wookie's Posts

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prubton, Krisargent, CurrentNobody and Sledge like this

if you can't handle me when i'm broke you don't deserve me when i have $90.

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@TimBuktu

Krisargent, CurrentNobody, Sledge and TimBuktu like this

mood swing misery

Krisargent, UserOne, prubton, CurrentNobody, eulekauzig and AndSheCame like this

A wise man once said...

nothing

He let her vent, and then they had great sex afterwards.

Reposted from Ziya

Krisargent, masterlee0423, buzzielizzy, jubai0316, MonoGate, UserOne, TimBuktu, AndSheCame, prubton and CurrentNobody like this

To a child; a father is a hero, a mother is a goddess, and the world is just beginning.

Reposted from Ziya

Krisargent, JMBis, Fionacatherine, prubton, CurrentNobody, BoldDelight and AndSheCame like this

Snow in December?
It's like 2020 just wants to finish off by cumming on your face.

Reposted from Ziya

prubton, MonoGate, stargater, UserOne, BoldDelight, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody and ZeepBella like this

fuck your positive attitude
that's so 2019

Reposted from PennyLame

BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, UserOne, TimBuktu and firoz0089 like this

liebe ist einfach.
menschen sind kompliziert..

Reposted from karlokoenig

#Liebe

prubton, mi_batalla, BoldDelight, TimBuktu, firoz0089, eulekauzig and busylizzie like this

Steh zu Dir.

Es ist Dein Wert

Reposted from JacketBake

karlokoenig, Fionacatherine and MonoGate like this

And all I loved,
I loved alone.

Edgar Allan Poe

Krisargent, heidierdbeer, prubton, eulekauzig, busylizzie, Ziya, lonelyscribe, BoldDelight, AndSheCame and UserOne like this

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DYSLEXIC LIVES MATTRESS

TimBuktu, prubton, Ziya, MonoGate, healfam, eulekauzig and UserOne like this

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At this point, I would say it's more weird if you're not having dreams about sexy medieval plague doctors

Reposted from Froghammer

MonoGate, UserOne, BoldDelight, Campo and CurrentNobody like this

can't touch this

Reposted from karlokoenig

Krisargent, MonoGate, aehmpaeh, UserOne, BoldDelight, AndSheCame, Campo and CurrentNobody like this

I was toxic before it was trending.

Reposted from chipdicks

MonoGate, aehmpaeh, UserOne, BoldDelight, Campo and CurrentNobody like this

Only two things are infinite,

the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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ketan7870, jubai0316, timothy21, eulekauzig, kewiino, BoldDelight, UserOne, busylizzie, CurrentNobody, swatchUSA and 1 other like this

Chaos is the absence of
structure.

Reposted from Ziya

UserOne, BoldDelight, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, Ziya, busylizzie, eulekauzig and Campo like this

Find something worth dying for,

then live for it.

Reposted from streetmedic

Krisargent, Tanascha, ketan7870, upupandaway, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, busylizzie and eulekauzig like this

I hope your day will be as beautiful as your
ass

Reposted from TimBuktu

kewiino, busylizzie, AndSheCame, UserOne, Campo and CurrentNobody like this

Have big dreams

Add sleep addiction

Reposted from mediadeo

bold, UserOne, petegutz2, CurrentNobody and stargater like this

maybe the gods created sex just so they would make us call them

Reposted from CurrentNobody

Sennexd, eulekauzig, bold, BoldDelight, UserOne, stargater and CurrentNobody like this

lets push all the elevator buttons

Reposted from CurrentNobody

Tanascha, eulekauzig, BoldDelight, UserOne, AndSheCame, mediadeo and CurrentNobody like this

what if upgrades and orgasms have more in common than just being faked?

Reposted from CurrentNobody

UserOne and CurrentNobody like this

fuck nudes, send me your credit card number

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eulekauzig, Luca.Cheers, mad_bad_and..., UserOne, bluelight, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody and mediadeo like this

WHAT DID THE PENIS SAY TO THE CONDOM?...

COVER ME,
I'M GOING IN !!

Reposted from busylizzie

eulekauzig, UserOne, bluelight, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

Believe that you can do it 'cause you can do it.

- Bob Ross

#art, #you, #quote, #life

Krisargent, eulekauzig, Lichtwaechter, UserOne, JodieT, AndSheCame, juliettebravo, firoz0089 and CurrentNobody like this

May the tears you cried in 2019 water the seeds you're planting for 2020.

Reposted from Bettydent

eulekauzig, projecto, Lichtwaechter, UserOne, upupandaway, BoldDelight, Bettydent, AndSheCame, firoz0089 and CurrentNobody like this

Always believe something wonderful
is about to happen.

Reposted from AndSheCame

Krisargent, eulekauzig, bluelight, Lichtwaechter, UserOne, BoldDelight, Bettydent, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Nur noch
789 Mal
" Halts Maul" denken und schon ist wieder Wochenende!

Reposted from Luca.Cheers

eulekauzig, bluelight and Lichtwaechter like this

The party continues underground

Reposted from chipdicks

stargater, CurrentNobody, AyWeiWei, chipdicks and eulekauzig like this

My wounds are not my fault alone...but my healing is my responsibility entirely.

Reposted from huzy

busylizzie, AyWeiWei, MissSpelled, CurrentNobody and eulekauzig like this

People who ask you what you do for a living are trying to determine the level of respect they will show you.

Reposted from huzy

busylizzie, BoldDelight, AyWeiWei, CurrentNobody and eulekauzig like this

Feel safe at night

sleep with a cop

Reposted from anonymous

busylizzie, stargater, UserOne, zefrances, Lichtwaechter, bold, eulekauzig, Leanne, bmj and aana like this

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stargater, UserOne, Lichtwaechter, bold, CurrentNobody, MissSpelled, aana, sudeshnarocks, Leanne and zefrances like this

When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.

Reposted from aana

UserOne, zefrances, Lichtwaechter, bold, CurrentNobody, MissSpelled, aana and eulekauzig like this

Lust is a must, love is above.

Reposted from anonymous

stargater, Lichtwaechter, CurrentNobody, bmj, aana and sudeshnarocks like this

Are black holes politically correct?

Reposted from anonymous

stargater, UserOne, bmj, aana, sudeshnarocks and eulekauzig like this

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness.

Please let me know if you find one.

Reposted from damon.lindsay2

UserOne, MissSpelled, eulekauzig, Leanne, CurrentNobody and sudeshnarocks like this

Reposted from Mel.Filsinger

Leanne, CurrentNobody, eulekauzig, bec and UserOne like this

WHEN YOU SEE

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IN SOMEONE

TELL THEM.

----<---<---@

Reposted from busylizzie

projecto, Leanne, CurrentNobody, ZeepBella, eulekauzig and bec like this

If you've had sex with less than 12 people, people that have had sex with you belong to a more exclusive club than those who have walked on the moon.

Reposted from ErikSmit

BoldDelight, Leanne, CurrentNobody, ErikSmit, ZeepBella and eulekauzig like this

Humor is dead, allways have One to call 911

Reposted from zefrances

@zefrances

Leanne, CurrentNobody and Lichtwaechter like this

If it's cool for cats, it's cool for me.

Reposted from MissSpelled

eulekauzig, UserOne, CurrentNobody, campino, Lichtwaechter and zefrances like this

Wer schön sein will muss lachen.

Reposted from Lautdenker.

projecto, stargater, renesbold, eulekauzig, campino, Lichtwaechter and MissSpelled like this

cats are cute creatures with 32 muscles in their ears to ignore you calling them

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UserOne, CurrentNobody, MissSpelled and zefrances like this

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UserOne, CurrentNobody and BoldDelight like this

> <
>zipper<
> <
> <
|>|
|<|
|>|
|<|
|>|

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UserOne, CurrentNobody, Lichtwaechter, MissSpelled, zefrances and eulekauzig like this

*In Hell*

DEMON: We will punish you for your gluttony!

ME: Sweet! Mom always said I was a glutton for punishment!

DEMON (quietly speaking into walkie talkie): Could we get a supervisor over here?

Reposted from Sasquatchprime

UserOne, Lichtwaechter, MissSpelled and zefrances like this

Yesterday is a closed door.

But sure as shit you may still learn from it.

Reposted from bold

UserOne, CurrentNobody and MissSpelled like this

immer: wenn ich geil einparke, guckt keiner
.
immer: wenn ich geil gucke, parkt keiner ein
.

Reposted from karlokoenig

stargater, renesbold, KnightofSIAL, campino, Lichtwaechter and MissSpelled like this

white noise in black silence
.

Reposted from karlokoenig

CurrentNobody, MissSpelled, sudeshnarocks, karlokoenig and Campo like this

don't touch my soul with your dirty hands..

Reposted from karlokoenig

@karlokoenig

UserOne, Lichtwaechter and karlokoenig like this

When it comes to love and trust, the world is a small place.

Reposted from VicKarlo

UserOne, CurrentNobody, Lichtwaechter and MissSpelled like this

NUR WER MiT GUTEM
GEWiSSEN LÜGT, LÜGT
GUT.

Reposted from PueppiRazza

Lichtwaechter, MissSpelled and Lautdenker. like this

k e e p

p u s h i n g

y o u r s e l f .

Reposted from Leanne

@Leanne

UserOne, CurrentNobody, Lautdenker., sudeshnarocks and Leanne like this

choose people
who choose you

Reposted from Leanne

UserOne, CurrentNobody, Lautdenker. and Leanne like this

You can get
away with a lot
of things if you
never make
any promises.

Reposted from JodieT

UserOne, CurrentNobody and JodieT like this

never forget the people who brought more light into this world

Reposted from Ziya

UserOne, CurrentNobody and Lichtwaechter like this

The day you leave this planet nobody will notice.

#funeral

timothy21, CurrentNobody, sudeshnarocks, Leanne, Lichtwaechter, busylizzie and mad_bad_and... like this

They're not aliens, they're women.

Lesson learned.

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CurrentNobody, Leanne, Lichtwaechter, busylizzie and mad_bad_and... like this

Some of my best friends are playlists.

Reposted from schnudelhupf

stargater, CurrentNobody, Leanne, Lichtwaechter and busylizzie like this

Unfortunately, being dead from inside doesnt reduce the cost of the funeral.

Reposted from schnudelhupf

CurrentNobody, Leanne, Lichtwaechter and busylizzie like this

HE SAID I'M NOT AS CRAZY AS HIS EX....
I HOPE HE LIKE'S SURPRISE'S

Reposted from busylizzie

@busylizzie

CurrentNobody, Lichtwaechter and busylizzie like this

Angels need hugs too

Reposted from Ziya

CurrentNobody, Lautdenker., Lichtwaechter and busylizzie like this

I miss
the
hope
more
than
I miss
the
dream

Reposted from Ziya

CurrentNobody, Lichtwaechter and busylizzie like this

Who wants to be cute when you can be naughty?

Reposted from ErikSmit

ErikSmit, CurrentNobody, Lichtwaechter and busylizzie like this

Tofu brät man am besten in Öl an, dann gleitet er besser von der Pfanne in die Mülltonne

Reposted from Lichtwaechter

busylizzie likes this

fear eats the soul

Reposted from graceyo

busylizzie, Acataphasja and CurrentNobody like this

Rest in peace
Chewbacca!

Reposted from eulekauzig

busylizzie and CurrentNobody like this

Honesty has a power only few people can handle...

Reposted from sudeshnarocks

Lautdenker., sudeshnarocks, Leanne, busylizzie and Acataphasja like this

Man muss nicht besonders sein, um besonders zu sein.

Reposted from driver_bwl

Lichtwaechter likes this

If stupid people realize they are stupid, are they stupid no more?

Reposted from anonymous

Leanne, MonoGate, jmb, UserOne, Petronius, renesbold, sudeshnarocks, springfire, CityCharacter, ThoughtBoy and 2 others like this

It's sad that April 1st is the only day of the year where people actually question validity of the news they read...

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busylizzie, UserOne, Petronius, sudeshnarocks, Acataphasja, MyM, projecto, juliettebravo and beingme like this

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busylizzie, UserOne, Authlander, sudeshnarocks, MyM, ThoughtBoy, beingme and InfluenceNoise like this

VODKA
MAY NOT BE THE ANSWER, BUT IT'S WORTH A SHOT !

Reposted from juneocallagh

UserOne, sudeshnarocks, ThoughtBoy, beingme and InfluenceNoise like this

The most impressive
thing about Arsenal
is how it's very nearly
two bum words in one name.

Reposted from Lieutenant

UserOne, InfluenceNoise and juneocallagh like this

I got a really cute dog
and called him Threemiles.

I love saying I walk
Threemiles twice a day.

Reposted from UserOne

InfluenceNoise, UserOne and jmb like this

Exercising would be a lot more fun if fat cells screamed when you burned them.

Reposted from anonymous

timothy21, prubton, UserOne, CityCharacter and InfluenceNoise like this

I will because
I can.

Reposted from anonymous

ChrisRota, UserOne, GreatSmile, prubton, Lautdenker. and janem803 like this

It's easy to take off your clothes and have sex. People do it all the time. But opening up your soul to someone, letting then into your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes, dreams...

that is being naked.

Reposted from UserOne

UserOne, GreatSmile and prubton like this

What i do wear in bed?

Why, Chanel No 5 of course...

Reposted from eulekauzig

@eulekauzig

GreatSmile, Lautdenker., prubton, timothy21, UserOne and eulekauzig like this

It's ok if there is no method to your madness

Reposted from springfire

springfire, ChrisRota, GreatSmile, prubton, timothy21, firoz0089, UserOne and Authlander like this

She never wrote him back.

Reposted from anonymous

Lautdenker., prubton, timothy21, firoz0089 and UserOne like this

I don't have a bucket list

but my fuck it list
is a mile long.

Reposted from UserOne

GreatSmile, prubton, firoz0089, UserOne and juneocallagh like this

I tried so hard
and got so far

but in the end
it doesn't even matter

I had to fall to lose it all

but in the end
it doesn't even matter

Reposted from prubton

eulekauzig, juneocallagh, firoz0089, prubton and janem803 like this

Reposted from aehmpaeh

karlokoenig, laut, prubton, MerbeDatze, juneocallagh and Campo like this

It's going to be hot and steamy in the bedroom once I get the humidifier in there.

Reposted from misterlab

Authlander, firoz0089, juneocallagh, prubton, Parole, FrankFilocamo, UserOne and emiledi77 like this

animals forever people never

timothy21, prubton, emiledi77, mentalitas, nash, aehmpaeh, Sunshine123 and FrankFilocamo like this

I wish more things could be blamed on autocorrect.

Reposted from hemko

S1LV3R_H3ART, FrankFilocamo, SourceBlack, phuamaxx, soene, prubton, ZeepBella, begrian, emiledi77, mediadeo and 1 other like this

If school sucked any harder than it does now, I'd orgasm.

Reposted from hemko

timothy21, juneocallagh, phuamaxx, nash, UserOne, prubton, ZeepBella, meohmy, emiledi77 and PennyLame like this

Wenn Du denkst es geht nicht mehr, dann löffle das Nutella leer.

Reposted from CleoBe

karlokoenig, prubton, MMNK, lyfe, Blackjackuar, emiledi77 and aehmpaeh like this

#to, #you, #all, #<3, #love

timothy21, janem803, prubton, S1LV3R_H3ART, FrankFilocamo, EasierSaid246, Blackjackuar, emiledi77, ZeepBella, UserOne and 3 others like this

HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are.

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

Luca.Cheers, karlokoenig, timothy21, prubton, emiledi77, zefrances, UserOne, purplechill, renesbold, bitchnbabe and 1 other like this

I gotta go say
" Hi " to these
fuckin people.

Reposted from Authlander

timothy21, janem803, S1LV3R_H3ART, lyfe, Authlander, prubton, zefrances, aehmpaeh, jonesygirl80, emiledi77 and 3 others like this

"We loved with a love that was more than love."

- Edgar Allan
Poe

#love, #quote

sixpacktoni, timothy21, janem803, EasierSaid246, prubton, zefrances, aehmpaeh, jonesygirl80, emiledi77, meohmy and 4 others like this

reposted by sixpacktoni

JUST LET ME SHOP,
AND NOBODY
GET'S HURT..

Reposted from juneocallagh

firoz0089, juneocallagh, zefrances, UserOne, shespeaks94, emiledi77 and prubton like this

This is a very abstract image of Santa.

Reposted from Bartjan

juneocallagh, zefrances, UserOne, shespeaks94, emiledi77 and prubton like this

Forget what hurt you but never forget what it taught you .

Reposted from anonymous

timothy21, janem803, aehmpaeh, juneocallagh, purplechill, UserOne, shespeaks94, emiledi77, dor1316 and prubton like this

Be of good heart.

@prubton

timothy21, janem803, Campo, juneocallagh, iw2rmb, EasierSaid246, prubton, zefrances, phuamaxx, firoz0089 and 10 others like this

They call us dreamers, but we're the ones that don't sleep.

timothy21, EasierSaid246, prubton, firoz0089, purplechill, campino, emiledi77, UserOne, soene, Sunshine123 and 1 other like this

I
Don't
Want
Realism

Reposted from anonymous

timothy21, prubton, emiledi77, aehmpaeh, UserOne and Campo like this

The sexual position formally known as 69 is now called 96.
Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.

Reposted from Bettydent

firoz0089, ranjithbantu, phuamaxx, purplechill, UserOne, prubton, emiledi77, rocknroller and zefrances like this

America was never great.

@aehmpaeh

timothy21, firoz0089, UserOne, prubton, emiledi77 and aehmpaeh like this

“I guess sunsets are proof that endings can be beautiful too.”

Reposted from royal_trouble

timothy21, janem803, firoz0089, brody, Sunshine123, UserOne, purplechill, jupiter, masacukas, Ziya and 6 others like this

Bite tongue

Deep breaths

jupiter, prubton, emiledi77, ruhip, Sunshine123, UserOne, Blackjackuar, PenSword72, Authlander and lyfe like this

reposted by jupiter

Silence is a true friend who never betrays .

Reposted from anonymous

timothy21, ranjithbantu, jupiter, Blackjackuar, phuamaxx, UserOne, purplechill, prubton, emiledi77 and zefrances like this

Disease is just a rejection of love, and love is not to be neglected,
accept it.

timothy21, Blackjackuar, jupiter, purplechill, prubton, zefrances, nash, UserOne, emiledi77, Aimi and 2 others like this

reposted by jupiter

Wer den Koch kennt, braucht vor dem Essen nicht zu beten.

Reposted from anonymous

prubton, jupiter, Blackjackuar, aehmpaeh, phuamaxx, emiledi77, DygytAlice and lyfe like this

My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex....

*sigh*
Turns out it was for dyslexia.

Reposted from anonymous

jmb, timothy21, jupiter, Blackjackuar, briggs, kewiino, phuamaxx, mentalitas, A.M., ruhip and 4 others like this

Once you start loving it's hard to stop...

Reposted from anonymous

timothy21, janem803, jupiter, Blackjackuar, purplechill, phuamaxx, ruhip, redikryeziu, UserOne, prubton and 2 others like this

$_ . . . . . . . . _ . ' ' . / \ /~~^~~^~~^~~^~~^~~\ | . O | | |\ o | | . - - . . | | ) \/ (( o \ . | \ ) / ' ' ' ' ' -- ' / \ / \ / | _ _ /Y\ _ _ | } ======= { { ======= } } ======= { \_________/ \_/$

Reposted from emiledi77

jupiter, Blackjackuar, phuamaxx, ruhip, redikryeziu, UserOne, prubton, emiledi77 and alwaysrite like this

Say goodbye to the world you thought you lived in.

Reposted from Dwell

timothy21, Blackjackuar, purplechill, redikryeziu, UserOne and emiledi77 like this

I don't think you're an asshole.
You just act like one.

Reposted from mars118

janem803, jupiter, Blackjackuar, purplechill, phuamaxx, kris, PenSword72, ruhip, redikryeziu, UserOne and 2 others like this

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

Reposted from anonymous

jupiter, Blackjackuar, purplechill, phuamaxx, A.M., redikryeziu, UserOne, 2schaa, Authlander, emiledi77 and 5 others like this

#01 Fun fantasy

If last names are invented now so instead of "Smith", "Baker" and "Cook" we had "Frontenddeveloper" and "Socialmediaconsultant."

Reposted from Lieutenant

jupiter, Blackjackuar, redikryeziu, UserOne, emiledi77, prubton and Lieutenant like this

I don't understand how we can live together if we keep insisting to show differences between our lives?

Reposted from ottokalvela

Blackjackuar, phuamaxx, redikryeziu, UserOne, emiledi77, prubton and jaybyrd like this

$MATH Mental Abuse To Humans$

#school, #math

springfire, jmb, eulekauzig, ChrisRota, karlokoenig, Blackjackuar, alwaysrite, niemo, emiledi77, Authlander and 3 others like this

reposted by karlokoenig

My theory is that cupid
isn't good at aiming, that's why i always meet the wrong guys.

Reposted from yazmin

Blackjackuar, emiledi77, purplechill and firoz0089 like this

Unfug!

Wir brauchen mehr Unfug!

Reposted from BerlinGirl2014

aehmpaeh, emiledi77, Blackjackuar, niniel, UserOne, mediadeo, prubton and lyfe like this

Dear Monday go
step on Lego.

Reposted from Dwell

Blackjackuar, purplechill, prubton, aehmpaeh, emiledi77 and UserOne like this

$___ ___/\ \ you are the / \/ \ \ missing \ / /___ piece of my / \__/\ \ puzzle / \___\ \ _ / / \/_| /___/ / \___\ \ /\_/___/ \_/___/$

Reposted from emiledi77

briggs, prubton, aehmpaeh, UserOne, Parole, Blackjackuar and emiledi77 like this

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus

so I can slap 8 people at once.

Reposted from phuamaxx

purplechill, prubton, UserOne, emiledi77 and Blackjackuar like this

Good girls go to heaven...

bold girls go everywhere!

Reposted from BerlinGirl2014

Blackjackuar, purplechill, prubton, UserOne, Parole, emiledi77, phuamaxx, juneocallagh and Ziya like this

Boredom

Is the feeling that everything is a waste of time...

Serenity, that nothing is~

Reposted from lalaland

Blackjackuar, purplechill, prubton, emiledi77, juneocallagh and niemo like this

Seit ich statt Nutella-Toast jeden morgen frisches Obst esse, bin ich ein völlig neuer Mensch!

Unausgeglichen, hungrig, reizbar...

Reposted from BerlinGirl2014

Blackjackuar, prubton, Parole, emiledi77, niemo, juneocallagh and Ziya like this

Beziehungsstatus: Toom

Respekt, wers selber macht.

Reposted from BerlinGirl2014

Luca.Cheers, Blackjackuar, prubton, phuamaxx, emiledi77 and niemo like this

Had to poop

Couldn't find my iPhone

janem803, Blackjackuar, prubton, UserOne, phuamaxx, ZeepBella, BerlinGirl2014, emiledi77 and lyfe like this

Wenn die These hinkt,
tanzt die Schwafelei.

Reposted from mehr

Blackjackuar, DerWahrig, emiledi77, prubton and bold like this

wir wissen alle
dass im loch ness
ein ungeheuer wohnt

... und was wohnt
dann im loch nuss?

... ein glas nutella?

Reposted from prubton

Blackjackuar, Ziya, campino, emiledi77, prubton and lyfe like this

"Doch die wichtigsten Dinge sind ja sowieso nicht Dinge!"

Reposted from Becks

Blackjackuar, phuamaxx, DerWahrig, campino, emiledi77, niniel and lyfe like this

"Doch die wichtigsten Dinge sind ja sowieso nicht Dinge!"

Reposted from Becks

emiledi77 and prubton like this

Nutella besteht zu 60% aus Pflanzenfett. Es ist also quasi ein Salat!

Reposted from NewSocialTime

phuamaxx, campino, emiledi77 and prubton like this

Butterschön und wunderweich

phuamaxx, aehmpaeh, campino, emiledi77, Authlander and prubton like this

"Ich mach's wie der liebe Gott. Der lässt sich auch nicht so oft blicken, hat aber trotzdem ein gutes Image."

-Bernd Stromberg

PueppiRazza, prubton, aehmpaeh, Blackjackuar, theobserver, renesbold, purplechill, emiledi77, Luenchen and AalXZander like this

reposted by theobserver

I'm an animal in bed.

More specifically a koala. I can sleep up to 22 hours a day.

Reposted from avant-garde

prubton, DerWahrig, lyfe, AalXZander, rudeamplitude, emiledi77, ErikSmit, Drakonan, kewiino, BerlinGirl2014 and 7 others like this

Everyone poops.

Reposted from sarcaSM

prubton, emiledi77, vladtheimpala, Deanobeerman, emma-freitag, UserOne, NabylJoiya, ZeepBella and PenSword72 like this

KISS
KISS
BANG
BANG

Viena, Austria

#kiss, #bang

mi_batalla, FrankFilocamo, prubton, lyfe, cxh, emiledi77, aehmpaeh, Sunshine123, kewiino, JodieT and 11 others like this

LIFE IS
MORE IMPORTANT THAN ART

Vienna, Austria

#art, #life

prubton, emiledi77, UserOne, JodieT, ikram, Sunshine123, shivam_soni, zefrances, aehmpaeh and aana like this

$Fuck Math, teachers should teach us, how to get Smith and Wesson's off of the street.$

Vienna, Austria

prubton, aehmpaeh, emiledi77, ErikSmit, meohmy, UserOne, Authlander, Drakonan, PenSword72, kewiino and 2 others like this

Alles, was ich liebe, hat mit dir zu tun.

Reposted from Sunshine123

prubton, lyfe, emiledi77, aehmpaeh, sera_la_dera, emma-freitag, Luenchen, dreamworld and Sunshine123 like this

Lieber Meth-Dealer als Messdiener

emiledi77, whatever., sarah_hilliams, PenSword72, makalapua and bold like this

Exposure.

Shameful?

Or is shaming exposure shameful?

Reposted from anonymous

lyfe, emiledi77, z.m and PenSword72 like this

#horny, #hungry, #sunday

eulekauzig, Tanascha, MonoGate, busylizzie, Luca.Cheers, ChrisRota, janem803, juneocallagh, Mel.Filsinger, Dwell and 37 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, roryy, myownboss, thedeffer, edje, lokomao, altermojo, j1jacob, Maxxis, hmzakhan and 4 others

911: Hello
Caller: She stole it!
911: What
Caller: My heart!!
911: is this you again Drake???

Reposted from WordNerd

prubton, z.m and PenSword72 like this

Not sure if I can but don't want to, or if I want to but can't.

Zurich, Switzerland

#life, #give, #a, #fuck

prubton, Deanobeerman, JodieT, ikram, meohmy, z.m, Tanascha, Morgan1998 and PenSword72 like this

Bis das letzte Häufchen Liebe in Tequila versinkt.

prubton, z.m and Sunshine123 like this

To the moon and back.

prubton, PenSword72, JodieT, zefrances, 2schaa, juneocallagh, meohmy, sarcaSM, Authlander and Parole like this

Hell Is Other People

prubton, Sunshine123, timothy21, janeh, Deanobeerman, _ATOMIC, sarah_hilliams, firoz0089, eule10012, zefrances and 5 others like this

Life may not be colorful, but my imagination will always be.

Reposted from skyblue99

MissSpelled, shivam_soni, janeh, prubton, _ATOMIC, Loupi4614, sarcaSM, haddock, firoz0089, kewiino and 12 others like this

I cant belive it myself but I miss school. Then I have something to do when its day

Reposted from kewiino

shivam_soni, janeh, Loupi4614, melissadesyr, jonesygirl80 and kewiino like this

Glasya_25 likes this

If it's not illegal it's not Goa.

janeh, Loupi4614, naaber, firoz0089, melissadesyr, Qball, haiden_, mng, zefrances, jonesygirl80 and 1 other like this

I will wait for you because honestly I don't want anyone else

#I, #love, #you

janeh, prubton, _ATOMIC, Loupi4614, PenSword72, Parole, janem803, kewiino, Aelin, Cee96 and 9 others like this

When I'm down, Brazzers is here for me.

janeh, _ATOMIC, Loupi4614, Parole, firoz0089, UserOne, zefrances, SimonLauper and kewiino like this

Sind wir nicht alle ein bisschen schön?

Reposted from anonymous

prubton, Loupi4614, aehmpaeh, againandagain, _ATOMIC and sarcasm_only like this

Ehrlichkeit zu sich selbst ist der Schlüssel. Dazu eine gute Balance zwischen Selbstkritik und Selbstbewusstsein.

Loupi4614, hensch, aehmpaeh, bold, projecto and sarcasm_only like this

I am a pussy, cos you are what you eat.

mi_batalla, janeh, _ATOMIC, prubton, Loupi4614, hensch, josefibbla, kewiino, timothy21, bold and 8 others like this

I have seen the best of you, and the worst of you; and I choose both.

Reposted from anonymous

#love

janeh, _ATOMIC, prubton, Loupi4614, shivam_soni, kewiino, aehmpaeh, Deanobeerman, ene, bigbat101 and 6 others like this

6.9
a good thing fucked up by a period.

Reposted from jaybyrd

jmb, janeh, Loupi4614, God-Like, UserOne, Qball, meohmy, sarcasm_only, IGotArock, annairie and 5 others like this

Let YOURSELF love, without questions or concerns.

Reposted from anonymous

janeh, Loupi4614, hensch, firoz0089, SanJ, lavenderNimbus, haiden_, Qball, Kush_Le, meohmy and 8 others like this

"There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world:
the assholes,
the asswipes,
the ass-kissers,
and those that just will shit all over you."

- Anthony Liccione

#quote

Luca.Cheers, janeh, Loupi4614, prubton, firoz0089, Deanobeerman, phuamaxx, haiden_, belma., sarcasm_only and 5 others like this

death is certain

bitches are not

janeh, Loupi4614, ntun, fotonobile, sarah_hilliams, Nitzush, kontrapoet, _ATOMIC, JodieT, kewiino and 11 others like this

Visual Representation of My Soul

Raffles Place, Singapore

vainorigami, Loupi4614, hensch, Babygirl13, prubton, meohmy, Ms_Ntlebi, PenSword72, UserOne, phuamaxx and 4 others like this

Manhattan, United States

FrankFilocamo, janeh, Juspit, Loupi4614, Babygirl13, kewiino, firoz0089, melissadesyr, Babs_77, ZeepBella and 10 others like this

Forever. Forget.

janeh, Loupi4614, hensch, Tanascha, phuamaxx, firoz0089, mng, _ATOMIC, haddock, shespeaks94 and 3 others like this

For all those years that, unless you were in the room, I sat alone.

Reposted from sophh

janeh, Loupi4614, firoz0089, projecto, PenSword72, sarcasm_only, prubton and kewiino like this

janeh, targetedme, firoz0089, God-Like, PenSword72, meohmy, kewiino, prubton and sarcasm_only like this

I own you.

-Coffee

Reposted from anonymous

janeh, MyM, prubton and sarcasm_only like this

Love is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but you are the only one getting that warm feeling

Reposted from ErikSmit

janeh, firoz0089, projecto, God-Like, MyM, prubton and sarcasm_only like this

Be naked when I come home.

Reposted from Anonymous

janeh, targetedme, projecto, God-Like, PenSword72, timothy21, kewiino, prubton and sarcasm_only like this

The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected. Maybe they always have been and will be. Maybe we've lived a thousand lives before this one and in each of them we've found each other.
• Nicholas Sparks

Reposted from anonymous

janeh, Rjjr, Torri2269, Rocky01, meohmy, zefrances, MyM, JodieT, sarcasm_only, firoz0089 and 2 others like this

Ich lenke mich mit Musik ab, die mich an ihn erinnert, nur damit ich nicht zu viel über dich nachdenken muss...

Reposted from jonesygirl80

aehmpaeh, sarah_hilliams, sarcasm_only and jonesygirl80 like this

I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you.

#lithium

janeh, sarah_hilliams, phuamaxx, LASKYE, Rjjr, PenSword72, kewiino, Torri2269, zefrances, prubton and 1 other like this

Beauty is also about the way you move, speak, and express yourself. It's about good health, warmth spontaneity and charisma.

#beauty, #love, #life

MissSpelled, Authlander, janeh, matembe-53, targetedme, PenSword72, Kush_Le, naina_eyez, belma., phuamaxx and 13 others like this

reposted by MissSpelled

Schön, dass du da bist...
und nicht hier.

sarah_hilliams, prubton, firoz0089, z.m, MeMyselfAnd..I, campino, Yakooza, jonesygirl80 and sarcasm_only like this

juneocallagh, kewiino, z.m, zefrances, prubton, aehmpaeh, sarcasm_only, firoz0089, truthseeker57 and shespeaks94 like this

EVERYTHING IS AMAZING AND NOBODY IS HAPPY

busylizzie, janeh, briggs, GripFast, juneocallagh, firoz0089, Kush_Le, zefrances, cherelle978, phuamaxx and 14 others like this

reposted by timothy21

Voulez vous couchez Accessoires?

renesbold, prubton, firoz0089, sarcasm_only, projecto and mng like this

Edgar, Deutschland!!

#poods, @kewiino

firoz0089, makalapua, sarcasm_only and kewiino like this

Having sex doesn't make you a slut, and being a virgin doesn't make you a saint.

#sex

BoldAndBlessed, springfire, EitherChaff084, janem803, Orkid, beewla, piyushkohli96, emiledi77, UserOne, Millisey and 48 others like this

reposted by dianetta, Diana_93, fredijs and PaulEdgars

"I don't care anymore."

- Phil Collins

janeh, targetedme, juneocallagh, Deanobeerman, Qball, sarcasm_only, kewiino, Dimaly, haddock, shespeaks94 and 4 others like this

Fuck you I don't want no ravioli.

janeh, targetedme, prubton, juneocallagh, zefrances, Ms_Ntlebi, God-Like, firoz0089, aehmpaeh, PenSword72 and 6 others like this

I keep waiting for you,

knowing you will never show up...

Reposted from SteveBob

janeh, kewiino, herprettyazz, Qball, firoz0089, LASKYE, meohmy, haiden_, juneocallagh, sarcasm_only and 6 others like this

You call me up again
just to
break me like a promise

Reposted from EmilyTudor

janeh, herprettyazz, firoz0089, LASKYE, meohmy, juneocallagh, sarcasm_only, aana, tommogirl_679, Deanobeerman and 1 other like this

Egal wie tief man die Messlatte für den menschlichen Verstand ansetzt, jeden Tag kommt jemand und marschiert aufrecht drunter durch.

Reposted from campino

prubton, z.m, Dimaly, sarcasm_only, mariusfilip97 and campino like this

juneocallagh, llamabat, mariusfilip97, sarcasm_only, Deanobeerman, firoz0089, baconbro27 and Moon-D like this

gotta stay high all my life..
to forget i'm missing you. </3

Reposted from firoz0089

janeh, juneocallagh, targetedme, sarcasm_only, God-Like, Luenchen, merhaba, PenSword72, phuamaxx, Rjjr and 2 others like this

I've always hated who I am.

janeh, prubton, naina_eyez, juneocallagh, kewiino, zefrances, sarcasm_only, God-Like, phuamaxx, baconbro27 and 1 other like this

I gave wrong people the right pieces of me.

#love

lonelyscribe, eulekauzig, Krisargent, Tanascha, hanueli, busylizzie, bmj, ChrisRota, CountShelter, Mel.Filsinger and 76 others like this

reposted by Belieber1994, Alicar4, mariarve, axpocahontas, lenamarie18, timothy21, ebonny, juliaxla, coertli and misa1104

Fear doesn't shut you down.

It wakes you up.

Reposted from anonymous

KenTon, janeh, juneocallagh, aniek, phuamaxx, kewiino, jonesygirl80, JodieT, sarcasm_only, mng and 10 others like this

50 Shades is only romantic because he is a billionaire.

If he was living in a trailer it would be a Criminal Minds episode.

#sex

busylizzie, janeh, prubton, juneocallagh, aniek, SassyQOC, phuamaxx, michaelboss, kolelo, ZeepBella and 9 others like this

have the courage to touch the butt.

Reposted from jaybyrd

janeh, prubton, juneocallagh, targetedme, melissadesyr, aehmpaeh, llamabat, sarcasm_only, zefrances, Ms_Ntlebi and 4 others like this

Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with "F" and ends with "K" :)

Reposted from ruhip

janeh, prubton, sonybox, juneocallagh, Babygirl13, phuamaxx, firoz0089, bold, Rjjr, sarcasm_only and 2 others like this

Give me just one night
And I'll be almost fine
Remind me one more time
It's the best days of my life

Reposted from sophh

janeh, prubton, juneocallagh, HELLOKITTY101, Tfame, sarcasm_only, kewiino, God-Like, bigbat101, cooledpizza and 1 other like this

I really wanted to go out and play in the rain but I dont think my neighbours would appreciate me running around topless.

janeh, prubton, juneocallagh, ikram, PenSword72, daniel8a14, llamabat, God-Like, cooledpizza, aehmpaeh and 13 others like this

Of course I talk to myself.

Sometimes I need expert advice.

Reposted from anonymous

Auri, juneocallagh, daniel8a14, firoz0089, fotonobile, prubton, melissadesyr, phuamaxx, God-Like, zefrances and 5 others like this

Kein Gott Kein Staat Fleischsalat

@prubton, @aehmpaeh

SimpleBird, juneocallagh, firoz0089, Jacob_Dallas, aehmpaeh and sarcasm_only like this

Running away makes the pain stronger, embracing it makes you stronger.

Reposted from phuamaxx

daniel8a14, nadry, Moon-D, niniel, firoz0089, PenSword72, llamabat, kewiino, Proceline, Qball and 10 others like this

Kaum kann man Lesen, wird die BILD ausgepackt.

#hate

firoz0089, prubton and sarcasm_only like this

"Liebe ist unerklärlich, ich glaube, das Wort ist viel zu schwach dafür."

- Klaus Kinski

#love, #liebe

sonybox, lisaxoxo, daniel8a14, firoz0089, Pesca, Jacob_Dallas, makalapua, Luenchen, sarcasm_only, PenSword72 and 2 others like this

I want you but you don't want me and that's a feeling I won't never forget.

#love

jodib, haddock, Krimi63, juneocallagh, daniel8a14, yvonne_sauer, aysemm, soyy, zefrances, niniel and 16 others like this

reposted by jebentleuk and Krimi63

One step closer to the edge

juneocallagh, firoz0089, phuamaxx, JodieT, LASKYE, Deanobeerman, sarcasm_only, prubton, mng, llamabat and 5 others like this

we can
still be friends

Reposted from anonymous

juneocallagh, God-Like, firoz0089, prubton, Bernouxx, kewiino, MyM, shespeaks94, tommogirl_679 and sarcasm_only like this

Jack the (ST)Ripper

juneocallagh, God-Like, Rjjr, prubton, Bernouxx, meohmy, shespeaks94, PenSword72, tommogirl_679, cooledpizza and 2 others like this

Denn nur mit Blut, Schweiß und Tränen bezahlt man die Unendlichkeit.

Hamburg, Germany

AalXZander, nadry, PenSword72, Moon-D, aehmpaeh, Luenchen, prubton and sarcasm_only like this

reposted by mathematikos

Allergic to stupid people.

mi_batalla, ljcreative, Mel.Filsinger, piyushkohli96, thepineapple, Aelin, _ATOMIC, juneocallagh, daniel8a14, Funker23 and 29 others like this

reposted by truthseeker57, Wilma92 and Mel.Filsinger

when sadness becomes your beautiful lover
and you enjoy
the torture of
every touch

Reposted from anonymous

baby9199, JodieT, ene, prubton, annairie, LASKYE, Ms_Ntlebi, jaybyrd and sarcasm_only like this

MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT,
MAYBE IT'S AN INSTAGRAM FILTER.

Reposted from SashoKremich

kewiino, sarcasm_only, firoz0089, annairie, ZeepBella, aana, ene, wipkinger, prubton, baby9199 and 1 other like this

No one has to understand.

I just thought you might.

That's all.

Reposted from anonymous

cherelle978, Tfame, niniel, firoz0089, PenSword72, kewiino, truthseeker57, LASKYE, sarcasm_only, meohmy and 6 others like this

Monsters don't hide under your bed,
They scream inside your head

Reposted from KenzieLou02

Luca.Cheers, MissSpelled, targetedme, God-Like, qiofse, jonesygirl80, phuamaxx, SteveBob, ZeepBella, melissadesyr and 16 others like this

Fri(end)
Boyfri(end)
Girlfri(end)
Pi(forever)zza

Reposted from cooledpizza

#forever

targetedme, projecto, ikram, jadeeastman, baconbro27, UserOne, Luenchen, kontrapoet, ene, Jacob_Dallas and 4 others like this

i don't pretend to be anything i'm not...

except sober, i've pretended that a few times.

Reposted from jaybyrd

baconbro27, melissadesyr, ene, DygytAlice, locuras7, Jacob_Dallas, cooledpizza, kewiino, prubton, sarcasm_only and 5 others like this

7 billions smiles...
and yours is my favorite.

Reposted from guggigirl

targetedme, baby9199, zefrances, phuamaxx, Dhruvinshah, tommyt, ene, ruhip, alexmarcos, kewiino and 9 others like this

Eminem - Rap God
Hucci - Trap God
You - Fap God

firoz0089, Babygirl13, LASKYE, Yakooza, sarcasm_only, catsgirl2000, kewiino and prubton like this

I'm so in love with you, holy fuck!

#love

ChrisRota, janem803, misa1104, chacenteno, eule10012, _ATOMIC, Babs_77, OwlCat, firoz0089, Babygirl13 and 22 others like this

reposted by aehmpaeh, LuckyLucy and misa1104

how do you feel when there is no coffee?

depresso.

Reposted from beesmoove

lonelyscribe, BoldDelight, shankarrkn, vladtheimpala, Aelin, stefunny, alphalim, firoz0089, Babygirl13, Parole and 22 others like this

music makes the pain fade

busylizzie, Authlander, cherelle978, BJcore, blacklisted_24, Babygirl13, roseline, kontrapoet, LASKYE, lavenderNimbus and 14 others like this

Girls all go to the bathroom together because that's where we rap battle.

Reposted from anonymous

Auri, roseline, firoz0089, Rjjr, Jacob_Dallas, LASKYE, zefrances, prubton, Kitkat69, Babygirl13 and 2 others like this

Soll das Volk doch fressen!

jonesygirl80, sarcasm_only, Belieber1994, hossi, prubton and Loupi4614 like this

The pink panther can also write cool bolds now...

Reposted from jonesygirl80

Babygirl13, firoz0089, prubton, ruhip, hossi, aana, jonesygirl80, ikram, NabylJoiya, Qball and 7 others like this

Reposted from aehmpaeh

Babygirl13, zefrances, prubton, suingomat, mir-jam, aana, SimonLauper, cooledpizza, aehmpaeh, sarcasm_only and 1 other like this

50 Bars Of Chocolate

@prubton

ruhip, 2schaa, ikram, ikyoulikey, God-Like, cooledpizza, campino, sarcasm_only, JodieT, shespeaks94 and 3 others like this

tschaesu, zefrances, ellenicole, firoz0089, Rjjr, Qball, God-Like, meohmy, kewiino, hossi and 7 others like this

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind dont matter and those who matter dont mind.

Verenita, dor1316, kontrapoet, Rjjr, niniel, melissadesyr, DygytAlice, UserOne, ikram, Qball and 6 others like this

I've done bad things for good reasons...

And I will, again.

Reposted from anonymous

sophh, Moon-D, niniel, melissadesyr, sarah_hilliams, ManuTiger, Qball, prubton, JodieT, sarcasm_only and 8 others like this

Inspector Jacques Clouseau

aehmpaeh, UserOne, Proceline, prubton, JodieT, jaybyrd, sarcasm_only, hossi, PenSword72, campino and 1 other like this

Party out of space

Qball, prubton, kewiino, jonesygirl80, shespeaks94, PenSword72, NabylJoiya, sarcasm_only, aana, melissadesyr and 1 other like this

you know what rhymes with drunk...

sex.

Reposted from jaybyrd

targetedme, Deanobeerman, Cee96, alexmarcos, Qball, Rjjr, melissadesyr, jadeeastman, ene, prubton and 7 others like this

I like those friend's that you don't have to talk to every day,
But you're still friend's even if you go week's without talking ;-)

Reposted from juneocallagh

busylizzie, Rhyt, alexmarcos, Qball, God-Like, prubton, jonesygirl80, JodieT, AliceMckfly.75, TomT. and 13 others like this

Tack så mycket. Jag kan inte komma på något sätt. Det var en bra dag. Men nu har vi inte hitta det rätta för din skull.

@kewiino

alexmarcos, juneocallagh, kewiino and sarcasm_only like this

When the sun sets and we think about what tomorrow will bring, we understand that better is not what we do. It is who we are.

targetedme, Qball, zefrances, juneocallagh, haiden_, niniel, sarcasm_only, jaybyrd, kewiino, JodieT and 5 others like this

På väg till jobbet.

@kewiino

Rjjr, firoz0089, ene, kewiino, juneocallagh, sarcasm_only and aehmpaeh like this

I hope you want to stay for a long time, because my heart really likes you.

#love

targetedme, ellenicole, jonesygirl80, ene, ikram, God-Like, niniel, SteveBob, zaidsk, Rjjr and 9 others like this

there is not enough memory in the world to forget you

Reposted from aehmpaeh

jonesygirl80, ene, sarah_hilliams, kewiino, PennyLame, AliceMckfly.75, Rjjr, ikram, ruhip, avant-garde and 6 others like this

Here, I give myself to you, Take me, go right ahead, care for me, treat me right, never do I want to fight with you, love me and I will love you, you will want what I can give you, so much every day I'm gunna make you want to stay, so go ahead take me, take me I'm yours.

Reposted from WordNerd

firoz0089, Rjjr, sarcasm_only, shespeaks94, Proceline, kewiino, prubton, jaybyrd and WordNerd like this

Don't waste your time while reading this.

prubton, firoz0089, misterlab, cooledpizza, sarcasm_only and Babygirl13 like this

I know i have a nice ass I don't need ur opinion

Reposted from anonymous

#liketheoriginal

melissadesyr, sarah_hilliams, hirondelle, Etcetera, kewiino, MyM, prubton, sarcasm_only and Babygirl13 like this

14,000 people are having sex right now.

25,000 are kissing.

50,000 are hugging.

And you... well you're reading this post.

Reposted from MeMyselfAnd..I

#sex, #love

kewiino, MyM, campino, Babygirl13, prubton, sarcasm_only and UmAmazingLinda like this

you're somebody's reason to masturbate.

Luca.Cheers, Fiona.Lost, ellenicole, melissadesyr, misterlab, Qball, bobbybuilder, kj55, kewiino, SteveBob and 8 others like this

[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]

#[], #FiftyBarsOfChocolate

Qball, cooledpizza, campino, sarcasm_only, mng and prubton like this

...kissing burns 6,4 calories a minute!

Wanna workout?

Reposted from cbah

princessjulz, firoz0089, Deanobeerman, aehmpaeh, sarcasm_only, prubton, kewiino, ene and Babygirl13 like this

@aehmpaeh

kewiino, sarcasm_only, cooledpizza, shespeaks94 and aehmpaeh like this

I want to holy fuck you.

Reposted from Snuuzy

Authlander, baby9199, DarrylS, Tfame, prubton, AlwaysxD, kewiino, tommogirl_679, firoz0089, sarcasm_only and 2 others like this

Above wie Brücken

SimonLauper, firoz0089 and sarcasm_only like this

Nazis essen heimlich Döner

kontrapoet, sarcasm_only, campino, hirondelle, firoz0089 and prubton like this

High like a window cleaner

Cee96, sarah_hilliams, Qball, Interessant, ruhip, aana, melissadesyr, sarcasm_only, lavenderNimbus, juneocallagh and 1 other like this

A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

Reposted from Boldomatic

firoz0089, prubton, SteveBob, mng, Pickwickian, sarcasm_only, Qball, juneocallagh, jaybyrd, Deanobeerman and 2 others like this

Meine Freunde heiraten, bauen Häuser, kriegen Kinder.
Und ich pule den Chiquita-Aufkleber von einer Banane und klebe ihn mir auf die Stirn.

busylizzie, karlokoenig, TimBuktu, Auri, rosa_lipgloss, firoz0089, sarcasm_only, marco_b, againandagain, aniek and 4 others like this

reposted by TimBuktu

Authlander, DemiDelVillar, ConitoCruz, sarcasm_only, JodieT, kfasheldon, jonesygirl80, prubton, Luenchen, Cee96 and 9 others like this

reposted by ConitoCruz

@aehmpaeh

firoz0089, prubton, PenSword72, sarcasm_only, aehmpaeh and Luenchen like this

I crashed my plane into
the ..

I don't care,
I love it

Reposted from aehmpaeh

juneocallagh, prubton, baconbro27, aehmpaeh and sarcasm_only like this

My 3 moods:
1. fuck off
2. fuck you
3. fuck me

Reposted from anonymous

sarah_hilliams, Deanobeerman, melissadesyr, styxx, Cee96, aguiladescalza, aehmpaeh, prubton and sarcasm_only like this

I lost you
I need you
I want you
I love you

#relationshit

mi_batalla, Deanobeerman, ConitoCruz, mehr, justcoolstuff, Cee96, shivam_soni, aniek, niniel, aguiladescalza and 8 others like this

YOU HAD ME AT
"FUCK OFF"

Reposted from anonymous

mehr, EliseD, aniek, mir-jam, prubton, mng, dor1316, jaybyrd, Qball, PenSword72 and 1 other like this

mi_batalla, ConitoCruz, g.mathw, Moon-D, againandagain, AliceMckfly.75, prubton, baconbro27, Ms_Ntlebi, jaybyrd and 8 others like this

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Reposted from cooledpizza

busylizzie, KenTon, jodib, ErikSmit, hxlxfx, sleepingknight, daniel8a14, ConitoCruz, aniek, Proceline and 22 others like this

if you don't like me, it's mind over matter. i don't mind and you don't matter

Reposted from jaybyrd

#liketheoriginal, @jaybyrd

fla_hercilia, kewiino, melissadesyr, Ms_Ntlebi, prubton, PennyLame, gustavobarata, cooledpizza, jaybyrd and Belieber1994 like this

janem803, tommogirl_679, ConitoCruz, juneocallagh, Qball, shaazuddin and aehmpaeh like this

goodnight, you said;
goodbye, i said.
and you never
thought twice
about
it.

Reposted from venusandthesky

juneocallagh, prubton, Cee96, meohmy, Luenchen and kewiino like this

having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

Reposted from beesmoove

MissSpelled, blossom, targetedme, Aelin, Kiks, Fiona.Lost, g.mathw, TomT., gustavobarata, AliceMckfly.75 and 17 others like this

HAKUNA MA' VODKA

Proceline, g.mathw, PenSword72, Moon-D, leah.kenyon, melissadesyr, juneocallagh, aehmpaeh, meohmy, JodieT and 3 others like this

The hell
is green

@aehmpaeh

g.mathw, juneocallagh, Romansp, avant-garde, aehmpaeh and jaybyrd like this

Grün ist keine warme Farbe

@aehmpaeh

prubton, Deanobeerman and aehmpaeh like this

If God didn't want us to enjoy an ugly face, he wouldn't have given us Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II.

#ugly, #queen, #god, #truth, #enjoy, #royal

bigboymike likes this

When life gives you lemons put them on your nipples and make lemon juice.

#life

juneocallagh, melissadesyr, Qball, prubton, kontrapoet, shespeaks94, Gabbem, Deanobeerman, PenSword72, Luenchen and 3 others like this

prubton, dor1316 and aehmpaeh like this

jag älskar jävla...

Reposted from aehmpaeh

Cee96 and aehmpaeh like this

Jävla smörgåstårta

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh and Gabbem like this

less messages

more massages

Reposted from aehmpaeh

#liketheoriginal, @aehmpaeh

AliceMckfly.75, prubton, Qball, GabiGabler, juneocallagh, shespeaks94 and aehmpaeh like this

juneocallagh, Qball, prubton, PenSword72, aehmpaeh, Deanobeerman, Belieber1994 and Luenchen like this

The days are a death wish,
a witch hunt for an exit.
I am powerless...

#bmth

juneocallagh, prubton, kfasheldon, ahadino91 and Cee96 like this

I L Y
I Lost You

juneocallagh, tommogirl_679, Ms_Ntlebi, Deanobeerman, ahadino91, justcoolstuff, JodieT, Cee96, kfasheldon, mehr and 1 other like this

Geezer was so hard even his fucking nightmares were scared of him.

#nightmares, #TheBusiness

melissadesyr, Deanobeerman, ahadino91, Cee96, kfasheldon and mehr like this

when adults say teenagers are too young for love,
but then too old for fun,
and too smart to play dumb,
but too immature for serious conversations

like damn what do you expect from us?

Reposted from avant-garde

#true, #liketheoriginal

stefunny, Qball, ahadino91, justcoolstuff, Cee96, againandagain, annabanan, hirondelle, EliseD, juneocallagh and 2 others like this

#don't
#give #a #fuck

#don't, #give, #a, #fuck

prubton, Madalena, ahadino91, kfasheldon, Deanobeerman and aehmpaeh like this

"Wenn du diese Tür hinter dir zugemacht hättest, wäre ich ganz alleine gewesen."

wie hätte ich das tun können, ohne mich selbst dabei in Stücke zu reißen?

Reposted from jonesygirl80

aussi-girl90 likes this

weniger Kommerz, mehr Herz

Reposted from aehmpaeh

boldoctor, againandagain, sarah_hilliams, jonesygirl80, wipkinger, aehmpaeh, PenSword72 and Luenchen like this

Music has ultimate powers to take your feelings to the extreme ends.

Reposted from shivam_soni

#liketheoriginal

qiofse, ConitoCruz, boldoctor, Deanobeerman, Ms_Ntlebi, santiagolo99, kontrapoet, misterlab, Gabbem, PenSword72 and 4 others like this

This is the end, beautiful friend

This is the end, my only friend, the end

Zurich, Switzerland

#fortunecookie, #doors, #HappyNewYear

lonelywolf, Trixinfo, kj55, morrisongrl, Ms_Ntlebi, ene, JodieT, Axe2760, PenSword72, juneocallagh and 2 others like this

Zurich, Switzerland

@aehmpaeh

boldoctor, aehmpaeh and juneocallagh like this

This sheep is on fire

#haggis, #aliciakeys, @kfasheldon

boldoctor, Deanobeerman, PenSword72, ene, aehmpaeh and kfasheldon like this

No matter what you say or do, you will always have that one person in your life who purchases their own pain. Love them from a careful distance.

Reposted from rhodesia

#true, #liketheoriginalpost

digvijay1411, Ms_Ntlebi, Deanobeerman, Cee96, ene, meohmy, juneocallagh and JodieT like this

#pope, #papst

kiamisdeluxe, juneocallagh and aehmpaeh like this

mathematikos, kfasheldon and juneocallagh like this

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me.

• Cookie Monster

#fortunecookie

boldoctor, meohmy, ene, kfasheldon, JodieT, aehmpaeh, Ms_Ntlebi, Gabbem, kiamisdeluxe and PenSword72 like this

You know it's cold out when you fall down and dent the ground with your nipples.

Reposted from IO_N_O

kfasheldon, Ms_Ntlebi and meohmy like this

Zurich, Switzerland

melissadesyr, Ms_Ntlebi, meohmy, kfasheldon, juneocallagh, A.M., PenSword72 and Deanobeerman like this

Na vio lerno victoria

Zurich, Switzerland

juneocallagh likes this

A successfull man is one who can make more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Zurich, Switzerland

#money, #love, #quote, #success

boldoctor, avant-garde, shivam_soni, yashthanawala, Belieber1994, Ms_Ntlebi, juneocallagh, aehmpaeh and kfasheldon like this

El que va amb un coix, al cap de l'any són dos.

Zurich, Switzerland

#quote

Fuimos eso que no se cuenta, ni se admite, pero que nunca se olvida.

Reposted from ElfiEdel

Zurich, Switzerland

Gabbem likes this

Sex is the
most fun you
can have without laughing •

Reposted from Lirpae..

Zurich, Switzerland

#sex, #bielefeld, @aehmpaeh

skyblue99, boldoctor, melissadesyr, Lirpae.., DarrylS, kontrapoet, suingomat, Deanobeerman, GabiGabler, Ms_Ntlebi and 1 other like this

There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs.

Zurich, Switzerland

#suck

Gabbem likes this

They say there's someone out there for everyone, but they never said how far they would be.

Reposted from kj55

Zurich, Switzerland

#true, #liketheoriginal

boldoctor, avant-garde, PaolaChvz, Belieber1994, Demetrius, JodieT, Gabbem, kj55, emma-freitag, kfasheldon and 1 other like this

Zurich, Switzerland

@aehmpaeh, #bielefeld, #coolundwitzig

aehmpaeh likes this

Great
British French Toast

Reposted from aehmpaeh

Zurich, Switzerland

#stoke

kontrapoet likes this

Zurich, Switzerland

#cure

aehmpaeh and PenSword72 like this

(>*.*)>
"I love you"

<(°.°<)
"You're drunk"

Zurich, Switzerland

#love

dor1316, StinkyBreath, shivam_soni, meohmy, Ms_Ntlebi, aehmpaeh, Gabbem, PenSword72 and kfasheldon like this

reposted by melania

Hail to the beef

Zurich, Switzerland

@aehmpaeh

meohmy, Ms_Ntlebi, Luenchen, kfasheldon and aehmpaeh like this

Bra sizes:
A- almost boobs.
B- barely boobs.
C- can't complain.
D- dang.
DD- double dang.
E- enormous.
F- fake.
G- get a reduction.
H- help me I've fallen and can't get up.

Reposted from JodieT

Somerset, Bermuda

boldoctor, Ms_Ntlebi, DarrylS, JodieT, yashthanawala, anonyman, Luenchen and rhinstrom like this

Somerset, Bermuda

boldoctor, Ms_Ntlebi, kontrapoet, anonyman, rhinstrom, JodieT and Princechrissi like this

whats mine is yours whats yours is mine, let our love be intertwined. i offer up my heart to share, and trust you with it's eternal care.

Reposted from jaybyrd

Mecca, United States

shivam_soni, PenSword72, Ms_Ntlebi, kfasheldon, TopNotch, dor1316 and Princechrissi like this

Belle Vue, Saint Lucia

kontrapoet, PenSword72, jonesygirl80 and Princechrissi like this

Belle Vue, Saint Lucia

#love

Ms_Ntlebi, kontrapoet, Princechrissi, DonSpaccafurnu, PenSword72, juneocallagh, JodieT, jaybyrd and Deanobeerman like this

"maybe I'm still single because I didn't forward that chain message to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago"

"that'll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too"

Reposted from avant-garde

Schalke, Germany

avant-garde, kontrapoet, juneocallagh, 2schaa, Ms_Ntlebi, A.M., chipdicks and Belieber1994 like this

es mejor
un libro monstruoso
que una vida monstruosa

h. miller

Reposted from Maracuya

Montecarlo, Monaco

DonSpaccafurnu, PenSword72 and Princechrissi like this

L
I
L O N G
V
E

busylizzie, ChrisRota, FrankFilocamo, weberke, kathiheger, cooledpizza, devanceo, boldoctor, digvijay1411, nash and 12 others like this

reposted by JoAnn, JoAnn and digvijay1411

der sinn des lebens besteht darin,
deine gabe zu finden.
der zweck des lebens ist, sie zu verschenken.

pablo picasso

.:.

Reposted from anbach

boldoctor, nash, kiamisdeluxe, kontrapoet, aehmpaeh, Luenchen, Parole, anonyman and emma-freitag like this

Jesus said
"Let's get drunk!"

nash, DarrylS, JodieT, sarah_hilliams, Deanobeerman, juneocallagh, mehr, meohmy, Ms_Ntlebi, kfasheldon and 4 others like this

reposted by nash

Weihnachten
ist das Fest der Atom-
lobbyisten.

#xmas

nash, Jacob_Dallas and Luenchen like this

Jag mich nicht, ich will nicht laufen. Ich bin voll mit Schoki.

#Uter, #Simpsons, @aehmpaeh

nash, Demetrius, Luenchen, campino and aehmpaeh like this

A perfect person may not exist, but you're my definition of perfect.

Reposted from kj55

Proceline, boldoctor, Deanobeerman, nash, Luenchen, Babs_77, PenSword72, Gabbem, Ms_Ntlebi, kj55 and 1 other like this

erst mal
für immer

Reposted from aehmpaeh

nash, Babs_77, aehmpaeh and juneocallagh like this

Hold your head high.

And your middle finger higher.

Reposted from anonymous

#GoGirls

gustavobarata, llamabat, jules13, nash, Babs_77, eliane, hirondelle, juneocallagh, PenSword72, aehmpaeh and 1 other like this

where the hell am I?

@jaybyrd

nash, JodieT, kfasheldon, PenSword72 and jaybyrd like this

Meeting you was like
listening to a song
for the first time
and knowing it
would be my
favorite.

Reposted from kiamisdeluxe

kontrapoet, ConitoCruz, juneocallagh, dor1316, Ms_Ntlebi, styxx, PenSword72, Deanobeerman, kfasheldon, againandagain and 2 others like this

If you love
that hotel
so much
why don't you Marriott?

Reposted from Loupi4614

Deanobeerman, meohmy, PenSword72, lnichols1, Loupi4614 and aehmpaeh like this

I was so happy

and then I woke up

Reposted from soyy

AliceMckfly.75, ConitoCruz, magicalwordsforyou, janineyvette, antonia1, Ms_Ntlebi, kewiino, TopNotch, juneocallagh, Luenchen and 2 others like this

keep your
lips sealed,

with mine

Reposted from aehmpaeh

boldoctor, kiamisdeluxe, ConitoCruz, lander, AlwaysxD, Deanobeerman and aehmpaeh like this

Es heisst Freundschaft, weil man mit Freunden alles schafft.

Reposted from antonia1

boldoctor, Loupi4614, maritzebill, aehmpaeh, Luenchen, jonesygirl80 and PenSword72 like this

Alcohol:

Because remembering things is overrated.

Reposted from Loupi4614

Zurich, Switzerland

xelliex, michaelboss, meohmy, Loupi4614 and PenSword72 like this

Don't look at me like that, I'm not yours anymore.

Reposted from blair.waldorf

Loupi4614, ConitoCruz, zaidsk, Ms_Ntlebi, jonesygirl80, juneocallagh, AlwaysxD, PenSword72, Luenchen and Deanobeerman like this

You're so fake,
even China denied they made you.

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

gustavobarata, llamabat, tommogirl_679, kiamisdeluxe, Loupi4614, zaidsk, Ms_Ntlebi, juneocallagh, ikyoulikey, TopNotch and 2 others like this

Whenever I'm in a good mood,
I recognize everything that went wrong between us,
but whenever I feel sad and lonely I just remember the good times we had.

Reposted from hirondelle

#plzliketheoriginal

boldoctor, Deanobeerman, zaidsk, behnam_leon, Ms_Ntlebi, AlwaysxD, ALWest, juneocallagh, Luenchen and kewiino like this

AND DONT FUCKING
TELL PEOPLE THAT THEYRE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEYRE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESNT LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESNT MEAN THEYRE NOT TRYING

Reposted from avant-garde

sophh, tommogirl_679, Loupi4614, AlwaysxD, rahulsfortune, zaidsk, MaryGeorge, behnam_leon, jonesygirl80, zemiong and 4 others like this

Trusting me with your problems is like saying "I love you" a million times...

Reposted from kyroskoh

AlwaysxD, rahulsfortune, behnam_leon, kewiino, Ms_Ntlebi, Jacob_Dallas and TopNotch like this

Bringt auch nichts, wenn das Parfüm Boss heißt, Du aber trotzdem nur wie Hugo aussiehst.

#boss

Luca.Cheers, weberke, z.m, swatchUSA, Dimaly, marco_b, boldoctor, niniel, prubton, Princechrissi and 18 others like this

WRITE HERE

WRITE NOW

Reposted from aehmpaeh

#fatboyslim

AlwaysxD, zaidsk, kewiino, PenSword72, SimonLauper, Ms_Ntlebi, mehr, jonesygirl80, aehmpaeh and kfasheldon like this

You know I said it's true

I can feel the love

Can you feel it too

#love

AlwaysxD, rahulsfortune, zaidsk, behnam_leon, ayush000003, santiagolo99, Demetrius, Gabbem, kj55, PenSword72 and 1 other like this

I wish I had never loved you, because no matter how hard I try, now I cannot hate you.

Reposted from kyroskoh

gustavobarata, AlwaysxD, rahulsfortune, zaidsk, ash_watson, behnam_leon, ayush000003, jonesygirl80, kfasheldon, Luenchen and 6 others like this

Böse Zungen behaupten es sei Sport.

@foenix, @aehmpaeh, #cricket

boldoctor, Loupi4614, Parole, PenSword72, aehmpaeh and foenix like this

Ich wart' auf dich.
Ich dreh am Rad für dich.
Ratschläge bring' nichts,
bring' nichts.
Bin niemals weg.

Ich lauf dir hinterher.

Reposted from aehmpaeh

Zurich, Switzerland

Luenchen, austinsthought, nash and aehmpaeh like this

Girls aren't moody. They just have days that they're less likely to put up with your shit.

Reposted from MissB

Zurich, Switzerland

Loupi4614, timtomdan, nash, beautifulqueen, allisonrae, Ms_Ntlebi, mohimaM, dor1316, Luenchen, aehmpaeh and 1 other like this

"Der kleine Unfall"

Zurich, Switzerland

@aehmpaeh

boldoctor, nash and aehmpaeh like this

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Zurich, Switzerland

#fail

nash, crishoni4280, haiden_, dor1316, Moon-D, caileyjay16, the_king and Ms_Ntlebi like this

: A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend... You should worry if she doesn't care.

Reposted from nash

Deanobeerman, nash, haiden_, damovnSA, jonesygirl80, BJcore, styxx, jaybyrd and crishoni4280 like this

Für einen Blick, eine Welt,
für ein Lächeln,
einen Himmel,
für einen Kuss ... ich weiss nicht, was ich dir für einen Kuss geben würde.

#love, #liebe

sonybox, nash, jonesygirl80, Jacob_Dallas, Demetrius and aehmpaeh like this

It's funny how the most random things we think of become so popular

Reposted from kj55

#repost, @kj55

nash, kj55, haiden_, crishoni4280 and ccz6ih like this

one is nine
nine is two
holy god and
holy truth
nine is god
nine to come
nine to breath inside your lungs

#nine

nash, SimonLauper, PaolaChvz and austinsthought like this

@aehmpaeh, #mkay

juneocallagh, Deanobeerman, nash, crishoni4280, PaolaChvz, mellie0707, styxx, Jacob_Dallas and aehmpaeh like this

Ist mir doch egal.

Zurich, Switzerland

#egal

nash, jonesygirl80, austinsthought and aehmpaeh like this

Faust sucht Fresse,
Interesse?

Zurich, Switzerland

#raute

BoldDelight, jmb, boldoctor, upupandaway, Loupi4614, nash, Pesca, jonesygirl80, austinsthought, emma-freitag and 5 others like this

reposted by HireSubject

Kochkurs
20.- CHF

Zurich, Switzerland

@Loupi4614

nash, foenix, makalapua, Loupi4614 and aehmpaeh like this

Minzbonbons mit Maracuja Aroma

Zurich, Switzerland

@aehmpaeh

aehmpaeh and nash like this

Zurich, Switzerland

nash, dor1316, naina_eyez, PaolaChvz, ccz6ih, haiden_ and aehmpaeh like this

The roast of Klaus Kinski

Zurich, Switzerland

#mtv, #theroastof, #kk

MonoGate and nash like this

He is my boyfriend, but I'm not his girlfriend.

Zurich, Switzerland

#truthordare

janem803, sarah_hilliams, haiden_, Snuuzy, ellenicole, abe and Ms_Ntlebi like this

Beim Sex verbrennst du so viele Kalorien wie bei einem 5 Kilometerrennen!

Wer zum Teufel rennt 5 Kilometer in 30 Sekunden?!

Reposted from Loupi4614

Zurich, Switzerland

#repost, @Loupi4614

campino, Parole, SimonLauper, nash, Yakooza and Loupi4614 like this

Ohne Schmerz, liebt kein Herz.

Zurich, Switzerland

#love

aehmpaeh, mehr and little_hippie like this

#cnsrd

Jacob_Dallas and nash like this

#?

boldoctor, poeta, ellenicole, Yakooza, haiden_, Gabbem, abe and avant-garde like this

I only surround myself with people.

#myself

haiden_, Luenchen and makalapua like this

I would challenge my ex to the cement block challenge

Reposted from Jacob_Dallas

campino, haiden_, againandagain and Jacob_Dallas like this

One swallow does not make a summer.

#swallow, #summer

aehmpaeh, Jacob_Dallas, satan, ellenicole, ernstrose, haiden_, Babs_77, SimonLauper, abe and PenSword72 like this

Now go!
I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

#meditation, #sex

Vandala, prubton, santiagolo99, aehmpaeh, BerlinGirl2014, Jacob_Dallas, ellenicole, crishoni4280, Moon-D, Ms_Ntlebi and 4 others like this

Sometimes people are beautiful.

Not in looks.

Not in what they say.

Just in what they are.

#love, #beautiful, @abe

Jacob_Dallas, ellenicole, jonesygirl80, DarrylS, abe, naina_eyez, PenSword72, Ms_Ntlebi, SimonLauper and JodieT like this

Füße hoch, der Witz kommt flach.

@laravanessa___, #flachwitz

campino, jonesygirl80, aehmpaeh, SimonLauper, udid, emma-freitag, ZoJ, Jacob_Dallas and Loupi4614 like this

Karma is like 69. You get what you give.

Reposted from laravanessa___

jonesygirl80, magicalwordsforyou, udid, crishoni4280, Jacob_Dallas, BJcore and valeria like this

I lost you
I need you
I want you
I love you

#I, #love, #you, #lost, #want, #need

Deanobeerman, jonesygirl80, aehmpaeh, PenSword72, Jacob_Dallas, magicalwordsforyou and ccz6ih like this

Don't be racist , hate everyone.

#notoracism, @boldomatic

Luca.Cheers, kontrapoet, zaidsk, santiagolo99, aehmpaeh, BerlinGirl2014, poeta, sarah_hilliams, Jacob_Dallas, A.M. and 4 others like this

reposted by gustavobarata

FOR A NIGHT YOU'LL NEVER REMEMBER.

#night, #remember

sarah_hilliams, Jacob_Dallas, magicalwordsforyou, kj55, crishoni4280 and robi316 like this

Handy kaputt gegangen - so fühlt es sich also an zu sterben...

#hummer

boldoctor, campino, Jacob_Dallas, gbolahan_miles, Loupi4614, bold, Yakooza, Pinkcookie, Luenchen and robi316 like this

thank god
i'm an atheist!

Reposted from anonymous

#like, #the, #original, #bold, #from, @abe

jmb, ljcreative, boldoctor, Nitzush, Jacob_Dallas, crishoni4280, sera_la_dera, Ms_Ntlebi, HeresyIsWeird, jano and 5 others like this

Deanobeerman, Jacob_Dallas, haiden_, Ms_Ntlebi, princessbitch, abe and PenSword72 like this

Schenkt man der Werbung Glauben, dann basiert der Sinn des Lebens auf Anti-Schuppen-Shampoo.

Zurich, Switzerland

#crazyworld

Luca.Cheers, jmb, boldoctor, campino, soene, BerlinGirl2014, polnishchick, Jacob_Dallas, sarah_hilliams, Yakooza and 6 others like this

I'm not saying
you're a slut.

I'm just saying if
your vagina had a password,
it would be 1234.

Reposted from anonymous

Zurich, Switzerland

Luca.Cheers, Aelin, BJcore, samsara, alyssamay, gustavobarata, AliceMckfly.75, prubton, lander, santiagolo99 and 12 others like this

Noch einmal Duschen bis Weihnachten

Zurich, Switzerland

campino, Jacob_Dallas, bold, Babs_77, creatorbeats, jano and emma-freitag like this

Dein Gesicht ist wie ein Turnschuh:

Reintreten und wohlfühlen.

Zurich, Switzerland

#tell, #me, #the, #truth

campino, Jacob_Dallas, Yakooza, creatorbeats, againandagain and emma-freitag like this

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

Zurich, Switzerland

#life, #stupid

polnishchick, Jacob_Dallas, Gabbem, Babs_77, dor1316, Stephanieg215, maritzebill, kewiino, aehmpaeh and robi316 like this

my life.
my choices.
my mistakes.
my lessons.
not your business.

#mylife, #notyourbusiness

MissSpelled, Dwell, zunm, Aelin, daniel8a14, Kush_Le, song4luna, Madalena, BerlinGirl2014, upupandaway and 10 others like this

reposted by Jacob_Dallas and TynaeTriplett

I'm sorry you're a cunt.

Zurich, Switzerland

#konichiwa

ellenicole, Jacob_Dallas, brody, princessbitch, crishoni4280, Moon-D, aehmpaeh and PenSword72 like this

Jacob_Dallas, sarah_hilliams, swaggalishes, A.M. and valeria like this

The day I will stop loving you, is the day, when I close my eyes forever.

#love

DanielBadluck, skyblue99, ohdear, song4luna, naina_eyez, Jacob_Dallas, style3711, Trixinfo, jonesygirl80, swaggalishes and 6 others like this

reposted by swaggalishes and TinaLittle

The dopest ghost
in town.

Zurich, Switzerland

#insane

aehmpaeh, Jacob_Dallas, magicalwordsforyou, domi.vk, PenSword72, robi316 and Ms_Ntlebi like this

He asked me, "What's your favorite position?"

I said, "CEO."

Reposted from MissB

#repost, @MissB

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Manche Menschen sind der lebende Beweis dafür, dass Gehirnversagen nicht unmittelbar zum Tod führt.

Zurich, Switzerland

#insane

MaScho, prubton, BerlinGirl2014, upupandaway, SimonLauper, Jacob_Dallas, MrCrunch, Moon-D, jonesygirl80, maritzebill and 5 others like this

You are my port in the storm.

Begur, Spain

#love

aehmpaeh, Jacob_Dallas, jmax67, PenSword72, alicia13, robi316, Gabbem, misterlab, kj55 and kewiino like this

YESTERDAY IS HISTORY

TOMORROW A MYSTERY

TODAY IS A GIFT

Begur, Spain

#lovelife

tommogirl_679, boldoctor, Jacob_Dallas, PenSword72, ene, magicalwordsforyou, alicia13, bluez.cluez, allisonrae, dor1316 and 1 other like this

YESTERDAY IS HISTORY

TOMORROW A MYSTERY

TODAY IS A GIFT

Begur, Spain

#lovelife

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LIVE IS SHORT
SMILE WHILE YOU STILL HAVE TEETH

Begur, Spain

#liveisshort

Jacob_Dallas, Fridaa, ene, alicia13 and robi316 like this

If you can take her from me,
You can have her,
You've earned her.

Reposted from cybersont

upupandaway, Jacob_Dallas, Fridaa, ene, Lyric2K14, ccz6ih, ikyoulikey, kewiino, robi316 and PenSword72 like this

"Guten Morgen" ist umgezogen. Er lebt jetzt mit "guter Laune" und "schöner Tag" in einem Land vor unserer Zeit.

#gutenmorgen, #gutelaune

quesera, upupandaway, Jacob_Dallas, sarah_hilliams, PenSword72, anonyman, jonesygirl80, little_hippie and robi316 like this

My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.

harlequina, MarcellaA, JulieanneS, eulekauzig, OnlineGuy, JMBis, Ziya, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, EmilyHeller and 57 others like this

reposted by smurfing-it, flolow, invalid, TimBuktu and Boldomatic

G
E
T
H
I
G
H
E
R

Baby

aehmpaeh, Jacob_Dallas, Trixinfo, sarah_hilliams, jonesygirl80, kewiino, PenSword72, ene, Gabbem, dor1316 and 1 other like this

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

#insanity

BerlinGirl2014, Jacob_Dallas, xelliex, baconlover251, AphroditeLadyy, ene and robi316 like this

reposted by AphroditeLadyy and JoAnn

All cats are grey

#cats, #thecure

Jacob_Dallas, baconlover251, robi316, jonesygirl80, ene and PenSword72 like this

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

• Dr. Maya Angelou

Reposted from anonymous

@PenSword72

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boldoctor, Jacob_Dallas and robi316 like this

POOP

People Order
Our Patties

#poop

hcdjcf, sophh, song4luna, kj55, supermom, bold, Jacob_Dallas, kaylababy, robi316, ene and 3 others like this

reposted by Jacob_Dallas

boldoctor, aehmpaeh, Jacob_Dallas, robi316, ene, haiden_ and SimonLauper like this

Männer und ich haben unterschiedliche religiöse Ansichten.

Sie wollen einfach nicht erkennen dass ich eine Göttin bin.

Reposted from little_hippie

@little_hippie

boldoctor, Jacob_Dallas, SimonLauper, little_hippie, jano and sissy_and_bros like this

Es war einmal vor langer Zeit in einer weit, weit entfernten Galaxis....

#starwars

boldoctor and Jacob_Dallas like this

Jacob_Dallas likes this

KINGSTON
LA HABANA
NASSAU
BASSETERRE FREETOWN
CASTRIES
ROSEAU
KINGSTOWN
BRIDGETOWN
PORT-OF-SPAIN
SAINT GEORGE'S

Jacob_Dallas likes this

#internetarroganz

Jacob_Dallas and ene like this

#97, #17

aehmpaeh, Jacob_Dallas, kaylababy, robi316, ene and haiden_ like this

sechs sechs sechs, Drogen, Geld, Gewalt und Sex

Aktion Reaktion

Himmel und Hölle hier und jetzt

#gefuehlestriptease

Jacob_Dallas, jonesygirl80 and Dr.Evil like this

Meine Prognose für das CL-Finale lautet:
Madrid gewinnt!

#cl, #championsleague

Jacob_Dallas, Dr.Evil and Pesca like this

Let's kiss.
Let's fuck.
Let's order pizza.

Reposted from Hannah69

Jacob_Dallas, xelliex, gsmorin1, little_hippie, stephan and ene like this

I smoke to get high
'cause the world is so low

#weekend

MonoGate, bmj, shankarrkn, aproncake, emiledi77, zaidsk, _ATOMIC, perellano, Elephant, daniel8a14 and 23 others like this

reposted by laravanessa___, tearsandbombs, marvingoff, tigerinwhite and iwasatree

UNO auf Kokain
= doppelter Spaß

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