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If a cucumber is 98% water and I walk on a cucumber...

Does that make me 98% Jesus?

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Asking why we have to clean our room if we're just gonna make it dirty again is like asking why we whipe our ass if we're just gonna shit again. Don't do it kids.

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Everyday we get closer to friday, we just end up that much closer to monday...

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Unless life gives you water and sugar aswell, your lemonade is going to suck

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more people have been married to Kim Kardashian than have died from Ebola in North America

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If a cucumber is 98% water and I walk on a cucumber, does that make me 98% Jesus?

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"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"

Go home grammar, you're drunk.

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Everyday we get closer to friday, we just endup that much closer to monday

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