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life's too short for a maybe

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I made a belt out of watches.

It was a waist of time.

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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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oh my sweet God, i found heaven...

there's a mute button on my microwave.

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I'm not ignoring your calls. I just enjoy my ringtone.

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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when i die i want people to place my ashes in fireworks, so i can light up their life one last time.

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Can you imagine parents nowadays explaining to their kids how they met?

"Well, it all started one day when your dad 'liked' one of my selfies."

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