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Hey, what's the Wi-Fi password?

Idiot, we're at a funeral!

All in one Word?

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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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He said I can get off whenever I wanted, so this bus driver is my new soul mate.

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You can even hide a dead body in Terms & Conditions, No one will ever know.

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

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google is useless!

WHAT DOES IDK MEAN.

I DON'T KNOW

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Google: I have everything!

Facebook: I know everybody!

Internet: Without me you are nothing!

Electricity: Keep talking.

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Having a dirty mind makes an ordinary conversation much more interesting.

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