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Dhicky

[ Indonesian ][ I love sarcastic people with large vocabularies ][ I Play dumb but never been a fool ]

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Dhicky

You're as annoying as that app that turns sideways when I lay down.

139

Don't be ashamed of who you are.

That's your parents job.

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In 1814 Women had no rights

In 1914 Women fought for some rights

In 2014 Women are always fucking right

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I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can't be bought.

47

Why do fat boys have sexy girlfriend? Because sixpack boys have hot boyfriends.

37

CNN just said that the world is forty trillion dollars in debt.

who the fuck does the world owe???

fucking jupiter???

57

Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars

28

Recent update of countries with the highest male population :

1. China

2. India

3. FriendZone

4. United States

5. Indonesia

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The rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny

34

Mom : The spider is more scared of you than you are of it!

Me : Are u fucking sure?

24

A friend isn't your friend until they defend you in your absence

32

"Truth or Dare?"

"OR."

game over...

26

People come just to see our amazing Bolds without hitting like button.

33

No no,
It's fine,
I'll text myself back.

24

girls always want you to fight for them, i signed up for a relationship not the army.

31

my taste in music ranges from "you've gotta listen to this!!!" to "i know, don't
judge me"

29

May be Insomnia is the pay back for all the naps you refused to take as a child.

22

Remember! You have two hands just in case one middle finger is not enough.

20

Women are supposed to be like butterflies, beautiful but hard to catch. not like mosquitos, annoying and easy to smash.

25

I'm new here, need followers, It's a cool app! Boldomatic

10

$* Ice Cream Will Never Friend zone \ You / \ / \ / \ / \,/$

27

The problem with some people is that they're breathing

23

In a relationship,
one person is always right
and the other person is a male.

17

I hate when someone says they've had a bad day & everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition to see who's had it worse.

20

The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be
your biggest problem even if most of them died.

19

I have abs................olutely nothing

22

I just wet my face when I listened to I Will Always Love You just now :'(

12

"I'm not like most boys"

-Most Boys

20

Join the new P.E.N.I.S foundation
(people encouraging niceness in society)

"P.E.N.I.S, it's not hard unless you make it that way"

20

CNN just said that the world is forty trillion dollars in debt.
who the fuck does the world owe?

fucking jupiter?

19

I got cheated on and haven't believed what any girl has to say ever since.
my mom told me we were having pasta for dinner I said prove it.

18

Me: I know a gay guy that sounds like an owl.

Friend : Who?.......fuck you

15

Never trust a girl who doesn't fart. You never know what else she's holding back from you.

15

Mom : your room is a mess.

Me : you should see my life.

18

Who wants to give up on Society and go live a jungle with me?

17

What's the difference between a northern fairytale & a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."

A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

18

Telling me I'm gonna go to hell for my sins isn't gonna take you to heaven.

17

"Why do you always wear black?"

Cause I'm ready for your funeral Bitch!

17

Who invented hugs? I mean the first hug would have been sooo awkward. "What are you doing, why are you holding me???"
"Shhh just trust me."

16

Your grave: RIP

My grave: VIP

14

Soon as your ex see's how happy you are, they wanna hit you with that "I miss you" shit.

13

What if everytime you yawn, a ghost put his dick in your mouth?

12

You're so fake Bitch, even China denied they made you.

16

There's something's missing inside this..

*pointingatmychest

16

Doctors and scientists agree on the benefits of an afternoon nap,
yet still my boss thinks he knows better. Ridiculous.

16

Side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows and music you don't watch or care about

16

Fifty shades of grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire. If he was living in a trailer it would be a Criminal minds episode.

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My super power? I can turn Alcohol into regret

13

A guy that shaves his arms and legs probably shaves his vagina too.

14

Where can I get one of those Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton jobs? where they just kind of pay you to exist?
I'm tired of working bitch (-.-")

15

What do people do when they sleep?

You might be thinking that they rest? consolidate information?

Naaah!!

They charge their phone

15

All I need is to sleep enough, but when I do, It's still not enough.

13

I'm black..
I'm white..
and I'm asian..
so what!??

Imma panda bitch!

14

Pro-Tip :

If you have nothing nice to say STFU.

13

Ladies, if a guy takes more selfies than you do...run.

12

I think everybody should have a retail job at some point in their life as it teaches you an ability that many people lack.

The ability to act like a polite and well-mannered human being no matter how much shit other people give you.

13

I stick many warning signs in front of my room's door to prevent people to come in.

"(¬_¬!) what are you doing in here mom!?"

13

The true men are only afraid of:

1. God

2. Parents

3. Flying Cockroach

13

My way of flirting you is basically insulting you.

11

My last word are probably going to be
"wait what?"

11

Water is the most essential element of life.
Without water you can't make coffe or beer.

11

My favorite type of exercise is running...

from responsibility

12

If any guys ever breaks your heart, let me know so I can punch him in the face and get you some ice cream.

11

I'd love to bitch slap your ugly face.
But that would be animal abuse.

12

Ofcourse I; know how to use semicolon; how dare you;

11

Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life. lol

10

I am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

11

^

< BOLDS >

v

Bolds at all directions.

11

Mom : How is your GPA this semester?

Me : The important thing is we have our health.

11

Playlist:

1. All I want for christmas is you
2. Joy to the world
3. When christmas comes
4. O holy night
5. One child

#MariahCarey :)

11

Quick Valentine's tip :
If your status is still single in the Valentine's day..

Kill someone then your status will be suspected.

11

How I talk :
25% swearing
25% sarcasm
50% a combination of both

11

I feel like
I dropped a baby off a cliff
When I close an important tab.

11

top view B
front view oo
side view b

Boob

11

I miss abe and tweetybird in Boldomatic :'(

Anyone knows where they are?

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FURIOUS 6
THE LAST RIDE

FURIOUS 7
ONE MORE RIDE

FURIOUS 8
THE FINAL RIDE

FURIOUS 9
HOW DO WE STOP THIS FUCKING RIDE

FURIOUS 10
SOMEBODY PLEASE SEND HELP!

11

I'm so aww

you're so eww

11

' , ' ¡ ¡ 3 ¡ ¡ ' . '
. |'''''''b''''''| ,
, . |,,,,,,,,,,,| . '

Happy 3rd Birthday
BOLDOMATIC

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Leave the past behind, smile everyday and never wear underwear. I don't know. Inspirational bolds are hard.

10

If I dont respond to ur insult it means what I wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let u live.

10

Can't spell slut without U, bitch.

10

I talk to like 1% of my contact list

9

I cant wait to get my license so I can legally drive myself off a cliff

10

Every time I go out in public and see people looking down at their phone makes me sad SMDH... then I keep moving looking down at my own phone.

10

Pro-Tip :

The key to a succesful relationship?

-Don't start one

9

The good thing about listening to a new song is that it doesn't remind you of any MOTHERFUCKER

9

I hate people who enter my room when my show is on & start talking.

what is wrong with u!? who the fuck raised u! you're an anima! leave my house!

9

You can't say "happiness" without "penis".

9

Music + Earphone.

The best place to hide.

8

Basically...

Your face pisses me off.

9

I hope a bird shits on your face, Bitch.

9

what
a
beautiful
day
to
insult
people

9

People talk A-Z.

I talk F-U.

9

What do you call a hooker at Christmas?

A frostitute.

8

You don't have issues..

You have subscription.

9

the packaging looks very nice..
it's gonna end up in the trash bin anyway..

9

Just a friendly daily reminder that you're ugly.

9

i hate how ur born out of nowhere forced to go 2 school then get a job n work endless hours like this isnt fair wat if i wanted to be a fairy?

9

I got 20 chicken nuggets
10 for me
and
10 for me

9

Pregnant women look so happy. I wonder if they know that their vagina is going to be ripped open by a little fucker.

8

I am just as weird as fuck

8

Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.

8

Because theres a high percentage of hoes these days.

9

If your car is making an annoying noise there is an easy solution!
Just open your door and push her out.

9

Don't follow your heart,
Follow my Instagram

7

As a college student my favorite words are
"free" and "cancelled".

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People are cruel
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| V |
OTW TO FAIRYTOPIA

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If you accidentally make an eye contact with someone around the room that means they want to have a pokemon battle with you!

8

I used to wake up to cute texts. Now I just wake up to 100% battery.

7

Four of my girlfriends are cheating on me.

Those bitches ain't loyal!

7

my single didn't top the chart. I need to remix that into a better one, engaged!

8

Together = We can

To get her = I can't

Space effect lol

7

I need a stronger
word than "fuck"

7

I dont owe anyone any explanations for why I do the shit I do.

6

I eat organic. Smoke cigarettes. Damn yeahhh!!!

6

Thinking of your ex before going to sleep?
Or...
Having a midnight snack before going to sleep?

*You choose.

7

Earphone with the right music.

You either forget everything or you remember everything.

7

Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... on tables, chairs, and... random people :))

7

I don't ask for much in this friendship, don't be too sensitive bitch and have a sense of humor.

7

I just pumpkin love the pumpkin spice latte!

7

This beer tastes like I'm going to text you later...

7

The only reason why people wear shades is
because it makes them look cooler.

7

I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm an asshole, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

6

~can I ask you one thing?

~sure...

~ok thanks...

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I'd love to slap your ugly face bitch but that would be animal abuse

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I'm not surprised to see fake people everyday. But to see the real them is!

6

My chicken go to KFC just to see chicken strip.

6

sells tainted and expired things and we love kwik-e-mart

6

just dropped my new single

it's me

i'm single

6

Why does it feels so good to fart?

because I think happiness comes from within, right???

6

You know
what bitch? you were
born when
your mom
was shitting
in the toilet.

5

proud owner of a penis.

repost if you own a penis.

6

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I dunno, but I like cancelled plans.

5

Sorry, it took me forever to think of an excuse for the plan I cancelled at the last minute.

6

Are you good at maths?
Can you replace my X without asking Y?

5

I hate arguing but I hate holding the sh*t in.

4

I'm verbally abusive to everyone I love.

5

~Roses are red.

~True love is forever.

~Booty booty booty rockin' everywhere.

5

So REAL for being FAKE.

So FAKE for being REAL.

5

SHART
(verb)

Trying to fart and a little shit comes out.

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Don't judge the book by its cover unless the book is a fucking annoying bitch who needs to be high fived in the face with a chair.

2

I don't always rude. Sometimes I eat and sleep.

2

Aha! you mess with the right person.

1

Mariah Carey has inspired many singers in the world. #fact

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You're so close like my shadow but I can't touch you.

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