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teeth:
because blow jobs need to come with a gentle reminder of who's really in charge

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it's so fucking cold out, I just keyed someones car with my nipples by accident

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if apple made a car,

would it have windows?

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brain is not like soap, it doesn't get smaller by using it!

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sometimes you win, sometimes you learn

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habe meine Kleider auf 3 Stapel sortiert

• passt
• passt bald wieder
• sehr witzig

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please pass me that parenting handbook

I need to smack my kid with it

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dear penis,

thanks for not bleeding once a month

sincerely
a man

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