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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

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I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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I hate Monday because Monday hates me.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.

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Anyone who smiles on a Monday morning cannot be trusted.

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All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips...

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You know that look woman get when they want sex? Me neither.

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