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bonesy1973

artist and all round good sociopath

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bonesy1973

Excuse me but i think you're in the wrong place

BOLD is for people with a sense of humour

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Some people should come with a 'best before' date.
normally, best before I met them!

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I'm sure your mother loved that face

to punch

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me working at airline & true story

Gay cabin steward went up and down plane asking "would you all put your trays up and straighten your chairs"
Two runs latter one African woman sat proud without doing either so he asked again & she replied "in my country I'm a princess" to which my esteemed colleague replied very quietly without a seconds pause "listen bitch, I'm a queen and that trump princess every time so do as you're fucking told"

you can NEVER beat a queer comeback

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i cannot believe i dated you.

i generally try to stick to the same species

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has your family upgraded to a trailer park yet?

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Is it my ignoring your calls, not answering texts or crossing the road to ignore you that makes you think we're friends?

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Facebook?

i though that was for remembering what idiots birthday it is and who's sleeping with who!

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