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The hardest part about beginning a new relationship is learning to fart quietly again...

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If Monday were shoes, she would be Crocs

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Sometimes, I sneak up on my alarm clock in the middle of the night and yell "HOW DOES IT FEEL BITCH"

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Friday.
My second favorite F word

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Teacher: "Why is your cat in school?"

Kid: "Because i heard dad say to mom, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' "

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Dear sun, thanks for being there.
I love you!

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

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I'm pretty sure this whole 'ladies first' thing was created by a guy to check out ass.

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