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I need to exercise my demons. They're getting fat and lazy.

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Beware of people who want to heal you.

Beware of your belief that you need to be healed.

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I tried sleeping my way to the top but got fired for napping at my desk instead.

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My favourite days are the ones where it doesn't feel like the universe is trying to kill you.

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I may not know much about women, but I think I can confidently say that they are without exception not interested in seeing a picture of your penis, no matter who you are or how awesome you think it is.

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If you're in the middle of nowhere, you must be halfway to somewhere.

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"Now that I've achieved success, I can relax, enjoy life and start being nicer to people."

~ No one, ever

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Some people have to take a picture of something before they can see it.

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