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SarcasticAssO

Wanted new haters! My old ones are starting to like me.

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SarcasticAssO

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

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You see...
The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Dear turkeys they only love us for our breast too.

Sincerely, women.

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Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be?

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I like long walks especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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If I throw a stick will you leave?

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This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

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It aint the size, its
no, Im sorry,
it really is the size.

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