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The amount of jokes about coronavirus virus has reached worrying numbers.

Scientists claim we are in the middle of a pundemic!

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If I sneeze and fart at the same time, does my body take a screenshot?

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If it snows heavy, does anyone know how many snowmen you're allowed in your garden under current UK restrictions?

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Remember the clocks go forward tonight.
The last thing you want is to be late getting up....... to sit in your house all day.

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Me: Have you got that new book on constipation?

Librarian: It hasn't come out yet

Me: Yes, that's the one

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After years of studying obituaries,

I have concluded that no one ill-tempered or unimportant ever dies.

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Many parents are about to discover that the teacher was not the problem.

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What's pink, six inches long and makes my wife moan?

Her fucking tongue!

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