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what if sharks are not aware of the fact that their fin are sticking out of the water, and people can actually see them coming?

their face would be priceless if they suddenly knew...

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passive/agressive/anarchy:

Break the wind on the 8:45 bus on your way to work

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I woke up this morning with a cat in my bed.

I don't own a cat

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ballons are the best mood-booster.

you never see someone walking down the street with a ballon going "God dammit"!

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so, I walked behind this girl one saturday night at 4am. She turned and started walking faster. I did too. She turned again and starting running instead. I also started running. Then she started screaming. I runned past her, screaming my lungs out.
I still have no idea what scared her back there.

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if I can't enjoy a porno in the livingroom a Monday afternoon, I rather leave then being yelled at by everyone here at IKEA.

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-What day is it today?

-Today is today, sir.

-Fuck you stranger, you know what I mean!

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if you stretch a bluewhales stomach over a football pitch, the game will be canceled

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