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Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

tears
loading...

#closing, #time, #ignored

drkayc, BoldDelight, AndSheCame, Krisargent, ZeepBella, Sledge and CurrentNobody like this

Heil Eloff Mush

#frenemy

Sasquatchprime likes this

Driving a Tesla makes you a Teslauch

#frenemy, #Lauch, #Leek, #Tesleek

Don't Make
The Autobahn Great Again

#frenemy, #Unheil, #Elon, #Turd, #Musk

Sasquatchprime likes this

MyM, Ziya, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Using genital herpes as background picture to reduce screentime

#frenemy

BoldDelight, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Raise your words, not your voice.

It is rain that grows flowers; not thunder.

Reposted from Krisargent

#repost, @krisagent

BoldDelight, Juli7, AndSheCame, MyM, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

lieber faul
als berühmt

Krisargent and BoldDelight like this

Deppen dienen
Arschlöcher verdienen

Krisargent, Sledge and theobserver like this

reposted by theobserver

Ich diene
Du dienst
Er/Sie dient
Wir dienen

Sie verdienen

#dienen, #verdienen

Krisargent, BoldDelight and theobserver like this

reposted by theobserver

can't swindle
a swimsuit

Krisargent, CurrentNobody and Sledge like this

FREE LANCE FREE SOMEBODY

Krisargent, CurrentNobody and Sledge like this

#write, #right

Krisargent, CurrentNobody and schnudelhupf like this

Krisargent and Sledge like this

Wir machen vielleicht nichts falsch aber sicher vieles nicht richtg.

Krisargent, TextDriver, BoldDelight and TimBuktu like this

TimBuktu and Krisargent like this

Wenn das Bankkonto leer ist wirkt das Haar voller.

#Schminktipp

Krisargent and BoldDelight like this

Ich recherchiere zum Thema Frust.

Krisargent and BoldDelight like this

Ich bin 18 oder älter.

Krisargent, schnudelhupf, TimBuktu and Sledge like this

Swearing is not offensive.

It's f*cking not.

Krisargent, perellano, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Krisargent, schnudelhupf, Campo, CurrentNobody, ErikSmit, AndSheCame, BoldDelight and UserOne like this

#hihi

Krisargent, Campo, BoldDelight, perellano, Sledge and CurrentNobody like this

Do not worry celery day will come

#unmotivational, #salary

Krisargent, BoldDelight, JMBis, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Your parents had big dreams too

#unmotivational

Krisargent, UserOne, dizzybwaa, karlokoenig, JMBis, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Reiche Eltern für alle

#Sticker

JMBis, BoldDelight, guggigirl, buzzielizzy and TimBuktu like this

Not everything is a lesson. Sometimes you just suck.

#learn

Krisargent, JMBis, wortsprudel, TimBuktu, AndSheCame and Fionacatherine like this

There's always some cunt on Youtube that can do it better than you.

#learn

BoldDelight, guggigirl and Fionacatherine like this

Just because you are unique doesn't make you special

#learn

Krisargent, BoldDelight, TimBuktu, AndSheCame and Fionacatherine like this

If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many heartwarming disappointments.

#learn

Krisargent, BoldDelight and AndSheCame like this

Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person.

#learn, #internet

Krisargent, Bhuvii, OnlineGuy, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, ErikSmit, petegutz2, JulieanneS, MarcellaA, EmilyHeller and 8 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic and MissInk

Some monsters are never happy

#hope

Campo, Sasquatchprime, petegutz2, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, Sledge and swatchUSA like this

I'm very don't mess with us

#westandwithukraine

Sledge, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

I'm not that good at being human.

- Humanity

#westandwithukraine

BoldDelight, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Nüchtern kann ich das
nicht

BoldDelight, TimBuktu and Sledge like this

Der Alltag
ist ein Minenfeld und ich hab grosse Füsse.

#myproblem

buzzielizzy, Campo, prubton, eulekauzig, JMBis, karlokoenig, TimBuktu, Sherry89 and BoldDelight like this

reposted by karlokoenig and karlokoenig

mir kommt das schon lange komisch vor

Are horses in movies acting?

#showerthoughts

Krisargent, juliettebravo, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Little things console us because they afflict us.
It's like silently farting in a crowded elevator.

#smallthings

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Small things are like silent farts, subtle or deadly, only time will tell.

#smallthings

nathii, BoldDelight, henilnirban, TimBuktu, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Feast on the buffet of greed and your life is full of sorrow.

#greed, #buffet, #moreandmore

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

The big thing about the little thing is the bigger picture behind.

#smallthings

Krisargent, CrewMood2, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Size doesn't matter. It's about things that matter, more or less.

#smallthings

TimBuktu, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

ich pimmel hier so rum

#zero, #effort

JMBis, Campo, sudeshnarocks and karlokoenig like this

say mucho

it would mean a lot to me

HeartOnFire, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and perellano like this

It's been a long week.

- Me, on Tuesday

#Tuesday

Krisargent, sonybox, HeartOnFire, CurrentNobody, JodieT, Juli7, schnudelhupf, TimBuktu and AndSheCame like this

*staring at the wall listening to old memories

#metime

HeartOnFire, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, sudeshnarocks, juliettebravo, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

All fortune cookies expired early 2020.

#finish

ArtsetLetters, HeartOnFire, Fionacatherine, barbaresco, TimBuktu, UserOne, swatchUSA, ErikSmit, Juli7, -Juliane- and 4 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA and uglyteen

Fiji water because evian is made of frogs.

#1stworld, #problems, #WTF

bold, CurrentNobody and HeartOnFire like this

so faul, ich kann den Satz nicht mal zu Ende

#faul

BoldDelight, TimBuktu, HeartOnFire, swatchUSA, Campo, perellano, schnudelhupf, foenix, eulekauzig and Fionacatherine like this

Every time I peel an orange, I think of your pants.

#orange

HeartOnFire, CurrentNobody and MonoGate like this

like leaves change color
our love turned to lies

#orange

HeartOnFire, BoldDelight, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

everything is awful but pizza and you

harlequina, nathii, Fionacatherine, sudeshnarocks, MyM, BoldDelight, karlokoenig, Sasquatchprime, HeartOnFire and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by Sasquatchprime

feels like normality took off its bra

#whats, #happening, #newnormal, #sideways

Pesca, Fionacatherine, sudeshnarocks, Campo, MyM, eulekauzig, Ziya, BoldDelight, -Juliane-, HeartOnFire and 5 others like this

reposted by CurrentNobody, Boldomatic, Sasquatchprime and Mathilda

honk if you can't face reality

Krisargent, sudeshnarocks, Sasquatchprime and CurrentNobody like this

It's more important to make love.

#please

Krisargent, sudeshnarocks, HeartOnFire and CurrentNobody like this

I don't give a fuck,
I give many.

#fuck, #yeah

blacknote, atheist, schnudelhupf, ZeepBella, sudeshnarocks, roosterbear, Sasquatchprime, arxvis, HeartOnFire, busylizzie and 3 others like this

reposted by TimBuktu and CurrentNobody

In a relationship, the little things often mean the most. Just like today, when I didn't push you off the balcony, while I had the chance.

nathii, Sasquatchprime, iam_diran, karlokoenig, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, DominicLomax and perellano like this

[doing anything]

wife:
you're doing it wrong

Sasquatchprime, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, DominicLomax, perellano and Fionacatherine like this

Netflix: Watching you watch me makes me sad.

#Netflix, #or, #gogetalife

Krisargent, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

me: wait
world: guess not

#running, #behind, #headwinds

Krisargent, juliettebravo, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

reposted by Krisargent

My favorite letter is the upper case i.

But that's pointless.

#shallow, #pointless, #halfassnicetry

Krisargent, MonoGate, CurrentNobody, perellano and Fionacatherine like this

remember the future like it was yesterday

#weird, #goodtimes

BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, HeartOnFire and JacketBake like this

Life is a joke, stop choking.

#life, #breath, #theend, #worth, #joking

Krisargent, bold, karlokoenig, HeartOnFire and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

*continues giggling while receiving the Heimlich*

#choke

Krisargent, karlokoenig, HeartOnFire and CurrentNobody like this

Sure, sometimes life is hard, but isn't that what makes it boring?

#presence, #sarcasm

Krisargent, petegutz2, busylizzie, HeartOnFire, CurrentNobody, perellano, karlokoenig, JacketBake, sudeshnarocks and DominicLomax like this

Yeah, I'm still here.

#fact

Krisargent, HeartOnFire, Mclaren73, JacketBake, Demetrius, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Toilet paper thickness has reached duvet level.

#fact

CasualCurse, HeartOnFire, PennyLame, bold, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

Support octopuses, give them swords.

#support

HeartOnFire, petegutz2, Campo, bold, MyM, karlokoenig, justhuman, CurrentNobody, timothy21 and schnudelhupf like this

reposted by karlokoenig

#epic

HeartOnFire, pztk, Cat-like, timothy21 and CurrentNobody like this

Despite all, everything's great.

Krisargent, iam_diran, HeartOnFire, Cat-like, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

Shit could be worse but probably just not.

HeartOnFire, timothy21, CurrentNobody, DominicLomax and Fionacatherine like this

I tried to adult but it's not my thing.

Krisargent, HeartOnFire, TimBuktu, MonoGate, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, DominicLomax and Fionacatherine like this

I ordered vanilla but I'm filled with bitterness.

HeartOnFire, barbaresco, Cat-like and CurrentNobody like this

Life is a farce.
We may as well just accept it and smile.

ujjwal101, HeartOnFire, TimBuktu, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Their love was rare & tragic, like a gas station egg salad.

#love, #stories

Krisargent, Stig300, Lorenacascada, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, HeartOnFire, HashtagAiden, JodieT and karlokoenig like this

I'm a bit worried about how little I care.

#bit, #little, #wordplay

JodieT, juliettebravo, mir-jam, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, roosterbear, Juli7 and Hank-the-knife like this

Optimism is just a pitful sense of reality

#cute, #numb, #reality, #pesimist

ujjwal101, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

Good times, great depression.

#wordplay

ujjwal101, HeartOnFire, kewiino, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

I haven't looked up from my mobile since iPhone 1

#screentime, #years

CrewMood2, BoldDelight, HeartOnFire, MonoGate and CurrentNobody like this

The Murder Hornets will probably leave the U.S. again once they find out about the broken healthcare system.

Krisargent, UserOne, petegutz2, BoldDelight, HeartOnFire, FrozenNodak, mehr, bold, GaylrdSprFckr, sudeshnarocks and 1 other like this

reposted by FrozenNodak and Hannah69

I'm not sad this won't gone viral, just very disappointed.

#goviral, #stayhome

bold, sudeshnarocks and CurrentNobody like this

Brad Pitt always looks like he wants to be like Brad Pitt but failed.

#BradPitt, #BradPitty

irony, OnlineGuy, perellano, swatchUSA, wortwurster, Boldomatic, petegutz2, karlokoenig, HeartOnFire, ThemeSubject and 7 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic

new normal
no thanks

dlyxnn, HeartOnFire, kewiino, Juli7, BoldDelight, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

We are so very small.

#perspective, #little, #clueless, #suspended

Krisargent, HeartOnFire, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, GaylrdSprFckr, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine and perellano like this

Running for pretzels2020

#potus, #better, #cause, #campaign, #trail, #crumbs

bold, Campo, JodieT, CurrentNobody, HeartOnFire and Fionacatherine like this

I'm starting to miss my other anxieties.

HeartOnFire, petegutz2, bold, Campo, BoldDelight, Ziya, CurrentNobody and Bettydent like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

#ewww

HeartOnFire and CurrentNobody like this

Why doesn't it feel like enough?

#enough

HeartOnFire, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

Remember back when we all thought 2019 sucked?

We were too young to know any better.

#busted

guzfox, chipdicks, OpenWorld, swatchUSA, bold, Juli7, Pesca, HeartOnFire, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and 7 others like this

Yes today was horrible.

But today will only last another couple of weeks or so.

#endurance

guzfox, Juli7, HeartOnFire, CurrentNobody, DominicLomax, juliettebravo, MyM, timothy21, TimBuktu, UserOne and 1 other like this

But there is always nope.

#hope

guzfox, perellano, lazyimperfecti, BoldDelight, iceboy, UserOne, swatchUSA, TimBuktu, karlokoenig and Fionacatherine like this

reposted by iceboy

Let's make plans for too late.

iceboy, pland, petegutz2, HeartOnFire, Ziya, GaylrdSprFckr, locupleto, Campo, eulekauzig, roosterbear and 10 others like this

reposted by karlokoenig, swatchUSA, CurrentNobody, visorvice1, Hannah69 and iceboy

I don't want to bother you, but here we are...

#flow

HeartOnFire, sudeshnarocks, UserOne, AndSheCame, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, satan and Campo like this

I washed my hands until they told me to.

#quarantine

HeartOnFire, Fionacatherine, MyM, sudeshnarocks and UserOne like this

Solitude hors d'oeuvre

#quarantine

HeartOnFire, BoldDelight, crftmgk and Fionacatherine like this

It's easy off you try

#off

HeartOnFire, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

#off

HeartOnFire, CurrentNobody and eulekauzig like this

In the 80s everybody was like 'just wanna have fun' and it still haunts me.

#science, #history, #fact

wizlosophy, swatchUSA, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and HeartOnFire like this

You can live without wants but you can't live without needs.

#readitdomewhere, #true, #focus, #society, #of, #wants

Fionacatherine, HeartOnFire, juliettebravo and CurrentNobody like this

Going on holiday is like going on vacation, only fewer vowels travel.

#vowel, #aeiou, #holiday, #vacation

CurrentNobody likes this

Water is pretty great.

You can swim to Australia, or drink if you want.

#motivation

Juli7, DominicLomax, Campo and CurrentNobody like this

#whiletheplanetdies, #envogue, #awake, #credo, #Greta

lindaann, Campo, Ziya, HeartOnFire, BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

wow, the time is now, I'm late, nothing new, winter without snow. I suck as a rapper, I know.

#new

lindaann, HeartOnFire, bold, karlokoenig, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

#new

lindaann, HeartOnFire, JodieT, Campo and CurrentNobody like this

What if, instead of going to war, we all just went to bed early,
for once?

#war, #machinery, #turds, #politicks

netgarden, locupleto, JulieanneS, projecto, Drakonan, skarlegg, Dwell, JodieT, pasquale85, eulekauzig and 19 others like this

reposted by swaggyselena, stargater, Boldomatic, Campo, dijana84 and AnthonyT

What's your favorite show about vans, drive-ins, and brown gravy?

#sexting

HeartOnFire, PennyLame and CurrentNobody like this

The lettuce ratio on sandwiches got out of hand.

#sexting

HeartOnFire, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

2020
is trending

HeartOnFire, Lirpae.., BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Tell me your favorite number.

Nein.

#nine, #no, #german

Juli7, HeartOnFire, IAmNerdWord, Fionacatherine, UserOne and CurrentNobody like this

I tried to catch some fog today.

But I mist.

Sherry89, Stig300, Mclaren73, Juli7, HeartOnFire, IAmNerdWord, juliettebravo, Fionacatherine, UserOne, mehr and 1 other like this

truth is provocative enough

#provocative

BoldDelight, HeartOnFire, sosoandso, CurrentNobody and itsme. like this

Woke up angry about me waking up.

#wale, #up, #someday, #sunday

sarcaSM, HeartOnFire, Fionacatherine, UserOne, CurrentNobody and IAmNerdWord like this

I'm not in the mood
for things I can't change.

#barely, #lethal, #mood

bold, iam_diran, locupleto, ValentinaJ, HeartOnFire, juliettebravo, Convo_Ray, roosterbear, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and 4 others like this

Later is never on time

#too, #soon, #late, #never

fictionallie, MyM, BoldDelight, Boldomatic, UserOne, eulekauzig, zefrances, Campo, JodieT, HeartOnFire and 4 others like this

reposted by CurrentNobody, Boldomatic and dolly

DUMP TRUMP, NOT POLITICS

#courage

HeartOnFire, Fionacatherine, juliettebravo, JodieT, misterlab, zefrances and CurrentNobody like this

The voices in my head are snoring at night and it's annoying.

Angelica_santi, UserOne, HeartOnFire, karlokoenig, IAmNerdWord, Fionacatherine, MyM, Ziya, DominicLomax and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by Redick

You may want to turn the volume down a little on your ignorance.

#people

HeartOnFire, karlokoenig, IAmNerdWord, MyM, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

"Le superflu, chose très nécessaire."

#artdeco

JodieT, Campo and CurrentNobody like this

you're in my spam folder

Reposted from permanentwaves

#spam, #yesterday, #angry, #mission, #PLO

timothy21, CurrentNobody, Ziya, karlokoenig, HeartOnFire and busylizzie like this

To worry is cheap, hope is priceless.

#Hope

Ziya, gizmo2705, Lichtwaechter, disagrea, MarcellaA, Authlander, OnlineGuy, springfire, Hank-the-knife, Boldomatic and 10 others like this

reposted by CurrentNobody, Boldomatic and faroiqkhan

Air conditioning

- not a fan

#igetit

jmelrisa312425, springfire, swatchUSA, siouxz, kontemplaktion, coagulatedpi, bold, busylizzie, octothorpe, Ziya and 9 others like this

reposted by arxvis and jmelrisa312425

This idea has been moved to trash.

Delete permanently or restore?

Fionacatherine, DominicLomax, FrankFilocamo, AndSheCame, Mistermoman, sudeshnarocks, HeartOnFire and CurrentNobody like this

#pointless

key_aq, CurrentNobody, Boldomatic and zefrances like this

You know America is in trouble when everyone starts learning how the government works.

Reposted from TotallyAllen

#PLO, #Yes

FrozenNodak, Mistermoman, cdruet, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, Acataphasja, Campo, key_aq, JodieT, timothy21 and 4 others like this

Hong Kong is the new Berlin.

#china

CurrentNobody, zefrances, JodieT, Andromenadda and Campo like this

*
relationsleepy

#tired

Fionacatherine, MyM, sudeshnarocks, zefrances, swatchUSA and JodieT like this

#hope, #dope

sudeshnarocks, zefrances and JodieT like this

#just, #naaah

AndSheCame, zefrances, swatchUSA and JodieT like this

Eat humble pie, it's gluten free.

#updated, #phrases

Andromenadda, wizlosophy, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, timothy21 and Fionacatherine like this

Saved by the bell. It fell on Boris Johnson.

#updated, #phrases

karlokoenig, CurrentNobody, timothy21 and Fionacatherine like this

Spill the beans, we should feed the poor.

#updated, #phrases

BoldDelight, misterlab, CurrentNobody, timothy21, Fionacatherine and DominicLomax like this

When you get up on the wrong side of bed, be grateful that you have one.

#updated, #phrases

Andromenadda, mir-jam, BoldDelight, misterlab, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, timothy21 and Fionacatherine like this

Show your true colors unless it's orange.

#updated, #phrases, #Donald, #Fucktwat

HeartOnFire, karlokoenig, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, timothy21 and Fionacatherine like this

Butter them up before you fry them.

#updated, #phrases

CurrentNobody and timothy21 like this

Break the ice and fight global warming.

#updated, #phrases

mir-jam, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and timothy21 like this

Bite the bullet but don't swallow the gun.

#updated, #phrases

Andromenadda, CurrentNobody and timothy21 like this

You can't replace the lack of intelligence with paint.

#stupid

CurrentNobody and timothy21 like this

read this slowly enough and you'll lose weight

#readers, #diet

CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and timothy21 like this

Whatever happened to the 'social' part of social media?

#stupid, #lost, #cause, #except, #here

MyM, perellano, busylizzie, Fionacatherine, bold, juliettebravo, liloulil, karlokoenig, Andromenadda, codytatman and 3 others like this

Consume more stuff, pretzels and whatnots.

#pretzel

CurrentNobody likes this

How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? - C.B.

#Charles, #Bukowski, #Quote, #Society

perellano, Hank-the-knife, eulekauzig, JWBarlament, Fabriciuz, bold, Boldomatic, springfire, Ziya, swatchUSA and 9 others like this

reposted by karlokoenig, Sasquatchprime, Boldomatic, Eluku1, krystal and cmbacaliii

"LOL, Britannia!"

#Boris, #Johnson, #Clown, #Member, #Parliament, #New, #PM, #UK

Fionacatherine, karlokoenig, CurrentNobody and bold like this

today is irritating today

#conspiracy

bold, Campo, iam_diran and CurrentNobody like this

I look like a homeless, but only when I'm at home.

#ironically

perellano, bold, iam_diran, Acataphasja, UserOne and CurrentNobody like this

Save the planet. Plant more pizza.

laut, eulekauzig, petegutz2, Adnanhaj, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, Campo, Sasquatchprime and Roel like this

reposted by Sasquatchprime

Save the planet. Plant more idiots.

#selfdestruction, #goahead

CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, Campo and Sasquatchprime like this

It's the latest it has been all day.

#tired, #off, #time

TextDriver, ZeepBella, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, Campo and BoldDelight like this

As a kid I watched men walk on the moon and dreamed of the future. Thought by 2019 we'd be on mars, not marching to defend science from idiots

Reposted from BorisDSNikas

#2019, #Idiots, #Repost, #PLO

Liaaa_luv, BoldDelight, Sasquatchprime, Roel, swatchUSA, karlokoenig and CurrentNobody like this

There's plenty more trash in the sea.

#jealous, #fish

Brunobb, eulekauzig, Liswhat, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, BoldDelight, juliettebravo, Ziya and shanncy like this

It's spelled 'fewlings'

@RulesOfLife

-Juliane-, CurrentNobody and Drakonan like this

And now, a walk down memory lane...
1986 was such a blast.

- Chernobyl

#lesson

JodieT, PURPLANA, CurrentNobody and Sasquatchprime like this

reposted by jakester

I feel you all should know I'm wearing a cardigan right now.

#confession

bmj, projecto, zefrances, Sasquatchprime, CurrentNobody and GaylrdSprFckr like this

I like to imagine death to be the snooze button of life.

#funeral

eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, bold, LineTrack, ErikSmit, karlokoenig, swatchUSA, AyWeiWei, MyM, AndSheCame and 4 others like this

reposted by karlokoenig

Guess who didn't
"get well soon" after all?

#funeral

LineTrack, petegutz2, Campo, Sasquatchprime, AyWeiWei, MyM, DominicLomax, AndSheCame, UserOne, chipdicks and 3 others like this

Thank you for making your dirty little secrets public.

#everyone

ThemeSubject, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, Acataphasja, CurrentNobody, ZeepBella, maritzebill, sosoandso and Krusa like this

Sorry boss. The lava lamp stays on during the meeting.

#meeting, #enhancer

memorize, Juli7, Fionacatherine, JodieT, crafty, CurrentNobody, Krusa and Authlander like this

Shhh,
I'm incognito today.

#FeelingCute

bold, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, JodieT, crafty, CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

Let's play fuck, marry, kill.

#LoremIpsum

NetSolution, timothy21, Krusa, ZeepBella and CurrentNobody like this

#LoremIpsum

Fionacatherine, timothy21, michiko3010, Krusa, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Panic!

At the [here & now]

#LoremIpsum

timothy21, Krusa, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

good things :

fucking
when?

#LoremIpsum

Sasquatchprime, timothy21, Krusa and CurrentNobody like this

garlic bread may fill the void

#LoremIpsum

NetSolution, Fionacatherine, timothy21, Krusa and CurrentNobody like this

Total Fat 0,4 g 0%
Saturated fat 0,1 g 0%
Polyunsaturated fat 0 g
Monounsaturated fat 0,1 g
Cholesterol 5 mg 1%
Sodium 36 mg 1%
Potassium 141 mg 4%
Total Carbohydrate 3g 1%
Dietary fiber 0 g 0%

#LoremIpsum, #Greek, #Yoghurt

Authlander, timothy21, Krusa and CurrentNobody like this

#BookTitle

bold, wizlosophy, misterlab, JodieT, AndSheCame, juliettebravo, UserOne, karlokoenig, springfire, Krusa and 1 other like this

reposted by karlokoenig

You can't mute climate

#climate

Akatrine and Krusa like this

#diva

Campo, JodieT, CurrentNobody, Krusa, schnudelhupf and bold like this

what's wrong?

what isn't?

#rare, #unbroken

RunRunDMC, UserOne, bold, Fionacatherine, eulekauzig, JannatArora, ZeepBella, MyM, ssaa_wa, Krusa and 8 others like this

reposted by rudeboy

spellcheck

love

#love

Krusa, CurrentNobody, JodieT, crafty and petegutz2 like this

autocorrect

but for feelings

#spellcheck, #love

harlequina, ZeepBella, AndSheCame, bold, Kalief, Krusa, CurrentNobody, eulekauzig, JodieT, crafty and 1 other like this

losing you is life with the skin torn away

#you

AndSheCame, Krusa, CurrentNobody, JodieT and crafty like this

Fionacatherine, eulekauzig, GrummMell, CurrentNobody, JodieT, karlokoenig, crafty and Krusa like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

We said nicer things about the future in the past.

#observation

Krisargent, andreasnordang, pland, LineTrack, MakeRelations, perellano, UserOne, GrummMell, Tim12, dor1316 and 16 others like this

reposted by karlokoenig, swatchUSA, Boldomatic, Tim12, stargater, krystal, PhraseTam and MakeRelations

*hitchhiking to solitude

#lost, #standing

Krusa, CurrentNobody and JodieT like this

This post does get meaningful
if you like it.

#kale

ellybellii, lindaann, CurrentNobody, karlokoenig, Krusa, crafty and ZeepBella like this

Photoshop doesn't change reality.

#filter

CurrentNobody, diaryofKate, SidMans201, misterlab, ZeepBella and Krusa like this

DO NOT SCREW UP. STAND OUT.

CurrentNobody, bmj and Krusa like this

#subtitle, #series

swaggyselena, Fionacatherine, hebdifescht, ZeepBella, CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

#omen

JodieT, Sunshine123, lindaann, Fire_starter, CurrentNobody, swaggyselena, crafty and Krusa like this

(God, Buddha, Krishna & Co sigh)

GrummMell, Krusa, crafty and CurrentNobody like this

#Omen, #Gotit

crafty, CurrentNobody, Krusa and bold like this

your lap only exists when you're sitting down...

Reposted from JannatArora

#truthbomb, #plo

sss63, CurrentNobody, sudeshnarocks, RulesOfLife, Krusa and crafty like this

There's
no substitute for the truth.

#truthbomb

SmokeShell, kolelo, misterlab, hanueli, CurrentNobody, Krusa, JodieT, sudeshnarocks, BoomBangBoom, RulesOfLife and 3 others like this

Kombucha tastes like acid piss.

#truthbomb

CurrentNobody, JodieT, sudeshnarocks, crafty and Krusa like this

I'm not wearing anything when I play the Ukulele.

#truthbomb

PowerMany, karlokoenig, kolelo, CurrentNobody, JodieT, sudeshnarocks, RulesOfLife, ChrisRota, crafty and Krusa like this

Anyone else feel like we are all trapped in a shitty 80s horror movie?

#truthbomb

SmokeShell, sss63, hanueli, CurrentNobody, JodieT, sudeshnarocks, RulesOfLife, ChrisRota, swatchUSA, crafty and 1 other like this

Inspiration is such a cliché.

#truthbomb

SmokeShell, kolelo, schnudelhupf, perellano, ehab_faris, crafty, Fionacatherine, karlokoenig and Krusa like this

My stomach makes more sounds than my mouth ever will.

#truthbomb

SignCycle, MyM, crafty, CurrentNobody, chipdicks and Krusa like this

I use sarcasm as a defense mechanism.

Also I yell at people for no reason.

Safety first.

#truthbomb

bisdenndann, Athon98, hey.its.mira, petegutz2, roosterbear, swatchUSA, SmokeShell, sarcaSM, sss63, arxvis and 16 others like this

There's a dead weasel in my boot.

I think it's a sign.

#truthbomb

weekender, SignCycle, crafty, CurrentNobody, chipdicks and Krusa like this

In a previous life I had a life.

DominicLomax, crafty, Fionacatherine, dijana84, CurrentNobody, dannyzee, juliettebravo, JodieT, hey.its.mira and Krusa like this

reposted by dijana84

Fuck
off 2018, you're drunk.

#Dear2019

crafty, Fionacatherine, ProperDesastre, VdF, dannyzee, JodieT, MyM, hey.its.mira and Krusa like this

I'm the man of your dreams, the ones you can't remember.

#love, #lost, #dreams

MapPizzaReason, Andromenadda, Petronius, ChrisRota, eulekauzig, perellano, ProperDesastre, misterlab, -Juliane-, Ziya and 5 others like this

reposted by karlokoenig and Bettydent

How much time is left to get my shit together?

#2018, #dear2019

dijana84, ProperDesastre, MyM, hey.its.mira, Krusa, crafty and dor1316 like this

reposted by dijana84

Dance like you can't spell rhythm.

#dance, #brains, #lost

LineTrack, SidMans201, sarasetta, bold, JustMimi, Fionacatherine, schnudelhupf, ProperDesastre, VdF, MyM and 5 others like this

*Wearing diapers for my hopes

#dear2019

kolelo, Krusa and crafty like this

Last time I tried was 1999.

#Dear2019

kolelo, JodieT, Krusa and dor1316 like this

lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost list.

#TheEnd

VdF, petegutz2, NerdWord, eulekauzig, hey.its.mira, MakeUrChoices, Krusa, Luenchen, swaggyselena, crafty and 3 others like this

reposted by swaggyselena

The world
is an empty place.

#empty, #looking, #for, #meaning

ChrisRota, timothy21, swatchUSA, hey.its.mira, mehr, Fionacatherine, swaggyselena, UserOne, crafty, ZeepBella and 6 others like this

reposted by swaggyselena and rachelkisses

I'd like to see the menu, please.

#Dear2019

crafty, Aquinsha, CurrentNobody, PennyLame, swatchUSA, bold, springfire and Krusa like this

Your intestine states the obvious.

#shit, #and, #beavers

ritacg, SmitaDcruze, guzfox, DieDansken, Aquinsha, boldolicious, CurrentNobody, MyM, GaylrdSprFckr and lindaann like this

Life is nothing but a playlist of random songs.

#Enjoy, #Music, #Random, #Songs

bold, guzfox, misterlab, krubjas, Aquinsha, springfire, boldolicious, CurrentNobody, mehr, karlokoenig and 4 others like this

Nobody ever kissed my ass.

#funfact

guzfox, DeafLori, Petronius, juliettebravo, Aquinsha, CurrentNobody, MyM, GaylrdSprFckr and AyWeiWei like this

When people say you smell funny, you don't smell funny, you smell really really bad.

#funfact

ritacg, projecto, misterlab, Petronius, DieDansken, Aquinsha, PublicScratch and CurrentNobody like this

pineapple on pizza is considered a crime in most countries

#funfact

ritacg, guzfox, Petronius, juliettebravo, DieDansken, Aquinsha and CurrentNobody like this

People in glass houses should put on sun cream.

#funfact

ritacg, BerlinGirl2014, DieDansken, ChrisRota, Aquinsha, springfire, CurrentNobody, GaylrdSprFckr and lindaann like this

Shhhhhhhh
I'm counting

#six

perellano, Isweartogod, RoundCoffee, swatchUSA, kewiino, springfire, eulekauzig, Ziya, crafty, Petronius and 5 others like this

reposted by RoundCoffee

Is my salad supposed to have a pulse ?

#organic

TwoThamesTwo, Convo_Ray, petegutz2, swatchUSA, krubjas, Campo, Ziya, shanncy, misterlab, ZeepBella and 3 others like this

reposted by FrankTheTank

#question, #back, #forth, #simple, #haunt

ritacg, Campo, gkarun7, crafty, Robinista, nano560, springfire, CurrentNobody, harlequina, EmpressTygress and 3 others like this

Let me offer you some practical advice on sexual intercourse:
It's not just you, life fucks us all.
Enjoy the ride.

#karma, #kama, #sutra, #life

bold, BoomBangBoom, JodieT, Petronius, misterlab, ChrisRota, lindaann, Drakonan, crafty, CurrentNobody and 2 others like this

reposted by FightClub

Karma can't pay bills but pays back.

#karma

DieDansken, Campo, crafty, eliane, varshikar, Hank-the-knife, springfire, CurrentNobody, bold and Petronius like this

Karma can't pay bills but pay back.

#karma

krubjas, springfire, CurrentNobody, Petronius and campino like this

Living without feelings is dead easy.

#WinterIsComing

krubjas, Stig300, Campo, spacefrog29, karlokoenig, Fionacatherine, ChrisRota, springfire, CurrentNobody, ZeepBella and 1 other like this

reposted by FightClub

I'd change the world but my battery's low.

LineTrack, krubjas, Campo, swatchUSA, hey.its.mira, streetmedic, springfire, sss63, crafty, Authlander and 9 others like this

reposted by RNhiker

The sword of justice is stuck in a pile of dollar bills.

#who, #can, #afford, #justice

perellano, Bartjan, krubjas, Corradin, eulekauzig, Orkid, MyM, crafty, albertgualbert, RoutineCost and 23 others like this

reposted by streetmedic, Boldomatic, albertgualbert, Sasquatchprime and Mathilda

Life is a carousel and I'm stuck on the donkey.

#Paidfortheride

krubjas, springfire, sss63, CurrentNobody, crafty, CityCharacter, zefrances, Petronius, AyWeiWei, ZeepBella and 3 others like this

May I have your attention please?

I'd like to point out how important your attention is.

#ThankYou, #Please, #MoveOn

Krisargent, Bartjan, krubjas, iam_diran, misterlab, deveshtulsi247, crafty, CityCharacter, zefrances, Petronius and 3 others like this

You don't care.
I don't care.
We both don't care because the other doesn't care.

Let's just move the fuck along.

#DoNots, #Callitaday

krubjas, comanzatara, Fionacatherine, busylizzie, JodieT, NerdWord, roosterbear, streetmedic, springfire, bold and 5 others like this

And I thought 2017 was a bad year.

#NSFW

krubjas, crafty, dannyzee, dijana84, springfire, ZeepBella, zefrances, sudeshnarocks, hey.its.mira and Petronius like this

I want to watch you kiss me

#kiss

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, crafty and karlokoenig like this

too good to be you

#kiss

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, crafty, bold, dr_bemi, Pepsi2018 and PublicScratch like this

reposted by Pepsi2018 and dr_bemi

*has seen better days*

#than, #now, #srew, #it

krubjas, crafty, Petronius, dr.nicilot3.0, Fionacatherine, Ziya, springfire, KnightofSIAL and zefrances like this

The best part about breaking something at work is that people assume it was an accident.

#accident, #ooopsi

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, thewiseguy75, boldolicious, JodieT, lindaann, crafty and springfire like this

Let words rain.

People are thirsty for thoughts.

#thirsty, #brain, #thoughts, #dialogue

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, crafty, Authlander, Pepsi2018, EssayLandscape, iam_diran, Sasquatchprime, Acataphasja, GreatSmile and 6 others like this

We always want it for free

Reposted from perellano

#PLO, #ForFree

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, iam_diran, crafty, iamjagaba, CityCharacter, hey.its.mira, swatchUSA and springfire like this

I sold my narrative to the carousel guy. Now I'm stuck on a tiny horse and the LSD wears off.

#unrelated, #events

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, crafty, springfire, JannatArora, flipflap, jmb, juliettebravo, misterlab, GreatSmile and 1 other like this

It's so hot, the shadow is hiding in the shadow.

#HOT, #Heat, #shadow

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, crafty, springfire, EssayLandscape, CityCharacter, bold, zefrances, locupleto and UserOne like this

His ego so big

Donald can't hold it with his tiny hands.

#ego

crafty, springfire, blackboxmagic, Fionacatherine, JannatArora, karlokoenig, ChrisRota, RandomHero1981 and EmpressTygress like this

I don't know what "je ne sais quoi" means.

Reposted from EssayLandscape

#PLO, #double, #ticket, #alors

deveshtulsi247, crafty, springfire, misterlab, GreatSmile, zefrances, shanncy, AyWeiWei and RulesOfLife like this

* Call Gwyneth Paltrow to say it's over. *

#NoteToSelf, #Reminder, #Ugh

krubjas, lindaann, crafty and InfluenceNoise like this

#NoteToSelf

krubjas, Campo, beingme, lindaann, crafty, dor1316 and InfluenceNoise like this

Reposted from DominicLomax

#PLO, #plastic, #burn, #barbies, #save, #oceans

krubjas, E.Romanovna, beingme, InfluenceNoise and crafty like this

Hope was late, so I took action.

#Fool, #Waiting

Ziya, krubjas, deveshtulsi247, springfire, perellano, Fmon, blackdays, Campo, dor1316, karlokoenig and 10 others like this

positive Vibes für das Volk

#Signalstimmung

krubjas, deveshtulsi247 and ChrisRota like this

At the buffet of life, wanting more is not a crime.

#life, #extra

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, misterlab, InfluenceNoise, springfire, jmb and beingme like this

Can we go home now?

#fuckit, #wochenende

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, Pepsi2018, DominicLomax, springfire, kleinefreiheit, JamieLeeSmith, Petronius, Campo, acmepost and 3 others like this

reposted by Pepsi2018

I lost my head.
I lost my heart.
But I refuse to lose myself.

#hope, #pieces

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, Pepsi2018, springfire, kleinefreiheit, Campo, lifewise_free, crafty, ChrisRota, Fionacatherine and 3 others like this

reposted by Pepsi2018

Why care that nobody cares ?

#care

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, Campo, rudeboy, crafty, InfluenceNoise, petegutz2, ChrisRota and karlokoenig like this

reposted by rudeboy

[crowded elevator]

me:
So have you heard of Boldomatic's #naked mission?

#naked

krubjas, Campo, crafty, Smadhood, Petronius, sudeshnarocks, GreatSmile, KnightofSIAL, ChrisRota, ZeepBella and 1 other like this

#now, #here, #nowhere, #lost, #letters

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, ANoaGrey, crafty, Acataphasja, -Juliane-, rachelfox, juneocallagh, Ziya and sudeshnarocks like this

The world and I are not in speaking terms these days.

#absence, #world, #silence

krubjas, crafty, perellano, Ziya, LOSTnFOUND, Fionacatherine, misterlab, princexiv, m_R_s and ChrisRota like this

reposted by princexiv

Angst verkauft sich gut.

Reposted from BG_r

#Trumpete, #PLO

krubjas and dr.nicilot3.0 like this

stop killing people you fucking twats

Reposted from Ziya

#politics, #of, #war, #PLO

krubjas, streetmedic, UserOne, InfluenceNoise, karlokoenig, Ziya, misterlab, juliettebravo, ChrisRota, rachelfox and 1 other like this

everything happens so much

#internet, #reality, #offline

partiallyHere, krubjas, deveshtulsi247, Fionacatherine, JodieT, ChrisRota and sudeshnarocks like this

Not my circus but I love you monkeys.

@sudeshnarocks, #inspired, #monkey, #world

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, UserOne, Ziya, EscapeVisual, sudeshnarocks, misterlab, ZeepBella, JodieT, jmb and 2 others like this

I haven't seen a cowboy in a while. What happened to John? This is bullshit.

#Random, #giggles

krubjas, crafty and Vandtastic like this

I'm pretty sure that I've posted this already but here it is again.

#boomerang, #bold

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, eulekauzig, UserOne, imichelle, YellowSuck, kritzmania, crafty, ArshathS, JodieT and 10 others like this

reposted by imichelle

It's constantly dripping...

my bank account has the flu.

#flu

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, kritzmania, juneocallagh, crafty, JodieT, Petronius, meohmy, dannyzee, misterlab and 3 others like this

Don't tell me the air is fresh outside. It's been there for ages.

#FAKE

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, Andromenadda, YellowSuck, roosterbear, Ms.Turtle, iam_diran, laxkhat, flipflap, InfluenceNoise and 11 others like this

reposted by rachelkisses

The world is one big lie.

There's nothing super in this supermarket.

#FAKE, #super, #sarcasm

perellano, FrozenNodak, krubjas, YellowSuck, forgetmenot, Fabriciuz, EmilyHeller, Fionacatherine, Vandtastic, roosterbear and 24 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, NailSpeaker, visorvice, ProblemBlame, hopeless36, GS17, dolly, mody9436 and Marcella

Here's a reflection of your standards.

#low

krubjas, YellowSuck, roosterbear, JodieT, sudeshnarocks, karlokoenig, OscarHiggins and locupleto like this

Memories are the blanket for the soul.

#memories, @meohmy, @Fionacatherine, @swatchUSA, @Boldomatic

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, YellowSuck, KnightofSIAL, swatchUSA, Fionacatherine, teamhumble, Sunshine123, guggigirl, Petronius and 8 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA

Here's a rainbow of
"I don't care" for you.

krubjas, YellowSuck and crafty like this

reposted by YellowSuck

#firsthome

krubjas, crafty, Dwell, Campo, wizlosophy, JodieT, ForeverActive, meohmy, crackbuttjoe, EmpressTygress and 3 others like this

I should probably write something meaningful, but you know how it is.

#rituals

sirskitten1, krubjas, YellowSuck, Batterylife, ChrisRota, FrankFilocamo, Fionacatherine, Bartjan, bold, misterlab and 7 others like this

reposted by YellowSuck

At the end of the day, we're just a herd of independent minds.

#punk, #level, #herd

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, TwoThamesTwo, BoomBangBoom, FrankFilocamo, InfluenceNoise, ForeverActive, Campo, PublicScratch, crafty and 2 others like this

Fight the denying that our society still has a long way to go.

#punk, #ethincs, #values, #reality

krubjas, ChrisRota, FrankFilocamo, bold, beingme, GS17, misterlab, EmpressTygress, crafty, JodieT and 4 others like this

Give me 600mg of Ibuprofen and I'm a stable genius too.

#Donald, #Medication

krubjas, prubton, mone_ha, iam_diran, JodieT, GreatSmile, FrankFilocamo, beingme and misterlab like this

Fuck back or get fucked.

#getfucked

krubjas, prubton, LingLewandowski, ilgatto, Languedoc, aurelcja, misterlab, beingme, ZeepBella, FrankFilocamo and 1 other like this

Big fucks small.
But sometimes, small fucks back big time.

#no, #rulesoflife, #PeakyBlinders

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, iranickarma, bold, wizeoldsoul, GreatSmile, FrankFilocamo and InfluenceNoise like this

Computer says

No.

#horoscope, #LittleBritain

krubjas, dr.nicilot3.0, zefrances, ZeepBella and eulekauzig like this

Climate change won the cold war.

- Judah Friedlander

#Friedlander, #Netflix

prubton, GreatSmile, misterlab and bold like this

I get it. You know it too. We all get it. The dung falling out of your mouth is politically incorrect and so is your grammar.

#Public, #faces, #unfortunate, #events

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, metanoia, JodieT and beingme like this

Baby just look at this beautiful graveyard of lights.

#sky, #stars, #lights

krubjas, eulekauzig, meohmy, crafty, prubton, OscarHiggins, ilgatto, sudeshnarocks, InfluenceNoise, Ziya and 1 other like this

reposted by prubton

I don't know about you guys, but life has never thrown me lemons.

#anxiety, #debts, #insomnia, #yes, #but, #fruits

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, GS17, QuestionWoman, mone_ha, nano560, JodieT, juliettebravo, Anveshi, lindaann and 4 others like this

reposted by Anveshi

Here's to the universe for keeping it steady.

#HeresTo

krubjas, GS17, QuestionWoman, ritacg, purplechill, OscarHiggins, JodieT, juliettebravo, Acataphasja, peterpiper and 2 others like this

the more we
blah blah
the less
our words
mean

#words, #meaning

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, wawwaw, unknownpath, lifewise_free, OscarHiggins, sudeshnarocks, niniel, Fionacatherine, misterlab and 2 others like this

Looking back, I should've been looking left, where the car came from...

#ouch

krubjas, sudeshnarocks, misterlab, AyWeiWei, Orkid, sosoandso, fart and InfluenceNoise like this

Guns N' Prayers

#handinhand

krubjas, QuestionWoman, OscarHiggins, misterlab and Orkid like this

Enough with the prayin'.
Time to start legislatin'.

#Texas, #Shooting, #USA, #Twitter, #StephenKing

krubjas, QuestionWoman, sudeshnarocks, Orkid, sosoandso, ZeepBella, fart and SourceBlack like this

reposted by rudeboy

krubjas, kewiino, misterlab, Stokn, InfluenceNoise, JodieT, chipdicks and sudeshnarocks like this

#artistseye

krubjas, Fionacatherine and KosmicKarma like this

"I'm not good with people."

- Hunger

#helpinghands

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, AnimalCatch, mone_ha, zefrances, shespeaks94, BoomBangBoom, ICanDo, janem803 and locupleto like this

reposted by AnimalCatch

Care about it when no one is looking.

#thinkfreely

krubjas, crackbuttjoe, Fionacatherine, swatchUSA, janem803, ICanDo, KosmicKarma and PennyLame like this

Let's tell the internet...

#free

krubjas, swatchUSA, janem803, ICanDo, KosmicKarma and PennyLame like this

#thinkfreely

krubjas, fart, bluebhes, ICanDo, KosmicKarma, ZeepBella and ProperDesastre like this

nothing more inspiring than the art of creating hope

#smilinggecko

krubjas, deveshtulsi247, yazmin, PennyLame, hanueli, DonSpaccafurnu, pontifex, akai, lumber, kolelo and 21 others like this

There are two types of sunday-ers. Which one are you?

a) The starving one.

b) The abused one.

#smilinggecko, #fakeheadline, #wakeup

krubjas, Sunshine123, Ziya, BoomBangBoom, KosmicKarma and wrdnsptr like this

People are posting Googles design mistakes, but there is a good reason behind them: Your world is in ashes.

#smilinggecko, #fake, #headline, #irony, #wakeup

krubjas, taninha, memorize, flipflap, Sunshine123 and KosmicKarma like this

10+ times people failed to send dog pics to 'We rate dogs' while you live on the streets suffering hunger.

#smilinggecko, #fake, #headline, #sarcasm, #irony

krubjas, Sunshine123 and KosmicKarma like this

Up your snack game with starving children.

#smilinggecko, #sarcasm, #firstworld, #irony, #concept

krubjas, CandleTear, Sunshine123, siouxz and KosmicKarma like this

Think walls without what's behind.

Not happening.

#walls

krubjas, ICanDo, sudeshnarocks, Sunshine123, KosmicKarma and lindaann like this

I once wore a polo shirt.
I've never actually played polo. My lie haunts me.

#polo, #lie

krubjas, TheDuke, unknownpath, DeafLori, Fionacatherine, janem803, Vandtastic, sudeshnarocks, BoomBangBoom, juneocallagh and 1 other like this

reposted by karlokoenig

Siri, explain people.

#seriously, #haunting

krubjas, perellano, ProperDesastre, AbbieN., UserOne, redikryeziu, ricardoarmando, TheDuke, sss63, brngbckfirefly and 16 others like this

reposted by stargater, redikryeziu and annemarit

To Do List

#1 Get laid
#2 Laminate list

#todo

krubjas, mehr, eulekauzig, -Juliane-, Fionacatherine, flipflap, misterlab, KosmicKarma, ProperDesastre and karlokoenig like this

reposted by karlokoenig

Feelings are much like the socks in the drawer.

#lost, #nomatch

krubjas, TrippyEnigmati, tide, MerbeDatze, eulekauzig, _Nathalie_, KosmicKarma, daika, Authlander, juneocallagh and 1 other like this

reposted by karlokoenig

Find the art in the fart.

#nutjob

krubjas, TrippyEnigmati, Bartjan, Kush_Le, bold, Orkid, ZeepBella, DominicLomax and chipdicks like this

The harmony of beauty and form
just left my body.

#nutjob, #fart, #Aalto, #inspired

krubjas, bold, Fionacatherine and DominicLomax like this

Let's get unpolitical

krubjas, Bartjan, wizlosophy, Campo, SmokeShell, misterlab, peterpiper, Shea, cdruet, JodieT and 1 other like this

reposted by tonichin

What good is an empty cup?

#drinks, #bar, #question, #of, #today

krubjas, wizlosophy, Campo, SmokeShell, Shea, JannatArora, bitchnbabe, Sunshine123, JodieT, markwright and 4 others like this

Don't you hate it when you appear at the office at 8am, work for seven hours straight and realize it's only 8.30am?

#Monday

krubjas, piratepagaria, wizlosophy, Campo, AmberMaren, misterlab, Sasquatchprime, Shea, liloulil, JodieT and 3 others like this

Just let me delete my browser history before you start World War III.

#whatever, #Trump, #NorthKorea, #Idiot, #puppets, #dungcabinet

krubjas, piratepagaria, wizlosophy, Campo, SmokeShell, misterlab, Shea, JodieT, juneocallagh, PueppiRazza and 2 others like this

Dear electronic devices, please tell me what I should do next.

#whatever, #Tech, #slave

krubjas, Bartjan, Sasquatchprime, Shea, misterlab, JodieT, karlokoenig, juneocallagh and satan like this

Merry Christmas, Australia.

#whatever

krubjas, satan, bold, meohmy, JodieT, Shea and juneocallagh like this

Went to the beach, farted a lot. Summer is fun.

#whatever

krubjas, misterlab, satan, bold, meohmy, MyM, DMein, JodieT, karlokoenig, Shea and 2 others like this

I almost wrote a poem once.

#whatever

krubjas, Campo, cdruet, Authlander, misterlab, tonichin, bold, meohmy, Stokn, DMein and 3 others like this

reposted by tonichin

What do professional golfers do when they retire, get boring office jobs?

#whatever

krubjas, Bartjan, Shea, juneocallagh and dor1316 like this

i keep tripping the hole time

Reposted from arxvis

#PLO, #hole, #time, #whole

krubjas, bold, bio_sergeevna, purplechill, ladypoetica, Shea, misterlab, sudeshnarocks and SamNSara like this

Eat the rich with sauce.

#gravy, #better, #taste

krubjas, bio_sergeevna, Shea, Sunshine123, JodieT, karlokoenig, Fionacatherine, Orkid, SamNSara, boldolicious and 1 other like this

art
is the ether
of meaning

Reposted from arxvis

#share, #some, #ether, #on, #your, #way, #home, #PLO

krubjas, Vandtastic, BoomBangBoom, misterlab, SamNSara, Fionacatherine, AyWeiWei, PennyLame and sarcaSM like this

It's cute
how everyone gets offended by everything and everyone.

#internet, #people

krubjas, janem803, ladypoetica, perellano, BerlinGirl2014, schoolinlife, swatchUSA, BiteSenior, Fionacatherine, Shea and 15 others like this

reposted by visorvice, Vandtastic, sudeshnarocks and albertgualbert

If there's
a moral purpose to your life, it's got to be...?

#what?, @chrysti

krubjas, misterlab, chrysti, Sunshine123, SamNSara and meohmy like this

Diagnosis

Useless with a chance of insurance policy.

#1stdate, #her, #assessment, #probably

krubjas, juneocallagh, misterlab, chrysti, Sunshine123, SamNSara, sudeshnarocks and meohmy like this

Fuck organic.

There, I said it.

@TheBoydP, #Twitter, #quote

krubjas, Deborah.A, Shea, meohmy, ChrisRota, dor1316, SamNSara, Fionacatherine, purplechill, BoomBangBoom and 6 others like this

a bed that pops you out like a toaster...

#wishlist

krubjas, janem803, septembermom, Fionacatherine, BoomBangBoom, -Juliane-, misterlab, JannatArora, meohmy, sudeshnarocks and 5 others like this

Es gibt nie
genug
Weissraum.

#Design, #Layout

krubjas, Shea, misterlab, JodieT and SamNSara like this

I'm not going in circles,
I'm buffering.

#Monday, #Life

krubjas, janem803, MissJazy, lolitain3lack, BreathMiddle, BoomBangBoom, LizTake, meohmy, THEGOLDFATHER, MaGyg and 1 other like this

Forecast:

Fucked

#prognosis

krubjas, janem803, gkarun7, SamNSara, BreathMiddle, zisi, Stig300, GetShitDone, 7Carcinogenic7, prubton and 20 others like this

On the bright side, we don't have many years left to regret this.

#world, #order

krubjas, janem803, Shea, purplechill, maTembe1953, meohmy, misterlab, dor1316, JannatArora, sudeshnarocks and 5 others like this

"Independence"

is such a strong word, use it wisely.

#4th, #July

krubjas, Campo, Shea, JodieT, Fionacatherine, Kara24xo, swatchUSA and Sunshine123 like this

Hopes so high...

they may have a drug issue.

#funandgames

krubjas, piratepagaria, GetShitDone, mone_ha, Fionacatherine, Shea, Campo, bold, JodieT, Kara24xo and 8 others like this

reposted by maTembe1953 and maTembe1953

I get it elevator,
I struggle to get up too.

#mornings, #careers

krubjas, GetShitDone, Kara24xo, Vandtastic, meohmy, phuamaxx, Mcpaige78, Fionacatherine, Sunshine123, sudeshnarocks and 8 others like this

reposted by BiteSenior and rachelkisses

your randomness is addictive

#justsaying

krubjas, DistanceWinter, piratepagaria, janem803, GetShitDone, Kara24xo, treasure, LizTake, Fionacatherine, maTembe1953 and 8 others like this

If I could have dinner with anybody living or dead I'd pick the dead guy. Then I'd order two dinners and eat both. Fuck that guy. He's dead.

#justsaying, #Twitter, @bourgeoisalien

krubjas, piratepagaria, GetShitDone, Stig300, puzzlii, SourceBlack, BerlinGirl2014 and juneocallagh like this

on the rocks, please

krubjas, GetShitDone, jasper.svo, ellenicole, swatchUSA, misterlab, Shea, juneocallagh and Sunshine123 like this

my friends live
in the alphabet

#aphrodisiac

krubjas, GetShitDone, Fionacatherine, Orkid, misterlab, Vandtastic, jussayin and JodieT like this

Fuck this planet.

#sarcasm, #politics, #$$$

krubjas, Shea, Authlander, jussayin and bold like this

What song shall we put on to enter the post apocalyptic wasteland?

#1155

krubjas, Shea, bold, JodieT, juneocallagh, Authlander, eulekauzig, DominicLomax and jussayin like this

d
i
s t
o
r t d
e

krubjas, bold, GetShitDone, Fionacatherine, misterlab, Vandtastic, BoomBangBoom, juneocallagh, meohmy and jussayin like this

You know what would look great on you?

Cement.

#coworker

krubjas, piratepagaria, GetShitDone, Orkid, leobulero, blackboxmagic, soyy, memorize, Dave, BerlinGirl2014 and 9 others like this

Blood is thicker than water. Then again, so is oatmeal...

I'm confused.

#HELP

krubjas, blackboxmagic, memorize, Fionacatherine, Mthokeaux, EmpressTygress, bold, Vandtastic, dor1316 and jussayin like this

How many bananas does it take to stab a coworker to death?

#asking, #for, #ohwell, #office, #meetings, #blahblah, #stfu

krubjas, janem803, soyy, PsychoCorn, memorize, Dave, EmpressTygress, bold, Sasquatchprime, jussayin and 3 others like this

If you can't pronounce it, hump it or eat it.

Reposted from SmokeShell

#PLO, #nomnom

krubjas, misterlab, Shea, crypticb, SmokeShell, SourceBlack, sudeshnarocks, FrankFilocamo, JodieT and Sunshine123 like this

Have you tried turning the U.S. off and on again?

#social, #media, #quote

krubjas, bold, mone_ha, purplechill, Pesca, Fionacatherine, jussayin, MMNK, LineRope, Shea and 7 others like this

People scare me. Not because of how alien they are, but how familliar. It hurts to know their every flaw is yet another reflection of me.

Reposted from Jaedi

#flaws, #curses, #people, #PLO

krubjas, Shea, Orkid, JodieT, daniistrash, Authlander and bold like this

We've got nothing but time.

#time, #tells

krubjas, janem803, Shea, eulekauzig, tide, JodieT, harlequina, lovemychouchou, BeatMeter, juliettebravo and 6 others like this

Liberté,
Égalité,
Le Pen adé.

#paris, #Quote, #Barbara, #grande

krubjas, Orkid, catmilkempire, FireShop, bold, eulekauzig, -Juliane-, misterlab, prubton, Ziya and 10 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA

Too much inspiration
and it is
chaos

Reposted from WritingInside

#chaos, #head, #PLO

krubjas, Shea, sharma.m, eulekauzig, BerlinGirl2014, Acataphasja, MariMar, purplechill, JodieT, RandomHero1981 and 2 others like this

a mouth full of words that taste like bullets

#myneighbor, #revolver

krubjas, adam_1212, BeverlySandie, juneocallagh, AyWeiWei, pontifex, ryctpng, Fionacatherine, DerWahrig, daniistrash and 9 others like this

There is no avoiding war.

#myneighbor

krubjas, juneocallagh, AyWeiWei, pontifex, Fionacatherine, DerWahrig, jussayin, UserOne and sudeshnarocks like this

Some idiot called it "missed calls" instead of "avoided calls".

#phone

krubjas, AyWeiWei, kristiina, radufs, daniistrash, misterlab, guggigirl, jussayin, lindaann, meohmy and 3 others like this

The year is 2035. Still very limited to no gun legislation but you need a license to buy gluten.

#2035, #future, #talk

krubjas, domenich00, jussayin, lindaann, meohmy and Vandtastic like this

Did they take the summer off during the cold war?

krubjas, pawn, ChrisRota, FrankFilocamo, BoomBangBoom, MyM, dor1316, jaybyrd and Centenigle like this

Does it take a fucking apocalypse to make humanity decent again?

#grateful, #not

krubjas, prubton, AyWeiWei, dor1316, bold, Stig300, Ziya, kewiino, purplechill, FrankFilocamo and 15 others like this

reposted by rachelkisses

I once asked someone for the time.

"I have a boyfriend!" she screamed, then a man passing by hollered "I'm MGTOW!"

Someone asked if I vaped.
Another mentioned they were vegan. Somebody started talking about crossfit. Then a voice in the back mentioned polyamory.

No one fucking cares about your pet projects.

Reposted from ErectorSet

#gluten, #intolerance?, #PLO

krubjas, mkereazivirwaa, Vandtastic, guesswho, BeatMeter, misterlab and sudeshnarocks like this

Swearing was invented in 1998 when some fucker stole my parking spot.

#curse, #cursing, #parking, #car, #firstride, #1998

krubjas, janem803, mkereazivirwaa, Fionacatherine, misterlab, chrysti, AJ_Luv, jussayin, Languedoc, meohmy and 6 others like this

Money is numbers and numbers suck

#resist, #its, #math

krubjas, mkereazivirwaa, guesswho, FrankFilocamo, juneocallagh, misterlab, JodieT, EmpressTygress, Vandtastic, memorize and 2 others like this

Written in stone

#resist

krubjas, Shreya95, memorize, bold, meohmy, juneocallagh, purplechill, daniel8a14, jussayin, FreakyDeaky and 2 others like this

Fries before bullets

#corporate, #$$$, #push

krubjas, memorize, meohmy, purplechill, Super, jussayin and EmpressTygress like this

Sorry War, won't make it. I'm with Peace now, you suck.

#Syria, #war, #peace

krubjas, Anusia, erikvisser, KillSample, hanueli, locupleto, Deborah.A, OnlineGuy, shespeaks94, prubton and 19 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, GS17, martianaarav, arden and PianoThanks

Fake news are trending

#oops

krubjas, MyM, Ziya, Authlander, NerdWord, stefan_noth, OrangeBox, JodieT, OscarHiggins, purplechill and 5 others like this

I like your other personality more

krubjas, BurnOut, melliemel, wizlosophy, OrangeBox, meohmy, purplechill, Fionacatherine, Juli7, Shea and 5 others like this

good things come to those who leave me the fuck alone

krubjas, justair, ilgatto, wizlosophy, UserOne, meohmy, Fionacatherine, purplechill, Juli7, helene. and 7 others like this

reposted by rudeboy and ScratchEffort

that which does not kill you but makes you write shitty poetry

#credits, @melissabroder

krubjas, justair, wizlosophy, meohmy, purplechill, Juli7, DominicLomax, Shea, misterlab, jussayin and 5 others like this

a pill that makes you feel like you just got back from the beach

#credits, @postcrunk

krubjas, wizlosophy, meohmy, Fionacatherine, purplechill, Juli7, DominicLomax, Shea, misterlab, jussayin and 2 others like this

my diary audiobook failed the charts again

#bitter

krubjas, wizlosophy, jussayin, Fionacatherine, meohmy, BoomBangBoom, lindaann, misterlab and Shea like this

well at least I can eat peanuts without dying

#superpower

krubjas, Orkid, Shea, bold, wackywaq, niniee, SourceBlack, juneocallagh, visorvice, eutateus and 16 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA, FrankTheTank and visorvice

NOT
MADE
FOR
LOVE

#relationshit

krubjas, Shea, ScratchEffort, lizzymcnamee, purplechill, jussayin, Mel.Filsinger, misterlab, idiomatic and meohmy like this

reposted by ScratchEffort

"Democracy is like a train. You take it where you have to go, and then you get off".

#hypocrite, #Erdogan, #PrimeMinister

krubjas, Luenchen, Fionacatherine, swatchUSA, karatekidskye, jussayin, gammabretslay, meohmy, DependentDraft, idiomatic and 3 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA

It's both frustrating and disturbing when I use two fingers trying to zoom in on a picture in a magazine

#zoom, #in, #smartphone, #victim

krubjas, Fionacatherine, visorvice, Sofeana24, Bettydent, ZeepBella, karatekidskye, perellano, EmpressTygress, purplechill and 10 others like this

reposted by visorvice and RuthAkoru

Stop wasting space on the internet.

#Stop

krubjas, karatekidskye, Fionacatherine, CellBathroom, jussayin, ShockGround, purplechill, emiledi77, ZeepBella, PennyLame and 10 others like this

I'm no art critic, but I doubt dogs know how to play poker.

#Coolidge, #painting

krubjas, karatekidskye, Campo, aunteyeme, pittoresk, MaximumPoet, purplechill, EasierSaid246, emiledi77, AyWeiWei and 8 others like this

We live on
the edge of
paradise

Reposted from Ziya

#paradise, #sarcasm, #edge, #deep, #PLO

krubjas, karatekidskye, Campo, UserOne, mone_ha, kolelo, hiddenangel, Sunshine123, emiledi77, purplechill and 7 others like this

"Let's be brave, because then we don't have to be afraid of the future"

#Steinmeier, #acceptance, #speech

krubjas, karatekidskye, EasierSaid246, idiomatic, DependentDraft, hiddenangel, purplechill, AnitaH, emiledi77, xelaluna and 6 others like this

Circus freaks of the future

See the amazing
untattooed man...

Reposted from BoomBangBoom

#Dang, #PLO

krubjas, BeatMeter, idiomatic, Fionacatherine, a_mars_bar, EmpressTygress, Bartjan, petegutz2, FreakyDeaky, SourceBlack and 3 others like this

Reposted from minomino

#PLO, #little, #notice

krubjas, karatekidskye, idiomatic, ScratchEffort, tamarasara_k, a_mars_bar, EmpressTygress, Bartjan, purplechill, JodieT and 9 others like this

Reality:
the greatest
mind-fuck of all.

Reposted from DependentDraft

#true, #story, #PLO

krubjas, karatekidskye, EasierSaid246, idiomatic, ScratchEffort, lizzymcnamee, Fionacatherine, EmpressTygress, purplechill, JodieT and 8 others like this

Your pet hamster left you to be with the Donald.

#alternativefacts

idiomatic, BoomBangBoom, EasierSaid246, EmpressTygress, Sunshine123 and juneocallagh like this

Supreme court is like regular court but with a slice of bacon.

#politic, #powers, #bacon

idiomatic, BoomBangBoom, lukeZ, a_mars_bar, EasierSaid246, inamorta, purplechill, Sunshine123, misterlab, iamaliaratink and 7 others like this

The moment when roses turned into guns....

#stepout, #Syria, #solidarity

krubjas, idiomatic, BrainFood, Nikepeace, perellano, human, stonayy, EasierSaid246, SourceBlack, JodieT and 2 others like this

Bombs falling on houses, hearts were left behind, yet borders are being closed...

#stepout, #tragicmoments, #Syria, #Trump

krubjas, idiomatic, BoomBangBoom, human, EasierSaid246, nano560, SourceBlack, JodieT, meohmy, suingomat and 1 other like this

Where is...

...the light switch ?

Reposted from pipp

#send, #HELP, #PLO

krubjas, idiomatic, callow, NormalStudy, Hebi1959, MajorShoe, BreakHeight, Nikepeace, Sofeana24, sss63 and 8 others like this

After we've destroyed everything, you up for a cappuccino?

Reposted from Zariem

#PLO, #sarcasm, #fav

krubjas, idiomatic, MajorShoe, BreakHeight, nano560, a_mars_bar, theartofliving, bold, SuggestedWriters, purplechill and 5 others like this

I'm with her and her, her, her, her, her, her and all the women.

krubjas, idiomatic, BreakHeight, a_mars_bar, SuggestedWriters, purplechill, ZeepBella, SourceBlack, shespeaks94, juliettebravo and 5 others like this

Member of the Bored

#Business, #Card, #fuck, #board

krubjas, MonoGate, idiomatic, BoomBangBoom, MajorShoe, ilgatto, ljcreative, nano560, LineRope, bold and 10 others like this

Don't
resist
temptation

#stepout

krubjas, idiomatic, mhd4, EasierSaid246, saintx, wizlosophy, hebdifescht, purplechill, curvema, misterlab and 8 others like this

reposted by GoodSpiritual and mhd4

I don't
know
anyone
else
who
would
get
this.

Reposted from JodieT

#boomerang, #PLO

krubjas, idiomatic, strngrthnfctn, saintx, EasierSaid246, emiledi77, Shea, JodieT, juneocallagh, Sunshine123 and 3 others like this

HR sent an email about procrastination at work.

I haven't opened it yet.

#HR

ZeepBella, idiomatic, a_mars_bar, sss63, emiledi77, JodieT, Autumnsunshine, casaper, misterlab, Robinista and 8 others like this

reposted by jraetz

Your eucalyptus oil smells like Koalas in your neighborhood want to have sex with you.

#Colleagues

krubjas, casaper, emiledi77, JodieT, misterlab, EasierSaid246, Shea, Sunshine123, juneocallagh, bold and 2 others like this

Can't we just fuck and listen to joy division?

#graffitti, #streetart, #resolution

BreakHeight, terry97, wizlosophy, Juli7, ZeepBella, Sunshine123, schnudelhupf, enderby, bold, aShes_arTwork and 5 others like this

I microwaved a cup of ice instead of turning on the sink to get a glass of water and now Trump wants to make me the Secretary of Energy.

#Twitter, #RP, #quote, @elle91

BoomBangBoom, mmmmmbeer, casaper, Fionacatherine, begrian, EasierSaid246, MyM, Sunshine123, meohmy and misterlab like this

#Christmas, #spirit

krubjas, PunchDrunk, wizlosophy, EasierSaid246, meohmy, stargater, Shea, begrian, enderby, ErikSmit and 3 others like this

It's damn cold outside. Great job everyone.

#society, #virtues, #cold, #hearts

krubjas, srinidhi, begrian, EasierSaid246, meohmy, purplechill, Sunny1702, SourceBlack, Sunshine123, Shea and 2 others like this

It's Kraken release day.

#flashback, #monday

krubjas, ElSyawarma and Shea like this

the luxury
of needing
nothing

#comfort

Eldorado, krubjas, emiledi77, whatever., rakragans, ju81102, purplechill, alamimani, schnudelhupf, misterlab and 9 others like this

reposted by WorkingSmokes

Make love, not quinoa.

#aweful, #stuff

emiledi77, aehmpaeh, SarcasticAssO, aShes_arTwork, lindaann, bold, Shea and SourceBlack like this

Whiteboards are remarkable.

#blabla

krubjas, emiledi77, GaylrdSprFckr, EasierSaid246, srinidhi, tied_drip, SarcasticAssO, siouxz, Muhammad.Talha, Sunshine123 and 8 others like this

I wish the girls who rejected me in high school could see how many Pokémon I've caught.

@JohnLyonTweets

emiledi77, GaylrdSprFckr, PenSword72, human, purplechill, zefrances, misterlab, princexiv, nash, siouxz and 4 others like this

Laundry so colorful, Trump wants to see your
Birth Certificate.

#laundry

emiledi77, GaylrdSprFckr, crypticb, human, purplechill, zefrances, meohmy, SourceBlack, juneocallagh and Shea like this

Things happen, it's all these fuckers do.

#things, #happen, #unfold

krubjas, emiledi77, zefrances, meohmy, SourceBlack and Sunshine123 like this

my inner dialogue is basically just lot of grunting

#censorship, #monday

krubjas, emiledi77, Jonjonny, aShes_arTwork, paralelde, meohmy, Sunshine123, Shea, juneocallagh and Stokn like this

words so true, they echo in censorship

#censorship, #boldness, #change, #risk

krubjas, emiledi77, PenSword72, a_mars_bar, Fionacatherine, paralelde, Sunshine123, Shea and hannahe1198 like this

brain
can't
brain
today

#Fatigue, #censorship

krubjas, ScriptaManent, a_mars_bar, Campo, misterlab, meohmy, bold, Sunshine123, Shea, hannahe1198 and 1 other like this

meet me at the end of the internet

#destiny

MakeRelations, krubjas, Andromenadda, whatever., ZarellaMe, bold, Fionacatherine, SourceBlack, Ziya, campino and 17 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA

Fuck you weather.

That was just enough rain to make my car look dirtier.

#comeback

krubjas, inamorta, bold, emiledi77, Authlander, zefrances, niemo, Stokn, siouxz, DygytAlice and 3 others like this

Of course I received your Email. I deleted it right away.

#Colleagues, #Office, #Blah

krubjas, bold, WinterDream, emiledi77, paralelde, UserOne, soyy, dor1316, DygytAlice, Juli7 and 14 others like this

reposted by rudeboy and shankarrkn

Karma is my boomerang.

#cliche

krubjas, EasierSaid246, satannah, WinterDream, emiledi77, mentalitas, ritacg, B___, NumberPlenty, misterlab and 12 others like this

It's OK, funds.

I'm insufficient too.

#cliche, @HomeProbably

krubjas, EasierSaid246, satannah, emiledi77, mentalitas, Fionacatherine, rachelfox, AmyLynn418, aunteyeme, bold and 11 others like this

To hate yourself just a little bit less tomorrow is a goal, too.

@sosadtoday

krubjas, EasierSaid246, satannah, emiledi77, rachelfox, zefrances, Floki, Sunshine123, brody, purplechill and 12 others like this

reposted by Spacegirl00

satannah, emiledi77, purplechill, Shea, JodieT, misterlab, bold, Sasquatchprime, PenSword72, SourceBlack and 3 others like this

Let me grab The New World by the pussy.

-Donald Trump

#Donald, #Trump

emiledi77, WinterDream, Jonjonny, Shea, JodieT, Blackjackuar, MyM, misterlab, bold, PenSword72 and 3 others like this

reposted by rashmirulz

"Oh wait! I also have an opinion!"

- Every single person of the internet

#Internet, #peeps

krubjas, majdahxx, purplechill, Shea, JodieT, PenSword72, SourceBlack, Ziya and Blackjackuar like this

reposted by rashmirulz

Make America Pangea again.

#US, #election, #Trump, #Clinton, @six_2_and_even

misterlab, PenSword72, SourceBlack, Ziya and Blackjackuar like this

#election2016

sudeshnarocks, JodieT, Shea, Aimi, swatchUSA, ZeepBella and PenSword72 like this

Let's swap recipes for disaster, K?

#election2016, #Trump, #Clinton, #Convo

krubjas, WinterDream, bold, LGAC, purplechill, Fionacatherine, Sasquatchprime, a_mars_bar, Aimi, sudeshnarocks and 3 others like this

"2016 Election"
spelled backwards is "WE'RE DOOMED".

#election2016

Fionacatherine, a_mars_bar, Aimi, majdahxx, sudeshnarocks, jaybyrd, Shea, mentalitas and Authlander like this

Always be yourself, except during job interviews.

#job, #interview, #lies

krubjas, satannah, Floki, majdahxx, SteveBee, markwright, meohmy, lalaland, mone_ha, misterlab and 15 others like this

Fishing for competence.

#boss, #compliments, #no, #competence

krubjas, satannah, 2amadeus, shanncy, meohmy, mone_ha, lindaann, Blackjackuar, bold, Fionacatherine and 9 others like this

Software updates are my daily soap operas.

#soapopera

krubjas, Lieutenant, juneocallagh, SourceBlack, mone_ha, perellano, a_mars_bar, inamorta, guzfox, JodieT and 13 others like this

reposted by sudeshnarocks, tearsandbombs and FightClub

#framed

krubjas, WinterDream, juneocallagh, bold, emiledi77, sudeshnarocks and Shea like this