schneller gehts mit Haribo.

17

Wenn Gott gewollt hätte, dass ich anderen in den Arsch krieche, dann wäre ich ein Zäpfchen geworden.

25

I'm a princess!

That's why!

24

Life is too short for living in someone else's dream!

22

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons.
Sometimes we just snuggle.

32

unseren täglichen Bold gib uns heute

13

Find me where the wild things are!

18

Gestern beim Grillen hatte ich:
6 Vodka
1l Sekt
9 Gläser Wein
3 Bratwürste
4 Steaks
1 Banane

Heute ist mir schlecht. Scheiss Banane

32

Even when you eat healty food, get enough sleep, doing sports and drink enough water
you will die anyway.

23

You may think I act like a bitch but at the end of my life I can say I lived my life to the fullest.

18

I miss the day when I used eenie meenie minie moe when making decisions.

27

Mother nature provides us with everything we need. But for some this is not enough.

14

What are we going to be when we get old?

Well, absolutely fabulous!!

21

Strong women wear their pain like they do stilettos. No matter how much it hurts, all you see is the beauty of it.

22

Nothing lasts forever. So live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the drama, take chances and never have regrets because at one point everything you did was exactly what you wanted.

20

Better an oooops
than a what if ...

22

would you follow me into the jungle?

24

Happy 3rd bold birthday to me :)

28

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

20

Bei WhatsApp online sein und nicht antworten ist die neue Art "F*ck dich!" zu sagen.

28

Hast du eine Ahnung wo die Kekse sind?

Die Fokoladenkekfe? Nö, keinen Fimmer.

28

I'm cute, but not beautiful. I sin, but I'm not the devil. I'm good, but I'm not an angel. I'm me and that's all I can be.

24

Girl comes home for lunch, first thing she said:
there are only assholes in the world !!!

17

Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it

24

Das Leben ist eine Illusion, hervor gerufen durch Alkoholmangel.

26

Let's grab a bottle of wine and watch the stars.

27

fighting the sunday morning fight:

get up or stay in bed?

22

job interview done

next step
start working

yaaaay

30

after 12 years of being a houswife, I have a job interview today and I'm crazy nervous about it.....

30

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But usually I can shut her up with cookies.

30

Girls with dreams become women with wine bottles.

26

Saying yes to happiness means learing to say no to things and people that stress you out.

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