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If it takes someone 12 minutes to get the straw into the Capri Sun, this should give you some indication as to what they are like in bed.

Back away slowly, then run fast, run far.

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The only thing worse than being blind is having sight, but lacking vision.

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Asking a gay couple "which one of you is the woman" is like asking a pair of chopsticks "which one's the fork".

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When you're dead you don't know that you're dead. It's only difficult for the others.

It's the same thing when you're stupid.

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It is okay to be angry.
It is never okay to be cruel.

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Some people post so much depressing love shit that even I'm starting to miss their ex!

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Sometimes you have to close your eyes, take a deep breath, count to ten, realize that you really don't look good in prison stripes, open your eyes, smile at the motherfucker, and just walk away.

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Hear
with the ears of tolerance

See
with the eyes of compassion

Speak
with the language of love

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