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MooseOnDaLoose

He is a friend of death, a brother of luck and a son of a bitch!

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MooseOnDaLoose

Did you know that if you put your ear up a strangers leg you can hear them say:
What the fuck are you doing?!?

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I always start phone conversations with "my phone is about to die.." just so people don't waste my time.

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What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of someone who can't afford an education?

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Karma means i can rest easy at night knowing all the people i treated badly today had it pretty much coming.

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90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women either.

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Porn titles always lack depth and imagination. Yes, we all know college girl is trying anal for the 1st time, but what's her major? Her dreams?

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Dear Algebra,
stop asking us to find your "X".
She's not coming back.

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Job Interview:
"What's your greatest weakness?"
"Honesty."
"I don't think honesty is a weakness."
"I don't give a fuck what you think."

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