no667's Posts

there's nothing more poetic, more inspiring
or more devastating than a broken heart.

Reposted from no667

HeartOnFire, MyM, petegutz2, janem803 and ChrisRota like this

I choose to do the things that you won't
so I can continue to do the things you can't.

#choice, #motivation, #change

jmb, ChrisRota, JodieT, InfluenceNoise, CityCharacter and janem803 like this

If you could read my mind you would be either traumatized
or turned on.
Both if you're awesome.

Reposted from chrysti

#plo

karlokoenig, petegutz2, janem803 and juneocallagh like this

love doesn't break hearts.
egos do.

#HeresTo, #love

petegutz2, ChrisRota, misterlab, jmb, MonoGate, JodieT, janem803, PennyLame and Bettydent like this

sorry, I already own two cats.

#relationship, #disqualified, #foreverneveralone

ZeepBella, prubton and juneocallagh like this

When pain knocks at your door breathe deep and say:
"Come in, sit down. And don't leave until you've taught me what I need to know."

#pain, #lesson, #bodysuspension

Fionacatherine, janem803, Vandtastic and KosmicKarma like this

travelling light means to do more of that letting go thing

#journey

blackboxmagic, Convo_Ray, petegutz2, KosmicKarma and janem803 like this

...and everyone turned their backs, 'cause they knew when we held on tight to each other that we were something fatal, that fell into the wrong hands...

youtu.be

#mm

only1alyssa, KosmicKarma and Fionacatherine like this

a heart that is ready for anything will remember impermanence

#heart, #mind, #present

HeartOnFire, only1alyssa, KosmicKarma and juneocallagh like this

Und das Herz ist ein Muskel,
in der Größe einer Faust.

prubton and Luenchen like this

#zen, #nomind, #noheart, #howdoigetthere

JodieT likes this

there's nothing more poetic, more inspiring
or more devastating than a broken heart.

#selfishpoetry, #heartbreak, #strength, #weakness

bold., TroubledMind, eulekauzig, hey.its.mira, perellano, crafty, springfire, MyM, Fionacatherine, karlokoenig and 7 others like this

reposted by no667, Boldomatic, hanna1, dolly and beanme

Everything I've ever let go of has claw marks on it.

Reposted from MissB

#plo

JodieT, eboy and juneocallagh like this

#whatever, #grmpf, #toofunny, #butannoying, @BiteSenior

JodieT, purplechill, meohmy and juneocallagh like this

Wishing doesn't get you
shit.

Reposted from sophh

#plo

juneocallagh, janem803, bold, PennyLame, dor1316 and juliettebravo like this

My heart breaks when I can't find someone who thrives with change as much as I do.

#change, #love, #heartbreak

juneocallagh, lindaann, UserOne, tide, Authlander and Sunshine123 like this

I don't want to be compared.
I don't want to fight for attention among other stars.
I am my own galaxy.

#selfishpoetry

sirskitten1, juneocallagh, janem803, emiledi77, meohmy, prubton, Sunshine123, swatchUSA and jaybyrd like this

those who fly solo
have the strongest wings

#strength, #weakness

JMBis, sirskitten1, janem803, prubton, meohmy, swatchUSA, JodieT and juneocallagh like this

the wound is the place where light enters you.

#rumi, #quote, #strength, #weakness

sirskitten1, janem803, BreathMiddle, PennyLame, JodieT, meohmy, Authlander, Sunshine123, Ziya, juneocallagh and 2 others like this

I don't want you to save me.
I want you to stand by my side while I save myself.

#saveme

sirskitten1, HeartOnFire, janem803, ellenicole, meohmy and Sunshine123 like this

don't leave your thoughts unattended.
they tend to fuck up your feelings.

#buzz, #overthinker, @DygytAlice

sirskitten1, HeartOnFire, BerlinGirl2014, juneocallagh, bold, petegutz2 and DygytAlice like this

be
still my beating heart

#idkanymore

janem803, PennyLame and prubton like this

say hello to heaven

#rip, #chiscornell

JodieT and juneocallagh like this

I wish for a heart that doesn't burn promiscuously.
I wish for a soundtrack, made by someone else and the title is: you.
And I wish I wouldn't feel ashamed.

Reposted from no667

#lonely

purplechill, Vandtastic, JodieT, jussayin, tide, juneocallagh and UserOne like this

when I was ten scraped knees seemed like the worst of my problems

#wheniwas10, #alsich10war, #lifeaintfair, #dontgrowup, #itsatrap

bold, MaScho, ErikSmit, Vandtastic, prubton, JodieT, mehr, MyM and Authlander like this

If someone denies you the relief of dialogue, you are left with the burden of unsaid words and unnamed feelings. This inner monologue is capable of not only dulling your days ad infinitum but of strangling you, leaving behind only numbness. Find your valve to set it free. Relieve yourself.

Reposted from no667

#idk, #silenceisakiller

sirskitten1, janem803, atheist, dor1316, prubton, Vandtastic and juliettebravo like this

I carry pieces of us inside me but I'm unable to look at them and see the whole thing

#pieces

janem803, JodieT, cybersont, dor1316, Vandtastic, prubton and lindaann like this

I am made of all the things this world couldn't take from me.

Reposted from Bettydent

#somuchyes

janem803, jonesygirl80, purplechill and MaScho like this

funny how everybody in our house calls everyone else "that idiot next door"

#myneighbor, #nextdoor, #funfact

emiledi77, DerWahrig, meohmy, Vandtastic, jaybyrd and jussayin like this

When
someone
trusts
you
blindly,
never prove
that they
are blind.

Reposted from 2schaa

#repost, #trust, #trustissues, #loveisblind

HeartOnFire, janem803, emiledi77, CastielsHoney and jussayin like this

once I wanted to be the greatest
two fists of solid rock
with brains that could explain any feeling

#lyrics, #catpower, #thegreatest

HeartOnFire, emiledi77, prubton, SpiritWin, lindaann, juliettebravo, JodieT, jaybyrd and bold like this

my brain.
boon and bane.

#grateful, #precious, #boonandbane, #norestforthewicked

JodieT, juneocallagh, prubton and shespeaks94 like this

Right kids, those f*ckers are permanent.

#oops, #tattoos, #thinkbeforeyouink, #also, #sorrymom

janem803, Vandtastic, JodieT, prubton, juliettebravo and ZeepBella like this

i'm afraid my first answer to your
"how do you feel"
will always be
"not enough"

#selfdoubt, #notagoodday, #not, #enough

jussayin, meohmy and prubton like this

they muddy the water to make it seem deep.

#quote, #nietzsche, #showoff, #arrogance, #ignorance, #toomuchego, #shallowpeople

Fionacatherine, jussayin, lindaann, meohmy, JodieT, prubton and juneocallagh like this

pro tip:
communication usually works better if you're not the only person you like listening to

#protip, #communication, #egomaniac

EasierSaid246, purplechill, VamosBarca, meohmy, aana, jussayin and UserOne like this

It is indeed true, that everybody would be more successful living your life.
Because fuckers always know better.

#meh, #people, #everybodyknows, #whatsbestforyou, #Life

EasierSaid246, meohmy, JodieT and brody like this

Are you familiar with the sensation of a sound stuck in your head?
I remember early winter mornings and lit candles. Farewells. My mom playing your records in her car. Grandma's warm hands wrapped around my icy fingertips. A lot of good memories are connected to that voice.
Thanks for the walk down memory lane and safe travels, Mr Cohen.

youtu.be

#memories, #music, #rip, #AllTheGoodShit, #DarkThings

PenSword72, dor1316, prubton, swatchUSA, Parole and JodieT like this

yes it hurts.
but it won't kill you.

#Life, #Tattoos, #Love, #AllTheGoodShit, #BraveAndStupid

janem803, ZeepBella, EasierSaid246, only1alyssa, JodieT, sophh, Sunshine123, zefrances, shankarrkn, PenSword72 and 2 others like this

Two sheets of brussels sprouts covered in milk chocolate.
Kids, I'm ready for Halloween!

#Halloween, #TrickOrTreat, #evil, #LittleGreenBalls, #OfDeath, #candy, #norestforthewicked

emiledi77, PennyLame, purplechill, only1alyssa, zefrances, PenSword72, prubton, sophh and Ziya like this

Don't mistake the fact that I haven't set you on fire while you were asleep
for trust.

#trustissues, #trust, #norestforthewicked

petarrrrr, emiledi77, BJcore, purplechill, PenSword72, bold and Sunshine123 like this

you may have a rolex, but I got time on my hands.

#seenontheinterwebs, #statussymbols, #prestige, #notallthatglitters, #time, #precious

ZeepBella, shankarrkn, prubton, sophh, PenSword72, bold, purplechill, blackboxmagic, emiledi77, Parole and 2 others like this

you got quite a huge pair of balls for a girl. now don't be afraid to scratch them in public.

- best colleague ever.

#coward, #quote, #braveandstupid, #powergames, #itsamansworld, #girlpower, #tattoolife, #balls

ZeepBella, prubton, JodieT, PenSword72, emiledi77 and UserOne like this

reposted by ZeepBella

your ex looked like the partner of your dreams. salt looks like sugar. gin looks like water.
you're really wondering why I have trust issues?

#trustissues, #notallthatglitters, #weird, @Fionacatherine.

TriniTDM, liloulil, Sherry89, MrT, AnaManzana, Babs_77, 74992, a_mars_bar, whatever., streetmedic and 26 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, iggydown, ascobull, MaferWafer, hungryDungry, blondie68, evusfidibus, julya, ciscorabisco and BoyNextdoor

When I feel lonely, I cook.
The overabundance of love is put into that meal and I can't have one spoon of it.
I'd probably choke.

#food, #lovehaterelationship, #LetsEatOut, @DygytAlice

prubton, PennyLame, PenSword72, purplechill, sophh, mylisa1970, JodieT, DygytAlice and emiledi77 like this

I am the kind of girl you can take home to your wife.

Reposted from PennyLame

#plo, #wtf, #fml

sirskitten1, prubton, purplechill, meohmy, emiledi77, Babs_77, lindaann, sophh, freeFlow and jaybyrd like this

I lost something down in the shade. Had to dive deep to get it back. Parts of me drowned and were replaced by sea creatures who dwell beneath the waves. I am different now, calm and tremendous at the same time. Just like the ocean herself.

#DarkThings, #restart, #transition, #evolution

prubton, PenSword72, emiledi77, meohmy and Authlander like this

#yeahright, #tired, #DownsideUp, #UpsideDown, #restart

prubton, PenSword72, emiledi77 and lindaann like this

Change is much more than just some coins in your pocket.

Reposted from no667

#yeahright, #TheRoadGoes, #EverOnAndOn, #IMissBold

prubton, emiledi77, meohmy, aana, kaylababy, bold, Authlander and Luenchen like this

you can fail on what you don't want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.

#quote, #JimCarrey, #future

janem803, emiledi77, PenSword72, meohmy, MyM, ruhip, sophh, Sunshine123, JodieT, aana and 2 others like this

How to be grown up at work:

Replace
"Fuck you!" with
"Ok, great!"

#lovemyjob, #yooture, #grownup, #pottymouth

emiledi77, eboy, 1956, juneocallagh, Zuzu16, PenSword72, meohmy, Authlander, lindaann, kaylababy and 2 others like this

I was a goth-flavoured grunge girl before you hipsters knew how to hashtag.

#90s, #youth, #trendsetter, #instaf%ckit

prubton, Orkid, emiledi77, Blitzkrieg, lindaann, sis, jonesygirl80, JodieT, PenSword72, sarcaSM and 6 others like this

my mind is in the gutter,
but it's looking at the stars

#DirtyMinds, #ThinkAlike, #interwebs

human, ZeepBella, emiledi77, lonelywolf, purplechill, JodieT, phuamaxx, UserOne, PennyLame, bold and 7 others like this

reposted by PennyLame, glossy and ZeepBella

70% of my socks are single on Valentines day and I don't hear them complain about it.

#ValentinesDay, #Love, #blargh

catmilkempire, emiledi77, MaScho, purplechill, PenSword72, JodieT, 1956, juneocallagh, meohmy, PennyLame and 1 other like this

There's a reason it rhymes with stupid.

#cupid, #stupid, #blargh

perellano, Authlander, jutta-kalkutta, camillissima, Convo_Ray, lonelywolf, Campo, sis, Sunshine123, JodieT and 17 others like this

reposted by sophh and TerryMonroe

right now,
everything is
too much

#EveryThing, #TooMuchWeird, #tired

MaScho, purplechill, bold, hensch, PenSword72, 1956, sophh, zefrances, MMNK, meohmy and 2 others like this

I wish for a heart that doesn't burn promiscuously.
I wish for a soundtrack, made by someone else and the title is: you.
And I wish I wouldn't feel ashamed.

#Wishes, #Dreams, #Illusions

Vandtastic, tide, purplechill, JodieT, PennyLame, savior-vivre, lindaann, DygytAlice, aguiladescalza, PenSword72 and 3 others like this

reposted by no667

I can't decide whether I'm hungry or horny.

#1stWorldProblems, #hungry, #horny, #LetsEatOut

PennyLame, purplechill, zefrances, sunny71, PenSword72, Sunshine123, JodieT, campino, hensch, sophh and 1 other like this

hell is holding you close
in my sleep and waking up alone.

#Insomnia, #Dreams, #Reality, #Brave&Stupid, #DarkThings

sirskitten1, purplechill, sophh, JodieT, hensch, Sunshine123, MaScho, meohmy, lindaann, MyM and 1 other like this

What if someone turns your whole life upside down and it feels...

just right?!

#Brave&Stupid, #UpsideDown, #DownsideUp, #Boom, #FaceTheStrange, #Chaos

sirskitten1, janem803, Authlander, MaScho, Demetrius, kaylababy, meohmy, lindaann, Luenchen, juliettebravo and 5 others like this

Go ahead, keep on laughing.
As soon as you fall asleep, I'll get my Sharpies.

#SweetRevenge

hensch, DygytAlice, JodieT, HorstSchreiber, WordNerd, sophh and PenSword72 like this

you jump into existence at the very point where
I want to die

#FaceTheStrange, #Brave&Stupid, #StageSlutsInLove

BreathMiddle, hensch, PenSword72, purplechill, UserOne, JodieT, kaylababy, makalapua and MyM like this

The truth is that there is no journey. We are arriving and departing all at the same time.

#hero, #RIP, #TurnAnd, #FaceTheStrange, #quote, #DavidBowie

MaScho, hensch, bold, purplechill, kkmarch7, dor1316, locupleto, sophh, Qball, 1956 and 7 others like this

"Don't be mad. Everybody pees in the shower!"
"Sir, this is a hardware store."

#Wrong, #BadTiming, #awkward, #plottwist

sirskitten1, hensch, zefrances, PenSword72, KnightofSIAL, peo_w, JodieT, hebdifescht and sophh like this

Come, civil night,
Thou sober-suited matron, all in black.

#blackedition, #quote, #RomeoAndJuliet, #Tired, #Gloomy

PenSword72, aana, JodieT, PennyLame, sophh, peo_w, Qball, mylisa1970 and Sunshine123 like this

Sometimes I'm terrified of my heart; of its constant hunger for whatever it is it wants.
The way it stops and starts.

#blackedition, #quote, #EAP, #hunger

PennyLame, Teb, zefrances, JodieT, Sunshine123, purplechill, locupleto, lindaann, DygytAlice, sophh and 2 others like this

I can't decide if believing there's the possibility of some kind of future for us makes me look brave or stupid.

#Brave&Stupid, #Boom, #DarkThings, #Hope, #Chaos, #Insomnia, #Future

janem803, hensch, bold, Babygirl13, purplechill, Bettydent, Qball, meohmy, locupleto, mizim and 4 others like this

one
day
two gone

#YetAnotherOne, #RIP, #PrinceRimshot, #JohnBradbury, #TheSpecials

jessylynn, Sunshine123, JodieT, PenSword72 and zefrances like this

there are legends.
and then,
there are icons.

#RIP, #Lemmy

hensch, 1956, makalapua, meohmy, puzzlii, JodieT, locupleto, PenSword72 and WordNerd like this

There I sat, in the coffee shop, just having my coffee and looking peacefully at the world outside the window. Forgot my phone at home, didn't feel like reading the paper.
I didn't even talk to myself, but people stared at me like I was crazy.

#NoPhone, #NoProblems, #OfflinePsycho, #Documentarism, #Coffee

BoldDelight, 77BabsTI, sirskitten1, janem803, madamx, ZeepBella, bold, LASKYE, Qball, sarcaSM and 10 others like this

reposted by sirskitten1

things we hated as children:
being spanked & naps

things we love as grown ups:
being spanked & naps

#TheTimes, #TheyAre, #AChanging

sirskitten1, janem803, Krimi63, KnightofSIAL, Azzaria, sophh, peo_w, bold, MyM, dor1316 and 8 others like this

xmas got me sleepy sleepy

#Holidays, #TimeToCatchUp, #OnSleep, #AndBooze, #AndMoreSleep

Azzaria, peo_w, Qball, PenSword72, meohmy, purplechill, God-Like, juneocallagh, UserOne, JodieT and 2 others like this

I don't have to wait around for other people to catch up with me. But for you, I'll do it gladly.

#People, #ThinkAboutIt, #JustDoYourThing, #GoForIt, #Boom, #Brave&Stupid

janem803, hensch, shespeaks94, meohmy, locupleto, JodieT, PenSword72, mylisa1970, sophh, lindaann and 2 others like this

like an amputee's lost limb, you're presence feels so real to me even though I know that we're worlds apart.

#Boom, #Brave&Stupid, #TooMuchWeird, #DarkThings, #PhantomPain, #thxAutocorrect

Teb, purplechill, MyM, lindaann, DygytAlice, JodieT, dor1316, Qball and PenSword72 like this

All I want is some love.
All I get is
hair and saliva.

#pillowtalk, #IfPillowsCouldTalk

hensch, sophh, zefrances, PenSword72, haytham59h, MyM, peo_w, 1956, Qball and bold like this

So we reach into the raging chaos, and we pluck some small glittering thing, and we cling to it, and tell ourselves it has meaning, and that the world is good, and we are not evil, and we will all go home in the end.

#quote, #AnneRice, #TaleOfTheBodyThief, #Chaos, #GoodAndEvil, #Hope

sophh, purplechill, PenSword72, Qball, juneocallagh, WordNerd, bold, meohmy, MyM, 1956 and 2 others like this

it rubs the lotion on its skin
or else it gets the hose again

#pillowtalk, #TattooLife, #TooMuchWork, #TooMuchWeird, #BecauseYeah, #FreakShow

only1alyssa, purplechill, Sunshine123, sophh, bold, LaurieAmy, Qball, DygytAlice, meohmy, peo_w and 3 others like this

Everything that surrounds us
is just a reflection
of what's
inside us.

#ThinkAboutIt, #TakeALook, #AreYouAtPeace

Krimi63, azdenn, JodieT, purplechill, Qball, Teb, jonesygirl80, ManuTiger, God-Like, meohmy and 4 others like this

If you're in a fairytale and you're a single woman over the age of 35, chances are you're evil.

Reposted from sophh

#BecauseYeah, #DamnRight, #WhatKindOf, #Fairytale, #IsThis, #?, #rebold, #plo

sirskitten1, sophh, Lirpae.., lindaann, KnightofSIAL, Sunshine123, MMNK, peo_w and PenSword72 like this

We crossed so many borders together,
you start to feel like home.

#borders, #Brave&Stupid, #Home, #Boom

sirskitten1, Qball, Sunshine123, bold, locupleto, Luenchen, shespeaks94, meohmy, PenSword72 and UserOne like this

because the best laid plans may all change by tomorrow

#GoneTooSoon, #Life, #Death, #YouNeverKnow, #GoneButNotForgotten

janem803, BreathMiddle, Qball, JodieT, _ATOMIC, sophh, LASKYE, mylisa1970, annemarit, PenSword72 and 5 others like this

today a lot of people gather around the table to express their gratitude.
I appreciate that.
never take anything for granted, especially not a loving family or friends.
I am grateful you taught me so many lessons. I am grateful I made it through without you. I know I am strong and I don't hate you.
I am grateful you showed me what kind of person I never want to be.

#sotrue, #father, #thanksgiving

1956, bold, God-Like, PenSword72, dor1316, Qball, JodieT, sunny71 and peo_w like this

Life doesn't owe you.

#sotrue, #GoForIt, #DreamsDontWork, #UnlessYouDo

mzh, 1956, JodieT, purplechill, Qball, swatchUSA, annairie, God-Like, peo_w, bold and 1 other like this

There are girls you have great sex with.
There are girls to marry.
And then, there's me.
The girl to have Schnaps with.
Happily drunk ever after.

#GirlsGirlsGirls, #BrosWithBreasts, #NoMarriageMaterial, #LetsGetWasted

1956, peo_w, PenSword72, bold, haddock, Qball, juliettebravo, meohmy, mylisa1970, ManuTiger and 5 others like this

#Brave&Stupid, #DarkThings, #Affection

DomPerignon, JodieT, zefrances, mylisa1970, sophh, haddock, Sunshine123, KnightofSIAL and PenSword72 like this

happy boldday to me :)

#1yearbold

JodieT, sophh, DygytAlice, zefrances, PenSword72, MyM, Qball, _ATOMIC, KnightofSIAL and peo_w like this

Blaming everything on the volition of some imaginery superior power instead of taking on responsibility for their own wretched lives is truly one of the most annoying habits of mankind.

Reposted from no667

#religion

bold, KnightofSIAL, dor1316, purplechill, MyM, meohmy, JodieT and PenSword72 like this

Listen up - there's no war that will end all wars.

#quote, #HarukiMurakami, #KafkaOnTheShore, #paris, #bataclan

swatchUSA, 1956, Vickyy, kkmarch7, peo_w, Teb, meohmy, PenSword72, Convo_Ray, sunny71 and 3 others like this

You're the part of me they can't take away.
You're the face in the mirror I love to hate.
You are all of me
as I am all of you
and I promise to live our life to the maximum.

#siblings, #untwinned, #brother, @sophh

mng, Qball, zefrances, purplechill, PenSword72, sunny71, meohmy, PennyLame, sophh, bold and 1 other like this

I am worth
the trouble,
the struggle,
the depths,
required
to get to
know me.
And I think
you are, too.
Why's that so weird?•apa

Reposted from anonymous

#YouAre, #WeAre, #EmbraceTheWeirdness, #rebold, #plo

sirskitten1, MMNK, PennyLame, kkmarch7, zefrances, PenSword72, sophh, JodieT and Convo_Ray like this

In my world
"Drink responsibly" translates into "Don't spill the gin".

#Ginsanity, #DontTryThisAtHome, #AtLeastNotMyHome, #DontSpillTheMagic

PennyLame, PenSword72, Qball, JodieT, purplechill, locupleto, meohmy, sophh, Sunshine123, peo_w and 2 others like this

When asked if he'd rather have a baby brother or a baby sister, my brother gave it some thought and answered:
"A bicycle."

#siblings, #Brother, #WishfulThinking, #TrueStory

timothy21, Lieutenant, kimm474, EmmaHardny, eyck, walkabout, roanthegoan, Junomea, janeh, marijnvdm and 45 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, SaltyLou, agneymenon, batgirl5683, jmelrisa312425 and siouxz

#WorkingWeekend, #No3, #JustLetMeHibernate, #WorkingMyAssOff, #StillNotRich, #Dammit

PenSword72, sophh, peo_w, JodieT and Sunshine123 like this

I love you
as certain
dark things are
to be loved,
in secret,
between
the shadow
and the soul.

#quote, #PabloNeruda, #DarkThings, #Shadow, #Boom

sirskitten1, Sirskitten, CountShelter, janem803, DeadPoet, Cyndaquil, eule10012, teegia, sarcaSM, givemethebeer and 24 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, Billy_K, lanun, numbsy, Stephanie_g215, m1d3r, kraem, carlott, kraem, MrGingerturtle and 5 others

Love is
what makes you smile even when you're tired and ready to give up.

#LoveGun, #Brave&Stupid, #nevergiveup

Sirskitten, janem803, EasierSaid246, mizim, MMNK, Teb, againandagain, meohmy, MyM, zefrances and 14 others like this

#StillHere, #I'mAlive, #WorkingMyAssOff, #TattooLife, #GoodMorning

Qball, PenSword72, JodieT, Lirpae.., meohmy, WordNerd and Sunshine123 like this

this submission
is not a fetish

#fetish, #submission

sirskitten1, mng, mylisa1970, JodieT, haddock, sophh, Qball, loryane and PenSword72 like this

Sarc-.
My second favourite -asm.

#sarcasm, #wordsmith, #You'reWelcomeBitch

sirskitten1, meohmy, sophh, Qball and PenSword72 like this

by night,
love,
tie your heart
to mine,
and the two together
in their sleep
will defeat
the darkness.

#quote, #PabloNeruda, #Brave&Stupid, #Boom, #Night, #Sleep, #LoveGun

locupleto, thamipls, JodieT, Qball, Sunshine123, DygytAlice, cybersont, sunny71, WordNerd and PenSword72 like this

Wanna see my new tattoo?

What is it?

Yoda.
In a poop catapult. With a penis.

#TattooLife, #IFeelA, #WannaDo, #ComingUp, #inspired, @PenSword72, #Kryptophallophobia, #DooDooOrDoNot

bold, sophh, Sunshine123, mylisa1970 and PenSword72 like this

I know right from wrong.
Wrong is the fun one.

#happilyeverafter, #decisions, #hedonism

UsualMan, perellano, ZeepBella, KnightofSIAL, Vandtastic, eulekauzig, MonoGate, shankarrkn, sebatl, juneocallagh and 34 others like this

reposted by PennyLame, Jamille, ryanthebear, shankarrkn, blondie68 and MonoGate

We all deserve morning sex and pancakes.

#GoodMorning, #Sex, #Pancakes, #Foodgasm, #pleeeease

MMNK, locupleto, pasquale85, meohmy, ManuTiger, campino, jaybyrd, avant-garde, sunny71, swatchUSA and 4 others like this

some things you'll do for money and some you'll do for fun

but the things you do for love are going to come back to you one by one

youtu.be

#tmg, #love, #lyrics, #Brave&Stupid, #333

Krimi63, locupleto, Parole, meohmy, Lirpae.., mng, UserOne, sunny71, bold and PenSword72 like this

not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. some are made of sarcasm and wine and everything fine.

#sugar, #sarcasm, #wine, #girls

locupleto, Parole, PennyLame, thamipls, meohmy, JodieT, sophh, tablynne, peo_w, haddock and 2 others like this

all your mental armor drags me down
nothing hurts
like your mouth

#WhatAreWeHiding, #lyrics, #bush, #mouth

JodieT, meohmy, DygytAlice, PenSword72, sophh, Qball, Lirpae.. and purplechill like this

Sometimes it is easier to have nothing at all than to have something halfway.

#Overthinking, #?

Crickets5, thamipls, meohmy, purplechill, sophh, JodieT, MyM and Lirpae.. like this

Today, I will be a morning person.
The moon and I are so much in love.

#bloodmoon, #love, #Insomnia, #nyctophiliac, @sophh

sui-generis, zefrances, JodieT, bold, wipkinger, shespeaks94, MyM, puzzlii, WordNerd, ManuTiger and 5 others like this

Ever loved someone so much, you'd do anything for them?
Make that person yourself and do whatever the fuck you want!

#protip, #You'reWelcomeBitch, #LoveGun, #SelfLove, #boom, #Brave&Stupid, #plottwist

sirskitten1, madamem., walkabout, mizim, PennyLame, peo_w, God-Like, Qball, meohmy, BerlinGirl2014 and 11 others like this

reposted by madamem.

#Damn, #flu, #cold, #hot, #argh

PenSword72, Qball, UserOne, sophh, JodieT, WordNerd, jaybyrd and MaScho like this

despite all my rage
I am still just a rat in a cage.

#SP, #Bullet, #WithButterflywings, #lyrics

CastielsHoney, PenSword72, zefrances, shespeaks94, annairie, Qball, mng, JodieT, sophh, jcbatesy and 1 other like this

nights like these
make me sleepy all day

#NeedsSleep, #Insomnia, #blargh, #Overthinking, #Damn

PenSword72, BerlinGirl2014, Qball, MyM, WordNerd, ManuTiger, meohmy, zefrances and JodieT like this

we surrounded ourselves with mighty walls, guardians to our shameful secrets, home to our fragile souls.
and we painted them black, adorned with spikes and gargoyles, so every trespasser would be frightened.
and when we met, I recognized the mask you wore was really just a variation of my own.

#NeverGiveUp, #LookBehindTheMask, #TrustIssues, @haddock, #Brave&Stupid

sirskitten1, CastielsHoney, zefrances, MyM, bold, aussi-girl90, haddock, sunny71, meohmy, mylisa1970 and 6 others like this

#BeerWithTheGuys, #omg, #Freaks, #blargh

sophh, JodieT and PenSword72 like this

Be yourself.

Stop making changes for others.

#protip, #You'reWelcomeBitch

pasquale85, meohmy, sunny71, peo_w, haddock, PenSword72, WordNerd, mng and jcbatesy like this

is it perfect because it will never be real
or will it never be real because I don't deserve perfect?

#Questions, #Insomnia, #Overthinking, #WatchYouSleep, #perfect

haddock, sophh, aussi-girl90, purplechill, dor1316 and WordNerd like this

Dein schlafender Atem und der Wind, der draußen weht.
Ich lieg da und lausch.
Es ist ein sehr schönes Spiel und ich weiß wie es geht.
Es gibt nichts im Tausch.

Reposted from no667

#Damn, #OnceAgain, #Brave&Stupid

haddock and sunny71 like this

I CAN GO
FROM FANCY TO FILTHY IN THE SMACK OF AN ASS

#fancy, #filthy, #LoveGun, #StageSlutsInLove

sirskitten1, bold, PennyLame, Bettydent, juneocallagh, _ATOMIC, sophh, Lirpae.., dor1316, WordNerd and 3 others like this

You were meant for me.
As a punishment.

#love, #boom, #Brave&Stupid

eboy, juneocallagh, jcbatesy, dor1316, creatorbeats, sophh, WordNerd, aussi-girl90 and haddock like this

und die Luft brennt so schön, wo immer wir sind

#boom, #love, #OpenMinds, #ThinkAlike, #StageSlutsInLove

haddock, Lirpae.., bold, PenSword72 and PenSword72 like this

And this heart, before it breaks apart,
shall drink in the glow and sip the light.

#IWantThis, #Quote, #WrittenOnMy, #gravestone, #KarlGottliebLappe

Kush_Le, mng, sophh, zefrances, JodieT and PenSword72 like this

Thanks, but I'd rather stay down here with the freaks.
Because they're some of the most beautiful people I've ever met.

#Freaks, #BirdsOfAFeather, #StopYourJudging, #BeautifulPeople, #AreUglyOnTheInside, #OpenArms, #OpenMinds, #ThinkAlike, #Family

BoldDelight, 77BabsTI, sirskitten1, Qball, Kush_Le, sophh, dor1316, meohmy, juliettebravo, sunny71 and 2 others like this

reposted by sirskitten1

I know there is a special place in hell for me.

It's called a throne.

#GoodMorning, #HellYeah, #You'reWelcomeBitch

bapu, perellano, llamabat, Davidmayhem, iBR666, cybersont, Kush_Le, juneocallagh, elisalaurin, BerlinGirl2014 and 22 others like this

reposted by Luenchen, truecolors, Kush_Le and leotaillard

So do you have decent access to pharmaceuticals or what?

Reposted from PennyLame

#rebold, #plo, #BestDateEver

Qball, Kush_Le, sophh, PenSword72, PennyLame, haddock and bold like this

I only know,
that hearts made of stone will rarely sail far, and may never reach home.

#Lyrics, #ChuckRagan, #HeartsOfStone

Kush_Le, peo_w, CastielsHoney, PenSword72, timothy21, juliettebravo, Lirpae.., aussi-girl90, PennyLame, JodieT and 5 others like this

You, girl, are a messenger of darkness, dressed up as a bird of paradise.
And oh, look at those shiny feathers.

#spooky, #StuffOldPeopleTellMe, #HiMyNameIsDoom, #BirdsOfAFeather

sirskitten1, CastielsHoney, PennyLame, Qball, sophh, meohmy, JodieT, PenSword72 and bold like this

reposted by sirskitten1

"I put a lot of effort into satisfying my big ego. It requires a shitload of feedback from tons of different people.

Did you know you do that very thing with just one crooked smile?"

#FameBitchTalk, #OneOnOne, #StageSlutsInLove, #LoveGun, #You'reWelcomeBitch

zefrances, only1alyssa, JodieT, Qball, MyM, meohmy, bold, jaybyrd and PenSword72 like this

Shit.

You pull the trigger of my love gun.

#LoveGun, #love, #boom, #Brave&Stupid, #NowYouKnow

Kush_Le, only1alyssa, PenSword72, timothy21, PennyLame, annemarit, Lirpae.., meohmy, Qball, zefrances and 4 others like this

"In der internationalen Politik geht es nie um Demokratie oder Menschenrechte. Es geht um die Interessen von Staaten.
Merken Sie sich das, egal, was man Ihnen im Geschichtsunterricht erzählt."

#quote, #EgonBahr, #RIP, #electionpledge, #democracy

hensch, sunny71 and campino like this

every adversity,
every failure
and every heartache
carries with it
the seed
of an equivalent
or a greater
benefit

#quote, #Napoléon, #failure, #heartache, #benefit, #AlwaysSeeBothSides

PenSword72, Kush_Le, juliettebravo, God-Like, JodieT, avant-garde, Qball and mng like this

Dein schlafender Atem und der Wind, der draußen weht.
Ich lieg da und lausch.
Es ist ein sehr schönes Spiel und ich weiß wie es geht.
Es gibt nichts im Tausch.

#Lyrics, #Kleingeldprinzessin, #ImTausch

jonesygirl80, haddock, Demetrius, sunny71, Luenchen, Lirpae.. and NoerdEntertain like this

reposted by no667

If you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets.

#Quote, #HarukiMurakami, #RememberMe

Kush_Le, PenSword72, WordNerd, MyM, haddock, shespeaks94, timothy21, sunny71, mng, annemarit and 1 other like this

We go
together
like
Drunk
&
Disorderly

Reposted from Bettydent

#plo, #rebold, #NightOutWithTheGirls, #PartyTime, #GimmeGimme, #Booze

PenSword72, annairie, zefrances, Lirpae.. and meohmy like this

I don't care if I fall in love with a devil,
as long as that devil will love me the way he loves hell.

#JustGotThis, #Quote, #OriginUnknown, #mmd, #Boom, #Brave&Stupid, #devil, #love

sirskitten1, Kush_Le, eboy, zefrances, aussi-girl90, ManuTiger, Jamille, JodieT, haddock, meohmy and 3 others like this

"those aren't butterflies in my stomach, "
she said,
"they're shooting stars."

#Quote, #JonnyOx, #Happiness, #HaveAWonderfulNight, #WatchOut, #for, #ShootingStars

zefrances, PenSword72, WordNerd, sophh, meohmy, Lirpae.., JodieT, Qball and mng like this

DAMN
FUCK
HELL
YEAH
cursing is my superpower

#Everybody'sGotOne, #Superpower, #Pottymouth, #You'reWelcomeBitch

MissHulk, FrankFilocamo, bold, Vandtastic, Kush_Le, zefrances, JodieT, meohmy, shespeaks94, annemarit and 6 others like this

reposted by FrankFilocamo

almost anything feels intimate with you. like you've been there, next to me in time, for aeons.

a look.
a word.
a shiver.

how can someone be so close, and so unbearably far out of reach at the same time?

#Heart&Soul, #TwoOfAKind, #Boom, #Brave&Stupid

sirskitten1, zefrances, JodieT, meohmy, jonesygirl80, juneocallagh, PenSword72, aussi-girl90, haddock, hensch and 1 other like this

you
are
my
safe
place

#Happiness, #Brave&Stupid, #Boom, #TrustIssues, #NowYouKnow

sirskitten1, zefrances, sophh, brody, Lirpae.., sunny71, meohmy, haddock, mylisa1970, PenSword72 and 1 other like this

do something for someone else and they all will be quiet.
do something for yourself and everyone starts bitching.

#PeopleSuck, #stfu, #duh, #MindYourOwn, #Business, #ShowSomeGratitude

haddock, jonesygirl80, jaybyrd, zefrances, sunny71, ManuTiger and Qball like this

maybe you just have to accept to feel all the feelings that will be there.
they're comin' at you anyway. stop fighting, your heart will know how to deal with it.

#Damn, #Brave&Stupid, #Heart&Soul, #HowDoYouFeel, #LetGo

sirskitten1, PenSword72, juliettebravo, UserOne, dor1316, mizim, truthseeker57, jessylynn, haddock, brody and 8 others like this

reposted by juneocallagh, knigge.ck, jessylynn and dor1316

People are always ruining things for you.

#duh, #peoplesuck, #ShouldBeInBerlin, #TattooAppointment, #GotCancelled, #Damn

haddock, Qball, PenSword72, sophh, juneocallagh and Lirpae.. like this

I hope you like my new recipe.
They're called shut the Fucupcakes.

#duh, #peoplesuck, #stfu

Ms.Turtle, haddock, juliettebravo, Qball, Lirpae.., sophh, aussi-girl90, mng, meohmy and hensch like this

I used to say just follow your heart,
but my heart always led me in circles.

And I used to say just follow your dreams, but my dreams always led me to murder.

youtu.be

#ThatFeeling, #Can'tHelpIt

haddock, hensch, shespeaks94, sophh, Lirpae.. and PenSword72 like this

Your touch turns
the demons inside of me into purring lap cats.

#Boom, #TwoOfAKind, #Heart&Soul, #Lost&Found, #Brave&Stupid, #Happiness, #Love, #ThatFeeling, #WhenYou'reAround

77BabsTI, sirskitten1, haddock, hensch, bold, Qball, Kush_Le, PenSword72, jonesygirl80, mng and 3 others like this

reposted by sirskitten1 and 77BabsTI

It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes.

#quote, #JDSalinger, #CatcherInTheRye, #CrumbyStuff, #Fun, #SoTrue

PenSword72, hensch, jonesygirl80, jaybyrd, Qball, Jamille, mng, meohmy, mylisa1970, haddock and 2 others like this

roller coaster ride from hell

#HowDoYouFeel, #CouldBeSoSimple, #ButIt'sNot, #Brave&Stupid

haddock, hensch, jonesygirl80, dor1316, JodieT, zefrances, Qball and PenSword72 like this

what doesn't kill us
fucks us up mentally

#SoTrue, #InterwebsWisdom, #Strength, #GoingMental

BeatMeter, AnaManzana, calabrok, failogan, rudeamplitude, Schalmensch, hazelderi, greycigarette, SakuraHitomi99, thamipls and 21 others like this

reposted by Kush_Le, janinaschwrs, hazelderi, mosestatenda and YAROSLAV

what scares me most is

that I'd let you take a look

right down into the depth of

my naked soul

#TrustIssues, #Boom, #Introvert, #WelcomeToTheAbyss

deveshtulsi247, haddock, hensch, bold, ManuTiger, dor1316, meohmy, timothy21, UserOne, PenSword72 and 3 others like this

As long as you hold my hand,
I am not afraid to walk through your darkest shadow.

#Brave&Stupid, #Lost&Found, #Heart&Soul, #TwoOfAKind, #TakeMyHand

haddock, hensch, aussi-girl90, sophh, Qball, PenSword72, zefrances, meohmy and mng like this

They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.

Reposted from 27thAvenue

#plo, #rebold, #ThatSmile, #Boom, #Happiness

haddock, Qball, sophh, WordNerd, PenSword72, meohmy and timothy21 like this

I want to be with you,
it is as simple, and as complicated as that.

- Charles Bukowski

Reposted from JodieT

#plo, #rebold, #SoTrue, #Lost&Found, #Brave&Stupid, #CouldBeSoSimple, #ButIt'sNot

sirskitten1, sunny71, dorisp, meohmy, Qball, MyM, juneocallagh, UserOne, juliettebravo, JodieT and 6 others like this

I'm loyal to the coil and
I believe that
bold will hold.

#jobinterview, #TattooLife, #ILoveMyJob

JodieT, sophh, Qball, meohmy, PenSword72 and haddock like this

this is not logic.
this is magic.

#Boom, #Brave&Stupid, #Lost&Found, #raw, #Love

sirskitten1, janem803, Qball, JodieT, mng, sophh, haddock and PenSword72 like this

Fuck me, or forget me.
Feel me, or deflect me.
Love me, or hate me.
Want me, or reject me.
Whatever you do,
do it true.
'Cause, I'd do it, like that, with you.

Baby; I like it, raw.

Reposted from anonymous

#plo, #raw, #Brave&Stupid, #WildAtHeart, #Boom, @PenSword72

sirskitten1, zefrances, WordNerd, UserOne, PenSword72 and sophh like this

A single dream is more powerful than a thousand realities.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#quote, #I'mLost, #DreamVsReality, #power

sirskitten1, sunny71, God-Like, JodieT, zefrances, jaybyrd, MyM, Qball, PenSword72, WordNerd and 2 others like this

my body is at war:

the mind wants to run but the heart desires to come to rest.

#Brave&Stupid, #Boom, #Heart&Mind, #wtf

God-Like, zefrances, timothy21, only1alyssa, PenSword72, Qball, JodieT and meohmy like this

Actually, it's the wildest hearts that get broken, more often than the tamed. Because, tamed hearts are so, because they either settled for less than magical and extraordinary, or they already found it.

Reposted from anonymous

#plo, #Brave&Stupid, #Boom, #raw, #Love, #I'mLost, #WildAtHeart

God-Like, zefrances, PenSword72, UserOne, meohmy, JodieT and timothy21 like this

ships without harbour
have got to sail

#ForeverAlone, #Crash, #Boom, #Crushed, #Brave&Stupid

PenSword72, zefrances, StellaStella, jaybyrd, haddock, Qball, JodieT, WordNerd, sophh, Kush_Le and 2 others like this

It's gonna be magical

#Convention, #Middelkerke, #TattooLife, #I'mAboutToHaveA, #NervousBreakdown, #ButI'mDamnHappy, #ILoveMyJob, #Boom, @sophh!

zefrances, Qball, JodieT, timothy21, jonesygirl80, PenSword72, mng, haddock, meohmy, sophh and 1 other like this

I don't love casually. When I love, it's fierce. It's my soul ripped wide open and raw.
It's my whole heart on display. It's all I have and everything I know, handed over to you, like a gift.
And I hope you unwrap it gently.

#UnknownAuthor, #Love, #Fuckin'True, #raw, #fierce, #Brave&Stupid, #SBennettHenry

sonybox, TriniTDM, ChrisRota, jens99, dawn16, juneocallagh, Crickets5, Kush_Le, DygytAlice, haiden_ and 16 others like this

reposted by matembe-53, Stephanie_g215, Crickets5, dawn16 and SashoKremich

#NotInAGoodWay, #FuckFuckFuck, #ThisCan'tBeTrue, #NeedToGetWell, #ASAP, #ConventionRightAhead

PenSword72, Qball, haddock, JodieT and sophh like this

This orderly world is drowning me in its waves of safety.

I long to run free, even if that meant dying from thirst.

#escapetheaquarium, #RunFree, #NoFear

PenSword72, zefrances, juneocallagh, JodieT, timothy21, haddock, mng, meohmy, Qball and sophh like this

My heart tricks my brain into waking up several times at night, just to let me fall asleep again with the same thought in mind.

And all I can do is smile.

#ISeeWhatYouDoThere, #Heart&Mind, #TeamingUp, #I'mLost, #InAGoodWay, #Boom

mng, PenSword72, meohmy, Demetrius, timothy21 and haddock like this

What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger

Reposted from bold

#cheers, #NeverSurrender, #plo

haddock, PenSword72, bold, Qball, meohmy, mng, sophh, MyM, Convo_Ray, campino and 2 others like this

I get a kick out of you.

#JustLikeThat, #Boom, #NeverKnewWhatHitMe, #turningpoint

PenSword72, zefrances, meohmy, Demetrius, Qball, sophh, shespeaks94, swatchUSA and haddock like this

Hi, this is your life.

You got no idea what you're doing, right?

#life, #wtf

haddock, PenSword72, puzzlii, meohmy, JodieT and sophh like this

If life gives me hailstorms,
I make gin and tonic.

#HellYeah, #HailAsBigAsIceCubes, #Ginsanity

PenSword72, JodieT, meohmy, sophh and haddock like this

...the weather these days is a lot like me.

over thirty and very hot.

#Heatwave, #Summer, #Hot

BiteSenior, phuamaxx, MyM, ehab_faris, Viciouse31, BerlinGirl2014, haddock, Babs_77, Qball, Jamille and 6 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31, ehab_faris, ehab_faris and shankarrkn

too hot
too bold

#Heatwave

swatchUSA, JodieT, WordNerd, PenSword72, haddock and mng like this

Rock'n'Rollbausparvertrag

#BeerWithTheGuys, #Ginsanity, #RocknRoll, #Friends, #DrinkTheBluesAway

pipp, JodieT, sophh, haddock and PenSword72 like this

I'm waiting for chaos to find order in itself.

#ChaosAndOrder, #MoreChaos, #Clumsiness, #WoeIsMe, #Boom, #Brave&Stupid

sirskitten1, BerlinGirl2014, JodieT, ellenicole, daniel8a14, sophh, mng, meohmy, belma., Qball and 4 others like this

reposted by ellenicole, ellenicole and annemarit

#awkward, #yay, #Feelings, #I'mAboutToHaveA, #NervousBreakdown, #Boom

sirskitten1, janem803, hensch, dor1316, meohmy, annairie, belma., MyM, haddock, sophh and 4 others like this

Let your skin be a sanctuary for your dreams

#TattooLife, #Dreams, #ArtLife, #KeepsMeSane

PenSword72, JodieT, hensch, sophh, God-Like and jonesygirl80 like this

A magic dwells in each beginning

#quote, #Hesse, #BeginningsAreMagical, #WishIWasn'tSoCurious, #HopeIt'sNotGonnaBe, #awkward

hensch, Qball, sophh, shespeaks94, PenSword72, God-Like and haddock like this

If all of your wishes are granted,
many of your dreams will be destroyed.

#FortuneCookie

bold, God-Like, MyM, jonesygirl80, Proceline, shespeaks94, UserOne, kris, Qball and PenSword72 like this

I draw a line across your back to connect memories. Building bridges between the pain, the joy and the forgotten revelations. Sculpting future dreams from past feelings that were not mine to feel.
You're welcome.

#TattooLife, #ArtLife, #Compassion, @sophh

sirskitten1, EasierSaid246, curvema, Holly_M6, kayyla_nk, ayden_bZAR, lonelywolf, coertli, Babs_77, daniel8a14 and 14 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, flipper45, unsorrisoperte, coertli, quasl, vincent12 and sirskitten1

can you make some room
for a breath or two?

youtu.be

#omm, #TellsIt, #LikeItIs, #SlowDown

jonesygirl80, UserOne, Qball, meohmy, PenSword72 and sophh like this

I was born of fire and
there will always be a spark in my heart to rekindle my spirit.

#NeverSurrender

EasierSaid246, jonesygirl80, zefrances, JodieT, timothy21, meohmy, dor1316, annairie, Qball, kris and 1 other like this

...and I go
na na na na na

she's got the look!

#Roxette, #Concert, #Yesterday, #WeHadABlast

meohmy, _ATOMIC, Qball, JodieT, WordNerd, PenSword72, campino, zefrances and sophh like this

thank you, those who keep my flame alive.
it means the world to me.

#FellowArtists, #YouRock, #ThanksAThousandTimes, @WordNerd

PenSword72, WordNerd, JodieT, sophh, Lirpae.., Qball and hensch like this

I like my men sophisticated

with a little twist of insane

Reposted from anonymous

#plo, #HellYeah, #AndMyLadiesToo

shespeaks94, sophh and JodieT like this

I wish retail therapy was covered by health insurance.

#RetailTherapy, #HappyPlace

mademoiselle98, Qball and JodieT like this

if you love someone, let them go.
if you hate someone, let them go.
basically, let everybody go.

people are stupid.

#ResolutionBlues, #people, #peoplesuck

StinkyBreath, jdbooij, JodieT, zefrances, rudeamplitude and sophh like this

I'm the kind of woman about whom, when my feet hit the floor in the morning, the devil says:
"Oh no, she's up!"

#HellAndHighwater, #IWon'tBackDown, #GirlPower

StinkyBreath, meohmy, belma., PenSword72, UserOne, Qball, MyM and sophh like this

stomach.
please stop.

#nervous, #guts

PenSword72, sophh and hensch like this

Whenever I manage to fuck up full-scale, there's feelings involved.

Feelings are tricky little mofos.

#Feelings, #MakeMyHeadAche, #ClumsinessGalore

Jamille, sophh, zefrances, JodieT, mng and Qball like this

well then...that was my first convention weekend.
did I like it?

hell yeah!

#TattooLife, #ConventionWeekend, #We'reAllMadHere, #Inksiders, @sophh

janem803, PenSword72, God-Like, dor1316, sophh, Jamille, JodieT, MyM, UserOne, shespeaks94 and 1 other like this

Billion dollar idea:
Alarm clocks that release spiders.

Now you're up, right?

#BigBucks, #HereICome, #BusinessIdeas, #IKnowImEvil

God-Like, JodieT, UserOne, sophh, blackboxmagic, MyM and PenSword72 like this

destination: anywhere but here

#roadtrip, #LetsGetLost

antonia1, Convo_Ray, PenSword72, Qball, zefrances, meohmy, MyM, UserOne, JodieT, sophh and 1 other like this

those who care about you hear you even when you're quiet.

#LostMyVoice, #MissYou, #BestFriends

janem803, moyang, JodieT, WordNerd, Luenchen, MyM, dor1316, Jamille, sophh, Qball and 4 others like this

I wasn't born a failure

youtu.be

#GoodMorning

God-Like, meohmy, Qball, sophh, shespeaks94, MyM and PenSword72 like this

we have so many lives, us humans. some long, some short, some inexplicably painful.

all we can do is try to live and love more fiercefully.

#quote, #AFP, #word, #love, #fiercefully, #togetheragainstleukemia

matembe-53, daniel8a14, timothy21, foenix, sophh, eule10012, shespeaks94, MyM, PaolaChvz, tommogirl_679 and 8 others like this

reposted by coertli

the way those boots hug her ankles
and how her legs are just the right amount of flesh and bones.

#EveryDay, #Trivia, #beauty, #StandingOnTheOutside, #LookingIn

kris, meohmy, zefrances, WordNerd, JodieT, Qball, hensch and Luenchen like this

reality check:
your girl friends will probably outlive your husband.

#GirlsWillBeGirls, #life, #love, #friends

mng, Qball, shespeaks94, kris and PenSword72 like this

ghosts of my childhood
stay with me, if you will.

find a place where there's water,
hold you under 'til you're still.

#quote, #TMG

JodieT, swatchUSA, Qball, meohmy and PenSword72 like this

sitting next to each other on that couch,
knees barely touching.

that smile.

#StuffDreamsAreMadeOf, #StuffPeopleDo, #StandingOnTheOutside, #LookingIn

mizim, MyM, zefrances, sophh, meohmy, JodieT, SteveBob, only1alyssa, Luenchen, shespeaks94 and 3 others like this

not giving
a fuck
can be
big mojo sometimes

#TryingMyVeryBest

WordNerd, zefrances and sophh like this

We know where you live.
We LIVE where you live!

#cockroach, #Joe'sApartment

_ATOMIC, swatchUSA, shespeaks94, bold, Qball, mng, MyM, PenSword72, sophh and JodieT like this

"If you were a fairy, what would your name be?"

"Drinker Bell."

#FairyTale, #Cheers

meohmy, StinkyBreath, _ATOMIC, God-Like, PenSword72, JodieT, Qball and sophh like this

Flirting when you're drunk is like grocery shopping when you're hungry.
High risk of taking something home you didn't want in the first place.

#DatingAdvice, #flirting, #SingleLife

Jamille, PenSword72, JodieT, Qball, avant-garde, MyM, Proceline, shespeaks94, meohmy, creatorbeats and 4 others like this

If you dare to sit back and read, my eyes will tell you stories your ears wouldn't believe.

#Introverts, #LetThemTalk

BeatMeter, PenSword72, God-Like, zefrances, WordNerd, juneocallagh, meohmy and MyM like this

a world in which there are monsters, and ghosts, and things that want to steal your heart is a world in which there are angels, and dreams, and a world in which there is hope.

#quote, #NeilGaiman, #GoodNight, #Hope

UserOne, petegutz2, sirskitten1, mizim, Jamille, God-Like, zefrances, Luenchen, belma., MyM and 7 others like this

reposted by petegutz2

I remember when I was told how the body changes when we grow up to be women.
Hair in strange places? Feeling ready to kill someone once a month?

I really wondered if I was going to be a woman or a werewolf.

#Memories, #GrowingUp, #Change, #GirlStuff, #FactsOfLife

God-Like, blackboxmagic, JodieT, zefrances, MyM, PenSword72, makalapua, sophh, SteveBob and Qball like this

Sleeping 16 hours and sit on the couch for the rest of the day, looking scornfully at the world.

I'd make a perfect cat.

#CatContent, #CatLady, #Meow

God-Like, blackboxmagic, zefrances, meohmy, Convo_Ray, sophh, kris, PenSword72 and JodieT like this

I'm cute as hell

...which incidentally is where I came from.

#ShootsLookFrom, #Beneath

Fmon, ChrisRota, Sunshine123, Jamille, _ATOMIC, _Nathalie_, perellano, truthseeker57, fakeaccont, jayblue and 23 others like this

reposted by Luenchen, Godzilla, jayblue and Jamille

Kids, don't follow my steps.
I tend to run into things.

#Advice, #BumpyRoad, #Ouch

sophh, jonesygirl80, meohmy, swatchUSA, God-Like, ManuTiger, PenSword72, zefrances, MyM, JodieT and 1 other like this

If you're feeling down,
I can feel you up.

#JustSayin

MyM, meohmy, dor1316, PenSword72, jonesygirl80, Qball, _ATOMIC, jaybyrd, God-Like, sophh and 1 other like this

Sweat pants, beer, trashy horror movies.
Yeah, I'm the romantic type.

#SingleLife, #MovieNight, #NotGoingOut, #InStyle

BerlinGirl2014, rudeamplitude, meohmy, PenSword72, God-Like, Qball, sophh and JodieT like this

Some stars only shine so bright because there are no others around.

#quote, #GrandMa, #SingleLife

ainistown, God-Like, jonesygirl80, Qball, meohmy, JodieT, _ATOMIC, sophh, PenSword72, swatchUSA and 1 other like this

Nothing reminds you more distinctly of being single than the minimum order value at a pizza delivery service.

#PizzaForTheWin, #SingleLife, #SaturdayNight, #QualityTime

ainistown, PenSword72, JodieT, mng, LASKYE, sophh, meohmy, MyM and zefrances like this

The fears we do not dare to face will become our boundaries.

#FaceYourFear

l1zash, sunny71, Jamille, PenSword72, GripFast, God-Like, sophh, zefrances, Qball, Proceline and 5 others like this

If you were a dream I'd sleep forever.

#FarinUrlaub, #LiveInConcert, #Tonight, #DreamsAreMyReality, #MirFehlenDieWorte

kara.zorel, hensch, God-Like, JodieT, Luenchen, meohmy, baconbro27, dor1316, sophh, MyM and 3 others like this

I believe that anyone is free
to choose acceptance over bigotry.

#JustSayin', #FreedomOfChoice

PenSword72, zefrances, Qball, meohmy, juliettebravo, sophh, WordNerd, Lirpae.., shespeaks94, mng and 2 others like this

I don't think they are worth a contest!

Reposted from Luenchen

#ikr, #please, #like, #original, #plo, #kimye

_ATOMIC, MyM, JodieT, dor1316, Qball, meohmy, swatchUSA, sophh and Luenchen like this

Kryptophallophobia

the fear of your tattoo artist hiding penis(es) in your custom design because you treated him/her rude

Reposted from no667

#Reprise, #Oops, #IDidItAgain, #TattooLife

PenSword72, God-Like, JodieT, jaybyrd, meohmy, juneocallagh, PennyLame, sophh, mng and MyM like this

When I die, bury me face down, so the whole world can kiss my ass.

#HaveAGorgeous, #Sunday, #FellowBolders, #Life, #KissAss, @juneocallagh

PenSword72, StellaStella, JodieT, zefrances, sophh, Qball, meohmy, juneocallagh and _ATOMIC like this

I'm actually the most patient, understanding and pleasant person on earth.

And then I wake up.

#GoAway, #MorningPeople, #MakeMyHeadAche, #argh

zefrances, jonesygirl80, mng, juneocallagh, aana, meohmy, creatorbeats, sophh and BJcore like this

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

#quote, #CalvinAndHobbes, #Religion, #OMG

PenSword72, zefrances, Qball, MyM, JodieT, Convo_Ray and Proceline like this

sometimes the person you'd take a bullet for is the one aiming at you.

#Plottwist, #TrustNoOne, #PeopleSuck

Kush_Le, zefrances, God-Like, Qball, swatchUSA, ruhip, BerlinGirl2014, mademoiselle98, sophh, WordNerd and 2 others like this

The
saddest
thing about betrayal
is that it
never comes from your
enemies.

Reposted from alisonmarina

#PeopleSuck, #AloneProtectsMe, #ByeBye, #Friendship

Lieutenant, God-Like, Qball, juneocallagh, meohmy, Lirpae.., jaybyrd, chipdicks and sophh like this

Be the person who smiles,
not the one who doesn't smile back.

#happiness

Qball, CastielsHoney, God-Like, meohmy, zefrances, JodieT and MyM like this

Shoutout to all my ex-bosses who told me I'd never make it.

#boss, #selfemployed, #LikeABoss, #HellYeah

PenSword72, swatchUSA, zefrances, JodieT, only1alyssa, jaybyrd, sophh, blackboxmagic, juneocallagh and MyM like this

Life gets better by change,
not by chance.

#change, #life

zefrances, only1alyssa, juneocallagh, MyM, meohmy and ManuTiger like this

close your eyes and then it's past;
story of my life

#quote, #SocialDistortion, #StoryOfMyLife, #InConcertTonight, #Colog, #Cologne, #duh

JodieT, zefrances, jonesygirl80, Moon-D, jaybyrd and sophh like this

some people become cops because they want to make the world a better place.

some people become vandals because they want to make the world a better looking place.

Reposted from _Nathalie_

#ArtLife, #Draw&Disorder

God-Like, jaybyrd, SteveBob, jonesygirl80, HasaanAziz, MyM, zefrances, PenSword72 and sophh like this

Hell is other people

before breakfast.

#BonjourSartre, #MorningPeople, #MakeMyHeadAche, #argh

zefrances, mademoiselle98, meohmy, JodieT, PenSword72 and sophh like this

Ice cream and me have a few things in common:
we're both cold and sweet and if you don't take your time, we'll leave you with a brain freeze.

#icecream, #DatingAdvice

jonesygirl80, zefrances, juneocallagh, MyM, meohmy, sophh and PenSword72 like this

#stopanimalcruelty, #tigertuesday

zefrances, JodieT, mng, dor1316, shespeaks94 and PenSword72 like this

I don't want to go viral,
I want to set hearts on fire.

#quote, #CocoJGinger, #love

LASKYE, JodieT, PenSword72, zefrances and pasquale85 like this

cat hair is lonely people glitter

#CatContent, #CatLady, #Meow

vivabu, swatchUSA, blackboxmagic, JodieT, cocomojoe65, Convo_Ray, sophh, mademoiselle98 and mng like this

Behind every successful woman stands a man who...,
well... in most cases he just stands there for, you know, "safety reasons".

#Success, #Safety, #Sarcasm, #Life

perellano, BerlinGirl2014, Jamille, zefrances, dor1316, jaybyrd, Babs_77, LASKYE, Convo_Ray, MyM and 4 others like this

reposted by Convo_Ray

and if your heart is broken,
let your heart be broken.

#Some, #BrokenHearts, #NeverMend, #NeverMind, #LifeIsBeautiful

janem803, ManuTiger, jonesygirl80, meohmy, mng, baconbro27 and God-Like like this

looks like this is a gin-gin situation

#BestFriends, #GinTonic, #NoMoreTears, #MuchMoreGin

SinaFr, CastielsHoney, stormyray28, shespeaks94, sophh, JodieT, mng, daniel8a14 and PenSword72 like this

It's nice to see you're so happy.
Even if you don't tell me anymore.

#BestFriends, #NoMore, #LongDistance, #SocialMedia, #Friendship

zefrances, JodieT, sophh, God-Like, MyM, juneocallagh and jaybyrd like this

Das Einzige was mich nach elf Stunden Arbeit zum lächeln bringt:
400g blutiges Rindfleisch und ein grüner Salat.

#AfterWorkWellness, #HellYeah, #Steak, #noOffenseVeggies, #VeryRare

sophh and JoRie like this

If my head turns in your direction with that moony, glass-eyed look, it usually means I still don't want to talk to you.

#duh, #people, #life, #INeedSleep

only1alyssa, JodieT, LASKYE, avant-garde, juneocallagh, swatchUSA, sophh and aana like this

pain is just

weakness

leaving

your body

#TattooLife, #CustomerQuote, #pain, #weakness

JodieT, zefrances, God-Like, swatchUSA, meohmy, mng, PenSword72 and jaybyrd like this

to catch a spider you need a piece of paper and a glass:

1. write HELP on piece of paper. put in window.
2. fill glass with vodka.
3. drink.
4. repeat until help arrives.

#spider, #ImpressiveTechnique, #vodka, @jaybyrd

BerlinGirl2014, Jamille, yvonne_sauer, dor1316, God-Like, aana, waylon1122, jaybyrd, MyM, sophh and 6 others like this

Our lives are like a messy room in complete darkness.
We never know what we'll step on next.

#Life, #Surprise, #HopeIt'sNotALego

God-Like, aana, waylon1122, LASKYE, PenSword72, zefrances, swatchUSA, sophh, meohmy and juneocallagh like this

If you're condemned to live in the friend zone,
you might as well improve your interior decorating skills.

#CallMe, #MarthaStewart, #OfFriendzone

aana, waylon1122, PenSword72, LASKYE, zefrances, meohmy, mng, juneocallagh, JodieT, God-Like and 1 other like this

Momente sind wie Geister von Vergangenheit und Zukunft, die Echos und Erwartungen dessen, was war und was sein könnte.

#quote, #MarkRowlands, #Momente, #Augenblick

PenSword72 likes this

I hate it when I work so much and suddenly it's already Easter and I don't even have one stinky chocolate candy egg in the whole damn house!
:(

#HelloWorld, #ThisIsJustMe, #WorkingMyBunsOff, #AllIWantIs, #ALittleChocolate, #AndACuteEasterBunny, #DamnIt

waylon1122, StellaStella, zefrances, MyM, JodieT, juneocallagh, PenSword72 and sophh like this

I'm on my second drink

but I've had a few before

#quote, #donnas, #ginsanity

zefrances, JodieT, sophh, only1alyssa, aana, LASKYE, PenSword72, dor1316 and jaybyrd like this

#HowDoYouFeel, #RibbedForHerPleasure, #WaynesWorld, #DrinkingWithTheGuys, #IHateWhenThey, #BringTheirGroupies

JodieT, PenSword72 and jaybyrd like this

and an astronaut could've seen the hunger in my eyes
from space.

#StillEmpty, #GinsanityTomorrow, #WokeUpNew, #Lyrics, #TMG, #GetLonely

mizim, zefrances, Babs_77, sophh, swatchUSA, jonesygirl80, jaybyrd, SteveBob, meohmy, avant-garde and 2 others like this

I bought a new deodorant yesterday. It says "remove cap and push up bottom".
Walking hurts a bit, but whenever I fart the room smells like a spring flower bouquet.

#SpringHasSprung, #PersonalHygiene, #UpYours

janem803, Kush_Le, marie3895, zefrances, meohmy, Babs_77, sophh, aana, JodieT, MyM and 2 others like this

pain makes people change

#I'mOffToWork, #MemorialTattoo, #Life, #Death, #Pain, #Change, #TattooLife, #HaveAGoodFriday

Krimi63, MerryMarvel, Moon-D, zefrances, PenSword72, Qball, aana, meohmy, juneocallagh, sophh and 2 others like this

light
it
up
blue

#liub, #waad, #AutismAwareness, #April2nd

n.schi, zefrances, Qball, PenSword72, sophh and JodieT like this

stop looking at my pussy

cat

#profilepic, #pussy, @Boldomatic

emanuel1981, GeoRocka, sophh, zefrances, JodieT, annairie, MyM, pasquale85 and PenSword72 like this

If not in this life, I'll be scoring with you in the next one.

#birth, #rebirth, #boomchickapowpow, #that, #thing, #FoxyLady

ChampionPeace, sophh, zefrances, JodieT, LASKYE, meohmy, mng and PenSword72 like this

come here kitty kitty

#meow, #AprilFools, @Boldomatic

zefrances, Qball, PenSword72, JodieT, meohmy, SteveBob and sophh like this

Mommy never tires of letting you know how you don't make up for all the pain she endured.

#birth, #I'mSuchALetdown, #MotherlyLove, #AskMeAgain, #WhyIDon'tHaveKids

PenSword72, jaybyrd, Qball, WordNerd, sophh, aana, annairie, MyM, zefrances and JodieT like this

just spent two hours in a pub, inhaling 2nd hand cigarette smoke without the slightest chance of getting my hands on a gin and tonic.

worst staff meeting ever.

#Surprise, #NothingHasChanged, #StaffMeetingOfDoom, #IDidn'tChooseThe, #PubLife

guggigirl, LASKYE, only1alyssa, sophh, aana, MyM, meohmy, JodieT, Qball, PenSword72 and 1 other like this

My girl friends and me syncked our cycles.
It feels like we're no longer friends, we're gang members.

#Girls, #GangLife, #ReignInBlood, #BF, #BestFriends, #Friendship

PenSword72, Qball, jaybyrd, JodieT, jonesygirl80, annairie, marie3895 and sophh like this

One of these days you might wake up and discover how much I really mean to you.

And I will wake up as well, next to someone who realized that way earlier.

#LostLove, #LetGo, #love, #lesson, #RelationShit

janem803, jessylynn, soyy, PenSword72, Qball, jaybyrd, JodieT, jonesygirl80, MyM, sophh and 1 other like this

reposted by jessylynn

Sometimes a hug is all I need.

And sex.
And 10.000€.

#needs, #FeelingSundayish, #ChocolateIsNiceToo

bapu, PenSword72, Qball, BJcore, jonesygirl80, MyM, meohmy, jaybyrd, JodieT, sophh and 1 other like this

The only spirit left in me these days comes from a bottle

Reposted from sophh

#IFeelYou, #SoTired, #SoEmpty, #FillMeUp

JodieT, Moon-D, zefrances, sophh and WordNerd like this

go ahead, call me insane.

because it is easier for you to tell your friends I'm crazy than to admit you made a mistake.

#PeopleSuck, #AloneProtectsMe, #Relationshit, #craziness

Fmon, perellano, Vandtastic, daniel8a14, angellize69, PACAIR, Lirpae.., PaolaChvz, Luenchen, niniel and 15 others like this

reposted by Alicar4, Stephanie_g215, NEBRASKA and Kush_Le

you'd look good

in a grave

#DrinkingAndFlirting, #I'mANatural, #omg, #SaveMenkind, #ConversationStopper, #DatingAdvice

cybersont, Kush_Le, marie3895, liliththunder, Lirpae.., JodieT, LASKYE, zefrances, jaybyrd, SteveBob and 3 others like this

No, this is really my first time ever.

#whitelie, #FirstTimeEver, #AllPurpose, #UseIt, #ForAnything, #FunKinkyOrIllegal, #WhyAreFirsts, #SoImportantToUs?

hensch, Moon-D, BerlinGirl2014, dor1316, zefrances, meohmy, JodieT, SteveBob, PenSword72, jaybyrd and 5 others like this

I'll get along, don't worry.

#whitelie, #Nr1

mizim, BerlinGirl2014, CastielsHoney, LASKYE, swatchUSA, zefrances, PenSword72, sophh, jaybyrd and JodieT like this

Often I find myself in a crowded place, desperately searching for a soul to connect to, being surrounded by many but still standing alone.

#I'mALover, #ButALoner

only1alyssa, CastielsHoney, LASKYE, zefrances, Demetrius, PenSword72, sophh, MyM, jaybyrd and JodieT like this

Find someone who acknowledges everything you have done and will do.

Dont waste your time on anything less.

#Friendship, #Relationship, #Don'tSettleForLess

PenSword72, CastielsHoney, only1alyssa, jonesygirl80, meohmy, Qball, JodieT and sophh like this

solar eclipse 2015:

the thin line between
"I can't see shit." and "I can't see shit."

#Eclipse, #2015, #ICan'tSeeShit

jonesygirl80, LASKYE, Qball, zefrances, WordNerd, sophh and PenSword72 like this

I wish I was as slim and pretty as back then when I thought
I was fat and ugly.

#bodyshame, #lookism, #selfhate, #beauty, #beautystandards, #body

JodieT, meohmy, sophh, MyM, shespeaks94, jaybyrd and Qball like this

Kryptophallophobia

the fear of your tattoo artist hiding penis(es) in your custom design because you treated him/her rude

#phobia, #HiddenPenis, #NotKidding, #WeDoThat, #tattoolife, @PenSword72, @JodieT, @sophh

eboy, aussi-girl90, Jamille, MyM, Morgaine, meohmy, LASKYE, jaybyrd, sophh, Qball and 3 others like this

reposted by no667

So, you thought being rude to your tattoo artist just because you felt like bitching was a clever idea?
Being the one about to alter your appearance permanently I can tell you:

It was not.

#TattooLife, #CustomersFromHell, #ImpoliteAsFuck, @sophh

Qball, zefrances, CastielsHoney, PenSword72, sophh and JodieT like this

it really
doesn't pay
to think
so much
about stuff
you already
left behind

#overthinking, #does, #not, #pay, #LetGo, @JodieT.

haddock, Kush_Le, Talos210, meohmy, ruhip, LASKYE, ellenicole, sophh, mng, WordNerd and 1 other like this

reposted by Talos210, coertli and Kush_Le

I should surprise myself today and make it out of bed in time.

#sunday, #work, #selfemployed, #NotAlwaysFun

dor1316, keebeng, mehr, mademoiselle98, JodieT, annairie, sophh, aana and jaybyrd like this

Bold is thicker than water.

#just, #sayin

cybersont, Kush_Le, mehr, jonesygirl80, sophh, MyM, shespeaks94, meohmy, jaybyrd, WordNerd and 3 others like this

It's Friday 13th and I didn't have my coffee yet.

Be. very. scared.

#friday13th, #scary, #coffee, #mornings

PenSword72, mehr, jonesygirl80, Babs_77, zefrances, only1alyssa, MyM, CastielsHoney, Qball, JodieT and 3 others like this

DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.

#myperspective, #RIP, #SirTerryPratchett

cybersont, BerlinGirl2014, Jamille, mehr, Demetrius, only1alyssa, aana, JodieT, sophh, Babs_77 and 7 others like this

Don't believe them.
You are gorgeous.

#YesYouAre, #AndYouToo, #gorgeous, #myeffin'perspective, #FuckLookism

ChrisRota, Jamille, ManuTiger, KATE., ellenicole, WordNerd, Qball, zefrances, jonesygirl80, VamosBarca and 10 others like this

That moment when you use the additional toothbrush to clean the faucets.
That's when you know you don't want that person in your life no more.

#NoMoreGuest-Nights, #SpringCleaning, #relationshit, #PersonalHygiene

janem803, ellenicole, mehr, zefrances, PenSword72, JodieT, meohmy, Babs_77, sophh, ruhip and 3 others like this

#SaturdayNight, #SundayMorning, #GinTonic, #Friends, #Here'sToUs, #WeDrinkToForget

PenSword72, LASKYE, annairie, sophh, only1alyssa and JodieT like this

Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.

#WorldWomensDay, #Women, #Feminism

only1alyssa, LASKYE, JodieT, blackboxmagic, PennyLame, annairie, sophh, zefrances and ruhip like this

I don't believe there is anything in this world YOU would be afraid of.

#quote, #customer, #dumbstruck, #OhYes, #IAmThe, #GreatPretender, @JodieT, @pen

mizim, hensch, zefrances, merry, belma., Qball, sophh, PenSword72, jaybyrd, LASKYE and 2 others like this

Hast du Ideen...
oder haben Ideen dich?

#machen!

PenSword72 likes this

How do I tell someone politely that each word they're saying takes me one step closer to death?

#ExcuseMe, #ImAGoodListener, #But, #WillYou, #STFU, #WastingMyTime

eboy, perellano, Jamille, rudeamplitude, LASKYE, only1alyssa, zefrances, CastielsHoney, PenSword72, jaybyrd and 8 others like this

Liking your own posts is like giving yourself a "well done" pat on the back after masturbating.

#selflove, #mhm, #ThinkAboutIt

CurrentNobody, Jamille, pankajmb, zefrances, JodieT, Babs_77, WordNerd, puzzlii, only1alyssa, LASKYE and 6 others like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

"What do you do in your free time?"

"I stalk."

"Really? I enjoy walks in the park or go to the movies with friends."

"I know."

#Stalker, #FreeTime, #plottwist

Mapiya, maudit, cybersont, Jamille, MyM, LASKYE, Qball, CastielsHoney, zefrances, Babs_77 and 7 others like this

Blaming an entire gender for your inability to sustain an adult relationship is immature.

In addition everyone knows boys are stupid.

#YeahRight, #GoAheadGirls, #BuzzTalk, #on, #PublicTransport, #Nonstop, #Facepalming

bold, LASKYE, CastielsHoney, zefrances, PenSword72, jaybyrd, JodieT and sophh like this

me: Finally...the worst is over! Time to relax now.

my life: I spy, I spy with my little eye...

#MurphysLaw, #SchlimmerGehtImmer

Qball, zefrances, PenSword72, JodieT, sophh and jaybyrd like this

empty
heart
on
fire

#feeling, #small

zefrances, blackboxmagic, kfasheldon, Qball, annairie, PenSword72, sophh and Demetrius like this

When I wear my headphones in public I'm actually not always listening to music.
I just don't want people to talk to me.

#Confessions, #ofAnIntrovert, #IHateSmallTalk, #ButIStillLoveMusic, #Headphones, #InPublic

maudit, wesen, zefrances, LASKYE, blackboxmagic, MyM, PenSword72, aana, JodieT, annairie and 1 other like this

reposted by pankajmb

there's
never
a
good
excuse
for
a
bad
copy.

#AlwaysBeYourself, #NoCopyCats

juneocallagh, LASKYE, Qball, PenSword72 and jaybyrd like this

We are never too old to dream and we dream until the last night

Reposted from zefrances

#DreamOn, #PleaseLike, #OriginalPost

ManuTiger, juneocallagh, sophh, Lirpae.., annairie, LASKYE, PenSword72 and jaybyrd like this

The only reason I put anyone's number
into my phone
is to know who I'm sending to voicemail.

#plottwist, #CallMeMaybe

rudeamplitude, zefrances, juneocallagh, annairie, blackboxmagic, JodieT, PenSword72, sophh, bold, shespeaks94 and 1 other like this

Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes

of bullshit.

#plottwist, #people, #life, #bs

liliththunder, Qball, zefrances, LASKYE, sabchen, meohmy, EliseD, PenSword72, sophh, shespeaks94 and 1 other like this

Being reasonable is like being dead.

Only, you know, prior to that.

#rationality, #reason, #dead, #plottwist

zefrances, CastielsHoney, JodieT, LASKYE, PenSword72, hebdifescht, juneocallagh, aana, Qball and sophh like this

I'm not weird, baby.
I happen to have a look of otherness about me that you find menacing.
Don't worry.
It is simply my ability to see beauty beyond your established standards.

#FuckYourStandards, #Lookism, #JustBeYourself, #beauty, #bodyshame, #selflove

dor1316, ChrisRota, FanaticNoob, WordNerd, LASKYE, Qball, annairie, juneocallagh, sophh, PenSword72 and 4 others like this

reposted by beatriz33 and ChrisRota

the problem is not your crazies. the problem is finding somebody who's crazies go well with yours.

#DoesThis, #StraitJacket, #MakeMe, #LookFat, #?

wesen, JodieT, sophh, LASKYE, annairie, meohmy, Qball, PenSword72 and shespeaks94 like this

I saw two shooting stars last night,
I wished on them but they were only satellites.
Is it wrong to wish on space hardware?
I wish, I wish, I wish you'd care...

youtu.be

#BillyBragg, #NewEngland, #LoveThisSong

CastielsHoney, LASKYE, kfasheldon, Qball, aana, PenSword72, sophh, zefrances, MyM and JodieT like this

Whatever your ex did to you,
I'm not here to mend it.

#NoRemedy, #relationshit

soyy, LASKYE, MyM, aana, meohmy, JodieT, Qball, zefrances, sophh, annairie and 1 other like this

Let's have a look at my bodyart and redefine the term "lasting relationship".

#bodyart, #tattoos, #relationship

zefrances, Qball, annairie, Babs_77, meohmy, aana, jonesygirl80, PenSword72, sophh and JodieT like this

[ ] single
[ ] taken
[x] tattooing

#married, #to, #my, #machines, #single, #relationshit

aussi-girl90, jonesygirl80, JodieT, sophh, aana, shespeaks94, LASKYE, PenSword72, annairie and belma. like this

reposted by sophh

Silence is such a lonely sound.

Reposted from MyM

#HellYeah

annairie, Qball and JodieT like this

Pretending we've always been
"just friends"
is like telling a lie everybody knows about over and over again.

#ItsRidiculous, #AndRude, #DontKnow, #ShouldIFeel, #SadOrAngry, #?

janem803, LASKYE, belma., zefrances, PenSword72, JodieT, sophh, Qball and MyM like this

Night is not something to endure until dawn.
It is an element, like wind or fire.
Darkness is its own kingdom; it moves to its own laws, and many living things dwell in it.

#quote, #PatriciaAMcKillip, #RiddleMaster, #night, #darkness

WordNerd, CastielsHoney, Demetrius, sophh, MyM, annairie, juneocallagh, meohmy, Qball, LASKYE and 2 others like this

who let me adult?

i can't adult!

#badhabits, #childish, #IDontWanna, #GrowUp

JodieT, sophh, MyM, davidzuercher, juneocallagh, meohmy, LASKYE, PenSword72 and shespeaks94 like this

reposted by acctry

I am convinced that
different people
awaken different beasts in you.

#quote, #FoundOnTheInterwebs, #beastmode, #MichelleK

niniel, zefrances, JodieT, sophh, MyM, juneocallagh, meohmy, LASKYE, PenSword72 and prncsfelice like this

Du musst auch mal Gefühle zulassen!

Sind zu.

#badhabits, #Gefühlsgedöns

foenix, davidzuercher, swatchUSA, juneocallagh, belma. and PenSword72 like this

I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone.

Reposted from no667

#badhabits, #pottymouth

Qball, zefrances, MyM, LASKYE, aana, PenSword72, annairie, kfasheldon and sophh like this

Blaming everything on the volition of some imaginery superior power instead of taking on responsibility for their own wretched lives is truly one of the most annoying habits of mankind.

#badhabits, #religion, #god, #convenience, #YouOnlyGot, #YourselfToBlame, #responsibility

juliettebravo, Qball, zefrances, MyM, aana, PenSword72, meohmy, JodieT, annairie, kfasheldon and 1 other like this

reposted by no667

You said I was as dangerous as a bad habit.
But you also said you were no quitter.

#badhabits, #quitter

keebeng, LASKYE, sophh, annairie, zefrances and PenSword72 like this

No matter what you do, the total of your bad habits always stays the same.

#badhabits, #GranTellsIt, #LikeItIs

keebeng, annairie, zefrances, PenSword72, shespeaks94, meohmy and JodieT like this

#ProfilePic, #expectations, #date, #drinks, #DatingAdvice

ChrisRota, Lieutenant, eboy, Convo_Ray, WordNerd, niniel, ellenicole, keebeng, LASKYE, Qball and 12 others like this

panda bears are living proof:
if you're wearing a cute outfit, nobody's gonna call you fat.

#ItsAMatterOfStyle, #panda, #cute, #outfit

ChrisRota, AnaManzana, phuamaxx, Sunshine123, Jamille, _ATOMIC, jdbooij, dadalu, keebeng, skai and 15 others like this

reposted by shankarrkn

If you had to decide between losing weight and chocolate - would you go for dark, white or milk chocolate?

#chocolate, #TrueLove, #weight, #LessDiets, #MoreRiots, #choose, #option, #diet

curlydounia, whipssmarts, maudit, phuamaxx, Jamille, juneocallagh, StinkyBreath, jdbooij, niniel, keebeng and 11 others like this

reposted by jdbooij, shankarrkn and curlydounia

God made us girl friends because no mother in the world could put up with us as sisters.

#bf, #girlfriends, #giggles, #friends, #family, #love, #WalkingDisaster

CastielsHoney, MyM, LASKYE, zefrances, annairie, Qball, jaybyrd, PenSword72, Lirpae.., JodieT and 1 other like this

"Teach me how to whistle with two fingers!"

"I can't, Gran. You'll have to ask Mom, she knows how to do it."

"Good heavens, no! ...she will say I'm a crazy old woman!"

#StillSmiling, #GoodMemories, #MissUGrandma, #love, #InCaseYoure, #Wondering, #ThisWasPre, #YouTube, #family

jonesygirl80, PenSword72, zefrances, JodieT, kfasheldon, LASKYE and annairie like this

"That's not what a lady does."
you said and closed the door behind me.

"Not in public. But tell me, does it taste better?"

#Remembering, #Grandma, #DrinkingBeer, #FromTheBottle, #SheKnewBest, #IMissHer

PenSword72, LASKYE, Strava, JodieT, zefrances, sophh and kfasheldon like this

Es gibt Menschen, die muss man einfach gehen lassen.

Aber dich hätte ich schubsen sollen.

#Abschied, #ByeBye, #FortMitSchaden

People
who say

"Only God can judge me"

obviously
never met my mother.

#people, #life, #judge, #god, #sarcasm, #WeCallHerTheDemon, #mom

cybersont, Jamille, Convo_Ray, satan, zefrances, LASKYE, sophh, juneocallagh, MyM, JodieT and 4 others like this

Only those who dare to fail greatly
can ever achieve greatly.

#quote, #RobertFKennedy, #failure, #success

Jamille, ManuTiger, zefrances, LASKYE, sophh, meohmy, mng, annairie, hebdifescht, PenSword72 and 3 others like this

I didn't bold that!

Acetaminophen, lidocaine hydrochloride, caffeine and two shots of NyQuil did.

#nevermind, #JustMe, #tripping, #OnFluMeds

PenSword72, MyM, Qball, LASKYE, kfasheldon, shespeaks94, sophh, zefrances and JodieT like this

Help!
I've stayed in bed since tuesday, slept a lot, drank an ocean of ginger tea, gave myself a pedi, watched a ton of TED talks, gargled with salt water and ate a family-sized pot of homemade chicken soup.

What's your special cold remedy?

#really, #IJustWanna, #GetBackTo, #Work, #GetWell, #SicknessSucks, @jaybyrd, @JodieT, @MyM

MyM, LASKYE, mng, zefrances, kfasheldon, JodieT, jaybyrd, PenSword72 and sophh like this

Women, do the world a service- date a man with a ponytail.
Then, in the middle of the night, cut it off.

Reposted from Blitzkrieg

#DelilahSaysHi, #JustDoIt, #Hair, #Dating, #Advise, #Advice

LASKYE, JodieT, sophh and shespeaks94 like this

There is a word for the most comfortable yet uncomfortable way to sleep.

Catonthebed.

#catonthebed, #CatLife, #meow, #sleep

PenSword72, mng, annairie, zefrances, MyM, sophh, LASKYE, blackboxmagic, bold and JodieT like this

If someone denies you the relief of dialogue, you are left with the burden of unsaid words and unnamed feelings. This inner monologue is capable of not only dulling your days ad infinitum but of strangling you, leaving behind only numbness. Find your valve to set it free. Relieve yourself.

#SilentTreatment, #FindYour, #CreativeVoice, #LetGo, #Arts, #Music, #Dance, #Pain, #AnyOutletWillDo

BeatMeter, janem803, Vandtastic, dor1316, lonelywolf, millemuus99, WordNerd, zefrances, MyM, blackboxmagic and 8 others like this

reposted by no667, coertli and sirskitten1

Good morning, world.

Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

#GoodMorning, #sarcasm

Jamille, Proceline, satan, dor1316, merry, Qball, zefrances, jaybyrd, juneocallagh, meohmy and 6 others like this

I'm completely ok with being single, but

hell
damn
fuck
shit

I miss smooching.

#single, #life

sophh, MyM, LASKYE, annairie, JodieT, bold, PenSword72, Lirpae.. and jaybyrd like this

Yeah, tell me how lucky I am to "follow my dreams", "indulge my passion" and "never work one day" in my fucking life.
I may be an artist, but don't forget I gotta make a living, too. Stop your whining, get your shit together and respect a freelancer's work.
By PAYING for it.

#vent, #unfair, #RudeCustomer, #working, #freelancer, #NotForFree, #MoneyPaysMyBillsToo

LASKYE, sophh, PenSword72, zefrances, meohmy and JodieT like this

My triangle brings all the hipsters to my yard and they're like
"OMG, that's so avantgarde!"

#hipster, #milkshake, #interwebs

StinkyBreath, sophh, PenSword72, zefrances, mng, JodieT and jaybyrd like this

Your woman should not have to stand next to you for the world to know who she is.

Reposted from anonymous

#IWasSomeoneBefore, #IStoodNextToYou, #NowLookAtYou, #YouStandAlone

LASKYE, PenSword72, zefrances, Qball, juneocallagh, jaybyrd, dor1316 and JodieT like this

Susy,
I am
your
father.

#susy, #quote, #bold

AliceMckfly.75, MyM, annairie, SteveBob, PenSword72, Qball, mng, jaybyrd, sophh, juneocallagh and 1 other like this

Time you enjoy wasted is actually not always wasted time.

#wasted, #TimeWithFriends, #DrinksOnTheHouse, #memories, #time, #ThoseWereTheDays, #Friendship

PenSword72, blackboxmagic, meohmy, zefrances, JodieT and Qball like this

I always sleep naked.
If you don't like it, wait for the next bus.

#Sleeping, #habits, #DieHard, #PublicTransport

only1alyssa, zefrances, Qball, PenSword72, bold, sophh, kfasheldon, JodieT and blackboxmagic like this

If somebody points out my habit to dress in black and tries to be funny by asking whose funeral I'll be attending today, I give him a piercing glance and say:

"I haven't decided yet."

#people, #duh, #black, #dress, #sarcasm

perellano, dor1316, LASKYE, zefrances, Qball, PenSword72, blackboxmagic, MyM, sophh, JodieT and 2 others like this

Going to the doctor's if you're not in private health insurance in Germany is as helpful in the process of getting well as pushing your finger up your ass.

#NotAPrivatePatient, #NotWorthYourTime, #sick, #SecondClassPatient

zefrances, Qball, PenSword72, juneocallagh, sophh and JodieT like this

Go ahead, keep rolling your eyes.
Good luck in finding a brain back there.

#stupid, #arrogant, #people, #in, #bars

Sunshine123, MyM, zefrances, sophh, JodieT, CastielsHoney, jaybyrd, PenSword72, mng and Qball like this

reposted by jdbooij

I am healthy,
I am whole,
but I have
poor impulse control.

#HellYeah, #SorryNotSorry, #Pottymouth

Qball, annairie, meohmy, JodieT and sophh like this

Change is much more than just some coins in your pocket.

#embrace, #change, #don't, #look, #back

UsualMan, ChrisRota, KnightofSIAL, MonoGate, tide, Luenchen, Authlander, juneocallagh, savior-vivre, ladiesman217 and 48 others like this

reposted by no667, Boldomatic, JillNYC, Mo81186, imraan, blondie68, giita, lala421, jmitch, Viciouse31 and 17 others

"Dick muss er sein. Lang kannst'n ziehen."

#Gesprächsfetzen, #im, #öffentlichen, #Nahverkehr, #unangenehm, #awkward

BerlinGirl2014 likes this

Strange noises, funny smells, hair in odd places, someone kneading your balls in the darkness. If you want to stay the night, get used to it.

There are cats living in this appartement.

#Valentines, #Catlife, #Meow, #Catlady, #YoureWelcome

dor1316, mng, MyM, meohmy, sophh, PenSword72, DomPerignon and juneocallagh like this

Didn't get chopped to pieces by a serial killer on friday 13th.

What a pity, now I'll have to make it through Valentine's Day solitary.

#;-), #Valentines, #Friday13th

PenSword72, juneocallagh, meohmy, annairie, BerlinGirl2014, jaybyrd, sophh, Qball, MyM and kfasheldon like this

I love you Gin.
Let's get married!

#ValentinesDay, #Gin, #TrueLove, #ForeverAlone

lonelywolf, michaelboss, PenSword72, juneocallagh, meohmy, annairie, jaybyrd, sophh, kfasheldon, blackboxmagic and 1 other like this

Carnival.
It's that time of year when the remarkably drunk "Scotsman" in line before you at the cash machine reveals all and shouts:
"Run to the hills!"

#NotInAGoodWay, #Carnival, #WeAreAllDrunk, #amTopm, #Ididn'twannaseeThat, #rhineland, #karneval, #Jeck, #PublicExposure

juneocallagh, PenSword72, mng and JodieT like this

...living in carnival hell...

#carnival, #karneval, #alaaf, #hellau, #myAss

juneocallagh, mng, JodieT, kfasheldon and jaybyrd like this

When will you learn to love yourself and quit the shit?

#relationshit, #LoveYourself, #LearnPeace, #YourWorthIt

mng, annairie, hallowelt, meohmy, zefrances, Qball, JodieT and juneocallagh like this

Hell is other people

~Sartre

Reposted from atheist

#argh, #quote, #sartre, #hell

mng, juneocallagh, DomPerignon, syedna19 and sophh like this

Brichst du mir das Herz, brech ich dir die Beine.

#relationshit, #Herz, #Herzschmerz, #OlliSchulz

PenSword72 likes this

relationships are like lazy people:

most of them don't work out.

#relationshit, #relationship, #GottaMakeItWork

ManuTiger, juneocallagh, MyM, mng, meohmy, JodieT, zefrances, PenSword72 and Qball like this

#tattoo, #tattoolife, #traditional, #lining, #inkaddict, #bold

ChrisRota, SourceBlack, mehr, Kush_Le, MyM, campino, Krimi63, pasquale85, bold, juneocallagh and 9 others like this

reposted by Krimi63 and Kush_Le

Men see a woman walking by and say: "Wow, look at that ass!"

I look into some faces and think just the same.

#AllAboutAss

perellano, a.1708, UserOne, PaolaChvz, phuamaxx, Jamille, _ATOMIC, Convo_Ray, niniel, LASKYE and 10 others like this

reposted by bapu and a.1708

Dear Guy who thought it's appropriate to whistle & tell me to "move my ass" when I'm working single shift in the pub on a saturday night:
I might wear a dog's collar, but that doesn't mean I heel. By the way, have you seen its studs? Each shiny spiky one of them says
"Fuck you, sexist."

#worknight, #sexist, #asshole, #customer, #from, #hell, #upYours, #fu

dor1316, zefrances, meohmy, sophh, DomPerignon, JodieT, Qball and PenSword72 like this

#insomnia, #sleep, #moon, #TooMuchLight, #thanks, #IPreferDarkness, #LightRuinsMyNight

mng, livecrazy19120, PenSword72, sophh, wookie, zefrances, kfasheldon and Qball like this

My 3 moods:
1. fuck off
2. fuck you
3. fuck me

Reposted from anonymous

#JustOneOfThoseDays, #pleeease, #like, #original

PenSword72, zefrances and JodieT like this

...it's friday I'm in love...

#StuckOnATune, #TheCure, #friday

swatchUSA, zefrances, jonesygirl80, meohmy, sophh, JodieT, kfasheldon and PenSword72 like this

I'm getting all clumsy around you

#DangerZone, #FeelingsMakeMeClumsy

LetGo, zefrances, sophh, JodieT, meohmy and PenSword72 like this

someone broke my face

book

#facebook, #faceabook

MjDeB, zefrances and PenSword72 like this

Oh maturity's a wrapped up package deal or so it seems
And ditching teenage fantasy means ditching all your dreams

#fairytale, #quote, #music, #FrankTurner, #photosynthesis, #Don'tGiveIn, #KeepTheDreamReal

MjDeB, daniel8a14, sophh, PenSword72, JodieT, meohmy and zefrances like this

I want to bathe myself in that smell of crisp wintermornings, because then we'd be the same.

Cold and clean and untouchable.

#NoliMeTangere, #winter

PenSword72, Qball, zefrances, fayzian, JodieT, kfasheldon and sophh like this

A little girl at the supermarket told me:
"I like your striped hair!"
but her mom shooed her away like there was no one to talk to.

If kids see me & grown ups don't, I must be a fairy - multicolored hair, bodymods, swear words and all...

#fairytale, #professional, #fairy, #at, #your, #service, #candycoloredHair

CastielsHoney, meohmy, zefrances, swatchUSA, JodieT, sophh and PenSword72 like this

you're like a tidal wave to my sandcastle of trust

#crush

krithikha, CastielsHoney, zefrances, blackboxmagic, PenSword72, JodieT, Qball and meohmy like this

when it rains
it purrs

#catlife, #meow, #cat, #catcontent

Qball, juneocallagh, zefrances, PenSword72 and JodieT like this

stuck in public transport with my headphones on when the music decides to take a swing at my heart and I'm too damn tired to fight back the tears

must be monday

#theGood, #theBad, #theMusic, #YouStare, #IDon'tCare, #PublicTransport, #monday

Bettydent, JodieT, PenSword72, livecrazy19120, juneocallagh, meohmy and kfasheldon like this

what's life without a little pain?

#I, #need, #new, #tattooart

zefrances, JodieT and PenSword72 like this

Somewhere someone is wishing for a "fairy tale ending" but has never read a fucking fairy tale.

#fairytale

Switched, Axetosis, meohmy, zefrances, JodieT, PenSword72 and sophh like this

Somewhere the queen is dancing in hot iron shoes until she drops down dead.

#fairytale, #Schneewittchen

CastielsHoney, zefrances, meohmy, PenSword72 and sophh like this

Somewhere a woken beauty marries the king who raped her in her sleep.

#fairytale, #Dornröschen, #SleepingBeauty

Axetosis, zefrances, PenSword72 and sophh like this

Somewhere in the halls of fiction two unwanted children incinerate an old lady.

#fairytale, #HänselUndGretel

mng, Axetosis, zefrances, JodieT, PenSword72 and sophh like this

sadangrysadangrysadangrysadangrysadangrysadangrysad

#FuckIt, #I'llJustSleep

meohmy, JodieT, sophh and PenSword72 like this

we
were
becoming
what
we are

collapsing
stars

#music, #tmg, #love, #memories, #hold, #fast

zefrances, sophh and PenSword72 like this

I've seen you bleed,
but I still need proof you have a heart.

#YouNeverKnow, #heart, #heartless, #people

CastielsHoney, meohmy, JodieT, zefrances, kfasheldon and PenSword72 like this

My favourite position is called "zombie". I just lay back and get eaten.

#truth, #from, #the, #www, #zombie, #apocalypse, #tmi

sirskitten1, ChrisRota, misterlab, jmb, peeka, Raeca, daniel8a14, _ATOMIC, Convo_Ray, WordNerd and 8 others like this

reposted by jaybyrd

If you follow me into the jungle, I'll show you how the tiger got its stripes.

#jungle, #tigress

Lirpae.., JodieT, meohmy and PenSword72 like this

broken's not
a synonym for useless

#broken, #not, #useless

EasierSaid246, Sunshine123, dor1316, juneocallagh, sophh, SteveBob, niniel, CastielsHoney, BerlinGirl2014, Lirpae.. and 2 others like this

for an instant
falling
feels just like
flying

#let, #go, #nevermind

juneocallagh, meohmy, kfasheldon, sophh and PenSword72 like this

schon seltsam wie schnell man vergisst, dass alles was man tut für immer ist

#fürimmer

mizim, BerlinGirl2014, Demetrius, juneocallagh and PenSword72 like this

I always finish what I star

#still, #hybernating, #sunday, #laziness, #hibernation, #hyper

dor1316, juneocallagh, PenSword72, Gabbem, Qball and kfasheldon like this

shine on,

you crazy diamonds.

#ilove, #demboldomatics

juneocallagh, sophh, JodieT, Qball and PenSword72 like this

If there were unicorns, could I ride one to work?

#morning, #thoughts, #no, #coffee, #yet, #unicorn

niniel, Qball, PenSword72, meohmy, PennyLame, juneocallagh, sophh, kfasheldon and Twinklers like this

#tbc, #to, #be, #continued, #hibernation

Qball, PenSword72, juneocallagh, JodieT and Twinklers like this

I don't have to take the trash out.
If I tell him tonight that I love him, he'll be gone by the time I wake up tomorrow morning.

#story, #of, #my, #life, @Demetrius, #love, #trash, #lovestory

satan, CastielsHoney, Qball, Demetrius, PenSword72, meohmy, juneocallagh, blackboxmagic, sophh and kfasheldon like this

limited service due to hibernation

#sorrynotsorry, #just, #let, #me, #sleep

dor1316, Qball, PenSword72, meohmy, juneocallagh, kfasheldon and JodieT like this

I feel like deathpresso, but all I got is crappucino.

#tired, #coffe, #ftw, #yoso, #coffeE, #crap!

juneocallagh, Qball, PenSword72, JodieT, kfasheldon and blackboxmagic like this

coffee is for losers.
i'll have a deathpresso.

#awaaaaaaake, #ohmygoth, #coffee, #deathpresso

juneocallagh, sophh, PenSword72 and Demetrius like this

What's the difference between me and a calendar, you ask?

A calendar has dates.

#love, #date, #single, #foreveralone

juneocallagh, Demetrius, kfasheldon and JodieT like this

Listen to those footsteps behind you.

That's karma catching up,
bitch.

#karma, #onlyabitchifyouare

d_bomb, PenSword72, juneocallagh and kfasheldon like this

#newtopia, #start, #today, #make, #it, #happen

hensch, PenSword72, juneocallagh, againandagain, pasquale85, ElfiEdel, Demetrius, JodieT and kfasheldon like this

I don't promote equality. I wouldn't want everyone to be equal.

I just wish we could embrace our differences.

#newtopia, #waiting, #for, #the, #shitstorm

dor1316, juneocallagh, sophh, JodieT, kfasheldon, meohmy and PenSword72 like this

in between
unconscious seconds
you were smiling
in your sleep.
heaven knows
I'd sell my soul
to leave this world
for dreams.

#insomnia, #3:30am, #holdme, #close

CastielsHoney, sophh, Demetrius, JodieT, juneocallagh, meohmy and PenSword72 like this

While masterbation is a touchy subject, oral sex is a matter of taste.

Reposted from tablynne

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You can't put your arms around a memory.
Don't try.

#memories, #lost

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you're hiding in the shadows on my face.

every brave tear reflects your image.

you're sitting on the gentle curve of my smile.

i miss you, brother.

#missing, #someone, #soulmate

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i got work to do:
back to butt*rocking butterflies!

@PenSword72, @JodieT, @juneocallagh

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please feed your own ego.
i am busy.

#ego, #yousuckatbeinghuman, #energyvampire

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religious freedom is the freedom to believe in the most absurd stuff.

freedom of opinion is the freedom to call that stuff absurd nevertheless.

#freedom, #of, #whatever

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I wish my bed was as comfy in the evenings as it is in the mornings.

#idontwanna, #getup, #nooo, #bed, #IloveMyBed

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Religions, like all other ideas, deserve criticism, satire, and, yes, our fearless disrespect.

#quote, #salmanrushdie, #charliehebdo

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would you like to dance or should I go and fuck myself again?

#easyquestion, #fuck, #gfy, #saturdaynight

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#goodmorning

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Keiner hat
das Recht
zu gehorchen.

#breaktherules, #quote, #hannaharendt

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Dear Life,

...what the fuck?!?

#whatthewhat, #?!?, #life, #welcometomyworld, #wtf

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It's a pity that ginger who always greets me when I come home and happily cuddles up next to me each night is furry, four-legged and neutered.

#catlife

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She never looked nice.
She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice;
it was supposed to make you feel something.

#quote, #rainbowrowell, #lookism

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chocolate
never
treats
you
rude

#chocolate, #true, #love

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Facts may seem black and white by the time they hit your TV screen,
but professional teams sift through mountains of gray to get them there.

#quote, #DBCPierre, #VernonGodLittle, #media

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don't you worry, your special someone is out there.
that doesn't mean you'll find them, though.

#fortunecookie, @PenSword72

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Show me what you've got, 2015.

#newyear, #2015, #BringItOn

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