Jamille's Posts

$I'm sorry I haven't turned in this week's math assignment, but I've got other priorities. Like closing my eyes and enjoy not doing anything.$

#Well, #he, #asked...

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reposted by itchyPitchfork

Am I the only one who pretends to sleep in order to avoid people?

@FionaCatherine

buzzielizzy, Jamille, itchyPitchfork, juneocallagh, kenwats, purplechill, Fionacatherine, Vandtastic, emiledi77, Sunshine123 and 1 other like this

Today they finally approached me on their own accord!

#I've, #had, #them, #for, #3, #days, #now!, #:D, #FancyRats

buzzielizzy, juneocallagh, purplechill, Vandtastic, emiledi77, Sunshine123, juliettebravo, meohmy and UserOne like this

I'm really afraid that I'll forget how it felt to hold you in my arms.

kenwats, juneocallagh, Sunshine123, michiko3010, Vandtastic, emiledi77 and DygytAlice like this

I don't miss you.

I simply miss the relationship we used to have.

#melancholy

janem803, kenwats, juneocallagh, Fionacatherine, purplechill, emiledi77, meohmy, Luenchen, lovemychouchou, MyM and 1 other like this

I like long walks especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Reposted from SarcasticAssO

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You see...
The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Reposted from SarcasticAssO

juneocallagh, purplechill, lovemychouchou, enderby, emiledi77 and kenwats like this

The brighter the light, the deeper the dark.

Now I am standing burned in a shadow.

kenwats, enderby, juneocallagh, purplechill, aehmpaeh, guggigirl, Sunshine123, JodieT and emiledi77 like this

Kom og bli med meg
jeg vil gjerne vise vei

Vi går sammen gjennom skogen

Bare du, min venn, og jeg

Kom og bli med meg
jeg vil gjerne være grei

#Eventyrtid, #Outro, #AdventureTime, #NorwegianEnding, #Norsk

KimJong-boom, juneocallagh, JodieT, emiledi77 and abe like this

Hei, min venn
kom bli med

for nå skal vi ut på tur igjen

med hunden Jake, og gutten Finn

så bli med hvis du tør
På Eventyrtid!

#Eventyrtid, #Intro, #AdventureTime, #NorwegianOpening, #Norsk

KimJong-boom, juneocallagh, JodieT, emiledi77 and DygytAlice like this

In my town, there's mostly Poison, Flying and Water type pokémon, what about yours?
(Normal doesn't count ;P)

#PokemonGo, @sriTHEsid

itchyPitchfork, Vandtastic, Shea, emiledi77, michiko3010, shespeaks94 and ShanarahB like this

To the guys putting two lures up beside each other at the mall...

- thank you, thank you so much

#pokemon

KimJong-boom, emiledi77, Shea and michiko3010 like this

When you drive around in your town from 10 - 4:30 in the night looking for Pokémon...

and there's more people outside than it usually is during rush hour.

#pokemon

KimJong-boom, Parole, JodieT, emiledi77, kenwats, Shea and michiko3010 like this

Everyone else is just background noise.

#noise, #Don't, #Care, #About, #Them

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reposted by emiledi77

Having to wake up at 4 o'clock in the morning because you have to be at school before 05:45...

SO NOT WORTH IT!

#Oslotur, #I, #Hate, #Mornings, #HateHateHate, @sriTHEsid

abe, itchyPitchfork, aana, emiledi77, juneocallagh, JodieT and kaylababy like this

Everyone has bad days.

The sad part is, not everyone have good days.

madamem., KimJong-boom, itchyPitchfork, aana, PenSword72, purplechill, emiledi77, JodieT, juneocallagh, lovemychouchou and 6 others like this

Norwegian Facts Nr. 6

Most people in Norway becomes "Russ" at one point in their lives, and this is our way to keep alive our viking heritage.

#NorwegianFacts, #Norway, #Russ, #Vikings, #Heritage, @OlavRex, @sriTHEsid

KimJong-boom, itchyPitchfork, aana, Dowerdock, vladtheimpala, OlavRex, Vandtastic and DygytAlice like this

Norwegian Fact nr. 5

Every spring in Norway, the graduates becomes "Russ", they drink, party, kidnap people and start brawls. They also wears either a blue, red, black or green uniform, and gets "russeknuter" by performing pranks.

#NorwegianFacts, #Norway, #Russ, #Russeknuter, @OlavRex

KimJong-boom, itchyPitchfork, aana, Dowerdock, vladtheimpala, skyblue99, Babs_77, JodieT and Vandtastic like this

Norwegian Fact nr. 4

May 17th is the national day of Norway, and today most norwegians walked in parades wearing costumes worth more than a months salary.

#NorwegianFact, #Norway, #17.Mai, #Bunad

KimJong-boom, aana, Dowerdock, skyblue99 and Babs_77 like this

GRATULERER MED DAGEN, ALLE SAMMEN!

#17.Mai, #Norge, #HippHippHURRA

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I'm humble enough

to admit when I'm wrong,

but

that hasn't happened yet.

Reposted from UserOne

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I'm humble enough

to admit when I'm wrong,

but

that hasn't happened yet.

Reposted from UserOne

@UserOne

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Norwegian Facts nr. 3

Most vikings were actually peacefull farmers or business men.

#NorwegianFacts, #Norway, #Vikings, @juneocallagh, @DygytAlice

KimJong-boom, aana, OlavRex, meohmy, juneocallagh, Luenchen, kenwats and DygytAlice like this

Norwegian Facts nr. 2

Ylvis, known for the Fox, are actually comedians from Norway. They're also brothers.

#NorwegianFacts, #Norway, #Ylvis, @juneocallagh

KimJong-boom, aana, juneocallagh, kenwats and DygytAlice like this

Norwegian fact nr. 1

Norway exists and is a scandinavian country.

#NorwegianFacts, #Norway

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I'm not completely useless,

I can be cited as an example!

Reposted from zefrances

@zefrances

KimJong-boom, aana, purplechill, juneocallagh, MyM, kenwats, emiledi77 and Luenchen like this

It doesn't matter how strong your opponent is, what's more important is standing up to them.

#FairyTail, #AttackOnTitan, #ShingekiNoThugLife, @juneocallagh

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"You can do it."

-Coffee

"OH, HELL YEAH, YOU CAN DO IT!!"

-Alcohol

Reposted from anonymous

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"You can do it."

-Coffee

"OH, HELL YEAH, YOU CAN DO IT!!"

-Alcohol

Reposted from anonymous

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I've finally accepted the fact that my behavior will never catch up with my age.

Reposted from anonymous

KimJong-boom, aana, Babs_77, Vandtastic and rafeek like this

I've finally accepted the fact that my behavior will never catch up with my age.

Reposted from anonymous

aana, dor1316 and rafeek like this

Could people stop saying "good morning"?

Good mornings don't start untill 13:00.

#It's, #too, #early, #for, #Creatures, #of, #Darkness, #like, #me

KimJong-boom, aana, PenSword72, kenwats, zefrances, meohmy, JodieT, juliettebravo, juneocallagh, emiledi77 and 4 others like this

Trying to get rid of that damn go.mail.ru virus.

KimJong-boom, aana, juneocallagh, emiledi77 and kaylababy like this

Pappa drove me to get my scooter license.

Now I'm waiting at a little cafe with a snow storm outside.

@sriTHEsid

KimJong-boom, aana, kenwats, itchyPitchfork, zefrances, mir-jam, Vandtastic and JodieT like this

I'm having a sleepover tonight! :)

Still coming, Kadysa?

@Kadysa, @juneocallagh

KimJong-boom, aana, emiledi77, zefrances and juneocallagh like this

Just looked up "Poku no Pico"...
...

I dare all you bolders to watch it.

(But seriously, don't do it, from what I've heard, it is something that cannot be unseen)

#I, #don't, #even, #dare, #to, #watch, #it, #myself, #Regretting, #ever, #being, #tricked, #into, #looking, #up, #this, #anime

aana, juneocallagh and shespeaks94 like this

I don't want to go to

the rapist.

#therapy

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What do you do when you seriously hate someone with a passion, but you can't get rid of them, because they managed to infiltrate your family?

@DygytAlice

KimJong-boom, kenwats, emiledi77, JodieT, MyM, juneocallagh, aana and DygytAlice like this

Don't call it a dream,

Call it a plan.

Reposted from aana

janem803, KimJong-boom, juneocallagh, niniel, aana, perellano, Authlander and itchyPitchfork like this

"She's losing it!"

"She already lost it a long time ago."

"Actually, she never had it."

KimJong-boom, PenSword72, kenwats, emiledi77, JodieT, meohmy, juneocallagh, aana, niniel, Authlander and 1 other like this

reposted by itchyPitchfork

it's funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them

Reposted from emiledi77

KimJong-boom, Babygirl13, God-Like, PenSword72, purplechill, juliettebravo, aana and MyM like this

It's very dissapointing that ebay doesn't have any quality capes.

#I, #Checked, @juneocallagh, @Fabcookie

KimJong-boom, aana, kenwats, lindaann, JodieT, juneocallagh, rafeek and Authlander like this

Fuck off.

I mean good morning.

Reposted from PennyLame

janem803, KimJong-boom, aana, kenwats, juliettebravo, lindaann, guggigirl, baconbro27, dor1316 and PennyLame like this

Fuck off.

I mean good morning.

Reposted from PennyLame

janem803, KimJong-boom and lindaann like this

That feeling when you litterally get a nosebleed while watching anime.

#TrueStory, #Worst, #Thing, #is, #that, #the, #Anime, #was, #Free!, #XD

Nami_Kimura, KimJong-boom, lindaann, juneocallagh, JodieT, DygytAlice and purplechill like this

School at saturday.
That's how you realize how cruel the world truly is.

#School, #SUCKS, #XP

KimJong-boom, kenwats, lindaann, phuamaxx, 5owali, Authlander and JodieT like this

"Two heads are better than one."

"Yeah, but not when one of them are yours!"

#Quote, #from, #Merlin

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reposted by matembe-53

Gossip is always a good source of information.

It tells you what kind of person the 'teller' is.

#gossip

KimJong-boom, PenSword72, kenwats, juliettebravo, MyM, phuamaxx, savior-vivre, juneocallagh, Sunshine123, meohmy and 1 other like this

When a calm, unconcerned and usually aloof person become so angry and frustrated that they get a damn FEVER,
you know something is wrong.

KimJong-boom, purplechill, juneocallagh, perellano, kaylababy and JodieT like this

When a calm, unconcerned and usually aloof person become so angry and frustrated that they get a damn FEVER,
you know something is wrong.

juneocallagh, kaylababy and hensch like this

If you are living your life without giving an 'f' ...

You are only living a li[ ]e!

Reposted from dxnielx

KimJong-boom, PenSword72, juneocallagh, juliettebravo, guggigirl, Luenchen, hensch, JodieT, emiledi77, UserOne and 1 other like this

you will never look like the girl in the magazine, the girl in the magazine doesn't even look like the girl in the magazine.

Reposted from emiledi77

PenSword72, juneocallagh, bananajoe1987, guggigirl, Luenchen, hensch, rudeamplitude, emiledi77, UserOne and Sunshine123 like this

I want to live,
not just survive.

#Life, @juneocallagh

KimJong-boom, PenSword72, hensch, JodieT, juneocallagh, Authlander, meohmy and swatchUSA like this

You're either on my side, by my side, or in my Fucking way......
Choose Wisely

Reposted from anonymous

KimJong-boom, PenSword72, hensch, juneocallagh, aguiladescalza and swatchUSA like this

My 16th birthday yesterday.

I was asked to drive safely, and fuck nicely...

@PenSword72!

KimJong-boom, kenwats, PenSword72, aehmpaeh, purplechill, aussi-girl90, Sunshine123, hensch, zefrances and Authlander like this

When something is gained through sacrifice,
it will always feel incomplete.

#Quote, #From, #TheWorldOnlyGodKnows, #Awesome, #Anime

Floki, JulieanneS, EmilyHeller, buzzielizzy, timothy21, harlequina, MarcellaA, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu, OnlineGuy and 18 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic

That feeling when you realize you just spent 4 hours straight playing Zelda...

And that you're actually proud of it afterwards.

#Geek, #I, #Should, #Be, #Ashamed, #But..., #Zelda, #Is, #Awesome

KimJong-boom, hensch, JodieT, Fabcookie, mylisa1970, juneocallagh, God-Like, shespeaks94, MyM, kaylababy and 1 other like this

14,000 people are having sex right now.

25,000 are kissing.

50,000 are hugging.

And you... well you're reading this post.

Reposted from MeMyselfAnd..I

#plo, @juneocallagh, @karincita, @MeMyselfAnd..I

janem803, PenSword72, ShanarahB, kaylababy, perellano, UserOne, 1956 and juneocallagh like this

When I get calls about free shit,

I ask questions that I know the automated script can't answer for my own amusement.

Reposted from rudeamplitude

KimJong-boom, Phnom, juneocallagh, marco_b, Sunshine123, rafeek, zefrances, Krimi63, sarcaSM and rudeamplitude like this

There are times when you have to give up on one thing to preserve the other.

#Tokyo, #Ghoul

janem803, KimJong-boom, naebitnae, hensch, Phnom, juliettebravo, Authlander, purplechill, juneocallagh, JodieT and 8 others like this

reposted by juneocallagh

Monsters are not born.
They were just made.
By those horrible experiences.

#Tokyo, #Ghoul

janem803, KimJong-boom, hensch, purplechill, juneocallagh, JodieT, Sunshine123, Krimi63, Qball and LaurieAmy like this

You Ken run.

But you can't Hide.

#Tokyo, #Ghoul

janem803, KimJong-boom and juneocallagh like this

#Tokyo, #Ghoul, #Ugh, #This, #is, #why, #math, #sucks

KimJong-boom and juneocallagh like this

i do not trust people who do not love themselves and yet tell me "i love you "
there is a African saying which is :

"BE CAREFUL WHEN A NAKED PERSON OFFERS YOU A SHIRT "

Reposted from anonymous

juneocallagh, Sunshine123, Krimi63 and Qball like this

Welcome to 2016, we've been expecting you.

#Happy, #New, #Year, #2016

KimJong-boom, ShanarahB, phuamaxx, Dowerdock, rafeek, Luenchen, Morgan1998, Krimi63, shespeaks94, 1956 and 5 others like this

Merry Christmas, everyone!

#and, #a, #happy, #new, #year!

KimJong-boom, rmax62, juliettebravo, JodieT, ShanarahB, rafeek, MyM, Krimi63, meohmy, Qball and 1 other like this

My little brother of 3 years old got the saying a little wrong...
He told my mom that he loved her to Africa and back! <3

#Moon, #And, #Back, @juneocallagh, #I, #Remembered, #After, #Reading, #Your, #Post, #;)

KimJong-boom, hensch, ShanarahB, JodieT, rafeek, janeh, meohmy, 1956, Qball and Krimi63 like this

Quality over cuantity?

Nah, I like both! ;)

KimJong-boom, hensch, eliane, zefrances and DygytAlice like this

Now I lay me down to rest,
I pray I pass tomorrow's test
If I should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to take

Reposted from Fabcookie

KimJong-boom, Parole, purplechill, Krimi63, phuamaxx, dor1316 and rafeek like this

Whenever there's
an awkward
silence, try
whispering,
"Did you forget
your line?"

Reposted from Fabcookie

janem803, KimJong-boom, purplechill, Krimi63, phuamaxx, dor1316, rafeek and mizim like this

Push the snooze button for me, will you?

#pillowtalk, @WordNerd, @juneocallagh

KimJong-boom, SourceBlack, kenwats, default, Lieutenant, Morgan1998, aguiladescalza, no3man69, llamabat, Dowerdock and 36 others like this

reposted by juneocallagh, teddy99, Boldomatic, karincita, hensch, jmelri and emiledi77

That feeling when you accidentally turn of your computer and loses all your hard work... >:(

KimJong-boom, phuamaxx, juneocallagh, JodieT, dor1316, juliettebravo, michiko3010, Sunshine123, shespeaks94, itchyPitchfork and 2 others like this

reposted by itchyPitchfork

If you were a bogey,
I would've picked you first!

#Bogey, #Check-Up-Line

KimJong-boom, crackbuttjoe and zefrances like this

The hell is
Gerundi-fucking what-um?

#Spanish

KimJong-boom likes this

Don't be ashamed of who you are:

That's your family's job.

Reposted from avant-garde

KimJong-boom, crackbuttjoe, itchyPitchfork, creatorbeats, rafeek and Luenchen like this

I never
finish
anyth

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reposted by itchyPitchfork

When life gives you lemonade, make lemons!

#showerthoughts, @Fabcookie

KimJong-boom, hensch, juneocallagh, itchyPitchfork, Qball, zefrances, phuamaxx and Sunshine123 like this

"Technically, we're all half centaur."

#showerthoughts, @sriTHEsid

KimJong-boom, juneocallagh, itchyPitchfork, zefrances, Kadysa, CocoaRawr, phuamaxx and mng like this

#KillerClownPrank, #is, #Awesome

KimJong-boom, hensch, juneocallagh, itchyPitchfork, Qball, JodieT and zefrances like this

Good Friends: You entertain them when they're in your house.

Best Friends: You didn't even fuck*n invite THEM!

#Friends, #BestFriends

KimJong-boom, skyblue99, zefrances, Sunshine123, juneocallagh, JodieT, itchyPitchfork and LaurieAmy like this

reposted by itchyPitchfork

Before you can be together...

You need a plan
to-get-her.

#Inspired, #By, #A, #NaLu, #Post, #On, #FaceBook

janem803, KimJong-boom, itchyPitchfork, haiden_, bold, Demetrius, juneocallagh, JodieT and MyM like this

People gives me a lot of shit for not knowing what an apocalypse is.

It's not like it's the end of the world!

#Apocalypse

KimJong-boom, Authlander, juneocallagh, itchyPitchfork, haiden_, Sunshine123, Qball, mylisa1970, swag-fiir3, JodieT and 1 other like this

reposted by KimJong-boom

Did you mean any Anime out there?

#fetish

KimJong-boom, juneocallagh, itchyPitchfork, haiden_, De_liefste, Qball, mylisa1970 and Parole like this

homework

Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge

Reposted from Chayma

KimJong-boom, juneocallagh, itchyPitchfork, perellano, dor1316, phuamaxx and mylisa1970 like this

School + Friends + Sleep = Impossible

And that's when you throw in Hobby, Chores and Family!!!

#Homework, #Nobody's, #Got, #Time, #For, #That

KimJong-boom, juneocallagh, itchyPitchfork, haiden_, phuamaxx and mylisa1970 like this

"Everything worth doing...
Is worth having someone else do for you!"

- Ms. Piggy

#Ms.Piggy, #LifeHack, #WayToSucces

KimJong-boom, hensch, haiden_, Sunshine123, juneocallagh, peo_w, cybersont, Qball, JodieT, haddock and 1 other like this

save water, drink champagne

@juneocallagh, #Marie

KimJong-boom, itchyPitchfork, phuamaxx, Qball, mylisa1970, Luenchen, skyblue99 and juneocallagh like this

I know right from wrong.
Wrong is the fun one.

Reposted from no667

@no667

KimJong-boom, juneocallagh, itchyPitchfork, ShanarahB, skyblue99, Luenchen and Parole like this

IT'S TIME FOR CAKE!

@sriTHEsid

KimJong-boom, haiden_, Sunshine123, Parole, juneocallagh, phuamaxx, zefrances, haddock, MyM and Fabcookie like this

Nothing's better than spending a night out in the wild!
...
2 meters from your own house with electricity, wi-fi, your computer and a heat oven securely placed inside your lavo...

#Camping, #and, #Binging, #FairyTail, #at, #the, #Same, #Time, @JUNEOCALLAGH, @Kadysa

Kadysa, KimJong-boom, itchyPitchfork, Dowerdock, juneocallagh, JodieT, zefrances and phuamaxx like this

Hahaha!!!

MARIO!
MARIO!
MARIO!

I'M INVINCIBLE!!!

m.youtube.com

KimJong-boom, itchyPitchfork, llamabat and Fabcookie like this

Dear Mother Nature,

This time I want a blizzard on the 12th of November?
You see, we're having Exams that day...

Thanks,

Jamie

#weatherforecast, #WorksLikeSanta

itchyPitchfork, perellano, phuamaxx, CastielsHoney, haddock, skyblue99 and Vandtastic like this

I feel no need to follow in anyone else's footsteps simply because they stepped somewhere.

#Be, #Yourself, #Always

Sunshine123, haddock, Qball, UserOne, juliettebravo, bold and Vandtastic like this

"Which one do you want?"

"It doesn't really matter."

"Okay, then I'll
take both!"

Vandtastic, God-Like, zefrances, SteveBob, phuamaxx and mylisa1970 like this

I never thought i'd be the type to get up early in the morning to exercise...

I was right

Reposted from Bettydent

Dowerdock, phuamaxx, ShanarahB, mng, Babs_77, zefrances, Qball, MyM and haddock like this

No one will ever wash away my colors!

#Colors

JodieT, hobgoblin and zefrances like this

Are you tired? because you've been running through my mind all day

Reposted from Fabcookie

#PLO

eliane, perellano, haddock and phuamaxx like this

It's not the size of the smile that counts...

It's the feelings behind it!

@Fabcookie, #Smiles, #AlwaysSmile, #Happy

skyblue99, Qball, zefrances, perellano, haddock and phuamaxx like this

Am I fit?

Well, I once ate an Energy Bar...

Does that count?

#fitness

Qball, zefrances, eliane, perellano and phuamaxx like this

"Life could be worse..."

"Life could be a whole lot better, too!"

#Life

itchyPitchfork, ShanarahB, JodieT, De_liefste, phuamaxx, Qball and Parole like this

"Have you cleaned your room?"

"... Hmm?..."

"Did you clean your room
like I asked you to?"

"Erm... What are we having for dinner today?"

#Never

Vandtastic, itchyPitchfork, ShanarahB, JodieT and peo_w like this

HEY!!!
I AM BACK FROM THE (NOT SO) DEAD!!!
YEAH!!!!

#MissMe?, @Kadysa, #Haha, #Get, #It?

Kadysa, dor1316, itchyPitchfork, ShanarahB, JodieT, purplechill, phuamaxx, peo_w and Qball like this

If you think I talk too much, let me know..

So we can talk about it!

Reposted from cybersont

@cybersont, @Kadysa

itchyPitchfork, phuamaxx, juneocallagh, Jamille, EllisDee53, Vandtastic, zefrances and swatchUSA like this

#gravestone

Kadysa and Fabcookie like this

#gravestone

Mischief Managed

#gravestone

ChrisRota, janem803, enderby, michi26, Ziya, roosterbear, Tina7, dor1316, juneocallagh, mng and 6 others like this

reposted by JodieT, Kadysa, Mariah_JJ, FutureFeel and FutureFeel

Yup, I've still got it!

#gravestone

juneocallagh, zefrances, JodieT, PennyLame and phuamaxx like this

Still not ginger...

#gravestone, #Ginger, #DoctorWho

Dowerdock, juneocallagh, zefrances, JodieT and Kadysa like this

Do not disturb!

#gravestone, @sriTHEsid

Dowerdock, juneocallagh, JodieT, phuamaxx and juliettebravo like this

Don't waste tears on me... I'm only 6 feet under ;)

#gravestone

Dowerdock, juneocallagh, zefrances, misterlab and Artemis like this

Mishief Managed

#gravestone, @JodieT

juneocallagh and JodieT like this

Don't worry, my place is reserved.

#gravestone

juneocallagh, zefrances, Kadysa and phuamaxx like this

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide!

- Unknown

#Hahahaha

MissPierce, Dowerdock, juneocallagh, itchyPitchfork, zefrances and phuamaxx like this

reposted by itchyPitchfork

you find it offensive? i find it funny...

that's why i'm happier than you.

Reposted from jaybyrd

juneocallagh, misterlab, jaybyrd and phuamaxx like this

I don't have a bucket list but my fuck it list is REALLY long!

Reposted from misterlab

Dowerdock, phuamaxx, juneocallagh, shespeaks94, skyblue99, UserOne, Tanascha and misterlab like this

Me: "Ew, I stepped in shit!"

Your opinion.

itchyPitchfork, phuamaxx, juneocallagh and Qball like this

Reasons to date me:

• I'm single

#Instagram, #TamakiSuoh, #Post, @Fabcookie

Dowerdock, itchyPitchfork, phuamaxx, juneocallagh, Kadysa, Tanascha and Fabcookie like this

Beckham's American Cookies <3

juneocallagh likes this

#Bazinga!

Dowerdock, itchyPitchfork, phuamaxx, juneocallagh and piepa like this

Fuck you.
Fuck that.
Fuck it.
Fuck this.

#Fuck, #Mode, @sriTHEsid

Dowerdock, itchyPitchfork, phuamaxx and juneocallagh like this

They tried to bury us. They didn't know we were seeds.

Reposted from anonymous

Dowerdock, phuamaxx, juneocallagh, haddock, eliane and swatchUSA like this

#electionpledge, #nzztoolbox, @sriTHEsid

juneocallagh, Dowerdock, timothy21, zefrances, JodieT, Qball, phuamaxx and peo_w like this

Home Alone...
And those fuckers I call my family took the Wi-Fi with them!!!

@sriTHEsid

ehab_faris, Kadysa, zefrances, JodieT, timothy21, itchyPitchfork, peo_w and Vandtastic like this

Vote for me!
*charmimg fake smile*
And get this free t-shirt!
*non-existent wind blowing long hair*
I love you!
Vote for yourself, vote for me!
*Teeth shines*

#electionpledge, #nzztoolbox, @peo_w

juliettebravo, Parole, itchyPitchfork, JodieT, llamabat, timothy21, baconbro27, haddock, Krimi63, Vandtastic and 1 other like this

Mmm...

The smell of homemade brownie cookies...

Really is sickening after eating a pound of cookie dough!

@peo_w

Dowerdock, fuzuku, juliettebravo, Parole, itchyPitchfork, JodieT, niniel, llamabat, MyM, MaScho and 4 others like this

My room isn't messy!

There's a perfectly decent path from the door to the bed!

#Messy, #Room, #We've, #All, #Got, #ThePath, #...

bapu, Dowerdock, phuamaxx, llamabat, Foxy, zefrances, hensch, Luenchen, peo_w, skyblue99 and 2 others like this

"I'm so deep in the friendzone that I've met her boyfriend's parents."

-Unknown

Dowerdock, Foxy, phuamaxx, itchyPitchfork, Qball, pranker, JodieT, Vandtastic and timothy21 like this

Why do people have to put raisins in everything that I like?

Reposted from llamabat

bapu, Foxy, itchyPitchfork and zefrances like this

If i drink alchohol, I'm alchoholic. If I drink Fanta, I'm fantastic!

Reposted from llamabat

Foxy, niniel and pranker like this

Fuck spiders.

Before those little bastards fuck you.

#Spiders, #Arachophopia

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, Qball, kfasheldon, juneocallagh, shespeaks94 and merhaba like this

It's so awkward. I can just watch a movie or read a book or just listen to a song and get into the character of one of these three options and post something that never really happened to me.
I never drank. I never had sex. I was never in a relationship. But here I am, still talking about it.

Reposted from skyblue99

Foxy, Vandtastic, itchyPitchfork, juneocallagh and hensch like this

I'm kinda loosing my ish these days because school is around the corner and I've got a phobia of corners so yeah..can't go to school sorry.

Reposted from skyblue99

Foxy, juneocallagh and zefrances like this

"You may be small, but you've got the power to change the world."

...

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT?!"

#Lol, #Mix, #Of, #LegendOfZelda, #And, #FullmetalAlchemist, #Quotes, #;P

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, juneocallagh, zefrances, JodieT and timothy21 like this

If someone says, "Don't tell a soul", can I tell a Ginger?

Reposted from manutd7770

Foxy, juneocallagh, timothy21, mylisa1970 and RandomHero1981 like this

I don't always say something stupid;

but when I do, I keep talking to make it worse.

Reposted from manutd7770

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, juneocallagh, timothy21, Luenchen and niniel like this

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

Reposted from Foxy

Foxy, Vandtastic, itchyPitchfork, juneocallagh and MyM like this

The word avacado comes from the Aztec word ahucati which means testicle.

I'll never eat guacamole again!

Reposted from misterlab

Foxy, juneocallagh, timothy21, MyM and Luenchen like this

So, you're saying that it's MY faulth?
HOW DARE YOU?

I mean, sure, it's my faulth. But I made sure there's no proof! So you've got NO right to blame me!

Reposted from Foxy

@sriTHEsid

Foxy, juneocallagh, timothy21, meohmy and Luenchen like this

What's the difference between Harry Potter and jews?

Harry survived the chamber.

Reposted from Foxy

Foxy and juneocallagh like this

I just want somebody to love me for the true asshole that I really am.

Reposted from Foxy

@juneocallagh, @sriTHEsid

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, juneocallagh and skyblue99 like this

Maybe they're all wrong...

o< o< o<
o< o<
o< >o o<
o< o< o<
o< o< o< o<

While I'm right!

Reposted from Foxy

Foxy, juneocallagh and zefrances like this

Can we all take a moment to realize that the fourth Harry Potter movie was the Doctor trying to end Twilight before it started!

Reposted from Foxy

Foxy and juneocallagh like this

In the end you will see who's fake, who's true and who would risk it all just for you.

Lulu061680, PenSword72, jcbatesy, Foxy, aussi-girl90, MyM, niniel, JodieT, pranker, God-Like and 5 others like this

The struggle you're in today is developing the strenght you need for tomorrow. Don't give up.

janem803, Foxy, MyM, God-Like, skyblue99, Fabcookie, zefrances, Qball, timothy21 and meohmy like this

Sometimes you have to close your eyes, take a deep breath, count to ten, realize that you really don't look good in prison stripes, open your eyes, smile at the motherfucker, and just walk away.

Reposted from rhodesia

Foxy, timothy21, zefrances, aana and itchyPitchfork like this

"It's impossible " - said Pride

"It's risky "- said experience

"It's pointless "- said reason

"Give it another try "-

HEART whispered

Reposted from siegrain

Foxy, llamabat, timothy21, zefrances, Luenchen, aussi-girl90, _ATOMIC, mng, aana and meohmy like this

Life may not be colorful, but my imagination will always be.

Reposted from skyblue99

Foxy, Qball, itchyPitchfork, Parole, zefrances, JillNYC, Luenchen and haddock like this

If barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends?

Reposted from avant-garde

Foxy, itchyPitchfork and avant-garde like this

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas?!

me: you said I got one call...

Reposted from avant-garde

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, Tanascha, Luenchen and avant-garde like this

four drinks and i'm using fuck like a comma.

Reposted from beesmoove

@sriTHEsid

Foxy, Tanascha and Luenchen like this

It's not worth the jail time...

It's not worth the jail time...

It's not worth the jail time...

It's not worth the jail time...

Reposted from rhodesia

@timothy21

Foxy, timothy21 and Proceline like this

3 rules to live by:

Don't shop when you're hungry, don't date when you're horny, and don't update your Facebook status when you're drunk.

Reposted from rhodesia

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, Tanascha and Luenchen like this

Learn the difference between someone who speaks to you on their free time and someone who frees up time to speak to you.

Reposted from rhodesia

Foxy, purplechill and JillNYC like this

When you're dead you don't know that you're dead. It's only difficult for the others.

It's the same thing when you're stupid.

Reposted from rhodesia

@timothy21

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, ManuTiger and timothy21 like this

Some people post so much depressing love shit that even I'm starting to miss their ex!

Reposted from rhodesia

#lol, #PLO

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, Tanascha and Luenchen like this

Asking a gay couple "which one of you is the woman" is like asking a pair of chopsticks "which one's the fork".

Reposted from rhodesia

Foxy and Luenchen like this

bible

An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.

Reposted from avant-garde

@sriTHEsid

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, Luenchen and avant-garde like this

"When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happines is the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life."
- John Lennon

Reposted from anonymous

Foxy, itchyPitchfork and Luenchen like this

you know that voice in your head that helps you make good decisions...

i need one.

Reposted from jaybyrd

@sriTHEsid

Foxy, jaybyrd and Luenchen like this

"My sister's pregnant, I can't wait to find out if I'm gonna be an auntie or an uncle!"

- Unknown

Foxy, MyM, itchyPitchfork and timothy21 like this

reposted by itchyPitchfork

Once a carrot, always a carrot.

@Fabcookie, #Carrots, #4Life, #XP

Foxy, zefrances, timothy21, haddock, pranker and Fabcookie like this

Dear Friday, I am so glad we are back together and I am sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday but I swear I was thinking only of you the whole time

Reposted from ErikSmit

Foxy, ErikSmit, itchyPitchfork, timothy21 and pranker like this

(n) microwave

a hand gesture used by a midget to say hello.

"check that dude out he's microwaving that whole street."

Reposted from anonymous

Foxy, Qball and mylisa1970 like this

sleeping in an oversized hoodie sounds like a good idea until it's 2 am and it feels like you're taking a bath with satan.

Reposted from jaybyrd

Foxy, Vandtastic and jaybyrd like this

Just found out the world doesn't revolve around me. I'm shocked and upset.

Reposted from WordNerd

@sriTHEsid

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, timothy21, Krimi63 and mng like this

"I'M NOT SHORT, I'M FUN-SIZED!"

#EdwardElric, #Short, #Rant

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, timothy21, haiden_, Qball, meohmy and JodieT like this

Sometimes a dog is all the therapy you need

Reposted from Fabcookie

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, timothy21, juliettebravo and mng like this

I have this habit of not being able to control my facial expressions when someone says something stupid or annoying •

Reposted from Lirpae..

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, timothy21 and Krimi63 like this

"Leader or follower?"

"I'm the third one."

"There is only two..."

"This only proves my point."

#Leader, #Or, #Follower, #?

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, michi26, perellano, Babs_77, Authlander, kenwats, cybersont, Foxy, timothy21 and 5 others like this

reposted by annemarit and CurrentNobody

during the nights of August 11-14, 2015 will be a massive meteor shower from 50 to 100 meteors an hour.

SPREAD THE WORD!

Reposted from jaybyrd

Foxy, mng, Proceline, timothy21, jaybyrd and swatchUSA like this

{BROtosaurus Rex}

*A carnivourous or omnivourous member of the squad

#urbandictionary

Foxy, Luenchen, timothy21 and Qball like this

{ ... }

*Awkward silence, normally caused by not knowing what to say

#urbandictionary

Foxy, Luenchen, dor1316, timothy21, Qball, diversiti, peo_w, haiden_ and swatchUSA like this

Just cut my hair short...
IT'S SO FREAKING SATISFYING WATCHING OVER 30 CM HAIR BEING CHOPPED OF LIKE IT'S NOTHING!!!

#Hair, #ChopChop, #PixieCut, #FTW, @peo_w, @timothy21

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, timothy21, swatchUSA, peo_w and Qball like this

How many personal injury lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three.

One to change the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and one to sue the ladder company.

Reposted from swatchUSA

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, Vandtastic, swatchUSA, timothy21, Qball and juneocallagh like this

Opinion is ultimately determined by the feelings, and not by the intellect.

~ Herbert Spencer

Reposted from UserOne

Foxy, swatchUSA, timothy21, Qball, UserOne and juneocallagh like this

You can't make everyone happy. You're not pizza.

Reposted from anonymous

ehab_faris, Foxy, itchyPitchfork, aussi-girl90, swatchUSA, timothy21 and Fabcookie like this

The secret of happiness is the determination to be happy always, rather than wait for outer cicumstances to make one happy.

~ Kriyananda

Reposted from UserOne

Foxy, timothy21, UserOne and juneocallagh like this

repost this if you know someone that deserves a smack in the face with a shovel.

Reposted from jaybyrd

Foxy, kris, Proceline, shespeaks94, jaybyrd and swatchUSA like this

Saw a sign that said:
"Neutering your dog makes them less nuts"

Reposted from Vandtastic

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, Proceline, shespeaks94 and RandomHero1981 like this

My attitude is a result of your actions..
so if you don't like my attitude blame yourself •

Reposted from Lirpae..

Foxy, haiden_, Lirpae.., kris and mng like this

if you plant a block of ramen and water it with bud light a university student will grow.

Reposted from jaybyrd

Foxy, brody and ShanarahB like this

Don't try to figure me out.

I'm a special kind of twisted.

#Twisted

KimJong-boom, Lulu061680, michiko3010, Foxy, ShanarahB, hobgoblin, matembe-53, meohmy, Babs_77, Qball and 6 others like this

Welcome to the dark side.

Where all the fun shit happens.

#Welcome, #To, #TheDarkSide

Foxy, ShanarahB, meohmy, Babs_77, Qball, timothy21, shespeaks94, Krimi63 and mng like this

Welcome to the dark side.

The cookies were a lie.

#TheDarkSide

Foxy, ShanarahB, Qball, timothy21, shespeaks94 and mng like this

"You should take a walk."

"Alright! Where do you wanna go?"

"I said you. Not we."

Foxy, ShanarahB, Babs_77, Qball, timothy21, shespeaks94, Vandtastic and mng like this

IRONY
100%
"REAL"
PLASTIC

Reposted from anonymous

Foxy, Babs_77, mng and shespeaks94 like this

LOVE IS IN THE AIR
TRY NOT TO
BREATHE

Reposted from anonymous

Foxy, Babs_77, Vandtastic, mng, timothy21, Krimi63 and LaurieAmy like this

"How do you feel about babies?"

"That depends on the sauce..."

#Quis, #Question, #And, #Answer, #Babies, #Erm..., #Hanibal?, @timothy21, @juneocallagh, @sriTHEsid

Foxy, hobgoblin, juneocallagh and timothy21 like this

Be That Kind of Person That when your Feet Hit The Floor in The morning The Devil Say's...

Oh Shit She 's Up !

Reposted from juneocallagh

#AwesomestPostEver, #PLO, @juneocallagh

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, ShanarahB, juneocallagh, Krimi63, csvanholm, timothy21 and Proceline like this

If a youtube video is made by norwegian folks, you should automatically assume that it's not suitable for kids.

#Norwegian, #Youtube, #Videos

Foxy and timothy21 like this

m.youtube.com

#ButFirst, #LemmeTakeA, #Selfie, #Norwegian, #Idiot, #Version, #MenFørst, #LaMegTaEt, #Selvportrett, #Sjølportrett, @Fabcookie, @timothy21

Foxy, timothy21 and Proceline like this

Snufs - Kaveh m/ Onkel P

m.youtube.com

#Awesome, #Song, @Fabcookie

Foxy and timothy21 like this

yes, we are aware of how obnoxious we are when we are together.

no, we dont care

Reposted from anonymous

Foxy, Proceline, mng, timothy21, ShanarahB and Krimi63 like this

It's not like I want thing to get back to the way before.

#Still, #From, #FullmetallAlchemist, #Opening1, #Again

Foxy, csvanholm, timothy21, Vandtastic, Qball and Krimi63 like this

I still have to long, a life ahead just to give up and drop all these dreams.
I just wanna try and fix all the things that I've left undone.

#FullmetalAlchemist, #Again, #EnglishCover, #Opening1, #OneOfMyFavSongs

Foxy, timothy21 and Vandtastic like this

Back off, I'll take you on

Headstrong to take on anyone

I know that you are wrong

And this is not where you belong

#Headstrong, #BackOff, #Wrong, #This, #Is, #Not, #Where, #You, #Belong, #Song

Foxy, timothy21, Fabcookie and Vandtastic like this

I hate the way he talk, the way he act, the way he walk, the way he think, the way he look, and I hate the way he is.

#HateHateHateHate, #Hate, #HateHate, #HateHateHate, #Him, @Krimi63

Foxy, timothy21 and Vandtastic like this

If you see me talking to myself, don't worry. I'm giving myself expert advice.

Reposted from misterlab

Foxy, chocoproject, timothy21, Vandtastic and misterlab like this

"So, do you want Strawberry, Vanilla or-"

"ICE ICE, BABY!"

"I take it you'll want Vanilla-"

"ICE ICE, BABY!"

"I hate you."

#Funny, #Vanilla, #ICE, #BABY

Foxy, ShanarahB and Vandtastic like this

Happy: "Must be nice to live such a carefree life, huh?"

Natsu: "I prefer call it being positive!"

#Fairytail, #Natsu, #Happy, #Positive, #Careless, #Funny, #Anime

Foxy, hensch and Vandtastic like this

Natsu: "I RULE!"

Happy: "...You were only lucky and you know it."

#Fairytail, @Natsu, @Happy, #Every, #Time, #Natsu, #Does, #Something, #Kinda, #Smart

Foxy likes this

Dude... No underwear and pierced... Fuck me.. You never showed me that shit

#LennyKravitz, #StevenTyler, #Aerosmith, #No, #Underwear, #And, #Pierced

Foxy and peo_w like this

I do not spew profanities, I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

Reposted from anonymous

Foxy, haiden_, meohmy and Vandtastic like this

A guy knocked on my door last week looking for donations for the local pool, so I asked him how many glasses of water he needed.

Reposted from misterlab

@misterlab

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, hensch, ShanarahB, Qball, MyM, misterlab, swatchUSA and Vandtastic like this

Anger is one letter short of Danger.

JMBis, KimJong-boom, EnchicGong, UserOne, Ziya, bold, Foxy, haddock, timothy21, llamabat and 10 others like this

reposted by llamabat

Realizing that you've actually got a real ahoge.

#Ahoge, #Anime, #I, #Both, #Love, #And, #Hate, #My, #Idiot, #Hair

Foxy, hensch, timothy21, Qball and juneocallagh like this

I pretend to sleep so I won't have to deal with people.

#Because, #People, #Are, #Annoying, @juneocallagh, @Vandtastic

Lulu061680, kenwats, Foxy, perellano, hobgoblin, itchyPitchfork, dor1316, Vandtastic, timothy21, Qball and 5 others like this

Interviewer:
Why is there such a long gap in your employment?

Me:
I'm a time traveler

Reposted from sarcaSM

Foxy, itchyPitchfork and Vandtastic like this

Last
Chance Saloon

#plasticsurgery

Foxy, peo_w, Parole, Qball and meohmy like this

There's always people who are better than you...

And there's always people who are worse.

#Bad, #Good

Foxy, peo_w, Vandtastic, Qball, ShanarahB and meohmy like this

I don't think before I speak, I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Reposted from anonymous

@sriTHEsid

Foxy, juneocallagh, itchyPitchfork, vishal, Proceline, Qball, Vandtastic and timothy21 like this

Who do you think will start WW3?

@juneocallagh, @timothy21, @peo_w, @Vandtastic

Foxy, juneocallagh and timothy21 like this

I realized I was mistaken when I kept making "we" plans...

but you kept making "you" plans!

Reposted from anonymous

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, Krimi63, timothy21, MaScho, ShanarahB, shespeaks94, Qball, Vandtastic, mng and 1 other like this

"I may not be able to see you. There may be hundreds of miles between us. But I'll always be looking your way. I'll be watching over you forever. I promise."

- Makarov Dreyar

#Sadest, #Episode, #Ever, #T-T, #FairyTail, #Makarov

KimJong-boom, Kadysa, PenSword72, Foxy, timothy21, ShanarahB, meohmy, JodieT, Fabcookie, ManuTiger and 4 others like this

I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but MAN! Those cops came out of NOWHERE!

Reposted from anonymous

Foxy, llamabat, itchyPitchfork, timothy21, ShanarahB, meohmy, juneocallagh, Vandtastic, Qball, Mayuri and 1 other like this

My brother has now oficially broken a limb 4 summers in a row.

#My, #Brother, #and, #His, #Friends, #Has, #One, #Braincell, #In, #Common..., @MyM

Foxy, timothy21, dor1316, Vandtastic, JodieT and MyM like this

"What have I ever done to you?"

"You tried to kill us and destroy our planet!"

"Well, except for that..."

#DoctorWho

Raeca, Foxy, timothy21, meerstern, dor1316, ShanarahB and Vandtastic like this

Why can't I earn money in real life the way I earn money in computer games

Reposted from sophh

@sriTHEsid

Foxy, God-Like, meohmy, Krimi63 and sophh like this

Why does parents burst into your room like they're trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents?

@timothy21

UserOne, kenwats, Foxy, A.M., llamabat, timothy21, ShanarahB, GaylrdSprFckr, meohmy, Qball and 6 others like this

reposted by itchyPitchfork and llamabat

My love is like a candle.
If you forget me I will burn your fucking house down.

#Love

juneocallagh, enderby, guggigirl, Sunshine123, mir-jam, Foxy, timothy21, haddock, itchyPitchfork, shespeaks94 and 2 others like this

reposted by itchyPitchfork and mir-jam

Eww!!!
I hate changing phones!!!
I've got so much stuff I don't wanna lose!!! T-T

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, Vandtastic, peo_w, Qball and JodieT like this

My Boss Told Me " To Dress For The Job you Want, not The Job you Have,"

Now, I'm sitting in a Disciplinary Meeting Dressed as Wonder Woman !

Reposted from juneocallagh

timothy21, peo_w, ShanarahB and MyM like this

"PUH-LEAS!!!"

"There you go! Who needs dignity!" - Billy Joe Cobra

#Cartoons, #For, #Lifw, #XP, #BillyJoeCobra, #Dude, #ThatsMyGhost

"Hello! I'm Bob and I'm here for the job interview?"
"We're sorry, but you're not what we're looking for"
"What? I haven't even been interviewed yet!"
"Out boss is looking for a lucky worker. Therefore we throw out half of the candidates to see which ones are unlucky..."

#jobinterview

itchyPitchfork, ThomasKuperus and Qball like this

reposted by itchyPitchfork

"Lucy and Loki sitting in a tree, K I S S S I N G!
First comes love, then comes-"
"Eww!!! I don't wanna know what comes next!"

#Fairytail, #Lucy, #Loki, #Happy, #Natsu

juneocallagh, matembe-53 and mylisa1970 like this

You shoulden't pick a fight with him!
He's as strong as he is nasty!

juneocallagh likes this

What are your thoughts about the pixie cut?

juneocallagh and haiden_ like this

Ah, so you're the reason we have warning labels on everything.

#insult

perellano, KimJong-boom, UserOne, MyM, Babs_77, kenwats, Authlander, niniel, GaylrdSprFckr, FaceFab and 7 others like this

reposted by ShanarahB and JHE

I don't care what people say about you.
You're alright.

#Insult, @juneocallagh

juneocallagh, Qball, haiden_, haddock, Vandtastic and mylisa1970 like this

I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.

#Insult

juneocallagh, ManuTiger, Vandtastic and mylisa1970 like this

Well, I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong...

@Vandtastic, #Insult

perellano, juneocallagh, Schmanda, ShanarahB, swag-fiir3, mylisa1970 and Vandtastic like this

Sometimes I think about you.
And then I usually think about how I would hide the body...

@haddock, @juneocallagh, @DygytAlice

KimJong-boom, Lulu061680, UserOne, kenwats, guggigirl, jcbatesy, cybersont, phuamaxx, haddock, llamabat and 9 others like this

reposted by llamabat and juneocallagh

i think therefore

i don't have much in common with a lot of people

Reposted from ephy

juneocallagh, shespeaks94, Qball and Vandtastic like this

"Sometimes me think,
what is friend? And then me say,
friend is someone to share the last cookie with."

-Cookie monster

Reposted from TheOtakuCat

llamabat, juneocallagh, itchyPitchfork, MyM, God-Like, shespeaks94, Vandtastic and meohmy like this

Is it just me, or do mirrors look really sexy?

Reposted from anonymous

MyM, Qball and Vandtastic like this

Keep Calm
&
be a
STALKER

#Stalker, #Usui, #Takumi, #Maid-Sama, #Anime

itchyPitchfork and Foxy like this

Bah!!!
My friends are idiots!!!
Stupid idiots!!!
All of them!!!

I think I've been a bad influence...

#Idiots, #Friends, #Bad, #Influence, @Vandtastic

perellano, itchyPitchfork, MyM, JodieT, Qball, meohmy, Foxy, eliane and Vandtastic like this

Took the stupid test...
One of the best test scores I've ever got!

#Aww, #Stupid, #Test

Foxy, timothy21, MyM, shespeaks94, SteveBob, mylisa1970 and Qball like this

reposted by Foxy

Would like a nice evening with my boyfriend watching a movie and cuddling on the couch!

Any recomendations for a good boyfriend?

#Joke, #Inspired, #From, #A, #Facebook, #Status, #Made, #By, #My, #Own, #Aunt

kenwats, cybersont, perellano, Foxy, God-Like, backstreetgirl, eos_13, Qball, itchyPitchfork, haddock and 5 others like this

reposted by Shelly103

Person: You're blocking the view

Me: I am the view

Foxy, God-Like, JodieT, MyM, itchyPitchfork, haddock, ShanarahB and haiden_ like this

Blasphemy is officially legal in Norway.

So YES, I can sing Highway to Hell in church all I want!

#Payback, #For, #Making, #Me, #Come, #To, #Church, #Blasphemy, #This, #Happened, #When, #I, #Was, #Nind, #Years, #Old, #..., #Lovely, #Kid

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, haddock, meohmy and Vandtastic like this

"I love you, Kim"

"This is Jean"

"Oh, sorry babe! Damn autocorrect! I meant: Do you want pizza?"

#autocorrect, #Joke, @sriTHEsid

perellano, Foxy, MyM, itchyPitchfork, haiden_, Qball and Vandtastic like this

I love sleep. My life tends to fall apart when i'm awake, you know?
-Ernest Hemingway

Reposted from anonymous

@Vandtastic

Foxy, God-Like, haiden_, juneocallagh, JodieT, SteveBob, itchyPitchfork, meohmy, Qball and UserOne like this

"Wow, you're early!"

"I'm not early, you're late, Jamie!"

KimJong-boom, ehab_faris, Foxy, phuamaxx, juneocallagh, haddock and Vandtastic like this

reposted by juneocallagh

To pee or not to pee.
That's the question!

#Sheakspear, #Pee, #Quote

Foxy and itchyPitchfork like this

'PERFECT'
HAS 7 LETTERS
AND SO DOES
'MEEEEEE'
COINCIDENCE?
I DON'T THINK SO!

Reposted from anonymous

@haddock

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, Mayuri, haddock and JodieT like this

My 'Sit & Stare' method to getting what I want without asking really seems to freak my friends out. They're all like "Why are you staring at me?"

Reposted from Vandtastic

Foxy, haiden_, itchyPitchfork, LaurieAmy and baconbro27 like this

Not interested.

@sriTHEsid

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, juliettebravo, haddock and Proceline like this

I dont know what I'm searching for but something tells me its in the fridge ...

Reposted from anonymous

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, Mayuri, haddock, Proceline and Vandtastic like this

I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color.

Reposted from anonymous

#I, #Actually, #Love, #Colors, #Especially, #Neon, @sriTHEsid

Mayuri, Foxy, itchyPitchfork, haddock, Proceline, Vandtastic and Qball like this

Norge?
Kor hen i Bergen er det?

#Bergen, #Vitser, #Norge, #Stereotype, #Norway, #Lol

Foxy and Fabcookie like this

"Erm... Sorry, but who are you and why did you just hug me?"

"... I'm your Grandma!... You ate dinner with us just last week!"

"I'm just kidding, Gran!Delicious stew by the way!"

"It was meatballs."

#Me, #At, #Family, #Reunions, @sriTHEsid

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, JodieT and Fabcookie like this

"So you've got invisible scars?"

"SHUT UP, NATSU! EVERY TIME I SAY SOMETHING COOL, YOU GOTTA RUIN IT!"

"How was that cool?"

#Sequel, #To, #Last, #Post, #Natsu, #Grey, #Anime, #FairyTail, #Quote

Foxy, Vandtastic and haddock like this

I don't mind having a few scars as long as you can see them. It's the ones you can't see that sting.

#Grey, #Quote, #FairyTail, #Anime, #Scars

Foxy, Vandtastic, Qball, matembe-53, haddock, Proceline and meohmy like this

"You're trying to catch somebody? I'll do it for you!"

"You're the one we're after!"

#Natsu, #FairyTail, #Anime

Foxy, Vandtastic, peo_w, haddock, Krimi63 and itchyPitchfork like this

This is Bob, master of the Blue Pegasus Guild, and just in case you were wondering; he's a man.

- Fairy Tail

#Anime, #Bob, #FairyTail

Foxy and itchyPitchfork like this

Well, I guess I'll feed the fish, then.

#escapetheaquarium

Foxy, Vandtastic, soon, peo_w, JodieT, itchyPitchfork, Qball, Mayuri and meohmy like this

reposted by Mayuri

Team: "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ATTACK YOUR ALLIES!"

Idiot: "It's in my nature"

#Playing, #Board, #Games, #Be, #Like

Foxy, peo_w and Krimi63 like this

When I say; "I'm not hungry,"

I really mean; "I don't like this food"

#Food, #Hunger, #TheRealTruth

kenwats, ehab_faris, Foxy, UserOne, Vandtastic, itchyPitchfork, juneocallagh, peo_w, haiden_, haddock and 1 other like this

reposted by Vandtastic

Turning Point:

When you realize that you're done with this shit!

#turningpoint

kenwats, loryane, Foxy, bostonamy, Viciouse31, Krimi63, juneocallagh, meohmy, peo_w, ranjithbantu and 5 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

In the beginning there was nothing, and it exploded.

Terry Pratchett

Reposted from oerzzz

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, juneocallagh, JodieT and haddock like this

*At the doctor's*

Doctor: "It looks like a little bit of food poisoning, that's all."

Brother: "It's not from eating too much?" *Actually concerned*

"Oh, shut up!"

#FullmetalAlchemist, #FMA, #Doctor, #FoodPoisoning, #Eating

Foxy, ohdear, juneocallagh, peo_w, JodieT, haiden_ and itchyPitchfork like this

"Damn that guy! He probably wears that hat to hide the hole in his brain!"

- Edward Elric

#FullmetalAlchemist, #2003, #FMA, #Edward, #Elric, #Rant, #Stupid, #Police, #Officer

Foxy, JodieT, Qball, itchyPitchfork, ManuTiger and juneocallagh like this

What the fuck is the point of 24k Gold Stickers?
I'd rather 20k Gold Jewlery!

Foxy, juneocallagh, lindaann, haiden_ and mylisa1970 like this

Some day we will find what we are looking for.

Or maybe we won't.

Maybe we will find something much greater than that.

Reposted from Lisagu88

@sriTHEsid

Foxy, juneocallagh, Tanascha, haddock, Krimi63, shespeaks94, meohmy, itchyPitchfork, daniel8a14 and RandomHero1981 like this

"Quite a Napoleon Complex you've got..."

"And what's that?"

"It means you don't like being called... short."

"THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT SHORT!'

#Awkward, #Short, #Jokes, #EdwardElric, #XP, @SteveBob

perellano, Foxy, Vandtastic, juneocallagh, haddock, SteveBob, peo_w and UserOne like this

"Stand up and walk. Keep moving forward. You've got two good legs, so get up and use them. You're strong enough to make your own path."

- Edward Elric

#FullmetalAlchemist, #Quote, #FMA, #EdwardElric, #TakenFromFanfiction, #XP, @llamabat

Foxy, juneocallagh, JodieT, haddock, meohmy, matembe-53, no667 and Babs_77 like this

I hate it when Voldemort uses all my shampoo without asking.

#HarryPotter, #HariPotta, #Voldemort, #Geek, #Google, #IHateItWhen, @peo_w, @sriTHEsid

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, Tanascha and juneocallagh like this

Fuck.
I didn't realize that you were that stupid.

Foxy, Vandtastic, juneocallagh, itchyPitchfork, SteveBob, hensch and peo_w like this

I was Drinkinking
at The Bar So Took The BUS Home

That Might Not Mean a Big Deal To You,

But I Never DROVE a BUS Before !!

Reposted from juneocallagh

@peo_w, @sriTHEsid

Foxy, Vandtastic, Tanascha, juneocallagh, ShanarahB, itchyPitchfork, swatchUSA, meohmy and SteveBob like this

Pride: "I'll take care of it."
Envy: "It should've been me!"
Wrath: "NO!"
Sloth: "Mhmm..."
Gluttony: "Can I eat now?"
Lust: "Come with me..."
Greed: "That's mine!"

#7DeadlySins, #FMA, #Humonculi, #Humonculus, #FullmetalAlchemist

Foxy, Vandtastic, juneocallagh, peo_w, matembe-53 and shespeaks94 like this

"Human kind can not gain anything without first giving something in return.
To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.
That is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange.
In those days, we really believed that to be the worlds one, and only, truth."

- Alphonse Elric

#FullmetalAlchemist, #FMA, #Alchemy, #LawOfEquivalency, #AlphonseElric, #Anime, @sriTHEsid

KimJong-boom, jcbatesy, Foxy, juneocallagh, itchyPitchfork, meohmy, Parole, matembe-53 and shespeaks94 like this

reposted by itchyPitchfork, itchyPitchfork and itchyPitchfork

Normal person: "Hi"

Awkward person: *OMG! What am I supposed to say? "Hi" is already used, "hello" is too formal, "heyo" would sound stupid and "Hey" is too informal*- "Good evening, miss"

Normal person: "Erm... I'm a guy and it's early noon"

#awkward

sophh, Foxy, Vandtastic, Fabcookie, itchyPitchfork, meohmy, juneocallagh, SteveBob, juliettebravo, JodieT and 3 others like this

I'm not awesome, I'm awkward!
...
......
SHIT, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY!!!

#awkward

Foxy, Vandtastic, itchyPitchfork, juneocallagh, peo_w, hensch and shespeaks94 like this

*Making awesome background music in real life*

"JAMILLE! SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!"

#awkward, #Batman, #Yes, #I, #Am, @sriTHEsid

Foxy, Vandtastic, juneocallagh, itchyPitchfork, SteveBob and Bantuzoya1988 like this

"Hey, daddy! I know it's late, but Mom's house just burned down, so can you come pick me and brother up?"

"I don't believe you."

#awkward, #So, #Little, #Trust, #From, #My, #Own, #Father

Foxy and itchyPitchfork like this

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN ANT SO SMALL YOU WANT TO SQUISH UNDER YOUR BOOTS?!"

"Nobody said that, Edward"

#awkward, #FullmetalAlchemist, #FMA, #Really, #Ed?, #Again?

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, SteveBob and Bantuzoya1988 like this

When your brother tells you that the neighbour guy was staring at your house with a pair of binoculars and you suddenly realize that he has a perfect view of your bedroom window.

#Erm..., #Awkward, @ShanarahB, @juneocallagh

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, juneocallagh, SteveBob, matembe-53, Qball, Bantuzoya1988, haiden_, peo_w and hensch like this

Someone, somewhere, are laughing at me.
I can just feel it.

#EdwardElric, #Inspired, @peo_w, #Awkward

Foxy, Vandtastic, ShanarahB, hensch and peo_w like this

"Do you know where Jamille is? I haven't seen her in a while, and that makes me nervous..."

#I, #Wonder, #Why, #I'm, #Innocent, #Mwahahaha

Foxy, haiden_, ShanarahB and hensch like this

"Dammit! There's so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of them all!"

- Edward Elric

#FullmetalAlchemist, #FMA, #Edward, #Is, #Awesome

Foxy, Vandtastic and haiden_ like this

"You're so short that you're two-dimensional!"

- Edward Elric

#FullmetalAlchemist, #FMA

Foxy, itchyPitchfork and ShanarahB like this

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BEANSPROUT SO SMALL YOU COULDEN'T SEE THEM WITH A MICROSCOPE?!"
- Edward Elric

#FullmetalAlchemist, #FMA, #Anime, #Brother, #Please!, #Nobody, #Said, #That, #Edward

Foxy and itchyPitchfork like this

Rule number 7:

Jamille is not allowed to shower with the radio on, even if there hasn't been any official complaints by the neighbors about the concerts yet.
Neither is she allowed to use all the hot water.

#My, #List, #Of, #Rules

Foxy, Vandtastic, ShanarahB, bold, peo_w and no667 like this

dear customer service,

first of all i'm typing this with my middle finger........

Reposted from jaybyrd

KimJong-boom, llamabat, Foxy, 305juicyj, MyM, ShanarahB, itchyPitchfork, Qball, dor1316, meohmy and 2 others like this

Looking back at myself a year ago:
how embarassing

Looking back a month ago:
how embarassing

Looking at myself right now:
how embarassing

Reposted from anonymous

Foxy, ShanarahB, itchyPitchfork and Qball like this

Sorry for being inactive, folks.
I'm on a vacation abroad without 4G...
But I'll be home in a couple of days, so... see ya!

#See, #Ya, #All, #Soon, @bold, @peo_w, @sriTHEsid

Foxy, ManuTiger, MyM, ShanarahB, itchyPitchfork, Qball, peo_w, dor1316, meohmy, JodieT and 1 other like this

I GOT TOP MARKS ON MY ORAL EXAM!!!
IN SCIENCE!!!
TOP MARKS!!!

#Happy, #TopMarks, #Electricity, #Yay!!!, @MyM, @stefunny

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, stefunny, God-Like, peo_w, MyM and ShanarahB like this

She had blue skin,
And so did he.
He kept it hid,
And so did she.
They searched for blue
Their whole life through
Then passed right by -
And never knew.

• Shel Silverstein

Reposted from anonymous

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, peo_w and PenSword72 like this

Foxy, haiden_ and ShanarahB like this

We're all in the same game; Just different levels. Dealing with the same hell; Just different devils.

Reposted from anonymous

Foxy, Vandtastic, itchyPitchfork, God-Like, peo_w, MyM, Proceline, haiden_, no667, ShanarahB and 1 other like this

'Don't do that, you'll look like...'

'Don't do that, people will think you're...'

Little do you know, I am already all these things that you dread me turning into. The problems are already here- embedded deep where you don't see.

Reposted from sophh

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, God-Like, sophh and ShanarahB like this

Rule Number 6:

Jamille is to never ever be left alone in a room containing a blackboard.

#My, #List, #of, #Rules

Foxy, Vandtastic, God-Like, peo_w, stefunny, itchyPitchfork, JodieT and ShanarahB like this

What is that mysterious ticking noise?

#PotterPuppetPalls, #HarryPotter, #HariPotta, #MysteriousTickingNoise, #Snape, #Snape., #SeverusSnape

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, UserOne and stefunny like this

Hello stranger.. I don't know how to make friends. Will you teach me?

Reposted from God-Like

Foxy, Vandtastic, haddock, UserOne, ShanarahB and itchyPitchfork like this

You don't die for your friends, you live for them.

-Erza Scarlett. ~Fairy Tail.

Reposted from God-Like

Foxy, UserOne, itchyPitchfork and Qball like this

Police: "How high are you?"

Me: "No officer. It's Hi, how are you?"

Reposted from LingLewandowski

Foxy, chocoproject, ShanarahB and itchyPitchfork like this

Why can things that are so small hurt so much? Such as stepping on a lego and being kicked in the shin by a munchkin!

Reposted from StinkyBreath

Foxy, chocoproject, ShanarahB and stefunny like this

But mom do I hafta clean my room! What if we get robbed? Then there's nothing for him to step on!

Reposted from StinkyBreath

Foxy, ShanarahB, Qball, itchyPitchfork and stefunny like this

If we talk after 12, our convos will get real personal.

12:00am: I like mac & cheese.

12:01am: I killed a man once.

Reposted from anonymous

Foxy, Vandtastic and itchyPitchfork like this

i'm sorry
for what
i said when i was hungry.

Reposted from anonymous

llamabat, Foxy, chocoproject, ShanarahB, peo_w, UserOne, stefunny, swatchUSA and haddock like this

____[ ]____
[ Police Box ]

| |
| [ #] [ #] |
| |
| [ [] ] [ • ] |
| |
| [ ] [ ] |
| |
| [ ] [ ] |
---------------

Reposted from anonymous

#DoctorWho, #Tardis, #Plo, #Retardis, @sriTHEsid

Foxy, UserOne, stefunny and ShanarahB like this

#meat

beesmoove, itchyPitchfork, Foxy, sophh, JodieT, peo_w, Qball, ShanarahB, stefunny and haddock like this

reposted by itchyPitchfork

Pretty please with sugar on top?

No.

... Pretty please with lots of bacon on the side?

Alright. I'll do it.

#meat, @sriTHEsid

juneocallagh, kenwats, llamabat, Foxy, Vandtastic, PenSword72, JodieT, Qball, ShanarahB, stefunny and 4 others like this

reposted by llamabat

What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?

We have to stop meating like this.

Reposted from swatchUSA

@swatchUSA

Foxy, swatchUSA, stefunny and itchyPitchfork like this

life is full of closed doors but you can always break through a window

Reposted from kris

Foxy, Vandtastic, lovemychouchou, stefunny and itchyPitchfork like this

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka is cheaper
Than dinner for two

#Marie, #Poem, @peo_w

Foxy, swatchUSA, haddock, Qball and peo_w like this

Rule Number 5:

Jamille will not discuss her theory that Voldemort and Micheal Jackson went to the same plastic surgeon.

#My, #List, #of, #Rules, @sriTHEsid

Foxy, Vandtastic, ShanarahB and lindaann like this

Rule Number 4:

'42' is not the answer to every pop quiz and exam question.
Neither is 'Yo Mama'.

#My, #List, #Of, #Rules

Foxy, Vandtastic, itchyPitchfork, ShanarahB, lindaann and JodieT like this

Rule Number 3:

I am not allowed to edit any misleading photos of my teachers.
Actually, I'm not allowed to take pictures of them at all.

#My, #List, #of, #Rules

Foxy, Vandtastic, itchyPitchfork, ShanarahB, lindaann and Jamille like this

Rule number 2:

Singing the song 'Dirty Little Secret', every time I walk past the vice principal and the librarian is not appropirate.

#My, #List, #of, #Rules

Foxy, Vandtastic, itchyPitchfork, ShanarahB, lindaann and JodieT like this

Rule number 1:

Jamille is not allowed to use any sharp objects.

#My, #List, #Of, #Rules

Foxy, Vandtastic, lindaann, peo_w, JodieT, ShanarahB, haddock, shespeaks94 and MyM like this

Smile.
Tomorrow will be worse.

- Mandy (Billy & Mandy)

#Quote, #From, #A, #KIDS, #CARTOON, #Erm..., #Yeah, @sriTHEsid

juneocallagh, KimJong-boom, skyblue99, Foxy, Vandtastic, stefunny, lindaann, JodieT, Parole, UserOne and 4 others like this

reposted by itchyPitchfork

Sorry for mistakes, my english is very bad. I am not god.

#Actual, #Fail, #Made, #By, #My, #Neighbour, #On, #Their, #English, #Exam, #X'D, @haddock, @Enderby

enderby, kenwats, guggigirl, ehab_faris, Foxy, pztk, campino, Krimi63, lindaann, juneocallagh and 6 others like this

reposted by Krimi63

Have you tasted that Aloe Vera drink?

#AloeVera, #Mmmm, #Yummy

Foxy, lindaann, juneocallagh, Convo_Ray, haddock and Qball like this

"Hey, mommy! I just made some Omurice, and there's a little left for you! Don't you think those boring parties are overrated? Come on home and watch Big Hero 6 with me insted!"
"..."
"It's dark outside and I'm all alone and there's these funny noises upstairs, please come save me"

#Telephone, #Convorsation, #HomeAlone, #SaveMe, #Mommy

Foxy, Vandtastic, Parole, juneocallagh, peo_w and ShanarahB like this

Don't copy me. I don't know what I'm doing.

Reposted from seeker

@haddock

Foxy, juneocallagh, meohmy, Convo_Ray, ShanarahB and haddock like this

There are no strangers here. Only friends who have not yet met.
~W.B. Yeats

Reposted from seeker

#plo

Foxy, juneocallagh, meohmy, Convo_Ray, matembe-53, JodieT, ShanarahB, haddock and MyM like this

My boss told me to have a good day ... so I went home.

Reposted from seeker

Foxy, juneocallagh, meohmy, Convo_Ray, ShanarahB, MyM and UserOne like this

Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you get when you see food coming at a restaurant.
~unknown

Reposted from seeker

Foxy, Vandtastic, juneocallagh, meohmy, Convo_Ray, matembe-53, ShanarahB and MyM like this

I fear one day we'll be strangers.

Reposted from burntchocolate

#Plo, @sriTHEsid

Foxy, juneocallagh, matembe-53, ShanarahB, itchyPitchfork, haddock and meohmy like this

That moment when you yawn so hard tears start leaking out and someone comes up to ask if you're okay.

Reposted from burntchocolate

Foxy, Vandtastic, ShanarahB, itchyPitchfork and UserOne like this

Top view:
B

Front view:
oo

Side view:
b

Boob

#Boob, #Boobs, #EverythingMakesSenseNow

janem803, Foxy, itchyPitchfork, peo_w and Qball like this

reposted by itchyPitchfork

I'm Not Spoiled
Just Well Taken Care
Of ?

Reposted from juneocallagh

#PLO, @sriTHEsid

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, haddock and MyM like this

Take a left on crazy, keep going until you hit insane. Follow that down to lunatic, turn right on insomnia, way past retarded & there you are @ my place!

Reposted from 2schaa

Foxy, Vandtastic, Qball, itchyPitchfork, UserOne, ShanarahB, Proceline and 2schaa like this

you gotta stand for something even if you stand alone

*show em what you're made of*

Reposted from backstreetgirl

Foxy, itchyPitchfork, Luenchen, backstreetgirl and lindaann like this

Yeah, I'm a cuddle junkie, but hush!
Don't tell anyone!
It's in my experience that people will give you more hugs if they think you don't like it!

#Secret, #Cuddle, #Junkie

CurrentNobody, Authlander, fuzuku, Vandtastic, Foxy, lindaann, phuamaxx, Luenchen, juneocallagh, peo_w and 3 others like this

reposted by juneocallagh

I don't like to say goodbye, so here's this note.

#Better, #Wording, #Of, #Last, #Post

Foxy, Luenchen, lindaann and juneocallagh like this

I don't like goodbyes,
so here's this note.

#I, #Do, #Not, #Like, #To, #Say, #Goodbye

Foxy and juneocallagh like this

Fact of Life:
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F...

#HateWeekDays, #Weekend, #Come, #Soon, #FactOfLife

Foxy, lindaann, juneocallagh, kris, Qball, thewiseguy75, UserOne, peo_w, ShanarahB and haddock like this

I just love it when people are happy!

#Lalala, #I, #Love, #Being, #Happy, #And, #When, #Others, #Are, #Happy!, @juneocallagh, @lindaann

SourceBlack, Autumnsunshine, Vandtastic, Krimi63, 305juicyj, Foxy, beee.b, Luenchen, lindaann, juneocallagh and 7 others like this

GOOD MORNING!!! <(^U^)>

Lol, just kidding, I hate mornings.

#Got, #School, #Now, #Luckily, #Dad, #Will, #Most, #Likely, #Pick, #Me, #Up, #After, #An, #Hour, #Of, #Snotty, #Classmates, #Getting, #Angry

llamabat, Foxy, lindaann, juneocallagh, ShanarahB, UserOne, peo_w, Parole, LaurieAmy and Luenchen like this

If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail,
just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.

Reposted from anonymous

Sandra24, Vandtastic, Foxy, lindaann, juneocallagh, ShanarahB, UserOne, peo_w, Qball and MyM like this

Dude exams start in a week...

yeah, so....

Roadtrip anyone?

^_^

Reposted from Proceline

#plo, @Proceline

Foxy, lindaann, juneocallagh, ShanarahB, peo_w, MyM and swatchUSA like this

On the 1st of September me and my classmate decided to dress up in full Harry Potter Cosplay and walk around throwing spells and curses at random people in our school...
I CAN'T WAIT!!!

#I, #Am, #Unhealthily, #Happy, #About, #This, #SO, #EXITED, #COSPLAY, #FTW

Foxy, lindaann, juneocallagh, MyM and ShanarahB like this

$### \(^u^(/ | |$

Foxy, lindaann, juneocallagh, peo_w and Convo_Ray like this

How do you get rid of a headache?

#I, #Ain't, #Got, #No, #Ibux, #Or, #Paracet, #:(, @swatchUSA

Foxy, lindaann, juneocallagh and ShanarahB like this

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

Reposted from anonymous

#Lol, @Kårefar

Foxy, lindaann, matembe-53, Qball and Convo_Ray like this

Åh, fiskebolle kommer i fra havet (havet!)
Havet er fiskebollens hjem (hjem!)
Dette er versj nummer 1,
Nå er det bare 99 igen!
Åh, fiskeboller kommer i fra havet (havet!)
Havet er fiskebollens hjem (hjem!)
Dette er versj nummer 2,
Nå er det bare 98 igjen!

#roadtrip, #Annoying, #Norwegian, #RT, #Song, @peo_w, @haddock

Foxy, MaScho and haddock like this

My wife wants to go on a road trip around famous Chinese monuments...
Her requests are driving me up the wall.

#roadtrip, #joke, #quote, @Witcherdarsery, @witcherdashery

Foxy, juneocallagh, shespeaks94, matembe-53 and witcherdashery like this

We say Americans don't get irony, but on a recent road trip across America, me and my missus went to the Holocaust Museum in Houston, Texas.

It was shut due to a gas leak.

#roadtrip, #joke, #quote

Foxy, juneocallagh and shespeaks94 like this

Did you know CHEVROLET is an acronym? Can Hear Every Valve Rattling On Long Extended Trips

#roadtrip, #Joke, #Quotes

llamabat, Foxy, lindaann, juneocallagh, haddock, shespeaks94, matembe-53, swatchUSA, Qball and peo_w like this

My neighbor is half Chinese and half Mexican, he stole a car but couldn't drive it.

#roadtrip, #Joke, #Quote

perellano, Foxy, lindaann, juneocallagh, shespeaks94, matembe-53 and swatchUSA like this

Condoms prevent minivans...

#roadtrip, @juneocallagh, @sriTHEsid

JMBis, janem803, enderby, whatever., vladtheimpala, UserOne, kenwats, prubton, fuzuku, skyblue99 and 16 others like this

reposted by juneocallagh, Krimi63 and emiledi77

When I come home, oh I know I'm gonna be
(When I come home)
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more

Reposted from swatchUSA

#Please, #Like, #Original, @swatchUSA

Foxy, swatchUSA and juliettebravo like this

No school today!!!

For me, at least...

#Tooooo, #Damn, #Snotty, #And, #TearyEyed, @peo_w

Foxy, juneocallagh and shespeaks94 like this

Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No Matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

Reposted from anonymous

Vandtastic, Foxy, juneocallagh, JodieT, peo_w and MyM like this

To eat or to sleep. That is the question.

#Shakespeare

Foxy, juneocallagh, matembe-53, ShanarahB and MyM like this

Me at school: *Sigh* "Why am I better than everyone?"

#Narcissist

Vandtastic, Foxy and juneocallagh like this

Everyone has a gay cousin, if you don't have a gay cousin, you might be the gay cousin.

#Insta, #Quote

Foxy, matembe-53, peo_w and juneocallagh like this

Stop complaining about beautiful people never looking at you twice!
Don't you ever take a second look in the mirror?

#You, #Are, #Beatiful

Vandtastic, Foxy, juneocallagh, misterlab, Qball, peo_w and itchyPitchfork like this

reposted by itchyPitchfork

#Sleep, #BuenosTardes, #OrSomething, #GodNatt

Foxy, juneocallagh, swatchUSA and MyM like this

This is to all the allergetic people out there who doesn't live alone on the north pole...

#Damn, #Sneez, #Allergy, @peo_w

Foxy, juneocallagh, swatchUSA, MyM and haddock like this

#iTube, #MissU, #RIP, #MyFavApp

Foxy and juneocallagh like this

Me: "Did we just get ditched?"
Friend: "Yeah, I think so..."
Both: *Stares at eachother*
Me: *Nods curtly before turning away* "WAIT!"
Both: *Starts running wildly after them with outstretched hands*

#Ditch, #Not, #Us

Vandtastic, Foxy and juneocallagh like this

When you're ten, they call you a prodigy.

When you're fifteen, they call you a genius.

Once you hit twenty, you're just an ordinary person.

#Prodigy, #Genius, #Free!, #Quote

Vandtastic, Foxy, juneocallagh, LaurieAmy and peo_w like this

F - is for friends who do stuff together
U - is for you and me
N - is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea

#Spongebob, #F.U.N, #Song

Foxy, UserOne, peo_w, Qball and Luenchen like this

After a long and painful day at school, I accidentally took a 4 hours nap...
^This is way I hate bicycle days...

#Tired

Foxy, swatchUSA, peo_w, Luenchen and Qball like this

I really need to learn the diffrence between being hungry and being bored.

#Food

UserOne, kenwats, ehab_faris, Foxy, MyM, EllisDee53, haddock, ShanarahB, kris, dor1316 and 3 others like this

reposted by ehab_faris and ehab_faris

I'm a fucking animal in bed. More specifically a koala.
I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

#Bedtime, #Koala, #Is, #My, #Spirit, #Animal

Foxy, MyM, haddock, ShanarahB, RandomHero1981, peo_w and kris like this

I always thought that I would be a person that other persons looked up at...

But now I realize I'll probably never even reach 5,3"

#Shortie, #Me, #Looked, #Down, #Upon, #:P

Foxy, MyM, ShanarahB, Qball, peo_w and JodieT like this

reposted by ShanarahB

Oh shit.
I forgot to bring gum with me to school.

#Gum, #IsEverything

Vandtastic, Foxy, peo_w and makalapua like this

I hate it when I wake up in the morning and realizes I was never actually asleep...

#Insomniac

Vandtastic, Foxy, ShanarahB, peo_w and makalapua like this

Not all superheros wear capes.

*Stares pointedly at Pizza Guy*

#PizzaGuy, #Pizza, #Superhero

Vandtastic, Foxy, JodieT, peo_w, Qball and MyM like this

Some people have less luck than others...
Therefore we should all share what little luck we've got!

#togetheragainstleukemia

Foxy, JodieT, daniel8a14, PenSword72, only1alyssa, MyM, Qball, Luenchen, aana, LaurieAmy and 1 other like this

How do you find a soulmate when you have no soul???

#Soulmate

Vandtastic, Foxy, haddock, Qball, aana and baconbro27 like this

Weird is just a side effect of awesome.

#Weird, #Awesome

guggigirl, niniel, Vandtastic, Fabcookie, Foxy, haddock, MyM, aana, baconbro27, LaurieAmy and 2 others like this

I'm cute as hell

...which incidentally is where I came from.

Reposted from no667

Foxy and Luenchen like this

If I give you a cute nickname you're either a cute animal, or the nickname has a not-so-cute double meaning...

#Nicknames

Vandtastic, Foxy and peo_w like this

I'm a people person, but sadly people aren't me persons.

#People

Vandtastic, Foxy, no667, kris, peo_w, MyM and juneocallagh like this

reposted by Vandtastic

I just nearly slipped on a strategically placed piece of horse crap.

#Fuck, #That, #Shit

Foxy, juneocallagh, MyM, peo_w and Qball like this

The thicker your thighs are, the more snacks can lay on your lap.

#Thighs, #Lap, #Snacks

Vandtastic, Foxy, juneocallagh, peo_w and MyM like this

@juneocallagh

Foxy, juneocallagh, Qball, ManuTiger, MyM and shespeaks94 like this

$Red alert! Red alert! Math mock exam is today, I repeat: Math mock exam is today! I'M NOT READY!!! I'M TOO YOUNG!!!$

#Math, #Is, #Hell, @juneocallagh

Foxy, juneocallagh, peo_w and haddock like this

They say your pupils dilate when you look at someone you love...
Then is it a good or bad thing that my pupils are always dilated when I look in the mirror?

#Narcissist

Vandtastic, Foxy, juneocallagh, peo_w, Convo_Ray, csvanholm and MyM like this

Asked in class to write a sentence that starts with the words: "My life"

The sentence I came up with: "My life is very interesting, and I like to tell others about it."

#Narcissist, #One, #Of, #My, #Many, #Spontaneous, #No-Thinking, #Moments, #Blackboard, #Writing, @peo_w

Vandtastic, Foxy, juneocallagh and swatchUSA like this

I think I missed out on the "neat and cute handwriting" gene thay every girl seems to have..
cause if i write something it looks like a drunk chimpanzee with spastic attacks has written it. with his left hand.

Reposted from justaperson

Foxy, juneocallagh, Proceline, swatchUSA and peo_w like this

Loves to love, but cannot stomach hurt...

#Quote

Foxy, juneocallagh, peo_w and Babygirl13 like this

I'm looking for a blonde in a Union Jack. I mean, a specific one. I didn't just wake up this morning with a crawing.

#DoctorWho, #Quote

Foxy and juneocallagh like this

I'm looking for a friend. A very specific friend. I'm not just browsing.

#Quote

Foxy, juneocallagh, Proceline, Qball, swatchUSA and haddock like this

The real tragedy is how few dad jokes James Potter got to make.

#HarryPotter, #JamesPotter, #HariPotta

Vandtastic, Foxy, juneocallagh and swatchUSA like this

$Math Mock Exams in two days... Kill me.$

#I, #Hate, #Math

Foxy, juneocallagh and MyM like this

instead of saying
"real life"
we should call it "offline"

Reposted from jaybyrd

llamabat, Vandtastic, Foxy, juneocallagh, jaybyrd, Babs_77, Qball, MyM and swatchUSA like this

My last word will probably be either "whoops" or "shit"...

#Last, #Word, #Of, #A, #Clutz

llamabat, Vandtastic, Foxy, juneocallagh, Proceline, shespeaks94, Qball and MyM like this

Remember, the Cockroach was the only living creature left on earth in Wall•E.

#cockroach, #Wall•E

Vandtastic, Foxy, juneocallagh and Qball like this

There's two kinds of people in this world

Those who are right, and those who are wrong.

... Well, technically-

And that's the last one^.

Vandtastic, Foxy, juneocallagh and Proceline like this

That is a boss Zefron poster.

Reposted from Grainnexxx

#AVPM, #Repost

Foxy and juneocallagh like this

What the devil!?

#AVPM, #Snape, #Quote

janeh, Foxy, juneocallagh and Qball like this

Sorry, the original post was deleted by its author.

#Hahaha

springfire, Kadysa, Foxy, meohmy, MyM, juneocallagh and Qball like this

reposted by juneocallagh

It's not a walk of shame if you leave with a moonwalk.

Reposted from anonymous

Foxy, juneocallagh, bold, haddock and Convo_Ray like this

I just baught an outfit that looks exactly like what my teacher usually wear...

Can't wait untill school tomorrow!

#Time, #To, #Cosplay, #Real, #Life, #Characters, #Mwahahahahaha

Foxy and swatchUSA like this

Mowing the lawn til' your eyes get wet and puffy, your nose start running and your skin turns red and swollen...

#Grass, #Allergy

Foxy, peo_w, shespeaks94 and kris like this

don't give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.

Reposted from justaperson

Foxy, no667, peo_w, MyM and shespeaks94 like this

According to Astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late.

The star is already dead.

Just like your dreams.

#Stars, #Dreams, #Just, #A, #Lovely, #Little, #Though, #Before, #Going, #To, #Bed

Foxy, haddock, shespeaks94 and Proceline like this

I don't like you.

May you fall on something sharp and pointy.

#I, #Really, #Do, #Not, #Like, #You

Vandtastic, Foxy, Proceline, kris and Qball like this

You wish that I would listen more, and I wish I ruled a kingdom made of cake. The point is, we can't get everything we wish for.

Reposted from anonymous

Foxy, peo_w, MyM and swatchUSA like this

That's QUEEN BITCH
to you!

Vandtastic, Foxy, peo_w and haddock like this

it's kind of ridiculous that you're expected to get out of bed EVERY day.

Reposted from justaperson

Vandtastic, Foxy, MyM, makalapua and peo_w like this

Nothing to say and still always talking

Reposted from samediaumarche

Vandtastic, Foxy, MyM and makalapua like this

KEEP CALM
AND
MAKE TOAST

#ParleProductions, #YouTube, #TheMarauders, @Foxy

Foxy, peo_w and shespeaks94 like this