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If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

5

LIFE
IS
A
DICK
SOMETIME'S
IT
GET'S
HARD
FOR
NO
REASON!

4

You're cute and all but I'm not sharing my coffee.

4

YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US...

....PLEASE ENJOY THIS FLUTE SOLO.

3

The idea that there is a stairway to Heaven and a highway to Hell says a lot about the anticipated traffic load

3

I just rescued some vodka.

It was trapped
in a bottle...

3

The path of the righteous man is...

Eh fuck it, I'll just take a taxi.

3

At the end of the day, life should ask us,
Do you want to save the changes?

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