A.M.'s Posts

Utopie isch i mim alter verbii!

#Utopia, #Alter

Fire_starter likes this

There're only three people, I can change....

Me, Myself and I.

#From, #A.M, #to, #P.M.

JMBis, Sirskitten, Fame_Accident, perellano, eulekauzig, Ziya, CurrentNobody and swatchUSA like this

reposted by swatchUSA and Sirskitten

Summer songs are an excuse to drink randomly and high amounts of alcohol to numb the pain of repetition and dying brain cells.

#mostannoying

Sirskitten, Batterylife, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTDET
...............!!!!

#mostannoying

Batterylife, Lauffo, Sherry89, UserOne and CurrentNobody like this

Why fall in love. When you can fall a sleep...

#geile, #Zeit

Sirskitten, swatchUSA, gizmo2705, stargater, ThemeSubject, UserOne, Juli7, CurrentNobody and petegutz2 like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

"Living well is the best revenge! "

#A.M.

Sirskitten, Batterylife, traumadid, Convo_Ray, perellano, FrankFilocamo, streetmedic, JodieT, kfasheldon, Fionacatherine and 2 others like this

Am Puls der Zeit, weil mein Herz hier verweilt.

#A., #M.

MaScho, aehmpaeh and misterlab like this

Wenn jeder täte was er wollte, könnte keiner mehr tun, was er will.

Glückskeks Weisheit

#A.M., #Glückskeks, #Weisheit

ernstrose, Hank-the-knife, hanueli and dor1316 like this

Wenn die Ausnahme die Regel bestätigt, muss die Regel Ausnahmen haben.

Glückskeks Weisheit

#A.M., #Glückskeks, #Weisheit

Hank-the-knife, misterlab and dor1316 like this

Neid ist die aufrichtigste Form der Anerkennung.

Glückskeks Weisheit

#A.M., #Glückskeks, #Weisheit

misterlab and dor1316 like this

Bescheidenheit, das schönste Kleid.

Glückskeks Weisheit

#A.M., #Glückskeks, #Weisheit

misterlab and dor1316 like this

Sie sind auf der richtigen Wellenlänge.

Glückskeks Weisheit

#A.M., #Glückskeks, #Weisheit

dor1316 likes this

Verzehrtes Brot ist schnell vergessen.

Glückskeks Weisheit

#Glückskeks, #Weisheit

dor1316 and Authlander like this

Gegen Vertrauen kann man sich nicht stellen.

Glückskeks Weisheit

#Glückskeks, #Weisheit

jmb, misterlab, jaybyrd and dor1316 like this

Du bist mein Zucker. Ich bin deine Seide. Licht bricht in uns dicht. Schritt für Schritt, jucken wir in die endlichkeit.

#A.M., #Zucker, #Licht, #Schritt, #endlichkeit, #liebe

superdryboy, Luenchen and misterlab like this

Hey hesch mer 5 likes für Notschlaff-
stell?

#A.M.

jmb, superdryboy, Luenchen and emma-freitag like this

Es herschte Stille und dein Platz neben mir ist frei. Du seist kurz Zigaretten holen.

Die Stille dehnt sich aus in mir. Ich schreibe und Texte dir nicht. Denn von Abhängigkeit spricht man nicht.
Dabei singe ich:" Du warst noch niemals in New York und auf Hawaii."

Luenchen, -Juliane- and Fionacatherine like this

Tits or destiny?

Sunshine123, aehmpaeh, Campo, ZeepBella, jaybyrd and misterlab like this

A studie has shown, reasons why people, keep longer than 6 seconds eye-contact.

Reason 1: eroticism craving
Reason 2: murder craving

I'm so troubeld
I never can decied between on of them.

#A.M., #sienctific, #Reasearch, #eye, #contac

KosmicKarma, foenix, JodieT, guggigirl, misterlab and jaybyrd like this

Ich kenn die Welt, ich habe sie im Fernsehen gesehen.

Glaub ich weiss wie sich die Erde dreht. Denn ich sah den Globus vom Sofa aus.

Ich fress die nächste Pack Chips und mach eine Cola auf.

#Cola, #Herr, #von, #Grau

JodieT likes this

just for your Information. I'm in Zürich now!

Oetwil, Switzerland

hanueli, dor1316, guggigirl and Sunshine123 like this

I'm awesome! Lovely greetings from your favourite narcissist.

#A.M., #I'm, #awesome

aehmpaeh, meohmy, SourceBlack, guggigirl, Sunshine123, jaybyrd and ZeepBella like this

Back into the dark rabbit whole always deeper and depper. Because I'm a keeper.

#Back, #to, #the, #rabbit, #whole

jaybyrd, BiteSenior, Sunshine123, emiledi77 and petegutz2 like this

Always love it! When an politician, tell the world, how klima works. Ignoring the facts actual scientific research.

#1155, #Paris, #Agreement, #Politician, #scientific, #research, #klima

misterlab, jaybyrd and meohmy like this

I never ever will be forever. Foolishness will be my hangmen.

#A.M., #foolishness, #and, #power

FrankFilocamo, Authlander, misterlab, JodieT, jaybyrd, CleoBe and chocolat like this

Spiel mir das Lied vom Wochenende!

#A.M., #Enrico, #Moricone

MSC, eulekauzig, misterlab, BerlinGirl2014, guggigirl, chocolat, juliettebravo, Luenchen, sarcaSM, jaybyrd and 1 other like this

Walking dead like a zombie. Demon days also called monday.

#A.M., #Demon, #Days, #Walking, #Dead, #Monday

JodieT, Luenchen, sarcaSM, jaybyrd and Authlander like this

I fucking realized, I'm fucking old now. When you fucking hear the fucking youngsters talk about fucking Trainspotting 2 and have no fucking idea what what they fucking talk about because the fucking traiker was so fucking weird. Fucking Bastards.

youtu.be

#A.M., #Fucking, #old, #now, #Trainspotting, @Campo, @aehmpaeh, @jaybyrd

mkereazivirwaa, creatorbeats, FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, Campo, jaybyrd, schnudelhupf, atheist and aehmpaeh like this

Heute wird ein primitiver Abend. Hab gerade einen Primitivo gekauft.

#A.M., #goes, #Wein

emiledi77, Luenchen, Campo, MaScho, schnudelhupf, Pesca, aehmpaeh and foenix like this

Menschen- händler:
Wir bringen sie beruflich weiter.

Campo, weilBaum, emma-freitag, meohmy, emiledi77, creatorbeats, Zariem, jaybyrd and stargater like this

Was ich schon immer wissen wollte. Wenn ein Arzt vögelt, macht er das bis der Arzt kommt?

#A.M., #Flaches, #Wortspiel

niemo, prayer, emma-freitag, Luenchen, jaybyrd, foenix, juneocallagh, stargater and emiledi77 like this

We had the time of our life with screwing things, our self and each other up and down. But now I have to grow up and leave.

So this is Goodbeye my love.

#A.M., #Grow, #up, #I, #had, #to

Lirpae.., Luenchen, purplechill, Authlander, Fionacatherine, foenix, meohmy, jaybyrd, emiledi77, misterlab and 1 other like this

First love, is one of the reasons we all love boobs.

#firstlove

Lirpae.., foenix, ZeepBella, misterlab, purplechill, Luenchen, supermom, Fionacatherine, emiledi77, niemo and 2 others like this

CleoBe, foenix and emiledi77 like this

Lage der Nation:

wahnhaft vs. wahrhaftigkeit

CleoBe, misterlab, foenix, jaybyrd and emiledi77 like this

It's my birthday. It's my 4th boldbirthday. It's my birthday and i need presents...

emiledi77, meohmy, MyM, SourceBlack, misterlab, guggigirl, Sunshine123, jaybyrd, campino and aehmpaeh like this

In hell I will be, in good company!

#A.M.

SarcasticAssO, phuamaxx, yashodhanbhatt, purplechill, meohmy, atheist, JodieT, Parole, emiledi77, MMNK and 5 others like this

under slept and over worked. All I want to do, is hang my self next to laundry.

#laundry, #thank, #good, #exams, #comming, #up, #next, #Fraiday

prayer, emiledi77, JodieT, meohmy, Luenchen, janatinka, Sunshine123, Juli7 and jaybyrd like this

If Donald Trump wins the election. Then is orange the new black.

#Giaccobbo, #Mülller, #Obama, #Trump

Drakonan, agnstthewind, SarcasticAssO, zefrances, eliane, emiledi77, meohmy, juneocallagh, JodieT and niemo like this

never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to a nurse.

Reposted from rosalix

#Follow, #my, #Friend, @rosalix, #New, #on, #Boldomatic

janem803, SarcasticAssO, purplechill, prayer, misterlab, aehmpaeh, emiledi77, FrankFilocamo, rosalix and foenix like this

Luenchen, FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, guggigirl, zefrances, jaybyrd, PenSword72, foenix, DygytAlice and aehmpaeh like this

Und ich sitz schon wieder. Barfuss im Kondom. Du und ich waren schon wunderlich. Und ich träum dabei von Kindern und von dir. Du und ich war zu viel Kondom.

jaybyrd, foenix and emiledi77 like this

Take off your clothes.
I need to talk to you!

janem803, kesangyuden, Zariem, Lirpae.., zefrances, misterlab, jaybyrd, niemo, aehmpaeh, Stokn and 4 others like this

Take off your clothes.
I need to talk to you!

janem803, FrankFilocamo, zefrances and emiledi77 like this

Menschlichkeit wurde nach den den WWWS Kriterien überprüft und für nicht relevant empfunden.

emiledi77 and Blackjackuar like this

Heute sind wir alle hübsch!

FrankFilocamo, Sunshine123, ZeepBella, Blackjackuar and emiledi77 like this

Ich entführ zwei Flugzeuge und flieg sie dir in den Bauch. Vielleicht liebst du mich dann auch.

#A.M.

-Juliane-, Juli7, emma-freitag, foenix, Luenchen, JodieT, Blackjackuar, emiledi77, MMNK and guggigirl like this

The only thing I never get tired of, is pick up fight with myself.

MaScho, emiledi77, FrankFilocamo, Blackjackuar, zefrances and guggigirl like this

The ground attitude by Carl Rogers:

• Congruency
• Empathy
• Insult

#A.M.

emiledi77 likes this

Three angels walked with me and called me Charly.

#Three, #angels, #for, #Charly

foenix, guggigirl, hallowelt and emiledi77 like this

Hallo zusammen ich bin der A.M. und ich bin zu dritt angereist, mit meinen Kettensägen schmerzhafter und Tod.

#Trash, #TV, #The, #Beachlor

BJcore, Luenchen, Blackjackuar, emiledi77, PenSword72, campino and creatorbeats like this

Round 1.

I got these feeling. I already lost and will take every beat, from monday.

#A.M., #Monday, #beats, #me

phuamaxx, jaybyrd, JodieT, FrankFilocamo and emiledi77 like this

She's you tube smart.

#Book, #smart, #was, #yesterday, #A.M.

FrankFilocamo, Blackjackuar, JodieT, emiledi77, ZeepBella, zefrances and SourceBlack like this

If Trump paid his taxes. America had the money to pay for another war in AfIdon'tno whereStan!

#A.M.

Geminisexxii22, Fionacatherine, emiledi77 and Ziya like this

The question is now.

Can the americans vote for Trump or does the IRS finaly their Job.

#A.M., @jaybyrd

Fionacatherine, emiledi77, FrankFilocamo, Ziya and swatchUSA like this

#A.M., #Number, #of, #the, #day, @Fionacatherine

Fionacatherine, emiledi77, FrankFilocamo and swatchUSA like this

INTERNET DO YOUR THING!

#A.M., #shitstorm

janem803, Zariem, emiledi77 and CleoBe like this

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

Reposted from anonymous

#original, #by, #wookie

Smilieangel, mentalitas, phuamaxx, Fionacatherine, Luenchen, FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, sohacosm, Ziya, aana and 1 other like this

Tequilla bottle, locked and loaded to shot at myself.

#Party, #A.M., #Alcohol, #Tequilla

-Juliane-, Luenchen, FrankFilocamo, Juli7, emiledi77, schnudelhupf, aana, foenix, UserOne, misterlab and 1 other like this

So when the devil wants to dance with you, you better say never - because a dance with the devil might last you forever.

#A.M., #dance, #with, #devil

Authlander, FrankFilocamo, purplechill, foenix, jaybyrd, JodieT, DygytAlice, emiledi77 and weekender like this

BLACK IS MY HAPPY COLOUR

#A.M., #Black, #is, #my, #Happy, #Colour

Luenchen, Authlander, Blackjackuar, FrankFilocamo, emiledi77 and jaybyrd like this

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I don't speak human!

youtu.be

@foenix, #one, #of, #my, #favourite, #band

emiledi77, foenix, PenSword72, JodieT, FrankFilocamo, UserOne, Authlander, CleoBe, jaybyrd and BoyNextdoor like this

Life already fucked me today. Who's next, before I stand up and direct my crown?

#A.M., #Fuck, #me, #I'm, #already, #Famous

-Juliane-, purplechill, emiledi77, FrankFilocamo, UserOne, foenix, guggigirl, JodieT, DygytAlice, SourceBlack and 4 others like this

My favourite game is minesweeper. So many possibilities to die.

#A.M., #playing, #Minesweeper

emiledi77, MMNK, phuamaxx, hebdifescht, PenSword72, Luenchen, FrankFilocamo, Stokn, JodieT and Authlander like this

I just thought, I hit rock bottom. But thank god it was just crushed quickice.

Barkeeper one Mojito refill.

#A.M., #weekend, #ends, #when, #we, #say, #so

phuamaxx, FrankFilocamo, Blackjackuar, emiledi77, lindaann, Babs_77, jaybyrd, misterlab and JodieT like this

Where're all these hippies, when suddenly someone needs heartiness, love and sex?

#A.M., #where, #did, #the, #good, #hippies, #go?

AalXZander, FrankFilocamo, Stokn, Authlander, emiledi77, puzzlii, SourceBlack, Luenchen, DygytAlice and jaybyrd like this

Just want to leave this fucking bus station and sleep through the whole journey.

#Just, #waited, #5, #Hours, #for, #the, #nex, #bus

phuamaxx, radufs, tweetybird, Luenchen, LGAC, JodieT, emiledi77, foenix, Fionacatherine, PenSword72 and 4 others like this

Protect me, from what I want!

Protège moi.

sannekke, Shea, silvaharon, purplechill, Blackjackuar, emiledi77, SourceBlack, misterlab, LGAC, Juli7 and 2 others like this

Lasst uns ganz demokratisch einen König wählen.

#König, #ist, #Tod, #lang, #lebe, #der

Lauffo, phuamaxx, digitus, emiledi77, campino, SourceBlack, PenSword72 and Blackjackuar like this

Nightmare before margaritas

@jaybyrd, #another, #Tim, #Burton, #masterpiece

FrankFilocamo, FrankF, emiledi77, misterlab, LGAC, Fionacatherine, PenSword72, lindaann, Ziya and SourceBlack like this

The germans know the only wall, who can't be climbed is the wall in our heads.

#hallucination

Ziya, purplechill, emiledi77, jonesygirl80, jaybyrd, JodieT, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, SourceBlack, juneocallagh and 3 others like this

My Grandma told my once, there're two different kinds of recepies, in our family.

The ones to survive life. Wich I will get on my wedding day.

And the really good ones. Wich I will get on her death bed.

#It's, #a, #year, #now, #since, #grandma, #died, #A.M.

emiledi77, Fionacatherine, lindaann, naebitnae, PenSword72, Ziya, jaybyrd and JodieT like this

Wenn ich meine Arbeitstelle verlasse und 200 Kugelschreiber, 50 Post its, 10 Tesa Filme und 3 Tacker dabei habe, denke ich mir manchmal dass, ich auch eine Karriere in der Wirtschaft hätte anstreben können.

#sozialer, #Haufen, #A.M., #is, #going, #to, #be, #manager, @digitus

Luenchen, Hank-the-knife, foenix, campino, emiledi77 and jaybyrd like this

Welcome Home at Villa Barilla

@dreamworld, @foenix, @nap, @aehmpaeh, @Pesca

foenix, Pesca, nap, dreamworld, Luenchen, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, SourceBlack, PenSword72 and 3 others like this

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CHOPFAB
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#CHOPFAB

mir-jam, Luenchen, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, foenix and aehmpaeh like this

You're my tainted high.

#A.M., #tainted, #love, #high

jaybyrd, PenSword72, emiledi77, JodieT, FrankF, FrankFilocamo and SourceBlack like this

I have superpowers. Every Monday I push the robot mood button till fraiday.

#A.M., #Robot, #mood, @juneocallagh

perellano, emiledi77, Batterylife, SourceBlack, foenix, JodieT, Sunshine123, jaybyrd, juneocallagh, FrankFilocamo and 3 others like this

Endlich bini da. Endlich bini a cho. Bini da.

#Baschi, #specail, #CH, #A.M.

emiledi77, Luenchen and naebitnae like this

I want to get drunk and fuck with you. I want getting old, fat and happy with you.

#A.M., #drunk, #texting, #Züri, #West, #in, #english

purplechill, puzzlii, phuamaxx, JodieT, janatinka, emiledi77, sohacosm, Lirpae.., Luenchen, misterlab and 2 others like this

Aehmpaeh, ich liebe dich auch!!!

#Josi, #Zitat, #irritiert, @aehmpaeh

foenix, emiledi77, sohacosm, jaybyrd and aehmpaeh like this

Chum mir fliege zu dä stärnä. Liächtjohr wit entferne. Irgendwiä wunderbar.

Chum mir loi eus aifach tribä,
richtig wulchä siebä.

Errinnerung an Sinah

#A A.M.

foenix, emiledi77, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

My ethically principels are:

•Head
•Hand
•Chainsaw

#A.M., #ethical, #correctness, #Chainsaw

Lauffo, Shea, foenix, jaybyrd, JodieT, emiledi77, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, aana and Ziya like this

Und wenn sie nicht gestorben sind, dann buffern sie noch heute.

#A.M., #es, #war, #einmal

Shea, emiledi77, AceFuture, SourceBlack and CleoBe like this

Fuck off...

I'm going to villa Barilla where the spaghettis growing on trees and coffee is running down as creek's from the hills.

#VillaBarilla, @dreamworld, @nap, @foenix

Shea, purplechill, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, tweetybird, foenix, JodieT, PenSword72, jaybyrd, emiledi77 and 1 other like this

Life is a soup and i'm a fucking fork

Reposted from anonymous

Lauffo, Shea, purplechill, PenSword72, emiledi77, Luenchen, SourceBlack, annairie, FrankFilocamo, FrankF and 5 others like this

Egal wie viel Mühe du dir gibst... Kettensägen sind die besseren Veganer.

#A.M., #Chainsaw, #Veganer

JodieT, foenix, nap, niemo, PenSword72, jaybyrd and emiledi77 like this

Mafia in züri
unter-
land

Reposted from nap

@nap, @dreamworld, @A.M., @foenix

emiledi77, nap, dreamworld and foenix like this

LAVILLA
BARAZZA

GANG

Reposted from anonymous

jaybyrd, emiledi77, PenSword72, foenix, dreamworld and A.M. like this

Comming soon...
...This late summer... ...Right here ...

VILLA BARILLA with special guest LAVAZZA

#Community, #Post, @dreamworld, @nap, @foenix, #VillaBarilla

FrankF, FrankFilocamo, jaybyrd, emiledi77, PenSword72, A.M., dreamworld and foenix like this

reposted by dreamworld and nap

Pistachio Edition

#A.M.

Fionacatherine, guggigirl, jaybyrd, JodieT, naebitnae, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, Juli7, Luenchen, SimonLauper and 5 others like this

My ghost. Where'd you go?

I can't find you in the body sleeping next to me
My ghost. Where'd you go?

What happened to the soul that you used to be?

youtu.be

#A.M., #listen, #to, #Heasly, #ghost, @PenSword72, @jaybyrd

PenSword72, Shea, emiledi77, JodieT, mir-jam, Luenchen, SourceBlack, jaybyrd and mylisa1970 like this

My chainsaw told me, death is around and I like it.
Chop it up...
Chop it up...

All the extremeties...

#A.M., #likes, #it, #Chainsaw, #met, #the, #Fences, #Because, #you, #want

Shea, JodieT, PenSword72, Luenchen, tweetybird, emiledi77, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, BoyNextdoor, jaybyrd and 1 other like this

Spark up our lights.
Flash up our lights.
Illumize the night.
Jah is by the lightsonic.

youtu.be

#A.M., @PenSword72, #beach, #summer, #drinks

purplechill, Shea, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, emiledi77, leotaillard, JodieT, DygytAlice, SourceBlack, jaybyrd and 1 other like this

Empathy and patience, gains the average nurse, somewhere between the third or 8th coffee during their shift.

#A.M., #nurse, #coffee, #patience, #empathy

Shea, purplechill, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, JodieT, PenSword72, jaybyrd and emiledi77 like this

I'm running from my past, because it's a good way to stay in shape.

#coward, #A.M.

AnaManzana, swatchUSA, sohacosm, JodieT, matembe-53, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, juliettebravo, purplechill, emiledi77 and 5 others like this

The gay's are awesome.

I mean they have parades to get laid. Who wouldn't enjoy that?

BerlinGirl2014, anthonymangham, matembe-53, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, purplechill, meohmy, schnudelhupf, jaybyrd, ZeepBella and 3 others like this

Honestly, is it illegal to order a hitman for yourself?

#A.M., #questions

anthonymangham, purplechill, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, Fionacatherine, emiledi77, jaybyrd, matembe-53, ZeepBella, Luenchen and 3 others like this

I don't need a hero.

I need Wonder Woman!

#A.M.

Ziya, NabylJoiya, purplechill, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, Fionacatherine, emiledi77, Lirpae.., jaybyrd, MyM and 4 others like this

PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE

#A.M., #is, #a, #Tool

MMNK, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, Fionacatherine, jaybyrd, meohmy, PenSword72 and emiledi77 like this

It's a funny post. And you laugh even you don't why.... Maybe it's because it's weekend, you're drunk, horny, the colour of this post or nothing but you laughed.

#A.M., #laugh

phuamaxx, Shea, JodieT, SourceBlack, emiledi77, misterlab, stargater, jaybyrd, lindaann and PenSword72 like this

At these times i don't need an alarm clock. I need a Pikachu with his thundershock to weak me.

#A.M.

anthonymangham, Shea, JodieT, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, jaybyrd and SourceBlack like this

Of course I'm the centre of my univers and the whole worldis spining around me.

But it's okay when you've your own planet.

#A.M., #speaks, #the, #truth

perellano, Shea, JodieT, philipsonn, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, renesbold, emiledi77, Parole, lindaann and 6 others like this

Tinder Freunden schenkt man ein Kondom in der passenden grösse.

#Freunden, #schenkt, #man, #ein, #Küsschen, #A.M.

Shea, emiledi77, niemo, purplechill, PenSword72, meohmy and jaybyrd like this

Boldgirls stay forever young! When they celebrate with champagne and new shoe's.

@Luenchen, #die, #Ursula, #Andress, #der, #Boldgirls, #who, #never, #gets, #out, #of, #style, #HAPPY, #B, #DAY

FrankFilocamo, FrankF, emiledi77, swatchUSA, lindaann, purplechill, naebitnae, PenSword72, shespeaks94, DygytAlice and 4 others like this

Teddy
I'm ready!

#A.M., #fuck, #off, #I'm, #going, #to, #sleep

niemo, PenSword72, emiledi77, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, Lirpae.., meohmy, Luenchen, jaybyrd, DygytAlice and 1 other like this

Thanx for the translation. Tried it and recognized bold was translated with the german word fat.

@bold, @Ziya, @jaybyrd, @dAn, @PenSword72

purplechill, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, meohmy, creatorbeats, JodieT, Luenchen, lindaann, jaybyrd, SourceBlack and 5 others like this

Since Pokemon Go. I'm living alone and searching for three new roomates. Who can play classic board games.

#pokemon

phuamaxx, swatchUSA, CleoBe, Fionacatherine, ManuTiger, JodieT, jaybyrd, purplechill, emiledi77, tweetybird and 2 others like this

Take my hand and we dance until my chainsaw slay you down.

#A.M., #because, #you, #want, #it, #Chainsaw, #omnia

PenSword72, Juli7, emiledi77, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, Shea and JodieT like this

reposted by emiledi77

If I did know. I would end up, on a floor of a bar at the end of the night. I would pay the bartender in advance for two more beers. And call it breakfast.

#A.M., #Thank, #gods, #its, #almost, #fraiday, #alcohol

Juli7, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, Fionacatherine, lindaann, mir-jam, purplechill, PenSword72, emiledi77, LGAC and 4 others like this

Dear Government

I really don't get all secrecy about Black Op's. What's so secret about a surgeon operating in the dark?

#A.M., #Black, #Op's

FrankF, FrankFilocamo, PenSword72, emiledi77, JodieT, meohmy, Ziya, Fionacatherine, DygytAlice, Shea and 1 other like this

Psychopath or sociopath. I really don't wich path I should down.

#A.M., #right, #or, #left, @Fionacatherine

phuamaxx, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, purplechill, emiledi77, meohmy, Ziya, LGAC, Fionacatherine, Shea and 3 others like this

#A.M., #Wunder, #Wunde

PenSword72, Shea, foenix, CleoBe, niemo, naebitnae and emiledi77 like this

Why did I end up to be the bitch of my muse? And why the hell isn't it the other way around?

#A.M., #Muse, #Bitch, #and, #slavery

purplechill, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, SourceBlack, foenix, jaybyrd, naebitnae, emiledi77, shespeaks94 and Shea like this

I'm just coming back to tell you. This account is in summer break right now....

#A.M., #long, #time, #no, #post, #on, #boldomatic

Shea, foenix, Juli7, Luenchen, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, PenSword72, emiledi77, ZeepBella, jaybyrd and 1 other like this

Prevaricain ©
A genuine placebo medication.

•Tested: in more clinical trials than any other treatment.
•Powerful: the standard by wich all other medications are tested.
•Effective: used in the treatment of thousands of ailments.
•Safe: it be given to infants, elderly and pregnant women.

•Warning: may put you off medications with side effects

#A.M., #stranger, #Dr., #Kirsch, #placebo

SourceBlack, Shea, Authlander, emiledi77, Dead.Yeti, Fionacatherine, jaybyrd and Lirpae.. like this

All the others, have so less.
Give me even that!
They don't need it anyway!

#Trump #Brexit #Refugees #or every other human world wide....

#Rammstein, #mehr, #A.M.

Shea, CleoBe, SourceBlack, purplechill, jaybyrd, naebitnae and emiledi77 like this

Kill the beast and eat the forbidden. fruit.

#A.M., #the, #forbidden, #fruit

Shea, CleoBe, SourceBlack, princexiv, purplechill, Lirpae.., Babs_77, emiledi77, Fionacatherine, DygytAlice and 6 others like this

*Spoiler Alert*

My chainsaw and I, do have an awesome time, at the swimmimgpool. It's a bloodbath.

#A.M., #Chainsaw, #summer, #limited, #etdition

purplechill, ene, JodieT, emiledi77, Fionacatherine, hanueli, PenSword72, foenix, meohmy, naebitnae and 6 others like this

Finaly there is money left to burn after 6 months coma.

#A.M., #money, #left, #to, #burn

Shea, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, naebitnae, vladtheimpala, Luenchen and jaybyrd like this

Halfway through a shadow battle, against my past. With just one candel. And it's still burning.

#A.M., #Fuck, #I, #Am, #Crazy, #Dam, #good

Shea, ene, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, Fionacatherine, Luenchen, JodieT, Dead.Yeti, jaybyrd, meohmy and 2 others like this

I went to McDonand's and put $5 on the counter and said surprise me. And all I receive was cheesburger and not any change.

@jaybyrd, #inspired, #by, #jaybyrd

Shea, Batterylife, purplechill, zefrances, naebitnae, emiledi77, phuamaxx, Sunshine123, juneocallagh, ene and 2 others like this

If I wouldn't be to lazy. I would run away from my problems. So I dicided to download temple run two.

#A.M., #problems, #run, #away

Shea, purplechill, emiledi77, naebitnae, Babs_77, radufs, Luenchen, FrankF, FrankFilocamo and locupleto like this

I already drunk Keith under the table. Jaybyrd and Jay's mum are next. When they're all sleeping under the tabel. I going to sleep off my intoxication in declans bed.

#A.M., @jaybyrd, #Keith, #declan, #jay's, #mum, #known, #as, #alcohol, #drinking, #there, #is, #know, #tomorrow

meohmy, naebitnae, JodieT, emiledi77, UserOne, lindaann, jaybyrd, Shea and foenix like this

...And somewhere in all of this dies an owl.

#A.M.

phuamaxx, bold, Dead.Yeti, jaybyrd, Shea, meohmy, PenSword72, niemo, swatchUSA, FrankF and 4 others like this

Eine Kettensäge macht keinen Lärm. Sie schnurrt wie ein Kätzchen und das ist ein Zeichen für mein Wohlbefinden.

#noise, #Kettensäge, #Cahinsaw, #A.M., #Wohlbefinden

PenSword72, emiledi77, Lirpae.., Zariem, niemo, kuchekesha and Luenchen like this

The standing ovations my butler gives my every morning is little bit over the top.

#noise, #first, #world, #problems

Ziya, JodieT, dor1316, MyM, jaybyrd, juneocallagh, ZeepBella, meohmy, FrankF, FrankFilocamo and 1 other like this

Today I've learned so much about drugs and side effects. That's why I've decided. I never will get sick again. Until I die, in 90 year or so....

#A.M., #Health, #is, #subjectiv, #sickness, #and, #continium

Ziya, meohmy, JodieT, SimonLauper, TheBlackRose, Fionacatherine, naebitnae, mylisa1970, FrankF, FrankFilocamo and 4 others like this

I thought a lot about how I can tell you this nicely. The point is, I just can say you're a stupid egomaniac asshole. But honestly I put a gift wrap paper around it and decorated with glitter and a bows. So you can't be mad about it.

#A.M., #constructive, #kritique, #glitter, #egomaniac, #asshole, #mad, #heart, #alcohol

PenSword72, phuamaxx, Fionacatherine, Ziya, meohmy, kaylababy, emiledi77, DygytAlice, UserOne, jaybyrd and 1 other like this

Telling the truth or my opinion . Isn't only my duty, it's also my birthright.

#A.M., #inspired, #by, @PenSword72

Ziya, meohmy, emiledi77, UserOne, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, dor1316, naebitnae, foenix, jaybyrd and 4 others like this

Wenn du Wasser magst.

Magst du mich schon zu 70% Prozent.

#A.M., @DJZoJ, @Ziya, #Wasser

boldoleo, KevinJonHall, campino, emiledi77, upupandaway, Luenchen, Lirpae.., DJZoJ, emma-freitag, Ziya and 3 others like this

Wir sind uns bewusst. Das wir uns verletzen. Wir lassen unsere Mauern fallen aber nur soweit, das es uns nicht ernsthaft verletzt. Wir sagen diese Dinge, weil wir wissen das es den anderen verletzt. Wir setzen dazu ein wiedersprüchliches lächeln auf und begründen unsere Erkenntniss damit das es nur zum besten ist oder der Entwicklung dient. Und dann nennen wir es konstruktive Kritik.

#A.M., #konstruktive, #Kritik

Luenchen, Smilieangel, PenSword72, Parole and emiledi77 like this

Expectation is a bitch. Who is always looking forward to get drunk.

#A.M., #Expectation, #Alcohol, #drunk

FrankFilocamo, FrankF, purplechill, lindaann, savior-vivre, emiledi77 and Luenchen like this

Turn me on or turn me off. And I will pretend I still don't care.

#turnoff

Campo, debby87, phuamaxx, somachmers73, hanueli, naebitnae, lindaann, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, hallowelt and 13 others like this

You would be awesome Person. If your low IQ not always wouldn't muck and fuck around with your EQ.

#A.M., #EQ, #vs, #IQ, @jaybyrd

debby87, purplechill, Luenchen, siegrain, lindaann, emiledi77, abe, jaybyrd and foenix like this

My dear friend don't expect guidance and support to end your relationship with my ex-girlfriend.

#turnoff, #A.M., #you, #lost, #your, #Manhood, #a, #long, #time, #ago

purplechill, Luenchen, Zariem, kaylababy, emiledi77, DygytAlice, abe, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, Dead.Yeti and 2 others like this

I ride toward the sunset because freedom comes with no luggage and strings attached. So this is goodbye.

#suitcase, #A.M., #so, #this, #is, #goodbye

savior-vivre, meohmy, emiledi77, purplechill, MyM, siegrain, Authlander, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, Shea and 7 others like this

When I go to holiday my suitcase, looks inside, like an empty ship container. On the way back. I swear, the same suitcase. Is not bigger than fanny bag for dwarfs.

#suitcase, #A.M., @Luenchen, @eliane, #you, #know, #that, #problem

eliane, MyM, JodieT, jaybyrd, Fionacatherine, Luenchen, lindaann, juneocallagh and niemo like this

From the bottom of my heart. All I can give you, is blood.

#A.M., #from, #the, #bottom, #all, #I, #can, #givr, #you, #is, #blood

JodieT, zefrances, jaybyrd, Luenchen, meohmy, Dead.Yeti and PenSword72 like this

Mr. Trump, why are there so many foreign countries in the rest of the world?

#A.M.

Juli7, Stokn, niemo, Luenchen, Fionacatherine, jaybyrd, meohmy, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, DygytAlice and 4 others like this

With this team spirit and under these circumstances. Everything what helps now is a team bondage session.

#A.M., #Team, #Bonding, #Session

FrankF, FrankFilocamo, jaybyrd, PenSword72 and naebitnae like this

They don't want me to bring to rehab. And I said Oh, No, No. I'm too late for work...

#A.M., #thank, #good, #it's, #Sunday

abe, jonesygirl80, PenSword72, jaybyrd and juneocallagh like this

Wenn schon Alkohol dann mit Multivitaminsaft. Man kann halt nicht immer gesund.

#A.M., @aehmpaeh, @jonesygirl80

moonlight1311, campino, Luenchen, niemo, jonesygirl80 and aehmpaeh like this

Dope, indication, dose, side eddects & contraindication

Fuck google must think I'm a drug addict....

#A.M., #learning, #drugs

meohmy, naebitnae, lindaann, purplechill, Dead.Yeti and jaybyrd like this

My new dream profession would be a bouncer in the hottest club in the city. Dressed as Gandalf, I would scream at all ugly customer's: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

#lotr, #begandalf, #BeingGandalf, #A.M.

naebitnae, purplechill, abe, Fionacatherine, jonesygirl80, Luenchen, jaybyrd and lindaann like this

Us em lächli gits es bächli

#A.M., @Campo

niemo, emiledi77, Campo and Luenchen like this

From my widget I know its raining outside and the current time. When I look out the window I see it raining. Fucking Nature! Can't even tell me the time.

#A.M., #grey, #in, #all, #day, #long

emiledi77, niemo, misterlab, abe, Luenchen, zefrances, jaybyrd, UserOne, PenSword72 and meohmy like this

You are as diehard as they come!

youtu.be

#A.M., #hatebreet, @jcbatesy

lau, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, zefrances, PenSword72, emiledi77, princexiv, jcbatesy, Fionacatherine, meohmy and 1 other like this

Did found your soul on tinder and recognized you're exchangeable.

#A.M., #Tinder

jonesygirl80, emiledi77, Bettydent, abe, Luenchen and jaybyrd like this

...And you will find me by the trail of the death. ...And you will know me by the soundtrack of my life from Korn - Dead Bodies Everywhere, which I always sing. When my Chainsaw and I are happy.

#A.M., #and, #Happy, #Chainsaw, #because, #you, #want, #it

jonesygirl80, guggigirl, PenSword72, Luenchen, Ziya, abe, emiledi77, jaybyrd, JodieT and zefrances like this

I dream of a day when it's all gone away.
And the sun is shining bright.
I dream of a day when it's all gone away.
But dreams are for night.

Don't tell me that it's over
My revenge just begun.

#revenge, #Amy, #and, #I

purplechill, moonlight1311, Lirpae.., jaybyrd, abe, Luenchen, kuchekesha, Ziya and misterlab like this

The fruit "revenge" grows best. When love turns into hate. And get spiced up, with reckless self destruction. Until the fruit explodes.

#revenge, #A.M.

matembe-53, tweetybird, Luenchen, niemo, emiledi77, lindaann, Authlander, PlumaaTeam, DygytAlice, PenSword72 and 2 others like this

Alle Beziehungen scheitern. Spätestens wenn einer stirbt.

#A.M., #Sterben, #Beziehungen, #Relationsship, #scheitern

PenSword72, flashlight, Luenchen, niemo and emiledi77 like this

I don't know why the Americans have this fake votes. When the world knows we have President Pesca

#A.M., #Boldfamily, @aehmpaeh, @foenix, @Pesca, #President

barbaresco, emiledi77, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, Pesca, kaylababy, JodieT, zefrances, aehmpaeh and jaybyrd like this

Engel und Dämonen existieren. Wenn nicht, dann zuletzt in unseren Köpfen, jedes einzelnen.

#A.M., #Engel, #und, #Dämonen

emiledi77, Luenchen, niemo and PenSword72 like this

Stelle dir mal vor. Irgendwo im dunklen Wald steht eine Frau allein. Jetzt Stell dir mal vor es stehen ein Mann und eine Frau allein im dunklen Wald. Jetzt sei ehrlich? Wer hat an eine Einsame traurige Frau gedacht und wer hat bei dem Mann und Frau an ein Liebespaar oder etwas Gedacht?

Weil die Vorstellung, Stimmung, Erfahrung unsere Bilder im Kopf macht.

#Gedankenexperiment, #kommentiere, #deine, #Gedanken, #A.M.

emiledi77 and Luenchen like this

You want to have a nice time?

Send my narcissism, to watch himself, in the mirror. And we have fun for hours...

#Narcissism, #mirror, #fun, #alcohol, #A.M.

Lanelle, niemo, Fionacatherine, shespeaks94, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, kaylababy, PenSword72, meohmy, guggigirl and 4 others like this

Should I call me smooth operator now? Honestly my chainsaw, gives a shit...

@bold, #hey, #awesome, #Job, #on, #the, #personality, #check, #Bold, #HQ

Sunshine123, Luenchen, zefrances, JodieT, jaybyrd, niemo, PenSword72, Fionacatherine, guggigirl, lindaann and 3 others like this

Ich bin nicht okay! - Aber du bist es auch nicht!

#Transaktions, #Analyse, #Scherzhaft, #Mut, #zur, #Lücke

purplechill, Udid2.0, Sunshine123, PenSword72, Lirpae.., mylisa1970, Campo, ZeepBella, kuchekesha, niemo and 2 others like this

I should give me more foothold. I should hold on to something. All my head does is spinning around this soft core / hardcore porn called californiacation.

#A.M., #s, #tribute, #to, #RHCP, #californiacation, #great, #sonf, #album, #drugs, #alcohol

meohmy, emiledi77, Fionacatherine, PenSword72, lindaann and jaybyrd like this

Why should I wear pants. When all I want to have is a raw stonewashed g-spot.

#gstar, #raw

meohmy, Udid2.0, Dar.G, Campo, Fionacatherine, z.m, jaybyrd, Dead.Yeti, Ziya, lindaann and 2 others like this

It's always gonna be. Sour grapes with you, boy. Until you get right with Jesus. And Jesus get right with you. Amen

#A.M., #sour, #grapes, #pusicfer

matembe-53, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, jaybyrd and emiledi77 like this

reposted by matembe-53

Thank you that you told me. You're always build your own opinions based of your own Impressions of somebody. All these impressions leads to. I didn't treat you the way you deserve. And when I ask for an examples. You can't give me any situation, because it hurts somebodies feelings?
HONESTLY THANK YOU!!!

#Thank, #you, #for, #nothing, #and, #Fuck, #of, #Honestly

purplechill, jaybyrd and emiledi77 like this

wank me trough
it...

#good, #old, #times, #with, @abe

abe, Udid2.0, Luenchen, foenix, lindaann, Babs_77, emiledi77, Ziya, FrankF, FrankFilocamo and 1 other like this

Just that you know: I took a pill at home. Took me nowhere.

#A.M., #took, #a, #pill, #in, #Ibiza

swatchUSA, Udid2.0, Francisca21, Luenchen, foenix, lindaann, Babs_77, guggigirl, emiledi77, meohmy and 1 other like this

My Animal spanks out the honesty of you...

@UserOne, #honestly, #would, #I, #mix, #up, #Bugs, #Bunny, #in, #it, #be, #a, #fetish

PenSword72, emiledi77, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, lindaann, Ziya and jaybyrd like this

Heya hab schon länger nicht mehr an dich gedacht. Darum schreibe ich dir jetzt...

#A.M.

Sunshine123, Lirpae.., foenix, niniel, Luenchen and PenSword72 like this

Did you know there exists a really beautiful country called, I don't give a fuck with a village, called I don't care. You should move and make living there.

#didyouknow

Francisca21, Lirpae.., Lauffo, zefrances, emiledi77, purplechill, Luenchen, Ziya, ruhip, PenSword72 and 2 others like this

Today when I woke up. I had this request to kill. So I killed coffee, breakfast and my workday and did go back to sleep. I love to kill.

#Kill, #A.M., #we, #love, #sleep, #coffee

purplechill, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, JodieT, lindaann, zefrances, Ziya, niemo, jaybyrd and PenSword72 like this

Heute gabs in der Kantine fast Zürcher Kettensägen geschnetzeltes a la A.M.

#Weil, #ihr, #es, #wolltet!, #A.M.

seppowitch, jonesygirl80, lindaann, foenix, niemo, Luenchen and PenSword72 like this

Therapist in a hospital is the best Job ever. You're always around nurses and you get paid to listen to other people secrets.

#therapy

phuamaxx, jolak, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, nathii, Fionacatherine, Authlander, niemo, Luenchen, guggigirl and 2 others like this

Schnellster App Test:

App: Jodel
Dauer: 5 Minuten
App für Scheisse befunden und gelöscht.

#Jodel, #Boldomatic, #in, #langwilig.

Arisa, aehmpaeh, Luenchen, foenix and niemo like this

No, I'm still to young for a home purchase saving contract!!!

#A.M., #Generation, #Contract, #we, #need, #to, #talk, #Politicans

meohmy, JodieT, PenSword72, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, sis, aana, lindaann, zefrances and jaybyrd like this

Our generation will animate our grandchildren to drink and smoke, like hell to save our retirement provision.

#A.M., #Generation, #Arragment, #Alcohol, #and, #Drus, #for, #Money

Lirpae.., meohmy, sis, Fionacatherine, aana, lindaann, zefrances and jaybyrd like this

Wenn ich Geld hätte würde ich ein GA für meine Tasche kaufen. Nur um die alten Menschen zu ärgern.

#A.M., @aehmpaeh, #Hier, #sitzt, #schon, #meine, #Tasche.

Lirpae.., aehmpaeh, z.m, renesbold, bold, niemo, dreamworld and Luenchen like this

Honestly you don't have to like it. You have to love it, to rub it, to squeez and sometimes to slap it. But you don't have to like it...

@jaybyrd

janem803, Luenchen, Ziya, MyM, lindaann, guggigirl and jaybyrd like this

Fairy tale hours in the name of terrorism with uncle Whats App. Feels just like an on going piss take...

#politics, #Backdoors, #NSA, #Patriot, #Act, #Snowden, #Terrorism, #fals, #privacy

Fionacatherine, sis, dor1316, PenSword72, Ziya, JodieT, aana, lindaann and jaybyrd like this

Zürich
14:00 Boldomatic Boardmeeting in session!

#Boldtreff, #8.0, @aehmpaeh, @Pesca, @dreamworld, @Loupi4614, @againandagain

Loupi4614, nap, foenix, _Nathalie_, againandagain, PenSword72, aehmpaeh, phuamaxx, purplechill, Luenchen and 5 others like this

Namastay away from me chocolate!
I had more then enough.

#nomnom

phuamaxx, purplechill, Authlander, JodieT, jaybyrd, lalimenoartee, WordNerd, Luenchen and lindaann like this

Es gibt solche Idioten, die selbst beim illegalen downloaden. Nach Fair Trade download`s suchen!

#A., #M., #illegale, #Downloads, #organisiere, #meine, #Musik, #Daten, #neu.

niemo, lindaann, campino and Luenchen like this

Ich hab heute den Osterhasen im Supermarkt gesucht und gefunden.

#A.M.

campino, swatchUSA, niemo and Luenchen like this

So I'm finished drunk posting. Next on my to do list prattle and scream at all of my ex girlfriends. And tell them, what they're missing.

#A.M., #to, #do, #list, #alcohol, #drunk, #psoting, #ex, #gf, #girlfriend

Lieutenant, phuamaxx, JodieT, jonesygirl80, Luenchen, Ziya, mir-jam, PenSword72 and lindaann like this

Sometimes life is like a Christina Aguilera song unnecessary cheese & too long. Until the close come off and it's getting dirty. And all I want is for you to be a fighter.

#A.M.

phuamaxx, JodieT, guggigirl, Luenchen, ruhip, mir-jam and jaybyrd like this

I think I will enter a Boldomatic contest next week and not win! Just that you know.

#A.M., #will, #enter, #a, #Boldomatic, #Contest, #next, #week, #since, #long, #time

janem803, JodieT, guggigirl, Luenchen, niemo, mir-jam, dor1316, misterlab, PenSword72, aehmpaeh and 1 other like this

The reason Netflix doesn't do cutbacks is they know we binge watch there shows no matter what.

@PenSword72, #I'm, #trough, #Netflix, #binge, #watch, #can't, #wait, #OITNB, @jaybyrd

jonesygirl80, Babs_77, locupleto, kaylababy, ruhip, niemo, meohmy, lindaann and jaybyrd like this

Da hat man einmal aufgehört Medikamenten Inhaltsstoffe zu büffeln und angefangen einbisschen TV zu schauen und was läuft im TV??? Medikamenten Werbung!!!!

#Work, #Life, #Balance, #im, #Arsch

Babs_77, renesbold, niemo, Luenchen, swatchUSA and Parole like this

Im Hintergrund des Buses, höre ich ein Kind schreien und toben. Im Vordergrund höre ich eine Kettensäge und dann stille...
Na, geht doch!

#inspired, #by, #swr, #3, #commedy, #Kettensäge, #Chainsaw, #because, #u, #want, #it

niemo, renesbold and campino like this

Come closer girl.
You know,
you're no stranger in my dreams.

#A.M.

janem803, niniel, happyheart, Authlander, jaybyrd, Luenchen, JodieT, niemo, Lirpae.., PenSword72 and 1 other like this

lifted and put in a new dress. Pretty awesome for an old hooker like Roxanne.

youtu.be

@jaybyrd, @PenSword72

PenSword72, aana, JodieT, meohmy, Authlander, Krimi63 and jaybyrd like this

They told me the way I manipulate and pull the strings it's almost like Francis Underwood. Biggest compliment ever!

#House, #of, #Cards, #Season, #Start

avant-garde, Lirpae.., meohmy, guggigirl, Authlander, PlumaaTeam, lindaann and jaybyrd like this

You're a fashion victim at day with dreams at night to be finaly somebody.

#A.M., #poor, #fashion, #victims

PlumaaTeam, JodieT, lindaann, nash, Parole, Luenchen, tweetybird, Sunshine123, aana and jaybyrd like this

Gossip is best, when it`s like an orgasm, screwed all over a place.

#gossip

tweetybird, Luenchen, meohmy, abe, savior-vivre, phuamaxx, foenix, PenSword72, jaybyrd and niemo like this

Foolishness is going to be my executioner!

misterlab, tweetybird, meohmy, abe, PenSword72, jaybyrd and lindaann like this

I take the same shit, you do but I call it alcohol.

#A.M., #Amsterdam, #just, #with, #alcohol

PenSword72, sis, tweetybird, MMNK, meohmy, misterlab, abe, dreamworld, Lirpae.., kaylababy and 5 others like this

Das steht jetzt im Internet für immer.

#A.M., #wo, #stehts, #im, #Internet

aehmpaeh, dAn, eule10012, Lirpae.., pasquale85, dreamworld, laravanessa___, Sunshine123 and Luenchen like this

Das steht jetzt im Internet für immer.

#A.M., #wo, #stehts, #im, #Internet

Was sind das für egozentrische Eltern die ihre Kinder Leonie und Leonard nennen. Nur weil sie die abkürzung Leo noch cool finden. Lass dir sagen es sind die selben, die sich dann keiffend und ächzend durch den zug schreien LEONARD!!!!

#Neulich, #im, #Zug, #A.M.

aehmpaeh, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

You're my bloody, dead and funny valentine. Your looks are laughable.
Unphotographable.
Yet you're my favorite work of art. Don't change a hair for me. Because you can't. My funny valentine.

#cupid

PenSword72, zefrances, locupleto, juneocallagh, Luenchen and Ziya like this

Wenn mis einzige Talent isch naiv z'sii. Verlüri zumindescht nid s'vertraue i anderi.

#Dialog, #mit, #sich, #selber

Babs_77, Lirpae.., niemo and Luenchen like this

This year. Keep the champagne and music running. And have a good time. Like they did in the movie Titanic.

#save2016

KevinJonHall, JodieT, PenSword72, meohmy, AceFuture, sarcaSM, hensch, Lirpae.., sis, aehmpaeh and 4 others like this

La mi doch naiv sii!

#A.M.

aehmpaeh, suingomat, puzzlii, guggigirl, Luenchen, swatchUSA, foenix and niemo like this

The story about actually like a Miley Cirus song. Follow the link...

youtu.be

@PenSword72

PenSword72, foenix, Lirpae.. and jaybyrd like this

ICH BIN EIN HOT DOG!

A.M. Kennedy

#myluckydog

niemo, Luenchen, Lirpae.. and juneocallagh like this

Was ich schon immer wissen wollte. Kann ein zeugungsunfähiger Mann eine Trauung bezeugen?

#A.M., #Kinderkrankheiten

MaScho, foenix, lindaann, Luenchen, Lirpae.. and niemo like this

Die Liebestexte und Treueschwüre sind dem Alltag gewichen. Die einzige Metrik in unseren Texten liegen zwischen den abzusprechenden Tätigkeiten welche den Status Quo gestalten. Mit der Folge, dass die Kinder gebildet, sozial integriert und genährt sind. Nachts liege ich oft neben dir wach. Ich vermisse diese Zeit. Ich vermisse dich. Ich schreibe dir diese Nachricht und zwischen dem Zeilen. P. S. Ich liebe dich!

#A.M., #Wir, #sind, #beide, #hier, #in, #den, #Hüllen, #von, #uns, #selbst

aehmpaeh, muriel16, Smilieangel, foenix, mizim, Demetrius, MMNK, Lirpae.., Luenchen, juliettebravo and 1 other like this

reposted by muriel16

Yes, I drink coffee, just for the taste. Black & without sugar, on every weekday at anytime.

#A.M., #Coffe, #Addiction, @PenSword72, #Dark, #and, #Darker, @foenix, @aehmpaeh, @tweetybird, @Lirpae..

Teme, MaScho, Krimi63, Luenchen, MyM, mylisa1970, abe, kaylababy, hensch, Lirpae.. and 2 others like this

I need coffee, ritalin, adrenalin and an another weekday!

#This, #Monday, #susck, @foenix

hensch, JodieT, foenix, dAn, MaScho, mariechen_xo, Smilieangel, _Nathalie_, UserOne, aehmpaeh and 6 others like this

Manchmal ist Liebe auch Opposition!

#Opposition

hensch, Lirpae.., aehmpaeh, PenSword72, niemo and Luenchen like this

#A.M.

hensch, kaylababy, jonesygirl80, MaScho, Luenchen and Krimi63 like this

Ihr möget recht haben und trotzdem unrecht verehrte Kämpferin des Lichts. Schwarz ist die Farbe des ruhen und des bösen. Es ist die abwesenheit von Licht in anwesenheit von Dämonen und Teufel. Die im Licht geblendet wären. Sie beginnen im schwarzen zu sehen und tanken ihre kraft um im Schatten ihre arbeit zu verrichten. Nur ein wahrer Meister seiner Künste wird im Licht nicht von seines gleichen und Menschen erkannt.

@aussi-girl90, #Schwarz, #black

hensch, PenSword72, niemo, aussi-girl90 and Luenchen like this

External motivation - is the bubble in the mind of others.

#Addiction, #Therapie

hensch, Parole, Ziya, zefrances, jaybyrd and juneocallagh like this

Two feets standing on a principle.
Two hands digging in each others wounds. Cold smoke seeping out of colder throats.

Darkness falling, leaves nowhere to move.

youtu.be

#A.M., #listen, #to, #daughter

JodieT, zefrances, Dar.G, meohmy, Sunshine123, lindaann and Lirpae.. like this

Fremd- motivation ist die Seifenblase in den Köpfen der anderen.

#Addiction, #Therapie

hossi, jaybyrd, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

I hate this I said, I said situations with me!

#A.M., #He, #said, #she, #situation

dor1316, jaybyrd, hallowelt, lindaann, Sunshine123 and UserOne like this

Sometimes my teddy and I. We say fuck you to the world and get back to sleep.

#adulthood

dor1316, bold, lottadrama, lindaann, PenSword72, Campo, Authlander, JodieT, Lirpae.., campino and 7 others like this

We don't need Identity Checks on Boldomatic. You know I'm real. When I did effective destroyed your door with my chainsaw.

#A.M., #I'M, #real

Qball, PenSword72, MyM, Krimi63, niemo, jaybyrd, Luenchen, Sunshine123 and shespeaks94 like this

Ich glaube die AGB würde man echt lesen wenn sie mit Bildern erklärt werden würden.

#A.M.

Smilieangel, hensch, Krimi63, savior-vivre, _Nathalie_, Sunshine123, Luenchen and niemo like this

Abrakadabra Ficken!

Ein Magischer Moment für uns alle.

schnudelhupf, savior-vivre, Sunshine123 and DJZoJ like this

Manchmal wenn ich vor dem PC sitze. Frage ich mich wie lange es echt noch geht bis der PC mich ausschneidet und ich in den Zwischenspeicher verloren gehe?

#A.M., #bring, #the, #thunder

savior-vivre, Sunshine123, Luenchen, niemo and DJZoJ like this

There was more violance in my hood, than adult ever will be in my adulthood.

#adulthood

guggigirl, lindaann, Krimi63, Lirpae.., kaylababy, Qball, WordNerd and Luenchen like this

Let me tell you how god works. He sees you loving life to much. He will find a way to humble you. It might be a flat tire or it might be cancer. But it's comming.

#How, #god, #works

silvaharon, Lirpae.., zefrances, Qball, Sunshine123, jaybyrd and MMNK like this

I must have super powers. Every morning I just have seconds to defeat the bothering alarm clock and get back to sleep.

Every evening I'm spend hours to get my alarm clock functional and the search for a new hiding place.

#hero

Qball, Lirpae.., lindaann, Smilieangel, guggigirl, JodieT, diane.b, Luenchen, swatchUSA and jaybyrd like this

You wanna be a hero for just one day. And I'm will be the devils voice in your head forever!

#hero

guggigirl, muriel16, ZeepBella, Lirpae.., Deborah.A, zefrances, Sunshine123 and Qball like this

You're the person I love. You're the one I want to grow old with. You're the one, I want to trash talk my kids. You're the only one I want to do wheelchair races in our rest home. You're the only I can imagine to spend all this time with you and never get bored. You're my person. You're my Friend.

#hero, #best, #friend

54comments, ene, Fatima14, nathii, dor1316, Demetrius, Lirpae.., guggigirl, UserOne, aussi-girl90 and 9 others like this

#blackedition

lindaann, locupleto, juliettebravo and madamx like this

When your asking yourself why does it always rain ball sleeves on you. You should probably make sure, you don't push the trigger.

#blackedition, #A.M., #for, #Peace, #Limited, #Edition, #as, #a, #good, #Person

whipssmarts, meohmy, Batterylife, lindaann, Sunshine123, madamx, Krimi63 and MMNK like this

Du bisch de wurm zu mim bitschgi. Überflüssig aber vorhande.

#wieder, #ch, #Düütsch

Pesca, emma-freitag, Krimi63, guggigirl, meohmy, foenix, Luenchen and niemo like this

Hab einen 3 Königskuchen allein gegessen.

Überaschung: "ICH BIN KÖNIG!"

#A.M., #is, #King

pland, KnightofSIAL, guggigirl, Lirpae.., Krimi63, wipkinger, niemo, swatchUSA, MMNK, Smilieangel and 1 other like this

Black is the only lightness-
gradation, who tries to match my soul.

#blackedition

PenSword72, guggigirl, Lirpae.., porsche86, muriel16, MMNK and Luenchen like this

secretly BBC Inside

#blackedition

PenSword72, JodieT, diane.b, Campo and muriel16 like this

Lost myself in my own Mindmap

MMNK, pasquale85, avant-garde, jonesygirl80, locupleto, Krimi63, Stokn, diane.b, JodieT, Lirpae.. and 5 others like this

During these holidays, I started binge watching my life on Netflix. Suddenly when I realized it's a drama. I had enough.

#A.M., #Netflixe, #Live, #Life

lonelywolf, MMNK, jonesygirl80, Stokn, jaybyrd, madamx, Lirpae.., BerlinGirl2014, juneocallagh, 1956 and 6 others like this

When you follow me. You have to know there is a fine line between reality, illusion and hallucinations. In the end everything is about the reality, the drug and the antidote. So Pinocchio choose the role I picked for you life and dance in circles trough my never ending world.

#A.M., #hide, #and, #seek

madamx, Lirpae.., meohmy, zefrances, guggigirl, Luenchen, lindaann, PenSword72, WordNerd and jaybyrd like this

So erster Vorsatz gehalten. 30 Minuten nicht geraucht.

#A.M.

Lirpae.., DJZoJ, guggigirl, pasquale85, ZeepBella, wipkinger and Krimi63 like this

Let me guess 2016 will be same life, same shit but different!

#A.M., #Happy, #New, #Year, #to, #all, #of, #you, #guys, #Boldfamily

madamx, KnightofSIAL, diane.b, meohmy, ZeepBella, WordNerd, Lirpae.., MyM and emma-freitag like this

Irgendwie ist es lustig den Trend zu verfolgen das gewisse Personen mit ihren Eltern auf Facebook nicht befreundet sein wollen. Aber die Eltern andauernd als Whats App Profilbild hinhalten müssen.

#A.M., #mir, #ist, #da, #mal, #was, #aufgefallen

Krimi63 and Lirpae.. like this

Morrigan ancient crone of war.
I see your face, I'll cry no more.
Morrigan ancient crone of war
come lift me on your wings.

Morrigan ancient crone of war
I hear your voice, I'll breathe no more. Morrigan ancient crone of war come set my spirit free!

#A.M., #Morrigan

zefrances, misterlab, shespeaks94, sohacosm and 1956 like this

I need a lifesaver! Because the forces may not be with me...

#A.M., @aehmpaeh, #starwars, #star, #wars

madamx, KnightofSIAL, Lirpae.., Luenchen, sohacosm, Krimi63, lindaann, aehmpaeh, meohmy and jaybyrd like this

reposted by madamx

Happy Christmas to all of you guys have a good time! Drink a lot and don't kill any of your relatives. Because it's going to fuck up your next christmas.

#A.M., #christmas

Lirpae.., dor1316, Sunshine123, Tanascha, JodieT, zefrances, fruitgarden, misterlab, jaybyrd, guggigirl and 4 others like this

We won't stop until, somebody calls the cops.

And even then, we'll start again and just pretend that. Nothing ever happened!

#A.M.

ernstrose, JodieT, lindaann, jaybyrd, maritzebill, Luenchen, Lirpae.. and eliane like this

I tell my love to wreck it all.
Cut out all the ropes and let me fall.
My right in this moment this order's tall.

I told you to be patient
I told you to be fine
And I told you to be balanced
And I told you to be kind

youtu.be

#A.M., #Likes, #Bon, #Iver, #and, #skinny, #love

sohacosm, JodieT, zefrances, phuamaxx, Sunshine123, lindaann, Lirpae.., Krimi63, DygytAlice, PenSword72 and 1 other like this

Barkeeper nochmals das selbe spiel.

#A A.M., #Die, #Reise, #eines, #reisenden, #dank, #an, #einen, #Reisenden.

fruitgarden, Sunshine123, DJZoJ, guggigirl, Lirpae.. and lindaann like this

Neonlicht an. Zu Hause bin ich nirgends. Jeden Tag in einer anderen Stadt. Immer wechselnde Menschen, in den gleichen Sitzungsräumen. Alles was sich ändert ist die Bar am Abend im schimmer Licht. Ich fühl mich innerlich leer und kalt mit abgeflachtem Affekt im Neonlicht bin ich steril. Barkeeper nochmal das selbe Spiel

#A.M., #die, #Reise, #des, #Reisende, #ein, #dank, #an, #Freund

fruitgarden, lindaann, Sunshine123, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

Ein Toast auf das Leben, und seine Verführungen und Lügen, die uns umgeben.

#A.M., #Aufs, #Leben, #und, #ich, #mag, #den, #Gedanken, #an, #etwas, #doch, #bin, #nicht

Sunshine123, puzzlii, Lirpae.., jonesygirl80, Luenchen, Babs_77, foenix and Krimi63 like this

Irgendwie sind Leute in meinem Alter irgendwie weg. Keiner kommt raus zu spielen oder um die Häuser zu ziehen.

#A.M., @dreamworld, @Luenchen, #Leute, #in, #meinem, #Alter

Sunshine123, MaScho, sandy_396, DJZoJ, Lirpae.., mizim, Krimi63, SimonLauper, KnightofSIAL, maritzebill and 1 other like this

Today I did on myself a Glasgow Coma Scale test. Result was: I'm really deep in comatose.

#A.M., #GCS, #Coma, #Monday

janeh, radufs and Lirpae.. like this

I am not the guy for make up sex. Honestly I never saw the fun in powdering my genitals and sex.

#A.M., #Make, #up, #sex

janeh, JodieT, foenix, DJZoJ, haiden_, Lirpae.., MyM, meohmy, radufs, Luenchen and 3 others like this

I recognized to developing myself. I just have to processing life. Thank God, nobody is counting the amount of alcohol I need during the process.

#A.M., #Coping, #Strategies, #Alcohol

janeh, phuamaxx, JodieT, haddock, misterlab, haiden_, Lirpae.., meohmy, radufs, lindaann and 4 others like this

Anatomie ist per Definition die Lehre des erkennen wann ein Mensch zum Arzt gehen muss.

#A.M., #Anatomie, #schmerz, #empfinden, #von, #Krankheit

janeh, Luenchen, swatchUSA, DJZoJ and Krimi63 like this

Nüchtern betrachtet ist der Boden der Tatsachen einfach nur beschissen lallte er und bestellte nochmals ein Glas.

#Alkohol

Sunshine123, GaylrdSprFckr, fantastisch, creatorbeats, KnightofSIAL and Luenchen like this

Wer sagt Männer können kein Multitasking. Hat nicht bemerkt wieviele Probleme sie gleichzeitig jonglieren können ohne dabei die halbe Welt zu informieren.

#Multitasking, #und, #wir, #veralgemeinern, #hier!

DJZoJ, seppowitch, puzzlii, Luenchen and guggigirl like this

Um das zu besprechen brauchen wir einen Gruppenchat!

#Motto, #dieses, #Semester, #finaly, #Gruppenchat, #nummer, #23, #ist, #tot

guggigirl, classy_cassie, swatchUSA, Dhicky, DJZoJ, Krimi63, Luenchen and KnightofSIAL like this

Liebe Fr. Dr. Luenchen Sommer Ist ein Knutschfleck krebserregend?

#Fr., #Dr., #Luenchensommer

jaybyrd, juneocallagh, guggigirl, Romansp, DJZoJ, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

ER IST WIEDER DA!

Lirpae.., DJZoJ, Claudio, pasquale85, mylisa1970, Luenchen and campino like this

Hat das warten ein Ende?

Ist er ENDLICH wieder da?

#Ich, #glaub, #er, #ist, #wieder, #da!

Lirpae.., pasquale85, juliettebravo, puzzlii, DJZoJ and Luenchen like this

Liebe Fr. Dr. Luenchen Sommer

Kann ich beim bolden schwanger werden?

#Fr., #Dr., #LuenchenSommer, @Luenchen, @guggigirl, @haddock

InYourFace, Lirpae.., DJZoJ, campino, eule10012, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

All I want is cuddle, play with your toys in your attic and saw you in pieces with my chainsaw.

#A.M., #because, #you, #want, #it, #chainsaw

lucy-fer, zefrances, Qball, Lirpae.., Luenchen, jaybyrd and DygytAlice like this

reposted by lucy-fer

My shower thoughts today actually circling around the theory of interpersonal relationship by H. Peplau and how good warm water is.

#showerthoughts

zefrances, meohmy, Qball, MyM, DygytAlice and jaybyrd like this

I'm sure when I put down all my green, on black the color of my soul. I would win all the gold in the world right now.

#A.M., #Bad, #Luck

juneocallagh, meohmy, phuamaxx, lindaann, Lirpae.., Qball, JodieT, mehr and jaybyrd like this

Since today I know. It's pretty damn stupid to glue a bomb between my hands and take the remote between my teeths. In the worlds most publicly filled places.

#Hey, #its, #was, #me

janeh, DygytAlice, lindaann, jaybyrd and JodieT like this

De Pluto wird vo Forscher gmobbt.

#Degradierung, #Pluto, #nicht, #mehr, #grosser, #Planet

lucy-fer, Juspit, jonesygirl80, Luenchen and dreamworld like this

Know your enemy it's possible he has a chainsaw.

#A.M., #chainsaw, #know, #enemy, #RATM

janeh, haiden_, zefrances, lindaann, MyM, JodieT, Qball, jonesygirl80, DygytAlice, UserOne and 4 others like this

Show me your habits, and I going to tell you, if my therapist can live with it.

#trickortreat, #because, #thenmost, #ugliest, #charakters, #stay, #behind, #faces, #masks, #und, #walls

KosmicKarma, janeh, haiden_, perellano, zefrances, Qball, PenSword72, Luenchen, _ATOMIC, Lirpae.. and 8 others like this

Without Boldomatic I would use my chainsaw to kill people in another social network.

#A.M., #Chainsaw, #because, #u, #want, #it, #or, #need

janeh, Lirpae.., PenSword72, eule10012, JodieT, jaybyrd, guggigirl, jonesygirl80 and Qball like this

Mann wüsste es doch zu gerne mit welchen problemen eigentlich Eichendielen dealen.

#A.M., #gebt, #acht, #sie, #sind, #unter, #uns, #die, #Fussböden

Luenchen and lindaann like this

So liebi Mami's jetzt höred doch mal uf euri Chind z'desinfiszieren!

#Liebi, #Mamis, #Hygiene

MaScho, UrsusUssersihl, guggigirl, puzzlii and niniel like this

Du wirst heute Verliebgewaltig!

#Motto, #des, #Tages, #für, #Nadine

Lirpae.. likes this

Siri asked my professor, if he can repeat it, because she didn't understand him.

#True, #Story, #one, #of, #my, #student, #friends

perellano, janeh, Qball, jaybyrd, Lirpae.., MyM, UrsusUssersihl, locupleto, PenSword72, Luenchen and 1 other like this

Since I fall in love. Everything is awesome, and finally, I can listen to break up songs again.

#Love, #and, #Breakupsongs

janeh, JodieT, phuamaxx, Qball, jaybyrd, Lirpae.., guggigirl and Luenchen like this

Handwerker Tipp 88

Wer mit der Kettensäge sägt, ist schneller beim einfrieren.

#Kettensäge, #because, #you, #want, #it, #Handwerker, #Tipp

Juspit, Lirpae.., Luenchen, hallowelt and Krimi63 like this

Nichts bringt Menschen näher zueinander, als ...

Kabelbinder

Reposted from A.M.

#A.M., #eine, #Erinnerung, #an, #ZoJ

nita_23, guggigirl, Lirpae.., Krimi63, mir-jam, campino and Luenchen like this

Da will mann sich einmal Abends hinsetzen und den Schulstoff repetieren, und was passiert? Es gibt Hausauf- gaben....

#Wut, #grenzenlose, #Wuuuuuut

prayer, Krimi63, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

The concept of school was always odd to me. Since I have to learn all the concept of Ericksons, Peplau, Rogers, Casey and Roper and whatever the other dudes call them selves. I would say I like the concept of work.

#A.M., #concept, #of, #everything

janeh, Krimi63, Lirpae.. and purplechill like this

Dear God you got it all wrong. Take my issues not my drug!
AMEN

#sugar, #A.M., #all, #about, #the, #drug, #zip, #what, #make, #us, #feel, #we, #finaly, #end, #up, #on, #sunny, #side, #of, #coin

janeh, phuamaxx, Lirpae.., purplechill and jaybyrd like this

nd rgndw ght fr n Mnsch d snn f nr ncht hr!

osully, Krimi63 and Yakooza like this

Christ is comming, so am I, with my horns and my chainsaw.

#A.M., @satan, #Chainsaw, #because, #you, #want, #it...

bold, UserOne, Luenchen and jaybyrd like this

You're one of those. Who would on a trip advisor a stay in Haven commented with: "expected different" and rate the journey with one star.

#A.M., #back, #on, #bold

Qball, Lirpae.., Batterylife, MyM, meohmy, jaybyrd, shespeaks94 and Luenchen like this

Boldology the sience of posting nonsense in colored dyed

janeh, Raeca, justdaly, timothy21, phuamaxx, misterlab, Lirpae.., jaybyrd, pasquale85, purplechill and 4 others like this

Duuu bisch dosch breeeiiit wie en Geischt!

#Freundin, #von, #unserem, #Praktikant

hanueli and Lirpae.. like this

Everything will be just super awesome. If it isn't, is it the guilt of others.

janeh, Lirpae.., Luenchen, creatorbeats, BerlinGirl2014, Batterylife, WordNerd, jaybyrd and lindaann like this

Weil die Kriese der normal zustand ist. Hab ich den besten Job der Welt.

#letzter, #Arbeits, #Tag

BerlinGirl2014, PenSword72 and Lirpae.. like this

When you want to know the whole truth of being a nurse. Follow the link!

m.huffpost.com

#the, #honest, #nurse, #nurses

PenSword72, Lirpae.., Jamille, bold and Luenchen like this

You got under my skin. My chainsaw got under yours.

#because, #you, #want, #it, #chainsaw, #love.

janeh, fruitgarden, Qball, jaybyrd, Luenchen, Lirpae.., Batterylife and shespeaks94 like this

If it's your first, second or thousandth date. I hope it's your last.

#firstdate

janeh, Raeca, JodieT, Qball, Luenchen, Batterylife and shespeaks94 like this

Tausche Apfel gegen Hirse!

#A.M., #Hirse, #MI4I

emma-freitag, hensch and Luenchen like this

Fools like me, always dancing on the abysses edges. That's why we never lose our hustle! Come and dance with me or try to push me down.

#A.M., #the, #fool

JodieT, PenSword72, zefrances, Qball, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

Since I stopped using streaming apps. I discover, I had a pretty awesome music taste.

#A.M., #streaming, #app, #music, #taste, @PenSword72

janeh, radufs, Lirpae.., Batterylife, kfasheldon, zefrances, lindaann, aana and mehr like this

Verzell en schwank us dim läbä!

@puzzlii, @puzzliiwiä

Lirpae.., lindaann and Loupi4614 like this

Dear candidate Why should you promise me something, when all I care about is my fame, getting richer and all my lunch and hooker bills get paid by the government?

#electionpledge, #nzztoolbox, #bunga, #A.M.

janeh, radufs, PenSword72, llamabat, zefrances, lindaann, Qball, aana and JodieT like this

Men are guilty of everything. Since Eve forced Adam, to eat from the forbidden Fruit.

#A.M., #I'm, #not, #guilty

janeh, radufs, timothy21, JodieT, phuamaxx, lindaann, Lirpae.., 5owali, meohmy, jonesygirl80 and 8 others like this

Jeder Single hat ihn, den einen bekannten. Der mit allen deinen zukünftigen Tinder dates auf Facebook befreundet ist.

#A.M., #tinder

lindaann, jonesygirl80, aana and SimonLauper like this

The only language I speak, is the language of love, learned in dictionary called Kamasutra.

#urbandictionary, #A.M.

puzzlii, zefrances, phuamaxx, Qball, dannyzee and Lirpae.. like this

Are the search results new in alphabetic order since google call themselves Alphabet?

abc.xyz

#urbandictionary

zefrances, sandy_396, Qball, Lirpae.. and PenSword72 like this

Since I watched a YouTube video called: "How to crave a Halloween pumpkin." I'm not just a surgeon any more. I'm an artist.

#plasticsurgery, #A.M.

janeh, jonesygirl80, radufs, SimonLauper, phuamaxx, lindaann, Qball, timothy21, Vandtastic, Jamille and 3 others like this

Every time I want to see something funny. I watch this.

youtu.be

A.M., Lirpae.., izzi, PenSword72, meohmy, NukeSkywalker and SimonLauper like this

Yes, I will snicker you the rest of my life.

#A.M., #Snickers

Qball and ManuTiger like this

Most of the time my job interviews got out off control while I sang: "That's way we do it. Money for nothing and chicks for free."

youtu.be

#jobinterview

phuamaxx, eule10012, Qball, meohmy, Luenchen, haddock and DygytAlice like this

Ich glaub es geht nicht mehr lange. Bis Facebook und der Staat, verlobungen und vermählungen vereinfachen.

In dem nur noch die engsten 200 Freunde den Beziehungsstatus akzeptiert müssten.

#A.M.

Aelin, eule10012 and swatchUSA like this

What a wicked game to play, to make me feel this way What a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you What a wicked thing to do, then to cut you in two.

youtu.be

#A.M., #because, #you, #want, #it, #chainsaw

janeh, vishal, WordNerd, timothy21, Qball, zefrances and Proceline like this

The only strip I do, is the comic strip.

janeh, misterlab, phuamaxx, MyM, Qball, Lirpae.., radufs, haddock, shespeaks94, timothy21 and 1 other like this

Aues wird eis u dra¨it sich im Kreis.
U lo¨st sich wieder uf u flu¨gt drvo.
U landet irgendwo genauso wies isch cho. Alles wird eis u dra¨it sich im Kreis.
U was gross isch gsy wird chly.
Mir go¨ verlore u verbi.

aussi-girl90, lindaann, Parole, swatchUSA, juliettebravo and webnic like this

Aues wird eis u dra¨it sich im Kreis.
U lo¨st sich wieder uf u flu¨gt drvo.
U landet irgendwo genauso wies isch cho. Alles wird eis u dra¨it sich im Kreis.
U was gross isch gsy wird chly.
Mir go¨ verlore u verbi.

swatchUSA likes this

I'm sure Tom Hanks really really don't want me.

* Really really, no suffering here Tom.*

youtu.be

#A.M., #is, #bugged, #by, #Carly, #Rea, #Jepson

zefrances and haddock like this

Your fucking turning point has always to be 300 miles behind the point of no-return.

#turningpoint

janeh, phuamaxx, Batterylife, Qball, timothy21, mng, avant-garde and Luenchen like this

Hey just that everyone knows. Christmas coming up soon.

#A.M.

janeh, timothy21, hallowelt, sandy_396, JodieT, lindaann and sarcasm_only like this

Our sarcasm is locally grown at dark nights, hand-picked. That's why our posts are bitter sweet on the outside and dark black on the inside. So there is no room for concentrates and additives.

Our sarcastic posts are darker than our soul's.

@sarcaSM, @sarcasm_only

janeh, zefrances, Lirpae.., sarcasm_only, eule10012, Qball, dor1316, JodieT and avant-garde like this

Nachdem ich ein Fuckademiker geworden bin. Mach ich anschliessend ein Fucktikum. Ohne jegliche Bezahlung und finde es toll Kaffee zu Kochen.

#A.M.

sarcasm_only, eule10012 and DonSpaccafurnu like this

Was ich schon immer wissen wollte. Was passiert eigentlich mit den restlichen Geisteswissen-schaftler die in der Wirtschaft keinen Platz mehr hatten.

#A.M.

MaScho, puzzlii, sarcasm_only and _Nathalie_ like this

Um den Montag fröhlicher zu gestalten jubelt jetzt jeder 3 mal:

"HURRA ICH BIN EIN FRÖHLICHER HOMOSAPIEN!!!"

#A.M., #macht, #was, #gegen, #Montag

puzzlii, sarcasm_only, PenSword72, jonesygirl80, pasquale85, Krimi63, Aelin and _Nathalie_ like this

Ich erschlag euch mit einem 7 Kilo Handkuss.

#A.M.

5owali, sarcasm_only and foenix like this

Sufjan Stevens, after all the shit we went together.
I still love you.

youtu.be

#A.M., #sufjan, #steven, #chicago

phuamaxx, jaybyrd, sarcasm_only, PenSword72, lindaann and haddock like this

These days when I would launch a band I would call it RAGE AGAINST HUMANITY.

#A.M., #Know, #your, #enemy, #wake, #up, #or, #bullet, #in, #head

janeh, timothy21, foenix, Babs_77, swatchUSA, jaybyrd, lindaann and sarcasm_only like this

In my really best behavior. I'm just like him.

#awkward, #dad

Viciouse31, Lirpae.., 5owali, Luenchen, creatorbeats, Krimi63, JodieT, Qball, meohmy, sarcasm_only and 2 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

One reasonable explanation for blood, sweat and tears is when a chainsaw is cutting your extremities off.

#A.M., #because, #you, #want, #it.

Lirpae.., Krimi63, Luenchen, meohmy, Proceline, shespeaks94, UserOne, lindaann, sarcasm_only, SteveBob and 1 other like this

A.M. is now following you!

so proud!

Reposted from puzzlii

#i've, #got, #the, #best, #followers, #&, #friends, #including, @aehmpaeh

Lirpae.., jonesygirl80, annairie, Luenchen, phuamaxx, shespeaks94, UserOne, sarcasm_only, SteveBob, Qball and 4 others like this

Info an alle:

Wir sind jetzt das Bold Gremium!
Gleich bleibende Tonlage...

@foenix, @Loupi4614, @SimonLauper, @Babs_77, @aehmpaeh, @Pesca, @emma-freitag, @puuzzli, @dAn, @bold, @hebdifescht

foenix, Loupi4614, Pesca, Luenchen, sarcasm_only, aehmpaeh, puzzlii, Yakooza, Babs_77, guggigirl and 1 other like this

I'm probably transitioning in a werewolf or sleep it off. Please leave a massage after the beep.

#funniest, #voice, #mail, #ever, #A.M.

perellano, 54comments, radufs, phuamaxx, Qball, lindaann, Ms_Ntlebi, guggigirl, shespeaks94, eule10012 and 7 others like this

I don't meat vege-tarians!

#meat

radufs, mylisa1970, swatchUSA, PenSword72, Ms_Ntlebi, eliane, UserOne, sarcasm_only, foenix, Luenchen and 1 other like this

truth will out!

#A.M.

sarcasm_only, Qball, guggigirl, UserOne, PenSword72, shespeaks94, mesdanash.b, WordNerd and lindaann like this

#A.M.

Qball, guggigirl, PenSword72, shespeaks94, mesdanash.b, WordNerd, lindaann and sarcasm_only like this

Oh can't you see.
Holding on to my heart.
I bleed the taste of life.

youtu.be

@PenSword72, #massive, #song, #still, #after, #7, #years

janeh, mesdanash.b, StellaStella, lindaann, haiden_, belma., Batterylife, eule10012, JodieT, sarcasm_only and 1 other like this

A.M hat bei ebay.ch den PR verantwort-lichen von galaxus.ch verkauft.

#sie, #sind, #überall

Lirpae.., lindaann, guggigirl, Luenchen, avant-garde and sarcasm_only like this

I left in the hope there is enough space for me in the freezer.

#A.M.

xo.kels_, WordNerd, niniel, Qball, lindaann, mir-jam, Luenchen, Lirpae.., ajkanes, JodieT and 4 others like this

Es gibt Tage an denen man vor lauter Freude Menschen mit der Kettensäge zersägen will.

Und es gibt Tage an denen tut mans einfach.

#Kettensäge, #A.M., #weil, #ihrs, #so, #wolltet, #03.06

z.m, guggigirl, hallowelt, aussi-girl90, jonesygirl80, Blueberry, Akatrine, sarcasm_only, Luenchen and Smilieangel like this

They choose between the red pill and the red pill. All I was offering was the truth.

youtu.be

#A.M., #The, #red, #and, #pill, #wolf, #in, #sheepskin, @PenSword72

z.m, guggigirl, haiden_, swatchUSA, foenix, sarcasm_only, meohmy, zefrances, Qball, Luenchen and 1 other like this

Tomorrow I will sell my soul. Since they have no idea, they can't buy a devils soul.

#3.6.2015, #I, #take, #wahts, #mine

edwin_vkbyvk, radufs, UserOne, guggigirl, lindaann, avant-garde, sarcasm_only and zefrances like this

Lookatmeyah!

We will survive you!

#togetheragainstleukemia

MyM, Jamille, Qball, sarcasm_only, foenix, antonia1, PenSword72 and Luenchen like this

That moment when you think your plane will crash. And, you just hope for the best you didn't crash on a tropical island and getting attacked polar bear. You should watch more TV.

#A.M., #Lost, #plane, #crash

phuamaxx, Qball, meohmy, zefrances, sarcasm_only, Lirpae.., MyM, UserOne, jaybyrd, guggigirl and 4 others like this

How come? People who are screaming they have your back always stands in front of you.

#A.M., #How, #come, #back, #people

janeh, zefrances, meohmy, sarcasm_only, Qball, A.M., Lirpae.. and PenSword72 like this

Ob die FiFa, nach der Konferenz noch einen Tschau Sepp Jass klopft ist unklar.

#A.M., #Tschau, #SeppBlatter, #FiFa

LNbold, sandy_396, emma-freitag, Campo, hensch, juliettebravo, Luenchen and sarcasm_only like this

It feels like I'm locked up in heaven. And, it's scaring the hell out of me.

#Take, #that, #BrunoMars, @PenSword72

janeh, Proceline, phuamaxx, belma., PenSword72, eule10012, _ATOMIC, antonia1, meohmy, MaScho and 6 others like this

#rocky, #horror, #pictures, #show, #chainsaw

guggigirl, zefrances, Qball, Babs_77, sarcasm_only, _ATOMIC, eule10012, WordNerd, jaybyrd and Luenchen like this

I guess this contest. Is Susy's way, to tell you guys. You should take out the molded and rotten stuff out of the fridge.

#cockroach, @bold, @dAn, @hebdifescht, @janineyvette, #Boldomatic, #HQ

phuamaxx, radufs, bold, _ATOMIC, eule10012, Luenchen, guggigirl, _Nathalie_, UserOne, PenSword72 and 5 others like this

Little demons who came just out of hell to spread fear on the world.

Reposted from Luenchen

#Like, #the, #original, #repost, #from, #Luenchen.

janeh, phuamaxx, anbu, sarcasm_only, bigbat101, UserOne, lindaann, Luenchen, shespeaks94 and MyM like this

Crawl under my skin! Crawl in my brain! Consume me! Since I already infected with paranoia.

#cockroach

eule10012, lindaann, phuamaxx, Qball, bigbat101, MyM, UserOne, Luenchen, Dhicky, JodieT and 2 others like this

#A.M.

hensch, haddock, Qball, zefrances, annairie, WordNerd, mademoiselle98, sarcasm_only and PenSword72 like this

I dream of P.M.
Those dreams that tie two hearts,
that will never die.

And near the flames
The shadows play in the shape of the brother's desire.

#A.M., #all, #that, #remembers, @P.M., @PenSword72

Lirpae.., jonesygirl80, Proceline, Qball, JodieT, 5owali, sarcasm_only, guggigirl, Luenchen and PenSword72 like this

Behind every doctor stands a nurse with a baseball bat. That's why doctors have bedside manners.

#manners, #yes, #the, #do, #and, #they, #can

jeve, izzi, Qball, zefrances, _ATOMIC, juneocallagh, sarcasm_only and Babs_77 like this

Don't even try to bitch up. Since you can't stand a force of nature like me!

#Dramabitchqueen, #has, #spoken, @PenSword72, @Babs_77

WordNerd, Qball, PenSword72, zefrances, SteveBob, juneocallagh, MyM and sarcasm_only like this

Lady it's called bedside manners because we left the manners a side the bed.

#manners, #rude, #girl, #and, #boy

foenix, radufs, Qball, SteveBob, Batterylife, Lirpae.., lovemychouchou, sarcasm_only, eule10012 and PenSword72 like this

Fickt euch doch alle mal selber. Ich hab frei und gute Laune.

#A.M., #in, #good, #mood, #everyone, #can, #spit, #my, #soup.

Romansp, Babs_77, jonesygirl80, puzzlii, guggigirl, mesdanash.b, dreamworld, bold, juneocallagh, sarcasm_only and 1 other like this

#A.M., #Instant, #-, #wann

hensch, sarcasm_only, PenSword72 and lindaann like this

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

Making diner for some unwelcoming guests.

#A.M.@pensword, @jaybrd, #shakespear, #making, #diner, @PenSword72, @jaybyrd, @alexiski, @MyM

phuamaxx, meohmy, againandagain, Qball, jaybyrd, MyM and sarcasm_only like this

Who's getting scared now?
Tell me how does it feel?

It feels so good, from where im standing!

www.youtube.com

#Fun, #with, #Imogen, #Heap, @pensword, @jaybrd, @PenSword72

nancyellouise, guggigirl, Luenchen and sarcasm_only like this

#A.M., #friday, #night, #in, #a, #bar, #ordering, #baklava

jolak, soon, zefrances, sarcasm_only, guggigirl, JodieT, jonesygirl80, InYourFace, ZeepBella, MyM and 1 other like this

reposted by InYourFace and abu1238

They told me I shouldn't ask girls on a date. If they had a problem when the relationship went wrong. I cut them in pieces withe my chainsaw. Cause it freaks people out. So much about honesty in a relationship's.

#A.M., #Chainsaw, #you, #ask, #for, #it, #honesty, #in, #relationship

UserOne, zefrances, Qball, lindaann, Babs_77, Lirpae.., Luenchen and sarcasm_only like this

reposted by aesthboldquote

Can't wait till I NOT WIN this contest.

#kimye

clouds, hensch, zefrances, Jamille, McKenna0115, Batterylife, BerlinGirl2014, guggigirl, 5owali, ZeepBella and 7 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA

According to my account balance. It's for 15 days, the 24th of this month.

#A.M., #underpaid, #and, #overfucked, @Luenchen

Luenchen, makalapua, PenSword72, jaybyrd, avant-garde and sarcasm_only like this

Most of the time, between two drinks. This awkward feeling of emptiness and being unfulfilled. Does really just mean. Dude your glass is empty.

#A.M, #in, #between, #two, #full, #glasses

janeh, izzi, radufs, phuamaxx, ZeepBella, stebo, zefrances, Qball, MyM, JodieT and 6 others like this

Attention the internet will be closed tomorrow because of a holiday.

#A.M., #Feiertag

Doha, janeh, Mattie7, izzi, zefrances, Batterylife, Qball, Lirpae.., dAn, Babs_77 and 8 others like this

The way some people socialize, in front of other people, is it like a rape. I just wait they get over with their stuff.

#A.M., #sone, #people, #juat, #over, #stepping, #the, #line.

janeh, zefrances, phuamaxx, Lirpae.., Babs_77, Cheweik, sarcasm_only, Luenchen and Qball like this

When my girlfriend saw a spider. She screams: "dead spider walking, the mile." Guess who is the executioner?

#A.M., #dead, #spider, #is, #walking, #the, #green, #mille

radufs, Babs_77, sarcasm_only, jaybyrd, Qball, meohmy, MyM, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

The red wedding in the novel "Game of Thrones" was inspired by the wedding of Kimye.

#kimye, #wesdding, #oficial, #qoute, #frome, #martins, #twitter, #account.

z.m, DomHansson, jaybyrd, sarcasm_only, WordNerd, mir-jam and JodieT like this

When my co workers pull out my headphones out of my ears. They suck out the life directly out of my veins.

#A.M., #at, #work

radufs, llamabat, naina_eyez, JodieT, juneocallagh, MyM, sarcasm_only, WordNerd, Luenchen, SteveBob and 3 others like this

Your life is just interesting, when you can upload it to wikileaks.

#wikileaks, #interesting, #life, #blow, #the, #whistle, #dude

radufs, naina_eyez, MyM, sarcasm_only and Luenchen like this

I'm a Moby godamn Dick and right now you're swimming in my waters

@avant-garde

janeh, radufs, StellaStella, MyM, phuamaxx, WordNerd, sarcasm_only, meohmy, guggigirl and jaybyrd like this

Seeing a peanut is like thinking at Snickers. Thinking at Snickers is like thinking at you guys.

@Lirpae.., @kj55

mademoiselle98, ZeepBella, foenix, Lirpae.., sarcasm_only, Gabbem, jaybyrd, kris and Luenchen like this

You can be the king and take one boring step after another. While I'm the lady dancing all over the chess board screwing my royal household.

#boss, #domination, #submission, #office, #affairs, @MyM

CurrentNobody, CastielsHoney, jarvies01, stews, brazilgirl101, catmilkempire, BadGirlSwagger, Rhyt, McKenna0115, GreenMucki and 25 others like this

reposted by Luenchen, NEBRASKA and aesthboldquote

Was bisher geschah...

#A.M., #Hörspiel

fruitgarden, sarcasm_only, juneocallagh, swatchUSA and Luenchen like this

Coffee is a nice to have. When are you getting, your daily morning highs, from intravenous adrenalin shots.

#A.M., #Coffe, #adrenali, #high

YVIC, radufs, Lirpae.., zefrances, sarcasm_only, lindaann, ruhip, mehr, phuamaxx and Dhicky like this

Sometimes after a hard night shift. I feel like a vampire. Until I drink 200ml blood.

#A.M., #bloody, #night, #shift, #vampire

z.m, radufs, sarcasm_only, haiden_, lindaann, niniel, Luenchen, MyM, jaybyrd and Lirpae.. like this

Don't take me to church. It just will end like Kill Bill 2, except for a fully loaded chainsaw.

#A.M., #Ihr, #habt, #es, #ja, #so, #gewollt.

radufs, zefrances, sarcasm_only, haiden_, lindaann, jaybyrd, Lirpae.. and WordNerd like this

Since the invention of Headphones. It's harder for homeless people to survive.

#A.M.

radufs, mademoiselle98, haiden_, bigbat101, zefrances, Qball, llamabat, sarcasm_only and Luenchen like this

Porn is like a fairytale. Everyone has a happy ending.

#A.M.

janeh, radufs, BerlinGirl2014, mademoiselle98, phuamaxx, WordNerd, Gabbem, againandagain, zefrances, dreamworld and 4 others like this

Where does the worst band play?

Three doors down.

z.m, mademoiselle98, MyM, sarcasm_only, guggigirl, pasquale85, Luenchen, wookie and bigbat101 like this

Falls Swisscom einen neuen Namen sucht. Würde ich Sugar vorschlagen. Die Verkäuferinnen in den Stores wären dann die Sugarbabes.

#A.M., #Suger, #Sugarbabes, #Saltgate, #salt

z.m, xolani, sven01ch, hedwigg, soon, Lirpae.., hallowelt, sarcasm_only, _Nathalie_, nathii and 3 others like this

Morgen ist Tag der Arbeit. Um den Feiertag geniessen zu können. Schickt doch eure liebsten zur Arbeit.

#A.M., #be, #social

hedwigg, soon, hallowelt, sarcasm_only, swatchUSA, Pesca, Luenchen, campino and Yakooza like this

Yesterday, I got a friendship request in real life. I turned it down. Seriously who does that anymore?

#A.M.

janeh, z.m, hedwigg, soon, Lirpae.., JodieT, llamabat, avant-garde, aana, Batterylife and 8 others like this

Heldenplätze werden echt nur selten besetzt.

#A.M.

soon, Lirpae.., sarcasm_only and emma-freitag like this

Ich dachte weich aber Sandmänner kämpfen immer grün und erlöschen geduldig.

Lirpae.. and sarcasm_only like this

During a date I update my date. Now she's eating bugs.

#A.M., #update, #bugs, #date

guggigirl, 2schaa, jaybyrd, Lirpae.., Ms_Ntlebi, avant-garde and sarcasm_only like this

Convicted for plagiarism theft. Go directly to Jail.

DO NOT PASS "GO" DO NOT COLLECT 2 K BOLDNESS PIONTS

#For, #another, #2, #K, #you, #don't, #get, #completely, #smashed, #up, #by, #the, #Russian, #Mafia, #A.M.

janeh, zefrances, jaybyrd, piyushkohli96, sarcasm_only, swatchUSA and juneocallagh like this

You may say I'm a dreamer.
But I'm not the only one.
Imagine a world without Yoko Ono.

#newnormal, #inspire, #ono, #yoko

PenSword72, jonesygirl80, Proceline, zefrances, swatchUSA, valeria, sarcasm_only, jaybyrd, Qball, juneocallagh and 3 others like this

Du bisch de Qoban vom Dienst!

#A.M., #Qoban, #von, #dienscht.

sarcasm_only and juneocallagh like this

It's Monday just pick a random insult and feel insulted. And, get the fuck out of here.

#A.M., #Monday, #insults

janeh, Batterylife, Ms_Ntlebi, WordNerd, aana, sarcasm_only, radufs, MyM, avant-garde, adrienne_13 and 2 others like this

I bi salt zu dim Orange
Saft!

#A.M., #CH, #Telecom, #provider, #change, #his, #name, #from, #orange, #to, #salt

bold, sarcasm_only, fruitgarden, Luenchen and pasquale85 like this

*

I am a creature of the night.

Reposted from aimeelouise

Blueberry, jaybyrd, Lirpae.., Ms_Ntlebi, llamabat, jonesygirl80, ulvepigentinke, MyM, lindaann, niniel and 3 others like this

Exposing your dark side doesn't frighten me, hiding it does.

Reposted from wiltun

#come, #to, #the, #dark, #side, #like, #original

janeh, z.m, radufs, zenazena, kris, llamabat, alexiski, avant-garde, sarcasm_only, ZeepBella and 3 others like this

Ich hab diese Frau an einer Schiess-bude gewonnen. Wie ein Gentleman hab ich sie dann meinem rosaroten plüsch Teddy geschenkt.

#A.M., #ausgleichende, #gerechtigkeit

juneocallagh, Babs_77, sarcasm_only, aehmpaeh, guggigirl, niniel, MyM, jonesygirl80 and Luenchen like this

starting a sarcastic group aggressively supporting other sarcastics, repost if you want in because if we get enough people we're getting jackets.

Reposted from jaybyrd

#we, #own, #this, #club, @jaybird, @kj55, @PenSword72

janeh, z.m, zenazena, avant-garde, sarcasm_only, PenSword72, MyM, misterlab, shespeaks94 and jaybyrd like this

That awkward moment when the radio alarm clock is playing the passenger. And, I'm so tired. I won't even travel from the Bed to the shower.

#Iggy, #Pop, #f*ck, #you

janeh, zenazena, carmen910, llamabat, mir-jam, sarcasm_only, Luenchen, PenSword72, MyM and shespeaks94 like this

Pick me up! Roll me over, and shook me all night long!

#loveforever, #ceylor, #ACDC, #you, #shook, #me, #all, #night, #long

janeh, daniel8a14, Moon-D, cooledpizza, Qball, zefrances, sarcasm_only, mademoiselle98, shespeaks94, guggigirl and 1 other like this

I'm more than my data on the internet.

#A.M., @BJcore, #analyzed

janeh, zenazena, againandagain, BJcore, pasquale85, GabiGabler, sarcasm_only, KeinName, PenSword72, Luenchen and 5 others like this

I bet I have the much cooler toys in the attic than you!

youtu.be

#A.M., @PenSword72, #its, #a, #cover, #but, #one, #of, #my, #favourite, #bands

janeh, zenazena, PenSword72, dor1316, swatchUSA, sarcasm_only, josefibbla, Luenchen, WordNerd, Gabbem and 1 other like this

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The remote to change the things I can. And the wisdom to know the difference between a good and bad TV program.

#remotecontrol

janeh, z.m, zenazena, WordNerd, misterlab, sarcasm_only, ZeepBella and JodieT like this

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The remote to change the things I can. And the wisdom to know the difference between a good and bad TV program.

#remotecontrol

WordNerd, jaybyrd, ZeepBella, misterlab, JodieT and sarcasm_only like this

Wir sind die Kinder vom Ponyhof.

@foenix, @aehmpaeh, @avant-garde, @Pesca, @SimonLauper, @Babs_77, @dreamworld

barbaresco, dodobodo1212, dreamworld, foenix, Babs_77, sarcasm_only, Pesca, swatchUSA, aehmpaeh and Luenchen like this

I'm so lazy. I would first try to repair my TV. Before I check the battery in the remote.

#remotecontrol

janeh, Qball, SirWaltah, Luenchen, Gabbem, MyM and sarcasm_only like this

Your heart lives in your vagina and my remote is the pacemaker.

#remotecontrol, #A.M., #•|•

sarcasm_only, pasquale85, MyM, Luenchen, jaybyrd and shespeaks94 like this

I'm an alien. I'm a legal alien.

I'm an Chainsaw man in New York.

youtu.be

#A.M., #chainsaw, #man, #in, #new, #york, @PenSword72

janeh, Lirpae.., NukeSkywalker, bernstone, Luenchen, sarcasm_only, jaybyrd, cooledpizza, zefrances, bigbat101 and 2 others like this

When someone asks me. Why do you stare wholes in the air?

I always answer. Well I almost got the bigger picture and the meaning of life, but you blow it. Idiot!

#A.M., #bigger, #picture, #meaning, #of, #life, #focus

cassis321, ZeepBella, cooledpizza, niniel, bigbat101, Gabbem, PenSword72, jaybyrd and sarcasm_only like this

If I would lie for a living. I would be a politician.

#whitelie

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I downloaded this awesome app. It's called "Talkteachother". It's now available all over the world in front of another human being.

#A.M., #TEO, #new., #app, #awesome

dor1316, BerlinGirl2014, swatchUSA, kinnyhaka, sarcasm_only, Gabbem, aana, JodieT, foenix, ene and 2 others like this

Yesterday, I started with my new hobby to memorize the internet.

#A.M., #that, #nerd

ene, zefrances, niniel, aana, Lirpae.., chipdicks, foenix, Ms_Ntlebi, Luenchen, PenSword72 and 2 others like this

Sorry loupi! Ich chlau mal dini farb...

Aehmpaeh diä Claudia Schiffer vo Boldomatic!

@aehmpaeh, @foenix, @Loupi4614

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#check, #this, #one, #out, @PenSword72

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I'm the one who wants to be with you. Deep inside I hope, I don't cut you in two... With my CHAINSAW.

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#Mr., #Big, @eliane, @PenSword72, #mad, #love

Moon-D, zefrances, WordNerd, cooledpizza, sarcasm_only, Lirpae.., eliane, juneocallagh, JodieT, PenSword72 and 1 other like this

In the heat of the moment, I got dirty and naked.

#heat, #of, #the, #moment

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Manche führen. Manche springen über die Klippe.

#Manche, #führen, #schlecht., #springen, #über, #die, #Klippe

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I haven't so much knowledge. However, I always can drink your arguments under the table.

#myperspective

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