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Whatever you give to a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

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I have 3 sides...

1. The quiet sweet side.
2. The fun and crazy side.
3. The side you never want to see!

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"Ich schenke meinem Mann eine Nespressomaschine zu Weihnachten."

"Vergiss es! Meiner sieht nach 300 Kapseln immer noch nicht aus wie George Clooney."

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...kissing burns 6,4 calories a minute!

Wanna workout?

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I'm not single! I'm in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.

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Ich komm mir jedes mal wie ein Idiot vor, wenn ich eine Packungsbeilage wieder zusammenfalten sollte!

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Entweder die Frau im Bus hat hässliche Kinder, oder drei ziemlich coole Pokémon.

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Piglet: "How do you spell love?"

Pooh: "You don't spell it, you feel it."

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