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t_treeman

i'm wearing my friday socks.

they're like normal socks, but they're ready to party.

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recently, i called my mother at 3 am. just to let her know how it is, when she calls me on sunday 1 pm.

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took a nude photo of myself. with the lights off.

you're welcome.

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life should be more like hockey. when someone pisses you off, you just beat the shit out of them, then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes.

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i saw a spider in my bathtub, so i got a piece of tissue and very, very carefully, burned the house down.

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i'm super lazy today.

which is like normal lazy, but i'm also wearing a cape.

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once upon a time a man asked a fairy to make him irresistable & desirable to all women.

she turned him into a credit card. the end.

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instead of cleaning the house, i just turn off the lights.

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