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kathiheger

-Police: 'Knock Knock'
-Me: Who is it?
-Police: It's the Police!
-Me: What do you want?
-P: We just wanna talk.
-M: How many of you are there?
-P: 2
-M: Then Talk to each other

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men use love to get sex. women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza

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Life is tough, get a helmet.

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life is short... eat dessert first

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don't wait for the perfect moment.. take the moment and make it perfect

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Raucher sterben früher

Gamer sterben öfter

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•Lady: Is this my train?

•Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company

•L: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur

•SM: No Madam, I'm afraid it's to heavy

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