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leslucas

You make me wish I had more middle fingers.

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If I could run across a beach into my own arms, I would.

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I need a girl that'll make my nipples hard. Not my fucking life.

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I need some sexersize. Who wants to be my personal trainer?

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I don't mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.

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When a pregnancy test confirms your worst fear: You're just fat.

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No really, keep on talking. I'm just training for the Eye-Rolling Olympics.

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Wednesdays are the middle finger of the week.

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