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You can't ruin a friendship with sex.

That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.

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I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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TE

( ) AMO
( x ) QUILA

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those who criticize our generation forget who raised it!

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A WOMAN´S POEM
He didn´t like the casserole
and he didn´t like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard,
not like his mother used to make.

I didn´t perk his coffee right.
He didn´t like the stew.
I didn´t mend his socks
the way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer,
I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around & smacked the shit out of him,
like his mother used to do.

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I hope she gives you herpes.

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Women don't dress to impress men.

They dress to impress other women.

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Aufrichtigkeit ist ein teures Geschenk. Erwarte es nicht von billigen Menschen.

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