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Luenchen

Boldgirl who loves shoes, shopping, prosecco, dancing and just have fun ...

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Luenchen

It's not the dress that makes you look fat....

... it's the fat!

163

there is always a wild side to an innocent face

71

I'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.

76

If you think the Mount Everest is high, come and see my Mount Laundry!

78

there is no sun outside, because it's all in my heart

74

Before you judge me, make sure you're perfect.

100

Silence is golden,
unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious.

93

Always remember
if you repost, like the bold you repost !

36

auf dem Boden der Tatsache liegt eindeutig zu wenig Glitzer

46

When people tell me "you're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep untill late afternoon because I'm a problem solver.

79

I licked it, so it's mine

65

sometimes memories sneak out of my eyes and roll down my cheeks

57

i try to climb the Mount Laundry

44

You are not born a winner!
You are not born a loser!
You are born a chooser!

41

please add me on your to do list

57

everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides

57

I think my guardian angel drinks.

43

you are the missing peace in my heart

35

Every family has one weird relative.

If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you.

57

Um morgens im Bad Zeit zu sparen, bin ich einfach schon schön.

44

Yes I understand your point, but I'm still right.

59

You are not designed for everyone to like you

52

I don't think they are worth a contest!

42

"Told you so"

Sincerely,
your intuition

40

Some days you just have to say 'fuck it, I did what I could today' and just let go of all the stuff you wanted to do. Life is too short to be angry with yourself for being human.

36

Frauen haben nur Probleme mit dem Einparken, weil sie ständig falsche Vorstellungen von 20cm vermittelt bekommen.

37

Gehen wir faulen auch in den Himmel oder werden wir abgeholt ?

40

Life is short.
Buy the shoes.

38

Shoepidity:

The act of wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good.

43

Dear inner voice

please shut up!

43

Ich bin eine Frau, soll ich es buchstabieren?

G Ö T T I N

34

You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go and see what happens.

44

God gave men a penis and a brain
but unfortunately not enough blood to handle both of them at once!

50

I have a deeply hidden and inarticulate desire for something beyond the daily life.

35

If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you don't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy.
Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.

36

Alice:
how long is forever?

White rabbit:
sometimes, just one second!

32

Everybody has a chapter they don't read out loud.

32

Deep within your soul is a door that opens into a world of wonder.

Open the door and let the magic in.

27

That wasn't flirting
I was just nice to you

34

What screws us the most in life is the picture in our head of how it is supposed to be.

45

Das sind keine Augenringe, dass sind blaue Flecken von einer Schlägerei mit dem verdammten Sandmännchen.

36

Sometimes, I think of the sun and the moon as lover who rarely meet, always chase and almost always miss one another. But once in a while, they do catch up, and they kiss, and the world stares in awe of their eclipse.

31

What's worse than drunken messages?

Drunken messsages with pictures!

38

Of course I have manners
I just don't show them to everybody!

38

Seit ich meinem Nachbarn mit Lippenstift Herzchen ans Auto male, ist nebenan richtig was los.

32

I'm not sure if my life is real or if I'm in the middle of a soap opera!

32

Do what makes you naked...

38

Happy New Year to all boldies out there!
Let's rock the 2016!

37

Life is too short for bad vibes.

24

when i get bored on valentines day, I go into a restaurant to a happy couple and scream:

but you said you love only me!

45

I don't need a boss,
I'm already bossy enough!

32

May the team with the best looking men win.

34

Bin eben an meinem Spiegel vorbei gelaufen und habe festgestellt, ich sollte dringend etwas abnehmen!

Am besten den Spiegel ....

42

I'm a like a phoenix

watch me fall
watch me burn
watch me rise

32

You not only touched my body
you touched my soul
and I will follow you not only through sunny days
I will follow you through rain and storm
cos you are my soulmate!

22

let's go out and be naughty

28

You don't love someone for theirs looks, or theirs clothes, or their fancy ear, but because they sing a song only you can hear.

35

I'm not a girl.
I'm a storm with skin!

29

Ich bin heute so motiviert, ich könnte Bäume ansehen.

40

I really want to go on a late night drive with you to the beach and just sit on the sand and look up at the stars.

34

Never apologize for being sensitive or emotional. It's a sign that you have a big heart, and that you aren't afraid to let others see it. Showing your emotions is a sign of strenght.

33

You are the star in your own movie called life.

38

This moment when you don't want to cry but your eyes aren't listening ....

40

if she hasn't kissed you by the third date,
she is there for food

38

F*ck this world,
I'm going to wonderland!

35

I'm not just perfect,
I'm fabulous!

23

I'm not addicted to alcohol, I'm addicted to escape reality!

28

if I'm on my knees
it's not for praying ...

35

Dear Santa...
before I explain, how much do you know already?

38

Wir dürfen keine Angst haben die Wahrheit zu sagen: die Welt ist im Krieg, weil sie den Frieden verloren hat. Es ist ein Krieg im Interessen, ein Krieg um Geld und ein Krieg um die Ressourcen der Natur.

24

Let them judge you. Let them misunderstand you. Let them gossip about you. Their opinions aren't your problem. You stay kind, committed to love, and free in your authenticity. No matter what they do or say, don't you dare doubt your worth or the beauty of your truth? Just keep on shining like you do.

32

Ladies, enough with duck pouts or fish face or whatever the fuck you call it now. For the love of humanity, just fucking smile!

27

maybe we should all slow down our lifes like the turtles and live forever

30

Ich wurde sehr gut erzogen.
Keine Ahnung was dann passierte.

34

I don't want this problem!
Show me the next one...

35

Sometimes a strong woman just needs to be loved.

34

When life leaves you in the middle of a raging storm,
be the fucking thunder!

22

Wenn man zu viel nachdenkt, erschafft man Probleme die es eigentlich gar nicht gibt.

31

Cute,
but psycho.
But cute

24

When I am good, I am very, very good.
But when I am bad, I am fucking gorgeous!

24

Take the risk
or
lose the chance.

21

Thank you People from Bold for Boldomatic!

Thanks to you I meet so many nice people!

29

Today is going to be a good fucking day! Think positive!

21

Can you see the "fuck you" in my smile?

29

a smile is the most beautiful curve on a woman's body.

34

I meant to behave ....
but there were just too many other options.

24

Money is short
Times are hard

here's your fucking Christmas Card!

32

Solange die Menschen in Cola-Kästen die Flasche mit ihrem Namen suchen, bezweifle ich, dass wir die intelligenteste Lebensform im Universum sind.

29

Happy Easter my dear boldies!

20

Wir ritten nackt, mit Nutella verschmierten Mündern, lachend auf Einhörnern durch die Nacht. Doch dann haben Sie unsere Medikamente geändert....

40

there are really a lot of undiscovered bolds around ...
some deserve to be there some not

24

OOOHHH!

It's wine o'clock !

37

with a fuck fuck here
and a fuck fuck there
here a fuck
there a fuck
I don't give a fuck fuck!

32

What if your fairy godmother is the wisest, smartest version of yourself - whispering from the future:
Stop treating yourself like an afterthought. Eat delicious food, walk in the sunshine, jump into the ocean. Be silly, be kind, be weird. There is no time for anything else.

25

Every beauty needs a beast !

27

Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks: "what the fuck are you doing?!"

38

I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring.

David Bowie

39

This year I will drink more wine and wear less pants.

28

Das ist kein Speck! Das ist erotische Nutzfläche!

26

I don't gossip but did you know that ...

26

A GIRL can be your best friend,
worst enemy,
a real sweetheart
or a real bitch.
It all depends on how you treat her.

27

We are all in the same game;
just different levels.
Dealing with the same hell;
just different devils.

27

a room without a book is like a body without a soul

29

The heart has reasons,
that reason does not understand.

32

Free hugs for everybody!

32

Ich bin nur dafür verantwortlich was ich sage, nicht was du verstehst.

31

Das Herz tut Dinge, die der Verstand nicht nachvollziehen kann.

20

Ich habe Schnupfen
oder wie ein Mann sagen würde:
es geht zu Ende!

35

Fight for your happy ending,
cos it's somewhere out there.

30

today is the international no-diet-day ....
so where is my chocolate

23

and you will be damned to live your life in loneliness and boringness

19

Come to the dark side

we have prosecco

24

If you will be drinking, dont forget to eat!

29

I'm crazy and I know it

22

Wenn man in 5000 Jahren Facebook Fotos von den heutigen Girlies findet, denken die bestimmt wir stammen von Enten ab und lebten auf Toiletten.

21

i think I'm too blonde to get the sense of this contest

24

MAMA
Service für alle Fälle.
24h geöffnet, ohne Voranmeldung
kostenlose Leistungen:
Köchin, Coiffure, Chauffeuse, Modeberaterin, Schiedsrichterin, Krankenschwester, Nachhilfe, Katastrophenschutz uvm

24

We should all start to live before we get too old.
Fear is stupid and so are regrets.

24

Good mood bold sponsored by Luenchen

19

Sometimes my brain let me do funny things

27

Sometimes you just need to take a nap and get over it.

23

One day I will start behaving myself.

Maybe tomorrow!

22

I have so much to do that I'm going to bed

22

Der Moment, wenn du deine Frisur in einer Autoscheibe überprüfst und dann sitzt einer im Auto .....

25

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
But if the white runs out I'll drink the red.

35

Good girls are bad girls who never get caught!

19

Optimist

someone who figures that taking a step backwards after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it's more like a cha-cha

26

I'm a bad girl, but I'm a damn good woman!

29

Wer mich nicht mag,
der muss halt noch ein bisschen an sich arbeiten!

17

Did you know, even when you think you're smarter than me, you're still an asshole!

28

i want the stolen hour back!!!

27

If the moon calls you by your name, don't be surprised cos every night I tell him about you.

30

If the sky comes falling down,
for you,
there's nothing in this world I wouldn't do.

15

Ich würde nicht sagen, dass es kalt ist, aber hier sind gerade ein Mammut, ein Faultier und ein Säbelzahntiger vorbei gelaufen.

29

just a little reminder:mothers day is from 01.01-31.12

23

Be bold enough to use your voice,
brave enough to listen to your heart,
and strong enough to live the life you've always imagined!

28

One week without kids .....
PARTY !!!

25

I'm just sitting here
drinking tea and making plans for world dominations.

28

Wenn Gott gewollt hätte, dass Frauen ihre Brüste ständig vergrössern oder verkleinern, hätte er statt Brustwarzen Fahrradventile angebracht.

35

28

i'm already registered .... when do you join?

19

"Maybe we'll meet again, when we're
slightly older and our minds are less
hectic, and I'll be right for you and
you'll be right for me. But right now, I
am chaos to your thoughts and you
are poison to my heart."

30

Jeder Mensch erfindet früher oder später eine Geschichte, die er für sein Leben hält.

22

Don't cry because it's over.
Smile because it happend.

Dr. Seuss

17

Its weird when a man loves my shoes more than I do.

27

Even when you're locked in the frame,
your mind is free to travel.

24

Maybe I dont know what Im doing but hey at least my ass looks great in that jeans.

31

one day you'll get it right

24

Schatz, du warst doch mal mit deinen Kumpeln Forellen fischen.

Ja, warum?

Weil gerade eine der Forellen angerufen hat, sie würde bald laichen.

18

A beautiful thing is never perfect.

24

I love you more than yesterday but less than tomorrow.

32

Ein wahrer Freund hilft dir in jeder Situation ...
... gleich nachdem er dich ausgelacht hat.

20

Me?
Dirty minded?

Nah, I call it imaginative.

24

Gute Nacht!
Bonne nuit!
Buona notte!
Good night!

17

Personen, die in ihren Sätzen ständig die Wörter "Alter" und "ich schwör" verwenden, wurden als Baby 3x in die Luft geworfen und 2x aufgefangen.

31

The only difference between a good and a bad girl is that good girls are very selective with who they're bad with.

29

Every man thinks that the dream of every woman is to find the perfect man.

BULLSHIT

The dream of every woman is to eat without getting fat!

26

Take me with you to the unknown and let's never come back to the everyday life!

30

For you, I wish to be
all you want,
all you crave,
all you need.
For you, I wish to be perfect.

25

for this contest I was looking through my old bolds ....
and 75% are about alcohol ... this is so shocking that I need a glass of wine ....

29

Be nice
Be useful
Bring wine

32

I want my toes in the sand & a cocktail in the hand

20

you will never know what hit you
wont see me closing in
I'm gonna make you suffer
this hell you put me in
I'm underneath your skin
you will never know what hit you

16

where and when starts the birthday party?

21

I may look strong and self-confident but deep inside I'm just a little girl who needs to be loved

24

Just remember when you ignoring her, you teaching her to live without you.

23

I feel bad for the people who never go crazy

29

Haribo macht Kinder fett, steht sogar im Internet.
Sterben muss man sowieso, schneller gehts mit Haribo.

17

There is a happy land.
Far, far away.

22

Wenn Gott gewollt hätte, dass ich anderen in den Arsch krieche, dann wäre ich ein Zäpfchen geworden.

25

You may think I act like a bitch but at the end of my life I can say I lived my life to the fullest.

18

Life is too short for living in someone else's dream!

22

Find me where the wild things are!

18

Gestern beim Grillen hatte ich:
6 Vodka
1l Sekt
9 Gläser Wein
3 Bratwürste
4 Steaks
1 Banane

Heute ist mir schlecht. Scheiss Banane

32

I'm a princess!

That's why!

24

unseren täglichen Bold gib uns heute

13

Even when you eat healty food, get enough sleep, doing sports and drink enough water
you will die anyway.

23

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons.
Sometimes we just snuggle.

32

Nothing lasts forever. So live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the drama, take chances and never have regrets because at one point everything you did was exactly what you wanted.

20

Better an oooops
than a what if ...

22

would you follow me into the jungle?

24

I miss the day when I used eenie meenie minie moe when making decisions.

27

Mother nature provides us with everything we need. But for some this is not enough.

14

Happy 3rd bold birthday to me :)

28

Strong women wear their pain like they do stilettos. No matter how much it hurts, all you see is the beauty of it.

22

What are we going to be when we get old?

Well, absolutely fabulous!!

21

Bei WhatsApp online sein und nicht antworten ist die neue Art "F*ck dich!" zu sagen.

28

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

20

Girls with dreams become women with wine bottles.

26

fighting the sunday morning fight:

get up or stay in bed?

22

15

I'm cute, but not beautiful. I sin, but I'm not the devil. I'm good, but I'm not an angel. I'm me and that's all I can be.

24

Das Leben ist eine Illusion, hervor gerufen durch Alkoholmangel.

26

Saying yes to happiness means learing to say no to things and people that stress you out.

16

Hast du eine Ahnung wo die Kekse sind?

Die Fokoladenkekfe? Nö, keinen Fimmer.

28

job interview done

next step
start working

yaaaay

30

after 12 years of being a houswife, I have a job interview today and I'm crazy nervous about it.....

30

Let's grab a bottle of wine and watch the stars.

27

Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it

24

Girl comes home for lunch, first thing she said:
there are only assholes in the world !!!

17

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But usually I can shut her up with cookies.

30

The moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one.

21

Today will be a good day, my eyeline is almost the same on both side.

18

Do I need a suitcase for going to hell?

26

My husband and I are doing a workshop.
He works and I shop.

25

4 years on Boldomatic with you crazy peoples and I don't want to miss a second!
Love you all my boldies !

29

kiss slowly
Love truly
belive insanely
fall into it
don't waste it

20

Call me naive, but I still believe in the goodness of people.

29

Not sure if I washed the spider down the drain in my shower or if it took one look at me naked and then leapt willingly to his death.

29

It's always happy hour somewhere in the world!

20

Hello reality,
can you please leave again?
I'm not ready for you yet.

29

ein Mädchen mit einem Arsch wie meinem, redet nicht mit einem Gesicht wie deinem

28

please
please
can we keep this colour?

PLEASE !!!!

22

Kaum steh ich hier und bolde
kommen sie von nah und fern
sie haben meine Bolds halt einfach gern.

11

Wann kommt jetzt endlich der Shop wo man seine Boldpunkte eintauschen kann?

15

Ging ohne Handy aus dem Haus, fühlte mich ganz nackt.

13

A life without passion is a slow way to freeze to death.

26

holidays:

beach I'm coming ....

23

Yaaaaay
Bold app is working again on my phone

17

you can not tame the spirit of someone who has magic in their veins

22

Schneewittchen hat 'nen geilen Po, Supertitten sowieso. Täglich hat sie wilden Sex mit den Zwergen 1-6. Nur der schwule 7. Zwerg, der f*ckt den Hänsel hinterm Berg.

20

wenn alles dunkel ist bei uns, muss man nicht noch 3x sturm klingeln .....

16

Ich habe keine Freunde. Ich habe eine Sammlung an Irren.

19

A dream is what the heart whispers to the silence of your mind.

27

Nature has not foreseen borders, so why are we creating them?

18

Little demons who came just out of hell to spread fear on the world.

16

I want you to throw me on the bed, rip off all my clothes with your teeth and to things to me I will remember for the rest of my life.

WTF ? Damn autocorrect

I meant to say Hi

26

Being normal is boring !

27

Unicorns are real, they are just fat and grey and we call them rhinos.

26

hanging around in public bath ...
there could be worser way to spend the afternoon..

27

You should be treated like royalty wherever you go!

25

Friends from the world, thank you for #prayforparis, but we don't need more religion! Our faith goes to music! kisses! life! champagne and joy!

15

It's good to be weird

23

Achtung!
Boldomatic macht süchtig!
Betreffend Risiken und Nebenwirkungen wenden Sie sich an die Bold-Community!

22

Nope,
I will not grow up when I can't be childish anymore.

16

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.

26

Summer is just great!
Chocolate melts, beer is warm, wasps everywhere and ugly people wear almost nothing!
Yaaaay!!!

23

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I don't bold much these days but you are not forgotten my boldies!
Just wanted let you know that.

26

Warum zog Moses 40 Jahre mit dem Volk Israels duch die Wüste?

Männer konnten noch nie nach dem Weg fragen.

23

First day of work after 12 years!

26

the smell of fresh bread and croissant

21

Im 99% an angel
but
that 1%
.....

20

Living life as if we had a choice

23

You've played Tetris,
you know how it works:
When you fit in,
you disappear.

20

I sometimes smile and act like nothing is wrong. It's called dealing with shit and stay strong.

20

Let our dark sides play together!

26

my life is based on a true story

21

not everyone you lose is a loss; except it's me, then you're fucked up

14

sun is shining
its getting hotter
time to take out the sexy summer clothes and have some fun ....

14

Was würden wohl die Walfische und Delfine denken, wenn sie wüssten, dass wir ihre Fluchwörter als Entspannungsmusik hören.

24

Nein, ich habe keinen Besuch

das sind alles meine Schuhe

25

I'm always in a pink mood !

19

Does the supermoon need some of my sleeping energy for being so awsome?

22

I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous ....
but I can still fit into earrings I wore in school.

18

To raise a child does not mean give the kids everything they want!

25

Wär hets Stärbsli tötet?

S'Mordonbleu mit emene Schussgipfel.

14

You don't have to be perfect when you are amazing.

25

I love my curves, my tattoos, my imperfections and my jiggling thighs. No one said you had to.

25

RIP
Bud Spencer

22

You know all those things you've always wanted to do?

You should go and do them!

25

yaaay
got my new shirt !!!

25

Unable are the loved to die. For love is immortality.

18

If you are surrounded by sick people too long, you begin to feel sick even if you aren't.

25

I'm a bookaholic and I regret nothing.

22

Happy Saturday Boldies!

25

Der wahre Grund warum Frauen keine Heiratsanträge machen ist, dass wenn die Frau auf die Knie geht, der Mann beginnt seine Hose zu öffnen.

23

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes everything.

20

It's not our job to tougen our children up to face a cruel and heartless world. It's our job to raise children who will make the world a little less cruel and heartless.

21

I just wanna cuddle up and watch old disney movies with hot chocolate and ignore life and everyone and everything.

25

sometimes it's just wrong timing

25

sometimes I sit here and ask myself was that all?

21

Beim Putzen fällt mir immer wieder auf, dass ich eigentlich mehr der Typ für Personal bin.

22

I'm in the

"I need 2 packs cigarettes and a bottle of vodka"

mood.

24

Rise and rise again till lambs become lions

10

I know right from wrong.
Wrong is the fun one!

21

sometimes I should just shut my mouth ....

24

I belive that there is a script to my life filled up with happiness, joy, drama and a lot of love.

24

Any idiot can drive a straight line. But it takes an expert to handle curves.

23

Winederlust

Wine-der-lust / noun:
A strong desire to drink wines from around the world. Or just the wines from your neighbouring shop. Or just the wines that are already in your apartment. Okay it's just the desire to drink any wine.

24

It's not that we have more patience as we get older, we just don't give a fuck anymore about pointless drama.

16

Stay classy, sassy and a little bad assy!

23

Of course I'm complicated!

But I'm worth it!

24

Impressive how fast the time flies when I'm in kitchen cooking.

23

BIG HUG to whoever
needs it
right now
-xoxo-

24

You are a piece of the puzzle in someone else's life.
You may never know where you fit, but others will fill the holes in their lives with pieces of you.

24

enjoying
the silence

24

i try to climb the Mount Laundry

24

•|•
alte Bauernregel

Wenn im Walde ruft die Wachtel
und dem Mädel juckt die Schachtel
und dem Jungen steht der Ständer
dann ist Frühling im Kalender.

17

everybody messes up someday

19

Strangers are not coming to take away your life
they come to give you a new view of your life

24

Sometimes I find myself in wonderland!

24

muss ich denn sterben um zu leben

14

The better you dress, the worse can you behave.

24

OMG
I'm soooo cute :)

24

the moment when you think your phone is in the washing maschine....

24

Ich kann heute nicht aufstehen. Meine Kissen haben mich als Rudelmitglied akzeptiert und wenn ich gehe, verliere ich ihr Vertrauen.

24

Start the day
with a smile
&
finish it with
champagne

24

My inner voice is telling me to tell you to get naked!

24

when life depresses me,
I look down and think...
at least I have great boobs!

24

sitting outside of a bar with your best friend and gossip about everybody who pass ....

23

Age is just a number!

24

I'm too

fabulous

to fit in

24

forget about prince charming,
go for the wolf:
- he can see you
better
- hear you better
- eat you better

16

Come with me, where dreams are born, and time is never planned.

24

big bold party on the dark side

24

To love your job does not mean there is always happiness. It's like a relationship with a lot ups and downs, fighting, crying and laughting. But at the end it's worth it .

21

a good laught and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.

Irish proverb

14

36 grad und es wird noch heisser

15

Viele Leute schwimmen mit dem Strom, andere schwimmen gegen den Strom. Ich hingegen stehe irgendwo im Wald und finde den blöden Fluss nicht.

22

Before anorexia and implants, there was something called sexy!

16

who the fuck invented tequilla shots???

23

I will just close my eyes for another hour

23

My grandmother used to say that the team who sings the most at the anthem will win.

She was right quite often.

23

Kiss me I'm Irish ...

... at least today we are all Irish :)

21

it's wine o'clock

15

Life is so much funnier if you have a dirty mind.

22

sometimes it's not that easy as it looks

21

Having a shitty day?
Remember you're somebody's reason to masturbate.

21

Bold
Ledig
Sucht

11

Charme ist der unsichtbare Teil der Schönheit, ohne den niemand wirklich schön sein kann!

13

Ich trinke nicht!
Ich desinfiziere innere Verletzungen

23

Be brave!
Even if you're not, pretend to be.

19

hot shower
(noun)

a regular shower
but with me in it

20

I could really go for a glass of wine and my own private island right now.

23

Ein Flirt ist wie eine Tablette:

Niemand kann die Nebenwirkungen genau voraussagen.

15

If you are sad, add more lipstick and attack.

23

somewhere in my heart I will always dancing with you in the summer rain

23

one of your hugs would be nice right now.

23

Geh aus meinem Kopf, reicht dir der Platz in meinem Herz nicht?

14

there are so many reasons to be happy

21

Feel betta with Lametta!

21

NOT SURE IF I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT
OR UGLY AND IGNORE IT?

23

my stomach and my head don't feel so good, maybe I will just stay in bed ....

23

I love you all my boldies

23

Bolding in the Warte-schlange vom Bähnli

14

kann mir mal jemand in Zeitlupe meinen Traum nochmals abspielen, so dass ich ihn auch verstehe?

23

I'm so clever and you not .....

14

Don't forget to fall in love with yourself first.

21

Ich glaub ich bin eine GmbH

G eh mal ...
M ach mal ...
B ring mal ...
H ol mal ...

19

Seduce my mind and you can have my body.

Find my soul and I'm yours forever.

22

Living like we're renegades

10

Most of the time I'm a lady, but every once in a while a dirty old man with a drinking problem comes out.

22

She: I need to tell you something
He: What is it?

She: I broke your Xbox

He: WHAT?????
She: just kidding. I'm cheating on you

He: soooooo the Xbox is okay right?

21

He: Baby I miss
you

She: Your Xbox
broke didn't it?

He: Yep

21

Bold, Bold an der Wand, wer ist der Boldigste in ganzen Land?

Der ZoJ hinter den 1709 Bolds ist der Boldigste im ganzen Land.

21

Fotograf zum kleinen Buben:"pass auf, gleich kommt da vorne das Vögelchen raus." Antwortet der Bub:"Achten Sie lieber auf die richtige Blende und Belichtungszeit, sonst ist die Aufnahme für die Katz."

23

sei frech, wild und wunderbar

14

Dieser Moment wenn dein Handydisplay einen Sprung hat und der Vertrag erst in einem Jahr abläuft.

16

mues ich jetzt würklich

6

was reimt sich auf Freitag?

Prosecco !

22

Nichts ist selbstverständlich, nicht mal dass die Sonne am nächsten Morgen aufgeht

12

It's not that I'm stupid. I just don't think sometimes.

22

All you need is love ...
... and someone who talk dirty to you when you are horny!

22

Liebe ist, wenn dich jemand früh morgens anlächelt, obwohl du aussiehst wie ein Waschbär auf Drogen.

21

Love is all you need!
No wait was it Prosecco?

Yes!
Prosecco is all you need!

22

Whatever comes.
Let it come.
Whatever stays.
Let it stay.
Whatever goes.
Let it go.

22

our
baby ....
so proud :)

15

go now, run wild, barefoot and free!

22

I just can't help it ....
I am even a bad influence to myself!

22

Forget all the bullshit & drama

Live your fucking life with a sexy smile on your face.

22

do I expect too much when I hope you will show at least a bit of love

22

Verkehrsfunk: "Achtung, es liegt ein Besen auf der Autobahn."

Mädels? Alles okay??? Jemand abgestürzt??

21

War is terrorism with a bigger budget!

22

WTF

why noone here on bold belives that I'm a very innocent person?

22

19

Good morning in the morning

15

Skinny people are easier to kidnap.
Stay save
eat cake!

22

how bad can a good girl get?

22

a dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you

22

Luenchens Campingplatz-Erfahrungen #3
Liebe Männer, es mag ja sein, dass sich eure Frauen gezwungenermassen an eure Schwabbelbäuche gewöhnt haben, dass heisst aber nicht, dass andere, z.B. ich, diese sehen wollen und schon gar nicht während dem Essen

14

Mich muss man nicht verstehen,
liebhaben reicht.

22

Our lives are storybooks that we write for ourselves; wonderfully illustrated by the people we met.

20

Meine Füsse tun soooo weh!
Aber hey - schöne neue Schuhe, oder ???

13

Bei Frauen weiss man nie wo der Engel aufhört und der Teufel anfängt.

Heinrich Heine

16

An alle Möchtegern-Prinzessinnen die glauben, sie wären was besonderes:
Cinderella hat einen Schuh verloren, nicht ihren Slip.

21

An den Händen einer Frau kannst du viel über ihre Stimmung ablesen:

Hält sie zum Beispiel eine Waffe in der Hand, ist sie wahrscheinlich wütend.

22

I'm not sorry for being me, take me as I am, if you don't like what you see, then piss off.

17

Dear 2019

I could promise you
to behave all year

but know what
it would be a lie

so instead I promise that I will be me all the time and not change for anybody.

15

Haha is the new LOL

according to my newspaper

21

Maybe she's not on her period... Maybe you are just an asshole....

20

eine Büchse Ravioli steht auf dem Tisch.

Kids: oh Mann, goht s Mami wieder in Usgang?

21

Bollywood movies are like Disney movies for adults!

17

When I dont do something I have to do, will it disappear?

21

Where is my own island where i can live all alone in peace?

18

let sit all together at the beach and chat, laught, drink, smoke and just have fun

21

Come to the pink side

we have unicorns and rainbows

21

Heute Morgen aufgewacht. Ich habe die Arme hochgestreckt, die Knie bewegt, den Hals gedreht.... es hat bei Allem "knack" gemacht... bin zum Schluss gekommen: ich bin nicht alt, ich bin ...
KNACKIG!!!

20

Die Kuh machte immer Muh.
Seit gestern ist sie still und heute auf dem Grill.

20

Inhale the good shit,
exhale the bullshit.

19

Any place and any time, always goes great with wine.

21

Wine please!

Because prison orange is not my color.

21

I don't need to flirt

I will seduce you with my awkwardness!

21

If Mondays were shoes, they would be crocs!

21

just noticed that this color looks like chocolate

19

maybe it has to be like this

21

you used to be my happy place

21

I'm a princess I can do what ever the fuck I want

21

Wenn du tot bist, dann weisst du nicht, dass du tot bist. Es ist nur schwer für die anderen. Genau so ist es, wenn du blöd bist.

19

Wer hat all den Teenie-Girlies bloss erzählt, dass sie auf Duckface Fotos gut aussehen?

14

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