noahveit's Posts

forever and a day.

janem803, Tanascha, PenSword72, amandaj, the_last_angel, Akatrine, lakesideyo, fruitgarden, againandagain, poenky and 1 other like this

what's worse?
the pain or the hangover?

Parole, bold and musissy like this

mir
fehlen
die
worte

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SORRY
I'M NOT
SORRY

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reposted by Krimi63 and carlott

don't be a cloud on a sunny day!

Hank-the-knife, Babs_77, lander, monoliz, jesse, schreiberin, hebdifescht, stephan, Junomea, Lirpae.. and 3 others like this

Poverty is the worst form of violence.
Mahatma Gandhi

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ob das leben auch so viel über uns nachdenkt wie wir über das leben?

Tanascha, trashtinbox, aehmpaeh, ernstrose, GRLK, enigma, josephine, xJamieLene, maggy, Nina-Aliyah and 13 others like this

don't be afraid to fail.
be afraid not to try.

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nobody cares
until it's too late.

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it's very healthy to spend time alone.
you need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.

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people change and promises are broken.

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some of your best memories will come from some of your most foolish decisions.

janem803, Gabbem, salasworks, razan, maxfaitbetise, RayG, jessiika, zimmejen, Junomea, movi and 7 others like this

you really don't always have to be super nice.
sometimes you have to show your bad side so that you can sort out who can accept you at your worst.

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don't let little stupid things break your happiness.

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jeder hat einen hintergrund; ansonsten ist's photoshop.

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my life.
my choices.
my mistakes.
my lessons.
not your business.

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du musst dein ändern leben!

Krimi63, aehmpaeh, lakesideyo, YellaSummer, sera_la_dera, xJamieLene, kolelo, bailsburg, hebdifescht, fruitgarden and 3 others like this

reposted by Krimi63

das einzig konstante im leben ist die veränderung

josephine, kolelo, bailsburg, hebdifescht, annaz and karinasasek like this

when you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

janem803, josephine, patricewaslike, ly_liu, alice_98, hebdifescht, kolelo, xtiinax, bold, Lirpae.. and 1 other like this

reposted by patricewaslike

don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

janem803, MyM, dor1316, Krimi63, naebitnae, Fridaa, josephine, alice_98, hazelca, annaz and 4 others like this

reposted by Krimi63

when you lose,
don't lose the lesson.

janem803, dor1316, Krimi63, Fridaa, razan, Sven, ly_liu, alice_98, chrizzlybeer, kolelo and 2 others like this

reposted by patricewaslike, Krimi63 and carlott

remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

janem803, Gabbem, GaylrdSprFckr, ly_liu, alice_98, TravelDexter, kolelo, frauheinrich and Lirpae.. like this

talk slowly but think quickly.

janem803, 27thAvenue, Sven, Alexa, alice_98, hebdifescht, kolelo, chrizzlybeer, pasquale85, againandagain and 2 others like this

never laugh at anyones dreams. people who don't have dreams don't have much.

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SHAVING YOUR BEARD IS LIKE GOLFING AT NIGHT. YOU'LL SURELY LOSE YOUR BALLS!

fuechsin, hazelca and GaylrdSprFckr like this

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MINI
MAL
KANN
JEDER

pasquale85, alice_98 and guido like this

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have 4 different numbers.

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reposted by guggigirl

All those annoying girls who think that being stupid is cute.

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when people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.

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There's no next time. it's now or never.

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every day may not be good..
but there's some- thing good in every day.

Hank-the-knife, janem803, annalena_kle, zimmejen, fruitgarden and NukeSkywalker like this

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

janem803, mikey6767, Lirpae.., alice_98, fraenzi. and fruitgarden like this

I AM NOBODY.

NOBODY IS PERFECT.

THEREFORE I AM PERFECT.

Sven, 27thAvenue, fruitgarden and pasquale85 like this

Dummheiten können reizend sein,
Dummheit nicht.

liza, annaz, guido and alice_98 like this

Fange nie an aufzuhören, höre nie auf anzufangen.

againandagain, hebdifescht, musissy, zimmejen and kolelo like this

Auch zum Zögern muss man sich entschliessen.

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Klug fragen können ist die halbe Weisheit.

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Glücklich ist nicht, wer anderen so vorkommt, sondern wer sich selbst dafür hält.

interdit, Junomea, Aehkyae, zimmejen and fruitgarden like this

Warten können ist eine grosse Kunst.
Nichts erwarten eine noch grössere.

hebdifescht, annaz, alice_98, kolelo, pasquale85 and fruitgarden like this

childhood is like being drunk.
everyone remembers what you did, except you.

janem803, Hank-the-knife, trashtinbox, kj55, soene, againandagain, schreiberin, steffi, lollipop_1234, kolelo and 8 others like this

Just 'cause you're breathing, doesn't mean you're alive.

janem803, schreiberin, kolelo, Rough, charlsten, frauheinrich, fraenzi., NukeSkywalker and annaz like this

A SHIP IN PORT IS SAFE. BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT SHIPS ARE BUILT FOR.

sunny71, Lirpae.., schreiberin, Alexa, annaz, Rough, jessiika, hebdifescht and NukeSkywalker like this

fall seven times, stand up eight.

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reposted by patricewaslike

HELL IS EMPTY AND ALL THE DEVILS ARE HERE.

bold, kolelo, NukeSkywalker and Nina-Aliyah like this

Wie geht es Ihnen wirklich?

moertl, luma, annaz and alice_98 like this

If she's amazing, she won't be easy.

If she's easy, she won't be amazing.

If she's worth it, you won't give up.

If you give up, you're not worthy enough.

janem803, PenSword72, Krimi63, _Nathalie_, mir-jam, Lirpae.., ly_liu, bold, kolelo, mkoschi13 and 2 others like this

reposted by patricewaslike and Krimi63

Silence is the most powerful scream.

janem803, 100marines, schreiberin, bold, kolelo, DasPlatt and leni like this

reposted by patricewaslike and Kelsey_Fred

BROS
BEFORE
HOES

Mr.Jenson, ly_liu and mkoschi13 like this

Sorry,
closed for idiots.

mjf, voodoovasilisa, moertl, ly_liu, liza and beesmoove like this

The people who laugh the most have experienced the most pain

janem803, annieh97, patricewaslike, againandagain, Lirpae.., fruitgarden and leni like this

reposted by patricewaslike

FOOL ME
CALL ME
COPY ME
DARE ME
WANT ME
NEED ME

mjf and Sven like this

SOME PEOPLE REALLY SUCK.
AVOID THEM.

janem803 likes this

ein reicher mann ist ein mann mit geld.

mjf, moertl, hazelca, RLPH and gaenggu like this

desire without action is worthless.

janem803, hemko, littlethings, ly_liu, zimmejen, fruitgarden and annaz like this

If she's willing to cheat with you, she'll be willing to cheat on you.

ly_liu, annaz, frauheinrich, liza, beesmoove, RLPH and Nina-Aliyah like this

reposted by beesmoove

SARCASM!
because beating the shit out of people is illegal.

Raeca, kj55, Sven, fool, ly_liu, boni, liza, RLPH and Nina-Aliyah like this

reposted by mrpyatt02 and enila

Always employ people who are better than you.

Sven, rockboyjoey, ly_liu and zimmejen like this

I like longdrinks & long nights.

principessa_r, Lirpae.., annaz and guido like this

Der kürzeste Zürcher-Witz:
"Veloweg"

hemko, hebdifescht, kolelo, dAn and fool like this

Weiss jemand, wo es dieses "Weniger" zu kaufen gibt? Mein Arzt hat gesagt, dass ich das trinken soll.

Hank-the-knife, Babs_77, izzi, fruitgarden, TravelDexter, liza, fool, kolelo and hebdifescht like this

reposted by fool

An idea that is not dangerous is not worth of being called an idea at all.

janem803, tweetybird, unicornly and sarcaSM like this

3 o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

janem803, luma, kolelo, zimmejen and hebdifescht like this

I'm afraid of the world and I'm afraid of what we're doing with it!

ly_liu, fraenzi., annalena_kle, jessiika and thugprincess like this

no pain
no gain

mehr, zimmejen and liza like this

reposted by patricewaslike

IT
IS
WHAT
IT
IS

Sven, TravelDexter, zimmejen and thugprincess like this

hoffe doch schwer, ihr bekommt einen sack voll rechtschreibung zu weihnachten!

Sherry89, Hank-the-knife, LingLewandowski, Junomea, mehr, annaz, ZoJ, charlsten, jessiika, zimmejen and 3 others like this

when life hands you lemons, make yourself a gin and tonic.

chrizzlybeer, Alexa, beesmoove and kolelo like this

habe den 13ten bereits verprasst.

DANKE IHR MAYAS!

bezahlt ihr jetzt meine steuern?

charlsten and ZoJ like this

WAR IS OVER!
IF YOU WANT IT.

Sven, skysnsw, leni, sasa, pasquale85, charlsten, liza, bold and mehr like this

mehr adjektive!

hemko likes this

STAY HUNGRY.
STAY FOOLISH.

janem803 likes this

pasquale85 and bold like this

AVOID FRUITS & NUTS, YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT!

Nina-Aliyah, zimmejen, movi, kolelo, Roel, dAn and hebdifescht like this

suggested. check.
most liked. check.

done in 5 days.
beat that!

Nina-Aliyah, bold, MooseOnDaLoose and kolelo like this

No matter how carefully you choose your words, they'll always end up being twisted by others.

janem803, kj55, ly_liu, hawtshyet, sasa and vale8 like this

Being an expert in Social Media is like being an expert at taking the bread out of the refrigerator.

India_, satan, Aehkyae, luma, lloyd and hawtshyet like this

Dear Diet Coke,

I feel like you're overreacting.

Sincerely,
Mentos

alexadepirate, Nina-Aliyah, lloyd, Rough and Aehkyae like this

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely,
The Unicorns

littlethings, Nina-Aliyah, Rough, Aehkyae, bold and NukeSkywalker like this

reposted by lory-unicorn

LEFT HANDERS ARE NEVER RIGHT

fruitgarden, MooseOnDaLoose, beesmoove, hebdifescht, NukeSkywalker and Erdmannlibob like this

Dear Boyfriend,

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.

Sincerely,
Spiders

razan, Nina-Aliyah, liza, herbstkind, Rough and NukeSkywalker like this

arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics.
even if you win, you're still retarded.

ly_liu, zimmejen, MooseOnDaLoose and NukeSkywalker like this

Dear People of the World,

I don't mind to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want.

Sincerely,
Grammar

dor1316, StinkyBreath, _Nathalie_, loryane, Mase, colors135, Nina-Aliyah, 27thAvenue, nadjeshda and Rough like this

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LIFE WAS MUCH EASIER WHEN APPLE AND BLACKBERRY WERE JUST FRUITS.

bonbonbonnie, musissy, Junomea, Nina-Aliyah, Roel, leni, NukeSkywalker, Erdmannlibob and pasquale85 like this

PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON WE HAVE MIDDLE-FINGERS.

JoiJetson and Nina-Aliyah like this

YOU.
ME.
BED.
NOW.

janem803, elunico, Nina-Aliyah and NukeSkywalker like this

Save your heart for
someone who cares.

janem803, akoni and 27thAvenue like this

expect the best,
be prepared for
the worst,fuck
what others
think&do your
own thing

janem803 and ly_liu like this

Sex is not the answer.
Sex is the question.
"Yes" is the answer.

janem803, RandiLee3, kj55, Millisan, Nina-Aliyah, leni, ansch, Rough and leslucas like this

reposted by Rough and funfun

a dirty mind is
better than no
mind at all

janem803, 100marines, Nina-Aliyah, 27thAvenue and ly_liu like this

I ____ YOU.

a) hate d) like
b) love e) want
c) miss f) lust

janem803, nadjeshda, lost and Erdmannlibob like this

reposted by nadjeshda

I don't know,
Google it.

ly_liu, nadjeshda and pasquale85 like this

reposted by nadjeshda

I LOVE TO BITE WHEN I KISS.

janem803 and Krishy88 like this

SAVE A LOLIPOP
SUCK A DICK.

janem803, izzi, MooseOnDaLoose and pasquale85 like this

Blah Blah Blah
Suck my dick.

janem803, Sven and ly_liu like this

insecurity will destroy you.

LingLewandowski likes this

BOMBING FOR PEACE IS LIKE FUCKING FOR VIRGINITY.

luma and pasquale85 like this

I have problems trusting people because I've been screwed over so many times.

ly_liu likes this

I actually wear glasses because I need them to see.

janem803 and beesmoove like this

You're not bored, you're boring.

janem803 likes this

I wonder what goes through your mind when you hear my name.

janem803 and MooseOnDaLoose like this

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot.
Nothing's ever your fucking fault.

janem803, Babs_77 and nadjeshda like this

FUCK NORMALITY.

janem803 and PenSword72 like this

GROW UP AND STOP FUCKING RIOTING!

HUMAN BEINGS IN A MOB. WHAT'S A MOB TO A KING? WHAT'S A KING TO A GOD? WHAT'S A GOD TO THE NONBELIEVER, WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN ANYTHING? WILL HE MAKE IT OUT ALIVE? ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT...NO CHURCH IN THE WILD.

Honestly now, did you spend your youth dreaming about someday owning a Nissan or a Mitsubishi?

PORSCHE.

Sven and MooseOnDaLoose like this

YOU ARE NOT LOST. YOU ARE HERE.

janem803 likes this

words don't
change a thing.

IS BAD ART ART?

CASH
RUINS
EVERYTHING
AROUND ME

boldolicious likes this

janem803, hemko, geministyles and boldolicious like this

DEAD STOCK IS
THE BEST STOCK

boldolicious likes this

AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW NOW YOU KNOW

DREAM IT
WISH IT
DO IT

janem803 and lloyd like this

I think you are more perfect than Helvetica.

hemko and bold like this

BROS BEFORE HOES

Waffenschieber
wählen SVP

Seriously, the world will not stay like this forever.

janem803 and ninjaliciou5 like this

I
NEVER
READ
I JUST
LOOK
AT
PICTURES

Lirpae.. and luma like this

WORK LIKE A CAPTAIN

PLAY LIKE A PIRATE

janem803 and hemko like this

reposted by Alexa

I DON'T NEED ANGER-MANAGEMENT.
I NEED PEOPLE TO STOP PISSING ME OFF.

avant-garde, zimmejen, MooseOnDaLoose and lloyd like this

Good friends don't let you do stupid things ... alone

bold and soene like this

HOW DO YOU CALL AN INTELLIGENT MAN IN AMERICA?

TOURIST.

Vandala, Akatrine, johannes, MooseOnDaLoose, lloyd, leslucas and boldolicious like this

reposted by johannes

I leave homework to the last day
because I'll be older and therefore wiser.

swatchUSA, MooseOnDaLoose and lloyd like this

BRAINS ARE AWESOME!

I wish everybody had one.

janem803, ta916, karinasasek and boldolicious like this

reposted by johannes

It's windy today!

No, it's Thursday!

So am I! Let's have a beer!

hemko, zeratul and ly_liu like this

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE WORLD COMING TO AN END TODAY

IT'S ALREADY TOMORROW IN AUSTRALIA

GaylrdSprFckr, johannes, MooseOnDaLoose, lloyd and boldolicious like this

reposted by johannes

CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.

EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID, EXCEPT YOU.

ly_liu, lloyd, leslucas, fraenzi. and nailz like this

Officer: How high are you?

Me: No officer, it's hi, how are you?

5011wireless likes this

Why is Monday
so far from Friday,
and Friday so near
to Monday?

aryapratama, kolelo, leslucas and lloyd like this

reposted by retoperitz

LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO REMOVE USB SAFELY

Sven, 27thAvenue, boldolicious and pasquale85 like this

I'm not antisocial.
I just think that people are stupid.

Nina-Aliyah, 27thAvenue, karinasasek and midget like this

reposted by danxx

NOBODY NOTICES WHAT I DO UNTIL I DON'T DO IT

janem803, yourfavourite, Lirpae.., musissy and lloyd like this

LET'S FALL IN LOVE LIKE BOTH OUR PARENTS AREN'T DIVORCED.

janem803 and MagdaB like this

The term "amateur" reflects a voluntary motivation to work as a result of personal passion.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year.
On my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

13.13.13

THE DAY THAT
NEVER COMES

lloyd, boldolicious and pasquale85 like this

reposted by johannes

Dear boys,
be the type of guy you would want your daughter to be with.

sincerely, a father

lloyd likes this

TALK
LESS
SAY
MORE

liza, lloyd, boldolicious and pasquale85 like this

I don't fucking
live to please you.

mjf and sarcaSM like this

I AM SO EXCITED FOR ALL OF THE GOOD THINGS TO COME.

everything will be okay in the end.

if it's not okay, it's not the end.

mir-jam and ly_liu like this

1+1=3

IF YOU DON'T USE A CONDOM

lloyd, pasquale85 and dAn like this

BUY
ART
NOT
COCAINE

athanasia.d likes this

NEED AN ARK?

I NOAH GUY!

lloyd likes this

Die Meisten verwechseln Dabeisein mit Erleben.

Max Frisch

Liking your own status
is like
sucking your own dick.

mjf and lloyd like this

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life,
if I die next Tuesday.

ccz6ih likes this

That awkward moment between your birth and your death.

feeliiii, mjf, Boldomatic, sarcaSM, ansch, thugprincess, karinasasek and dAn like this

RACING

Because football, baseball, bowling & golf only require
ONE BALL

lloyd likes this

FUCK YOU
PAY ME

mrlazer likes this

nei, schiessed jetzt kei fläsche ufd autos vo de cops; schiessed richtig, wenns so wiit isch und ziiled uf de chopf!

MERRY CRISIS
AND A HAPPY NEW FEAR

Aehkyae, lory-unicorn, nadinekhalifa, hebdifescht and kolelo like this

reposted by iphoris

That moment when you have so much shit to do, that you decide you're not going to do any of it.

ludiluddha, ly_liu and nadinekhalifa like this

I DON'T CARE TOO MUCH FOR MONEY, MONEY CAN'T BUY ME LOVE.

V13 and hebdifescht like this

I DON'T DO DRUGS.
I AM DRUGS.

SALVADOR DALI

kolelo likes this

reposted by Khidr

THERE ARE
NO STRANGERS HERE;
ONLY
FRIENDS
YOU HAVEN'T YET MET.

hebdifescht and kolelo like this

FUCK 'EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE.

Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I'm yours forever.

FUCK
It's Monday
tomorrow

reposted by movi

Wer denkt an die Konsequenzen?

Erdmannlibob, hebdifescht and pasquale85 like this

KISS MY ASS.

GET A REAL PROBLEM.

Sven, brody, ly_liu and boldolicious like this

reposted by johannes

JUST
KEEP'N
IT
REAL...

you
fuck me
off

ly_liu, GaylrdSprFckr and dAn like this

reposted by GaylrdSprFckr

EAT.
SHIT.
DIE.

boldolicious and hebdifescht like this

Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turnef off.

lloyd likes this

HOW CAN
HIP HOP
BE DEAD
IF WU TANG
IS FOREVER

wallifer likes this

IF YOU DON'T LIKE GAY MARRIGE, DON'T GET GAY MARRIED.

hemko, kissntell_, karinasasek and hebdifescht like this

FREELANCE
AIN'T FREE

GaylrdSprFckr, dAn, hebdifescht and lloyd like this

I
NEVER
FINISH
ANYTH

lloyd and Erdmannlibob like this

I don't understand why strippers get mad when I tip with monopoly money, I mean... are those real tits? I don't think so.

cuppycake, ludiluddha and NukeSkywalker like this

A PUSH UP BRA IS LIKE A BAG OF CHIPS, YOU OPEN IT AND IT'S HALF EMPTY

mishfish94, hebdifescht and Erdmannlibob like this

SOME PEOPLE JUST NEED A HIGH-FIVE.

IN THE FACE.

WITH A CHAIR.

katrink., nailz and Erdmannlibob like this

don't raise your voice,
improve your argument.

mjf, Roel, kolelo, LJKToday and hebdifescht like this

reposted by kolelo and MrJoeBanks

age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.

Campo and mjf like this

YOU DON'T NEED BIGGER BOOBS.

YOU NEED TO READ BETTER BOOKS.

Junomea, NukeSkywalker, GaylrdSprFckr, kolelo and bold like this

reposted by bold, dkaczmarek, kolelo, Jasmen and 3m1n

those who don't believe in magic will never find it.

hebdifescht likes this

You all laugh because I am different. I laugh because you are all the same.

fraenzi. likes this

DO NOT REWARD YOURSELF WITH FOOD,

YOU'RE NOT A DOG.

TOO MANY PEOPLE BUY THINGS THEY DON'T NEED WITH MONEY THEY DON'T HAVE TRYING TO IMPRESS PEOPLE THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE.

hebdifescht and bold like this

IF YOU DON'T BELONG, DON'T BE LONG.

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hemko likes this

Never
judge
a book
by its
movie.

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DON'T GIVE UP WHAT YOU WANT MOST, FOR WHAT YOU WANT NOW.

brody likes this

Do what the fuck makes you happy, cause at the end, who's there?
You.

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GRAVITY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR PEOPLE FALLING IN LOVE.
(c) A. EINSTEIN

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I DON'T KNOW THE KEY TO SUCCESS, BUT THE KEY TO FAILURE IS TRY-ING TO PLEASE EVERYBODY.

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reposted by String

DON'T
LET
IDIOTS
RUIN
YOUR
DAY

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I CAME TO THIS WORLD WITH NOTHING & LEAVE WITH NOTHING BUT LOVE. EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST BORROWED.

lloyd likes this

REVENGE? NAH,
I'M TOO LAZY.
I'M GONNA SIT HERE AND LET
KARMA FUCK YOU UP.

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Sorry.

The lifestyle you
ordered is currently
out of stock.

27thAvenue likes this

Porn
is more
honest
than
religion.

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Do you like sleeping? Me too. We should do it together sometime.

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I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.

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reposted by kolelo and johannes

DON'T COUNT THE DAYS.

MAKE THE DAYS COUNT.

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reposted by kolelo

hemko, dAn and Erdmannlibob like this

MY BOLDOMATIC.
MY SHIT.
DON'T LIKE IT?
SUCK A DICK.

GaylrdSprFckr likes this

IT'S NOT THAT I'M OLD

YOUR MUSIC REALLY DOES SUCK

lloyd likes this

DON'T
GROW UP
IT'S
A
TRAP

hemko and Bask77 like this

SARCASM

because beating the shit out of people is illegal

hemko, elunico and kolelo like this

DON'T
BELIEVE
THE HIVE!

YESTERDAY
YOU SAID
TOMORROW.

stina76 likes this

LESS
DRAKE
MORE
TUPAC

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20
idioten

Das lesen von Gratis-
zeitungen gefährdet
den gesunden
Menschenverstand

kolelo likes this

WHAT'S BROWN AND RHYMES WITH SNOOP?

DR. DRE

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Don't fall in love.
Fall off a bridge,
it hurts less.

lost and Lirpae.. like this

KOMM NACKT
UND BRING
BIER MIT!

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ONE MAN'S TRASH
ANOTHER MAN'S
TREASURE

Sven likes this

You are a result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.

fucking act like it.

All
blogs
post the
same stuff

boldolicious likes this

in loving memory of:

WHEN I CARED.

STILL
TIME TO
CHANGE
THE
ROAD
YOU'RE
ON.

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

HE OFFERED HER THE WORLD. SHE SID SHE HAD HER OWN.

HAMBURG, NOT CHEESEBURG!

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CHOOSE A JOB YOU LOVE & YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORK A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.

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reposted by assasimio

TAG
SCHÖNE SEICH
ARSCH

diamonds
are forever

I'LL STOP BEING A SARCASTIC BASTARD WHEN YOU STOP BEING A STUPID FUCK.

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SHIT
COULD
BE
WORSE

it was all a dream.

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don't winter
don't summer
don't spring
don't fall

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