tk93's Posts

Honestly, giving birth is amazing. Kinda sad I'll never experience it again.

#birth, #amazing, #done

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It's better to be quiet and let people think you're stupid than to open your mouth and prove it.

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And on the seventh day he rested

#lies

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I'll turn the tide
Pull down the moon
Run rivers dry
Battle fate for you
Let's burn the pages
We'll start anew
Right through the ages, to prove
Fate don't know you like I do

#desi, #valentine

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Having a baby in the fall!

#happy, #baby, #2020, #prego

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2020
Here we go

#2020

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I will give you everything I have in a heartbeat. Not because I have to, but because I want to.

#mylove, #mylife, #myeverything

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I guess Im not important enough

It will be ok.

#feeling, #neglected

Believe me, I've tried, but in the end I needed to breathe.

#Asking, #Alexandria, #AIAR

My boyfriend is a sissy and I love it

#confession, #love, #boyfriend

Im in love, but I dont want to be.

GreatSmile, Petronius, CityCharacter, sudeshnarocks and springfire like this

#single, #breakup, #what, #now

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If God gives you a small dick, you better pray for big hands

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Im falling for you

#face, #first, #feelings

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The man goes to the doctor and complains about his sadness. The doctor gives him Viagra. "Why?" asked the man.

"You need a pick me up."

#joke, #of, #the, #day, #jokeoftheday

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#fuckit

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#fuckit

#fuckit

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#jjc, #yt, #jj, #muas

Have you ever started something and two seconds later, "fuck it".

#fuckit, #yes, #can, #relate

misterlab, CityCharacter, Authlander, Campo, InfluenceNoise, Petronius and beingme like this

Fuck it.

By it, I mean everything.

#fuckit

CityCharacter, InfluenceNoise, Petronius and beingme like this

I feel so bad for Prince Phillipe

#thecrown, #tvshow

The best thing about having a vagina, is sharing it with the ones without.

#lol, #joke, #vagina

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"I did it for the child. What greater responsebility is there in Gilead?"

"Obeying your husband."

#THT, #serena, #thecommander

Life:
Fragile
Handle with care

#life

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I hate choosing a new series to watch. What if I invest time in it and it sucks?

Here's hoping!

#thecrown, #netflix

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Y O G A
o b o s
u v t s
i
o
u
s
l
y

#yoga

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Squirrels are basically rat hardware running monkey software...

Reposted from sudeshnarocks

#PLO, #yees, #this, #makes, #sense

Petronius and sudeshnarocks like this

Everything you read is a lie

#nonsense

Can you knot?

I can not.

#winniethepooh, #nonsense

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Cheering on a chess game must be difficult

#slow

beingme, GreatSmile and InfluenceNoise like this

King is weak and slow, Queen is quick and fierce!

#norway, #chess, #magnus, #karlsen

InfluenceNoise and CityCharacter like this

Remeber to always eat yellow snow, it might be beer!

#jokeoftheday

UserOne, Petronius and petegutz2 like this

What did you think of "first blood"?

#handmaids, #tale, #cant, #wait, #for, #the, #next, #episode

Is your name wifi because I'm feeling the connection

Reposted from _ashley

#plo

mehr and jmb like this

Knock knock

Who's there?

Interupting cow

Interupting cow whMOO

#jokeoftheday

"Often, moving a follower toward self-leadership creates a dilemma for the leader."

#superleadership, #theory, #kmn

Petronius and sudeshnarocks like this

Am I supposed to hunt badges?

#badges, #dont, #understand

Petronius, GreatSmile, InfluenceNoise and beingme like this

Do you believe?

Not yet.

#but, #soon, @Petronius

heidierdbeer, GreatSmile, sudeshnarocks, InfluenceNoise and beingme like this

The sun is out, but I am in.

#exams, #bachelor, #thesis, #fml

heidierdbeer, Petronius, GreatSmile, sudeshnarocks, InfluenceNoise and beingme like this

How does the women in Tsjernobyl look?

Radiant.

#jokeoftheday

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What's the name of the car transporting viagra?

Pick-up

#jokeoftheday

Petronius, CityCharacter and InfluenceNoise like this

Spending on trending

#trending

Authlander, Campo, dor1316 and InfluenceNoise like this

#if, #you, #know, @jmb

Meghan and Harry = Marry!

Its better than Heghan

#royalwedding, #princeharry, #meghanmarkle

prubton, Petronius and beingme like this

Keep your head up when you're neck down in shit!

#shit, #saying, #translated, #from, #norwegian

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You can't tell me what to do, you're not my dog.

#doggo, #dog, #puppy

prubton, Petronius, jmb and sudeshnarocks like this

#naked, @Petronius

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Kutt meg ved knærne, le av meg og ta av meg alle klærne, hva har du igjen?

#naked, #cezinando

sudeshnarocks and Authlander like this

Forced to be naked

Forced to be vulnerable

#naked

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Sometimes I feel something

Petronius likes this

12 days until a series of unfortunate events season 2.

#cant, #wait

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Sometimes I wish I had someone to talk too.

prubton, JodieT, beingme, janem803 and Sunshine123 like this

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Never date a guy who is overly invested in football.

#my, #bf, #is, #fucking, #scray, #when, #his, #team, #loses

InfluenceNoise and JodieT like this

Never put your dick in crazy

prubton, InfluenceNoise, janem803 and FrankFilocamo like this

#guess, #who

ChrisRota, FrankFilocamo, InfluenceNoise and meohmy like this

reposted by FrankFilocamo

I can not stand fake people.

#sick, #of, #it

FrankFilocamo, meohmy, janem803, JodieT and Authlander like this

I am enough for me

#5wordstory

FrankFilocamo, meohmy, janem803 and petegutz2 like this

Your life is now, don't waste it.

#yolo, #seriously, #gobigorgohome

FrankFilocamo, meohmy, janem803 and petegutz2 like this

#?

FrankFilocamo, janem803, ElfiEdel and petegutz2 like this

#oth

Campo, InfluenceNoise and CityCharacter like this

Honestly, my favourite Kardashian is Scott.

#thelord, #epic

InfluenceNoise, FrankFilocamo, beingme, Authlander and JodieT like this

Being in a relationship is like being on a diet. You can still look at the menu.

#menu

FrankFilocamo, GreatSmile and janem803 like this

"After all this time?"

"Always."

#obsessed

Moon-D, GreatSmile, janem803, beingme, JodieT, CityCharacter, InfluenceNoise and FrankFilocamo like this

Dear 2018, I'm coming for you, get ready!

#dear2018

zohatariq, JodieT, nash, aehmpaeh, FrankFilocamo, janem803 and shespeaks94 like this

reposted by FrankFilocamo and zohatariq

Grab life by the balls. Now.

#change, #2018, #im, #ready, #for, #you

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#granny, @campo

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reposted by FrankFilocamo

My mom gave her 8 year old grand daugther a sex spinner. It had bright colors a smiley and "kiss me", "drink up" etc. on it. She mistook it for a fidget spinner.

I laughed so hard.

#granny

JodieT, petegutz2 and janem803 like this

What can I say, except you're welcome

#maui, #vaiana

misterlab and JodieT like this

We're leaving together, but still it's farewell

JodieT, niemo, RandomHero1981 and Authlander like this

From the darkness, she found light

janem803, JodieT, BiteSenior, RandomHero1981 and Authlander like this

I miss our talks.
I miss your smile.
I miss your face.
I miss you.

@RandomHero1981

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reposted by RandomHero1981 and tonichin

Manchester united </3

#unite, #against, #terrorisme

JodieT and Sasquatchprime like this

Happy birthday, Norway.

#national, #day, #norway

JodieT likes this

Cold gives me goose bumps

#maroon5, #cold, #fucking, #love, #it

janem803, FrankFilocamo and meohmy like this

You can come to my hotel, you can bring me a friend.
You can dress up like twins, Ican teach you some french

emiledi77 and JodieT like this

I'm feeling my heart crushing, waiting for it to be over. This is agony.

#why

janem803, Sunshine123, purplechill, Authlander, dor1316 and emiledi77 like this

Send me a dirty msg, I dare you

#c'mon, #;)

FrankFilocamo, purplechill, foenix, JodieT, emiledi77 and Authlander like this

I am never beaten, broken not defeated

#pcd, #oldschool

purplechill, emiledi77, JodieT and Authlander like this

And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket

#big, #girls, #dont, #cry

janem803, purplechill, emiledi77, JodieT and AceFuture like this

Lieutenant, styxx, matembe-53, campino, emiledi77, aehmpaeh, niemo, bold and chipdicks like this

Mother of dragons.

mero1976, ikram, vladtheimpala, PenSword72, shespeaks94 and emiledi77 like this

Did you know I dont care?

#didyouknow

emiledi77, JodieT, RandomHero1981, swatchUSA and PenSword72 like this

reposted by emiledi77

Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear TK,
happy birthday to me

#bday, #love, #it, #yay, #pressies

prubton, Pesca, JodieT, Babs_77, Ziya, Sunshine123, RandomHero1981, PenSword72, niemo, ruhip and 3 others like this

Im tired. I know you were wondering

JodieT, Authlander and PenSword72 like this

Might call in sick for work today.... I have a puppy to play with

#jk, #but, #its, #tempting

PenSword72, Authlander, meohmy and JodieT like this

Is it christmas soon?

#love, #me, #some, #xmas

Authlander, JodieT, ikram, satan and bold like this

My puppy love bottle caps, he can play with one for hours by him self

#he, #is, #so, #funny, #puppy, #bordercollie, #Balto

JodieT, meohmy, matembe-53 and Authlander like this

I feel tired all the time.

It's exhausting.

JodieT, meohmy, PenSword72, Authlander and niniel like this

I didnt peg you for a bitch, I guess your face should have warned me.

#bitchface

Babs_77, JodieT, PenSword72 and UserOne like this

what shall we do with the drunken sailor?

#stuck, #on, #my, #brain

JodieT, sis, matembe-53, dor1316, DygytAlice, purplechill, ikram, Authlander, shespeaks94, niemo and 2 others like this

My dog is either an idiot or extremly smart.

#cant, #figure, #it, #out

JodieT, meohmy, ikram and Authlander like this

exams in one month... where is my books???

#time, #to, #study

Authlander, JodieT, niemo, aehmpaeh, foenix, shespeaks94, aussi-girl90 and sohacosm like this

Had a major crush on a guy, we used to talk alot. Now we both are taken, but I still miss talking to him.

#miss, #you, #babe

janem803, purplechill, Authlander, PenSword72, aussi-girl90, dor1316, ikram, JodieT and sis like this

You people are so funny... when I try to think of something witty or clever my last brain cell call in sick.

#not, #fair, #you, #funny, #bolders, @2ndDragoon, @PenSword72

JodieT, dor1316, Authlander, purplechill and Convo_Ray like this

I got a puppy.

It sucks

#nah, #but, #also, #yes, #i, #love, #him

ruhip, Authlander and niemo like this

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Hey, bitchy bitch

niemo, shespeaks94 and PenSword72 like this

And my face is all bruised up

JodieT, niemo, PenSword72 and shespeaks94 like this

#my, #life

meohmy, shespeaks94 and JodieT like this

niemo, Authlander and sewace like this

Poor;
When there is too much month at the end of your money

#poor

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Everyone hates a racist, but racists only hate a few people

#lol

WordNerd likes this

To go over....

everything

#please

JodieT, Sunshine123, meohmy, shespeaks94 and PenSword72 like this

I was wondering if after all this time you'd like to meet

#would, #u?

JodieT, Sunshine123, meohmy, shespeaks94, PenSword72, ElfiEdel and aussi-girl90 like this

#u, #dig?

JodieT, Sunshine123, meohmy, shespeaks94, diane.b and PenSword72 like this

I need spring to come soon.

#this, #is, #depressing, #im, #over, #you, #winter

PenSword72, JodieT, Sunshine123, reet123, ehab_faris, dor1316, sis, niemo and meohmy like this

#musical, #grease, #lightning

JodieT, shespeaks94 and Brainioactive like this

Seriously fell down the stairs yesterday.

#ouch

PenSword72, JodieT, sis, Brainioactive and meohmy like this

Sometimes I have a salad for dinner. An all grape salad.

It's wine.

#healthy, #food

PenSword72, JodieT, sis, Babs_77, Brainioactive, RandomHero1981, UserOne and meohmy like this

I have lost my way... again.

#cant, #seen, #to, #stay, #on, #track

dor1316, shespeaks94, sewace, Brainioactive and Authlander like this

Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade

#barbra, #funnygirl

purplechill, shespeaks94, Brainioactive and ElfiEdel like this

Let's be honest.

Lol nah, lying is more fun.

instant_fugace, Sasquatchprime, niemo, sohacosm, diane.b, hensch and Sunshine123 like this

reposted by instant_fugace

I'm not into gossip, but did you hear what Roshanda did last night?

#gossip

reet123, matembe-53, PenSword72, JodieT, mylisa1970 and 1956 like this

I can only please one person a day.
Today is not your day.

Tomorrow isnt looking good either.

misterlab, tk93, matembe-53, PenSword72, purplechill, Authlander, meohmy, mylisa1970, 1956 and dor1316 like this

Wish I knew german

#many, #german, #posts

Authlander, JodieT, meohmy, DygytAlice and diane.b like this

I miss being a hoe

#those, #days, #fun, #times

Authlander and JodieT like this

THINK

It's not illegal

Reposted from anonymous

dor1316, Sasquatchprime and JodieT like this

Hola, amigo!

Do yo have uno taco, por favor?

#offensive?, #nah, #lol

makalapua, Sunshine123, satan, chipdicks, JodieT and sis like this

<3 ALENTINES AY <3

for those who won't get the V or the D on february 14

#lol

PenSword72, aussi-girl90 and Authlander like this

An urban legden about a perverted psycho who liked to shoot people with bow and arrow in his fairy outfit.

#cupid

2ndDragoon, Authlander, PenSword72, creatorbeats and JodieT like this

How is it that I feel horrible, when I am the one who is supposed to be apologized to?

Doozie6767, PenSword72, Adwaitp, purplechill, dor1316, matembe-53, meohmy, JodieT, Sunshine123 and sewace like this

He is a fucking asshole

#angry, #and, #sad

PenSword72, niemo and Sunshine123 like this

Thanks for my new car!

throatally worth it

#ger, #it?, #;)

Authlander, niemo, sewace and JodieT like this

We should form a Super Hero Group named "The Boldomatics - Our Mind is our Weapon"

Reposted from RandomHero1981

#found, #this, #gem, @RandomHero1981, #still, #true

instant_fugace, Authlander, Sunshine123, dor1316, mylisa1970 and campino like this

Make your day better..
have sex •

Reposted from Lirpae..

#i, #approve

Lirpae.., niemo, ehab_faris, sewace, mylisa1970 and campino like this

Stand up like a soldier, babay

#lightitup, #stuckonmybrain

PenSword72, hensch, JodieT and UserOne like this

I was diagnosed with OCCABD.

Obsessive, compulsive, cursing, angry, bitch disorder.

There is no cure.

#lol, #occabd

purplechill, PenSword72, JodieT, meohmy, niniel and Authlander like this

Ok, let's get real.

1. Let people from war zones stay in your country
2. Don't be an asshole.
3. Your gender is not better than mine, I know it, You know it. We don't have to compare apples and oranges.

#save2016

hensch, sunny71, sis, JodieT, ALWest, meohmy, juneocallagh, WordNerd, shespeaks94 and PenSword72 like this

It's your journey.

You're the only one required to "don't stop believing."

Reposted from anonymous

WordNerd, shespeaks94 and PenSword72 like this

Fine, I'll do it this year. AGAIN.

#save2016, #im, #awesome, #saving, #the, #world

foenix, sis, JodieT, Sunshine123, niemo and PenSword72 like this

Be joyful.
Be daring.
Be playful.
Be kind.
Be curious.
Be bold.

#save2016

Authlander, sis, Lenz-a-pen, JodieT, Sunshine123, niemo and PenSword72 like this

Saturday sadness

just the words I've been looking for.

#saturday, #sadness, #mood

JodieT, MaScho, meohmy and Authlander like this

I have enough daddy issues of my own, I can't handle having issues with her dad too

#i, #love, #you, #hanna, #ppl

JodieT, meohmy, UserOne and WordNerd like this

Should I be single?

#???

purplechill, JodieT, WordNerd and PenSword72 like this

Sitting home alone on a saturday, watching pretty little liars.
I am actually jealous of those bitches. At least they have a crew.

#lonely, #bf, #is, #out, #ppl

purplechill, JodieT, WordNerd, RandomHero1981 and PenSword72 like this

Need some good D

#asap

shespeaks94 and sewace like this

The best kind of kiss is australian

It's like a french kiss, but down under

#inspired, #by, #abe, #bj

Sunshine123, meohmy, niemo, UserOne and campino like this

If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realize what a piece of shit you are.

Reposted from tk93

#found, #this, #gem, #lol, #repost, #tbf

Sunshine123, JodieT and UserOne like this

Good dick has her thinking she lost that 40$, but she know damn well that nigga stole'em

#lol, #blac, #chyna, #insta

sewace likes this

Doubt kill more dreams than failure ever will

#happygolucky, #go, #for, #it

Sunshine123, sewace, PenSword72, meohmy, Demetrius, dAn, nash, abe and WordNerd like this

N!
---------
S!(N-S)!

#math, #statistics, #school

KnightofSIAL and niemo like this

If I licked someones face they would not find it adorable.

#myluckydog, #jk

MyM, Authlander, JodieT, niemo, Marmelade, weekender, shespeaks94 and PenSword72 like this

When your crush text something funny;

hahahahahahahahahasexmehahahahahahahaha

#crush, #sexme

JodieT, shespeaks94 and PenSword72 like this

I wish I had a dog. So bad.

#myluckydog, #wantone, #sobad, #lovedogs

JodieT, shespeaks94 and PenSword72 like this

I woke up 05:30 today, I think I'm sick.

#early, #bird

Authlander, PenSword72, JodieT, UserOne, RandomHero1981, niemo and Sunshine123 like this

How to be skinny:
1. Look down at your body
2. See that you are covered in skin

Congrats, you are skinny.

#how, #to, #be, #skinny

swatchUSA, Authlander, UserOne, JodieT, Sunshine123, PenSword72 and niemo like this

Fornicating
Under
Consent of the
King

mylisa1970 and UserOne like this

When I get on my knees, it ain't to pray!

Reposted from tk93

#tbt

Sunshine123, DomPerignon, bold, sewace, UserOne, meohmy and Bettydent like this

I'm upset with my parents. You just decided to make a person one day? Who's gonna pay my bills? ME? I didnt ask for this!

#adulthood, #lol

Sunshine123, dAn, UserOne and juneocallagh like this

I had a dog for two days to see if I could buy him. I can't.

Heartbroken.

#my, #little, #angel, #going, #to, #miss, #you

UserOne, meohmy, PenSword72, niemo, Authlander, bold and JodieT like this

Tinder

Dude: looking for cock?

Girl: No, I just found a dick.

#tinder

bold, DygytAlice, SjirkvanderZee and JodieT like this

#hmmmmm, #;), #what, #do, #I, #need

RandomHero1981, meohmy and niemo like this

The right man breaks your headboard, not your heart!

Reposted from misterlab

#ayeah

misterlab, niemo, Sunshine123, meohmy and sewace like this

Talents: eating

#lol

JodieT, niemo, Sunshine123, meohmy and mylisa1970 like this

Do not pity the dead, Harry, pity the living

#harry, #potter, #and, #the, #deathly, #hallows, #part, #2

bold, JodieT, PenSword72 and hensch like this

Death is the end to life, but a life does not end with death.

#memories, #loved, #ones, #they, #live, #on

janem803, Sunshine123, dor1316, JodieT, meohmy, PenSword72 and niemo like this

Snape taught us that heroes can hide in the most unlikely of places

#hero

PenSword72, mizim, Authlander and JodieT like this

"After all this time?"

"Always."

#alan, #rickman, #you, #will, #be, #missed

tk93, PenSword72, meohmy and JodieT like this

After Monday and Tuesday,

even the calender says:

W T F

#week, #wtf, #give, #me, #saturday

Sunshine123, only1alyssa, makalapua, creatorbeats, KnightofSIAL and diane.b like this

Norwegian is funny.

Direct translation: Beautiful ice cream = PEN IS.

#language, #norwegian, #dick

instant_fugace and JodieT like this

adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane

Reposted from avant-garde

#amen

2ndDragoon, avant-garde, KnightofSIAL and JodieT like this

I am my own hero

#hero

Sunshine123, 2ndDragoon, meohmy and JodieT like this

I fucking passed my exam. BARELY, but still counts

#E, #hallelujah

Sunshine123, meohmy, DygytAlice, PenSword72 and JodieT like this

Please buy me a cow. They so cute

#cow, #love, #want, #one

JodieT likes this

PenSword72 likes this

I have a condition, its called "I am obsessed with modern family and its ruening my life"

#modern, #family, #love, #it

JodieT likes this

A spoonful of sugar helpes the medicine go down

#sugar, #mary, #poppins

JodieT likes this

Nah, I'll go tomorrow

#fitness

swatchUSA, PenSword72, Pesca, haiden_, JodieT and haddock like this

I'm living someone else's dream

#house, #man, #education

#thats, #right

dAn likes this

at least we stole the show

#kygo, #stole, #the, #show, #norwegian

jonesygirl80, sarcasm_only, _ATOMIC, dAn and hensch like this

Wine me, please!

#saturday, #wine, #yes, #please

pztk, RandomHero1981, haiden_, JodieT, sarcasm_only, meohmy and PenSword72 like this

You sir, ANNOY me. Please, stfu!

PenSword72, _ATOMIC, sarcasm_only and Davidmayhem like this

Happy Birthday
Norway

#constitution, #day, #17, #may

fuzuku, PenSword72, annairie, meohmy and sarcasm_only like this

My sex life is amazing, even I don't believe my stories

#amazing, #sex, #fuck, #yes

2ndDragoon, _ATOMIC, fuzuku, meohmy, annairie, sarcasm_only and daniel8a14 like this

You can call me "The Fireman", manily because i turn the hoes on

#dirty, #pick, #up, #lines

2ndDragoon, BerlinGirl2014, fuzuku, sarcasm_only and Convo_Ray like this

Did you sit in a pile of sugar?
Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

#dirt, #pick, #up, #lines

2ndDragoon, meohmy, sarcasm_only and Convo_Ray like this

The people Kanye love the most:
1. Kanye
2. North
3. Kanye
4. Kim
5. Kanye

#kimye

sarcasm_only and Convo_Ray like this

I love being in a relationship. All the love I have inside is finally free to do what it does best.

#love, #relationship, #bf, #so, #happy

2ndDragoon, meohmy, sarcasm_only, Convo_Ray and JodieT like this

I came out to have fun, and frankly I feel attacked right now

#my, #friend, #said, #this, #in, #a, #funny, #voice, #loved, #it, #lol

2ndDragoon, JodieT, sarcasm_only, Convo_Ray and avant-garde like this

Hey, my relationship is going great

just wanted to let you know

#hehe, #bragging, #relationship, #relationshit, #love, #my, #life

meohmy, sarcasm_only and Convo_Ray like this

Hey, Hoe!

Hoe you doin??

HOE HOE HOE

..... hoe

#hoe

sarcasm_only likes this

Got that old thing back.

#lyrics, #music, #love

sarcasm_only, JodieT, meohmy and PenSword72 like this

Periods are a bloody waste of fucking time

#sex, #joke, #sexjokewednesday, #humpday

sarcasm_only and antonia1 like this

Save water, shower together!

#sex, #joke, #sexjokewednesday, #humpday

dAn and sarcasm_only like this

Ice cream do not judge...

Ever.

#icecream

2ndDragoon, swatchUSA and sarcasm_only like this

I'm like fuck you and your happieness when I'm sad and fuck you and your sadness when I'm happy. You can't win.

#lol, #fux, #u

2ndDragoon, JodieT and sarcasm_only like this

This week is going to be hard

#apart

sarcasm_only likes this

I need to chill the fuck out.

#chill, #going, #too, #fast

RandomHero1981, avant-garde, Babs_77, sarcasm_only and meohmy like this

Feelings and relationship makes everything confusing.

And I kinda like it.

#bf

2ndDragoon, PenSword72, meohmy, sarcasm_only and JodieT like this

Do not underestimate my ability to delete your number and act like I never met you

@sarcasm_only, #instagram, #lol, #love, #it

baylee, Babs_77, meohmy and sarcasm_only like this

What do you call it when batman skips church?

Christian bale

#funny, #batman, #humor

xCelestine, styxx, piepa, JodieT, sarcasm_only and only1alyssa like this

#whitelie

supermom, PenSword72 and sarcasm_only like this

I have never done that with anyone else

#whitelie

2ndDragoon, sarcasm_only, meohmy and niniel like this

This is my first time

#whitelie

sarcasm_only and niniel like this

No, you don't look fat in that dress

#whitelie

sarcasm_only likes this

Of course I talk to myself.

Sometimes I need expert advice.

Reposted from anonymous

#love, #me, #so, #much

Jacob_Dallas, 2ndDragoon, sarcasm_only and annairie like this

#phobia

2ndDragoon, Pesca, only1alyssa and sarcasm_only like this

I'm really good at lying, so that's something.

#lying, #is, #bad, #but, #im, #a, #pro

2ndDragoon, only1alyssa, DygytAlice and sarcasm_only like this

you are stupid.

#yes, #you

sarcasm_only likes this

#happy

only1alyssa, JodieT, meohmy, annairie and sarcasm_only like this

When I get on my knees, it ain't to pray!

#bj

perellano, chipdicks, only1alyssa, A.M., 2schaa, meohmy, aehmpaeh, sarcasm_only and GaylrdSprFckr like this

reposted by tk93

Why is some girls cheap?

Because all guys are free!

#lol

DomPerignon, trunkenbold, sarcasm_only and GabiGabler like this

Fucking you is only a habit

#badhabits

2ndDragoon, chipdicks, sarcasm_only and trunkenbold like this

My insanity is my salvation

chipdicks, sarcasm_only, DygytAlice, meohmy, RandomHero1981 and DomPerignon like this

Buy me a car, and then maybe I'll let you spank me

#50shades

kfasheldon, dAn and sarcasm_only like this

#hoe

DarrylS, only1alyssa and sarcasm_only like this

reposted by tayymobb

What do you tell a friend who is in pain?

#so, #sad, #to, #watch

Axetosis, sarcasm_only and only1alyssa like this

sarcasm_only, JodieT, dor1316, meohmy, annairie, baconbro27, foenix, PenSword72 and daniel8a14 like this

Loving a dude with a small dick

#relationshit, #notreallytrue, @2ndDragoon

JodieT, PenSword72 and sarcasm_only like this

Love, where are you?

#find, #love

janem803, sarcasm_only, only1alyssa, dor1316, aehmpaeh and PenSword72 like this

We make our own

#fairytale

PenSword72, Demetrius, only1alyssa, annairie, kfasheldon, sarcasm_only and RandomHero1981 like this

Once upon a time ten minutes ago I had sex. The end.

#fairytale

chipdicks, LetGo, meohmy, onyx_kitty, Babs_77, JodieT, PenSword72 and sarcasm_only like this

Sometimes I hold my breath, just to feel the pain without it.

Don't take it for granted.

#breathe

chipdicks, sarcasm_only, JodieT, Eselle and annairie like this

I'm really sorry, but you are fucking ugly. Best of luck with that.

#people, #you, #hate, #ugly, #face, #soul, #uglyface, #uglysoul, @2ndDragoon

sarcasm_only and JodieT like this

For fuck sakes woman, don't be a drama queen!

#dramaqueen

styxx, sohacosm, only1alyssa, meohmy and sarcasm_only like this

welcome to the jungle

#jungle

dAn, kj55, sarcasm_only and GabiGabler like this

PenSword72, kj55, sarcasm_only and GabiGabler like this

Valentines day is coming, or Sleep-all-day as I call it.

#no, #bf, #lol

sohacosm, Babs_77, Axetosis and sarcasm_only like this

reposted by benjaminsrf

want to have a kwik-e-mart?

#kwikemart, #sex, #humor

sarcasm_only likes this

Hvordan klarer man å stå opp hver morning, når bare tanken på det gjør vondt?

#smerte, #knustitusenbiter, #orker, #ikke

sarcasm_only likes this

stop complaining, start doing something about it. seriosuly. work, save, go!

Akatrine, kfasheldon and Babs_77 like this

How do you get a clown off a swing?

Shoot him in the face.

Reposted from Duncanville

#lol, #like, #the, #original

chipdicks, sarcasm_only, miswired, dor1316 and kfasheldon like this

Have you ever had mind blowing sex and then gone to take a shower and look at your self in the mirror and seen bruises and bite marks all over your body? I love that moment.

#mind, #blowing, #sex, #rough, #love, #the, #marks, @RandomHero1981

BerlinGirl2014, miswired, Demetrius, sarcasm_only and RandomHero1981 like this

#ayeah

sarcasm_only and JodieT like this

Stand up straight and fight for what you believe!

#be, #strong

sarcasm_only, kfasheldon, PenSword72 and JodieT like this

My heart is broken, and now it's falling apart.

#missing, #pieces

sarcasm_only, Demetrius and kfasheldon like this

WARNING

Do Not
Repost
This

Reposted from kfasheldon

#breaktherules, #lol, #clever

kj55, PenSword72, sarcasm_only and kfasheldon like this

I drive over the speed-limit all the time

#breaktherules

kj55, sarcasm_only, kfasheldon and RandomHero1981 like this

I never read the instructions.

#breaktherules

Gabbem, kj55, PenSword72, sarcasm_only, kfasheldon, RandomHero1981 and swatchUSA like this

I know you told me not to.... but

#breaktherules

burntchocolate, JodieT, kj55, PenSword72, GreenMucki, sarcasm_only, meohmy, kfasheldon and RandomHero1981 like this

reposted by benjaminsrf

Help I'm stuck in a fortune cookie factory!

#fortunecookie

sarcasm_only, meohmy, RandomHero1981, rhinstrom, JodieT, PenSword72 and kfasheldon like this

This year:
Do not have sex with people that only wants sex.

#notetoself, #new, #years, #resolution

kj55, sarcasm_only, meohmy, RandomHero1981, JodieT, PenSword72 and kfasheldon like this

annairie, sarcasm_only, JodieT, avant-garde and kfasheldon like this

I want you in my heart, mind and bed!

#crush, #sex, #happieness

janem803, DarrylS, sarcasm_only, meohmy, styxx, kiamisdeluxe, PenSword72, Gabbem, Demetrius, kfasheldon and 1 other like this

reposted by DarrylS

Cherry lips, crystal skies,
I can show you incredible things

#taylor, #blank, #space

sarcasm_only, styxx, Demetrius and kfasheldon like this

I'm falling for you.

#crush

sarcasm_only, Demetrius, annairie, kfasheldon, nash and JodieT like this

I never want to be flawless.
My flaws make me, me.
Unique.

sarcasm_only, kfasheldon, avant-garde, hallowelt, meohmy, DygytAlice, PenSword72, Demetrius and RandomHero1981 like this

I keep in shape with sexercise!

#sexercise

kakansson, DarrylS, ElfiEdel, Babs_77, kfasheldon, A.M., Gabbem, Demetrius, sarcasm_only, RandomHero1981 and 1 other like this

************
This is annoying
************

kfasheldon and sarcasm_only like this

I love christmas now and forever

#truelove

hallowelt, foenix, aehmpaeh and sarcasm_only like this

My life is close to perfect.

#greatfull

ElfiEdel, naina_eyez, sarcasm_only, haiden_, kfasheldon, RandomHero1981, foenix and dor1316 like this

Wich came first the music or the misery?

#fall, #out, #boy

rhinstrom, haiden_, RandomHero1981, nash, JodieT and kfasheldon like this

I'm old enough to know better, yet young enough to not give a fuck.

#yeahyeah, #care

rudeamplitude, gpresleyrn, 2schaa, ElfiEdel, Charlieboy, Pesca, Akatrine, meohmy, naina_eyez, kfasheldon and 1 other like this

reposted by misa1104

Angels
are
always assholes around astronauts.

#billboard

luma10, Babs_77, PaolaChvz and PenSword72 like this

I'm at a period in my life where i love myself,
to the point if i saw another me somewhere,

who knows what would happen

Reposted from anonymous

#iykwim, #if, #you, #know, #what, #i, #mean, #rawr

luma10, naina_eyez, Babs_77, magicalwordsforyou, PaolaChvz and kfasheldon like this

Don't open, Dead inside

#billboard, #walkingdead, #walkers, #zombie

whatmollyknew, luma10, magicalwordsforyou, meohmy, PaolaChvz, chipdicks and kfasheldon like this

The biggest mistake is assuming anyone gives a fuck.

Reposted from PennyLame

gpresleyrn, luma10, naina_eyez, ElfiEdel, chipdicks, kfasheldon and PennyLame like this

It's OK to fail

Remeber that

#failure, #is, #ok, @DygytAlice

gpresleyrn, only1alyssa, niniel, sarcasm_only, DygytAlice, dor1316, kfasheldon, Babs_77, meohmy and PenSword72 like this

That feeling when you dont have money for razors, and just let it grow.

#hairy, #lol, #feminism?

meohmy, sarcasm_only, JodieT, annairie, Pesca, Akatrine and PenSword72 like this

You are responsible for your own happiness. So stop whining, and start doing.

#happiness, #start, #doing

martiaguilo, meohmy, sarcasm_only, annairie and Moon-D like this

I wish for snow

#snow, #winter, #love

sarcasm_only likes this

If people could stop being so sensetive, that would be great.

#just, #get, #over, #it, #people

supermom, RandomHero1981, avant-garde and sarcasm_only like this

i see they sell a flashing light to put on a phone so deaf people can see when its ringing. OK. Then what ? Eh!

Reposted from kfasheldon

#lol

sarcasm_only and ALWest like this

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested

#geek, #sheldoncooper, @swatchUSA

MyM, TimBuktu, eulekauzig, Campo, mero1976, Authlander, fuzuku, aikidoka, grump, amazing_marcel and 14 others like this

reposted by mero1976 and swatchUSA

Stick your flash drive in my USB port!

#geek, #dirty, #computer

misterlab, sarcasm_only, juneocallagh and meohmy like this

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who dont.

#geek, #math, #humor

Giu, sarcasm_only, swatchUSA and Babs_77 like this

I'm terrified of failing, and calm by the idea of fighting for the win.

#new, #job, #im, #the, #boss, #bitches

Giu, luma10, Snuuzy, dor1316, annairie, supermom, PenSword72 and sarcasm_only like this

Når livet blir til må det elskes, og elskes fordi det er til.

#love, #norwegian, #song, #mariavise

luma10, Snuuzy, sarcasm_only and RandomHero1981 like this

#firstkiss, #oh, #the, #horror, @RandomHero1981

juli1000, naina_eyez, Remus69, RandomHero1981, sarcasm_only, ellenicole and JodieT like this

I don't care... oops ;)

sarcasm_only, annairie, meohmy, RandomHero1981 and PaolaChvz like this

Oh shit, I need a picture of your ugly face for my haloween pumkin!

#pumpkin

sarcasm_only likes this

My life is wonderful, but oh so lonely

#lonely, #and, #great

qzkz, ellenicole, matembe-53, JodieT, annairie, sarcasm_only, meohmy, naina_eyez, PenSword72 and bold like this

You are one ugly son of a bitch.

#insults

ibor, sarcasm_only, lindaann, juneocallagh and DarrylS like this

Nothing tastes better than judgement in the morning!

#insults, #my, #kind, #of, #contest

sarcasm_only, EmilyTudor and lindaann like this

Wow, your face is kinda pretty for a fat person.

#insults

janem803, sarcasm_only, ellenicole, EmilyTudor and lindaann like this

They don't call me Queen of insults for nothing, hoe.

#insults

aussi-girl90, sarcasm_only, ellenicole and lindaann like this

I fuck you, you fuck me... even trade.

#fuckmate, #fun, #times

DarrylS, ellenicole, annairie, lindaann and sarcasm_only like this

reposted by DarrylS

Maybe there's a reason you have no friends, Dude.

Reposted from anonymous

#wow, #this, #is, #perfect

ellenicole, supermom, dor1316, annairie, PenSword72, sarcasm_only, lindaann and bonesy1973 like this

I guess you have the urge to show the world how 'great' your life is, but guess what sister... We see how sad your life is. So please just stop.

#sad

supermom, sarcasm_only, Msfuntastic, tinamarie, PaolaChvz and annairie like this

I hate that I can't 'unfollow' in real life.

#im, #so, #tired, #of, #you, #unfollow, #irl

mero1976, sophh, hensch, bepyrotic, bebecucci, shamazeballs, aphilt, Rosagulbozkurt, sarcasm_only, babzsmile and 13 others like this

reposted by ghoma77

Gay jokes arent funny!!
Cum on guys...

#laughed, #so, #hard, #haha, #no, #offence

ellenicole, DarrylS, Moon-D, naina_eyez, Pizzookie, sarcasm_only and rhodesia like this

Without me you will die... also if you come to close to me you will die.

Who am I?

#riddle, #easy, #one

prasann, Pizzookie, sarcasm_only, haiden_, lindaann, annairie, foenix and dAn like this

HOLY FUCK.....
I just awesomed all over the place

#yup

shamazeballs, valgeor, meohmy, Pizzookie, sarcasm_only, annairie, JodieT and Moon-D like this

You look so handsome!

Oh, sorry ma'm

#lol, #accidental, #insult

ellenicole, meohmy, Pizzookie, sarcasm_only, naina_eyez and AbbyPenguins like this

Sorry, I'm all out of sugar coating. Would you like some reality instead?

#real, #feelings

prubton, panzo64, richjaybitch, Msfuntastic, valgeor, sarcasm_only, udid, Moon-D, Pizzookie, supermom and 4 others like this

Fighting the urge to spam your posts with my real
opinion.

Luckely I'm not a douchebag.

#so, #much, #stupid

Authlander, sarcasm_only, udid, A.M., Moon-D, Pizzookie, supermom, lindaann and styxx like this

maybe we're not ment to live our lives in pair. maybe we are destened to go it alone.

#maybe, #you, #are, #ment, #to, #be, #alone

valgeor, tinamarie, Moon-D, haiden_, lindaann, Pizzookie, DarrylS, supermom, Babs_77, annairie and 3 others like this

Kill trees for music... basicly.

#wudtek, #woodies, #no, #thanks

haiden_, lindaann, timtomdan, DygytAlice, Pizzookie and magicalwordsforyou like this

I'm addicted to DrawSomething

#drawsomething

supermom, naina_eyez, Pizzookie and annairie like this

My bones are screaming for air!

kj55 and crishoni4280 like this

Save a horse, ride a cowboy!

#howdy

MyM, ChrisRota, petegutz2, jmb, WordNerd, tinamarie, supermom, RandomHero1981, DarrylS, Moon-D and 3 others like this

reposted by DarrylS and tina47

I've come too far in life to take orders from a cookie

Pizzookie, JodieT, meohmy, annairie, RandomHero1981, creatorbeats, lindaann, naina_eyez and Moon-D like this

Bones are clean and pure

styxx and Pizzookie like this

We make our choices, then our choices make us

#life

aussi-girl90, ehab_faris, iheartcheese, AbbyPenguins, JodieT, hallowelt, Pizzookie, annairie, Akatrine, niniel and 1 other like this

I have lost 33 pounds. And I'm still not thin.

#hard, #to, #be, #beautiful, @kj55

creatorbeats, DygytAlice, Pizzookie, kj55 and lindaann like this

#joey, #voice, @RandomHero1981

creatorbeats, Pizzookie, JodieT and annairie like this

You are the sun and I'm the sky.

You light up my world

JodieT, Pizzookie, PaolaChvz and nash like this

All we are is a bittersweet sundown... a little bit love and a little bit let down

#framing, #hanley, #love

JodieT, Pizzookie, nash and annairie like this

My farmlife is limited too online farming

#farmlife, #farmville, #tribeisland, #dragons, #ipad

swatchUSA, JodieT, Pizzookie, PaolaChvz, A.M. and nash like this

Men use love to get sex and women use sex to get love

#fucked, #up

styxnymph, EmilyTudor, nash, tablynne, aehmpaeh, lindaann and Moon-D like this

Would you rather sit on a dick and eat cake, or sit on a cake and eat dick?

#would, #you, #rather, #for, #men

#PA, #yes, #i, #can

naina_eyez, supermom, aehmpaeh, annairie, DygytAlice and crishoni4280 like this

Lemme* see you work it

#work, #it

supermom, nash, crishoni4280 and tinamarie like this

I text better drunk. When I'm drunk I proof read five times, so the person I'm texting won't know I'm drunk!

tinamarie, ccz6ih, BlackJack83, creatorbeats, abe, Pesca, annairie, JodieT and bold like this

I'm in trouble.

#am, #i, #falling, #for, #you?, #please, #no

kj55, Moon-D, dor1316, supermom and lindaann like this

I honestly don't care :D

lindaann, kj55, supermom, RandomHero1981, annairie, GabiGabler, naina_eyez, creatorbeats and timtomdan like this

I sat on your grave and cried my heart out, and suddenly I felt calm and peaceful. Thank your for always watching over me.

#miss, #you, #every, #day, #you*

aussi-girl90, matembe-53, dor1316, RandomHero1981, nash, DarrylS, naina_eyez, annairie, abe and JodieT like this

I just wanna feel wanted.

#wanted

prubton, hensch, dor1316, RandomHero1981, annairie, DarrylS, hallowelt, JodieT and abe like this

reposted by DarrylS, misa1104 and babyydoll

You have no clue.

abe, niniel, dor1316 and DarrylS like this

Talking to you made me realize that I am worth something.

Thank you.

#great, #lady, #im, #so, #grateful

derrick, creatorbeats, SimonLauper, naina_eyez, DarrylS, Babs_77, tinamarie, JodieT, RandomHero1981 and annairie like this

reposted by tinamarie

It makes me sad that I don't want to see you anymore. Im sorry.

Moon-D, Babs_77, crishoni4280, foenix, annairie, abe and creatorbeats like this

Thank you beautiful security guard for making me feel special. made my day

#<3, #grateful

DarrylS, Babs_77, SimonLauper, GabiGabler, annairie, creatorbeats, RandomHero1981 and Remus69 like this

I'm not anyone's first choice. I'm not anyone's favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I'm special to them, but I know there's someone they will always choose over me.

Reposted from Ms_Ntlebi

#sad

aussi-girl90, beccaboo3, tinamarie, DarrylS, Babs_77, infamousifall, niniel and Ms_Ntlebi like this

My love for you is turning into hate. It's a shame.

tinamarie, annairie, misterlab, creatorbeats, naina_eyez, aussi-girl90 and 2schaa like this

I wanna drink. Alot. Right now.

aussi-girl90, BerlinGirl2014, crishoni4280, tinamarie, sarcaSM, DarrylS, Moon-D, dor1316 and avant-garde like this

Last hour of work. My cup of tea keeps me company

UserOne, naina_eyez, haiden_, annairie, Moon-D, creatorbeats, 2schaa and avant-garde like this

My phone's in my hand almost every second of the day so if you think I'm ignoring you, I probably am.

Reposted from Ms_Ntlebi

tinamarie, DarrylS, creatorbeats, avant-garde, BlackJack83 and Ms_Ntlebi like this

You can't be friends with me and him. Make your choice.

#brutalhonesty

LeTemoin and hallowelt like this

You bold too much!

#brutalhonesty

WordNerd, swatchUSA, 2schaa, hallowelt, creatorbeats, naina_eyez, JodieT and dor1316 like this

I wish that I could wake up with amnesia

#amnesia, #5secofsummer

2schaa, AbbyPenguins, nash, BerlinGirl2014, abe and avant-garde like this

I hope it ends soon.

tablynne, alikhan11165, annairie, abe, naina_eyez, dor1316 and juneocallagh like this

If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realize what a piece of shit you are.

lindaann, dor1316, meohmy, shespeaks94, Authlander, pztk, DygytAlice, 2schaa, tinamarie, JodieT and 1 other like this

reposted by tk93

Hitting you is the best feeling in the world.

You gave me my life back.

Snuuzy, 2schaa, tinamarie, annairie, GabiGabler and udid like this

This
is
my
good
bye

juneocallagh, nash and Jacob_Dallas like this

I love to see my own blood.

Calms the voices.

miswired, creatorbeats and PaolaChvz like this

I don't love me

and that's how I understand why you don't either

aussi-girl90, jenny69, creatorbeats, PaolaChvz, annairie and naina_eyez like this

reposted by jenny69

The truth is you could slit my throat and with a gasping last breath I'd apologize for beelding on your shirt.

tk93, miswired, PaolaChvz and Snuuzy like this

Fuck it, I'm done with all of it.

supermom, creatorbeats, miswired, Remus69 and makalapua like this

Thank you bolders for writing true feelings and emotions. Puts a smile on my fae every day. Be sad together, be happy together, stand together!

#love, #boldomatic, #thanks, #folks

shespeaks94, Authlander, matembe-53, tinamarie, supermom, bold, miswired, creatorbeats, naina_eyez, niniel and 1 other like this

If I am fake, what does that make you?

#lol, #just, #no

tinamarie, creatorbeats and naina_eyez like this

Let your heart beat for someone else when it's no longer beating for you.

Reposted from anonymous

#organ, #donor, #become, #one, #repost, @Gabbem

kakansson, supermom, Moon-D, sohacosm, Slotter6, annairie, Charlieboy, RandomHero1981, miswired, PaolaChvz and 2 others like this

If you show me yours, I'll show you mine

#moral, #morals

supermom, Moon-D, sohacosm, DarrylS, miswired, meohmy and naina_eyez like this

reposted by DarrylS

I hate to have to unfollow you, but you annoy me!

sorry xoxo

#unfollow, #annoying, #people, @supermom

shespeaks94, dor1316, supermom, misterlab, DarrylS, tinamarie, sohacosm, miswired, meohmy, niniel and 2 others like this

Real men wear pink

#pink

2schaa likes this

In her darkest hour she could still smell the roses.

JodieT, annairie, Snuuzy, supermom, crishoni4280, Remus69, RandomHero1981 and Moon-D like this

I follow newcomers, to give them a chance to be heard!

#newbies, #love, #them, #good, #bolds

janem803, minomino, niniee, shespeaks94, hensch, pasquale85, lyricpics, oel, CarolinK, amazing_marcel and 27 others like this

reposted by Ms.Tt4L, makalapua, Hannah69 and juneocallagh

silence silence silence silence silence silence silence silence silence silence silence silence silence silence

Reposted from anonymous

#like, #the, #original, @2014

cheyenne2003, creatorbeats, RandomHero1981, bold, GaylrdSprFckr and nash like this

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

nash and RandomHero1981 like this

Stop being a pussy. Thanks.

#be, #strong, #you, #pussy

janem803, emanuel1981, cheyenne2003, aehmpaeh, annairie, nash and RandomHero1981 like this

Stop being so fucking bitter!

#get, #over, #it

JodieT, annairie, ccz6ih, crishoni4280 and makalapua like this

It's time for a morality check!

#moral

DarrylS and makalapua like this

I need some sexerice

#work, #out, #sex

roshierman, cheyenne2003, DarrylS, ccz6ih and makalapua like this

reposted by DarrylS

I would lose weigth, but I hate losing...

#losing

2schaa, Vandala, annairie, Slotter6, RandomHero1981, ccz6ih, nash, sohacosm, foenix and aehmpaeh like this

I have high morals, I just choose to ignore them!

#moral

Raeca, juneocallagh, haiden_, Slotter6, ccz6ih, JodieT, sohacosm, meohmy, AbbyPenguins, RandomHero1981 and 1 other like this

reposted by juneocallagh

I can't stop drinking about you

#200, #post, #music, #numb, #the, #pain

Authlander, WordNerd, johnniea247, MerryMarvel, aussi-girl90, Elna, Vandala, JodieT, caderind, PaolaChvz and 7 others like this

I feel alone, but thats ok. I like being alone.

#proud, #of, #me

Authlander, crishoni4280, annairie, haiden_, naina_eyez, makalapua, niniel, SimonLauper, JodieT and 2schaa like this

I love my new pet fish!

#tarzan, #fish, #red, #pet, #love

crishoni4280, Snuuzy, makalapua and SimonLauper like this

Don't fuck with my love. That heart is so cold. All over my home.

#ed, #sheeran, #don't

matembe-53 and nash like this

I take pleasure in your pain.

#sex, #enemy, #envy, @Snuuzy

Moon-D, tweetybird, hallowelt, supermom, annairie, abe, makalapua and Snuuzy like this

Is it possible, 4000 points before 200 posts??

#dreaming

AbbyPenguins, Snuuzy, campino, JodieT, makalapua and foenix like this

Oh, Rupert, you sexy motherfucker

#rupert, #grint

Snuuzy, nash and JodieT like this

#truthordare, @tinamarie, @lenamichel, @RandomHero1981

Snuuzy, Moon-D and juneocallagh like this

"Truth or dare"

should be
renamed to..

"Interrogation
or Humiliation"

Reposted from Lirpae..

#win, #like, #the, #original

Slotter6, Snuuzy, Lirpae.., PaolaChvz, creatorbeats and aehmpaeh like this

I'm drowning inside myself.

Reposted from Snuuzy

#like, #the, #original, #support

caderind, Snuuzy, juneocallagh, niniel, hallowelt, kolarg, ccz6ih, PaolaChvz, Jacob_Dallas, naina_eyez and 1 other like this

@ccz6ih

Snuuzy and juneocallagh like this

Make your marks on me

#please

Slotter6, Snuuzy, tweetybird, crishoni4280, Moon-D, meohmy, antonia1, abe, RandomHero1981 and niniel like this

do you really love me underneath it all?

Reposted from infamousifall

#?

Snuuzy, tweetybird, supermom and niniel like this

Fuck this
shit!

#angry, #at, #so, #many, #things

jmelrisa312425, FrankFilocamo, Authlander, shespeaks94, WordNerd, Jamille, Snuuzy, gpresleyrn, haiden_, abe and 7 others like this

reposted by jmelrisa312425

Wanna wank together?

#wank

Snuuzy, mellie0707, abe, DomPerignon and RandomHero1981 like this

#beer, #love

DarrylS, aehmpaeh, Snuuzy, antonia1, DomPerignon, RandomHero1981, tk93, crishoni4280, PenSword72, SimonLauper and 1 other like this

IT'S 4 AM AND ALL I WANT IS YOU AND PIZZA

Reposted from avant-garde

Snuuzy, Babs_77, nash and avant-garde like this

Taking steps is easy, standing still is hard.

naina_eyez, chipdicks, JodieT, nash and Snuuzy like this

I have 4 tattos and 2 piercings, but I'm terrified of the dentist.

#true, #story

Snuuzy, baylee, crishoni4280, juneocallagh, JodieT, haiden_, arosen and chipdicks like this

Get that thing inside me!

DarrylS, Snuuzy and abe like this

I'm craving attention

#attention, #whore

Snuuzy, haiden_, abe and JodieT like this

I Really Want You, To Really Want Me

Reposted from alikhan11165

#repost, #like, #the, #original

DarrylS, BlackJack83, crishoni4280, Snuuzy and abe like this

Im tired of feeling, I just want to fuck.

#being, #in, #love, #if, #fucking, #horrible, @timtomdan

DarrylS, 2schaa, A.M., BlackJack83, Snuuzy, Slotter6, juneocallagh, crishoni4280, udid and timtomdan like this

reposted by DarrylS

I dont have exes, I have Y's. Y the fuck did I date you?

#breakup, @abe

ConradKilroy, perellano, petarrrrr, FrankFilocamo, EszterK, harlequina, Lieutenant, shespeaks94, m3l, curvema and 85 others like this

reposted by RandomHero1981, juneocallagh, rachelkisses, Boldomatic, TMyricks, nevaeh19, melliemel, lykke_lig, traceyball, i.am.Karlyn and 14 others

Dear junk food, we are over!

All the best.

#breakup

Snuuzy, haiden_, meohmy, Babs_77, juneocallagh, PenSword72, JodieT and swatchUSA like this

You're just a hideaway

#hideaway

Snuuzy and tweetybird like this

You are a decent man! Thank you for making me smile.

@Slotter6, #gratitude

Snuuzy, tweetybird, Slotter6, RandomHero1981 and JodieT like this

Play that banjo

#thebanjo, #music, #inlove

Snuuzy and tweetybird like this

I feel like a kid on christmas, and you are my present.

#<3, #want, #to, #open, #you

Snuuzy, tweetybird, aehmpaeh and DarrylS like this

my messages and comments doesnt send?? WHY

#angry, #blodomatic, #why?

Snuuzy and tweetybird like this

Fuck me senseless.

prubton, hensch, DarrylS, tweetybird, Moon-D, meohmy, Snuuzy, mellie0707, RandomHero1981, supermom and 3 others like this

reposted by DarrylS

Bite marks are love notes written in flesh

Reposted from anonymous

#sweet, @Slotter6

only1alyssa, tweetybird, Moon-D, meohmy, Snuuzy, Slotter6, mellie0707, annairie, arosen, supermom and 3 others like this

Will you be naked for me?

#will, #you?, @Slotter6

DarrylS, Snuuzy, supermom, RandomHero1981, magicalwordsforyou and abe like this

Sometimes I wish I was gay. Women are beautiful!

#women, @Snuuzy, @supermom, @tayterpatch

meohmy, A.M., ccz6ih, katro615, Jacob_Dallas, Slotter6, RandomHero1981, supermom and Snuuzy like this

When I stop caring, that's when you have a problem.

Snuuzy, meohmy, Babs_77, ccz6ih, PenSword72, Jacob_Dallas and RandomHero1981 like this

#to, #anyone, #who, #needs, #it

Snuuzy, DygytAlice, meohmy, tayterpatch, annairie, RandomHero1981 and JodieT like this

Den følelsen når du er alt for pen til å leve.

#internspøk, #mor

Snuuzy likes this

My heart
is breaking

#dejavu, #stupid, #feelings, #happeningagain

Snuuzy, nash, Jacob_Dallas, avant-garde and juneocallagh like this

Being depressed is like having the flu. Tired, no energy, the whole body hurts, don't want to see anybody, feel like shit. The difference is; resting doesn't help.

#depression, #fight, #life, #is, #worth, #it, #ILoveYou

traumadid, Sharonne55, Vandtastic, prubton, minority, 7.11_a.m, miswired, krishna1288, Snuuzy, PaolaChvz and 15 others like this

reposted by RandomHero1981, DygytAlice, henny509, Artdrunky, GuyKaiser, tearsandbombs, minority and kailtd99

I can not find my fucking book! Going crazy

#lost, #my, #book

Snuuzy, kolarg and arosen like this

I'm from Norway, and we don't have a president. USA, can we borrow yours?

#DearMrPresident

Snuuzy, sohacosm, HeresyIsWeird, meohmy, supermom, RandomHero1981, hallowelt, campino and Moon-D like this

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

Reposted from dreamworld

#loveme, #lol

Snuuzy, BegoSan, meohmy, RandomHero1981 and Moon-D like this

I want back in!

Snuuzy and Moon-D like this

Your hesitation speaks to me louder than million word per minute

#eargasm, #oddlook

Snuuzy, meohmy and kolarg like this

Menstruation is a bloody waste of fucking time

Snuuzy, Moon-D, Babs_77, RandomHero1981, supermom, antonia1 and JodieT like this

That one message that can change your mood!

#happy

EmpressTygress, Vandtastic, AnitaH, emiledi77, WordNerd, prubton, gpresleyrn, ikyoulikey, comeagain, BerlinGirl2014 and 8 others like this

reposted by juneocallagh and emiledi77

I would date you, but I'm getting kinda serious with alcohol and bad decisions.

#sorry, @abe

Snuuzy, DygytAlice, Slotter6, supermom, RandomHero1981, abe, A.M. and bold like this

Marry that girl.

janem803, Snuuzy, rhinstrom, LeTemoin, Pesca, annairie and JodieT like this

some are playing hard to get while i'm playing hard to want

Reposted from inshaneity

#repost, #lold, @Slotter6

Snuuzy, rhinstrom and annairie like this

I'm not saying kill the pedophiles, let's just get really old people to rape them.

#wtf?, #sorry, #mybrain

MidNiteTheory, Stefaniaa, Dinglepus, Snuuzy, juneocallagh, udid, Moon-D, nash and crishoni4280 like this

Sometimes I wonder if I'm a good person.

The answer is probably no.

#lol, #badgirl

Snuuzy, Slotter6, juneocallagh, udid, Moon-D and nash like this

Whats a king bed with out a queen?

Snuuzy, magicalwordsforyou, arosen, abe, coco03, buglove and rhinstrom like this

Talent hits a Target no one else can hit, Genius hits a Target no one else can see.

Reposted from RandomHero1981

Snuuzy, thinkbig, jmarcos, Babs_77, crishoni4280, Jacob_Dallas, abe, supermom and RandomHero1981 like this

Am I the only one who listens to xmas songs in august?

#xmas, #love

Snuuzy, juneocallagh, RandomHero1981, nash, rhinstrom and sohacosm like this

Have you ever just looked at someone, & automatically felt annoyed?

Reposted from 2schaa

#yup

Snuuzy, juneocallagh, Moon-D, iheartcheese, Jacob_Dallas, nash, 2schaa and annairie like this

I dream about you every night. Oh, how I wish it was reallity!

#sexdream, #sexyman, #man, #like

Snuuzy, Slotter6, Moon-D, Jacob_Dallas, nash and annairie like this

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but 1+1=3, right?

#fuckme

MixtureChest, shespeaks94, AceFuture, amazing_marcel, Snuuzy, tinamarie, sohacosm, udid, iheartcheese, abe and 2 others like this

reposted by DPoet, DarrylS and sohacosm

If you are 14 years old and bolding some deep shit about life, just stop. You know nothing.

#stop, #teenagedrama

Snuuzy, udid, annairie and crishoni4280 like this

I came,
I saw,
I conquered

#juliusCesar, #quote, #tattoo, @haiden_

Snuuzy likes this

Menstruation jokes are not funny. Period.

#lol

Snuuzy, juneocallagh, meohmy, A.M., crishoni4280 and supermom like this

reposted by DPoet

Creating memories at night with friends is the best antidepression meds ever!

#fun, #skinnydipped, #sotra, @Snuuzy

swatchUSA, meohmy and Snuuzy like this

Im not really sure what Im feeling, but it makes me angry! AAAARGH

#angry

Snuuzy, RandomHero1981, supermom, coco03 and Moon-D like this