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Davidmayhem

The angels are concerned: They read my aphorisms

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Davidmayhem

Surprisingly life doesn't go faster when you honk at it

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The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.

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I will be the forest fire that burns your house down, the tidal wave that washes your car into the ocean and the meteorite that smashes your fuckin pool.

So please, mess with me tomorrow, just not today.

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whatever.
i'll just date myself.

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right now I just want to sleep with someone. in my arms.

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Trying to give you Summer,
but I'm Winter.
Wish I could make you Spring, but I Fall so hard.

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Das Leben ist zum Lachen da, drum nehm ich Psychopharmaka

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seeing the dark in the world makes you appreciate lifes colors

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