jano's Posts

I'm ignoring you, because you pissed me off.

I'm a woman,

good luck figuring out what you did wrong.

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I married Mr. Right.

I just didn't know his first name was Always.

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Hat jeder seine Medikamente?

Gleich ist Licht aus!

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Wir können den Wind nicht ändern, aber die Segel anders setzen.

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Einfach mal zu weit gehen und sich dort ein bischen umsehen.

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Don't act like you've never waddled across the house to get a new roll of toilet paper with your pants around you ankles.

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